Canadian Prime ministers said "moistly" on national television and instantly regretted it. You could see the look of shame on his face after he said it.
Honestly Angela did a better job than I expected. I was expecting a LOT of fear mongering, but I’m glad she emphasized that it shouldn’t be unpleasant.
A great quote from my polish catholic grandmother: when my dad asked, as a kid, "I know that the sperm goes in the egg that grows the baby, but how does the sperm get to the egg?" And my grandma replies, after deep thought, "nobody knows."
@@jacksepticeye there was another instance where my baba (grandma in polish) was listening in on my bathtime when I was little and I was learning body parts and would say them as my parents were giving me a bath and she was just listening outside the door and then I (I was like four or something) went "VA-GI-NA!" and she LOST it with nervous laughter
I'm impressed that they actually described sexual intercourse, so that there could be no confusion for the kids learning about it. No nonsense about "a man and a woman share a special hug and a baby is made!" that leads to children thinking that they could get pregnant from a hug.
@@pikathemimikyu6655 I first started learning in 5th grade, which is 10 and 11 years old. Kids can start having periods at that age and even if they don't they will know what they need to for in the nest few years when it does happen so they won't panic. That being said I know schools these days want to discuss things inappropriate for much younger kids long before they are ready so I get where you are coming from.
Jack explaining Sex to his kids be like: " Right lads this talk won't take long at all at all it'll be grand and quick for ya so.. *its like a Relay Race* "
You don't know what her sex life is like. Might be pretty active. Might not too of course. I'd be a little concerned if she had less experience than someone younger than her and was teaching, but I'm slowly losing faith watching this...
And then the parents found out that the teacher's were retarded. Calling a kid immature is like calling a man an animal or calling some one a pervert while they are watching porn and thinking thats a smart thing to say. Technicly your body dosent stop developing until you are 27 and under that age you are between a kid and a young adult.
Sean: "What you described, is Amazon dropping off a package." Not going to lie. That isn't the kind of package I expect from Amazon. You might be purchasing the wrong items. Then again I am not here to judge. You do you or rather have the delivery person do you.
This is the most wholesome way I've ever seen sex explained educationally by a Christian- soft-spoken, generally informative, and no "you aren't supposed to enjoy it or you're going to hell"
When I was kid, I thought babies were made when a man and a woman kissed and the woman swallowed the man’s spit and it went into her stomach and the DNA from the spit made the baby
I like how she just stops at the sperm going in, doesn't even mention the way the egg is fertilized and then replicates and becomes a fetus which eventually becomes a child
God has made it pleasant feeling. But apparently Catholics aren’t allowed to make sex fun so are they saying they actively are ignoring God and making the thing he made fun not fun? Or, has evolution innately taught us that intercourse and furthering the species was meant to be enjoyable so that humans would go and do more of it.
Me personally, I am part Christian but I feel like religion should have NOTHING to do with Sex Education, it needs to be purely scientific and not induce fear into people to control them
I am Christian too, but with everything I’ve learned over the years, religion slowly begins to seem like more of a way to threaten people to control them
@@Tixio_T You are familiar with history, are you not? The Crusades? The Crimean War? 9/11? WWII also had religious causations of conflict and genocide, as well as the sectarian conflicts in the Irish 1798 Rebellion and the 1916 Easter Rising.
I'm Christian. You teach a child when he or she is old enough to understand. Around the ages of 12-13. 11 at the lowest. That's what I believe, anyways.
Thanks to that prayer at the beginning, I now imagine every Irish couple in the 80's/90's taking like 5 minutes of prayers, fully naked, then just going at it.
Honestly there were some good points about how the first time may be awkward and you should be able to laugh, it should be pleasurable and you should communicate with your partner if you’re uncomfortable That being said, the imagery of a penis as a gas pump that just deposits sperm with no talk of pleasure or female orgasms was hilarious
Female orgasms don’t really play an important role. The wetness does - and that’s why its mentioned. Mentioning pleasure would be weird especially since different people enjoy different things.
well yes this doesn't really make sense but I feel like it kind of does just bc the girl would alreadybkind of know abt there body and would need to know about the boys. but this is also a very catholic time apparently so I bet that's not even true lol
Unironically good that they just describe it as it is, no BS, no shaming, which is more than you'd expect from a super religious resource about sexual intercourse.
As a Newfie, I do the exact same thing. The more my parents or someone else talks quickly with the accent and terms, the more it rubs off on me. Especially when we go to the cabin lol.
