I'm not quitting on the Democracy I love. I'll fight for it, even if I have to use things I own at home if someone comes knocking on friends' doors that should not.
If you are disqualified from being hired as a substitute teacher at a public high school, you should automatically be disqualified from being attorney general.
You can't make this stuff up. We're all living in a circus with that crazy circus music playing in our heads. And the clowns are running the show! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
no literally the equivalent of "they are a gang of predators and pedophiles and always have been" it's right there in the name GoP and if dems did a fraction of anything they did it would be news for years their longest serving speaker denny hastert organized a pedo ring with public money in congress on Dubbya's watch
@@HowisonMontessori Yep! Sometimes, the trash takes itself out. Like Nixon, he resigned to avoid being prosecuted. He just hoped to have a soft landing as the AG and chose poorly.
We, the taxpayers, paid for that report.. We should have access to that report. If the AG wants to be respected, he should be above reproach. Otherwise, he'll forever be an untrustworthy joke.
It isn't done though. If they refuse to release it when it's finished, and if it's not finished before the nomination hearings begin, then yeah I'll be outraged too, but is it so terrible that in this case I'm willing to extend them the benefit of the doubt for a few more weeks to actually finish the investigation and release a completed report?
@@poodypooroo How can you extend them the benefit of doubt at this point? Are you just tuning in? I don't know how much more a party has to do to show they do not deserve any benefit of any doubt.
Not cold at all. If you are going to make your eyebrows look like something, on purpose, and get called out for it....fair game. Act like a bitch, get called a bitch. Easy peezy, lemon squeezy.
As though the nation's AG shoud be subject to LOWER ethical standards than congress? The standard is HiGHER. Release the report and do NOT confirm that deviant clown kid.
Stephen, THANK YOU for the laughter brought into the start of my day. Your JAGUAR (GE Humidifiers) skit is hysterical! I can now face-the-day ahead in America.
Not only Mike Johnson’s son‘s phone, but grindr crashed repeatedly during the Republican convention in Milwaukee… I wonder if crashing the grindr website counts.
@@DustyJones1997BGCL You think a guy that approves arms supplies for Bibi to commit the heinous acts that he does is decent? What terrifyingly standards you have
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Of course, it should be frightening for all of you in the USA-you’re a global empire, like it or not, and your economy depends on it. This isn’t serious for a country demanding such power. The Chinese and, even more so, the Russians are mad wolves who will eat these imbeciles like macarons. Shιt is no joke.
"... and I'm already exhausted!" Good!!! Then you can just find something better to do with your time since tens of millions of voters are exhausted with democrats like Biden being vice president and president during three-fourths (75 percent) of the last sixteen years, lol.
Yes trump is depressing but we’ve got to carry on. The sun will rise in the East and set in the West as always. Moral of the story, hang in there. You are not alone.
LAKEN RILEY KILLED BY BIDEN BUTT LICKERS LIKE COLDBUTT. THIS IS NOT JUSTICE. THIS IS ALLOWING OTHER MURDERS TO KILL KNOWING THEY WILL NOT GET THE DEATH PENALTY.
@@robynwells8249sadly, it seems that certain values such as being qualified and meritocracy no longer matter. Yes, the MAGA talk about DEI. But their DEI inclusion are pedos, liars and convicted felons and criminals.
Hannah Arendt: "Totalitarianism, once in power, always replaces all first-class talents - regardless of their sympathies - with those cranks and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of loyalty."
None. With the presidency, a supermajority in the Supreme Court that will only get bigger, the Senate and the house, no Republican who commits a crime to support the Trump agenda need ever again fear jail time. Keep in mind that Trump cannot be prosecuted for crimes committed while engaged in presidental duties.
LAKEN RILEY KILLED BY BIDEN BUTT LICKERS LIKE COLDBUTT. THIS IS NOT JUSTICE. THIS IS ALLOWING OTHER MURDERS TO KILL KNOWING THEY WILL NOT GET THE DEATH PENALTY.
@LyonsM "Because we're going to need it for four years......." We've been needing it for three-fourths (75 percent) of the last sixteen years when Biden was vice president and president, lol.
@@LyonsMgreat comment !:)🤣4 more years of poopoo..i'm not okay with it 🫣wonder what happens with chumps ruling on November 26..will he get any type of punishment? God help us✌️💙🤓
60% of urban youth in Los Angeles think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Kamala voters and you’re worried about the richest man in the world and genius. Priceless. 🫃🫃🫃
I'm in Europe and all of the conversations I hear around me are people cancelling trips to USA, to disney, to concerts everyone is scared to go to America now🙁
@@patriciamartine5410 I don't see the connection. Seems like apples and oranges to compare a logo rebranding, something that affects the entirety of their marketing for the forseeable future, and a single, temporary brand ambassador that some people got upset about.
