no, thinking about what i've done doesn't make me sick. if anything, it makes me feel sublime, knowing that what i've done has ended him before his time
Ah yes, my favorite easter egg! Burning Clay gives you a new Villager, Brick! He is totally not related to Brock in any way, because he looks like a hamster
The fact he didn’t say “So why don’t you tune out” at 8:02 is making me *scream as hard as the snowman when he sniffed his toes if the snowman could scream.*
Failboat is seriously the most advanced man in the world. he can make a snowman like a pro. also you are the coolest dude ever and i would like to be friends. stay safe and enjoy the holiday season homie! :)
For the boat hated Eyea through the first dennys season, now pls dont ask why, no one quite knows the reason, it could be his creation didnt look just right, it could be, perhaps, that his hat was to tight, but i think the most likely reason of all, was that his brain was two sizes too smol.
there needs to be a series where you only use stock photos and stuff to animate scenes whether it be from a movie, a game, or one of your videos. these intros look really cool and i would love to see at least 6 minutes of just that
Failboat: if you're another seasonal NPC that only rhymes when they talk I'm gonna strap you to a plane and see how well you do with heights Also failboat:
Don't plant too many flowers. Anytime it rains on the island, all of them get watered and can reproduce. If you don't get rid of the reproduced ones often enough, your island will be covered in flowers. Hope this is a nice tip for you. Merry Christmas!
The failing boat man He says to subscribe But little does he know I have been the whole time The chat says to sniff The deer, the friends, the toes Will Failboat recover Who the heck knows The ocean, the fireworks The spooks and the feast They shall all be sniffed By this Pog loving beast.
You're telling me that for Christmas, Failboat's gift to us was a THICK snowman with a glock and human feet Sounds about right for him, honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way, Happy Holidays everyone
“You Wake Up” is the new “The Problem”
The problem: you wake up
The solution: go back to sleep
@@laurenchinsphealsupremacis9978 How to live life in two steps
Waking up is my problem
@@laurenchinsphealsupremacis9978 the problem: you wake up but you have no bed.
the solution: we make it ourselves
Lol
i love how his definition of "warmer clothes" is a shirt with FIRE ON IT
😆
Haha.
Yours isn’t?
Are we supposed to wear a coat with a snowflake on it. no that’s freezing
Bc its fire😎😎😎😎😎😎 *comedy drumroll*
“You’re doing Santa’s heavy lifting?!”
Gotta practice for those Ring Fit streams somehow.
And I actually got that game for Christmas today!!!!!!!!!!
@@theblutsauger903 I know, right?!
I've seen you before-
Wouldn't you like to know Weather Boy
*"he entered in as clay and came out as a brick"*
no, thinking about what i've done doesn't make me sick.
if anything, it makes me feel sublime,
knowing that what i've done
has ended him before his time
How does he do it?
Ah yes, my favorite easter egg!
Burning Clay gives you a new Villager, Brick!
He is totally not related to Brock in any way, because he looks like a hamster
hmm, very suggestive if you know what i mean
@@six_buck_dlc it's very HARD for me to understand this kind of joke
2:24 rare footage of Dan’s editors trying to sort through the madness that is his streams.
Dan IS his editor lol
@@malice4267 NoteBlock, Squilly, TaloHalo, etc. most of the bigger TH-camrs have editors. Under 300-400k usually a one-person operation.
@@Nc3three It's true though. I know this is a year-old comment but yeah. Multiple times Dan has said he is his own editor.
sometimes its dan himself, sometimes its noteblock. there might be more but those are the other ones ive seen recently
*FATHER, I’M UNFINISHED*
Same
OMG UR OG MARIO
Sounds familiar...
WE BUILD EM THICC ON DENNY'S
@@pizzatime9261I MODELED THIS MAN'S THIGHS OFF WHAT THE GRAND SLAM-WITCH DOES TO THE AVERAGE CONSUMER
"Well, I asked for a 5-pound rifle, and if Santa brought me that, he would go to federal prison!"
Legit started laughing for like 3 minutes
caliber :)
Funny number
I FINALLY HAVE ANIMAL CROSSING YESSSS
Yessssssss
Mmmmm
YESSS
Yo same I’m getting it on Sunday
another smug child is here
“AND U CAN ALL GO TO H E L L”
Ahh yes
@Thewolfthatlived Nope 7:43
Well if failboat wanted us to visit he should have just asked...