@@dream_walker9726 i’m american and used to play ps4 with a bunch of newfies. whenever i was in a party with more than one of them it would start to rub off on me after a few hours
@@dream_walker9726 it definitely was, great bunch of guys and funny as hell. also getting to hear the most canadian sentences in existence like “at tree i be dartin up to me grandmudder’s house ya by” 😂
“Most Irish …lads figured it out from there friend and those friends figured it out watching sheep” I think it’s safe to assume OUR Irish lad was taught by sheep😂
@@GtheCatLady same lol I still cringe every time I see stuff like this and they say "don't worry, you'll find the right person!" Like no... thank you... just give me a hug and watch youtube with me or sum
"What you described was not sexual intercourse, what you described was Amazon dropping off a package!" I honestly lost it at this, that was the most iconic response to a video like this lmao
Jack: "I need to get a drink, this is going to get heavy." *takes no more than two steps to the right* Suddenly he has a beer in his hand and is ready to learn about his body from a 70 year old catholic woman from the 1980s.
4:14 "they give a long kiss", like the one in that one sonic fanfic where the kiss lasts 12 minutes (if you know, you know, but if you don't, Danny from Game Grumps reads it. There's compilations of him reading different fics, including the one that the 12 minute kiss if from, Sonic's Ultimate Harem)
when the lady started talking about how a man and women tell each how beautiful they are I got a church ad and they first thing they said was you are beautiful I was laughing my ass off
@@crookedbuns haha hilarious, I wish I was more Scottish, I love the Scottish accent and I'd love to have my Scottish accent more in general instead of always when I'm pissed off at games
@@crookedbuns That comment is so accurate because I heard Jack talking in such a heavy accent at one point I had to replay it so I could attempt to understand him. 😂
"I know you're thinking, I'd never do that, that's awful!" I'm pretty sure not a single person listened to Angela. The Irish genes are like a step below Genghis Khan's sploosh count.
Nah, Prayers go straight to his email. When he's tired of everyone's shit, he just ignores the email for a while. Kinda explains the world's current situation actually.
When you properly teach children about guns, they don’t kill each other by accident. The same applies to anything in life. When you are taught properly about a subject, equipment, or job, the likelihood of problems resulting is dramatically reduced.
Sex education in iran is basically: "There are a lot of changes in human body in your age. You might feel emotional changes as well." That's it. Then we get to "Family management." Wtf happens in between😂 I'm lucky my mom explained it to me thoroughly😂
I was raised *heavily* catholic and was sent to catholic schools all my life (yay I dealt with pedos and got religious trauma), and somehow still turned out gay.
My mom and dad sex education. “If a boy tell you to prove your love by giving him your virginity do not fall for that. Nobody who actually cares for you will do that. Use condom and pills. That’s all you need to know”. Thanks mom and dad. I was in my 20s when I learned girls have different wholes for penetration and to pee. Because my own anatomy was not explained by my parents, my evangelical school or catholic high school. Sex education is more than sex.
@@seesawonezerotwosixonenine7154 😂 Hello, friend! Well, I suppose I did have an "aha" moment, but it was more like: doodoodoo waiting for marriage and the right person...still waiting...stiiiill waiting...okay, something seems fishy here.
In fairness sex ed hasn't changed much in Ireland. I had one 20 min class which basically said "pee pee goes here, use rubber and girls bleed once a month" oh and "good luck" at least we dont have religion involved
Like this video or Angela will say "slippery" again
Not again, please.
Oof
*May I ask why you DECIDED to watch this?!*
Never again
Y E S
You know when “Moist” Is considered a better term than what you said you’ve done something wrong
Got a moist john-willy
@@thecheeselord5943 XD
What slippery is worse?
Canadian Prime ministers said "moistly" on national television and instantly regretted it. You could see the look of shame on his face after he said it.
yeah but granted it's not that much better lmao
“And then, he whips it out and busts a fat one”
-Angela, 1980
DashFlash 😂
Class
😂😂
Sophie Howard, she’s dead from having no d
omg I died laughing
Honestly Angela did a better job than I expected. I was expecting a LOT of fear mongering, but I’m glad she emphasized that it shouldn’t be unpleasant.
agree!!
"What you describe is not sexual intercourse, what you describe is Amazon dropping off a package."
- Seán 2020
Not a sentence you hear everyday.
I died laughing when he said this. My ribs hurt!!
Whenever someone gives birth this is what I’m going to say XD
@@koi5569 Lmao
Favorite line in the whole video. rofl
I died when jack said: WHAT YOU DESCRIBED WAS NOT SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WHAT YOU DESCRIBED WAS AMAZON DROPPING OFF A PACKAGE
Coolcat278 same i was dying at that point 😂😂
ITS A GHOST
I mean, He's not wrong. They DO drop off some kind of package.
