Omg the bachelor joke is so layered. The clips are from the latest season, where the guy decided to dump the final two to take the option he ruled out. That’s going to go over so many heads
"the guy decided to dump the final two to take the option he ruled out." Admittedly I don't watch the Bachelor, but I kind of figured it was something like that.
So the movie “Draft Day” really was a documentary about how Cleveland really runs things but not totally cause at least in the movie Cleveland got all their 3 1st rounders back.,😂😂
Oh it’s even more batshit than that Cleveland: We’re shopping around for a new QB, most likely Deshaun Watson Baker: Okay. Wow. I want a trade then. Cleveland: *Fuck you.* We won’t trade you, you’re stuck with us Baker: :( *Literally 24 hours later* Cleveland: We got Deshaun in exchange for all of the draft picks. Baker, we’re trading you.
@@jordangeer8964 Its because they already r@ped his value by not sitting him during his injury, AND they flew to Houston. So they try to act like theyre gonna keep him as the backup by saying no, and then they said they want a 2nd for him. Which is realistic and will probably happen but at the same time they fucked up so bad teams are prolly gonna offer 3rd and 4ths
Lmfao it gets better. "We want an adult at qb", "how about 2 firsts for baker?". Every team ever : " 2 firsts is maybe alright for a man, but you're trying to trade me a child remember "
That sucks. I hate the corporate characters that currently reside over at espn and Clayton was one of the good ones with a talent for self-deprecation.
It’s so beautiful that your edit of him talking to the “ladies” is from the courtroom. That’s the quality I expect when I come to this channel…good stuff!!!
Take it from a Houstonian, rebuilding a franchise like the Texans is like re-animating a dead corpse with a defibrillator made out of a car battery with air hockey paddles wired to it while being held together with duct tape.
Kind of ironic that he went to Cleveland. He told them he didn't want to go there and they still persisted in spite of him saying no at first. Some matches are made in heaven.
As a Falcons fan, I’m happy Watson didn’t come to Atlanta. He’s very talented and can work magic in Cleveland, but we need to rebuild to bad. If we traded 3 1st rounders for him, he’d retire before the Falcons could give him a good roster to play with. Current roster is probably worse than the Texans roster he played with in 2020
@@01Zipang That too, but that still a very cloudy topic. 22 allegations is a really bad look, but there’s been such little information about the entire case given to the public that I can’t really make a good and reasonable judgement on it. And unfortunately this sort of behavior means so little to many sports fans. Michael Vick is still seen as a hero in Atlanta, despite being known to the rest of the NFL as the dog fighter.
I honestly feel bad for Baker. The man sacrificed his body for this team, and they discard him like a used condom. I get he's not an elite talent by any means, but the Browns did Baker dirty. I hope he goes somewhere else and thrives
Imagine pouring your heart and soul into a team. Playing with a serious injury because you love the city so much. Being looked at as the hero who brought the city genuine happiness for the first time in well over 20 years. Just for the team to say they would rather have a rapist.
Ya moral high ground people kill me. You can go on the internet right now and get the "services" he was getting from people willingly. No evidence at all that he was forcing anyone. (Which would be horrible, just in case). Why are you assuming he's a bad guy?
Mark my words as a Browns fan: This will change nothing what so ever. We’ll still be the same old factory of sadness. Always have been, always will be. This trade will come back to bite us.
Hopefully, your owner doesn't dig this hole deeper than it already is. Unfortunately, the grave that he dug has reached the Earth's mantle and will slowly burn the Browns alive.
@@soulknife20 Big Ben was accused of rape*. In this nation, it is innocent until proven guilty. I'm honestly a little tired of people who jump to conclusions before the results have actually come down, because it's a blatant lack of understanding of the very system that the US was built on.
I do too, but the NFL is a business in the end. A fresh start somewhere else will be good for him. He’ll still have a chance to prove himself with another team.
He got such a raw deal this season. I wonder if things play out the same if he elects to get the surgey on the shoulder right away rather then playing.
As a Bengals fan I've watched the Browns my whole life. I was never sold on Baker being the answer. But to throw this much at a guy who may have to sit out for a year. This team needs a tight end, an Edge rusher and a number 2 wide receiver would be nice. Cleveland has some of the best fans on Earth good luck.
@@sportsmaster1364 You have to hope Case has a breakout year. The Browns might know more about Deshaun's legal battles then we do. The guy has a lot of talent and you always put up with more when a guy has talent. You also have to wonder how sitting out for so long is going to affect him.
@@joeheid4757 true but with Big Ben, the circumstantial evidence makes him look so so so bad. If it’s to be believed, the Pittsburgh Police department covered up the crime so they didn’t loose their staring QB.
