Beef Boss was created during the development of the game Poofesure Tennis, to serve as the bitter rival to Toad and introduced as Poofesures younger brother in the American version of the game.[3] He was created by Poofesure and is voiced by Beef boss.[4] His name is a portmanteau of Burger name and the Japanese adjective Ass cheeks (悪い) meaning "bad"; hence, a "fucking idiot".[5] He is said to be a mischievous, cumming man.[6] Poofesure stated that the cornerstone of Beef Boss's personality is one of self-pity, a character who feels that everything goes right for everyone but himself.[7] As displayed in Poofesure Power Tennis and Poofesure Hoops 3-on-3, Beef boss features the ability to summon a body of water and swim towards each game's respective ball, which IGN editor Rob Burman described as "cumming".[8] Beef boss's borrows Kim Jong's design principle as an evil, twisted version of his counterpart, pushing Toad's leaner body type to the extreme, which renders him particularly skinny and angular, with a pointy chin and thin penis. While these features contrast strongly with Poofesure, the two still share a lot of physical attributes: a large pink ass, pointy toes, a S-shaped mouth, a wide permanent asshole with blocky testicles, and bags under their cock. He has a high-pitched, nasal ass. He is the same age as Toad[9] and wears stupid overalls, a purple long-sleeved shirt with a racial slur, a purple hat with a another homophobic slur (an inverted "GAY" paralleling Toads's cock as an upside-down M), orange tip of his cock, and white gloves with a red and black 2 5s symbol as well. When asked whether Beef boss was a brother to Donald Trump, Poof stated that while he did not know, he felt that they were just "two ugly, dumbass guys who found each other".[10] Last edited 8 days ago by Jesus Christ RELATED ARTICLES • Poofesure • Characters of the Poofesure Francise • Abby
@@DeathOfTime_Official In the star cup, Daisy circuit, Koopa cape and maple treeway. He raced amazingly then on the last track Grumble volanco, he fumbled. He always messes up on that track.
@Scruffy3639 Believe me that is understandable, I hated Grumble Volcano for a long time because of that exact reason. (Although it was hard to even make it there because I consistently had the worst RNG on Koopa Cape)
The video he’s talking about is called “my quest to 100% mario kart wii raging and funny moments” and when you’re on that video, go to 5:25 and that’s when the moment happens.
for me it was how long he was holding the drifts for 😭 the maximum speed you can get from one is the same no matter how long you hold it for so he'd be much better off getting multiple turbos in one turn
@@blueleafy7167 It's the same with the wheel and the wii remote, if you're holding it sideways, you just press the down arrow. The one pointing towards you. It's a lot easier to play without the wheel, tho.
@@fabiolek5190Nah he knows about it, but has bad experiences with it because he's using the Wii remote. It's a bit annoying trying to wheelie and unintentionally turning if you're slightly off. Not to mention the penalty of being hit when you're doing the wheelie. It was exactly what got me annoyed while trying it before I got used to it.
@@laser_uhhhh yeah but that first jump on Grumble Volcano at 15:00, that was just the game going "oh yeah you need to fall off". It led to his downfall. The other ones were his fault...but he probably would have got a star without that first one
@@jerardchico8440 I think he said in one of the videos with Troy that he still has 2 of those but he doesn't use them because he doesn't want to break them due to how expensive they are
@@iwanttostayupuntilnight they're expensive now because of him lmao, he made them more popular and now the toad ones are the most expensive because of the high demand from likely his viewers
13:03 "Got nothing to protect my here except jesus himself" *proceeds to get saved by jesus himself* 14:37 "Im using my wii renote to race today, like an insane person would" *me who grew up using the wii remote to play and absolutely DOMINATED the game*
It’s been over 15 years since this game was released and it’s probably one of the best Mario Kart games. Off topic but today is the 10th anniversary of Grand Theft Auto 5.
