PIXELS: A Movie for GAMERS - Diamondbolt

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  • @kmac291
    @kmac291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3701

    To the movie’s credit that “If I wanna get paid, yes” line is actually pretty hilarious

  • @ethanbattle1948
    @ethanbattle1948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    I've been treating Paul Blart, Mall Cop like the president even before he was elected

    • @KaytheWooper
      @KaytheWooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Paul Blart, Mall Cop actually founded the United States of America.

    • @isaiahthomas9817
      @isaiahthomas9817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s movie made me wanna commit seduku

    • @idontcareaboutthisname2046
      @idontcareaboutthisname2046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@isaiahthomas9817 you shall get trapped in the ball pit

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Paul Blart is the ruler of Earth

    • @JohnicTheHedgehog
      @JohnicTheHedgehog 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Paul blart was one of Jesus’ disciples

  • @snatcher2592
    @snatcher2592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    The minute the kid said he played halo, I he was instantly my favorite character

    • @FrisktheBunny
      @FrisktheBunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Four on the floor

    • @larniieplayz6285
      @larniieplayz6285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@FrisktheBunny ??

    • @forrestgamer3970
      @forrestgamer3970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And now he's dead

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fun fact:
      That kid is now in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

    • @AdrianAnimations360
      @AdrianAnimations360 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@liamphibiawho does he play

  • @FSFSFS101
    @FSFSFS101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1269

    My entire life changed when I heard Paul Blart say “Our Air Force base in Guam was attacked”

    • @y_e_s_L
      @y_e_s_L 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No replies ?

    • @upanzuu
      @upanzuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      .-.

    • @ratgobbler
      @ratgobbler ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@y_e_s_L nope sorry

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The way he said that line after Adam cheerfully "Yo what's up?" Actually made me laugh out loud!

  • @FSFSFS101
    @FSFSFS101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    “I love how they cast different actors for everyone EXCEPT him.”
    Holy shit how did I not notice that

  • @TheChickenShow420
    @TheChickenShow420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    8:24
    The last of us: one of the most revolutionary story telling games to ever come out.
    Adam Sandler: there’s no rhyme or reason to it.

    • @SDS4800
      @SDS4800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      To an extent, he kinda predicted LOU2

    • @Etzelsschizo
      @Etzelsschizo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Tlou had a fine relationship drama, but it wasn't revolutionary.

    • @larniieplayz6285
      @larniieplayz6285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SDS4800 I guess?

    • @MarxistMogger
      @MarxistMogger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SDS4800 I do not like your opinion

    • @gatsbymaguire
      @gatsbymaguire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And then LOU2 comes into the picture.

  • @HandsomeSassage
    @HandsomeSassage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    10:27 HE DIDN’T EVEN GET HER EMAIL ADDRESS

  • @rioga
    @rioga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    One bit I never understood is that at the end when they find out it’s Donkey Kong someone says (I can’t remember who) “Oh no, the one game you suck at” like he’s not the 2nd best donkey Kong player in the world

    • @matthewreynoso6904
      @matthewreynoso6904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I never understood how the guys waifu came back

    • @noraarcadia635
      @noraarcadia635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@matthewreynoso6904 He fucked Q-Bert

    • @darkmatter1721
      @darkmatter1721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@noraarcadia635 I hate that sentence so much

    • @ballonstudios7799
      @ballonstudios7799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True

    • @redhood7650
      @redhood7650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@noraarcadia635 THAT'S DISGUSTING

  • @Stock_Junction
    @Stock_Junction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Bolt didn't acknowledge Adam Sandler he saw Q*Bert as Lady Lisa and Josh making out, Adam is like "no one else weirded out by this? That was just Q*Bert"

  • @JojokimVT
    @JojokimVT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    Peter Dinklage's character is basically a Billy Mitchell clone cause you know he cheats like what Billy Mitchell did. And it just so happens to be Donkey Kong that the character cheated at

    • @mrigankjain1817
      @mrigankjain1817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Todd rogers: I started in second movie. If they can't replicate it it's not my fault

    • @AGames30
      @AGames30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Idk kinda looks like him as well

    • @Fallen_Family
      @Fallen_Family 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya but Peter Dinklage cheated at Pac-Man instead of donkey Kong but other than that it basically lines up

    • @glicthmonkey0
      @glicthmonkey0 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Fallen_Familyno he cheated at both db said that donkey kong was the final challenge for that gaming championship thing and you find out Peter Dinklage cheated

    • @OnePunchBookWorm
      @OnePunchBookWorm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Oh, boo yourselves. I’m Garry Bobby Ferguson.”