669😏
That killed me
A great quote from my polish catholic grandmother: when my dad asked, as a kid, "I know that the sperm goes in the egg that grows the baby, but how does the sperm get to the egg?" And my grandma replies, after deep thought, "nobody knows."
I SMELL BULLSHIT GRANNY!
jacksepticeye Seán I thought you people were made from potatoes
@@jacksepticeye everyone knows you grow kids like potatoes
@@jacksepticeye there was another instance where my baba (grandma in polish) was listening in on my bathtime when I was little and I was learning body parts and would say them as my parents were giving me a bath and she was just listening outside the door and then I (I was like four or something) went "VA-GI-NA!" and she LOST it with nervous laughter
Ah yes, Poland in its grace
Also it's babcia, baba is a quite vulgar way to call an old woman
I'm impressed that they actually described sexual intercourse, so that there could be no confusion for the kids learning about it. No nonsense about "a man and a woman share a special hug and a baby is made!" that leads to children thinking that they could get pregnant from a hug.
Lol but they did make it seem like a woman was required to be inseminated in order to “make love” or “make her husband feel loved”
Children shouldn't be learning about this at all until they are old enough to understand what the hell is going on 😅 like 12-13 years old.
@@pikathemimikyu6655, that's generally the age kids hit puberty and their bodies start to develop. That's why they're taught then.
@@pikathemimikyu6655 That is literally when they are taught this stuff. I'm 13 and my school started describing sex at around 11-12 years old.
@@pikathemimikyu6655 I first started learning in 5th grade, which is 10 and 11 years old. Kids can start having periods at that age and even if they don't they will know what they need to for in the nest few years when it does happen so they won't panic. That being said I know schools these days want to discuss things inappropriate for much younger kids long before they are ready so I get where you are coming from.
Jack: "I'm not a 12 year old, bell of maturity!"
Also Jack: Haha old lady say "slippery"
@MrFishy *ring ring*
@@CactusBootBuckle2 Hi welcome to the Bonnnerrr caasssttt- imsorry I couldn't help it lmfao
@@goomy1 I’m Jack here to help with all your boooonnnnerr questions!
@@goomy1 b-b-b-boooneeeeeeeeerrr!
@@ghostninja4834 In the immortal words of Shrek: "Nooo really?" 🙄
"He sticks it in, he takes it out and then" ad begins "Your business need an logo"
The timing of the ads tho
Its a docking in space...
LET’S PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
AN LOGO
In out in out. Go supersaiyan sex man! 🤣
The most important thing about sex is WAP-
Worship and Prayer.
Angela gets it.
*STOP IM DEAD*
Fair enough
Amen. Lmao you just became my favorite comment 🤣
That goes along with BDSM. Bible discussion and study meeting. 🤣🤣🤣
Clever
Jack: The Irish in the 80’s weren’t the best at expressing their feelings.
Also Jack: I broke my crushes ankle.
Lol, exactly 😂
I like how this comment is above jack
So things hadn't improved much in the 90s in this case lol
Or early 2000s I should say
Haley McBride you’re right
Jack explaining Sex to his kids be like:
" Right lads this talk won't take long at all at all it'll be grand and quick for ya so.. *its like a Relay Race* "
J Animates LMFAOOOOO I DIED
IM DEAD 🤣🤣🤣
Get it relay race back and four- never mind
Hahahaha my god
Oof XD
Another title: Jack trying not to laugh for 18 minutes so he doesnt look like a 12 year old boy.
You try not to laugh when you find out the irish slang for penis is "mickey" •
I'm literally a 12 year old and I'm kinda giggling right now
@@ShitpostingJoJo funny, Micky is my nickname, so I'll remember that for sure 😂😂😂
I like the part where jack giggles.
@@shadezz19 So...all of it?
Jack: "Ireland has changed a lot since the 80's"
Also Jack: "This is about to get heavy, Imma go get a drink"
The go get a drink part is very Irish
@@oliversimpkins1207indeed😂
I have many questions but one of them is why the hell is my grandma giving this lecture...
You don't know what her sex life is like. Might be pretty active. Might not too of course. I'd be a little concerned if she had less experience than someone younger than her and was teaching, but I'm slowly losing faith watching this...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
russian jotaro
Ochaco Uraraka ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Yeet!*
Do not PRESS my video
Teachers: don’t laugh. You kids are so immature.
