5:33 Imagine being Koopa Troopa minding your own business until the red shell in front of you turns around to try and hit a screaming hamburger going backwards with a thundercloud but instead hits you.
the fact that he could've corrected himself so he at least doesn't drive in circles 3 times but didn't do it and just kept going and then complained about losing is hilarious though 😂
The ranking system works differently than you think. It's not based on what you rank overall it actually depends on how well you do in races. i.e not going off road too much, not bumping or hitting corners and not getting hit with enemy items. Took me some googling before I realised why I kept getting B ranks with straight first place. Hope this helps if he wants better rankings in future videos.
He is not unlucky at all. He is literal trash. The man is getting 8th on 50cc he sucks i want him to see this and fuel his rage. You suck Poof. I love you.
When it comes to unlocking characters from Time Trials, we already know he's gonna take much longer than necessary due to needlessly resetting good enough times over and over again just because he hit a wall or something (like how he did with the going pro in Wii Sports series resetting every time he wasn't getting a perfect game in bowling) and I am absolutely here for it.
I just need to say that I've been watching poof for about a year now and 5:25 is by far the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life, I replayed it so many times and I literally recorded my screen to show my friend 💀
I swear every time he tries to follow a guide it ruins him because he can't be bothered to pay any attention to context, tries to do one part of it wrongly, then complains.
The ranks in this game are based on things such as what place you get, how many obstacles you hit, how much you drive off road etc. In order to get a star rank or higher, you have to get first place with 60 points.
I think the ranking takes into consideration the amount of times you bump into walls or fall off the track, at least when it comes to star rankings. so u basically score higher the cleaner you drive
hearing poofesure being calm is like being paranoid that there is a maniac with a bomb strapped on him that will explode any time at any random moment in the middle of the crowd
That sad scene at 5:20 was hilarious. With your earrape screams and god awful luck and controls omg I haven’t laughed out loud like that in a long time XDXDXDXDXD
I did this back in 5th grade with a PS3 controller on my older brothers desktop in less than a week. Now I can't even get through a grand prix without some type of BS
Beef boss going backwards on dk summit will be the funniest thing I've seen on the channel yet. I have not laughed till I cried in a long time. Thanks wii motion controls
By the way, to get a star rank, you need to get 1st on most if not all races and then don't fall off or get hit by too many items or hit too many walls. Also if you press + on the GP select screen you can use bikes.
I think the rank also has to do with how much time during the race you spend ACTUALLY IN FIRST, not just at the end. Which means it may behoove you to pick a faster vehicle that can get in front early and evade/be lucky enough you can stay there.
Every time poof plays this game as he’s going along early I always think “wow, Poof has actually gotten somewhat kinda good at this game after all this time.” And then something like 5:25 somehow happens.
Can’t believe Mario Kart Wii is over 15 years old. I’ve never actually played the Mario Kart games but I’ve seen a lot of videos of Mario Kart 8. These games are interesting.
I'm trying to get 200cc time trials done in MK8D, and I struggle just as much as you do (just replace breaking things with potential heart attacks), so anything is possible.
who believes i can do it
Me
Me
Me
Doubtful poof
Me daddy poofy
5:26 is probably the funniest series of events through this entire series😂😂
Can only happen to Poof
Fax. I was dying
I'm Crying xD
That might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
it sounded like someone was tickling his balls and asshole at the same time with that scream
5:33 Imagine being Koopa Troopa minding your own business until the red shell in front of you turns around to try and hit a screaming hamburger going backwards with a thundercloud but instead hits you.
That koopa must be raging as well
5:23 i knew from the way the kart was positioned beef boss was set up for failure. 😂
the fact that he could've corrected himself so he at least doesn't drive in circles 3 times but didn't do it and just kept going and then complained about losing is hilarious though 😂
He unintentionally skateboarded lmao
it's so impressive how Poof can consistently snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
This comment is highly underrated 😂
I completely skipped over the switching of words when I first read this. Underrated comment
Why is this so funny?!