  • @reportedbooch697
    @reportedbooch697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    Take a shot every time anyone says “gamer” or any game-related term.

    • @bigfergus9825
      @bigfergus9825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      In a movie about video games😂

    • @zhengellen1491
      @zhengellen1491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thetrueblue 17 still...

    • @ricardochavez7716
      @ricardochavez7716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      you should probably put warning this could kill you

    • @krystalrodriguez5232
      @krystalrodriguez5232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MY LIVER HURTS HE DUDJJDDJDJEKKEIWIWKSMSSM

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      One of the quickest ways to die
      Especially if you’re under 21!

  • @poffusagi2658
    @poffusagi2658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    "Have you been playing Space Invaders a lot lately?"
    "Yeah, How did you know that"
    "Because you're invading my space, back up"
    I hate myself for laughing at that

    • @TwizzlerHobo
      @TwizzlerHobo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You have 192 likes btw

    • @aswfabt
      @aswfabt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TwizzlerHobo why are you such a dream stan

    • @TwizzlerHobo
      @TwizzlerHobo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aswfabt dude I hate dream, this was just a really good piece of art

    • @aswfabt
      @aswfabt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TwizzlerHobo embarrassing + gay

    • @MasterJayanX
      @MasterJayanX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That joke wasn't that bad, I laughed too

  • @CozmicEmbyrs
    @CozmicEmbyrs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1667

    “I spent the day on 4Chan”
    OH CHRIST

    • @maxgrozema1093
      @maxgrozema1093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Tbh that's how I think most 4channers live

    • @flamerunnerproductions4299
      @flamerunnerproductions4299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      THATS HOW DIGBY DO IT

    • @mislavgrosinic5584
      @mislavgrosinic5584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Typical weeb stuff

    • @unknown_lazer
      @unknown_lazer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I mean like... he's a critic channel and we all should know by now 4 channers hate everything so it all makes sense.

    • @lanaxian5474
      @lanaxian5474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      666th like 😳

  • @alexcrimson2826
    @alexcrimson2826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2215

    This movie’s title should be “How to ruin an incredible premise: The movie”

    • @cuppajj
      @cuppajj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Yeah really. Great concept put in the wrong hands

    • @stuff5757
      @stuff5757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      The only good thing about pixels is the CGI

    • @theoriginalskittle9252
      @theoriginalskittle9252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I think it would be better of it wasn't a comedy

    • @scottchaison1001
      @scottchaison1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No.

    • @AftonWillam
      @AftonWillam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Haters boo

  • @rebelprincess1164
    @rebelprincess1164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I love how out of all the games in human history they could’ve chosen for Adam to do his boomer rant at, they chose The Last of Us, arguably the most critically acclaimed and artistically celebrated games in the last decade.

    • @atobosrolloutyoutube7886
      @atobosrolloutyoutube7886 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not a boomers like that game so

    • @wd3185
      @wd3185 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They couldn't even pick an FPS series that gets critiqued for being derivative from entry to entry. Nah, choose the survival game that's regarded as one of the greatest video games of all time.

  • @just-some-random-homie-0185
    @just-some-random-homie-0185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    Damn that moment when that Smurf got gunned down was pretty brutal.

    • @deltaknight2764
      @deltaknight2764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Every time anyone, person or pixel thing, disintegrated into blocks was kind of disturbing to me.

    • @omagkabacan2109
      @omagkabacan2109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@deltaknight2764 it was cool they were minecrafted

    • @omagkabacan2109
      @omagkabacan2109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was actually funny for me

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m pretty sure he didn’t even have an intent to harm anyone.

    • @larniieplayz6285
      @larniieplayz6285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wumpus976 yeah..

  • @Hanakin-Sidewalker
    @Hanakin-Sidewalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6562

    The creator of Pac-Man getting his arm turned into Minecraft was such an epic gamer moment 😎

    • @andresanguianozuniga6798
      @andresanguianozuniga6798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Its like a generational conection.

    • @daredevl243
      @daredevl243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      He pulled what we call a pro gamer move

    • @Maloz-se1rf
      @Maloz-se1rf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That was like the only good part of the movie

    • @1babyevey
      @1babyevey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That was the best part of the film

    • @TheRealShorts_Master
      @TheRealShorts_Master 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No it wasent

  • @bbqreal
    @bbqreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    It would be cute if the creator of pacman actually like,convinced the pacman to be good

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      What about Pac-Man still being bad, but having the creator of Pac-man being the one person that Pac-man avoids trying to destroy?

