All this time later, and this video still makes me literally cry laughing. Actual tears and everything. Just when you're recovering from "Antonio Stella Bottom Tile", Ashens tries to continue with "Ji Plug Pu Melon Nai" and that's it. It's all over
I just love that last attempt to continue reading. In my head a voice says: "Finish him!" and then, "ji plug pu · melon nai" You're done, Ashens. You're done. You were no match for this insanity.
OMFG I REALISED WHY IT'S ANTONIO STELLA BOTTOM TILE In Mandarin, Antonio Stradiavi is pronounced Andongni'ao -si te la di wa li (obviously you don't say it all detached, but those syllables EACH mean Stella Bottom Tile) - so they didn't keep the chinese pronounciation and just translated it into English. Same with Guiseppe - ji plug pu melon nai is ' Ji sai pu gua nai.' I can/t believe I actually made sense of this omfg
Dustin L My guesses are Antonio Stradivari 安东尼奥 · 斯特拉底瓦里 (an dong ni ao · si te la di wa li) and Giuseppe Guarneri 吉塞普 · 瓜奈里 (ji sai pu · gua nai li) correct me if anyone knows better.
+NANCAY WANG You are truly incredible! By being fluent in Chinese and English, you can communicate with over half the world! You can't even imagine how much demand there would be for you in America. You'd make more money than I ever would. :)
@@ChaseMC215 Yeah, especially the swearing probably. Not ideal for broad monetization. That said, it's one of the funniest things on YT, I re-watch it on occasion, so I'm glad he did upload it to his alt channel at least.
@@ThatSoddingGamer This video, and many of Stuart's videos before it on the main channel, were before advertisers refused to run their ads on just any run-of-the-mill video. He regularly cursed in main channel videos. If kids hadn't been tortured and a simple jab at Germany's past wasn't misunderstood as a jab at jews, this would still be the case. But companies like Coca-Cola, Nestlé and the like don't want to endorse that type of content. Of course, now that COPPA is in place, there are now tiers of monetisation, rather than just a straight on/off switch. There's child-friendly (demonetised), there's family friendly (monetised), there's mature (monetised but fewer companies are in the ad pool), and obscene (demonetised).
@@EatAnOctorok And now TH-cam will monetize any video they see fit, regardless of subscribers, likes or even view count, and not pay the content creator a button unless they’re well known.
Through research in the comments, the original text must have been in Chinese, and just put through an automatic translator. The names must then have been written as "Antonio Stradivari (安东尼奥 · 斯特拉底瓦里)" and what is written inside the parentheses would be an equivalent Chinese pronunciation to the name. But when translated, since "Antonio Stradivari" isn't in Chinese, it remains the same, but "安东尼奥 · 斯特拉底瓦里" gets translated to "Antonio Stella bottom tile", where it was able to detect the first part (安东尼奥) as a name, but couldn't make sense of the second part aside from (斯特拉) "Stella" also being a name.
底 means bottom or end and 瓦 means shingles (like on a roof). The auto translator read the Antonio Stella part as a name but then literally translated the rest of his name.
Me, too. For almost 12 years now this has been my go-to video when I need to forget about bad stuff. 🙂 ...and that's why I'm here today. 😢 Sigh. Anyway, somebody at TH-cam needs to give this video some kind of award.
Steewee Asherguy play violin fun music for Violin: wonderfulsoundstrangeshape. Violin with fun key to talk like a fool. The violin is music orchestra instrument was made by Antoniu Star De Marty and made good instrument key...
Rewatching this, and I love how innocent Ashens sounds on this first take: "Oh look, there's an introduction, let's read it =D" Little did he know what he was getting into... xD
The hysterical laughter at the end of this video gives me life. The idea of Stuart awkwardly squatting over a camera, reading out chinglish instructions on the back of a kids violin toy, and then pissing himself is some of the most chaotically hysterical shit on TH-cam.
Saw the original; laughed. Saw this; cried with laughter. This is the first TH-cam video where I have genuinely cried from laughing. Thank you so much Stu! :'D
Antonio Stella Bottom Tile would be a perfect name for a puppet in a kids' show. "Hey kids, it's story time! Welcome, Punchy George! 'Oi!' Nosey Rumble Wort! 'G`day!' and Antonio Stella Bottom Tile! 'Top da mornin' to ya!' In today's story, Mr. Bottom Tile learns to play the violin, with our special guest, Nicolas Marty."