I was also having flashbacks to that previous video during DK Summit.. My ass was clenched as he was going over the ramps just praying he didn’t somehow go backwards again
Something I’ll suggest: if you plan to play the special cup (I think that’s the one with Rainbow Road), I recommend using a kart or a non-inwards drifting bike, because inwards drift keeps you from seeing in front of you. Mentioning the cars in Moonview Highway. Also, anytime you fall off the map, time your landing to accelerate the moment you land. You’ll get a boost!
5:12 Every track should have off-road in it, so in order to incorporate off-road into coconut mall (a mainly indoor track), the off-road had to be something other than grass or sand, like you would normally see. That's why they put off-road sections in shops as CARPET. They both offer an opportunity to catch up by using a mushroom to take them as a shortcut, and a disadvantage if you drive into them accidentally without a mushroom.
Drifting…no wheeling, no chaining mini turbos, no holding defensive items or taking shortcuts properly…all atrocious as hell, but I loved the video. You got a new sub!
You’ll also need to do Time Trials and unlock the fast staff ghost in order to unlock the rest of the roster. For example, Funky Kong requires you to unlock 4 fast staff ghost and Mii Outfit B requires you to unlock 32 fast staff ghost.
15:47 Some advice about that 3rd fall...you should NEVER drive on the parts of Grumble Volcano that are about to fall into lava. Don't risk it, even when you go "hmm it just started rumbling so I should be okay." (And no the jump didn't mean there was nothing he could do, he was able to do a hard left when landing, instead of going straight)
When there is obliviousness for Poofesure. He would get everything wrong. The final race. He doesn't stay mental for the course. He hits a few fire balls and falls in the lava, as the ground goes into lava. He falls back into 12th. His jumps to the left or the right. He has bad memory or misunderstanding for how a course works. He forgets what to do on a course.
you can get second or third in one race and still get a star rank but you need to get first in all the others and still be driving really well the whole time. i.e. if you just have bad luck and get mario karted at the end of one race you'll still get a star if you're really good otherwise
Honestly, the steering wheel makes this much harder to play than it should be, which ironically defeats the purpose. Much easier with just a wii remote.
here's my tips for star rank; when you finish a race you can see the other racers time needed to finish, i find if i get 3 minutes plus ahead every race on average i always get atleast 1 star
This was the first time watching an up to date video in a while and I was sitting here thinking "Man I wonder if he changed." The first minute told me all I need to know.
Yo poof just a tip, if you hit the other races with items it will add bonuses to your ranking. So if you’re on a rough star rank run then you can try and spam all the items back at cpus to save the rank These are the items that add bonuses Green Shells Red Shells Bananas Fake Item Boxes Blue Shells Bombs
Ive been watching poofesures mario kart wii videos for a while. its so nostalgic and has a special place in my heart since i used to play it with my cousin before he passed. Thank you for the funny content, 10/10
is it weird i listen to you for better sleep? i feel like ur screaming gets me in a good sleeping mood. i dont even mean it in a mean way, i usually rewatch it in the morn
this was almost the day of my life
Who else has their depression cured when poof uploads
👇
Beef Boss was created during the development of the game Poofesure Tennis, to serve as the bitter rival to Toad and introduced as Poofesures younger brother in the American version of the game.[3] He was created by Poofesure and is voiced by Beef boss.[4] His name is a portmanteau of Burger name and the Japanese adjective Ass cheeks (悪い) meaning "bad"; hence, a "fucking idiot".[5]
He is said to be a mischievous, cumming man.[6] Poofesure stated that the cornerstone of Beef Boss's personality is one of self-pity, a character who feels that everything goes right for everyone but himself.[7] As displayed in Poofesure Power Tennis and Poofesure Hoops 3-on-3, Beef boss features the ability to summon a body of water and swim towards each game's respective ball, which IGN editor Rob Burman described as "cumming".[8]
Beef boss's borrows Kim Jong's design principle as an evil, twisted version of his counterpart, pushing Toad's leaner body type to the extreme, which renders him particularly skinny and angular, with a pointy chin and thin penis. While these features contrast strongly with Poofesure, the two still share a lot of physical attributes: a large pink ass, pointy toes, a S-shaped mouth, a wide permanent asshole with blocky testicles, and bags under their cock. He has a high-pitched, nasal ass.
