The World of Transformers Toys - Diamondbolt
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- Grown adult complains about children's toys for 15 minutes.
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Patiently waiting for hasbro to announce they are making Kingdom Lio Convoy only for it to be an exclusive to a gas station on a tropical island in another dimension
Sounds about right.
You sir win the internet
As one who’s favorite Beast Wars character is Lio Convoy, I’m hurting from laughter and sadness.
To add insult to injury, he's in a multi-pack with Beast Wars II Starscream and BB.
@@NovaCore777 Noo
I am bankrupt, several thousand dollars in debt and missing my kids,
but this Botcon Bugbite lookin pretty fresh ngl.
That’s it. That’s the whole hobby.
Relatable
Lost my college funds, but hey I finally have a ultra magnus
Also I just noticed the currency exchanges for GBP in the video, no wonder I'm missing my kidneys, Fort Max apparently costs the same as a house wtf
I'm about to get audited by the IRS, but have you seen that Wreck-gar tho???
Walgreens exclusives are the most annoying, because most Walgreens dont give enough of a shit to stock their toy sections.
You are correct
Really?
Ah yes, I love everytime I go there them sometimes only having 1 or 2 Dragon Stars figures at a time
Yes really.
Also, overpriced.
Although the good thing about that is, while it's rarely stocked, that means toys from a year ago are still on their shelves.
Fun fact: The only reason I could ever feasibly own the Shattered Glass two-pack was because I won a giveaway, and the fellow running it was kind enough to ship it to me. A random stranger in a Facebook group cared more about giving a product to me than the company whose job it is to sell it.
that man is a legend
That’s sweet
Aww...
Just so we're clear this video has an infinite amount of rewatch value
thank you
You're not wrong, Holy shit, I'm gonna hit that replay button so many times
You are not wrong I have been watching this 4 out of 7 days a week since this came out
Yep,I have already watched this 35 times
Jesus Christ this is relatable
FINALLY,BACK TO THE ORIGINS
YES
Be still my beating heart, also my empty wallet
Yotube Origins: Dimondbolt
As long as he enjoys it
Twokaiser??
as an american, none of us know why walgreens sells toys.
No-one truly knows why Walgreens sells toys
Right ? Why the heck give Walgreens an exclusive.
Because Grandma/Grandpa need to fill their prescriptions and go birthday shopping for little Bobby all in the same day.
Ah yes, Walgreens. The perfect place to buy quality medication, greeting cards, Arnold Palmers in a can, adult diapers, cigarettes (yes, really), and... toys?
Like, not even the really cheap shit you'd see at most pharmacies, I'm talking full-on Funko Pops and exclusive action figures. I kid you not, I've seen action figures of The Rocketeer, the Doomslayer, Jack Skellington, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and so many others that you would never expect to find at Walgreens, of all places.
In all honesty I’m not sure why Walgreens even exists
Bolt is slowly becoming just like Jobby, spending money till their wallets are dry
As dry as desert without catcuses
And then he will result to selling his kidneys
Bolt is jobby's son after all
they both become insane
but jobby has sponsors like big bad toy store
1:54 Are we gonna ignore the fact that Optimus just murdered Hot Rod for dabbing?
Maybe hot rod is roasted the hater
I don't blame him. Dabbing is stupid and stupidity should be dealt with immediately. 😉
the 1986 movie
*OUT OF THE WAY, HOT ROD!*
@@PrimeTF FALL! *FALL!*
Remember Bolt, if you're in trouble, just yell out your window for Ultra Magnus, and he'll be right there
Does this work with everybody or can only Bolt do it?
@@xiaolin867 I’m pretty sure everyone can
@@jennyc7543 Perfect, maybe I'll give it a try some time
@@jennyc7543 what is this comment referencing?
@@xiaolin867 if you are worthy enough
All those toys put together are higher than my net worth, Diamondbolt is highkey flexing on us.
I am not flexing, I am thousands of dollars in debt, the bank is seizing my house
@@DiamondBolt even flexing the debt smh 😔😔
@@DiamondBolt A small price to pay for monkey
@@DiamondBolt I bet you started you're patreon to pay the debt
@@DiamondBolt hey could you review Bee movie, lazy town and/or Shrek
Fun Fact: By sheer number of figures Earthrise had more exclusives than regular releases.
AAAAAAAAA
And In Japan only like 12 figures weren't online exclusive.