@@koopaking6148 oof
Tbh I kinda expected that he would say this one day, YOU WILL ALL GO TO HELL AND SO BE IT
The fact he didn’t say “So why don’t you tune out” at 8:02 is making me *scream as hard as the snowman when he sniffed his toes if the snowman could scream.*
Original title: Animal Crossing but christmas
Edit: (shook) w-where did you all come from?!
Yes I saw that
Whatever
I saw :Animal crossing but melting
i saw both of them
Huh
Merry Christmas, hope its wonderful
You too!
you too
You too
I’m happy about today so far coz first thing I got was ps5 :)
Merry Christmas
I know I'm late but merry Xmas yall!
Got me a Failboat plush this year.
I’m glad Santa got me another unicorn
Oh.
Merry christmas Kim, how did the surgery go........
See, now I know this acc author did no research. the Kim family is behind all holidays in NK lore. 0/10, not accreate to teh source.
3:51 IS THE MOST *ADORABLE* THING EVER
The greatest Christmas gift I got today is a new Failboat video
FAIL BOOT
I cant tell if thats good or bad lol
You wake up and realize that you didn’t wake up
Dreams in a nutshell
And then you scream and cry because you didn't wake up
Original title: Animal crossing but christmas
edit: me and mewlover have the same comment lol
Can confirm
True
Yep
100% Confirmed
Confirmed
2:45 fun fact, sac means bag in french
Ball sac
(I’m sorry-)
Duolingo
ball bag
I spat my water out into my glass several times while watching this. This is just A+ content. Happy Holidays Fail!
I always love the intros
Thanks for this video Fail, needed this since my christmas was ruined because my mom got sick.
YOU WAKE UP. (The greatest and most memorable intro.)
“The Problem” would like to have a word with you.
Yes
5:11 "Why do i hear iconic boss music?!"
6:38
And his cursedness grew three sizes that day!
Oh no
I FORGOT MY SWITCH I MISSED TOY DAY AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
You can go back to toy day by changing the date in your switch settings
@@kfapps I’m trying to make a perfect island with no time traveling
Time travel sure does help!
This,
This is the true meaning of Christmas
To everyone who got Animal Crossing on this day-
*We should get together sometime!*
-Paynter
My friend got it all I can say is- I wish my brother hadn’t broken out switch ;w;
Ouch. I got it for Christmas and spent every free moment on it
My boyfriend: "he sounds like Matpat"
Me: . . . "Oh my god"
DUDE IK RIGHT
Snowboy is my winter form
wgat
Nothing says Christmas spirit more than slapping animal crossing villagers with a butterfly net and being in debt.
You’re Becoming The New Person Who’s Everywhere
Dan, put all the chat members asking you to sniff Jingle in the magic bag to teach them a lesson.
Failboat is seriously the most advanced man in the world. he can make a snowman like a pro. also you are the coolest dude ever and i would like to be friends. stay safe and enjoy the holiday season homie! :)
0:13
Listen close.
*MEDIC!*
Through the fire and the S N O W
1:30 that hurt me in my heart and it hurt the other alchemist fans too
I think the Time is of
i like how he has his sacrificial fires in his front lawn to keep him warm through this cold season.
Happy birthday
All of chat in streams:
POV: you wake up and all of a sudden hear matpat playing animal crossing
Animal Crossing but the name won't stop changing
Merry Christmas if y’all celebrate it
i dont but if anyone reading this celebrate it merry christmas
Happy nondenominational Winter season, you heathens.
In fact that’s me
Merry Christmas
7:22: the fairly glock parents
For the boat hated Eyea through the first dennys season, now pls dont ask why, no one quite knows the reason, it could be his creation didnt look just right, it could be, perhaps, that his hat was to tight, but i think the most likely reason of all, was that his brain was two sizes too smol.
I don't like that realistic animated hand (0:18)
Being afraid is normal here
there needs to be a series where you only use stock photos and stuff to animate scenes whether it be from a movie, a game, or one of your videos. these intros look really cool and i would love to see at least 6 minutes of just that
Yo Jingle’s mouth makes him look like a Sonic character, with the mouth on a certain side of his mouth
"OH I'VE GOT A SACK"
-Failboat 2020
“Oh boy, what did the big man bring?”