    • @RadSense
      @RadSense 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@genericname2747 That'd be cool if he didn't die so fast

    • @SERGIO_RAMOS.4-CB
      @SERGIO_RAMOS.4-CB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It would adorable if the creator or pac man just hugged pac mann then he became good

    • @beadsontotes767
      @beadsontotes767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Instead Pac-Man just give a middle finger to his maker, would've been interesting if Pac-Man team up.

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And then he becomes his Pac-Man world version with arms and legs.

  • @thebushwhacker8496
    @thebushwhacker8496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    Adam Sandler can be pretty funny but sometimes it just doesn’t hit lol

    • @MinceMeat46
      @MinceMeat46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly

    • @piratenerdz1602
      @piratenerdz1602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think the Wedding Singer is a good example of actually being funny

    • @ciaranhayes3212
      @ciaranhayes3212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      PirateNerd Z and happy Gilmore

    • @primus0348
      @primus0348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You’ve got a point there

    • @scottchaison1001
      @scottchaison1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zohan is very great.

  • @karenbonds264
    @karenbonds264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Before you question how weird the QBert/Lady Lisa evolution and the breeding works, remember, in games:
    A fish can evolve into a sea serpent.
    A hedgehog can become a werewolf thing,
    A kitten can go at it with a whale.

    • @Shard_Soldier
      @Shard_Soldier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      All of that, plus the less we talk about how strange Digimon’s evolution trees can be sometimes, the better, I mean come on, some of the Digimon can digivolve into literal poop.

    • @ygobe2
      @ygobe2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I dont know the 1st and 3rd, but I do know unleashed is the 2nd one

    • @archaicfalcon4898
      @archaicfalcon4898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      don’t forget that a digging tool can somehow be lightweight enough to be used as a sword and can go toe-to-toe with a literal weapon of death

    • @ygobe2
      @ygobe2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@archaicfalcon4898 minecraft?

    • @leggomyeggo5773
      @leggomyeggo5773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      a dude with a big sword can kill a god

  • @The_Biscuit_From_Heaven
    @The_Biscuit_From_Heaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Okay, but seriously, this movie taught me that classic arcade games have easily exploitable patterns that I have been using to get better at PAC-MAN

  • @godai6203
    @godai6203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +957

    “How do you use a cheat code in a car?”
    Break break push in the cigarette button and cycle through all the channels.

    • @kadenlg7631
      @kadenlg7631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I think Tesla’s should have cheat codes

    • @zapatron1939
      @zapatron1939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      What do you unlock?

    • @godai6203
      @godai6203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@zapatron1939 speed boost

    • @leroyvisiongames2294
      @leroyvisiongames2294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Move the gear shifter “up (x2), down (x2)”, turn the radio tuning knob “left, right (x2)”, then press “rewind, fast forward, play” on the CD player. The car now has 30 lives.

    • @Dat_MrBlack
      @Dat_MrBlack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wtf is this cheat suppost to activate?..... make your car faster?..... CMON

  • @causewhynot9707
    @causewhynot9707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    You can physically see the pain in bolts eyes every time he says gamer

  • @gorillaguy5664
    @gorillaguy5664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    *9:22** Everyone wants Rodrick in real life,Daimondbolt*

    • @78macka
      @78macka 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      100% it has to be Devon Bostick though

    • @carlosvenegas9309
      @carlosvenegas9309 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *diamondbolt

  • @krism.6598
    @krism.6598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    Adam Sandler is a genius, he figured out that movies don’t have to be good or get high box office returns if you just cram them full of product placement.

    • @jgdsgh
      @jgdsgh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He's basically the American Uwe Boll except replace Product Placement with a Tax Loophole

    • @MissDelete2098.
      @MissDelete2098. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's not a good thing.

    • @kuromifytheworld008
      @kuromifytheworld008 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@MissDelete2098. I think you missed the sarcasm

  • @muffinman3684
    @muffinman3684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    “Dude that guy just died”-diamondbolt 2020

    • @salamibandit3070
      @salamibandit3070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah man he just asleep

    • @kursatemekse9737
      @kursatemekse9737 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was eaten you could see his pieces splashing, how ia he sleeping

  • @webbyishere
    @webbyishere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    5:01
    "I spent the day on 4chan"
    ah, a true gamer

  • @antwonsmith3667
    @antwonsmith3667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Watch scooby-doo monsters unleashed, you don't have a choice.

  • @samjupin1156
    @samjupin1156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Ok I'll be honest, the only joke in this movie I find funny is the one where he opens the door at the kid's house. I don't know why but the soulless delivery of "If I want to get paid, yes." is just fucking hilarious for some reason

  • @BostonMBrand
    @BostonMBrand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    3:23 “Yo what’s up”
    Paul Blart looking directly into Adam Sandler’s soul with death’s look in his eyes: “Our Air Force base in Guam has been attacked.”