Wait, this can't be true
Just counted it, yeah. It's true
Wtf
That legitimately makes me upset. I really wanted Ratchet, Ironhide, Prowl, Dirge, and Ramjet, but nooooooooooooo, Hasbro decided exclusives were the way to go. And then Bluestreak being a Walgreen’s exclusive? Why, just why…
@@sithspartan6248 Ratchet, Prowl and Ironhide are suppose to appear in SS 86. Hasbro wants to reiisue Ramjet and Dirge.
Bluestreak : Wallgreens.
Colour - word : Word colour.
I don't have a single transformer toy but now I want one. Thanks DiamondBolt, you are starting a never-ending cycle.
oh no
@@DiamondBolt I looked up the prices on the figures well time sell my kidneys
@@DiamondBolt currently im only trying to collect the master force figure
anything else I'm customizing and selling
Same
Also persona 4 music ❤️
May arceus have mercy on your soul
Jobbythehong fans currently having an aneurysm trying not to comment “SwiVel HeRE”
Stay strong boys
I’ll kill them
@@jaime2992 too hard... i cant do it...
i... i..... I CANT.....
sWIvEl hEre
Also known as a swivel.
Hey alright! my video clip made the cut!
He’s gone back to his roots. I remember the old days of Transformer Commercials.
Same and I’m pretty happy with it
@@man-sc1us
So am I
*It’s all coming together...*
The return of the king
Nostalgia
This could not explain better how I feel personally.
Me with my siege optimus: :D
*earthrise optimus exists
Me with my siege optimus: :,D
At least it is the cell shaded one
I guarantee a cell shaded earthrise version will come out within the next two years.
Me about to buy both Siege and Earthrise Optimus so I can have a dual wielding dual shielded fully-armored trailer robot angel of death:
@@makutateridax584 if that happens im fucking leaving this planet
Don't feel too bad. Siege Optimus has better proportions and anatomy compared to the Earthrise one. Earthrise Optimus has a blue face, random metallic blue paint, has a stocky body with really long legs.
@@FoxsDumbSeriesMaker 1. idgaf about anatomy (as long as it isn't T30 Arcee)
2. Matrix...
3. Trailer...
4. I'll just get the Netflix one
Laughing at the fact that $150 AUD is seen as requiring a new mortgage when I just spent $300 CAD on a gundam model. And that was actually a GOOD DEAL.
0:55 Diamondbolt has Jobby vibes here. Awesome video, I'm glad you still like the franchise.
@Screaming Soldier
Is he like petrified of pigeon holing?
Like Father like Son
Skylinx honestly scares me.
No one:
Diamondbolts wallet: "I am in Spain without the S and I just want it all to end"
Lol good one!
@@matthewreynoso6904 Thanks!
10/10 jokes
Spain more like Pain!
Amiright?
I’m sorry for every toy collector who doesn’t live in the US
At least i live in the UK so it is slightly better
im dying over here man (australia)
I live in the US and I'm still struggling
I live in indonesia
I know a decent amount of people in Singapore doing way better than I am here honestly.
Pros: Awesome toys.
Cons: Hasbro using them as an excuse to drain the wallets of customers.
Screw you too, Hasbro.
*DAMN YOU, HASBRO!!!!*
some 3rd party figures are better than the official one and cheaper sometimes
To be fair, I do much prefer when a company steals my money by making very high quality products that I want, than when it's selling shit, that they advertise as good.
Neat fact all the Walgreens exclusives are all the medical characters
Bluestreak was a medic!?
So is wreck-gar a medic?
@@dugby4027 I mean, the Junkions *did* fix Ultra Magnus.
frick next is minerva
Medix continues the chain.
This video is too relatable. I’m here lying to myself that siege sideswipe and mirage are good enough and I don’t need the earthmodes simply because I don’t want beast wars. But it really hurts knowing that’s not true. And deep down I know I’ll get them eventually, either at the normal price or the after market.
You don't want Beast Wars?
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 I have recently made the dive and gotten all the kingdom beast wars toys and preordered the amazon sets. They got me again.
I hate beast wars fight me 😂@@ChangedMyNameFinally69
He's only mentioning the U.S. exclusives cause he hopes that his U.S. fans will send some to his P.O. box.
I mean yea I'd do the same.
I mean, US stores don't actually stock most exclusives
The show to a kid: Join the alliance
What the show is actually saying: wallet, please!
Adults & Kids: *SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!* 💰 💰
@@thatonea-hole feels like Hasbro is mind controling us
The empty wallet on his screen makes me laugh harder than I logically should have.
Reminds me of myself when I was low on money, but I needed to get the Back to the Future crossover figure on GameStop last year
I’m still waiting for an IDW toyline by people who actually know what they’re doing.