@@mcray0309 Pittsburgh Police had nothing to do with it. His 2 incidents were in Lake Tahoe and Georgia. The Lake Tahoe one was settled and I think the Georgia charges were dropped from lack of evidence. It was a he said she said incident. Listen Ben was no saint, but he didn't commit any crimes. He acted like a rich single athlete idiot. The Lake Tahoe woman bragged about their rendezvous to her friends, then came after Ben a year later. Very fishy. The GA one the so-called victim had a trashy reputation and no evidence was found. Once again I'm not saying nothing happened in any of these 2 incidents. Ben is guilty of being stupid af. But I don't belueve there was any criminal wrongdoing.
Man, this means we we're this close to 2-3 "rape bowls" this year. Side note: No I was not excited for that to occur and rape is not a laughing matter.
To be fair, Deshaun couldn't decide between the 4. He liked all of them. Only reason he ruled Carolina out was they wouldn't fully guarantee his massive ass contract
I’m surprised that Deshame Watsonberger went to Cleveland given the many phone calls we had throughout the past few weeks. Distain Walkin and I go way back and he has always come to me when he needed advice on football, or women. I’ve always been a good friend and wingman but after he took a voluntary leave from football, he hasn’t spoke to me much. I’m hoping he sees this and my numerous public apologies as I hope to rekindle our friendship & reunite in our late night adventures downtown. I’m sorry Respawn Watkins. I’ll always cherish what we had. I’m so sorry.
Honestly, I feel like this was done dirty to Baker. Man poured his entire heart and soul out for the team, probably even was more of a detriment playing through his injury all season, but it showed his devotion to the game. Personally am hoping all the worst to the Browns for making this decision, mainly so we can laugh and rejoice once more for something being right in the world again.
Baker truly wanted to make Cleveland a titletown. Unfortunately, the NFL is a cutthroat business, and if you can't perform to the highest standards, you're getting a Greyhound bus ticket
Move on? You guys will be living in the shambles Obrien left for the next decade. He ran that bitch into the goddamn bedrock. It's going to take a miracle to dig out even within the next 5 years.
@@rpsnider85 all it takes is good draft selections and fixing the cap problem. And with the DeRape gone the Texans have plentiful of cap space. Caserio hit on all 5 picks last year and is going to have even more now. O'Shit tried to fuck it all over beyond saving, but its never fucked that hard.
0:40 You even used that godawful stinger sound effect that every fake ass realty tv show uses, 10/10 parody. Also holy shit $230 million guaranteed, the browns wanted an adult at qb, and nothing says "adult" like a 22 time masseuse molester. Baker deserves better.
As a Browns fan, I'm not happy with this. We threw an insane amount of money at a QB after telling our QB that he has job security. And the QB that we threw so much money at may not even be able to play. Now we have an angry Baker, a high teir QB that might get suspended, and a lot less cap space.
Depends on what Baker does really, if Baker takes another team that isn’t the Browns to the playoffs and the Browns don’t go then this organization deserves to be a steaming shit pile for as long as it exists and it would prove that we just traded away our guy.
I can't wait for next week for The Bachelor UTree Edition! Betrayed Baker getting to pick the scraps. The Factory of Sadness is now The Factory of Red Flags! Texans. . . .well. . . . . .have fun rebuilding yalls Soulless Franchise to satisfy the Succubus!
234 million guaranteed to a guy who hasn't played in over a year and probably gets at least a 6 game suspension. I really hope this blows up in Cleveland's face like Deshaun at a massage parlor.
i mean just think about the falcons, they basically are now what everyone thought the browns were going to be. i mean sure they have to trade baker mayfield but that's whatever, it could be hard to offload him but they'll trade him doesn't matter. but the falcons are the ones who are fucked, they got a quarterback in matt ryan who is still good and could potentially if on a better team give them one last postseason run, decide to try to trade for deshaun watson, ryan actually allows them to delay his bonus to give them a chance to work out a deal for deshaun and it doesn't work out. now atlanta has to figure out what to do, matt ryan is a nice guy and has previously talked about being unable to even imagine playing for another team, but i can't imagine he enjoys the idea of continuing to play for an organization that tried to replace him. i really do hope they trade matt ryan because it's the best for both parties, ryan can use his talents elsewhere on a good team and not spend his last years in a dumpster fire and atlanta would, if they're smart, hit the reset button on the franchise and fully commit to a rebuild instead of this "competitive" team that is not good enough to make the playoffs (although, they were close) and not bad enough to be truly terrible.