He is the same age as Toad[9] and wears stupid overalls, a purple long-sleeved shirt with a racial slur, a purple hat with a another homophobic slur (an inverted "GAY" paralleling Toads's cock as an upside-down M), orange tip of his cock, and white gloves with a red and black 2 5s symbol as well. When asked whether Beef boss was a brother to Donald Trump, Poof stated that while he did not know, he felt that they were just "two ugly, dumbass guys who found each other".[10]
Last edited 8 days ago by Jesus Christ
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He’s consistently stand still mini turboing, well done poof
15 years to learn 1 trick, not bad. So we should see consistent wheelies by 2038. Looking forward to it.
I'm literally taken aback each time like its brand new.
@@ROTMGmimighsterjust don't do it exactly when Y2K38 happens pls
Now he just needs to wheelie. He might have beaten King Boo at the end
apparently he hates wheelie-ng, i kind of think he just needs to get used to it lol @@maridiancrest243
Watching Poof get better at Mario Kart Wii tech is like watching a kid grow up
He’s still so bad with items though
@@Conorj398 baby steps
Mark is my favourite character
everytime, best series
15:03 Never in my life did I think I'd ever hear him say that.
threw me tf off🤣
YABBA DABBA DOO
The Flintstones but it's Toad😂😂😂😂😂
Grand Dad Kart Wii
poof somehow manages to fall off from places I never knew you could. Those 3 Star cup races were FLAWLESS
Like which courses? I Haven't played the game in years so I don't know lmao
@@DeathOfTime_Official In the star cup, Daisy circuit, Koopa cape and maple treeway. He raced amazingly then on the last track Grumble volanco, he fumbled. He always messes up on that track.
@@Merrick3231 ah
@Scruffy3639 Believe me that is understandable, I hated Grumble Volcano for a long time because of that exact reason. (Although it was hard to even make it there because I consistently had the worst RNG on Koopa Cape)
8:02 I will still never forget that.
what video is he talking about?
@@heathbetza6833”my quest to 100% mario kart wii raging and funny moments” at 5:25
@@heathbetza6833 "my quest to 100% mario kart wii raging and funny moments" made on May 11, 2023. The timestamp is 5:13.
What video
The video he’s talking about is called “my quest to 100% mario kart wii raging and funny moments” and when you’re on that video, go to 5:25 and that’s when the moment happens.
Poof dropping defensive items instead of just holding them always makes me a tiny bit angry
for me it was how long he was holding the drifts for 😭 the maximum speed you can get from one is the same no matter how long you hold it for so he'd be much better off getting multiple turbos in one turn
@@vonKasahe probably hold the drift because he doesnt want to hit a wall
I don’t even know how to hold items so I just time them but what do you do to hold them on wii wheel
@@laser_uhhhhOr fall off the sides in the more cursed tracks. I know I've done it.
@@blueleafy7167 It's the same with the wheel and the wii remote, if you're holding it sideways, you just press the down arrow. The one pointing towards you. It's a lot easier to play without the wheel, tho.
You know it’s going to be a banger with poof uploads Mario Kart Wii
Efff nafff is better imo
frrrr
@@FYP1what
Literally
Fr every video is fire
Poof nutting on king boo is the most relatable thing I’ve heard him ever say
Ayo
🤨📸📸📸
Facts bro
Reading this comment before finishing the video is wild
PAUSE
The start of the video was already perfect
Since I watch his videos during the morning because timezones Poof really woke me up with that
it sounds like this one cartoon character,, damn i forgot who it isss
9:39 wise words of poof: “WAHEHOSWEIAM!!!!!!“
Harry Potter should be taking notes
I will never understand why he doesn’t wheelie on the straightaways.
He probably doesn't know about that and picks bikes because he heard bikes are the best, while disregarding what makes them the best
@@fabiolek5190Nah he knows about it, but has bad experiences with it because he's using the Wii remote. It's a bit annoying trying to wheelie and unintentionally turning if you're slightly off. Not to mention the penalty of being hit when you're doing the wheelie.