Sean:
GOOD LORD XDDD
That's how I am 😂😂😂
Lol
And then the parents found out that the teacher's were retarded. Calling a kid immature is like calling a man an animal or calling some one a pervert while they are watching porn and thinking thats a smart thing to say. Technicly your body dosent stop developing until you are 27 and under that age you are between a kid and a young adult.
saying kids are mature is like saying a dog is a cat. and i can say that because im a "kid"
Sean: "What you described, is Amazon dropping off a package."
Not going to lie. That isn't the kind of package I expect from Amazon. You might be purchasing the wrong items.
Then again I am not here to judge. You do you or rather have the delivery person do you.
Genius
just bloody brilliant
This is the most wholesome way I've ever seen sex explained educationally by a Christian- soft-spoken, generally informative, and no "you aren't supposed to enjoy it or you're going to hell"
Jack: *rings bell of maturity*
Angela: *_s l i p p e r y_*
Also Jack: *D Y I N G*
@@qqypuzrw Seán
i mean me too tho
Jack is his nickname, he applies to both. Jack is nickname for Seàn in Irish. So technically Seàn is his name but he gets called both
Christ HES DYING IS HE OKAY
@@PupperTiggle thats a good question
People: Moist is the most disturbing word
Angela: *Aight, bet.*
✨Slippery✨
✨at least she didn’t say **slimy✨**
@@Astronomicat117 ✨ew✨
*Slippery slooppery* sliding the pp
SlIppErY
This woman looks like she doesn't get a special exciting feeling anymore.
Did she ever?
Agreed in deed
Too much is too much
Hehehe hahahhaha I'm evil :> I'm gonna ruin the 420 likes heh I have for the 421 likes
talking mad shit for a guy who put bella in the wych elm
Bro I started choking on my coffee when she said, " ThE Man FeeLS HiS PeNiS BecomE StRAigHt aNd HarD.."
Like I was chiilin in my room and I had to shout IM FINE like it was that baddddd ;(
I did it again :0
*omg I would probably do the same lol*
I am literally on that part right now😂😂🤣🤣
I damn near spit out my water
"A long kiss and a warm hug"
That is indeed how babies are made.
When I was kid, I thought babies were made when a man and a woman kissed and the woman swallowed the man’s spit and it went into her stomach and the DNA from the spit made the baby
Don't ever kiss and hug your mom at the same time.
I wish they were made like that
@@Natureguy-le8pl that is entirely accurate
@@coldhaixx1905 yea but too many babys would be made
I’m convinced that Sean’s diet purely consist of beer and coffee.
beer DESGUSTANG he drinks whiskey
And Vanilla Coke
I guarantee he also eats lots of candy since he is like a child trapped in a mans body.
A Normal Wall and his virginity
YAAASSS
I like how she just stops at the sperm going in, doesn't even mention the way the egg is fertilized and then replicates and becomes a fetus which eventually becomes a child
God has made it pleasant feeling. But apparently Catholics aren’t allowed to make sex fun so are they saying they actively are ignoring God and making the thing he made fun not fun? Or, has evolution innately taught us that intercourse and furthering the species was meant to be enjoyable so that humans would go and do more of it.
Yes
No because Catholics don’t like science-
Caco You FOOL! I must be the ultimate life form, as I believe in science AND Catholicism! I am becoming more powerful as I speak!
@@piggyman-st8iu *laughs at the back of the class room*
SO dO I, BakKA
Me personally, I am part Christian but I feel like religion should have NOTHING to do with Sex Education, it needs to be purely scientific and not induce fear into people to control them
I am Christian too, but with everything I’ve learned over the years, religion slowly begins to seem like more of a way to threaten people to control them
Same, just without the Christian part.
@@Tixio_T You are familiar with history, are you not? The Crusades? The Crimean War? 9/11? WWII also had religious causations of conflict and genocide, as well as the sectarian conflicts in the Irish 1798 Rebellion and the 1916 Easter Rising.
I'm Christian. You teach a child when he or she is old enough to understand. Around the ages of 12-13. 11 at the lowest. That's what I believe, anyways.
Yeah religion should have no part in that education but back then it was everywhere, no escaping.
This isn’t sex it’s a transaction-
The way she described sex had me cringing evry fucking second. Go home grandma.
Thanks to that prayer at the beginning, I now imagine every Irish couple in the 80's/90's taking like 5 minutes of prayers, fully naked, then just going at it.
@@whomidity3953 hahaha
Credit or Debit?
