ROASTING MY OLD HAIRSTYLES
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ก.ย. 2016
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rad vid
KickThePj You sly little guy
KickThePj you disgust me
#rekt
y e s
R O A S T E D
felix jack and mark are the powerpuff girls now
And, when they attempt Steven Universe style fusion together, they become Emma. For she is the only person that would be capable of using so many colours and not doing mad.
"not going mad" did you WATCH the video?
Jay Viney Well she's still sane, isn't she?
lol!
And Emma's BUNNY!
Nobody hates Emma Blackery more than Emma Blackery!
Captain I totally can see her with silver hair with the length of hair she has now!
genius comment O: xd
'I was a beautiful egg' 😂 I died
Izzy Pixie lmao and the bit after
Izzy Pixie 100th like xx
Jungkook Is a snacc no he isn't he's a muscle pig 😂😂😂 just say it Hayyyyy Stabbbhhhh itttt
I laughed so much when Emma said "and here I just look like your friendly neighborhood Christmas tree" XDXD
same 😂😂😂
Who says Christmas trees are friendly.........
Dapper Donut oop someone gets triggered by Christmas trees 😂😂
roni yanai U know as ya do
am i the only one that low-key likes her yellow hair
high-key
I do tooooo
IT WAS LEMON GERARD
I liked it
I liked it, she reminded me of pop art when she wore red lipstick
This is one of my favourite videos, I can't even really explain why. I think the mix of going down memory lane, how genuine you seem, the self-depreciating humor and it still being quite a laid back video does it for me.
Lisa Kokx same
unrelated, but I like your top
Have you ever considered counselling, Blackery?
Eleanor Francis DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MUM
emmablackery Oh my dear, give me a hug. I've baked you a cake and I've got your favourite blanket warming by the fire for when WWE is on.
Eleanor Francis thanks mum
emmablackery Anytime my dear, anytime. X
😂😂😂😂😂
you missed the chance to title this video "hairrors"
hair errors
that was bad i'm sorry.
I laughed, but I'm no seal-of-approval material
Or hair horrors
that was hairrible (like horrible)
Ollie Embourne hairrors, hair horrors
That was t hair ibble
ok but she hasn't had silver hair and i really think she would suit it
reggieisnotcool she would!!!
For the bright pink and orange, it would have actually been pretty close underneath.
Well, you know, personally Emma - I think you look more beautiful with NATURAL hair colours..
Lmao
No!! I liked those hair colours, I thought they were great!
As if your fucking opinion about her hair actually matters!
Caseekpo Calm down they're obviously making a joke
Y Smith, woooosh
To be fair, all your hairstyles are my new favourite hairstyle of yours, so my subscription to you has been a wild ride
Lynn E hahahahaha 😂😂😂
We need rainbow haired Emma Blackery so she can roast herself yet again about her terrible choices in life.
#RainbowhairEmma
Metal Bat #RainbowHairEmma
#RainbowHairEmma
+
#RainbowHairEmma
5:20 I actually thought that was a photo of my godmother. That's weird.
Evil Boobookin the short blonde made her look like draco malfoy
Evil Boobookin I thought it was me
The pewds roast was so good
ok but i loved the yellow so much i bought yellow hair dye and i'm still gonna do it once the december holidays come around lmao
Please DON'T dye your hair any shade of yellow or blonde. It does NOT suit you. You don't have the look for it. Perhaps, other shades may suit you, but never any color remotely similar to what Emma did with her hair.
Now I really want you to dye your hair yellow just to piss this guy off.
lraC Okay the only reference you have is a dimly-lit profile picture. i've had white-blonde hair and lime green hair in the past, and trust me, i can rock yellow hair too. please refer to 1:45 :-)
Montana F lmaoo yea
You can't rock the yellow. I've already seen your other pictures and, trust me, you look shitty with those colors. But hey, who the fuck cares, right? It's your hair. Do as you will. I'm just practicing what Emma mentioned in her video. Regardless of what you do with your hair, at least you're still sexy.
to be fair, Emma, you rock any hairstyle including bald.