If I'm Baker, I know he's said that he wants to go to Indy, but go to NOLA instead. On paper, NOLA has a better roster than Indy, and it will be far easier to make the playoffs in the NFC than in the AFC. As of right now, I look at it like this: AFC: Bills, Bengals, Titans, Chargers as division champs (though the West is interchangeable) Wild Card Contenders: Patriots, Browns (IF Watson doesn't get suspended), Ravens, Chiefs, Raiders, Broncos Fringe WC Hopefuls: Dolphins, Colts No Playoffs for you: Jets, Steelers, Jaguars, Texans, Browns (IF Watson does get suspended) NFC: Cowboys, Packers, Buccaneers, Rams as division champs Wild Card Contenders: Eagles, Saints, Cardinals, 49ers Fringe WC Hopefuls: Commanders, Vikings, Falcons (if they don't trade Ryan, but even if they still have him they'd be here) No Playoffs for you: Giants, Lions, Bears, Panthers, Seahawks As for Ryan, there aren't many places he can go. Giants and Jets have 2 top 10 picks each but would they be willing to use one to get Ryan, especially if it means the Jets are giving up on Zach Wilson? Giants should at least inquire, Ryan is far better than Daniel Jones. Only other place I can realistically see him going is Tennessee if they can package Tannahill and picks for him
@@SuhailGanondorf1999Singh I have a great friend of mine who 20-25 years ago did the bodybuilding competitive thing and he recently told me when you find a good masseuse, man or woman, you keep them at all costs. They are invaluable. The fact Watson went through like 22 of them says he had more than a massage on his mind.
@@rizkyanandita8227 For one more season. We have the cap to take on another QBs contract though. So either Baker or Jimmy G could still be in play. Winston too. That said, I have a feeling we're taking Malik Willis. Though I'd personally prefer us to either take a o lineman or trade down and take a different o-lineman.
Moral of the NFL: You can get away with anything while drowning in gold so long as you know how to throw/catch a football. Dafuq is karma!? Never heard of her!
I wanted that too before they fucked over Baker and traded for a man who had 22 sexual assault allegations. I hope the Browns get fucking obliterated next season.
What an awkward position to be in rooting for an underdog team to win, but at the same time cheering for a qb who just got off the hook for beating underdog abuse victims in court.
They sold their soul (and not even just because of the allegations as the jury is still out on those) but also because how ruthless they were to baker just to achieve this.
@@Xavier_Coogat_the_Mambo_King He wasn't proven innocent. Grand jury just didn't think the prosecutor had enough evidence to move forward. Civil Court is gonna be another issue. Way lower burden of proof. I'm gonna believe 22 women over one guy. That's just way too many for it to not be true on some level.
Okay, what the crap is going on. We've had TWO Herschel Walker-level trades in like a week. This might be a bad take but I'm starting to think the NFL as a whole is grossly overestimating the worth of the QB position. I have a feeling teams will eventually pick up on it and normalize the market back down to reasonable levels...ESPECIALLY if one or both of these end up being a huge blunder.
@@user-gu5dv7vj8r It most certainly is, but how do the Broncos and Browns justify sending away that large a chunk of their draft portfolio, and surrender that much money, for two QBs that may or may not be on the downswing? In a bubble, Watson I can partially understand, since he was the passing leader in 2020 and has insane QBR. Still, the risk is undeniable. Five picks isn't worth it unless everything goes _exactly_ right. Same story for Wilson.
@@jpjpjp453 I'll admit I forgot exactly how many pieces were involved in that trade. It just feels like these all have a similar amount of "if this backfires, the franchise is doomed".
For years, Ben Roethlisberger assaulted the Browns without their consent. Now, the Browns can return the favor because they have a Roethlisberger of their own.
As a Ravens fan, the Browns who have been owned by the Ravens since the 90s, are getting a guy who has been owned by Harbaugh and Lamar Jackson as well. And they traded their entire future to get him. Plus he hasn't played in a year Is it me or does Haslam want to rub it in Bisciotti and Ozzie Newsome faces? Also he has been owned by the Steelers too.
@@manzac112 As a Ravens fan the reason we have won only one playoff game is because the Offensive Line and Justin Tucker has been terrible in each of those games.
Its good to have a predator back in the division, didn't quite feel like the AFC north without one.
As a Steelers fan, that made me laugh
😂🤣😂
Lol the division would of been lost without one
Omg, you just committed murder in public!!...
...Here's a like from me. Don't spend it all in one place.
Oh murder! Ray Lewis loves that!
Omg the bachelor joke is so layered. The clips are from the latest season, where the guy decided to dump the final two to take the option he ruled out. That’s going to go over so many heads
To be fair, the shared fandom of the NFL, the Bachelor, and sarcastic TH-cam videos is not large.
I'm not sad I missed the extra layers tbh. I'd rather miss that bit of the joke than have to watch that show.
@@thelastmanonearth2631 I sat through it this season with my fiancé. can't say you missed much. Just a bunch of drama and poor decisions.
@@rafaelalamilla5583 - I already have twitter and Instagram for that!
"the guy decided to dump the final two to take the option he ruled out."
Admittedly I don't watch the Bachelor, but I kind of figured it was something like that.
So the movie “Draft Day” really was a documentary about how Cleveland really runs things but not totally cause at least in the movie Cleveland got all their 3 1st rounders back.,😂😂
They also stuck with there QB in that movie instead of taking the QB with personality issues.
Dude that’s what I was thinking about when they gave up all of those picks
Draft Day basically predicted the Deshaun Watson trade.
Quick tangent but "You pancake eating motherfucker!" Has always stuck with me
I remember Draft Day. I also remember liking that movie.