He didn’t mention it, but Jaguar’s actual plan is to produce no cars for a year. Not “no new cars,” but straight up NO CARS. They’re going to use the time to go upmarket and EV only.
LAKEN RILEY KILLED BY BIDEN BUTT LICKERS LIKE COLDBUTT. THIS IS NOT JUSTICE. THIS IS ALLOWING OTHER MURDERS TO KILL KNOWING THEY WILL NOT GET THE DEATH PENALTY.
LAKEN RILEY KILLED BY BIDEN BUTT LICKERS LIKE COLDBUTT. THIS IS NOT JUSTICE. THIS IS ALLOWING OTHER MURDERS TO KILL KNOWING THEY WILL NOT GET THE DEATH PENALTY.
LAKEN RILEY KILLED BY BIDEN BUTT LICKERS LIKE COLDBUTT. THIS IS NOT JUSTICE. THIS IS ALLOWING OTHER MURDERS TO KILL KNOWING THEY WILL NOT GET THE DEATH PENALTY.
@@TraderRobin ya because Elon (the smartest person in the world) created three innovative industries and was a former democrat! Clearly hasn’t done anything lol! You democrats are clearly ignorant and need serious mental help!
Day after when we loose our democratic election I completely lost and couldn’t watch anything on tv and your show is only one I can watch and enjoy THANK YOU VERY MUCH
"Happy Birthday Mr President we are going to miss you" He was in elected office in Washington for 48 of the last 52 years, just how damn much do you need him to keep being in elected office, he's had more than enough of his life as a Washington politician, his departure out of Washington is long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long overdue and good riddance at long last, lol.
@@gregpaspatis9425Donald Trump: He promised to cut the deficit. He added $8T to it. promised to build a wall. He only did 458 miles out of 2,000. Most of it was repair or replacement, not new. He promised to make Mexico pay. They didn't. He promised to unveil a new healthcare plan. It didn't exist. He promised a middle-class tax cut. He cut taxes for the rich. The middle class is paying for it. He said he wouldn't play golf as President. He made 250 visits(way more than Obama) to his own golf clubs. It cost taxpayers $150 million. He said he'd increase economic growth by 4%. He didn't. President Biden did. He promised an infrastructure plan. He had none. President Biden signed a massive one. He promised to hire "the best people." He fired 3/4 of them and then said they were the worst ever. He promised to bring down the price of prescription drugs. He didn't: President Biden did. He promised a Hillary lock-up. It didn't happen. Promised we'd win the trade war with China. We didn't, It cost about a quarter million jobs and hurt Americans not help them. He promised his corporate tax cuts would help and benefit Workers and corporations would use that money to invest in American workers. They didn't, they used that money to buy back stocks. He promised to bring back and revive the coal industry. Never happened - more coal jobs were lost during his presidency. He promised to drain the swamp. He didn't: He WAS the swamp. Jan 6th…never forget!!
Do not give up. It is only 2 years to the midterms. The margins are so close right now, that we may have a chance to get a majority in either the House or the Senate.
It is my opinion that the MSM should skip all Trump live coverage and simply cover the aftermath carnage omitting any video of him spouting his nonsense.
This comment just goes to show how ignorant you are of democratic corruption in the past. Both parties are capable. We created checks and balances for that reason.
They should not be put in charge of anything. These people are in a cult. These people all spoke out against them when he tries to get everyone killed in the capital and now all the sudden he has unlimited powers and he's their best friend. Something sinister is going on
Why? Don't they knew what they were doing and wanted to be there. A lot of teenage girls just like being "fast". Plus, they'll all have multi-million $$ book or script deals.
@@tiwantiwaabibiman2603 they were under 18... they can not consent when underage that's the law. It doesn't matter if they like being "fast" he is the adult and he shouldn't have EVER let it happen. Let alone bragged about it on the floor of the house and showed pics/videos. That's quite literally distribution, and creation, of child p*rn which is illegal. Not to mention by having these children travel over state lines to sleep with him he participated in s*x trafficking. And NOTHING will make up the trauma these children will carry on them for the rest of their life. I guess you're just ok with exploiting and using underage girls for whatever bc hey you can just blame them for being "fast" instead of blaming THE ADULT in the situation. That's akin to saying "she asked for it bc of her clothes"
Okay, not to the original comment because my dumb arse computer is not letting me respond to individual comments but these were children, they don’t have the right to consent. They’re underage you ffen, you know what. Lmao
"And a young blonde for WH press secretary." So you would prefer a redhead like Jen Psaki or a dark haired Sarah Huckabee Sanders or Sean Spicer, lol?????
