Pizza Farm with Nick Offerman
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ก.ค. 2015
- Comedy website and film/TV production company Funny or Die has produced a satirical video in partnership with the American Heart Association in answer to the ongoing debate in Congress on healthy school meals.
The satirical video features “Parks and Recreation” star Nick Offerman, who offers a tour of his “Pizza Farm,” where “healthy” snacks like taquitos and fish fingers are “grown".
Tell your lawmakers to protect strong school nutrition standards at www.yourethecure.org/schoolmeals.
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the pluck when he pulled pizza off the vine was fantastic
Taquito Lord i know a ripe pizza when i hear one 😁
I used to go to that farm as a kid! That is Sweetums Farmily farm!
featherman9 If you can't beat em Sweetum
John Yu ya that is what they used to say!
bobby newport!
BOBBY NEEEEWWPORT
Levi Jeremy Jam your move👀👀👀👀 #RetroJammed
"my teeth feel soft" i'm dying
Then you should probably see a doctor
Death Demon no. He’s referencing to what the girl said in this video
That’s awful. Please get help.
why i dont get this joke
@@user-ub9sn7dq3h Eating a high sugar diet makes your teeth soft.
best alternate dimension i've ever seen
"Soaking up the minerals and vitamins from the sun." That's enough to make a scientist internally scream.
How you think electricity is caught? think dummy
internally ? Screw that. Any selfrespecting scientist would scream it all the way to the heavens and back again for all to hear
just to be fair, we do absorb some vitamin D from the sunlight
@@jamesha175 Not quite. Our body produces vitamin d on its own when exposed to sunlight.
@@jamesha175 You don't "absorb" vitamin D from the sun. The UV radiation from the sun makes the fat below the skin to become a precursor for Vitamin D from chemical reaction.
Brawndo. It's got what plants crave.
TheBavarianLawyer It's got electrolytes.
NOBODY'S BUYING BRAWNDO THE THIRST MUTILATOR !!!
I ain't never seen no plant grow outta no toilet.
But what are electrolytes, do you even know?
theswampcreature455 it's what plants crave
The fact that time, money and production was put into this makes me so happy for some reason.
"Go away..."
Classic Ron Swanson
Not even close. Ron Swanson is a Libertarian. He would NEVER want the Government decide what you eat for you. He would allow the fat kids to die early, and the healthy ones to man up on the swanson food pyramid... in what second level of hell is this any where NEAR a swanson?
Circie Quisling Also Ron doesn't like fish.
It's the vegetable of meats
"The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me, that’s beautiful."
- Ron Swanson
Hes standing up to Obama and the governements strict food laws
"French Fries are practically salads, which is why I like mine with ranch." I've never felt a quote so much in my life!
I want that hose with soda
And another one with diabetes medicine.
Such dreams CAN come true. When the Danish scientist Niels Bohr won the Nobel Prize for Physics in 1922, his fellow countrymen at Carlsberg Beer gave him a house - next to their brewery. It's gets better, though. The house had a pipeline running direct from the brewery to a beer tap inside Bohr's new home.
You can NOT make up stuff like that. Well, you COULD - but that would be lying.
Watch idiocracy then.
. . . because it's water, lying about being milk.
Hah har har!
Make that a hose of German beer.
"my teath feel soft" "go away." that was the highlight of the video for me.
1:48 You had one job
T59 I
T59 I just wanted him to shout Damn it , Woman
WhiteSaucage Scar The overbearing silence was enough
Not one word about the pepperoni blight of '97, and the thousands of lunchlady jobs lost when the crop failed?
Just don't stand under a Chicago deep dish tree. In autumn, it can kill ya.
best comment!
Or a New York thin slice...damn near amputated my toes.
I stay out of those orchards. It's scary in there.
Dang things are worse than drop bears, I tell ya...
"French fries are basically salads."
I always say that yet no one believes me :'(
I forgot how much I love this guy. Nick is such a good actor and a cool guy.
"Who care how it got there." golden line right there. xD
Love that character break when he chuckled in his line "what could be better than this?"
Wtf. Where's my pizza tree?!
Abby Insaiyan right next to my money tree!
Abby Insaiyan actually pizza grows on a vine
Pay me via PayPal and I'll send you one. lol
Did you remember to water the seeds with cola?
Joezze-Bear Cola makes them grow faster sure, but they have much shorter life spans. I'd recommend watering them with sprite. Sure it'll take a little longer for the pizza to ripen, but at least you'll be able to sleep in on harvest day. ;)
Beer comes from hops. Hops are plants. Beer is salad.
And barley! And other plants! It's a great salad!
Rubber is tree sap, and maple syrup is made from tree sap. So tires and condoms should be put on pancakes.
corn's a fruit. syrup comes from a bush.
Anything with Nick Offerman automatically gets a like.
I laughed so hard when he drank from the cola hose
I'm so glad that the AHA committed to the bit, rather than pulling back at the last minute to undermine the humor by saying "But of course, none of those foods is good for you." Perfection.
The captain's dream from wall-e came true
Yeah
but is the pizza 🅱 O N E L E S S
God bless Ron Swanson teller of truth.
Amen. XD
You know this is satire, right?
The cola hose! 😂 Straight outta “Idiocracy”. I truly love Nick Offerman❣️
That WAS A HILARIOUSLY COMICAL FOURTH WALL BREAK!