my opinion doesn't matter but I'll leave that anyway :)
BALD lmao im pissing myself jsks you make it sound like she didnt even have ONE hair im laughinf s
FKNA you never know she may rock the no-hair-do one day:)
I loved the yellow hair
She looked like josh Dun 🖤😂
+ the blonde looked like lemon Gerard Way. Lol
Oh my god yess😂
tbh, peroxide blonde only suits certain people, those being
Draco Malfoy
Lucius Malfoy
Gerard Way
matty healy
your blonde pixie cut always reminded me of halsey i loved it sm
katiebug I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY IT
katiebug THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
Happy Doughnut I was just thinking that
katiebug it reminded me of Ellen tbh
katiebug what about Justin Bieber? :')
7:01 Miley Cirus? Actually, you look like a blond Justin Bieber in that picture. And I take absolutely no pride in saying that...
Oh wow she really did
I thought so too. Happy I wasn't the only one.
My mum took away my charger so that I would die slowly but little does she know my phones on low power mode at 100%
I'm still nervous though
Has it died yet 🤣🤣
N. Tonks Its been a year, is your phone dead now?
Why am i Here?!? It's been three years... has it died yet?
Well personally, Emma... I think that you look beautiful with every hair color you've had
Personally I think your hair looks best when it is hair-like.
Lupis Corvus wow, you phrased my opinion perfectly
Lupis Corvus ooooooooooOooOoooOoooOoooooOoOooOOoooooOoOoOooooo GOT'EM
Lupis Corvus AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Wait wait wait. Emma said she's dyed her hair every color but she hasn't quite done the whole silver / gray "granny" hair thing. Sooo I'm looking forward to that color next lol 😂
Also I love Emma's top!
, xxxxxaaxaàaàaaqzxà zx
***** Yeah I agree she might end up staying away from super light colors. But then again it is Emma and we all know she loves to change it up unexpectedly haha . I was slightly joking anyways xp
Jessica Jean lol she had that before she joined youtube
The green was actually quite nice tbf I liked it
Emmablackery you yellow hair looks like you got in a fight with big bird from Sesame Street and just decided to keep the feathers for hair
Hey, at least all of your hair color choices were because you thought they'd look nice. It's not like you once dyed your hair pink in 2013 because you were dumb enough to make a bet on TH-cam about the type of (at the time) a brand-new Pokemon and you were also subsequently dumb enough to say you'd dye your hair pink if you were wrong about it. 'Cause, you know, that'd be silly.
(I hate myself for that tbh)
god that was so funny. i remember that
emmablackery That was a truly traumatic experience for me, Emma, please don't get your pleasure from my pain. #prayfordaniel #fucksylveon
Super Nerd Daniel Aha I remember that to
Emma is a funny 14 year old. That is her soul, dont fight it. lol
I am not even joking in the slightest when I say I have been watching you for a year and have always thought it was emmablackberry I have no clue why
Emma P: Most people have made that mistake.
Yellow hair was the era of people who cling to the 90s too much, pornstars and people who use the word rad. I'm thinking of bringing it back
THAT SLY DIG AT FELIX I'M CREASING EMMA MY HERO
levi-senpai wyd here?
MapleAndAnimeCrazy DAFUQ
MapleAndAnimeCrazy I love your profile pic
Tbh I always get someone pointing out my profile pic, it doesn't matter what video it is either lmao
MapleAndAnimeCrazy lol cuz Levi is perfect
Okay, here goes... I (really) don't mean anything that follows, but you asked for it!
*Cracks fingers*
*Inhales deeply*
First, on this channel, your hair was brown,
And we could clearly see your extensions.
I'm sure you didn't crave for attention,
With your fake tan from downtown...
Second here came the pink,
Like a low quality purple ink.
You couldn't fool us with that cheat,
For cotton candy is actually sweet.
Oh look at that, purple, at last!
Like a nebula, all stars and strass.
But, hold your horses, not so fast,
Because you really looked like an ass!
About that orange that you seemed to like,
It didn't really hide any damaged spike!
And why replace it with that failed blue?
At least for Pewds, it was something new...
Then you went bicolor, furthering the decay...
Did you try a new purple, then gave up halfway?
At least you changed fast, for a beautiful red!
Yeah, it looked awful, forget what I said.