Baker: I want a trade
Browns: No
Browns: trade for Watson basically forcing themselves to now trade Baker
If Watson gets suspended next season, I don't think Baker Mayfield is playing for the Browns
This was AFTER the Browns said they were wanting to get Watson before Baker wanted out. Baker saw the knife coming and wanted to be out
Oh it’s even more batshit than that
Cleveland: We’re shopping around for a new QB, most likely Deshaun Watson
Baker: Okay. Wow. I want a trade then.
Cleveland: *Fuck you.* We won’t trade you, you’re stuck with us
Baker: :(
*Literally 24 hours later*
Cleveland: We got Deshaun in exchange for all of the draft picks. Baker, we’re trading you.
@@jordangeer8964 Its because they already r@ped his value by not sitting him during his injury, AND they flew to Houston. So they try to act like theyre gonna keep him as the backup by saying no, and then they said they want a 2nd for him. Which is realistic and will probably happen but at the same time they fucked up so bad teams are prolly gonna offer 3rd and 4ths
Lmfao it gets better. "We want an adult at qb", "how about 2 firsts for baker?". Every team ever : " 2 firsts is maybe alright for a man, but you're trying to trade me a child remember "
On a serious note, RIP John Clayton.
"HEY MA! I'M DONE WITH MY SEGMENT!"
I didn’t realize he was only 67. He looked way older than that
That sucks. I hate the corporate characters that currently reside over at espn and Clayton was one of the good ones with a talent for self-deprecation.
Wait what? John Clayton died?? That sucks!
It’s so beautiful that your edit of him talking to the “ladies” is from the courtroom. That’s the quality I expect when I come to this channel…good stuff!!!
Take it from a Houstonian, rebuilding a franchise like the Texans is like re-animating a dead corpse with a defibrillator made out of a car battery with air hockey paddles wired to it while being held together with duct tape.
And that corpse has been dead for 5 years minimum.
i saw an episode of macgyver were he did just that.
@@winddmmy Not even Macgyver can fix the Texan and undo B. O. B's mess.
"Deshaun's Happy Ending" I see what you did there, good sir. 😂
I read the title and i was like wot
What’s his ending NFL suicide?
He escaped jail but was instead sentenced to Cleveland
And he might still get suspended anyway
Escaping jail to go to Cleveland is a fate worse than death
@@soulknife20 Smolett would be so proud
What's crazy is that he CHOSE to go there🤣🤣🤡
@@demond7l3 Self imposed penance for his sins
Your mistaken Tree, Cleveland was obviously impressed by Deshaun’s woman respecting abilities and chose to sign him on that alone.
Can we call Deshaun Watson the next Leader Of Men
Deshaun will take Cleveland all the way, with their consent or not
I can’t wait for the NFL to have Sexual Assault Awareness month to their list of shameless corporate pandering.
Kind of ironic that he went to Cleveland. He told them he didn't want to go there and they still persisted in spite of him saying no at first. Some matches are made in heaven.
@@themangomag97 Something to think about when going after the woman of your dreams
As a Falcons fan, I’m happy Watson didn’t come to Atlanta. He’s very talented and can work magic in Cleveland, but we need to rebuild to bad. If we traded 3 1st rounders for him, he’d retire before the Falcons could give him a good roster to play with. Current roster is probably worse than the Texans roster he played with in 2020
My thoughts exactly. The Falcons didn't have enough assets to give up and still retain a competent offense
Atlanta sports talk radio was certain he was coming here and that the "delay" was the Falcons were trying to find a trade partner to take Ryan.
I didn't want him because of the allegations.
@@01Zipang yeah same. He’s a great player, but I cannot in good conscious support him
@@01Zipang That too, but that still a very cloudy topic. 22 allegations is a really bad look, but there’s been such little information about the entire case given to the public that I can’t really make a good and reasonable judgement on it. And unfortunately this sort of behavior means so little to many sports fans. Michael Vick is still seen as a hero in Atlanta, despite being known to the rest of the NFL as the dog fighter.
I honestly feel bad for Baker. The man sacrificed his body for this team, and they discard him like a used condom. I get he's not an elite talent by any means, but the Browns did Baker dirty. I hope he goes somewhere else and thrives
He’s doing just that in Tampa Bay.
Imagine pouring your heart and soul into a team. Playing with a serious injury because you love the city so much. Being looked at as the hero who brought the city genuine happiness for the first time in well over 20 years. Just for the team to say they would rather have a rapist.
😂 imagine the NFL being a business
Allegedly
@@watchemfly8164 In Minecraft
Isn't it a little hypocritical for a Blackhawks fan to say this?
Ignore these degenerates. Baker got done so dirty by that poverty franchise.
“They have their own Big Ben” 😂😂😂😂😂
Not big ben
This entire situation is a complete mess, but your voices for the Falcons and Saints in this had me rolling.
"I gave you all of my masseuses." 🤣
Guess Baker’s gonna have to finally move out of the stadium.
I guess that yard sale commercial can really happen, now. Baker is way better actor than Quarterback.