Legacy might finally have that in store. Fuck I want Tarn so badly.
we have kaskade, tarn, bludgeon, javelin, nova prime, data clerk optimus, senator shockwave, senator ratbat, miner megatron, blurr, and scarr
“WOT THE *FACK* IS A WALLGREENS!?”
-Australian man
“Vore class”
Me having PTSD of some questionable content: *By the all spark*
Remember that one episode of beast wars where Dinobot fought a clone of himself?
I have so many blocks on Twitter now
I mean, Unicron from the UT, and the recents Omega Supreme and Trypticon had specifically a place in their stomachs area to put figures on it
I used to remember every moment and location that I got a transformer figure. But now that I have access to adult money and how often figures arrive in the mail....I need help.
T30 Skids mold go
I'm gonna be honest I didn't understand a word he said outside of expensive and exclusive.
Truly DiamondBolt has become a collector
Guess he has to make every word start with "ex" now.
7:37
Starscreen realizing diamond bolts will never be able to get the other seekers without selling his house
This video is literally my life the past 2 months condensed into 15 minutes
The background with the empty wallet is very accurate
I'm a fan throughout the decades, and I still have'em
Patiently waiting for hasbro to announce that they really, truly, well and factually
hate the nation of australia with every fiber of their latest $100 bill.
I’m glad I’m not the only one that substituted skywarp for hotlink
2:05 i can still hear jobby screaming 500 Bucks everytime i see this image
He's slowly becoming jobby, his father
Like father like son
They transformed his wallet empty
"Quarentine certainly did a number on a lot of people"
(me looking at all the stuff I've bought through quarentine)
Ya I have a problem.
I started collecting waaaaaaaay before quarantine
Have some of the same dilemmas as a Skylander collector. Since everything's been discontinued the prices can vary way too much between figures. Like you can have two figures of the same series with one priced at 75c and the other over $100
I might had to sell all my kids that I have in my basement but at least I have The Siege Seeker trio!
The world of absurd eBay prices.
Along with absurd Amazon prices!
@@thatonea-hole why!!!!!!!!
The Kingdom figures are better than the Masterpieces and that's... *Curious* to say the least
No te esperaba ver aquí xD
Especially the Kingdom Cyclonus
@@diegoprieto1156 Y yo a ti.
@@diegoprieto1156 Y yo a ti.
@@Protosilver97 vaya, veo a dos hombres de cultura aquí xD
To quote Doctor Who “He’s the one who broke the promise”
Poo
"What he did, he did in the name of peace & sanity"
@@BH-98 But not in the Name of the Consumers.
@@myriadmediamusings Introducing Diamondbolt as the Doctor.
This man is literally me and I don’t know if I love him or hate him
7:59 didn’t expect to accidentally make it into a diamondbolt video lol
The fact is that he was suffering for buying toys that cause wallet depression for a few weeks that literally makes himself wonder if life was like Alvin and the chipmunks, WHICH I'M STILL WAITING FOR NUMBER 3, his thoughts were probably just suffering depressing tears of pain
There is a third movie. It’s the one where they are on the island. I think it’s called chip wrecked or something
@@winko8484 I'm pretty sure he means a review on the 3rd movie
@@MattMatt909 Correct my good stranger on the internet
@@MattMatt909 😂 whoops
@@lucyperez881 well there is still a 3rd Alvin and the chipmunks movie so ha I win!!!
“This video is a cry for help please help me I can’t stop!”
Me: “Me too buddy me too…”
I'm glad to know I'm not the only one baffled by eBay's ridiculous prices.
After mortgaging my house for the 19th time I finally got that Earth Mode Mirage.
The reason why Earthrise had countless exclusives mainly in the US is to cover budgets that have been limited during the pandemic. Since Hasbro's main industry is located in the US, they were unable to export most of the toys internationally due to the pretty high exporting fee. That is why most figures were stuck in the US.
CURSE YOU COVID HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO US!!!
I can see why him and bobby are friends now. They share each other’s pain.
As a collector of hot toys (the brand you showed when talking about Star Wars collectors) I can confirm that my wallet hurts….. a lot.
Please help.
The black series is a godsend as a star wars fan
@@johnfkennedyinanopentopcar8976 but what did it cost
I was literally just wondering when you would upload next
Same!
I wish he would review Catwomen
@@thedude8457 yeh that would be quite fun
I want him to review megamind
@@bluetyproductions4916 an actual good superhero movie
Please save my bank account- (cuts to Patrons)
That was clever.
I've long said that the WFC line is basically a budget masterpiece.