Finally going with black, much like your soul
At least you assumed that fact, and you still do
But you gave it up, because i think you knew
That it really looked like you dipped your head in coal
Next, a new haircut. What's it called, the fun buns?
Something on your channel that actually was that.
Oh, you liked it? I could say more, tons and tons!
But you wouldn't get it, imperial system twat!
Then you shaved it all off, which I'm not gonna mock
Although I'm French, I don't wanna look like a cock.
But you said no more dyeing, well, let's see about that.
The mullet was okay, compared to what we're getting at
You tried to hide it, with your wigs, at first.
But even that couldn't quench your thirst.
When you grew tired from waiting santa claus,
You did it again, then pixie cut it was!
The blonde was good, yes, I know, I said it,
But only 'cause that's what annoys you a bit!
I said enough on the wigs, we all know it was bad!
Extensions were good, but you sure weren't rad...
Finally the yellow, and the traffic lights
You indeed are right to compare yourselves to that
'Cause yellow is the one no-one wants to stop at
I agree with you there, you reached new heights
I don't meant any of that, I loved all your hair,
Your growth, your videos, and all the good times,
Thank you, Emma, for everything you share!
I'm gonna stop now, 'cause I'm out of rhymes.
Wow, I'm actually the only one who did his homework! xD
You are amazing how did you get it to rhyme I could never do that
Mia Trumpeter Thanks! I gotta be honest, being French and not immediately thinking of English words that rhyme, I used a rhyme generator for some of it. But the website returns, like, a bazillion words for each search, even some in French, so it doesn't really count. It does help though! 😊
Mia Trumpeter I only did so for words, though, not for complete sentences! And for, like, less than half the poem! 😜
Fucking beautiful....
The Blonde Pixie Is Draco Malfoy Esc 😂👌🏻
I like pretty much all your hair styles/colours but I think my fav is it rn. Luv you Emma 💜
"Did you just assume my hair colour?!"
Shyinka tumblr? Is that you
"Emma is now 42 years old" hahaha
I think ur hair is the most beautiful when you think it's the most beautiful!
Ily Emma
I took your blonde pixie cut picture to the hairdresser and I absolutely loved it, I know you didnt like it on yourself but thank you for getting it bc if it werent for your hairstyle I wouldn't have had the guts to do it myself lol. love you❤
*_Homework_*
You looked like a banana when you dyed your hair yellow
Btw I don't think that, I personally love how you can have basically any hair color and look awesome. But hey, that's just my opinion. :D
Except blue.
savage
Was that a Leafy reference at the start?
"Welcome back to a brand new hairdo"
I was just thinking that lol
yesssssss
No mate, she was fucking referring to Jacksepticeeye fam...
Charles Draper "fam" is this south london 2013
i would LOVE for her to do an updated version of this
I say cool unironically, so yeah... cool.
cool story BRO
you look so pretty and happy lately Emma, hope you're doing wonderful :)
I agree and fucking MANSON!
Who am i to disagree?
I saw Manson,that's all I'm responding to this comment for.
smells like blackery
***** yes :P
Leafy impression on point ;)
agreed
Lol. Leafy? Isn't that one of those weird deep web channels?
Nah, she didn't go on and on about her age.
This style of video that she did for a while tho, loved it so much oml
I love your hair rn so much! ❤️
0:15 Leafy or?
C'mon, she sounded so much like him and you know it
Lee Smith but she is way way way more better than him.
she was meant to
nah she has a chin ;)
You haven't dyed your hair see through yet
She shaved it all off, I think that counts
Did she dye it CLEAR (oh see you what I did there fren?)
She looks LOVELY with any colour oooooooohhhh tøp traaaash
My personal favourite was the RUBY red colour whohohooohooohhhhooo |-/
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i LOVE the green hair on you, its got this ramona flowers vibe to it. wish i had the balls or the look to pull such a color off!
LMAO am i the only one but i like the "interaction" with pewds and emma
i say rad unironically. am i a loser......well okay don't answer that.
no I think you're pretty rad
thanks pat! you look like a chill koala yourself
i say rad too....i feel discriminated against.
we are a minority but we must stay rad
rad crrew unite!