I bet progressive will even like him more now. He'll show you how to change your home insurance when you move
RIP to the legend John Clayton.
Dolphins were the long term side chic who realized her mistake and ran away screaming
As a long time Dolphins fan this made me laugh. 😂
@@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
People crying over Baker, yeah he got screwed, but Tua only had to deal with that for 50x longer and never once complained
Wow, so happy such a great guy gets a second chance! Big Ben would be proud.
Ray Lewis as well.
Ya moral high ground people kill me. You can go on the internet right now and get the "services" he was getting from people willingly. No evidence at all that he was forcing anyone. (Which would be horrible, just in case). Why are you assuming he's a bad guy?
@@hv2623 If it's coming from 22 people then I don't think its fairly hard to assume so
@@ananthanaarayansathyanaray4348 At your own risk. That doesn't prove anything. Money is a hell of a drug.
@@hv2623 Exactly. If you make the league money and also have a lot of money you can pretty much get away with anything.
The factory of sadness became the factory of irony
Cleveland is still the factory of sadness.
@@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 and now its irony factory at the same time
I guess it’s AFC North tradition to have at least one women respecting qb
@@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 Possibly. If it's the case then it would under a new name if shit implodes. The Factory of Broken Dreams
Don't cheat us...I want a longer video about this so you can tell us how you really feel...lol
Gotta feeling when he does the AFC Free Agency Vid, he’ll do just that.
Tree only goes that deep for his sweethearts.
Great video once again my good friend!!! I hope everyone is having a great week!! - Gary!
thanks gary! you too!!
wow thank you gary!
Thank you gary bettman
Are you going to FORCE the Coyotes to leave Arizona finally? Are you really gonna let them play in a dinky 5,000 seat arena?
@@HydraMann you are very welcome “ Hydra Man” - Gary.
The possibility of another Hershel walker trade is increasing with each of these mega deals
As a Vikings fan I feel attacked.
@Ephemis Priest I’m sorry
Mark my words as a Browns fan: This will change nothing what so ever. We’ll still be the same old factory of sadness. Always have been, always will be. This trade will come back to bite us.
Hopefully, your owner doesn't dig this hole deeper than it already is. Unfortunately, the grave that he dug has reached the Earth's mantle and will slowly burn the Browns alive.
I honestly doubt it. That seems like too much karmic justice to be the end result
Yeah I think so too Sad!
You made a trade with the Texans the most cursed of all you should be fine
Three firsts? A fully guaranteed 230 million? Talk about a mortgaged future.
You can take Big Ben out of the NFL but you can't take the Big Ben out of the NFL
I don't get the joke. Can you explain?
@@scipio764 Big Ben and Watson are both rapists.
@@scipio764 like Deshaun, Big Ben was accused of sexually assaulting a woman early in his career
*women respecters
@@soulknife20 Big Ben was accused of rape*. In this nation, it is innocent until proven guilty. I'm honestly a little tired of people who jump to conclusions before the results have actually come down, because it's a blatant lack of understanding of the very system that the US was built on.
"They have their own Big Ben"
lmfao
I feel so bad for Baker.
He is probably the best qb they had this century, he got a winless team to the playoffs and won against their main rival
@@happynotredamefan3736 he's probably going to now win a super bowl out of spite with whatever team picks him up just you watch
@@somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821 Exactly
I do too, but the NFL is a business in the end. A fresh start somewhere else will be good for him. He’ll still have a chance to prove himself with another team.
He got such a raw deal this season. I wonder if things play out the same if he elects to get the surgey on the shoulder right away rather then playing.
As a Bengals fan I've watched the Browns my whole life. I was never sold on Baker being the answer. But to throw this much at a guy who may have to sit out for a year. This team needs a tight end, an Edge rusher and a number 2 wide receiver would be nice. Cleveland has some of the best fans on Earth good luck.
We're gonna be relying on Case Keenum next season if Deshaun has to sit. Unless Case recaptures his 2017 magic, we're fucked.
@@sportsmaster1364 You have to hope Case has a breakout year. The Browns might know more about Deshaun's legal battles then we do. The guy has a lot of talent and you always put up with more when a guy has talent. You also have to wonder how sitting out for so long is going to affect him.
@@ericdunbar6230 they love rape in cleveland
Baker: "... So can I get traded?"
Browns: "Why would you want to get traded?"
I like that every body agrees that Houston will still fuck up with them picks
Really mind blowing how Cleveland wanted an "adult" at QB and then traded for a guy who "allegedly" has character issues. 🤔
Yep. We truly are the Cleveland 🤡
Big Ben for Pittsburgh, Ray Lewis for Baltimore, about time we joined the party! 😂
Don't forget Ray Rice. He's actually the only one we have actual proof committed a crime.
@@joeheid4757 true but with Big Ben, the circumstantial evidence makes him look so so so bad. If it’s to be believed, the Pittsburgh Police department covered up the crime so they didn’t loose their staring QB.