@@realbirb debit please
"Becoming slippery inside" why do I imagine the woman saying "jaysus be careful will ya, don't slip or nothing"
I read that in Jack's voice. I am both disturbed and giggling like a little bitch rn
@@fatalangel34 lmao same i-
When i heard that i couldn’t not think of the slippery when wet sign
I bet you cannot read this without saying it in a irish accent
Not really considering I am irish
Sean: *bell of maturity*
Also Sean: she said *sliPPERY*
Lol
Lmfao
Honestly there were some good points about how the first time may be awkward and you should be able to laugh, it should be pleasurable and you should communicate with your partner if you’re uncomfortable
That being said, the imagery of a penis as a gas pump that just deposits sperm with no talk of pleasure or female orgasms was hilarious
Female orgasms don’t really play an important role. The wetness does - and that’s why its mentioned.
Mentioning pleasure would be weird especially since different people enjoy different things.
the first one: sexual education "for girls" mostly talked about how penises work. Wonder what the boys version said.
@UCi6CQxlu7IEIOWPhmM5FQTA Pussy Pucci
well yes this doesn't really make sense but I feel like it kind of does just bc the girl would alreadybkind of know abt there body and would need to know about the boys. but this is also a very catholic time apparently so I bet that's not even true lol
@@jonathanroy9112 a 10 year old isn’t gonna know about their body like that lmao
🤯
Well it does make sense cause girls don’t know that much about male genitalia
12:40 women: "that wasn't painful at all"
the next 9+ months: "allow me to introduce myself"
probably should have taken the veggie tales route instead but no regrets
Lol
@@John_Halo 'Git gud!'
Welp, I'm the 666th like....
666...Catholicism...
Coencidence, I think not.
"Irish people aren't the best at expressing their feelings"
Jack: *Breaks crushes ankle*
"I'll put all my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die."
“you made me fall for you and I’ll make you fall for me *breaks ankle* ”
HAHAHA
@@shurkeys419 yEs
*Cough cough* killing stalking *cough*
Unironically good that they just describe it as it is, no BS, no shaming, which is more than you'd expect from a super religious resource about sexual intercourse.
We need to do a “what happened to her?” Like we did with the slapchop guy!
Death probably
@@OViklund I just laughed harder than I should've lol
She was old it was the nineteen eighties she's probably dead
Ochaco Uraraka hi uraraka
@@salty26700 •-•
I love how when Jack gets exposed to Irish accents, his own accent intensifies with each passing second.
He needs to assert his dominance as the most irish person on the world
As a Newfie, I do the exact same thing. The more my parents or someone else talks quickly with the accent and terms, the more it rubs off on me. Especially when we go to the cabin lol.
@@dream_walker9726 i’m american and used to play ps4 with a bunch of newfies. whenever i was in a party with more than one of them it would start to rub off on me after a few hours
@@adhdgaming5729 that sounds fun XD
@@dream_walker9726 it definitely was, great bunch of guys and funny as hell. also getting to hear the most canadian sentences in existence like “at tree i be dartin up to me grandmudder’s house ya by” 😂
Imagine being named John Willy and then the sex Ed person goes. “Next we put our John Willy into it.”
LMAO!!!
John Willy's John Willy
John will either be happy or horrified.
Fire at will
At my old workplace we had an email from a guy named Richard Johnson...
“Most Irish …lads figured it out from there friend and those friends figured it out watching sheep” I think it’s safe to assume OUR Irish lad was taught by sheep😂
"When they hold each other really close, and give a long kiss, and a warm hug" the most wholesome description of sex ever
To be honest though, that’s the only kind of “lovemaking” I want in life.
@@GtheCatLady same lol I still cringe every time I see stuff like this and they say "don't worry, you'll find the right person!" Like no... thank you... just give me a hug and watch youtube with me or sum
@@seran3638 same and it's so sad bc no one is like me so I'm gonna be single forever
@@gavrochethenardier957 hun I just proved there's people like you. I promise you'll find someone
@@seran3638 ok😊
Jack "I'm a 30 year old"
*Bell of maturity*
Laughing at everything with sex
I dont blame him XD
....
indeed true he laughs like he is drunk as FUCK
Low key thought i commented this and was like hold up
R/wooosh
Jack: grabs a drink that isn’t Coke Zero
Everyone: *impossible*
*IMPOSSIBLE*
Holy Hamster I wonder if it had the same great coke taste though
Holy Hamster I don’t blame him for getting beer but it’s not Guinness 😳
I love how angela, after describing sex she says "no trouble." XD
The trouble comes a few months later…
Angela: maybe you laugh when hearing that because you are shy. Jack: no Angela, I’m a 30 year old. me:giggling like a little shit
Spongeboymebob same
“That’s not sexual intercourse. What you described is called Amazon delivering a package.” -Sean 2020
I freakin love how creative this guy is😂💀❤️
Which package
@@I_the_Taco a baby
@@I_the_Taco the big BBC or the old shlong dong
@@I_the_Taco the big job
*both packages*
*oh wait 3*
5:10
Roses are red,
Cacti are prickly.