It was exactly what got me annoyed while trying it before I got used to it.
@@SancneaSkill issue
@@fxui yes
@@M-qw9ru Yeah I can too. As I said, this was until I eventually got used to it.
15:02 this has gotta be one of THE funniest poofesure moments ever 💀. That was genuine pain right there.
The game just deciding to make him fall, that was bad
It's like him mentioning it meant the game had to do it!
YABBA DABBA DOO
He raged so hard he turned into grand dad
I mean you cannot blame Poof for being pissed off knowing damn well if he makes a simple mistakes there goes his chance at winning.
yeah but you can blame him for basically driving off the course for no reason and blaming it on the game
@@laser_uhhhh yeah but that first jump on Grumble Volcano at 15:00, that was just the game going "oh yeah you need to fall off". It led to his downfall. The other ones were his fault...but he probably would have got a star without that first one
He could have just turned a bit more to the right and now hit the point between the 2 sections
0:02 The baby stop crying
The baby again:
Jesus: I got you bro 13:00
😂😂😂
The fact that he stopped breaking wii remotes is an improvement
For real-
For now at least
I'm still sad about his "Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside" being a thing of the past. I still think about that character arc to this day.
@@jerardchico8440 I think he said in one of the videos with Troy that he still has 2 of those but he doesn't use them because he doesn't want to break them due to how expensive they are
@@iwanttostayupuntilnight they're expensive now because of him lmao, he made them more popular and now the toad ones are the most expensive because of the high demand from likely his viewers
5:15 So by that logic, none of the off-road on the desert tracks should slow you down since its all sand.
Not really because the entire mall is made to be walked on, a human made path vs lose sand in nature are different
@@jonmann4980 But the floor in the store is super grooved and bumpy. Not at all smooth.
in mk8d, it now has a hardwood floor but still slows you down
at least its not like that in mk7
@@jon6056afaik there is no coconut mall in mk7?
@@noewiy4524that’s a lie
15:02 *YABBA DABBA DOOOO!!!*
lul
Bro the translation on your comment💀
@@Replay_Gamerboth these translations are crazy
Appreciate Animal Doooo?
Fleenstons??
Poof is the type of guy to bring 18 people to an 18+ movie
Not funny
Did you get that from the “Sam is the type of guy” meme?
@@Simme0203🤓
@@Seven_Suits_Up ik your not talking with that profile picture
@@gracenator129That joke sucks too lol, Only works on Drake
15:47 This mentally and physically hurt to watch… sheesh!
13:03
"Got nothing to protect my here except jesus himself" *proceeds to get saved by jesus himself*
14:37
"Im using my wii renote to race today, like an insane person would" *me who grew up using the wii remote to play and absolutely DOMINATED the game*
The times you put are at the end of the quotes
How’d you get something to watch this video with at the insane asylum
It’s been over 15 years since this game was released and it’s probably one of the best Mario Kart games. Off topic but today is the 10th anniversary of Grand Theft Auto 5.
Noice
2008 15 years ago
10 shitty years of rockstar games and take two interactive
finally playing mario kart again… i’ve been waiting
Yep.
2:35 WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT- 😭😭
Cum
I was also having flashbacks to that previous video during DK Summit.. My ass was clenched as he was going over the ramps just praying he didn’t somehow go backwards again
Something I’ll suggest: if you plan to play the special cup (I think that’s the one with Rainbow Road), I recommend using a kart or a non-inwards drifting bike, because inwards drift keeps you from seeing in front of you. Mentioning the cars in Moonview Highway. Also, anytime you fall off the map, time your landing to accelerate the moment you land. You’ll get a boost!
Poof please don’t listen to this dude. Inside drifting bikes are just better than anything else.