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The dead seriousness from Paul Blart after Adam's "Yo what's up" KILLED me. Possibly one of the few moments in the movie that actually made me laugh out loud.

  • @BenjiJayGeeJay
    @BenjiJayGeeJay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    **DB begs viewers not to request more Adam Sandler movies**
    Viewers: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move"

    • @yoitsmiggy1013
      @yoitsmiggy1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jack and Jill, I like it when you suffer in pain.

    • @kingqunt8567
      @kingqunt8567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NO! Aquabats Super Show

    • @BenjiJayGeeJay
      @BenjiJayGeeJay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gentlemen, please! He can review all of those!

    • @scarlett-v01d
      @scarlett-v01d 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Click please

  • @atlastic8651
    @atlastic8651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1674

    "I was pretty good at some of the classics"
    "You mean like Halo and call of duty?"
    I used to think that was just some boomer humor, but now it's more believable a kid would say that.

    • @afierymess2307
      @afierymess2307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Halo 1-3 are classic.
      I disown 5.

    • @strongest_eggg
      @strongest_eggg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      If he said Doom it would count

    • @debro28
      @debro28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s sad

    • @y2hy2h45
      @y2hy2h45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cod 4 is a classic

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      "Back in my day, we gave a machine quarters so we could play games. The games were very hard, so we ended up spending a lot of quarters"
      "Oh, so like how modern games have microtransations"
      "Yeah, but people actually liked arcades"

  • @arih5069
    @arih5069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    4:22
    "Gandalf and Harry Potter in the same room, imagine that!"
    (Audience laughs)

  • @kaielorplayz8512
    @kaielorplayz8512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    "Let's Blow Up Google"
    The smartest thing I've ever heard

    • @AeonKnigh432
      @AeonKnigh432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You know TH-cam is owned by Google right?

    • @jamjam8795
      @jamjam8795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@AeonKnigh432 yes

    • @Garbageguitarist
      @Garbageguitarist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No let’s blowup umg

    • @Flappy-ki5sq
      @Flappy-ki5sq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good idea!

    • @Toon_Lucario
      @Toon_Lucario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s what they get for selling info to the FBI

  • @Silverhand20203
    @Silverhand20203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Single woman appears in an adam sandler movie
    Adam sandler: *ITS FREE REAL ESTATE*

  • @smbsuperfan271
    @smbsuperfan271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I’m not even calling the Josh Gad character by his name. His character is just Discord Moderator: Real life version.

  • @gerogiles191
    @gerogiles191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    "Have you been playing Space Invaders a lot?"
    "How did you know that?"
    "Because you're invading my space, back out"
    *2020 In a nutshell*

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    This movie is like that “how do you do, fellow kids?” meme.

    • @jebotimamu273
      @jebotimamu273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      TOGA

    • @wry6969
      @wry6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jebotimamu273 JOSUKE

    • @jebotimamu273
      @jebotimamu273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@wry6969 tokoyami?

    • @wry6969
      @wry6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jebotimamu273 ehh close enough

    • @domeen0gt895
      @domeen0gt895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DONKEH

  • @bigsmoke5483
    @bigsmoke5483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    "Where my gamers at?"
    Proof that you can put a price on dignity.

    • @shadowsadjkr8811
      @shadowsadjkr8811 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i read this comment at the exact same time where "Where my gamers at?" was said in the video

  • @zackanderson7440
    @zackanderson7440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Is this how society sees us? Damn no wonder we’re oppressed.

    • @BostonMBrand
      @BostonMBrand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I can fully get around the idea that the US government would need to hire professional gamers to help defeat an alien force using video game tactics. It’s stupid but believable in this scenario. However, you cannot tell me that the cabinet nor the chiefs of staff have never played a video game before.

  • @jasonsaldivar3684
    @jasonsaldivar3684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Can we talk about how screwed we would be if the movie used modern day games such as God of War or mortal combat or even the new avengers game...just a thought I'm gonna leave here

    • @akhonankosi4704
      @akhonankosi4704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Imagine them having to fight doomguy

    • @deltaknight2764
      @deltaknight2764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@akhonankosi4704 What you just said is pretty much the equivalent to a NUKE.

    • @blazarre7251
      @blazarre7251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      TACTICUL NUKE!! INCOMING!!!!!!

    • @afierymess2307
      @afierymess2307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@akhonankosi4704 *_Heavy Metal intensifies._*

    • @afierymess2307
      @afierymess2307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also, Avengers would have no content.