Holy Moly,
ThAt EsCaLaTeD qUiCkLy
Oh FrIcKeRs
*Yeet!*
Do not watch my VIDEO
@Gabriela Tierney that's a good idea 😂 I'm gonna stick with this tho, because I don't wanna steal your idea
Jeepers that did escalate quickly
Cacti ? That's racist !!
This is actually a beautiful way to teach it though. She's gentle and kind and the way she's teaching out is what a good relationship should be
Jack: "No Angela, I'm a 30-year-old man watching this."
Also Jack: *Wait, I'm a 30-year-old man watching this.*
Wait he’s 30, *why does he look so much older*
@@Giornosdonuts13 might be the beard
31 yo man sean is 31
@@AdrianUhrich13 this video is 10 months old he was 30 when he watched it
@@AdrianUhrich13 check the time
I bet jack, if he was 12 years old, he would act the same way.
The beer and all
he is basically 12
shuben basically true
I love how she just casually drops "wet dream" like it's par for the course.
Listing vocabulary from the past units obviously 🙄😂
I was wondering if that was covered in another part
Lolololololol
I know and I’ve never even had one
@@kadinb1999 how
I don't know why it's so funny to hear Sean say in a thick Irish accent " Are ya using johnnies are ya?! Ah fair play to ya!" It's just hilarious 🤣
video: sex education for *girls* me, a boy: should.. should i leave?
_mayhaps_
Nope, suffer with us
Meeeeee
P r o b a b l y
Me, a bi boy: should i leave?
no
John Krasinksi: does a whole prom for students who wouldn't have been able to.
Jack: gives the students a sex-ed class.
😂bro fr
Yeah...I couldn’t get a sex Ed class because of corona...so this was....well....I don’t even know.........I’m dead inside......
@@Cham0mile_T just remember the slippery part bro. You got it!!
Don't call me a hero!
@@Cham0mile_T Welcome american middle school health education class. (13-14 years old).
Angela: “Maybe you're wondering if a mistake could be made”
My first thought: *Kids*
and grammar: you’re
(:
but yess
Lmao me too
why was that mine to? hahaha ;))
@@supercatpeople_bitch1072 you have kids?
Haha like me
Imagine Jack being a health teacher and laughing uncontrollably because of this video, and you just sitting there wondering how babies are made😂
Angela: “You like that?”
Me: •____•
Me: no, not really
"_____"
I'm so uncomfortable
0____0
😂
*___*
\[ ]/
/ \
Y'all can call me, "immature and/or a 12-year-old" all you want, but I laughed so hard through this, and you can't put me down for it
Yeah no one was going to do that.
Mood xD
It would be weird for anyone to call someone a 12 year old in a video about sex ed...
Same
Bad Widow same
Alternate Title: Wildly uncomfortable for 17 minutes and 42 seconds.
No Name No Trace lol
lol
Me
Yes🤣🤣
Wildly laughing for 17 minutes and 42 seconds
While this is extremely jank, it's surprisingly more informative than a lot of America's sex education.... and that's terrifying
“No angela. I’m a thirty year old man watching this.” You could see all the pride sucked right out of him right after the words had left his mouth
Yaassss
Im 15 im lmfao
I was straight-faced until he said that 🤣🤣🤣 completely lost it
He shouldn't even feel bad over it, he looks 21 😭
"What you described was not sexual intercourse, what you described was Amazon dropping off a package!" I honestly lost it at this, that was the most iconic response to a video like this lmao
Angela: *talking about how you hug and kiss to show love*
My brain immediately: *So it’s not gay to kiss the homies good night-*
Yeah I guess not
Or is it?!?!
@@alanevans5853 *No.... don’t make me think about that*
Nobody like this comment - it has 666 likes lol
Definetely not
Jack: "I need to get a drink, this is going to get heavy."