The new WH press secretary nomination is a Young version of Bad Built, Bleach Blonde, Butch Body (aka MTG). Especially bleach blonde like the vast majority of women on Fox.
joe wrote the mandatory minimum sentences law that has ruined hundreds of thousands of lives… non-violent offenders who’s sentences led many judges to complain about the injustice. biden is also a well known sexual assaulter, not a rapist… more like a groper/hair sniffer. joe deserves something, but it ain’t an ice cream cone. he’s also one of the majority of u.s. senators who did much better in the stock market than the professionals… in other words he’s guilty of insider trading. i don’t understand how anyone can admire that man.
"Republican & ethics in the same sentence is an oxymoron" - Not necessarily. For example, "Republicans have no ethics", and, "Republicans despise ethics", and "Republicans believe ethics are only for the weak".
yeah! mayorkas and wray never lied to congress comtting felonies and whos cocaine was that at the white house and nevermind 10% for the big guy orthe fake steele dossier, or jussie smollet, or abbinatti, or epstein, or fain willis, or lol
If the report exonerated Matt Gaetz, they'd release it in a second.
If had done anything wrong, he would of been arrested already.
@@karenandrews8695
The guy who did it with him was arrested. I believe he's in prison.
@@karenandrews8695 Spoken like a true Karen... Well reasoned and thoughtful.
@@karenandrews8695
That's the baffling part. He should be arrested.
If the report exonerated Gaetz, he would not have resigned just before it was released.
To be fair to President Biden, who among us ISN'T ready to wander off into the Amazon rainforest and take our chances?
Or happily get in a UFO. 🤷🏻♂️
he wants to go play with the spider monkeys that like to eat grapes.
The cope is real....
I'm not quitting on the Democracy I love. I'll fight for it, even if I have to use things I own at home if someone comes knocking on friends' doors that should not.
@@dmercury292 Visit Skinwalker Ranch, lots, and lots of activity there.
If you are disqualified from being hired as a substitute teacher at a public high school, you should automatically be disqualified from being attorney general.
If you are disqualified from holding a job as a street sweeper, you should be disqualified from being president!
So what else are you disqualified from doing child?
i heard that colbert allegedly was a pedophile and had a few parents killed. i dont know if he was investigated yet though..
Great idea!
@@ekdaufin1485 What grade are you in?
As someone watching this from another country....what the hell is going on in the US. This is insane. Truly insane.
We’re NOT ok!
Send help, please! SOS SOS SOS
You think you’re dismayed?!? You should try living here-about half the population is panic googling “What country can I move to?”
It's scary to think that this condition will get worse and spread outside of the country. It must be quarantined and cured.
You can't make this stuff up. We're all living in a circus with that crazy circus music playing in our heads. And the clowns are running the show! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
So much for Project 2025's ethics. Literally the equivalent of "rules for thee but not me"
no literally the equivalent of "they are a gang of predators and pedophiles and always have been" it's right there in the name GoP and if dems did a fraction of anything they did it would be news for years their longest serving speaker denny hastert organized a pedo ring with public money in congress on Dubbya's watch
The part about no convicts in the trump admin. :)
Or a "how to book" on how to destroy a whole country in 60 days or less!
No one was about project 2025. You got tricked and brainwashed.
It is fascist organisation, power is the goal
Gaetz just withdrew!! Keep it up Stephen, DO NOT LET THESE MONSTERS GO!!
Hooray!!!
As soon as I heard that, I was already looking forward to the reaction from the late night show hosts.
And!! He’s out of congress
@@HowisonMontessori Yep! Sometimes, the trash takes itself out. Like Nixon, he resigned to avoid being prosecuted. He just hoped to have a soft landing as the AG and chose poorly.
Someone needs a tissue.
I can remember a time not even that long ago when sex scandals were disqualifies, not prerequisites.
Blame the Democrats for not holding a primary.
Before Bill Clinton though aye?
@@gary3074Jesus fuck that was almost 30 years ago
@@mr.joshua6818 What difference would that have made? You do know the DNC governs that, right???
@mr.joshua6818 I don't blame the Democrats. I blame the Americans who voted for Trump knowing who and what he is. That's NOT on the Democrats.
Our next Administration won't be able to be within half a mile of a school.
They'll change the laws to remove those rules, to give themselves access to schools.
Underrated comment.
And they shouldn’t be allowed within a half mile of the Dept of Education
@@iemy2949Aniut to be run by another sex criminal enabler. Might as well bring in Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby to run something
😢
Stephen Colbert saves my life some days. ❤
Thank god we still have Stephen Colbert and Morning Joe to keep us sane!!!
How unfortunate 😂
We, the taxpayers, paid for that report.. We should have access to that report. If the AG wants to be respected, he should be above reproach. Otherwise, he'll forever be an untrustworthy joke.