The Ashens (Ashens) is a kind of super funny tat reviewed to ring carry reviewers. He is widely spread all over the Norwich, is the modern TH-cam string of the main reviewer. In the video he plays very important position, is the pillar of the modern TH-cam reviewer, but also has the difficult moviemaking skills solo actor. The emergence of modern Ashens has been 8 years of history, is the western reviewer since the 21st century in one of the most important reviewers as the reviewer king, was also the production is itself a gate Ashens for fine video. The Ashens beautiful laugh, close to an infectious one, and the subscribers are many, it was born from that day on, he's been in the reviewer of significant position, for people loved. If the AVGN is "the king of Game Reviewers, then the Ashens is" the king of Tat Reviewers ". For years, the world famous tat formed a lot of Ashens classic videos, the reviewer of this tat into the soul, the development of the superb video making. The Ashens can reviews and blooper. (Shamelessly stolen from SirEden, sorry) The Ashens is a string of four British reviewers, the family is the main members of the family system of other members are: (The Guru Larry, the Film Brain, and the Mike J.) Modern Ashens originated from British Norr itch, in 1970-1990 years to become the largest Ashens production center. The famous master making tat are: Funtastic (Fun taste ice), Greenbrier International (Green brain ire intra gnat ion), and Signalex (Sai fax machine snow Qing); they made tat so far are rubbish. The Ashens fifth video: Gamestation review, register more than half a million view, is all TH-cam indispensable reviewer, also after reviewers.
+Vishi Kant me too. i have watched this many times, and i STILL laughed, until i cried, when ashens got a "laughter attack". although i HAS been a while since i watched this video, but STILL!
I translated the description for the video to Chinese and back again and got: You can not see a person in the room to dance around the corner clutching his chest with one leg, trying desperately to not laugh out loud. Finally, I can take any more dams burst, I gave up. The next day I shot myself, when I am familiar with the text.
I took the description and bounced it around loads of languages in google translate for about 10 minutes and now it is: "Otherwise, chest and smile relevant pages in the corner of the dance people. Then, I said, and I buy in the box to the left. If you are not familiar text, in the day when I work."
Translated Into Like Every Language On Google Translate And Came Up With: I spent the next day and killed him. I use it more leg trying to get a laugh out loud, and the corners of the chest to see all the ballroom. I know the text.
glitchsmasher While ignoring each of the many laugh, someone who does not have one leg in the room can see the dancing and waving his arms. Finally , you will not be able to cope with the collapse of the dam , I stopped . The next day when I am familiar with the text , he was taken
I like that he recreates these occasionally for professionalism and all, but there is definitely something way more entertaining about laughing along with someone's utter amusement at something. I smiled at the first cut and broke down at this one. Not because I found the text especially funny the second time but because of Ashen's reaction.
Did anyone else notice that someone changed Wikipedia to say Antonio Stella bottom tile? They've gotten rid of it, but it still shows up when you google Antonio Stella bottom tile...
I thought the regular channel's video was funny, but I think this first take was far more amusing, tears of laughter on my face. So pleased you kept this version for this alternate channel XD
so, i put the description through google translate a couple of times (i think it was something like Chinese simplified, Latin, Thai and back to English) and it came back like this x'D: You can see in the corner and play with the legs of a man, his breast and trying not to laugh bitterly. In short, I can not take any more of their mother broke out I was getting. I was sent the next day, there was more familiar to me in the mail.
Violet Dawnside I took your translation and did the exact inverse: 'English' to Thai to Latin to Simplified Chinese, back to 'English.' Enjoy: You see, when in a corner in the human breast cancer do , play, laugh , love, and his mother did not explain , in short , have sprung up , will not stand it anymore , I sent . Tomorrow is familiar with my mail
I did the same, but put it through a few more layers of Google Translate (Filipino, Traditional Chinese, German, etc.) and this is what came out: You see, he tries to spread love, but to laugh in a corner of the room. In other words, not by his mother, broke it, and I ate. It is to be sent in the coming days and written explanation, however. Mother fucking exquisite.
Germine Franco Espino I got this from putting what you got through nearly every single language on Google Translate: SPER audinio.Yra. Înainte şi tendinţe. I feel like I summoned Cthulhu.
I can imagine some Chinese guy who can barley speak English being super pissed off, and trying to comment but can't. "It Not Funn It not, Funny shape sound very nice sounding"
+Anal Prolapse In My Bum When I'm Filled With Cum By Onii-Chan And His Friends While I'm A Cumdump ♥ What are you talking about, this is some vintage Google translation here, good stuff, pure gold. Deserves a special place in the Chinglish hall of fame.
Some guy in China forgot to take out the Chinese phonetic guides from the text before running it through Google Translate and we were blessed with Antonio Stella bottom tile.
This is still by far my favorite Ashens video. I love watching commenters or comedians lose it behind their own videos. There's something very "human" about it that you usually don't get from videos now-a days.
after watching this i wanted to say "Antonio stella bottom tile" to my mum to see if she laughed but i couldnt physically finish saying it without bursting into unstoppable laughter for a solid 5-10 minutes and once i had calmed down i tried to tell her again and continued laughing before getting it out
watching this 6 years later and it is still my favorite youtube video when I am in a foul mood. this always brings a tear to my eye because of laughter.