*takes no more than two steps to the right*
Suddenly he has a beer in his hand and is ready to learn about his body from a 70 year old catholic woman from the 1980s.
he probably has a mini fridge over there lol
the magic of editing
Ireland is a fucked up place we need alcohol
Damn that last bit tripped me out, thinking about how if somebody was 70 in the 80s they were born in 1910... any time before 1965 seems _so_ long ago
@@0nniaho no man you can see him close the fridge door
This was actually really lovely, she was really nice about it and didnt overly guilt the viewer over wanting to have sex before marriage
“No Angela, I’m a 30 yr old man” had me cracking up for like 5 mins straight
For me it was “to do the big job”
Everyone: "moist"
Me, an intellectual: *slippery*
Me, a big brain: *dank*
succulent
Me: *slightly wet*
Me: WATERY
*Soft and Wet*
Angela: supposing god made it an awful feeling, then nobody’d do it
Masochists: *laughter* you were wrong
who gave me a capri sun and told me it was alcohol I love your pfp
Legit kãdã I love Sign too 😂😂
Legit kãdã nope. There are many of us. 😂😂
who gave me a capri sun and told me it was alcohol... me I did 🙈🙉
4:14 "they give a long kiss", like the one in that one sonic fanfic where the kiss lasts 12 minutes (if you know, you know, but if you don't, Danny from Game Grumps reads it. There's compilations of him reading different fics, including the one that the 12 minute kiss if from, Sonic's Ultimate Harem)
when the lady started talking about how a man and women tell each how beautiful they are I got a church ad and they first thing they said was you are beautiful I was laughing my ass off
LMAO :>
Hahahahahahahhaahhahaha
Dood
Wot r the odds
What did the church ad say other than that? XD Never seen such ad in my life
I love how when Jack watches Irish people or plays games with Irish people he suddenly becomes a talking potato.
Well it's true. Stick a bunch of us Irish together and about five minutes in our accents become incomprehensible to those outside the huddle. xD
😂😂😂 u right.
@@crookedbuns haha hilarious, I wish I was more Scottish, I love the Scottish accent and I'd love to have my Scottish accent more in general instead of always when I'm pissed off at games
@@crookedbuns That comment is so accurate because I heard Jack talking in such a heavy accent at one point I had to replay it so I could attempt to understand him. 😂
A talking potato.....hmmmmmmmmm
Jack: let's talk about sexual education
TH-cam: shut it down! Just shut it down! You're done here!
"I know you're thinking, I'd never do that, that's awful!"
I'm pretty sure not a single person listened to Angela. The Irish genes are like a step below Genghis Khan's sploosh count.
*sploosh count*
I’m dead 🤣
As a girl this makes me incredibly uncomfortable
What’s with the quotes
Yes I too am a "girl"
Very much same
@@lilyroseheart as a guy i find this not just uncomfortable but unnerving
That’s a reason why I skipped most of the video when she started to describe things 😅
her eye contact is terrifying like I think she's stealing my soul
She is.
She's gonna steal your soul and send it to God
When Angela said, "slippery" my brain had a malfunction.
Vermillion2413 bro same
I winced and thought, oh god, why was this allowed? Lol
My brain was like:
*SEND HALP!*
I cant get over her referring to pissing as "pass water"
Like yeah I piss fresh water, I can just drink it straight up
“There touching hands? ARE THEY EVEN MARRIED!?!?
You know the rules
No boyfriend before marriage
*They’re
*sorry lol*
I died
i cant tell if thats sarcastic, who would you marry then???
Deathly Flame how can you not tell this is obviously a joke lmao
When Angela says “slippery” I instantly became EXTREMELY uncomfortable.
same -_-
No harm done
She never had sex
I got so hard
@@AngieAJ YOU don't surprise me
"You use this for when you go to the toilet and do The Big Job."
Sounds like I'm about to pull of a heist while taking a shit.
It also sounds like masturbation
Papa Pyro AHWM 2
Papa Pyro
Just one more job...
Then I’m done for life...
Noice
It's a kind of big extraction
10:01
Jack: and then he does the hokey pokey and turns around.
Me: *laughing* then he runs away. 😂
I'm so sorry
Her calling them "the best of friends" is every historian ever when talking about obviously gay historical people
Sappho: first time?
“and they were roommates”
"They were the best of comrades."
yesss
Literally
You think God gets overwhelmed and just lays on the floor in tears because everyone is inviting him to everything?
Do you think, God stays in Heaven for he too fears his creations?
@@theirishempire4952 Honestly- y e s
Nothing can overwhelm God
Nah, Prayers go straight to his email. When he's tired of everyone's shit, he just ignores the email for a while.
Kinda explains the world's current situation actually.
@@TXFDA straight to junk mail 😂
Jack: I'm not a 12 year old.
Jack 1 minute later: Eeeeeeeww Slippery.
They probably told her to either say slippery or (God forbid) sticky.
Nathan Kittock Aren’t slippery and sticky kind of opposites?
He’s not a 12 year old
He’s an 8 year old
This is true
This video is a year old
Angela: They tell each other their beautiful and everything like that.