They'll prefer that over having him being outed as a statutory rapist.
It isn't done though. If they refuse to release it when it's finished, and if it's not finished before the nomination hearings begin, then yeah I'll be outraged too, but is it so terrible that in this case I'm willing to extend them the benefit of the doubt for a few more weeks to actually finish the investigation and release a completed report?
@@poodypooroo How can you extend them the benefit of doubt at this point? Are you just tuning in? I don't know how much more a party has to do to show they do not deserve any benefit of any doubt.
He already is a joke.
@@poodypooroo It already is done and ready for release. Are you that DENSE!!!!
The Nike swoosh eyebrows was just...cold...and hysterical!
Not cold at all. If you are going to make your eyebrows look like something, on purpose, and get called out for it....fair game. Act like a bitch, get called a bitch. Easy peezy, lemon squeezy.
Devil eyebrows and a 5-inch forehead...cosmetic surgery gone wrong.
and true
To keep from weeping, we need these laughs!!! 😅😅😅
I know teachers who have only worked for just two years who'd be a better choice for DOE... we are living in a nightmare like Randy said.
Well, you met Linda’s husband? He isn’t any better. He’s about the same levels as the next 47
I've taught 16 year olds who would be more qualified.
That statement was choreographed.
@@ROOKTABULAGod help the children you teach then, probably turn out to little lady boys or he/shes
This is Trump's MO, appointing people who are the polar opposite of the departments they are assigned to.
Closer and closer to idiocracy
It's already here my friend..
When we start to irrigate the crops with Elon water brought to you by Trump Jr… it has electrolytes 😂
"The Crazy Years" .... Robert Heinlein was so right...
Brawndos got what plants need!
@@davidmichaellewin its got what plants need
The humidifier joke at the end was hilarious 😂😂
It says a lot when the satirical ad is better than the ad it spoofs. 😂
Leakers of DC, now's the time to release the Gaetz report
Wankerleaks?
@@Bigfoot-px9gj YES
(((ANONYMOUS!))) Where the Hell are you! U R needed.
As though the nation's AG shoud be subject to LOWER ethical standards than congress? The standard is HiGHER. Release the report and do NOT confirm that deviant clown kid.
and then MTG can release all the evidence she is hiding, illegally, about serious accusations against other republicans.
Stephen, THANK YOU for the laughter brought into the start of my day. Your JAGUAR (GE Humidifiers) skit is hysterical! I can now face-the-day ahead in America.
Mike Johnson's son's phone must have been pinging like a pinball machie when Mike looked at those photos.
Omg. I forgot about that.
Not only Mike Johnson’s son‘s phone, but grindr crashed repeatedly during the Republican convention in Milwaukee… I wonder if crashing the grindr website
counts.
I don't think he saw them. He isn't on the house ethics committee, despite corruptly attempting to influence the vote.
@@thatswhatisaid8908if he saw them, that would likely trigger an ambulance to be called urgently? 😅
Happy Birthday President Biden 💙🥰🫶🏼 this is the last time we're going to have a decent president 😮💨
If you think a man that supports Ge-cide is decent then you have messed up standards.
🥲🥲🥲🥲😥
@@DustyJones1997BGCL You think a guy that approves arms supplies for Bibi to commit the heinous acts that he does is decent? What terrifyingly standards you have
I’ve always had and still do the ultimate respect for Joe Biden!
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THIS IS NOT JUSTICE. THIS IS ALLOWING OTHER MURDERS TO KILL KNOWING THEY WILL NOT GET THE DEATH PENALTY.
Almost all of the clowns he is nominating appeared on daytime television. What a circus! This is frightening.
Nooooo quit calling them clowns! That's extremely offensive to actual clowns!
Clowns train hard to make people laugh with funny skits and tricks. These guys have no training or talent.
Of course, it should be frightening for all of you in the USA-you’re a global empire, like it or not, and your economy depends on it. This isn’t serious for a country demanding such power. The Chinese and, even more so, the Russians are mad wolves who will eat these imbeciles like macarons. Shιt is no joke.
Being stupid and lazy, you never actually looked at the clowns brandon brought in. It has been frightening child.
@@laryjohnson5736I absolutely LOVE watching all these LOSERS Crying and screaming like small children.
I swear Goetz is slowly morphing into the joker.
Goatz
Not much further to go, just a tiny bit (more) makeup
Damn no, the joker isn't a pedophile, he dislikes political corruption though
Gaetz is actually clayface
No, it's been Beevis all its pathetic life.
The felon's 2nd term hasn't even started... and I'm already exhausted!
That’s exactly what they want..no one getting in their way.
I feel like I've aged twenty years.
"... and I'm already exhausted!"
Good!!! Then you can just find something better to do with your time since tens of millions of voters are exhausted with democrats like Biden being vice president and president during three-fourths (75 percent) of the last sixteen years, lol.