This has got to be one of your best videos to date. Really enjoying all your recent stuff. It's clear that you're enjoying it atm and that makes me happy :)
mothcub thank you so much! Now this is a comment I can get behind :D
emmablackery Keep being rad ;^)
When Emma was talking about people who say the word 'rad' I was thinking 'but what about PJ?' And when she said PJ I just lost it.
I have to say the natural looking hair you have now is definitely my favourite, you look so so so so pretty! ❤️
I will never get over how much I loved the green on you!!! you're hair rn looks pretty nice too
also, the gold looks really nice around your eyes
WARNING: The following comment contains literary dialog of extreme stupidity, and should not be viewed by young children, or anyone really.
Okay Avril, I'll break it down fo' ya - 1. Your hair says "amateur porn star on her first shoot" , but your eyes say "I think think I just sharted a little, hope no one notices" 2. "I thought I was Jenna Marbles, but way prettier, okay!" (you are). 3: "God I hope this shirt attracts peoples eyes away from how fucking bad my hair looks" 4. You look pretty good, for someone that spent a week swimming in a pool of Orange Fanta. 5. I thought I would give the "blue haired Elsa" look a try. DON'T JUDGE ME!!! 6. The pink and purple bucket fringe look, "That's what I should have been wearing on my head really, a bucket" 7. "Hi. my name's Emma. I'm from the early 90's. I like to make shitty pop music videos" 8. "I was channeling Morticia Addams, I think I knocked out of the park!". 9. I too cannot fault this, you look pretty damn hot really. 10. Sinead O'Connor is my spirit animal. 11. Business in the front, party in the back. 12. Emma is now 42 years old, and a star on EastEnders (I didn't think I could beat this one). 13. You tried to copy Haley Williams too much (I agree) 14. I am a gamer girl Zombie (who loves Zelda) look how pale my skin is, Weeee! 15. I am '5' from TV's "Dark Matter". (you actually look pretty good here, to me). 16. I am the nerdy computer specialist from every bad cop show on TV. 17. Justin Bieber, after the sex change. 18. "I am a Strawberry Shortcake Doll, in human form." 19. Gotta admit you do look pretty damn smokin' in this pic, I hope all the birds didn't leave to find sticks and hay to build a nest in it. 20. I can't roast yo for this, you did waaay better at roasting yourself, than I ever could.
I did my homework Emma (even though I left school years ago)
You're right about Felix and his blue hair, it's turning green now.
I smashed that like button too :)
I hope you like this, and aren't too offended!
Have a great day Emma!
I loved and still love the green. That was such a cute moment :)
Omg, you're hair looks beautiful!!!! It looks so amazing back then omg omg omg!!!!!!!! You look great Emma don't hate on urself u look great with you're dyed hair
Emma, hunny, sweaty. Your Miley Cyrus attempt number two blonde hair was an inspiration for me to cut my hair short last year, thank you :-))))
p.s i also have the reptar sweater thing that you are wearing in the photo, coincidence? I think not.
ouch
***** nah, it's a trend to call people sweaty instead of sweety right now
SWEATY.
THE SHORT BLONDE HAIR WAS SO GOOD OMG
Caseekpo 😂
Thank you so much for being you.I've just been crying over a song about mums and and dads breaking up.(my mum and dad broke up) And I watched this and I you put a smile on my face
OVER WATCH POSTER IN THE BACK ROUND I love diva(also I'm just saying this and she thought a lot of people would say their opinions well NUUUUOPE 😂 😂 😂)
your comment sections are somewhat appalling Emma..
side note: sucks that Stranger Things wasn't a 2014 show.
Bella HELL YES I THOUGHT THE SAME THING PEOPLE WOULD HAVE FOUND THAT STYLISH AF IN LIKE 2016
When did felix roast her?
WooHoo507 In the youtube drama part 2 video
Anuk Arzum to
3:20 ROASTED XD
@emmablackery so glad I found your channel when I came to London. One of the funniest videos I've seen.
"I keep changing my hair cause I don't know who I am!"