  • @c4m764
    @c4m764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You missed out my favourite scene, where our loveable heroes get cyber bullied by Max Headroom 👌

    • @scsinewport
      @scsinewport 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      WAIT REALLY????? HES IN THIS MOVIE HOLY SHIT I NEVER KNEW

  • @sheepastley
    @sheepastley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1821

    "Lets blow up Google then"
    Bing: *Stonks*

  • @Razor_Afterlife
    @Razor_Afterlife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    Remember people, this was going to be Tetris the movie

    • @matthewreynoso6904
      @matthewreynoso6904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why? The alien mothership?

    • @diegoflores3422
      @diegoflores3422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@matthewreynoso6904 nah its an odd1sout reference

    • @sixthdegreesunburn
      @sixthdegreesunburn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diegoflores3422 lmao no it isnt

    • @lifelikeafrog3233
      @lifelikeafrog3233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@matthewreynoso6904 no the movie was inspired by a video on youtube called tetris.

    • @Fallen_Family
      @Fallen_Family 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lifelikeafrog3233 not to mention the Tetris reference later where the Tetris blocks were taking down building's

  • @darkgaming6150
    @darkgaming6150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    its crazy that i grew up on this movie and loved it even more each time

    • @georgie5053
      @georgie5053 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same and I still do it’s one of my all time favorite movies and I honestly don’t understand why people hate it so much. I understand that the humor can be kinda low grade but that doesn’t mean it’s a terrible movie. Idk 🤷‍♀️

  • @thomasraines1396
    @thomasraines1396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    The only sane moment in this weird fever dream is the fact that Sandler’s character does question his friend making out with what was originally Qbert.

    • @THawkMedia
      @THawkMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And they have qbert babies.

    • @Fallen_Family
      @Fallen_Family 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya what do you mean was, they had Qbert babies which means that he was messing with Qbert and lot Lady Lisa like he thought he was

  • @renedog23
    @renedog23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Never seen this film. Grew up with Halo. That kid when he said that.
    Me: "Jesus..."

    • @spikerobot4113
      @spikerobot4113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know Adam Sandler's character is kind of the same as the kid. In the sense that he only likes one style of video games.

  • @poison6084
    @poison6084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Honestly pixels brings me those amazing 2nd grader memories it's such a classic.

  • @kirbl1153
    @kirbl1153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Diamondbolt: Makes a new video*
    Me: *SOMEBODY RINGED THE DINGSTER?*

  • @QueenNagaJacie
    @QueenNagaJacie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    “So, Let’s blow up Google”
    That made me crack

    • @kordru
      @kordru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Time to smoke you

    • @plsframey2513
      @plsframey2513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can i have some

  • @xcalibur2582
    @xcalibur2582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    5:39
    They didn’t think to get a couple of elite snipers?

  • @Puggers22
    @Puggers22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    "How do you use a cheat code by driving a car"
    Only Gamers Know

    • @pastagiovanni6527
      @pastagiovanni6527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Epic gamer moment ;)

    • @Puggers22
      @Puggers22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@pastagiovanni6527 Heck yeah

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      um easy. you use a teleporting glasses to, teleport? and it makes you unvincible? well imma true gamer and im confused.

    • @pastagiovanni6527
      @pastagiovanni6527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@spooderman6312 Careful, I said true gamer once and I got alotta backlash

    • @elimiller2188
      @elimiller2188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Use the gier shift

  • @WorlderAsh
    @WorlderAsh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    I'm just happy this wasn't made in 2019 since you know they'd cram modern gaming down your throat with fortnite

    • @randomroney1241
      @randomroney1241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And Minecraft

    • @heisenberg8460
      @heisenberg8460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ohh, endgame.

    • @Asaylum117
      @Asaylum117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh god, that would be the worst.

    • @itsmealert7936
      @itsmealert7936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know right

    • @mariajimenafigueroa233
      @mariajimenafigueroa233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or 2020, I swear, people nowadays can't look at the words "imposter" and "suspecious" without throwing 40 Among Us comments

  • @k1ttkw1snky69
    @k1ttkw1snky69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That intro was some comedy gold. I love that it satirized the TH-cam subscribe button animations, and pretentious TH-camrs.

  • @thatguytimewalker725
    @thatguytimewalker725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I’m not gonna lie, the movie made me laugh at some bits (give me a break I was younger then). But that one bit when he punched the dude out of a moving van still get me because of how fast the moment goes😂

    • @levanitamani9262
      @levanitamani9262 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea I still laugh at that part 😂😂😂

  • @MoBallin
    @MoBallin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    People: *Endgame is the best Movie Crossover*
    Me an Intellectual: *P I X E L S*

    • @NurseAmamiya
      @NurseAmamiya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What about Ready Player One?