These are the closest we've gotten a cartoon accurate in a while.
“You bastards” cuts to jobby
The wait is finally over! Rejoice, people!!
His channel might have changed a lot, but diamondbolt himself never did
He is a failure of a human being
That is what he said
You've turned all my thoughts into a hilarious yet true video lol
2:05 This is my wild guess. jobby the Hong might have told you everything.
I love that he always changes his computer wallpapers
Never have I watched a more relatable video. I feel your pain way too much.
I like that he has an empty wallet in the background
finally an intellectual who knows Rumbles Red and Frenzys Blue
That mindset is straight up heresy!
@@chironczichy1337 i disagree
@@chaoticproductions3922 i agree
@@chaoticproductions3922 Frenzy is red.
@@qwerty5684 i respectfully disagree
Yeah, that pretty much explains the CHUG experience up to this point.
Monkey is the only transformer I choose to accept as canon.
G1 truck
Beastwars *Beeg Monke*
Reject truck, return to monkey.
What about barney?
monke
@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 only Monkey.
I'm pretty sure DiamondBolt avoided the Masterpiece line because he wanted to keep his organs.
This is hands down my favorite video that you've made overall.
Yep
I can't express how accurate and relatable this video is for Transformers collectors.
8:00 This is actually accurate to me, I've thrown like all of my wfc figures at a wall and they haven't broken
Why would you throw a figure at a wall?
Am I the only one who used to like smaller toys as a kid? Like adult hand sized toys, not like the 2 foot toys
@Christopher Andrew ya
Legion class gang
Late, but same. I always liked smaller figures and small toys like Micro Machines, they may not have as much as the big stuff, but there's all the more to do with them. Think big, play small.
It says a lot that at least half of this video is dedicated to agony
I was really looking forward to this and you did not dissapoint!
It's nice to know I'm not the only one with a childhood obsession that is starting to rise back up and now who's bank accounts in trouble because of it
I mainly got back into it because of that Back to the Future figure. I was lucky to get him on GameStop before the scalpers did. Ever since then, I've collected some siege figures. Still need to get decepticons tho
Honestly, as the only person in my town that likes transformers, (barely any of my friends even know about it) it’s comforting to know that there’s a lot of people out there that enjoy them as much as I do😊
Amazing vid as usual db! Honestly I've never related to any youtuber more about this series, I love them but like you said once i complete a wave I want another is already announced lmao
Don’t worry, I live in the U.S. and still don’t know what a Walgreens is
I'm pretty sure it's pharmacy I think
I go there all the time and I'm still not sure
12:05 to that tweet, yes. heck the star wars prequels had to have so many takes because the actors, many with years of acting experience, kept making their own lightsaber noises
8:48 this aged ASTRONOMICALLY bad
In a good way
Why have I watched this like 10 times.
Not complaining btw
I haven’t watched you in ages good to be back
I got really into the siege line but was never able to get the Greenlight, Skywarp, Ratchet, or Redwing. Coming from someone who lives in a country that Hasbro cares about they never even sold enough over here. God damn it Hasbro rerelease the drone pack with those G1 accessories.
1:56 lmao I laughed so hard seeing Optimus kill hot rod
I also loved 6:17
As someone who collects Marvel Legends as a hobby, this video is hilariously relatable and how frustrating Hasbro/store exclusives can be, love this vid
I know how he’s avoiding the masterpiece figures because he wants to keep his organs. (Why don’t you buy some third party figures)
Seriously, especially third party movie figures, they're so good
True, but there are times Hasbro gets it right, and can, somehow, find them on eBay, and most of the time the 3rd party stuff is worse with its pricing
@@mannysnav5258
It’s good to see a review of a any figure or product before you buy it if it’s expensive. I’ve seen some 3d party’s that are way better then the official merch
I love the way you set the toys!
I love how pissed he gets at America.
Hasbro: makes thundercracker and skywarp from the starscream mold
Hasbro 35 years later: ITS LIKE PRINTING MY OWN MONEY
There is something satisfying about getting a new transtransformer toy and unboxing it and seeing every piece, and just grabbing a peace one by one making it into a car
Those core class figures are actually really good. Especially Megatron and Starscream
The bolt is back to his roots
Hasbro has realized how Takara has been one upping their game so they decided to combine their efforts with Siege.
Trully throwing money in the bottomless hole called "hobby".
Edit: 6:08 Yep, that confirms it, I can relate
This video is so funny your comedy style had me laughing and interested the whole video I am going to rewatch this so much and then watch your other videos !!!
God. I've never related so hard to a video before, until now