Failboat: early 2021
Villagers roasting on an open fire
Sniffing Jingle with your nose
Unholy screeches being sung by a choir
Because of Failboat’s videos
6:45 oh it’s failshoe!
A spicy Cheetos macaroni ad just violated my ears
3:35 oh, and he puts that one in the sack. IT'S ALL FOR HIM
Alternative title: animal crossing but f i r e
“I wish you well thanks you for watching and you can go to hel-“
Its been a wonderful year with you too fail.
6:14 Galarian Darmanitan in a nutshell.
Everyone: my island needs to look good
Failboat: I SET MY ISLAND ON FIRE
Get a whiff, take a sniff, the snowman feet, are a treat.
Failboat: if you're another seasonal NPC that only rhymes when they talk I'm gonna strap you to a plane and see how well you do with heights
Also failboat:
7:44
You know what burn and rot in he-
J o k e
"And If you don't have friends, we have ANIMAL CROSSING!"
Truely we do
6:05 FEED DA POG. HE HUNGRYYYYYYYY
The worst thing you could've done, the MOST CURSED thing in this video...not ending it on a ryhme
alternative title: chrismas but I go on the naughty list by commiting *sniff*
"Oh that's a weird looking apple.."
- Failboat 2020 - 2021
Oh boy thumbnail Frosty the Snowman have a realistic mouth
Okay srsly man you sound EXACTLY like Matpat from game theory ???
People making a meme about a tree: 2:40
I just got Animal Crossing New Horizons today and this makes my day even better
my parents buying my brother some thing me 0:26
Failboat : shakes tree with something in it
Ordament
Failboat: that a weird looking apple 🙃
MERRY CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS
Yes.
I feel like he’s broken animal crossing 20 times at this point.
Original title was "animal crossing but Christmas"
Problem:you wake up and the chat is feral
Solution:sniff EVERYTHING
"Animal Crossing but Christmas"
Not anymore.
“As Christmas Day arrived, we all heard the chime of the clock.”
“But it was too late for any of us to realize..
*Snowboy was wielding a glock.”*
7:29 are the croc and penguin kissing?????
romance
Looks like it
"Milking this tree"
FBI agent contacting headquarters about another crazy
Tips for a new animal crosser? I just got a switch today 😄
Don't plant too many flowers. Anytime it rains on the island, all of them get watered and can reproduce. If you don't get rid of the reproduced ones often enough, your island will be covered in flowers. Hope this is a nice tip for you. Merry Christmas!
If you go online discord can get you anything you want early, free bells ,and turnip prices as well
Thank you both!
Failboat: *talks to Jingle*
The Chat: Sniff Sniff Sniff
I finally got a switch lite!
Pog! My brother got one this Christmas too!
Nice
pog
Dope
Noice
“Snow ball was wielding a glove”
Looks like a mic
Bap boop beep
My snowman when it's not perfect:
The failing boat man
He says to subscribe
But little does he know
I have been the whole time
The chat says to sniff
The deer, the friends, the toes
Will Failboat recover
Who the heck knows
The ocean, the fireworks
The spooks and the feast
They shall all be sniffed
By this Pog loving beast.
Wow! Amazing Gameplay
9l
91
woah you were first
Happy pogger dayssss
Man, I sure do hate it when Santa terrorizes and burns down my house! 😔
“Thats a weird looking apple“
-Failboat 2020
3:28 kidnapping:) :) :) :) :) :)
Now this is quality content
Current Title: Animal Crossing but Christmas
Update: Animal Crossing but melt
You wake up, it's Xmas and Robot Santa already did his job.
Yeah yeah failboat the best
“Oh that’s a weird looking apple” 😂😂😂
Tom Nook
That's the comment
"He entered up as clay and came out as BRICK"
LOL
You're telling me that for Christmas, Failboat's gift to us was a THICK snowman with a glock and human feet
Sounds about right for him, honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way, Happy Holidays everyone
He has joined the Shoeniverse as well. I have officially greeted him.
i love you so much fail! hope you all stay safe and healthy
I just got a animal crossing themed switch!!!!!!!!
Congrats!
Clay just wants his fish to perish and nothing else