    • @al3xthegreat075
      @al3xthegreat075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NurseAmamiya that’s the best

    • @legoman9421
      @legoman9421 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NurseAmamiya yes indeed

    • @Humanresouces
      @Humanresouces 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NurseAmamiya I can debate whether it's good or bad but it is better than this

    • @mareeeedensos6348
      @mareeeedensos6348 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even though Ready Player One has more.

  • @PinkMello64_PM64
    @PinkMello64_PM64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:01 I'm so glad I found this channel

  • @_Samm
    @_Samm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    10:01
    Adam Sandler:
    "I'm gonna do what's called a Pro gamer move"

    • @nathanpinell6274
      @nathanpinell6274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Hey you can’t do that in Donkey Kong”

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sandler's expressions and delivery on
      "I've been waiting to do this since 1982."
      Should have been badass... but no, he looks bored.

  • @benm5970
    @benm5970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    This is 1 of those movies that desperately needs a remake

    • @blazarre7251
      @blazarre7251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Without the Adam Sandler humor

    • @SynGirl32
      @SynGirl32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The movie is actually based on a five minute short that has the same concept and all the cool VFX, but no Adam Sandler (or dialogue for that matter). It's miles better.

    • @1degabyte238
      @1degabyte238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SynGirl32 wh where? I am not skeptical or anything im very interested

    • @SynGirl32
      @SynGirl32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@1degabyte238 Search "Pixels short film" on TH-cam. The film is only two minutes long.

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Maybe then it could have an actual heartfelt scene where the real Toru Iwatani confronts Pac-Man and they actually reconcile with Pac-Man nodding to his speech and then eating up into the sky.

  • @Luoogi
    @Luoogi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    9:12
    HE IS NOT A GOOMBA MARIO

  • @rowanbarker2576
    @rowanbarker2576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    We all know he's watching more Sandler movies

  • @realjohnnybunny
    @realjohnnybunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Paul Blart. President by day, Mall cop by night

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hotel transelvania frankie by dawn, president by day, mall cop by night, and gamer by sundown

    • @tymeng683
      @tymeng683 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🎉I am the father of America I am the mall police father I AM PAUL BLART🎉

    • @Greninja217
      @Greninja217 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tymeng683terrified

    • @Axmød3us
      @Axmød3us ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @CheeseBlaster
    @CheeseBlaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I watched this when I was 15 at the theatres, and I remember really liking it. Nothing amazing or anything but it was pretty fun. Looking at it now, I think the problem comes from the "Adam Sandler Humor". The concept and plot is actually can be really good if executed properly

  • @saintlucifer7250
    @saintlucifer7250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    "God I wish I could bring my waifu to life"
    Adam, stop. Aqua will never love you

    • @dimondx2008
      @dimondx2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Got that from the sky high video

    • @saintlucifer7250
      @saintlucifer7250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dimondx2008 perhaps

    • @theultimatememelord5494
      @theultimatememelord5494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And even if she did, would you really want AQUA as your girlfriend?

    • @saintlucifer7250
      @saintlucifer7250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theultimatememelord5494 exactly. Human women ftw

    • @redhood7650
      @redhood7650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@saintlucifer7250 are you insulting my snake girls?

  • @friedpasta2983
    @friedpasta2983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    “In an arcade, a building outside your house. In ancient times, they called it socializing.”
    Boomers: *Humor Switch Activated*

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      that includes social interaction and i dont support it.

    • @jindo5
      @jindo5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Well, to be fair to that joke (not that it deserves it, but bear with me) Sandler is at the age where he'd say that. It's a fucking dumb thing to say, but it fits both the character and the actor really well.

    • @philipb7400
      @philipb7400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      split screen and discord: Am i a joke to you ?

    • @zetsubou619
      @zetsubou619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@philipb7400 If you understand the phrase, using discord is not physically socializing with someone. The point it that people spend to much time on video games and never do what they need to do. For example, people hate reading books nowadays because they spend to much time on video games. Having a conversation online is completely different from a real one. Discord is not actually conversing with someone.

    • @philipb7400
      @philipb7400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zetsubou619 I disagree, my friend who i used to always talk to at school moved to New York a few yerars ago, we still talk about the same stuff and act the same with eahcother, it's like he never left. Also, talking to a friend on discord is not the same as playing a video game. You can just talk to them while playing games with them like splitscreen.