@@gregpaspatis9425. Tell us what Biden did that was so wrong.
@@gregpaspatis9425 How does that orange taint taste? Serious question.
Happy Birthday, Mr. President! 🎉 We will miss you in the White House. You were such a successful president! Thank you for all your hard work!
Can't spell FELON without ELON
Perfect!!!
And you can't spell Mehmet without "meh."
Hahaha
@@jingleheimershcmidt2
MAGA is a stupid cult
@@jingleheimershcmidt2
Staggering that you think everyone is brainwashed except you .. MAGA is a cult
This is so depressing
🤣😂
It is, but not with Stephen and those of us who aren't giving up the fight for democracy.
Yes trump is depressing but we’ve got to carry on. The sun will rise in the East and set in the West as always. Moral of the story, hang in there. You are not alone.
@@LyonsM not alone. But all losers.
@@rogerc23 Hi Yuri!
So much for “draining the swamp!”
He turned the swamp into a sewer!
When will Hershel Walker be appointed Secretary of Werewolves?
Don't forget vampires
Don't give them any ideas, lol... 😉
Does he still have his sheriff badge?
Shhhhh.... that's probably next ...
He'll get HUD...
"Republican ethics?"...that's an oxymoron if I ever read one.
Exactly what I was thinking!!
Worse, that's a moron's oxymoron. The go low, we go, damn new low.
Emphasis on "moron" 🤣
That’s going to offend them and hurt their feelings! They’re going to be triggered over this… you know how emotional they can be.
Yes! Comment winner!! Too true!! 🙌🤣
The two show writers in the spoof ad were hilarious! Also, big kudos to the wardrobe & makeup team. The makeup especially was on point! 🎉
RFK Jr. and Doctor Oz in charge of health care in America...what could go wrong?
EVERYTHING!
u could
I hope you are getting boosters...
💀💀💀
I HATE THIS WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING
If we only viewed Gaetz’s resume and ignored everything else, we would still know he is unqualified!
Hello thank you. Guess he gets the job because the bate and switch works every time now.
GE Humidifiers is more qualified.
The mistake we’re making is that qualifications count.
LAKEN RILEY KILLED BY BIDEN BUTT LICKERS LIKE COLDBUTT.
THIS IS NOT JUSTICE. THIS IS ALLOWING OTHER MURDERS TO KILL KNOWING THEY WILL NOT GET THE DEATH PENALTY.
@@robynwells8249sadly, it seems that certain values such as being qualified and meritocracy no longer matter. Yes, the MAGA talk about DEI. But their DEI inclusion are pedos, liars and convicted felons and criminals.
All ethics reports should be public. The people have a right to know who represents us!
Yes agreed its public information that we need to know
Didn’t we pay for the committee to complete all that work?
As a mother of a special needs child, with two school-age children, I'm EXTREMELY NERVOUS about their plans for the DOE .
Trump already said during the campaign that he will eliminate the DOE. And he appointed someone who will do it.
They are going to demolish it
WE THE PEOPLE NEED TO STOP THIS.
WE HAVE TO
Im sorry you have to worry about that : (
my degree of nervousness would depend on the party affiliation of my governor.
@@alexandradaniele I know.
Thank you so very much for helping us get through this difficult time of our history! Praying for you and your family to have a great Thanksgiving 💪🙏
Hannah Arendt:
"Totalitarianism, once in power, always replaces all first-class talents - regardless of their sympathies - with those cranks and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of loyalty."
Loyalty to the Dear Leader above all else. This is what's gonna doom us all unless we fight back.
All I wanna see is how many will go to prison for him,? Because they all believe he will protect them,!
They need to talk to Rudy.
None. With the presidency, a supermajority in the Supreme Court that will only get bigger, the Senate and the house, no Republican who commits a crime to support the Trump agenda need ever again fear jail time. Keep in mind that Trump cannot be prosecuted for crimes committed while engaged in presidental duties.
@@el7jakeAnd My Pillow Guy
@@el7jake And Steve Bannon
Well... Round two, time start 🤷
You can't use the words "Republican" and "ethics" in the same sentence.
Can't use the words "Democrats" and "competence" in the same sentence.
Sure you can!
The Republican party has no ethics.
@@balung You just did!
Sure you can.. "republicans lack ethics". Boom.
Republicans are the picture in the dictionary beside the word Oxymoron. Republican ethics doesn’t exist.
Birds of a feather will always flock together and back one another
We love you Stephen, thanks for making this tolerable.
Yes God bless him, God bless the USA. Because we’re going to need it for four years of this shit show. Lmao
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THIS IS NOT JUSTICE. THIS IS ALLOWING OTHER MURDERS TO KILL KNOWING THEY WILL NOT GET THE DEATH PENALTY.