@@mcray0309 Pittsburgh Police had nothing to do with it. His 2 incidents were in Lake Tahoe and Georgia. The Lake Tahoe one was settled and I think the Georgia charges were dropped from lack of evidence. It was a he said she said incident. Listen Ben was no saint, but he didn't commit any crimes. He acted like a rich single athlete idiot. The Lake Tahoe woman bragged about their rendezvous to her friends, then came after Ben a year later. Very fishy. The GA one the so-called victim had a trashy reputation and no evidence was found. Once again I'm not saying nothing happened in any of these 2 incidents. Ben is guilty of being stupid af. But I don't belueve there was any criminal wrongdoing.
You've already got Kareem Hunt, S*** for Brains.
@@russs7574 You forgot the OG of all women respecters - Jim effing Brown himself.
Man, this means we we're this close to 2-3 "rape bowls" this year.
Side note: No I was not excited for that to occur and rape is not a laughing matter.
I think this video is sponsored by that contract Cleveland gave him right after trading for him
"They have their own Big Ben"
This had me on the floor rolling 🤣🤣
Anyone here after the Browns are 2-4? As a Browns fan those draft picks for the Texans are looking really good now....
Deshaun: Naw, I don’t want to there.
Deshaun After the New Contract: On second thought…………… MAMMA I’M GOING TO CLEVELAND!
To be fair, Deshaun couldn't decide between the 4. He liked all of them. Only reason he ruled Carolina out was they wouldn't fully guarantee his massive ass contract
"In case he spins poorly on the wheel of discipline" basically how it works
Holy shit.......$230 MILLION???!!! FOR HIMMM??!!!!
Oh Cleveland...never change...never change...
I’m surprised that Deshame Watsonberger went to Cleveland given the many phone calls we had throughout the past few weeks. Distain Walkin and I go way back and he has always come to me when he needed advice on football, or women. I’ve always been a good friend and wingman but after he took a voluntary leave from football, he hasn’t spoke to me much.
I’m hoping he sees this and my numerous public apologies as I hope to rekindle our friendship & reunite in our late night adventures downtown. I’m sorry Respawn Watkins. I’ll always cherish what we had. I’m so sorry.
Lol
Honestly, I feel like this was done dirty to Baker. Man poured his entire heart and soul out for the team, probably even was more of a detriment playing through his injury all season, but it showed his devotion to the game. Personally am hoping all the worst to the Browns for making this decision, mainly so we can laugh and rejoice once more for something being right in the world again.
As a browns fan I totally agree with your statement
Baker truly wanted to make Cleveland a titletown. Unfortunately, the NFL is a cutthroat business, and if you can't perform to the highest standards, you're getting a Greyhound bus ticket
Cleveland deserves everything that's coming to them. Factory of sadness!
Watson: "This Summer I'm taking my Talents to Cleveland. "
Listen, being a Houston sports fan has been rough recently, now we can move on. In Cassario we trust.
Move on? You guys will be living in the shambles Obrien left for the next decade. He ran that bitch into the goddamn bedrock. It's going to take a miracle to dig out even within the next 5 years.
@@ragrappy00 recently*
@@rpsnider85 all it takes is good draft selections and fixing the cap problem. And with the DeRape gone the Texans have plentiful of cap space. Caserio hit on all 5 picks last year and is going to have even more now. O'Shit tried to fuck it all over beyond saving, but its never fucked that hard.
@@alexlongobardi7800 exactly, we’re on a good path so long as the draft picks hit
@@ragrappy00 Casual
Idk if he was going somewhere with that title, but my mind is certainly going there…
Deshaun definitely doesn’t take no for an answer
Thank you Tree you just made my day
0:40 You even used that godawful stinger sound effect that every fake ass realty tv show uses, 10/10 parody.
Also holy shit $230 million guaranteed, the browns wanted an adult at qb, and nothing says "adult" like a 22 time masseuse molester. Baker deserves better.
The title was enough to get me to click on this.
Keep up the good work Tree!
Can't wait for the draft video next month. Gonna be a banger
This video is awesome! I watched it 22 times just to believe what I was seeing!
As a Browns fan I'm both excited and disturbed
I'm just plain disturbed show me cleavland has 0 morals just a good share off NFL teams no a days
It’s hypocrisy, for years you guys bashed Big Ben now you get Watson, while us Bengals and Ravens fans are laughing
@@bkr1895 facts. Browns fans said for years we would never have a guy who had a sexual case represent our franchise….. they’re so pathetic
As a Browns fan, I'm not happy with this. We threw an insane amount of money at a QB after telling our QB that he has job security. And the QB that we threw so much money at may not even be able to play. Now we have an angry Baker, a high teir QB that might get suspended, and a lot less cap space.
From the people who brought you "at home with baker mayfield"
At the massage parlor with deshaun watson
Welcome to Cleveland Deshaun!
Sooo, what happens if the Browns finish with 7 or less wins after going 8-9 with an injured Baker and 11-5 the season before that?