He literally won every cup he attempted in this video.
@@isaiahrosner3780 (with *3* attempts on some)
Poof is the man that can re use titles and still be relevant
Poof can make the lowest quality thumbnails and still get views
He’s a W TH-camr
Yes
For real tho
Because they’re straight to the point?
All he had to do was let go of drift and he continued driving backwards, had me rolling 5:26
I'm fucking dead 😂😂😂😂😂
He'll never learn.
The ranking system works differently than you think. It's not based on what you rank overall it actually depends on how well you do in races. i.e not going off road too much, not bumping or hitting corners and not getting hit with enemy items. Took me some googling before I realised why I kept getting B ranks with straight first place. Hope this helps if he wants better rankings in future videos.
Omg that’s such a nightmare 😭
I honestly hate that wtf Nintendo
I get it, but that's also so evil lmao
i was about to comment this so thank you haha
@@discountweebho its not hard at all specially in 50cc lol
@@sangan3202 not at all. I easily got all three star ratings in 50cc it's everything else that's the challenge.
5:22 I couldn't breathe. That was actually legendary
Lol that was prob the funniest moment out of this series
5:26 Beef Boss just went from Mario Kart to Tony Hawk Pro Skater
Tony Hawk Kart Racer
Tony Hawk Pro Driver
“how is that just an ‘A’?”
also poof: backs up to see whatever the hell daisy was doing
Only Poof can question how he does not get an Star despite turning around to look at someone
@@poweredvoltage3213because he kept falling off the track
Obviously
Hitting the brakes and turning around is also why he didn’t get a star
Poof is so unlucky with these games, it’s actually quite impressive.
skill issue
He's also just really bad sometimes
@@ndunks not sometimes ALL the time lol but I love him for that
He is not unlucky at all. He is literal trash. The man is getting 8th on 50cc he sucks i want him to see this and fuel his rage. You suck Poof. I love you.
@@ticandy8549 you do know he does that on purpose right?
5:25 My absolute favorite Poofesure rage moment of all time! 😂😂😂
Watching Poof 100% Mario Kart Wii is like beating a game and then doing all the side quests.
Its the gift that keeps on giving :)
When it comes to unlocking characters from Time Trials, we already know he's gonna take much longer than necessary due to needlessly resetting good enough times over and over again just because he hit a wall or something (like how he did with the going pro in Wii Sports series resetting every time he wasn't getting a perfect game in bowling) and I am absolutely here for it.
15:24 him asking if it was Luigi was how people talk to their kids and pets after they did something bad XD
16:21 DAISY WTF 💀😭😭 in tears
Laughing my ass off at 5:26 to the point where I was hurting and cramping, holy shit
I could not breathe 😂
I laughed so bad 😭
Dude I had tears in my eyes and a headache from laughing so hard! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Beef starting to just do half-pipe tricks right infront of the finish line and poof screaming is the funniest thing
5:25 I legitimately cannot believe this could ever happen to someone and yet it did. Im dying of laughter man
5:07 onwards has got to be the most disgusting run of luck poof has ever had to endure on this channel
Nah man. That was straight up just a skill issue.
its why you should never use wii wheel
@@Sancnea can this meme die
@@TOBYSHERIDANWHITEPOWER Where's the meme? I was dead serious.
Well, or you can actually stop excusing his extremely bad skill with "bad luck" all the time
13:09 are we just gonna ignore that there's a literal statue of Matt in the background? He could be referencing Maat, Egyptian goddess of justice
if you unlock a mii character in mkw then you start seeing mii characters. He has a mii of matt
13:44 there’s also another sphinx that has a weird name
@@amriel422 one of these days I will have an Opal sphinx in the background
@@opalyasu7159 gl
6:01 that laugh 😂
I've binged through the mkwii videos. Someone PLEASE teach this man how to play this game 😭
Him and Troy should get Together and switch places, poof plays on the pro account and Troy plays poofs account.