Ashen's funny laughter keys have been activated.
Ayy I'm a big fan of your work
1.3k likes
1 reply
Amazing
*pressed
Because the manufacturer was talking like a fool.
You're the reason I heard a about Ashens, and I'm so glad I did...this is amazing.
So glad I'm finally getting the recognition I deserve
You've earned it mate.
Antonio Stella Bottom Tile I will now become Ji Plug Pu Melon. Maybe.
You ate enough Ji Plug Pu Melons to be worth it.
Antonio Stella Bottom Tile Loving this to tears!!
I have a medal.
It has your name on it.
I'm in tears (tears)
Tear bottom tile
(Tea-arse)
(I mine tea-arse)
tears (tea ras)
tea ears
I still come back to this video from time to time just for a laugh during these dark times.
Well said!
Here for just this reason. 😂
same
Me too
someone asks "what's your favourite infectious laughter video" and here i come yet again
All this time later, and this video still makes me literally cry laughing. Actual tears and everything.
Just when you're recovering from "Antonio Stella Bottom Tile", Ashens tries to continue with "Ji Plug Pu Melon Nai" and that's it. It's all over
Same, still hilarious since day 1.
The way the "anglicised" names start out mediocre but only get worse & worse is simply perfect.
IIRC the only video he ever had to reshoot Ashens was laughing so hard..
Jesus, you'd think the guy had never heard of the famous Italian violinist, Gi Plug Pu Melon Nai...
Also known as "Melon Nai The Violin Guy"
YOu both killed me. :)
Harmonics are cool.
antonio stella bottom tile is the most famous violinist who ever lived!
(ji plug pu melon nai)
This is one of those times where I wish I'd been able to see his face.
Print a picture of Ashens and crumple it into a ball. Then flatten it out mostly. Flick some water at it's eyes and you're done.
+HD_Harold what a crease
Yeah, that's about right
Nearly 2 years later and this still makes me laugh my ass off. 10/10.
Ive just watch this again , for the same lols as first time i watched this , and and it did it again !!.. ( tears of joy ) . Go ashens (ashens) !
Agreed
How do your legs remain attached to your torso?
Over 2 years later from this comment and, yup it's still true.
@@RAFMnBgaming 8 months since this reply and indeed still correct
"If it is talk nonsense long time no touch, about 26 automatic turn off."
Sounds like a bad relationship.
my favourite pooper is here
Oh hey it's chickenpika! I love your rosen based work!
ChickenPika a
Don't forget to press the act or talk like a fool key
I have never heard Stuart laugh this hard before, this is my new favourite thing
His laugh is magical
That "GAGKCOUGHP...oh-f.uck.COUGHCOUGHCOUGH" at 7:05 made me lose my shit.. :'D
That whole paragraph is what happens when you press the talk like a fool key
I just love that last attempt to continue reading. In my head a voice says: "Finish him!"
and then, "ji plug pu · melon nai"
You're done, Ashens. You're done. You were no match for this insanity.
Antonio Stella Bottom Tile could be a good name for the kid on the box: slightly androgynous, and a little upper class.
P Hampton
And he judges you like you were naught but dirt on the bottom of a tile that a man named Antonio Stella tracked his dirty shoes across.
Agent Paradox Not just Antonio Stella, but Antonio Stella bottom tile
OMFG I REALISED WHY IT'S ANTONIO STELLA BOTTOM TILE
In Mandarin, Antonio Stradiavi is pronounced Andongni'ao -si te la di wa li (obviously you don't say it all detached, but those syllables EACH mean Stella Bottom Tile) - so they didn't keep the chinese pronounciation and just translated it into English.
Same with Guiseppe - ji plug pu melon nai is ' Ji sai pu gua nai.' I can/t believe I actually made sense of this omfg
NANCAY WANG can you type the names in Chinese? (I can read Chinese)
Dustin L
My guesses are
Antonio Stradivari
安东尼奥 · 斯特拉底瓦里 (an dong ni ao · si te la di wa li)
and
Giuseppe Guarneri
吉塞普 · 瓜奈里 (ji sai pu · gua nai li)
correct me if anyone knows better.
TheLivetuner OMG we are actually trying to make sense of it :D
Nice guess~
+NANCAY WANG You are truly incredible! By being fluent in Chinese and English, you can communicate with over half the world! You can't even imagine how much demand there would be for you in America. You'd make more money than I ever would. :)
SouthwesternEagle I literally put it in google translate HAHA, I can't speak or write in Mandarin. It sucks.
This is my therapy video
Mine too :) everytime i need a laugh or i feel down i watch this video
New word, thank you!