  • @Crimson.Creates
    @Crimson.Creates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Look, I've spent the day on 4Chan"

  • @beeter3588
    @beeter3588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    “Paul Blart, mall cop is President Of America”
    Ladies and gentlemen, we got em

    • @crazyplushguy2890
      @crazyplushguy2890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      C H A N G E D L I K E T H E W E A T H E R!

  • @WeedCat544
    @WeedCat544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    if "mom said it was my turn on the xbox" was a movie

  • @Ac.beastYT
    @Ac.beastYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This had me dying 4:35

  • @beeftestosterone8475
    @beeftestosterone8475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Yeah Pixels was ok but there were many men who watched "Jack and Jill." And not many survived its brutality.

    • @concubow9466
      @concubow9466 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you Beef Testosterone

  • @R.J.Productions616
    @R.J.Productions616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Imagine "Pixels 2: Reign Of Fortnite". Yeah, just kill me now for that idea

    • @andresanguianozuniga6798
      @andresanguianozuniga6798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I will not kill you, I will put you under arrest to force you to see your own MISTAKE.

    • @R.J.Productions616
      @R.J.Productions616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@andresanguianozuniga6798 Oh, but I'm not done. Instead of Adam Sandler, we get Tommy Wiseau as the main character. Now you can arrest me

    • @dexterjettster3683
      @dexterjettster3683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I want to die just thinking about it

    • @andresanguianozuniga6798
      @andresanguianozuniga6798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@R.J.Productions616 dude...Tommy saved you this time.

    • @daredevl243
      @daredevl243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You are a genius sir

  • @ulises4241
    @ulises4241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    for those wondering
    Denis Akiyama portrays Toru Iwatani, the creator of the Pac-Man franchise, while the real Iwatani has a cameo role as a repairman at the arcade the Arcarders used to play at
    so Iwatani is in this movie, but not playing himself

  • @spungman3123
    @spungman3123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    It’s funny when a movie about gamers does a scene where a kid is playing on a PS4 and the controller is clearly not on

    • @zapatron1939
      @zapatron1939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Obviously they couldn't have the kid play an 18 game

    • @spungman3123
      @spungman3123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zapatron1939 yes but is it hard to turn on a light?

    • @spungman3123
      @spungman3123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SimpSoul mega bruh

  • @alexcrimson2826
    @alexcrimson2826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Adam Sandler has some movies that aren't so bad, the problem is the excessive amount of poop and sex jokes that ruins everything

    • @scottchaison1001
      @scottchaison1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ¿?

    • @evan_luigi
      @evan_luigi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's more the writer's fault than Adam Sandler's.
      Given a good script, he can make a great part in a movie, given a bad script, and he can be the worst.

    • @hoangnguyenbui4614
      @hoangnguyenbui4614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@evan_luigi No, it's just Adam Sandler decision. He doesn't feel bothered or aware of his scripts, not even complaints. He's just rolls with it because he thought they're funny.

    • @incog0956
      @incog0956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah. In my opinion "Click" has such a good premise but the movie is barely over 5/10

  • @Cam8909onscratch
    @Cam8909onscratch หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Paul Blart Mall Cop is the President of America” 1:36 Is a sentence I would probably never have heard of in my life.

  • @MoBallin
    @MoBallin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    DiamondBolt: *Paul Blart Mall cop is the President of America*
    Me: *Thats the most American thing ive ever heard*

  • @isaiahchapman7660
    @isaiahchapman7660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I have actually never seen the Futurama episode, so I love pixels. Fight me!

  • @labratondarunisback7822
    @labratondarunisback7822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Somebody's more important"
    That line is awesome

  • @SpaceLandslip
    @SpaceLandslip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Pixels is inironicly one of my favorite movies when I was younger

    • @laundrybasketgamers
      @laundrybasketgamers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The New Animator me too

    • @georgie5053
      @georgie5053 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s still one of my favorite movies

  • @chrislee5376
    @chrislee5376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    YESSS I love this movie as a kid. YOU MAGINA. Wonder kid is the best thing ever

    • @Potato_pigeon
      @Potato_pigeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a kid? It just came out in 2015

    • @spidermaster0543
      @spidermaster0543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too! I'm glad in not the only person who actually likes this film!

    • @philipb7400
      @philipb7400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Potato_pigeon well he could had been like 10 and is now 15

    • @risenhoku
      @risenhoku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eyyy! Nice

    • @Shock3d
      @Shock3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Of course I love Pixels I saw it with my grandma and cousin's in 2015

  • @lightanddarkbros6646
    @lightanddarkbros6646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember me and my brother went to see this movie and since my parents didn’t wanna go see it my grandpa went with us. I was surprised to see Duck hunt and my brother was happy. My grandpa was in his 70’s. Either he didn’t know what was going on or slept through the whole thing. I feel so bad, that I need to apologize.