Beef Boss continuing to drive backwards while poof yells at him is one of the funniest things on the Mario kart series
Him trying to call beef boss like a dog was hilarious
5:25 Made me laugh so hard😂😂
To make things 10x better he even got the thundercloud somehow 😂
"I'd be getting less shit at the bottom of a fucking porta potty" new senior quote
I just need to say that I've been watching poof for about a year now and 5:25 is by far the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life, I replayed it so many times and I literally recorded my screen to show my friend 💀
5:26 may be the hardest I’ve ever laughed
Poof: About to finish the race
Beef Boss: "I haven't jumped around on the snowboard course enough"
13:57 that was actually scary lol
As I clicked on that, I got an ad where this guy’s head exploded into confetti (But I know what you were talking about)
Thank you Poof for keep playing Mario Kart Wii and having mental breakdowns just for our entertainment
14:14. Wonder how jealous Beef Boss was by seeing that billboard of Abby & Matt.
10:38
Poofesure’s *OH MY GAD* never gets old
lol I agree
Poof not realizing that the coconut mall shortcut is offroad and needs a mushroom to get through:
I swear every time he tries to follow a guide it ruins him because he can't be bothered to pay any attention to context, tries to do one part of it wrongly, then complains.
I know he doesnt even comment on the fact the carpet is making him drive slower. Im surprised he didnt blame it on beef boss XD
14:14 Did anyone else notice the billboard with Abby being Peach and her thinking of Matt (Replacing Mario)
Tomodachi life lore 😮
Abby ain't loyal!
Looks more like the moon lol
A new saga begins, I cannot wait to see the rage that comes next
5:41 poof blames anything but himself for his actions on a Wii remote
Start of chaos- 3:15
End of Poof- 5:22
5:20 when he started going backwards🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
16:25 i love how when poof tries to look at daisy being stuck but while he turns on the minimap she just respawns lmao
It’s always fun to watch dk summit working as intended
That DK Summit race was the best Mario Kart race I've ever seen. Dear God, I can't stop laughing
jesus christ you going through that coconut mall shortcut with no mushroom was PAINFUL
5:23 - 5:40 this whole sequence is gold
I’m thinking 00:00 to 18:12 is the best sequence :D
Beef Boss’s last words were “Yay!”
“Stupid shy border” and then Beef Boss goes rogue again
Waluigi’s laugh out of nowhere at 6:51 made me crack up but also when poof kept going backwards and forwards on the snow map😂
And then you hear him falling off the track 3 seconds later XD
The ranks in this game are based on things such as what place you get, how many obstacles you hit, how much you drive off road etc. In order to get a star rank or higher, you have to get first place with 60 points.
5:49 was me the entire time when 100% this game
Yes
Bruh the end of that race at DK Summit had me wheezing! 🤣
6:51 - In loving memory of Toad, Poof's arch nemesis.
Waluigi laughed about it, by the way.
I just noticed that lmao, and how low qual it looks made it funnier.
5:30 onoly poof could do something like that
Can we appreciate how many times he got hit by any kind of shell?
2:24 “If only I could make my short” I think we knew what he was about to say there
"this is gonna be easy"
*finishes DK Summit*
14:20 I know people from Australia, I can confirm they do drive on the wrong side
The fact he didn't break a Wii remote after the DK Summit race is a miracle.
When he says unlock everything makes me laugh since he’s going to have a hard time getting Mii Outfit B with those expert staff ghosts
3:05 I didn't miss that Zac Brown Band reference. Good taste Poof
Poofesure: I don't I get a star rank????