Me: Yup, praise kinks do exist.
I find it funny because she is saying everything like she is reading a children's book. All calm and quietly.
David Hall like Mrs. Doubtfire
I'd like this but it's 69
You don't want to scream at the children and scare them. lol
How did you expect her to say it?
Bob Ross vibes
“Watching sheep in a field” had me dying because that’s basically how we learned in my tiny little abstinence only American town XD
Ayyyyyyyy I'm in the south so I get it...someone save me
It was cows for me
When you properly teach children about guns, they don’t kill each other by accident. The same applies to anything in life. When you are taught properly about a subject, equipment, or job, the likelihood of problems resulting is dramatically reduced.
I didn’t grew up on america so my teaching method is diffrent
5 minutes in and she finally gets to anything related to the act of having sex.
Sex education in iran is basically:
"There are a lot of changes in human body in your age. You might feel emotional changes as well."
That's it.
Then we get to "Family management."
Wtf happens in between😂
I'm lucky my mom explained it to me thoroughly😂
Probably what my parents watched, they are half Iranian British
When Jack started to say, "Maturity Bell"
An ad came on.
" *Rated T for Teen* "
“Caution, slippery when wet” should have been somewhere in this
AAA
Lmao yes
Slippery when wet and I'm a mother of two
666 likes nice
@@jonmurac7068 lol I can’t like anymore
“What you’re describing is how Amazon delivers a package” Me: I don’t know how Amazon is delivering packages in Ireland but....
Scrambled Eggz life... finds a way
your username and pfp bothers me :(
@Delilah Duran it says scrambled but.. but.... his pfp it's sunny side-up D:
I was raised *heavily* catholic and was sent to catholic schools all my life (yay I dealt with pedos and got religious trauma), and somehow still turned out gay.
"They're holding hands. Are they married?"
-Sean 2020
400th like
What better way to bond with Jack than being awkward with him at Christian sex-ed video.
Catholic
Oh goodness
Help my poor atheist self
Top 5 Gamer what’s the difference?
I see this a different way and that way is,
What better way to bond with Jack than laughing with him while watching catholic Sex Ed Videos
Sean: “There is something so nostalgic”
Me: ah yes, you’ve done this before.
Epic gamer moment
Nobody is allowed to like
Imagine the title got shortened to "Reacting To Weird Irish Sex..."
"I had no sex education."
Ah, yes, the true Catholic way.
It's a wild "aha" moment later on isn't it lmao.
@@seesawonezerotwosixonenine7154 It would have been had I not turned out asexual anyway. :p
My mom and dad sex education. “If a boy tell you to prove your love by giving him your virginity do not fall for that. Nobody who actually cares for you will do that. Use condom and pills. That’s all you need to know”. Thanks mom and dad. I was in my 20s when I learned girls have different wholes for penetration and to pee. Because my own anatomy was not explained by my parents, my evangelical school or catholic high school. Sex education is more than sex.
@@SwirlyPinwheel okay so I definitely replied to the wrong comment but hello fellow Ace 🖑
@@seesawonezerotwosixonenine7154 😂 Hello, friend! Well, I suppose I did have an "aha" moment, but it was more like: doodoodoo waiting for marriage and the right person...still waiting...stiiiill waiting...okay, something seems fishy here.
when she described sex like making a transaction.
Am I so immature that I don't want to like this comment because it's at 69? Yes, I am. 🤣
Hello yes I would like to make a transaction? Oh it would take an orgasm? Ok
Just a normal day at Wal-Mart, that lady behind the register sure is nice.
It's like plugging a cable and transferring a file!
i swear Sean is the only person that actually reacts and he isn’t even a react channel
Daz
Officerdeath19 Shit you right
The Jacksepticeye VARIETY channel...
itsJJoosshhuuaa other people do react, but his reactions are actually interesting/ entertaining 😅🤷🏻♂️
Sawyer Coady that’s why i said “he isn’t even a react channel”. ????
STOP THIS IS THE VIDEO THEY SHOWED US FOR MY SEX EDUCATION IN LIKE FUCKING 2016. THE INTRO ALONE GAVE ME FLASHBACKS
In fairness sex ed hasn't changed much in Ireland. I had one 20 min class which basically said "pee pee goes here, use rubber and girls bleed once a month" oh and "good luck" at least we dont have religion involved
True
This is the same in india
No after watching this, they say even less than this
sex ed in america is actually super in depth, it even incorporates lgbtq sex etc. the one thing america’s done right 💀
In Serbia we don't even have sex ed. Figure it out on your own, you fucking idiots
@@markokrstic8795 same with Greece