Shortly after the end of the video, the entirety of Denny's was completely missing, along with Failboat himself, all that was left was an empty bowl, containing a few feathers and fur
“You see every single ash of the house flys out, but atleast you have friends that got your back and I mean the friends who stab your back as a relaxing feeling of yes.”
I’m constantly thinking that the original titles of the videos and intros are Failboat trying to call out for help but his audience keeps laughing at what they think is a simple joke but Fail doesn’t have too much time left
I mean, if the world was chaos and we had no other food left, that would be our only choice. Plus, humans are also mammals and we eat other mammals so it wouldn't really be wrong to eat your own kind, other species eat their own kind too
"But today is a holiday of good will, so remember to always be thankful for the friends that have your back, even in the craziest situations... and if we don't have friends, we have A N I M A L C R O S S I N G"
The beginning, instilling a strike of fear within the audience, the idea that your house has burnt to a crisp, the detail of the words, perfectly transitions to *animal crossing*
I’m thankful for the amount of effort Failboat puts in these videos. Seriously dude your videos are amazing and the fact you make these so quickly is insane to me. Keep up the great work Fail.
Thank you. We needed this. Most of us have no idea the time and effort it takes to produce a video (6-10 hours for 10-15 minutes in my experience), and I appreciate it too.
I’ve done some filmmaking work in the past, but I haven’t had the 3-5 hours of raw footage that Dan has to sift through, and that could only add to the time.
I was a TH-camr before and having like 5+ hours of footage and having to edit and make sure there is no silence for a while, cut when supposed to cut, use transitions, etc... It's so difficult and tiring!!! And then having to download the video, upload it, add tags, make a thumbnail, and more!!! Its so incredibly difficult and I look up to anyone who makes their own videos and edits their videos and such🥺💙✨
8:29 Unknown to Failure the moment he threw in that sea cucumber it died within mere moments after entering water. The impact from the surface of the water damaged its organs far beyond repair and it died shortly after.
It actually took me half an hour to catch one red snapper. I endured 30 minutes of exclusively sea bass and Failboat gets a red snapper right away. He is far luckier than I when it comes to fish.
The original title was "animal crossing but eat" And the original thumbnail had failboat on the right with a giant mouth and Carmen was on the left smiling with a small text saying "help"
9:20 "You've gathered all villagers in one place" feels a lot like Connection Terminated from Pizzeria Simulator Imagine he actually did Connection Terminated
It's true, though mostly in Franklin's own imagination really... In the GameCube version he'd be hiding and ask you to "steal" the carving fork and knife 🍴 so he could cook something without worrying about being eaten himself. Each time he would give you some new furniture.
What's fun for me watching your videos, Failboat, is that my agender self re-spelled my middle name into "Denny" for when there's too many people with my first name, or when I want to appear more androgynous. This is *my* island.
no one: literally no one: not even eyea: not even the fail plush: not even moomo your local mafia clown with a extreamly over done italian mob boss stereotypical accent: failboat: 4:41
I honestly love all the little sounds you add to your videos to make it funnier like that sped up choir music you used a bunch in your early years or the heavy death sound at 8:30
Some random thing I did in animal crossing when I was bored was put on some white facepaint and making my character bald, along with putting two grey dots above my eyes from the custom designs to make a whisker affect, made a custom design of a white round dress that was designed to have a tail and a dog collar, then put on a white dog snoot from the able sisters and now I look like a deformed dog
What they won’t tell you is that Dan did, in fact, sniff the turkey. It was an accident. However, this information is so damaging to Dan’s reputation that I face prosecution by the government for releasing classified information.
I have a theory about Turkey day in animal crossing. Mainly the dishes have seafood in them, maybe fish and other sea life are the enemy of Franklin and he has gotten the villagers of your island to kill and eat all of the sea creatures
Shortly after the end of the video, the entirety of Denny's was completely missing, along with Failboat himself, all that was left was an empty bowl, containing a few feathers and fur
I love how this comment is only a minute old, but still has 6 likes.
@@bean5157 yea it’s kinda funny
Sup how you doing
I'm concerned that your a computer virus now Christopher moon
Omg why does it shock so many people the this person likes the same content creators as you
"you wake up"
*"your house is on fire"*
Nice
Good thing you didn't sleep in your house
“You see every single ash of the house flys out, but atleast you have friends that got your back and I mean the friends who stab your back as a relaxing feeling of yes.”