@LyonsM "Because we're going to need it for four years......."
We've been needing it for three-fourths (75 percent) of the last sixteen years when Biden was vice president and president, lol.
Yes,thank you Stephen Colbert and crew ✨ your show is so funniegh 🤣 hilarious..sued by Nike😆my 83 year old mom and I are huge fans✌️💙🤓
@@LyonsMgreat comment !:)🤣4 more years of poopoo..i'm not okay with it 🫣wonder what happens with chumps ruling on November 26..will he get any type of punishment? God help us✌️💙🤓
I once asked a republikkkan what they knew of ethics, and they said they thought it was a county in England.
That seems too much like decent geography knowledge.
Oh-ho! Did you manage to keep your composure?😲😳
@@gmun2248Kids aren't getting near the education we got 30-40 years ago. It's really tragic. Better education is sorely needed.
60% of urban youth in Los Angeles think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Kamala voters and you’re worried about the richest man in the world and genius. Priceless. 🫃🫃🫃
Badum tssss
I'm in Europe and all of the conversations I hear around me are people cancelling trips to USA, to disney, to concerts everyone is scared to go to America now🙁
It's about time! Boycott the USA!
WHY, Jaguar?! That logo was ICONIC! Just make better cars.
Exactly. lol.. The logo wasn't the problem.
And I can't see how this new one will help.
Almost as bad as Dylan Mulvaney for Bud Light
@@patriciamartine5410 I don't see the connection. Seems like apples and oranges to compare a logo rebranding, something that affects the entirety of their marketing for the forseeable future, and a single, temporary brand ambassador that some people got upset about.
He didn’t mention it, but Jaguar’s actual plan is to produce no cars for a year. Not “no new cars,” but straight up NO CARS. They’re going to use the time to go upmarket and EV only.
A bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for them.
Happy Birthday 🎂🎈 President Biden💙
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THIS IS NOT JUSTICE. THIS IS ALLOWING OTHER MURDERS TO KILL KNOWING THEY WILL NOT GET THE DEATH PENALTY.
Thank you for making me smile this morning 🥰
That “GE Humidifier” ad was the best laugh I had today!
Same 😂
Agree
I laughed so hard, I cried.
Olbermann called him, "Beavis & Botox"
😅😅😅
Looks more like Butthead.
idiocracy has become reality
Happy Birthday Mr President. 🎉🎂🍾Thank you for your SERVICE .LOVE TO YOU and your family ENJOY.🩷💙💙💙🩷🙏🏾🥳!
That jaguar add has far too much in common with the fashion of the elite in The Hunger Games.
Well, that's our next stop, sooooo . . .
Jaguar should fire everyone involved in that "commercial."
Happy 82nd Birthday, Mr. President 😎🥳🎊🎈🎉🎁
President Joe Biden. Happy Birthday!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤🎉🎉❤🎉❤. Love you.
Stop the orange menace !!!
Joe who? He is unhelpful and no one cares anymore.
LAKEN RILEY KILLED BY BIDEN BUTT LICKERS LIKE COLDBUTT.
THIS IS NOT JUSTICE. THIS IS ALLOWING OTHER MURDERS TO KILL KNOWING THEY WILL NOT GET THE DEATH PENALTY.
@@chiphill4856 chipontheshoulder
I watched the GE Humidifiers ad several times. It does not get old.
He wants to know where the cars are in the Jaguar commercial? As a former Jaguar owner, I can tell him: they broke down on the way to the shoot.
Gaetz looks like the new Joker
Wait till he gets a load of his new cellmate. 😂😂
he's not even the joker he's just a joke
A hybrid Joker/Butthead.
I think gaetz looks like butthead.
Happy birthday, President Biden🎉🎉🎉🎂 best wishes and happiness always 🙏🙏🙏
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THIS IS NOT JUSTICE. THIS IS ALLOWING OTHER MURDERS TO KILL KNOWING THEY WILL NOT GET THE DEATH PENALTY.
"Those who can, do....
those who can't, get a job in the Trump Administration!"
Priceless!!
A woman of the WWE in charge of Education. This is so outrageous. Bizarro
@@TraderRobin ya because Elon (the smartest person in the world) created three innovative industries and was a former democrat!
Clearly hasn’t done anything lol!
You democrats are clearly ignorant and need serious mental help!
Day after when we loose our democratic election I completely lost and couldn’t watch anything on tv and your show is only one I can watch and enjoy THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Exactly!! Same here..
Isn't "sex with underage girls" also called "rape" in some states, at least, depending on the ages of the defendant and victim?
Statutory...
He's also accused of trafficking them to states where it's legal/semi-legal with the intention to have s*x with them.
