I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am the ULTlMATE L0VER on this platform. Don't enter my ch*nnel if you are not above a certain age, dear chai
Me too, Timmy and Tommy are called Tendo and Nendo, Tom Nook is the same, Celeste is called Estela (Btw Estela means Stars or something like that and Celeste is a color) Blathers is Socrates, and well almost all the characters in Spain are called like things so yeah
As soon as Failboat said 'My shirt.' And the screen went pink I got an ad for laundry detergent and it started with a guy spilling spaghetti on his shirt
1 Month? Is that a challenge? *Try not playing it for half a whole year.* ...I shouldn’t be proud of this. Edit: Um, I finally opened the game and Tom Nook won’t stop giving me the Nook Look™. Please help.
2:48 Just realized this is the first of two times that the Splatoon and Animal Crossing games have used the word "ensconce", which were both made by the same dev team. Makes me wonder why they like it so much.
Oh please, one month isn't that long. *I haven't been playing for 4 months and they say "oh golly gee, haven't seen you in a hot second, friend-o, how have you been, my dearest, bestest friend?* This is Purgatory
@@HelixProto Tom nook. Young thriving businessman. Figures he could make some extra money. Y'know, big scheme, gonna cost a lot, gonna pay off even more. Gets a small crappy town. Forces people into debt to pay for more than just a bed. Makes it seem nice and neat, happy and cheerful. Sells fun items. However, it's just another front to make more money. After years of the con, he decides it's too risky and needs a scapegoat. Isn't enough hiring his children. Appoints shopkeepers and a "mayor." Again, all just a way to force more debt. He's discovered. Needs to run. Goes to an offshore island. He decides to set up another town, but this time there's nothing. Forcing the villagers and his children and his secretary to do everything. They have to pay to get that island resort, but because tom even controls the pilots, there's no way off. People trapped until they die. Paying eternally. Only money has taken this man's mind. Any means necessary. Even enslaving the innocent.
8:10 Ah yes, all the colours of the rainbow, pink orange green blue green orange pink Did someone patent the colours of the rainbow? in what world is that a rainbow ahahahhaha
hearing the girlfriend from friday night funkin' say "thats how you do it" just made me realise hey failboat has probably played this game W H E R E V I D E O
I know when im really enjoying a video and i hit the first ad and my smile drops... Then to realize the my jaw is sore from smiling for 3 minutes straight 😄🤣
These Animal Crossing intros keep throwing me for loops.
“You wake up.”
DEATH
“He probably won’t.”
I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am the ULTlMATE L0VER on this platform. Don't enter my ch*nnel if you are not above a certain age, dear chai
Minecraft
Minecraft
Minecraft
Minecraft
Minecraft
Minecraft
Minecraft
Minecraft
Minceraft
Minecraft
@@AxxLAfriku I will lead crusade against you in swear it
@@fireicethunderbirb I will join you. This moron has been everywhere
@@ethanpeacock6933 yes, mr. Peacock.
Minecraft
Animal Crossing but the intro lore gets deeper
Oh god im scared
What happened with Eyea? What happened? Tell us? Are you imprisoned?
Season 1 eyea lore
Season 2 intro lore
DEEP
iojmk;,l
Failboat could literally be on the verge of dying in his hospital bed, and chat would still ask him to sniff something like his heart rate monitor
Sniff the white stuff on the ground failboat do it before the sun destroys it all
I’ll just keep this comment chain in its context where it belongs....
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
*Sniff.*
@Sproot Sniff the MOOM
IM LOSING IT PAVE JUST STARES AT YOU. NO MUSIC HE IS JUST DISAPPOINTED THAT YOU SNIFFED HIM-
_(Pavé no longer feels the rhythm within you.)_
My donations were worth it
@@GrandCrystalStar *You are no longer filled with DETERMINATION, but instead; DISAPPOINTMENT...
@@montydoesgames wait this isnt undertale
When was this update?
Nothing screams St. Patricks day like a one month late Animal Crossing video.
Hol up that’s today?
@@totallyjokers No but un ironically it’s tomorrow
no today's my birthday
It’s saint Patrick’s day now as I’m watching this
I’m literally 1 year late O_O
Fun fact: in spanish isabell its called "canela" which means cinamon
That's adorableeee
Hey Ferb I know what we’re gonna eat tonight
And in english it's isabelle because it looks like a bell and in spanish is a dog which enters the group of canids so CAN-ela
*Man, these Apple Jacks are good.*
Me too, Timmy and Tommy are called Tendo and Nendo, Tom Nook is the same, Celeste is called Estela (Btw Estela means Stars or something like that and Celeste is a color) Blathers is Socrates, and well almost all the characters in Spain are called like things so yeah
"You wake up"
*Person on the floor*
"He probably wont, though"
Fail: **sniff**
**holy music stops**
My donations were worth it
It also played the normal music as if you were away from pavé, and it played perfectly in time with the music.