Depends on what Baker does really, if Baker takes another team that isn’t the Browns to the playoffs and the Browns don’t go then this organization deserves to be a steaming shit pile for as long as it exists and it would prove that we just traded away our guy.
I can't wait for next week for The Bachelor UTree Edition!
Betrayed Baker getting to pick the scraps.
The Factory of Sadness is now The Factory of Red Flags!
Texans. . . .well. . . . . .have fun rebuilding yalls Soulless Franchise to satisfy the Succubus!
Quality content as always. Cheers tree.
Oh, I need this to become a series.
y'all can pile on atlanta all you want (we're numb to it at this point), but for THAT price? FUCK THAT!
Here we go Brownies here we go!
Woof! Woof! 🤎🧡🤎🧡
This hurts way more than 1-31, or even the team moving. This time we lost the team but there's still a team here calling themselves by the same name.
Thanks for the vid!
He's probably getting a happy ending right now
whether they like it or not...
@@sneersh9107, OMFG, bro! That was foul. 🤣🤣🤣
From one bad team to another
Can’t wait to see how the Browns waste him
234 million guaranteed to a guy who hasn't played in over a year and probably gets at least a 6 game suspension. I really hope this blows up in Cleveland's face like Deshaun at a massage parlor.
Such a fitting story for The Factory of Sadness.
i mean just think about the falcons, they basically are now what everyone thought the browns were going to be. i mean sure they have to trade baker mayfield but that's whatever, it could be hard to offload him but they'll trade him doesn't matter. but the falcons are the ones who are fucked, they got a quarterback in matt ryan who is still good and could potentially if on a better team give them one last postseason run, decide to try to trade for deshaun watson, ryan actually allows them to delay his bonus to give them a chance to work out a deal for deshaun and it doesn't work out.
now atlanta has to figure out what to do, matt ryan is a nice guy and has previously talked about being unable to even imagine playing for another team, but i can't imagine he enjoys the idea of continuing to play for an organization that tried to replace him. i really do hope they trade matt ryan because it's the best for both parties, ryan can use his talents elsewhere on a good team and not spend his last years in a dumpster fire and atlanta would, if they're smart, hit the reset button on the franchise and fully commit to a rebuild instead of this "competitive" team that is not good enough to make the playoffs (although, they were close) and not bad enough to be truly terrible.
If I'm Baker, I know he's said that he wants to go to Indy, but go to NOLA instead. On paper, NOLA has a better roster than Indy, and it will be far easier to make the playoffs in the NFC than in the AFC.
As of right now, I look at it like this:
AFC: Bills, Bengals, Titans, Chargers as division champs (though the West is interchangeable)
Wild Card Contenders: Patriots, Browns (IF Watson doesn't get suspended), Ravens, Chiefs, Raiders, Broncos
Fringe WC Hopefuls: Dolphins, Colts
No Playoffs for you: Jets, Steelers, Jaguars, Texans, Browns (IF Watson does get suspended)
NFC: Cowboys, Packers, Buccaneers, Rams as division champs
Wild Card Contenders: Eagles, Saints, Cardinals, 49ers
Fringe WC Hopefuls: Commanders, Vikings, Falcons (if they don't trade Ryan, but even if they still have him they'd be here)
No Playoffs for you: Giants, Lions, Bears, Panthers, Seahawks
As for Ryan, there aren't many places he can go. Giants and Jets have 2 top 10 picks each but would they be willing to use one to get Ryan, especially if it means the Jets are giving up on Zach Wilson? Giants should at least inquire, Ryan is far better than Daniel Jones. Only other place I can realistically see him going is Tennessee if they can package Tannahill and picks for him
As a Falcons fan, send him to the Colts because there’s no hope here and I want him to get a fighting chance for a ring
If Ryan does go, I hope it's to the Colts. Also might give the Panthers a fighting chance at not being last in division lol
$235 million GUARANTEED WTF Cleveland?
@wjmcd Exactly what I was thinking
We have an early strong candidate for the LOLCOW of 2022 with the Browns and it's barely March.
this has been a chaotic off season
I hope this doesn't work out just to see them deal with that contract they gave him. lul
With all due respect, not even Big Ben was near this level.
Big Ben times 10
@@SuhailGanondorf1999Singh I have a great friend of mine who 20-25 years ago did the bodybuilding competitive thing and he recently told me when you find a good masseuse, man or woman, you keep them at all costs. They are invaluable. The fact Watson went through like 22 of them says he had more than a massage on his mind.
@@joeheid4757 Indubitably so.
Cheers for the continued reign of the factory of sadness
You are a fn legend. I was laughing the moment you started with the bachelor bit.
If this means Carolina gets Baker I'll be ecstatic; I was dreading seeing Watson in ATL/NO twice a year for a decade plus
No he said he wants to go to The Colts
You know you are still paying Darnold right?
It would be nice if the Taints stop getting handed division titles one of these years.
