Standard practice for murdering turkeys is hanging them by their feet on the assembly line and passing them through a spinning blade that slices their necks open, while fully conscious and bleeding out they're boiled alive as to loosen their feathers and ready them for human greed. This happens to millions and billions of animals each year because humans want to continue their selfish traditions and cause a repeated cycle of breeding animals for profits and violence.
Cheese. It's made from milk that was stolen from a mother cow that she intended to use for her calf. The stages of dairy production are rape, farmers masturbate pulls to collect sperm and then use their hands to insert the sperm into a female cow in order to impregnate her. After 9 months pregnancy her child is kidnapped on behalf of people who support stealing milk from cows to fulfill their selfish pleasure. Cows only produce milk when pregnant so this is why the raping process takes place. You may not have known because society wants to cover up these atrocities as you blindly support these disgusting industries and give them your money. After pregnancy male newborns are murdered for veal which is an alternative word for baby cow flesh, the female newborn is kept and raised by the dairy industry to become a milking and rape slave just like her mother. This all happens on behalf of the people who continue to turn a blind eye to what animals endure and won't take action on the atrocities that they are supporting.
Chickens have a life span of up to 10 years but the ones on your plate lived for about 40 days. The pig that you call bacon can live up to more than 20 years but they're killed within 6 months for your taste pleasure. As long as you're not vegan, you're eating babies...
@@nikokuma1087 yea, Mario Kart 7 had SNES Rainbow Road as the last track of Lightning Cup and Mario Kart 8 had N64 Rainbow Road there. The bottom row cups since Mario Kart DS were always retro tracks (I guess Mario Kart 8 kinda broke that pattern since there's way more cups now)
@@markymark443 mario kart 8 had dlc for the legend of Zelda and animal crossing when it was first released on the Wii U, which is the reason the last 4 cups aren't purely retro tracks. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for the Nintendo Switch just included the cups in the game for free, which is why it seems odd that they even exist.
@@MonoChrome31 Been a while since I last played ppt, mainly because I have it on the switch and I don't have nintendo switch online to play, well, online
You have to be a heavyweight character to use the Phantom, hence why they said it's a "large bike". Or you can just make beef boss tall and obese in the Mii Channel to make him a heavyweight.
He’s just trying to not fall off, usually when you do that stuff you seriously risk falling off. He’s relying more on the AI messing up while he plays it safe. Which definitely worked
@@jamescarrotcsl8 Yeah I've noticed it's off sometimes. Like on some races I counted the seconds in my head after I passed the line and after 3 seconds none of the CPUs had crossed the line, yet for some reason it only showed like 1-2 second difference in my finishing time and theirs. Like wtf?
The CPU finish times are typically correct but are very wrong on some specific tracks. Tracks like Grumble Volcano, Rainbow Road, and N64 Bowser’s all have slower finish times than what the minimap shows, while Coconut Mall has much faster times
In order to beat "Mirror Mode" you have to get first place in all the cups. Edit: You also have to star each cup. Thanks to LSTNSCRFN for mentioning that.
@@symptomofsouls Correct, although the time requirements aren't just raw time. Actions such as landing hits with strategic items (ones that take some skill to get a hit with, such as green shells, bananas, fake item boxes, etc.) give you a time bonus, along with non-strategic items (red shells, blue shells, POW blocks, etc.). However, hitting walls or falling out of bounds will increase the effective time. Offroad is a little different, IIRC while on offroad you get a 2.5x time multiplier for the time you remain on it *unless* you have some boost active while on offroad. AFAIK there are 3 different course performance tiers, and the main target is getting first place and meeting the first effective time requirement on each course in a cup. You can still get an E even if you get first place on every race, which I typically get while playing on a 99,999cc mod. There should be some video explaining how to get 3 stars on every cup, but TH-cam doesn't like it when you post links and I don't have the link to said video, so you'll have to search it up.
12:16 the reason he got a bullet bill in 6th place was because the way items are given depends on the placement when you get the item box. He was actually in 8th place when he opened the item box, and that is the rarest placement to get the bullet bill with only a 10% chance of obtaining it. Then he caught up to 6th place after he got the item box, so he got really lucky with the item probabilities. The video is cut off at that moment when he received the item box, so it just seemed like he got the bullet bill in a higher position.