That 's all I got for a roast. 😐
This made me realise how long I've been watching Emma for 😮😂
SHIBBY
The traffic light comment always gets me so bad. The video ended two minutes ago and I'm still laughing
I actually love all of these
You dyed your hair the colour of a visibility vest, don't act like you're too good for rainbow.
Love you Emma
What a rad video
ALSO SHE LOOKS LIKE CARMILLA KARENSTIEN WITH BLACK HAIR IM
Carmilla as in the vampire??
+Mia Trumpeter yeah!!!
YO CREAMPUFF SQUAD
Desiree Petal j
My favourite of Emma's hair colours was the red one where the ends were purple and I also liked the blue and cyber purple ones :3
I have three favourite hair colours:
1. Pink Hair - 2013 (especially in Waitressing SUCKS)
2. Brown/Blonde Ombre Hair - 2012/2014 (especially in JUST GIRLY THINGS)
3. Orange/Brown Hair - 2015
I started dying at the “I LIKE ZELDA WEEEEE”
Ok but ur blonde pixie was rly hot 🌞
Thank harambe you FINALLY stopped saying rad
Using Harambe's name in vain.
I loved when u said rad bc then I knew I wasn't alone
lol I know it was so cringey
The word "rad" is f^cking rad. Y'all are SCRUBS.
Sally Lally I still say rad :(
aaa i really love the green!
The neon yellow looked so good! I'm actually inspired to try it someday omg
I feel like your actually enjoying TH-cam again !!!!!!!!! I'm loving your new videos 😂
i am!! thank you!
Omg you replied, yeah I can really feel the positive energy off you recently ❤️
it is as if she was thinking, '' What colors has Haley Williams died her hair" Or vice versa
this is not hate im also sad i have to clarify that
i wrote this before the end of the video\
Completely Random its dyed
thanks
god this takes me right back
i started watching you when you made these types of videos in 2016 :D
I WAS AT THAT VIDCON AND I TOOK A SIMILAR PICTURE TO THE ONE YOU USED SHSHSHEBEHH
I have to paint a couple of rooms in my house. I think I'm going to tape photos of you with different hair around to see which shade I should use. Then I'll go to the hardware store and ask, "Yes, I'd like the blue hair 2013 Emma in semi-gloss."
I wouldn't say your hair hasn't grown because or you dying it too much. if you take care of it properly it won't stop growing. and hair takes a very long time to grow. Take advice from an actually hair stylist. like myself. :)
Yeah but lots of dying will damage it and cause the ends to break off, slowing down growth
My hair tends to grow rlly fast for no reason :P
Everyone is like "I live this hairstyle" and I'm over here and I just like whatever Emma does
"imagine...NOOO don't say phil mitchell fuckin a baby"
I ALMOST SPAT OUT MY FOOD i had to pause that was the hardest i've laughed in months thank you for that
Your most recent videos have been really really good. Please keep this up
thanks! i really like this style!
Holy shit you actually replied!!!
No problem, keep it up :p
you mean pewdiepie's style?
GhostJedi Well I mean pewdiepie seems to have taken inspiration from filthy frank for his new style of videos :p
NicollChris just an endless cycle of copying. long live papa franku
Makes me think of ramona from scott pilgrim.
Oh, and the song, the soooong
yeeeeeeeeeees!
Emma is basically pixie dream girl: the fucked up version
Fruzsina Farkas the real one
oh and ramona wasnt. HAHAHAHA
Actually loved the yellow hair, it's a hard colour to pull off and I think you nailed it. But it's good that you know what you are comfortable in, you do you Emma!
I love all your hair!
the "rad" phase is the one I fell in love with, because it finally felt good to have someone relate to me that much smh
*insert comment on what emma hair should be here*
there do you hate me?
yeah, i do. i mean, that statement made no sense. wanting to express youreself is one thing, just saying dumb things is another ;)
I love Emma to pieces
I laughed so freaking hard when she said the thing about the traffic light!
I've changed my hairstyle once in my entire life.
I love you even more now you've stopped giving a shit about what people think, you are hilarious and i love your videos so much x
Beth Green yeah man fuck it my channel stopped growing ages ago so I finally stopped caring about it and now I'm just uploading what I like!
(Stop)
I love your new hair colour!
I love that her and Felix always roast each other