Weirdly no Florida DA seemed interested in investigating further.
@@lumu76 Although the Florida Bar Association did start an investigation.
Age of consent in Florida is 18. It was statutory rape.
Colbert makes misery funny. Truly a gift. :D
Happy Birthday Mr President we are going to miss you
"Happy Birthday Mr President we are going to miss you" He was in elected office in Washington for 48 of the last 52 years, just how damn much do you need him to keep being in elected office, he's had more than enough of his life as a Washington politician, his departure out of Washington is long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long overdue and good riddance at long last, lol.
@@gregpaspatis9425Donald Trump: He promised to cut the deficit. He added $8T to it. promised to build a wall. He only did 458 miles out of 2,000. Most of it was repair or replacement, not new. He promised to make Mexico pay. They didn't. He promised to unveil a new healthcare plan. It didn't exist. He promised a middle-class tax cut. He cut taxes for the rich. The middle class is paying for it. He said he wouldn't play golf as President. He made 250 visits(way more than Obama) to his own golf clubs. It cost taxpayers $150 million. He said he'd increase economic growth by 4%. He didn't. President Biden did. He promised an infrastructure plan. He had none. President Biden signed a massive one. He promised to hire "the best people." He fired 3/4 of them and then said they were the worst ever. He promised to bring down the price of prescription drugs. He didn't: President Biden did. He promised a Hillary lock-up. It didn't happen. Promised we'd win the trade war with China. We didn't, It cost about a quarter million jobs and hurt Americans not help them. He promised his corporate tax cuts would help and benefit Workers and corporations would use that money to invest in American workers. They didn't, they used that money to buy back stocks. He promised to bring back and revive the coal industry. Never happened - more coal jobs were lost during his presidency. He promised to drain the swamp. He didn't: He WAS the swamp. Jan 6th…never forget!!
HB joe. For his bday 🎂 looks like the natives gave him a sip of that ahyauasca,whatever.( Sp.)....
just happy to see the village idiot leave office.
He's not nominating a cabinet: he's casting a reality show.
Unreal ity.
For some reason the next 4 years ain't looking too good .
it will be a lot longer than 4 years. he said we would never have to vote again
@@davidblair1495we are so screwed.
Do not give up. It is only 2 years to the midterms. The margins are so close right now, that we may have a chance to get a majority in either the House or the Senate.
Thank You. Laughter is important.
Happy Birthday, Jack 😎🇺🇲
Happy Birthday Joe! Love you, and thank you for your service so very much! 💞🎉
I can't even be amused by this crap anymore. 😢
This trump thing just gets worse. Are we in America??? What the f
It ain't even called America anymore. It's more like Trumpfuckistan Oblast, Russia if you ask me...
You can leave.
Your staff is so courageous and brave to allow you to dress them up and crazy costumes. Love their commercial for humidifiers.😊
It is my opinion that the MSM should skip all Trump live coverage and simply cover the aftermath carnage omitting any video of him spouting his nonsense.
8 years too late for that 🤣
@ 😂 how silly of me
Ethics is something Republicans shouldn't be in charge of.
They've never heard of it.
@evanpatterson7098 Yes, the party of family values. The righteous right.
@yolisurich4025 the self righteous right.
This comment just goes to show how ignorant you are of democratic corruption in the past. Both parties are capable. We created checks and balances for that reason.
They should not be put in charge of anything.
These people are in a cult.
These people all spoke out against them when he tries to get everyone killed in the capital and now all the sudden he has unlimited powers and he's their best friend. Something sinister is going on
Biden wandering off into the rainforest never fails to crack me up 😂 We'll miss you sir!
trump’s cabinet picks and Jaguar commercials are both simmering in the same pot of WTF sauce.
Happy birthday President Joe Biden. Thank you for all you have done.
As a former Jaguar employee (22 years as a software developer) I can only say "what the ****?".
Banana Republic !!! We have seen this before ... Regards from Germany
Tonight's show did good with the Jaguar commercial. That was hilarious!
Oh God, I’m so thankful for you, Stephen Colbert.
I really feel for those poor girls. Not only did they have s*x with him, but now they have to go public about it. $10,000 isn’t nearly enough.
Why?
Don't they knew what they were doing and wanted to be there. A lot of teenage girls just like being "fast".
Plus, they'll all have multi-million $$ book or script deals.
@@tiwantiwaabibiman2603 they were under 18... they can not consent when underage that's the law. It doesn't matter if they like being "fast" he is the adult and he shouldn't have EVER let it happen. Let alone bragged about it on the floor of the house and showed pics/videos. That's quite literally distribution, and creation, of child p*rn which is illegal. Not to mention by having these children travel over state lines to sleep with him he participated in s*x trafficking.