Raging and funny moments: 2:05 "My memory span is less than a month!" 2:14 "WHY???" 4:22 "That's what we've been waiting for!" 5:45 "Aye yaeyaeyaeyaeyaeyaeyae... AYE YAEYAEYAEYAEYAEYAEYAE" 6:13 Poofesure lectures Waluigi 6:33 Poofesure clutches the finish 7:54 Dumb fall 8:26 Dumber fall 8:33 "Where are we going!!!" 10:24 The nightmare of any mario kart player 11:43-11:57 Triple Threat 13:14 Beef Boss vs Car 13:48 Beef Boss strikes back and knocks over cars 14:18 It is definitely bad news 14:34 Beef Boss vs POW vs Finish line 15:32 Is it ok??? 16:42 "Why are you all so FAST???!!!!!!!!!" 16:50 Bullet clutch
I just wanna say thank you Poofesure for actually making good content because I cannot find 1 thing to watch half of the time, then after a while I come back to your channel, and I find like 6 videos to watch, so thank you.
I would highly recommend that you try out a nunchuck for this game. It is a lot easier to control, and you are able to multitask so much easier and do some of the things that you couldn’t in the video. Personally, I think this would really help because when I switched to a nunchuck, I maxed out all of my accounts and enjoyed the game a lot more
Agreed. In the competitive MKW community, the Wii Wheel’s use is generally discouraged due to motion controls being quite jank (unless, of course, you’ve been playing with it for 10 years and have mastered using it!)
I need to see Poof try to unlock every mario kart wii character. The amount of effort it takes is enough to give funny moments and also he needs to race time trials ghosts as well.
Poofesure is back with another Mario Kart Wii Uploads. Love the content, thank you so much for the videos Hope you had a very Merry Christmas, and best of luck in the New Year.
The meta me and my friends would do is make our Miis as short as possible in the Mii Channel, then when you go into Mario Kart Wii, you have access to a really good motorcycle only available to small characters like Toad. That's right. Entire vehicles are locked behind the mass of a character.
Poof: *play Mirror Mode* *Me - (NOT to show off but…):* "I got an rank 1 - 3 stars on all 32 courses for each… 50cc, 100cc, 150cc & Mirror Mode Grand Prix b4!!!”
Beef boss is a medium character, you can only ride the phantom if you make beefboss a large character. Just increase his size on the mii channel, then he’ll be a large, and drive the phantom.
Congrats Poof! You deserve it, and once you finish getting first place overall for all of the cups, I challenge you to go back and get first place on every single race in each cup to try and go for a 3 star rank.
Lol, there’s more to getting three stars in every cup than just getting first place in every race in this game. It’s not like MK8 where you just need to get first in all four races.
i didn’t actually do that good i just didn’t do as bad
Standard practice for murdering turkeys is hanging them by their feet on the assembly line and passing them through a spinning blade that slices their necks open, while fully conscious and bleeding out they're boiled alive as to loosen their feathers and ready them for human greed. This happens to millions and billions of animals each year because humans want to continue their selfish traditions and cause a repeated cycle of breeding animals for profits and violence.
Cheese. It's made from milk that was stolen from a mother cow that she intended to use for her calf. The stages of dairy production are rape, farmers masturbate pulls to collect sperm and then use their hands to insert the sperm into a female cow in order to impregnate her. After 9 months pregnancy her child is kidnapped on behalf of people who support stealing milk from cows to fulfill their selfish pleasure. Cows only produce milk when pregnant so this is why the raping process takes place. You may not have known because society wants to cover up these atrocities as you blindly support these disgusting industries and give them your money. After pregnancy male newborns are murdered for veal which is an alternative word for baby cow flesh, the female newborn is kept and raised by the dairy industry to become a milking and rape slave just like her mother. This all happens on behalf of the people who continue to turn a blind eye to what animals endure and won't take action on the atrocities that they are supporting.
Chickens have a life span of up to 10 years but the ones on your plate lived for about 40 days. The pig that you call bacon can live up to more than 20 years but they're killed within 6 months for your taste pleasure. As long as you're not vegan, you're eating babies...
play kung fu panda on the wii
ok
I love how every time Poof hops back onto Mario Kart Wii he forgets Rainbow Road is on Special Cup rather than Lighting Cup
as far as i remember, most mario kart after this one also have a version of rainbow road in the lighting cup
@@nikokuma1087 yea, Mario Kart 7 had SNES Rainbow Road as the last track of Lightning Cup and Mario Kart 8 had N64 Rainbow Road there. The bottom row cups since Mario Kart DS were always retro tracks (I guess Mario Kart 8 kinda broke that pattern since there's way more cups now)
@@markymark443 mario kart 8 had dlc for the legend of Zelda and animal crossing when it was first released on the Wii U, which is the reason the last 4 cups aren't purely retro tracks. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for the Nintendo Switch just included the cups in the game for free, which is why it seems odd that they even exist.