Happened to me (literally)
"Everything you own is actually being smoldered and chared beyond recognition"
*"And that sucks"*
Franklin, the one chef Gordon Ramsay is actually afraid of
failboat is better then gordon ramsay
change my mind
Dude......
ITS RAW
@@AsrielTheInkling yes
Also underrated comment
7:30 Sparks the same energy as “You’re a wizard, Harry”
7:55
“You have a sink, Hazel.”
“I...I have a WHAT”
"Franklin- it's your _piss,_ Franklin."
Isabelle with a gun is so cursed but yet somehow adorable .-.
“I have been told my cheerful demeanor can be quite intimidating at times.”
-Isabelle when you ask her to talk to a resident about their clothing
How is it cursed? She’s been holding guns since March, her best bud is the doom slayer for crying out loud!
@Alexander Philippe ...huh, never saw that first time
@@shygalsarashygal2755 dang it you beat me to it
@@javierolmedo2225 oh, so sorry Q-Q
Suprised it wasn’t: “animal crossing but *C O N S U M E”*
Honestly better
More cursed title
I love it
@@religious_headwear get out
Better
That shouldve been the title
I’m constantly thinking that the original titles of the videos and intros are Failboat trying to call out for help but his audience keeps laughing at what they think is a simple joke but Fail doesn’t have too much time left
Well the thumbnail did say help...maybe that was actually Dan, trying to hide the message
Man that’s deep
Holy shi-
what was the original title?
@@happy_amoeba animal crossing but eat
“What are you thankful for? The hair on your head?”
Walks out the door bald 👩🏻🦲
Thats kinda the joke
Oh my God it Chihiro Fujisaki from dang it grandpa
@@epicandcoolperson212 wassup pancake how u doing?
@@mads3813
Hello fellow Dang It Grandpa fan
@@TheBoyBanditKing1911 we know.
“Sniff the turkey”
-Failboat 2020
FIRST COMMENT
Well you can sniff turkeys and not be judged for it.
I’d rather have the turkey sniff me
Ok Lancoor
@@cherylblankman7163 OK
“The things we’re thankful for. The clothes on our back. The hair on our heads.”
* walks out of house bald and without clothes *
“The lack of demonic entities within our… yard…”
* Standing a few inches behind Eyea *
CONSUME EVERYTHING BECAUSE EVERY THING IS HYPER REALISTIC CAKE.
What? Nah, you're... kidding... WHAT THE @$#%
I mean, if the world was chaos and we had no other food left, that would be our only choice.
Plus, humans are also mammals and we eat other mammals so it wouldn't really be wrong to eat your own kind, other species eat their own kind too
Isabelle: So can you cook
Franklin: Yes
Isabelle: Can we cook you
N O
Issabelle: Y e s
Who are you
Ah yes,
s e l f
f r i e d
c h i c k e n
No wait, taking a "bath"
Franklin: Yes
**"your house is on fire
and everything thing is actively burning down and being charred down"**
"and that sucks"
me trying to comfort my friends
Rohan: *press X to same*
A N I M A L C R O S S I N G
"But today is a holiday of good will, so remember to always be thankful for the friends that have your back, even in the craziest situations... and if we don't have friends, we have
A N I M A L C R O S S I N G"
"Please can we eat the sea bass"
yes. yes we can.
“We don’t have friends; we have ANIMAL CROSSING”
-Failboat, 2020
👓
👨🔧
Whoa is that the funny man
🐟
"If we don't have friends, we have Animal Crossing"
Me with neither:
It’s chill you can have second hand animal crossing
And if you don't have either, you have TH-cam.
“You wake up, your house is on fire. “
Welp, I know what my new TH-cam intro is.
Me to!
EAT YES YUMMY
SNIFF THE TURKEY
AND AFTER THE SNIFF
CRUCIFY THE TURKEY
THEN DISSECT THE TURKEY
YUMMY!!!
Don’t be tough on Franklin; eat the bells!
I love how Fail doesn't even give a damn anymore. He doesn't even care about being family friendly
that opening was climatic
The Problem: I can't eat Spaghetti while playing my Switch
The Solution: Watch Failboat instead
The original title was "Animal crossing but eat" if it changes
It didn't change:)
I’m claiming my ticket
claiming my ticket here
yes
Yoink
If he changes it: it was “Animal Crossing but eat”
GeneralNugget thanks
Tanks
@@FishlandicFishy how many tanks do you have?