Or just use the classic controller because that's why he bought it
The reason the shortcut in coconut mall is a shortcut is because it’s still away from the actual track (like the grass in Mario circuit)
17:59 😂😂😂😂 Had me rolling on the floor laughing
Poof starting off the video YODELING at the top of your lungs is sending me to mars. 😂😂
2 seconds in and the raging has already started
8:14 I just got called out LOL
5:12 Every track should have off-road in it, so in order to incorporate off-road into coconut mall (a mainly indoor track), the off-road had to be something other than grass or sand, like you would normally see. That's why they put off-road sections in shops as CARPET. They both offer an opportunity to catch up by using a mushroom to take them as a shortcut, and a disadvantage if you drive into them accidentally without a mushroom.
I’d love to see a rematch between him and Troy in the future (:
They did a collab playing together today!!
@@shirali_ali they indeed did c:
2:48 Poof quits 10 seconds into the race because he didnt get the item he wanted. I think were in for the longest series yet
(not complaining)
0:03
Ouchie, why you gotta do that to my poor damn ears. 😭
for those of you who dont watch poofesure, he talks kind of quiet so make sure your volume is max so you can hear him 😁
😭 nah that’s diabolical 💀
his videos are also very wholesome! watch with your family for a great family bonding experience!
i don't think anyone's falling for this when he screams 2 seconds into the video 😂
Troy needs to coach him
Agreed like I was 13 when 100% the game so when I see a grown man drive straight into a red shell I cringe honestly. This man needs serious coaching.
ur cringe
@@tannerstone5074 How old are you now
18
@@tannerstone5074I was honestly better than him at this game after maybe a year or two of playing it, at age 8 or 9. 😬
I love how calmed poof is during this type of videos
The first few seconds and he’s already screaming, this is going to a great video
14:56 Fred Flintstone is that you?
13:05 Thank you, Jesus!
Mario kart Wii is the most non forgiving Mario kart game out of all of the “modern” games. (Modern for me is Mario kart DS - Mario kart live)
Hard agree
Bro called donkey kong a monke💀
*opens video*
Typical Poof: "AAYAUUUU WOOO"
Drifting…no wheeling, no chaining mini turbos, no holding defensive items or taking shortcuts properly…all atrocious as hell, but I loved the video. You got a new sub!
Since his last MKWii video, I have gotten 3 stars on all of 50 and 100 cc and 5 cups in 150 cc
Me showering and Poofesure posting must have some sort of bond because they always happen at the same time
You’ll also need to do Time Trials and unlock the fast staff ghost in order to unlock the rest of the roster. For example, Funky Kong requires you to unlock 4 fast staff ghost and Mii Outfit B requires you to unlock 32 fast staff ghost.
15:47 Some advice about that 3rd fall...you should NEVER drive on the parts of Grumble Volcano that are about to fall into lava. Don't risk it, even when you go "hmm it just started rumbling so I should be okay."
(And no the jump didn't mean there was nothing he could do, he was able to do a hard left when landing, instead of going straight)
It’s Poofesure, do you really think he is gonna figure that out?
@@poweredvoltage3213 the man wants to get a star rank...it's gonna be a lot harder if he falls on those parts
He is gonna keep driving on the falling sections and blame the imaginary RNG
13:01 Jesus was that you?
When there is obliviousness for Poofesure. He would get everything wrong. The final race. He doesn't stay mental for the course. He hits a few fire balls and falls in the lava, as the ground goes into lava. He falls back into 12th. His jumps to the left or the right. He has bad memory or misunderstanding for how a course works. He forgets what to do on a course.
3 seconds in and I already almost suffered a heart attack
A good sign for the video to come
"Luigi ate my banana" - poofesure 2023
8:53 and I got a 15 second ad just moments after death.
The dad from the flinstones in every intro be like : 15:02
15:02 “YABBA DABBA DOO!!!!!!!!” where did that even come from help 😭😭
5:00, love the Patrick Mahomes reference! 😅😂😂😅
Welcome to Mario Kart!
*WEEEEHEEEE*
When you hear him screaming 2 seconds in you know you are in for a wild one
3:58 for once, he made a pro move.