Also poofesure: falls off the track every 2 seconds
5:26 Asks Beef Boss if he’s this stupid, yet he’s controlling him. 😂
I think the ranking takes into consideration the amount of times you bump into walls or fall off the track, at least when it comes to star rankings. so u basically score higher the cleaner you drive
5:28 literally made me laugh the hardest i’ve laughed at a youtube video in a while
5:25 normal experience on this track in 200cc MK8DX
5:26 is just pure comedy gold
hearing poofesure being calm is like being paranoid that there is a maniac with a bomb strapped on him that will explode any time at any random moment in the middle of the crowd
beef boss thinks he's supposed to be doing ramp tricks at 5:27 🤣🤣
5:26 i’ve never laughed so hard
That sad scene at 5:20 was hilarious. With your earrape screams and god awful luck and controls omg I haven’t laughed out loud like that in a long time XDXDXDXDXD
2:29 you needed a mushroom
Only Poof manages to not get first on every race in 50cc lmao
hearing poof screaming at mario kart makes me feel alive
5:15
Funny thing is that screen broadcasted Poof’s driving for everyone to see. 😂
9:27 had me scared for a sec
BEEF BOSS’S FACE HAD ME BARREL ROLLING DOWN THE STAIRS 💀💀💀
I did this back in 5th grade with a PS3 controller on my older brothers desktop in less than a week. Now I can't even get through a grand prix without some type of BS
50 cc,driving a slow cart,and ahead of everyone in a easy race track,what can possibly go wrong.
Poofesure somehow messes up: 5:25 😂😂😂
oh boy, seeing Poofesure try time trials to unlock characters will be hilarious
Beef boss going backwards on dk summit will be the funniest thing I've seen on the channel yet. I have not laughed till I cried in a long time. Thanks wii motion controls
5:26 was the hardest I’ve laughed in soooooo long😭😂😂
“Do you think any of these courses will be a challenge for me?” *immediately hit by blue shell and lightning’d mid air*
By the way, to get a star rank, you need to get 1st on most if not all races and then don't fall off or get hit by too many items or hit too many walls. Also if you press + on the GP select screen you can use bikes.
That's insane
@@keezydot4269 I've currently gotten 1 star rank on 50 and 100 cc so I gotta do 150 now, rainbow road is painful
@@samuraimaster321 my goodness bro
@@keezydot4269 it's not that bad but you need to do like 12 mins of racing to just see you get an A rank lol
5:14 to 5:44 is the funniest 30 seconds I've ever seen on this channel.
I think the rank also has to do with how much time during the race you spend ACTUALLY IN FIRST, not just at the end. Which means it may behoove you to pick a faster vehicle that can get in front early and evade/be lucky enough you can stay there.
5:25 the single GREATEST chain of events in Poof history
Just wait until poof realizes that to get a star rank means you have to play well not just place well
Every time poof plays this game as he’s going along early I always think “wow, Poof has actually gotten somewhat kinda good at this game after all this time.” And then something like 5:25 somehow happens.
You're not unlocking everything lmao
5:26 beef boss is going backwards. It made me so funny. When beef boss goes backwards.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
im pretty sure poofesure is the only guy for when the difficulty setting is easier the game gets harder
5:21 - Thanks a lot, Shy-Boarder!
Bad for Poof, but GREAT for us!
Thank you rock 🥺 was so genuine. 10:10
0:58 Poofesure should totally voice Yoshi in the Mario movie sequel
Someone should tell Poof that Japan drives on the left side of the road
10:24 the most amazing sound I've ever heard 😃
HE’S DOING MARIO KART AGAIN??
14:30
Poof: That was... stupid.
Beef Boss: yEaHh!!!
Can’t believe Mario Kart Wii is over 15 years old. I’ve never actually played the Mario Kart games but I’ve seen a lot of videos of Mario Kart 8. These games are interesting.
I'm trying to get 200cc time trials done in MK8D, and I struggle just as much as you do (just replace breaking things with potential heart attacks), so anything is possible.
Let’s go! The series isn’t over yet!
Glad to see that Mario Kart Wii, like Wii Sports and Wii Party, will never be abandoned on Poof’s channel.
1:16 it’s his Tomodachi Life catchphrase