@@MonoChrome31 Been a while since I last played ppt, mainly because I have it on the switch and I don't have nintendo switch online to play, well, online
@@MonoChrome31 My best is 1:20.06. Don't know how good that is, but I felt like I was on a roll at the time
"I hate how those things get faster when you're coming"
-Poofesure, 2022
But that’s what she wants me to do
*CARELESS WHISPER BLARES*
That's what she said
AyO sUsSy
relatable ig
…. wii wii
wii wii
Wiiiiiii
wii
Wii wii
HA! Wii wii
Poof: i unlocked a large bike
Also Poof, selecting a medium weight character: where’s the bike
Heavyweight right
It’s nice seeing Poof end with a win after all the past moments of trauma, anger and rage. It rarely comes by
wii wii
You have to be a heavyweight character to use the Phantom, hence why they said it's a "large bike". Or you can just make beef boss tall and obese in the Mii Channel to make him a heavyweight.
i feel like beef boss should be obese anyway
He’s zhort
Short
2:17
“I hate how those things get faster when your coming”
I thought he was gonna make something dirty out of that but it was just silence 😂😂😂
As a Mario kart wii try hard , him not doing wheelies and not taking tight turns is just….. *eye twitch*
And not doing POW dodges
...And using the Wii Wheel.
@@BirchMonkey857 the wii wheel is superior
He’s just trying to not fall off, usually when you do that stuff you seriously risk falling off. He’s relying more on the AI messing up while he plays it safe. Which definitely worked
and not tricking 😭😭 bro missed so many potential speed boosts
9:53 rip toad 💀 took his life from falling off the rainbow 😔😔😔
Whenever he posts a Mario Kart video, I know that I'll have a good time.
I’ll be amazed when I finally see the day he plays Mario Kart 7.
same
@Nike Jordan Guy 21 I'll die happy if he ever plays my childhood game and rages off of it :D
@@Catpaw616 what is your childhood game?
@Nike Jordan Guy 21 Mario Kart 7. I loved that game. I played it more than any other 3Ds game at the time
I love the moments where Poofesure is a calm and then screams after something happens 😂
14:08 can we talk about how ridiculously close everyone was that race😳
Is it not estimated, or computer guesstimated?
@@FritzHitz yeah its just blantly incorrect you can get cpu times of 99:99:99 on some courses
@@jamescarrotcsl8 Yeah I've noticed it's off sometimes. Like on some races I counted the seconds in my head after I passed the line and after 3 seconds none of the CPUs had crossed the line, yet for some reason it only showed like 1-2 second difference in my finishing time and theirs. Like wtf?
Look on the mini map rather than the times. They weren't even close to being close together.
The CPU finish times are typically correct but are very wrong on some specific tracks. Tracks like Grumble Volcano, Rainbow Road, and N64 Bowser’s all have slower finish times than what the minimap shows, while Coconut Mall has much faster times
I love almost going to bed and then a poof vid comes up.
Whenever Poofesure uploads a Mario Kart video, I immediately get anxious to hear him practice auditioning to play Joker! 😂
I can hear poof’s brain doing the AOL startup when he realized he already completed the rainbow road track in mirror mode
A rare optimistic video about mirror mode? Massive W!
Good luck on beating mirror mode, it’s a huge pain but very fun in the end!
0:20 "look like some wild rice"
WILD RICE 🤣🤣🤣
Dude I could be having the worst day and this guy makes it all better with a single video. You are a gem on craptube.
In order to beat "Mirror Mode" you have to get first place in all the cups.
Edit: You also have to star each cup. Thanks to LSTNSCRFN for mentioning that.
And Star in every cup
@@LSTNSCRFN Forgot about that.
Well how do you start the cups
@@letsgogame6178 1st in every race minimum, plus you need to beat them fast enough
@@symptomofsouls Correct, although the time requirements aren't just raw time. Actions such as landing hits with strategic items (ones that take some skill to get a hit with, such as green shells, bananas, fake item boxes, etc.) give you a time bonus, along with non-strategic items (red shells, blue shells, POW blocks, etc.). However, hitting walls or falling out of bounds will increase the effective time. Offroad is a little different, IIRC while on offroad you get a 2.5x time multiplier for the time you remain on it *unless* you have some boost active while on offroad. AFAIK there are 3 different course performance tiers, and the main target is getting first place and meeting the first effective time requirement on each course in a cup. You can still get an E even if you get first place on every race, which I typically get while playing on a 99,999cc mod. There should be some video explaining how to get 3 stars on every cup, but TH-cam doesn't like it when you post links and I don't have the link to said video, so you'll have to search it up.