69 likes
*nice*
The beginning, instilling a strike of fear within the audience, the idea that your house has burnt to a crisp, the detail of the words, perfectly transitions to *animal crossing*
Americans: Thanksgiving is a day to appreciate all that we have.
Me, A Brit: Ah, yes...
*B I R D*
Bird go brrrrrrrrr
I’m thankful for the amount of effort Failboat puts in these videos. Seriously dude your videos are amazing and the fact you make these so quickly is insane to me. Keep up the great work Fail.
Thank you. We needed this. Most of us have no idea the time and effort it takes to produce a video (6-10 hours for 10-15 minutes in my experience), and I appreciate it too.
I’ve done some filmmaking work in the past, but I haven’t had the 3-5 hours of raw footage that Dan has to sift through, and that could only add to the time.
I was a TH-camr before and having like 5+ hours of footage and having to edit and make sure there is no silence for a while, cut when supposed to cut, use transitions, etc... It's so difficult and tiring!!! And then having to download the video, upload it, add tags, make a thumbnail, and more!!! Its so incredibly difficult and I look up to anyone who makes their own videos and edits their videos and such🥺💙✨
Failboat used the Ring Fit music more than he actually played the game
'Is It Wrong To Pick Up Crabs In A Dungeon?'
Had me laughing so much!
Ah yes, everyone’s favorite Anime.
8:29
Unknown to Failure the moment he threw in that sea cucumber it died within mere moments after entering water. The impact from the surface of the water damaged its organs far beyond repair and it died shortly after.
"look who came out of his cave"
Too real dude, you didn't need to come for me like this.
Fail boat: What are you thankful for, the hair on your head...
Fail boats Villager: 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙗𝙖𝙡𝙙
It actually took me half an hour to catch one red snapper. I endured 30 minutes of exclusively sea bass and Failboat gets a red snapper right away. He is far luckier than I when it comes to fish.
Same for me, but olive flounders, I only got an olive flounder after trading with my villager.
The original title was "animal crossing but eat"
And the original thumbnail had failboat on the right with a giant mouth and Carmen was on the left smiling with a small text saying "help"
I'm happy I was here for the original thumbnail and title
I wish I saw that. Also, I love your profile pic.
Why are people doing this
Its still like that for me?
the thumbnail and title are still the same
I'm just about to get dinner and this video comes in
*fail where are you in my house*
The closet
He's like Schrödinger's Cat. He's in every possible hidden location at once, until you've checked them.
@@Nat_the_Chicken is Fail an SCP now?
@@liviwaslost Now? What do you mean, now?
@@Nat_the_Chicken Fail just sounds like an scp lol
Turkey:please don't eat me chat:SNIIFF HIM
That intro is fire like literally
5:25
Franklin: *We'll need a sea bass and a-*
Failboat: *say no more*
0:16
Fail: if you don't have friends then you have animal crossing!
Me who has neither:😢😥😭
Can you hallucinate?
“Something that would make me look good”
*You mean absolutely nothing?*
OOOOOHHHHH
"I'm not gonna sniff the turkey"
Oh, hehe, but he did, on accident
6:17 your lucky it took me an hour and going through the five stages of grief in order to find a freaking olive flounder for that freakin bird
I can't wait for next year's multiplayer episode where they have a fight to the death so they can eat each other!
9:20 "You've gathered all villagers in one place" feels a lot like Connection Terminated from Pizzeria Simulator
Imagine he actually did Connection Terminated
I get that and that would be awesome.
Man, I love eating the animals in animal crossing
Mmm yummy Papi
Sir p-please stop eating the new animal crossing plushes
@@CJCat64 *n o*
I too like eating Tom Nook for dinner
You couldn’t give the sea cucumber to the turkey.
*t e s t f a i l e d*
It's true, though mostly in Franklin's own imagination really...
In the GameCube version he'd be hiding and ask you to "steal" the carving fork and knife 🍴 so he could cook something without worrying about being eaten himself. Each time he would give you some new furniture.
Failboat:"Please can we eat the seabass"
Me in 2.0 😏
failboat: my villagers never eat
Also faiboat: i’ve fattened up iggly for you
Yeah, but how awesome would it be to have them eat WHATEVER. Like, yeah, consume the sea cucumber, I hear it goes great in salad.