I feel like failboat has more fun making the stock intros then the video
(why the hell did this get so many likes)
at this point he’s just gonna make videos with stock images
Well the video is a compilation of his suffering by our hands.
hes gonna make a whole series from these intros
yup
Definitely
Seeing eyea now after watching the latest eyea lore stream is just super weird.
Oof
What is the stream?
Name a universe more epic than You Wake Up
fact: you can't
U wake and see 4 girls in festivale uniforms came up to u and I explode.
@@ethantreadway9478 sussssssssssss
"the problem: the solution:"
@@Iwontusethis255 wtf do you mean
@@dermotmartin8938 I spy a non Failboat fan
Little did we know, Fail has been trying to tell us the events of his life in the intros. Little did we know, it's all real.
Come to think of it we haven’t heard from his roommates in a while
“Relaxing” and “Monday Night” have ever been used in tandem before dude
wow
What do you mean by "Relaxing" and "Monday Night"..
11:18 that moment when even Animal Crossing is weirded out by you
Oh boy I sure do love it when Boat wakes up my parents by screaming "FOOOTBALLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" in the tender hours of the night :)
what is the sound for that
I was the 69th like. I have achieved comedy.
9:20 "That's how you do it!" I am very glad this was in the video.
The fact that failure has pupils is the real most concerning bit of information here
I mean, neither does eyea
@David Goldammer Never knew you existed. Hope you're doing well
@David Goldammer I’ve been fine, just keeping a low profile lately & hanging out in Vinesauce streams when not doing college stuff
Fail looks like this one kid in my school that never cut his hair.
Literally anything: *exists
Chat: *S N I F F*
theirs a minecraft streamer who is called sniffrish or sniff so i'm guessing she was in the chat
Sniff the chat
As soon as Failboat said 'My shirt.' And the screen went pink I got an ad for laundry detergent and it started with a guy spilling spaghetti on his shirt
“It’s so OFF-PUTTING! Perfect for Denny’s!”
0:50 My man be looking like a Panic at the Disco reject
“...And I need my [NFL on FOX Theme]”
Me too Dan, me too.
3:47
1 Month?
Is that a challenge?
*Try not playing it for half a whole year.*
...I shouldn’t be proud of this.
Edit: Um, I finally opened the game and Tom Nook won’t stop giving me the Nook Look™. Please help.
the n o o k l o o k ™
The trademark makes it better
@@cjlite0210 oml...
The nook look oml
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓝𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓛𝓸𝓸𝓴™️
yo failboat thanks for being such a cool dude and making the funniest vids that make me feel better when i'm super sad
Is it just me or does Mitzi look absolutely adorable in that festival outfit??
ONE
AND TWO
THREE
AND FOUR
Your HIPS, they do not MOVE.
(Pulls out gun)
*Now dance more*
So..... are we gonna get the eyea finale or what? At least put in on stream storage
I am never drinking anything while watching a Failboat video again
I don't think you need me to tell you the reason why
I don't think you need to say the reason why
But I do want to know what you were drinking
all I ever wanted in life is for me to wake up one day, walk around my local Denny’s and see failboat yelling “FOOTBALLLL” at me.
thank you for the introductory cinematic. it was incredibly moving.
0:22 "It's been months since you've seen them."
Why did this moment make me so emotional? 😭
2:48 Just realized this is the first of two times that the Splatoon and Animal Crossing games have used the word "ensconce", which were both made by the same dev team. Makes me wonder why they like it so much.
The intro lore is insane right now mat pat could do a theory on it.
These intros just get crazier and crazier...
It’s funny how ever since the new sniff reaction was introduced chat was never the same.
"you wake up" damn.
I love how Failboat can turn any normal item in this game into a weapon in 5 seconds
We all have an unspoken agreement that Fail screaming "FOOTBALLLLLLLLLLLL" is the funniest thing yet
*insert football music here*
@@the_popanator Insert NFL theme
5:28, purple red, living. *DEAD*
Oh please, one month isn't that long.
*I haven't been playing for 4 months and they say "oh golly gee, haven't seen you in a hot second, friend-o, how have you been, my dearest, bestest friend?*
This is Purgatory
9:21 Friday Night Failure
9:18 actually
It's a beautiful sunday morning.
You don't wake up...
Just leave before 11:17 things get _wrong_ after that point
11:16 he can sniff all he wants but he'll never be able to sniff himself
"How do i make a feather with a hammer?"
How do you make a feather with a SCREW?!
How do you make a feather with a *boat?*
2:23 DO do DO do do
3:14 caught me off guard
2:07
One and Two
Three and Four
Your hips don't move
N O W D A N C E S O M E M O R E
right before he walked into the pop tart room, i got an add for 'Frozen-Pop-Tart-Bites'. I am scared
“11:15”
Failboat: *sniffs Pave*
Pave: YOU WHAT!?!?
Me: Sniff is overused and not funny.
Also me: hiding in my underground base with full enchanted Netherite waiting to be attacked
You fool
We already have your cords
I recognize that non existent air block see you soon
Oh no
Anyway
My donations were worth it
You know failboat gets too relatable when he starts describing your last week
"Who's dropping confetti from the sky?" You ask?