Poofesure be auditioning for a villain role like: “Wanna know.. how I got these… *mental* scars?”
Poofesure is in such a great mood until one bad thing happens to him while he is playing.
Poofesure: *in 12th place* Give me a bullet!
The Mystery Box: Three Mushrooms, take it or leave it!
12:16 the reason he got a bullet bill in 6th place was because the way items are given depends on the placement when you get the item box. He was actually in 8th place when he opened the item box, and that is the rarest placement to get the bullet bill with only a 10% chance of obtaining it. Then he caught up to 6th place after he got the item box, so he got really lucky with the item probabilities. The video is cut off at that moment when he received the item box, so it just seemed like he got the bullet bill in a higher position.
Seeing Poofesure beating Mirror Mode will be the ultimate anime ending
Nah, seeing him get 3-star ranks on every cup would be
Seeing Poofesure suffering: This makes me happy
Always. I legit get bummed when he does well.
Weird
Raging and funny moments:
2:05 "My memory span is less than a month!"
2:14 "WHY???"
4:22 "That's what we've been waiting for!"
5:45 "Aye yaeyaeyaeyaeyaeyaeyae... AYE YAEYAEYAEYAEYAEYAEYAE"
6:13 Poofesure lectures Waluigi
6:33 Poofesure clutches the finish
7:54 Dumb fall
8:26 Dumber fall
8:33 "Where are we going!!!"
10:24 The nightmare of any mario kart player
11:43-11:57 Triple Threat
13:14 Beef Boss vs Car
13:48 Beef Boss strikes back and knocks over cars
14:18 It is definitely bad news
14:34 Beef Boss vs POW vs Finish line
15:32 Is it ok???
16:42 "Why are you all so FAST???!!!!!!!!!"
16:50 Bullet clutch
thanks
9:53 - Toad wasn't watching where he was going.
15:12 - You took the words right out of my mouth.
I just wanna say thank you Poofesure for actually making good content because I cannot find 1 thing to watch half of the time, then after a while I come back to your channel, and I find like 6 videos to watch, so thank you.
This is a certified hood classic
13:48 MY GOODNESS HE DID IT AGAIN!1!1!
11:16 I’m proud of you for having such good taste 😉😉
7:33 santa pissed off after he forgets his presents
I would highly recommend that you try out a nunchuck for this game. It is a lot easier to control, and you are able to multitask so much easier and do some of the things that you couldn’t in the video. Personally, I think this would really help because when I switched to a nunchuck, I maxed out all of my accounts and enjoyed the game a lot more
Agreed. In the competitive MKW community, the Wii Wheel’s use is generally discouraged due to motion controls being quite jank (unless, of course, you’ve been playing with it for 10 years and have mastered using it!)
@@wmpowell8 virgin classic controller main vs the chad wii wheel main
@@sawgiiechad wii wheel vs giga chad GameCube controller
@@thekernel69 only the best for us on the sigma male claw playing grindset
@@sawgiie wii weel is shit lmao
A 17 minute video isn’t enough. I need a whole 10 hour video to be satisfied. The contents too good!
0:21 made me laugh more than I have at one of your videos in a long time, and it was just a throwaway comment
2:56 I actually love so much how they added these jump parts back in the MK8DX DLC
I am seriously invested in this series
0:01 Your voice would have been way better for Mario then Chris Pratt for the new super Mario bros movie
I swear these mario kart videos are the only thing i look forward to
same! all other videos are meh
There were so many close calls, 15:15 being my favorite
I think Toad was mad that you didn’t use his wii remote so he wouldn’t leave you alone in Mario kart
Poofesure, to stop the item roulette, just hit up or down on the d-pad. Sometimes you can't always wait for the roulette.
4:47 Rubberbanding my guy!
Great job. LOVE your mantra of "dont do anything stupid"
You don't have to be good. You just have to be better than everyone else.
8:45/13:49 BAM! Shock dodge!
9:54 Toad fell off the edge! XD
“This is bad news bad news bad news” is the best line
I need to see Poof try to unlock every mario kart wii character. The amount of effort it takes is enough to give funny moments and also he needs to race time trials ghosts as well.