9:40 "turn right to go left"
14:53 15:40 I can't believe he jinxed himself two times,in one race.😂😂😂
i absolutely need poof to play new super mario wii
i can know the rage will be absolutely amazing
This game is child's play compared to some of the levels in that... 💀
Or Newer
You know when Poof says that Mario Kart Wii cheated him that 1 of two things is true:
1. The game screwed him hard.
2. He had a skill issue.
3. The ai is rubberbanding
The game cheats everyone
I am still sad about the deletion of the bee movie videogame video
Part of getting at least a star rank is getting 1st on every race Poof. So, you need 60 points at the end
you can get second or third in one race and still get a star rank but you need to get first in all the others and still be driving really well the whole time. i.e. if you just have bad luck and get mario karted at the end of one race you'll still get a star if you're really good otherwise
@@patrickmeny1298From my experience that's rare, but you definitely can't drive like a drunk loser.
Honestly, the steering wheel makes this much harder to play than it should be, which ironically defeats the purpose. Much easier with just a wii remote.
Turn up your volume all the way up for the start of the video, its truely amazing!
#1, You finished 2nd in a race.
#2, You fell too many times.
And #3, You were in 9th-last for too long.
He won’t believe your comment and just think the game is rigged
"I stole your freaking box you MONKEY".- Poofesure
11:55 poof could've droven around and win the race right then and there 🤣
Just went from watching poof do paw patrol racing to mario kart, life’s great
I think we can all agree we need to see more of poofesure raging at Mario party!!
17:50 The moment of truth
here's my tips for star rank; when you finish a race you can see the other racers time needed to finish, i find if i get 3 minutes plus ahead every race on average i always get atleast 1 star
You know it’s gonna be a good day when Poofesure uploads a Mario Kart video
To 15:03 to 15:08 that line should go in a shirt😂😂😂
0:25, well, Wario’s Gold Mine is in it. So there. There is that!
1:51 “But *I* get hit by lightning” as if the other 10 racers ahead of last place didn’t also get hit by lightning😂
Pucher woke everybody up when he randomly started screaming❤❤❤
This was the first time watching an up to date video in a while and I was sitting here thinking "Man I wonder if he changed."
The first minute told me all I need to know.
Mario Kart 8 DX Is more forgiving than its sister incarnation for Wii
Yo poof just a tip, if you hit the other races with items it will add bonuses to your ranking. So if you’re on a rough star rank run then you can try and spam all the items back at cpus to save the rank
These are the items that add bonuses
Green Shells
Red Shells
Bananas
Fake Item Boxes
Blue Shells
Bombs
He needs to see this
hold the drift on warios gold mine don't relewse it until you're pretty far down towards the middle
"Hey guys, it's Poof here!"
"If they catch up I'm calling mustard" has to be the best joke this decade
Ive been watching poofesures mario kart wii videos for a while. its so nostalgic and has a special place in my heart since i used to play it with my cousin before he passed. Thank you for the funny content, 10/10
0:02 my last brain cell during a test
Star Wars will end before this series does with the way Poofesure is going
The start to a video I didn't know I needed today.
You got cheated bc you screamed in my ear on frame one 😭😭😂
The scream at the beginning should be your intro for all videos.
hearing poof scream “yabba dabba doo” is something i didn’t know i needed in my life
8:19 yes poof I remember that 😂😂😂😂 that was one of the first time I actually almost shit my pants laughing at your videos
One minute Poofesure is on top of the world and the next he is taking a nosedive into the lava pits lol
you know it’s gonna be a good video when it’s uploaded a midnight
Mario kart wii video uploads have become my religion
5:12 Poofs brain does not think probably and overthinks everything
You know when poof uploads mkwii it’s gonna be a good one
Store shortcut has carpet instead of a harder flooring therefore being a little more difficult to drive on
Always a good day when Poof immediately starts going ballistic in the opening 😂
is it weird i listen to you for better sleep? i feel like ur screaming gets me in a good sleeping mood. i dont even mean it in a mean way, i usually rewatch it in the morn