  • @mondoshusband6473
    @mondoshusband6473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I like how he keeps on calling him Paul blart- I’m dying

  • @mclegends117
    @mclegends117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “Classics like HALO” this kid spittin straight fax !!! Halo is great

    • @laundrybasketgamers
      @laundrybasketgamers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Muffin Kid not halo 5 lol

    • @DarkWolf-fg9dr
      @DarkWolf-fg9dr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, I was too poor to get those games. But I did play them at my cousin's & friend's. ;-; :p
      (This was a joke... but still true. And I still don't own an Xbox, yet.)

    • @coltforceplayz5285
      @coltforceplayz5285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Halo is legendary, except Legendary

  • @slipe17
    @slipe17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:43 DUDE! CHILL OUT

  • @SpicyM
    @SpicyM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I remember this movie and how stupid it was but I love it

    • @dakzevon1311
      @dakzevon1311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah there are some movies that are really bad, but I still get tons of entertainment from them

    • @stitches768
      @stitches768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @pepebabushki9376
      @pepebabushki9376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, and I don't even know why lol

    • @Jnroyston07
      @Jnroyston07 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah tbh I get a good laughs

  • @hwelse
    @hwelse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I remember seeing this in theatres and getting so excited over that Q-Bert kiss scene that I jumped up and down in my seat, exclaiming that he was, believe it or not, kissing Q-Bert.
    _The sweet embrace of death could not come soon enough._

  • @thelegodoctor932
    @thelegodoctor932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:18 the character of Iwatani was played by an actor, Denis Akiyama. However, as shown on that imdb page, he did cameo as a repair man in the initial flashback scene.

  • @arctrooperjesse7582
    @arctrooperjesse7582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    This movie is just screaming to be relevant,but it's aged worst than the ps1.
    R.I.P

    • @scrapbonniefnaf4645
      @scrapbonniefnaf4645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought it was pretty good

    • @JordansScript
      @JordansScript 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It Was Made 5 Years Ago Jeez

    • @sharzinlalebazri5673
      @sharzinlalebazri5673 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You take that back right now. Symphony of the Night and Crash Team Racing are GOATs.

    • @arctrooperjesse7582
      @arctrooperjesse7582 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Chilly Chase anyone who puts pixels over the godfather shouldn't be allowed to have a TH-cam account 😂😂

    • @matthewhunter1193
      @matthewhunter1193 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JordansScript Its somehow even lamer today, than it already was back in 2015, how is that even possible?

  • @dsnever3041
    @dsnever3041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    ‘Where my gamers at’- Paul Blart Mall Cop

    • @terancetan5503
      @terancetan5503 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Since Trump became president, I feel as though that would be something he'd say.

  • @lumren1829
    @lumren1829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Where my gamers at?" Best movie quote ever.

  • @flame-bx7hc
    @flame-bx7hc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I was waiting for this...

  • @jakey_906
    @jakey_906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    DiamondBolt:WHY ARE THE VISUAL EFFECTS SO GOOD ITS SO UNFAIR!
    9:47
    Nevermind
    --DiamondBolt 2020

  • @absolutemadlad5662
    @absolutemadlad5662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    10:44
    *proceeds to call the doomslayer*

    • @AlexandruCatrina-bk6jg
      @AlexandruCatrina-bk6jg ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone call the doom slayer there's q*Bert babies that trying to bring hell on earth

  • @wadewilson3296
    @wadewilson3296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    7:42 : When you get a Christmas present shaped like a bionicle, but it’s not surge 2.0

  • @sebastianuglyrat
    @sebastianuglyrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    if you heard someone say “Oh Yeah, PAC-Man and Donkey Kong are in the same movie” you would think that the movie is good, but no

  • @cubbyduck9018
    @cubbyduck9018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    8:30 I played last of us when I was 6 and now I’m 10 and it’s still my fav video game but the second one sucks

  • @shaykhmhssi3246
    @shaykhmhssi3246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    It's an amazing concept, has great effects, and then just completely misses the mark.

    • @clerklyant2983
      @clerklyant2983 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      only missed the mark by ten miles

  • @GenericProtagonist118
    @GenericProtagonist118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Classics? You mean like halo and call of duty?"
    This kid does know that other video games exist right?

  • @imdan441
    @imdan441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:54 really reminds me of jobbythehong for some reason 😂😂🤣

  • @kadebrockhausen
    @kadebrockhausen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I remember watching this as a kid when it came out and bring really excited for it, and afterwards I was just like, "wow"
    "That REALLY sucked"