“You put on some weight, Princess Peach? Jesus” 😂😂
Poofesure is back with another Mario Kart Wii Uploads. Love the content, thank you so much for the videos
Hope you had a very Merry Christmas, and best of luck in the New Year.
Alternate title: trying to lose in mario kart wii mirror mode and failing miserably
'It's me and toad and then the rest of the world'
It's revenge for breaking the road wii remote
4:29
i love when i go on youtube and i see that poofesure posted a new vid
This is really just Poof messing up but a bullet bill clutches it up for him for 17 minutes.
idk if it’s just me but it’s weird to see poof actually be decent in this game
as someone who has all gold medals on every race on my account, mirror mode lightning cup was by far the hardest to get.
Well done poof, your training has paid off
The meta me and my friends would do is make our Miis as short as possible in the Mii Channel, then when you go into Mario Kart Wii, you have access to a really good motorcycle only available to small characters like Toad.
That's right. Entire vehicles are locked behind the mass of a character.
Poof: *play Mirror Mode*
*Me - (NOT to show off but…):* "I got an rank 1 - 3 stars on all 32 courses for each… 50cc, 100cc, 150cc & Mirror Mode Grand Prix b4!!!”
16:42
Me: Because everytime you play the game, you use Beef Boss instead of a Mario character
each time i see a new Poofesure Mario Kart video in my recommended, my hand's moving without my conciousness to click on it
Toad's instant karma on Rainbow Road made my night.
Only heavyweight characters can ride The Phantom.
Beef Boss is a middleweight.
I’m loving these Mario Kart videos, keep em coming
This is a certified Poofesure MK Wii classic
Perfect timing for snacking right after I left work
Poofesure at 2 am hits different
"I'll just go in the hole!" - Poof, 2022
Beef boss is a medium character, you can only ride the phantom if you make beefboss a large character. Just increase his size on the mii channel, then he’ll be a large, and drive the phantom.
Recently found this channel, going from mkwii vids from 2 years ago in my recommended to this is nice to see. Glad he’s gotten *a little better.
11:46/11:54 - You weren't bombed. You were "star-ed".
i love the mario kart wii vids. this made me day bro
I like when he uploads Mario kart :))
Poofesure is so funny I love him when he rages
Does Poof not know you can trick off the wavy parts in Bowsers castle and Rainbow Road? That was driving me crazy lol
nothing like some leftover takeout brown rice, shitty tap water, and a poofesure video to make the night good
4:52 - Yeah, it's Toad's fault. After all, you're not controlling him.
Congrats Poof! You deserve it, and once you finish getting first place overall for all of the cups, I challenge you to go back and get first place on every single race in each cup to try and go for a 3 star rank.
Lol, there’s more to getting three stars in every cup than just getting first place in every race in this game. It’s not like MK8 where you just need to get first in all four races.
@@thediscodevil0949 Well yeah you have to drive well too without falling off or hitting walls. It has to be a perfect run.
poof not hitting tricks on the blue boosters on rainbow road is so infuriating 💀
idk why but him raging just fulfills my day
Poof obviously predicted shock at 8:45😂😂
This is 11months old and I’ve been so behind on catching up with these but I’m proud of you Poof, never an easy task, toad did kinda throw though.
11:15 “He’s a phantom!… Danny Phantom”
"All we need to do is Lightning Cup"
-plays everything except lightning cup-
I just appreciate how Poofesure is believing that he is going to win in Mario Kart Wii. It’s just impressive. Keep it up Poof
I sent this video to my dad. My dad has been dead since 08. Happy new year!
That first ad was gorgeously timed
When you fall off the map, if you press 2 right when you hit the ground it gives u a massive boost.
This is a legit moment where I have to just say get good, u full golded this ages ago, actually i might do it again
Poof with surprisingly clutch driving, lap 3 comebacks galore
Hell yeah more Mario kart content 💪
7:46 - Only one person can use the lightning, and it's not Beef Boss.
You get a speed boost if you start holding 2 right when you hit the ground after falling off
You've definitely been getting better
When he's done so many (well-appreciated) videos that he sometimes can't remember his accomplishments.
😊
I have been binge watching your mario kart wii content! thank you for sharing your suffering
ikr it’s so fun just watching someone play the game me and my siblings grew up with
pro tip: dont watch poof at low volume in a public area. he got hit with the shell on rainbow road at the very end and it was loud as hell 😭
Using the wii remote with nunchuck is superior