*Gumshoe.*
1:30 That looks cool I wanna try that!
Pavé: up, down, left,north.
Fail: thats how you do it
HELP IM DYING AT THE AMAOZN PHONE GOING “DOO DOO DO DO DOO” IN THE BACKGROUND AHWNFNFM
Something about the way Fail says Rainbow makes my neurodivergent brain go brrrr (7:04)
failboat is probably having the time of his life making those stupid intros
0:49 I swear I just saw fnf b sides
Yes, it says fnf, I saw it
Do you think...?
Me three
The intro was shockingly dark and reminds me of how dark this game really is.
Wait a minute- how is this game dark?
@@HelixProto Tom nook. Young thriving businessman. Figures he could make some extra money. Y'know, big scheme, gonna cost a lot, gonna pay off even more. Gets a small crappy town. Forces people into debt to pay for more than just a bed. Makes it seem nice and neat, happy and cheerful. Sells fun items. However, it's just another front to make more money. After years of the con, he decides it's too risky and needs a scapegoat. Isn't enough hiring his children. Appoints shopkeepers and a "mayor." Again, all just a way to force more debt. He's discovered. Needs to run. Goes to an offshore island. He decides to set up another town, but this time there's nothing. Forcing the villagers and his children and his secretary to do everything. They have to pay to get that island resort, but because tom even controls the pilots, there's no way off. People trapped until they die. Paying eternally. Only money has taken this man's mind. Any means necessary. Even enslaving the innocent.
@@thewholecircus PLEASE STOP
@@HelixProto This is the lore, and you asked for it
I waited WAAAY too long for this. I was AT this stream... Like, a month ago. SHADE THROWN
Just like how my father forgot me!
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Are they back with the..
water?
0:49
You ain't slick failboat I saw that.
9:18
*"Thats how you do it"*
**gf intensifies**
1:27 oh baby, the football cheer megaphone.
“Process to blast my eardrums out”
4:23 I thought he was gonna say "classy bougie rachet sassy moody nasty"
11:34 I love what you do lol. Thank you Ɛ>
8:10 Ah yes, all the colours of the rainbow, pink orange green blue green orange pink
Did someone patent the colours of the rainbow? in what world is that a rainbow ahahahhaha
9:19 Now I know how MatPat feels with standing out details. can smell a FNF stream coming soon
3:39 I’m dying lol
11:18 THE WAY HE JUST STOPPED DANCING AND STARED.........
6:11 "War. War has changed..." ~Punished "Failure" Snake
3:03 there’s eggs in the water! There’s flakes in the sky! I guess it won’t be long until we all eat fries!
Title: exists
Me who just listened to Everywhere at the end of time: *oh no*
ExACTly
oh no
I just started listening to the album too. Its pretty nice so far.
same
WHY’D I DO THE SAME
3:26
**dieing if laughter**
(Moments later)
**dieing of the opposite of starvation**
7:47 me and the boys just found the legendary pokemon ho-oh
0:50 B-Sides, eh? I see you’re a boat of culture as well.
Failboat is the girlfriend from Friday night Funkin
y e s
YEs
When he turned the camera towards the mirror, I SWEAR I saw the Friday Night Funkin title screen on another monitor.
I hope that's true I hope that the guy I'm fighting with my terrible voice for
@@josejoestar7668 lol
0:17 PLEASE THE SONIC 06 MUSIC I CANT-😭🤚
whats dropping the confetti, you may ask? me: T H E S O U L S O F T H E I N O C I N T
7:23 dont mention breathin
SNIFF
Didn’t expect that intro
1:05 "add more content"
Nintendo: did I hear c o n t e n the
Edit Well anyway even more content I guess
"That's how you do it"
Does this mean...
*does this mean...*
*DAN'S PLAYED FNF ON STREAM AND WE'RE GONNA GET A HIGHLIGHT VIDEO?!?*
8:15 Iggly: No! NOT LIKE THIS!!!
**DBZ Light Erasure**
“Your hips they do not move, now dance some more *holds a gun*” - Pavé 2021
hearing the girlfriend from friday night funkin' say "thats how you do it" just made me realise
hey
failboat has probably played this game
W H E R E V I D E O
Not family friendly
I know when im really enjoying a video and i hit the first ad and my smile drops... Then to realize the my jaw is sore from smiling for 3 minutes straight 😄🤣
3:47 missile launcher
“If you enjoy how I vibe, than maybe consider to subscribe”
I just noticed that the guy they killed is their friend whoes house burned down
1:30 I walked in my house when he screamed football.
The weeds: hahah you fool.....
9:20 “that’s how you do it!”
*FNF gf appears in the back*
9:29 i swear Amy theme- oh god
"SUPER RAINBOW!" My entire personality
0:06
wth?!
my friend and i consistently made jokes about how pave is most definitely not straight when we were playing the festivale event together. it was great
it’s ironic that I’m eating poptarts while watching this and at 3:25 he made I house with walls made out of poptarts