@@rizkyanandita8227 For one more season. We have the cap to take on another QBs contract though. So either Baker or Jimmy G could still be in play. Winston too. That said, I have a feeling we're taking Malik Willis. Though I'd personally prefer us to either take a o lineman or trade down and take a different o-lineman.
@@Crush1084 I'm saying it because Baker and Darnold are from the same class.
Moral of the NFL: You can get away with anything while drowning in gold so long as you know how to throw/catch a football.
Dafuq is karma!? Never heard of her!
Except the courts didnt even have enough evidence tk go to a criminal trial
@@anonymousperson3023 Yeah. But Civil Court is gonna be rough methinks
I'd love to see Baker go to the Steelers
Prime opportunity to use the term Happy Finish there. Ya blew it.
I want the browns to win the big cheese once in my lifetime, not because im a browns fans but because im a sucker for the underdog getting a win.
Imagine Antonio brown goes to the Brown's and they win it all him and Watson omfg that would be such a meme 🤣😂
I wanted that too before they fucked over Baker and traded for a man who had 22 sexual assault allegations. I hope the Browns get fucking obliterated next season.
Nah they deserve nothing for getting Watson
What an awkward position to be in rooting for an underdog team to win, but at the same time cheering for a qb who just got off the hook for beating underdog abuse victims in court.
I am now fully expecting Baker bachelor next week
Welcome back to the Factory of Sadness.
The title is pure gold
"Cleveland rejoices, work is plentiful as reports conform that the former factory of sadness has reopened under a new ip, The Factory of Drama"
All that's missing is Antonio "Cleveland" Brown (Seriously, this is his idea)
They sold their soul (and not even just because of the allegations as the jury is still out on those) but also because how ruthless they were to baker just to achieve this.
Baker wasnt going nowhere anyway
Can't wait for episode two! Please let this be the new format for qb roulette season! 😂😂
1:03 “Incredible! A shocking twist in an overblown saga!”
As a browns fan, I’m disgusted with all of this completely. Fold this team, I’m done with them until haslem sells/dies or Watson is gone
Join me as I cheer for the Bills this season.
@JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese Agree to disagree on the innocence.
@@soulknife20 has he been proben guilty?
No? Then he's innocent.
Its not a matter of opinion. Its how shit works.
@@soulknife20 the evidence was so small that they couldnt even take these claims to the criminal level. Need I say more?
@@Xavier_Coogat_the_Mambo_King He wasn't proven innocent. Grand jury just didn't think the prosecutor had enough evidence to move forward. Civil Court is gonna be another issue. Way lower burden of proof. I'm gonna believe 22 women over one guy. That's just way too many for it to not be true on some level.
damn, Tree turned this into a Bachelor episode LMAO
The title of this video has me rolling, well done UT.
first time in sports history some one actually wanted to play for the browns
Okay, what the crap is going on. We've had TWO Herschel Walker-level trades in like a week. This might be a bad take but I'm starting to think the NFL as a whole is grossly overestimating the worth of the QB position. I have a feeling teams will eventually pick up on it and normalize the market back down to reasonable levels...ESPECIALLY if one or both of these end up being a huge blunder.
Just like the Rams said "F them Picks"
There is legitimately no way to overestimate the position. Its the most important position in all of sports.
Big trades, but neither of them are on the level of the Walker trade.
@@user-gu5dv7vj8r It most certainly is, but how do the Broncos and Browns justify sending away that large a chunk of their draft portfolio, and surrender that much money, for two QBs that may or may not be on the downswing? In a bubble, Watson I can partially understand, since he was the passing leader in 2020 and has insane QBR. Still, the risk is undeniable. Five picks isn't worth it unless everything goes _exactly_ right. Same story for Wilson.
@@jpjpjp453 I'll admit I forgot exactly how many pieces were involved in that trade. It just feels like these all have a similar amount of "if this backfires, the franchise is doomed".
For years, Ben Roethlisberger assaulted the Browns without their consent. Now, the Browns can return the favor because they have a Roethlisberger of their own.
Best comment I've seen
Well done.
Excellent title
Ok we all know cleveland will most likely blow it,but I hope he goes and gets a decent second chance, best of luck watson
He had twenty-two chances to not assault female masseuses.
As a Ravens fan, the Browns who have been owned by the Ravens since the 90s, are getting a guy who has been owned by Harbaugh and Lamar Jackson as well. And they traded their entire future to get him. Plus he hasn't played in a year Is it me or does Haslam want to rub it in Bisciotti and Ozzie Newsome faces? Also he has been owned by the Steelers too.
The AFC North is absolutely wide open and it's going to be a very brutal ride for every team in that division.
Baker Mayfield has as many playoff wins as lamar jackson
@@blortflorington9165 That's probably due to Lamar Jackson not developing as a passer and injuries.
@@blortflorington9165 And about the same stats. It's kinda weird when you dig into the numbers.
@@manzac112 As a Ravens fan the reason we have won only one playoff game is because the Offensive Line and Justin Tucker has been terrible in each of those games.
Currently laughing through the tears
Title game is on point my friend