And NOTHING will make up the trauma these children will carry on them for the rest of their life.
I guess you're just ok with exploiting and using underage girls for whatever bc hey you can just blame them for being "fast" instead of blaming THE ADULT in the situation. That's akin to saying "she asked for it bc of her clothes"
Okay, not to the original comment because my dumb arse computer is not letting me respond to individual comments but these were children, they don’t have the right to consent. They’re underage you ffen, you know what. Lmao
@@LyonsM I had also replied to say that, and more, but for some reason it got deleted....
@@tiwantiwaabibiman2603So what? Gaetz still exploited them and knew he was breaking the law while doing so; why else would he try to pay them off?
The difference between Giuliani and Trump ? One of them has brown running down the side of his head, the other one has brown running down his leg
You spent your time writing that? What a dumbass…
I'm sure they both have brown running down their legs.😂😂
We live in the dumbest timeline obviously.
And a young blonde for WH press secretary. Why I am so NOT surprised...
With the amount of lies she'll be dishing out, everything really _will_ be fake news.
"And a young blonde for WH press secretary." So you would prefer a redhead like Jen Psaki or a dark haired Sarah Huckabee Sanders or Sean Spicer, lol?????
@@gregpaspatis9425Jen Psaki wouldn't be one for DUMPHUQUE J.TЯ☭MP.
The new WH press secretary nomination is a Young version of Bad Built, Bleach Blonde, Butch Body (aka MTG). Especially bleach blonde like the vast majority of women on Fox.
@@gregpaspatis9425 it is not about what I want, it is about Trump being sooo predictable.
Happy Birthday to a great man and President🙏👏
Ok that spoof ad was hilarious
The Jag ad reminds me of the old SNL Sprockets sketch.
"Now's the time on Sprockets when we dance!"
Linda McMahon paid Trump 20M for that appointment.
And her husband may pay more in his lawsuits
If only there were a decent whistleblower who would release it all to the media.
Bravo! Awesome! Brilliant!😂😂😂
Joe deserves so much better....
Are we related ? 😂 .. ✌️
Yeah, Biden was a good guy manipulated by the people around him and the people he serve
@peacelove2.0.69 must be!
In hindsight, he should’ve done more, e.g. with the Supreme Court
joe wrote the mandatory minimum sentences law that has ruined hundreds of thousands of lives… non-violent offenders who’s sentences led many judges to complain about the injustice. biden is also a well known sexual assaulter, not a rapist… more like a groper/hair sniffer. joe deserves something, but it ain’t an ice cream cone. he’s also one of the majority of u.s. senators who did much better in the stock market than the professionals… in other words he’s guilty of insider trading. i don’t understand how anyone can admire that man.
😂😂😂 I haven’t laughed so hard in a monologue in a while
I'll bet Oprah regrets introducing both Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil to America.
She owes us all an apology.
There were used to be talks of Oprah and Trump running together.
So like... Learn something sometime, ya sheep
but wait look under the seat u get a car so do u......nah kidding just doc oz, embarrasing as i live in australia(OZ )wat a wanker
I bet she doesn't. All three made tons of money off of gullible people. They won't suffer at ALL while everyone else will
She doesn't give a single 💩 about anything but her money. She is nowhere near the person that she used to be. She has joined the money worshippers
GOD PLEASE HELP US!!
There is no God.
Oh god do we need you Stephen 😂😂😂😂😂 we need to laugh to heal 💔🫶🏽☮️🕉️
At this rate, Chris Hansen's next TV special is going to be filmed at Capitol Hill.
"Donald, take a seat...."
"To catch a cabinet member"
Happy birthday to the President 🎉
Good lord who cares???
@@stacybennett1863 Every party has a pooper, that’s why we invited you!
@@stacybennett1863 🤡🤡
@@stacybennett1863 leave lordy out of your mouth…
@@stacybennett1863 people who love GREAT presidents.
Would imagine the ethics report on Gaetz will be leaked soon.
Republican & ethics in the same sentence is an oxymoron!!! 😡
"Republican & ethics in the same sentence is an oxymoron" - Not necessarily. For example, "Republicans have no ethics", and, "Republicans despise ethics", and "Republicans believe ethics are only for the weak".
Emphasis on the moron.
You clearly live in a bubble and believe anything people like Colbert tell you. The guy could care less about people like you in the end.
Just what I was thinking!
yeah! mayorkas and wray never lied to congress comtting felonies and whos cocaine was that at the white house and nevermind 10% for the big guy orthe fake steele dossier, or jussie smollet, or abbinatti, or epstein, or fain willis, or lol
I love L. Cato's responses to your jokes! so good to laugh together!
Everyone's heard of Bette Davis eyes. Now we have Jack Nicholson eyebrows. 😅
Stephen is the heart of America