What's fun for me watching your videos, Failboat, is that my agender self re-spelled my middle name into "Denny" for when there's too many people with my first name, or when I want to appear more androgynous. This is *my* island.
no one:
literally no one:
not even eyea:
not even the fail plush:
not even moomo your local mafia clown with a extreamly over done italian mob boss stereotypical accent:
failboat: 4:41
I like how Fail can go from waking up and hearing morning announcements to arson and murder
A red snapper might be tough, but if we can fi-
*instantly catches red snapper*
Me: LOL
2:47 Me watching this in the future: :) don't worry they taste good
I honestly love all the little sounds you add to your videos to make it funnier like that sped up choir music you used a bunch in your early years or the heavy death sound at 8:30
This man is really close to a million subscribers I’ll be here waiting for that day to come
Ayo youre not gonna believe this
"You wake up. Your house is on fire."
Actually I don't think you would...
We all eat turkey because of me, but I never get any credit
Kaboom?
@@nterratory9452 yes rico kaboom
Some random thing I did in animal crossing when I was bored was put on some white facepaint and making my character bald, along with putting two grey dots above my eyes from the custom designs to make a whisker affect, made a custom design of a white round dress that was designed to have a tail and a dog collar, then put on a white dog snoot from the able sisters and now I look like a deformed dog
But what if...Hazel were to purchase fast food and disguise it as their own cooking ....
Hohohoho, delightfully devilish Hazel.
1:17 the main course, a turkey, and appetizer, the hot dog
0:48 yeah hair yep definitely hair totally you definitely have hair uh huh yep
Shades guy: im sad
Cyan shirt guy: 0:09 I will do vibe check hand on this guy
"Oh god yes I have a sea bass"
Failboat said calmly.
0:52 I'm thankful for more fail content and the new pc I just got
Isabell: right now on Danny's everyone is stabbing each other and The turkey is loose we must put him down in order to consume our Thanksgiving dinner
When you realize the turkey is a better cook than you.
Original title: Animal crossing but eat
8:11 The way you said "buddy" actually scared me
“Your house is on fire, everything you own is actually being smoldered and charged beyond recognition, and that sucks” Failboat 2020
6:02
Fail: *I think it's gonna be a little tricky to get a red snapper-*
*_I CAUGHT A RED SNAPPER, IT LOOKS PRETTY DAPPER!_*
We have a Friday intro! Soon Failboat will rule the days
Every time I watch these videos, I have to make sure I don’t die of laugh
Pizzeria Simulator ending in a nutshell
9:22
7:04 Failboat: I can't pick up the table Me: .... LOL
Animal Crossing but eat
Yum cant wait to eat a *b u r n t h o u s e*
Fun Fact!
Now that 2.0 has come out you can actually make the dishes which is cool.
Dear God that thumbnail
What they won’t tell you is that Dan did, in fact, sniff the turkey. It was an accident. However, this information is so damaging to Dan’s reputation that I face prosecution by the government for releasing classified information.
“ If we don’t have friends, we have *Animal Crossing* “
"What are you thankful for?" You and your bizarre sense of humor.
0:36 Me to someone who likes YT Kids
**shows up as a hotdog**
“Are you one of the locals here?”
Failboat: *”y e s”*
the game titled "animal crossing: new horizons", but however with a twist of the idea of consumption of edible material.
0:25 ironically the mistaken premise of the original AC's Turkey Day.
Hello, Notification Gang!
hi!
Failboat in 2044 :animal crossing but nuclear fallout 2 electric boogaloo
3:42
7 straight months* because pride month
7 boring
One amazing
“The clothes on our back, the hair on our heads”
*comes out of house with neither*
"And that's sucks" - random man 2020
everyone in one part of the episode:sniff the turkey! failboat:doesn't say anything and doesn't pay attention.
Old title was: “Animal Crossing but eat”
Bet what’s the new title
In my place: Eatus deleteus
Turkey: We don't do that here.
Hi
Hello
Hi
It feel happy when Failboat uploads
Ah yes, my favorite thing to eat, PNG files
the funniest thing is that frankilin was exactly like that in the first games..... paranoid in fear of being killed
I have a theory about Turkey day in animal crossing. Mainly the dishes have seafood in them, maybe fish and other sea life are the enemy of Franklin and he has gotten the villagers of your island to kill and eat all of the sea creatures
“I can’t promise it will taste good, but I promise it will taste explosive.”
-Failboat 2020