This is about as true as anything our school actually tells us about nutrition
Progressives run the schools.... and Josh didn't miss the point... you missed his.
Salads and pizza trees for school!
Oh right you are. Shouldn't be laughing at it, but it's SO pathetic and absurd... 😅🤣
"my teeth feel funny" "go away"
This would never happen on Schrute. Farms ! Beets for Life!!
True story, believe it or not.
In 2015 I went to Frankfurt to learn german. I stayed there for 33 days.
I ate pizza twice a day, every day. At night, before going to bed, I used to go on the roof balcony and drink cheap whiskey straight from the bottle.
Sometimes, I would smoke a half-cut cigar (Ammezzati I brought with me from Italy).
It was the best month of my life. Upon returning home, I took a routine medical exam. Apparently, I was healthier than when I left.
P.S. The night of my return, I also ate pizza.
12D3
Pizza is actually pretty healthy. It's just most people eat too much and they soak it in grease.
Italian pizza is not made from unhealthy, overly processed ingredients and questionable flours with fillers
Same goes for bread from European countries
Am I the only one that wishes the pizza part could be true.
yes
I want a pizza tree too.
We need more of these 😆
Makes the point perfectly.
best commercial ever!
When I was in highschool 20 years ago (Netherlands) we had to bring our own lunch. The only thing you could buy at school is a cookie/mars or soda can as an extra which people did like once a week. Lunch itself came from home and is the responsibility of the parent/teenager. Teenagers must be able to prepare their own food.
Only a very small group was fat there. It's weird to see how much big corporations in America have an influence on what children eat. If they would have served pizza, fries, hamburgers and sloppy joe's we would have stuffed ourselves as well.
Same as here in Canada. Parents should be responsible for determining and thus providing proper food for there child's lunches.
Same deal in NZ. Had to often stand outside in the cold wind eating sandwiches. Now many children from poor homes in NZ don't get breakfast or lunch from home, charities donate the goods and the kids eat at school. Proper canteens ensuring that every child sits down at a table to eat one nutritious hot meal a day is the way to go. The kids and their education win. Big social education too in how to behave in this situation.
TH-cam waited until 2021 to recommend this to me
As long as the packaging says "Natural" we're good... Because Natural = Healthy. LOL 🤣🤣🤣
This was amazing! I'm baffled to see people disliking this video. Don't they understand sarcasm ?
Lovely sketch
This is awesome!
i bless this and everyone who helped conceived it
Beautiful!
...sucking out the vitamins and minerals from the sun... LOL, excellent!!!
"If it grows on a plant it good for you who cares how it got there"
This was awesome
No fruit or vegetable was harmed in the making of this video.
Right now, the Captain from the Axiom is loosing his mind over that. If anybody gets that reference, you’re awesome!
And with the science of GMO's we'll eventually get you that slice of pizza on a vine !!!
“My teeth feel soft...” *go away*
The BBC did a April fools broadcast about spaghetti trees in the 50s or 60s and lots of people called them inquiring where they could buy the seeds xD
My old school bought massive bushels from the farm that sold hot steak-ums and "cheese".
0:59
Nick's laugh is priceless.
i'm not sure how i found this but i'm so glad that i did
Tractor is an Allis-Chalmers D19 with a home made paintjob and a replacement steering wheel. First tractor with a factory turbo.
This is awesome
I put this video into a presentation in health class. He reminded the class that they should have caught the sarcasm in that, or they would have some problems...
1:03 my teeth feel soft.
Go away 😂😂
little girl: "My teeth are soft." Nick Offerman: "Go Away."
I was happy till the end
amazing
love it
damn, I've been thinking about this farm before watching this video! definitely a dream come true.
The girl running at the end got a laugh out of me.
Her run was hilarious.
love those fresh growing pizza from the earth
Oh how much I love America
A+ for effort
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This isn't Ron!!! He's supporting eating vegetables! Tammy 1 got to him again.
NOT TAMMY
No
One of the best videos known to man
Farm of my dreams!
Yes!
I wish farms like that were real.
This has to be ture its on youtube!!!!!!
Nice :)
I so wish this was real!!! Also that basket of pizza he was holding looked godly!!!!!!
Very interventional dude perfectly
Is this cool Delaware Guy
1:48 Yeah, you better run when Nick Offerman looks at you like that!
Nick for president!
After buying 51% of Lagavulin, we now have a pizza farm.
watering the sloppy-joes with cola = genius gardening.
edit) LOL when he made that poor girl run away.
I'll take a couple
Looks like the classic spaghetti tree prank
I can't believe this doesn't have any comments yet. I feel like Nick is about to lose it any second. It kills me.
I think he should have a late night show alongside the guy who voices archer. Id watch religiously
muito bom
Remember kids, apples are natures candy, nothing compares to their natural sweetness.
Here from Ifunny XD
Nick offerman the only person who can make another run away with a look
"My teeth feel soft"
"Go away"
75% of college aged Americans think vegetables originally come from the grocery store......and they sold this farm to some yuppies and now they make wine out of that pizza.
My teeth feel soft.......go away 😂😂😂😂
Pizza time
BBC did this with spaghetti and they did it so well that people actually thought it was true
awww that poor girl. she's so cute though!
“That’s what my food eats.”
Reminds me of the captain from wall-e who thought pizza grew from plants