Doggy McDogeface same here lol
Same
Watching this to forget about the stresses of finding a job for a while. It just doesn't get old.
Should have kept this in the original cut. I loved it :)
True that
I prefer the final version.
he has an infectious laugh that is unreal to me
you can just hear the laughing fit building and building in his voice as the video goes on, it's so good
Terrifies me that this was 10 years ago, time flies by
Whoever came into the room just then must've thought this man is crazy, laughing at a plastic violin alone on a sofa with a camera.
Didn't expect to see you here...
xD
I'm kinda everywhere.
He's not alone, there's someone else in the room as well.
Oh hi, I'll be moving along then...
TheBaloneyboy o hi dere
Ashens has finally had a mental breakdown from all the shit he has reviewed
An excellent mental breakdown
***** I literally died from that.
Benjamin ^_^ If you literally died, how were you able to type that. Are you a zombie.
The Genius24 excellent.mezgr.de/zombie
Why is this the extra, this should be the main one.
Because it wasn't ment to actually happen on the review
@@ChaseMC215 Yeah, especially the swearing probably. Not ideal for broad monetization. That said, it's one of the funniest things on YT, I re-watch it on occasion, so I'm glad he did upload it to his alt channel at least.
@@ThatSoddingGamer This video, and many of Stuart's videos before it on the main channel, were before advertisers refused to run their ads on just any run-of-the-mill video. He regularly cursed in main channel videos. If kids hadn't been tortured and a simple jab at Germany's past wasn't misunderstood as a jab at jews, this would still be the case. But companies like Coca-Cola, Nestlé and the like don't want to endorse that type of content.
Of course, now that COPPA is in place, there are now tiers of monetisation, rather than just a straight on/off switch. There's child-friendly (demonetised), there's family friendly (monetised), there's mature (monetised but fewer companies are in the ad pool), and obscene (demonetised).
@@EatAnOctorok And now TH-cam will monetize any video they see fit, regardless of subscribers, likes or even view count, and not pay the content creator a button unless they’re well known.
I agree! The redo just doesn't sound natural. He is unfazed by the shitty translation.
Through research in the comments, the original text must have been in Chinese, and just put through an automatic translator. The names must then have been written as "Antonio Stradivari (安东尼奥 · 斯特拉底瓦里)" and what is written inside the parentheses would be an equivalent Chinese pronunciation to the name. But when translated, since "Antonio Stradivari" isn't in Chinese, it remains the same, but "安东尼奥 · 斯特拉底瓦里" gets translated to "Antonio Stella bottom tile", where it was able to detect the first part (安东尼奥) as a name, but couldn't make sense of the second part aside from (斯特拉) "Stella" also being a name.
Ok
I went to school with a "Bottoms"
...had nothing to do with tile, though...
底 means bottom or end and 瓦 means shingles (like on a roof). The auto translator read the Antonio Stella part as a name but then literally translated the rest of his name.
Did the creators use the talk like a fool key on the box?
6:57 I think it pressed Stuart's funny laughter key.
WildKatGirl XD
This comment pressed mine
I always watch this when I'm sad and it makes me laugh so hard.
same here. i laugh every time.
Welcome to the club !
yep this is my good to video to watch if depressed or just in a sad mood. it makes me do a 180 and laugh hard along with stuart
Me, too. For almost 12 years now this has been my go-to video when I need to forget about bad stuff. 🙂 ...and that's why I'm here today. 😢 Sigh. Anyway, somebody at TH-cam needs to give this video some kind of award.
@@amandanw Me too, today, it did help. Hope youre feeling better!
That was probably the bast Ashens Blooper I've ever seen, I was literally in tears from laughing so much. XD
If I have a bad day I come back to this video and immediately feel better
Same!
Who pressed Ashen's funny laughter key?
I think this is the first time that I have had actual tears of laughter rolling down my face over a TH-cam video
Mine was with the fake he man figures video he did XD
MrFirewolf18 Mine was and is the iPhone 5 that has an aerial and makes animal noises. Still the funniest Ashens video ever made.
Stuart Ashens (Stewie Pu Arse) funny laughter violin (violin) hahaha up thumbs.
Steewee Asherguy play violin fun music for Violin: wonderfulsoundstrangeshape. Violin with fun key to talk like a fool. The violin is music orchestra instrument was made by Antoniu Star De Marty and made good instrument key...
+Patrick Gallagher Ashens makes me crack up like hell every day!
+Patrick Gallagher Your autocorrect must be in meltdown
+DapperDog your profile pic must be a resource pack
+Totally not random Skits and Shorts (Yomama) No, it's a mod, iChun's Hat Mod, to be exact.
Ashens has got to have some of the most contagious laughter ever.
And... "everything is always fine." Well, not Ashens. Or me. Or anybody else watching this.
1980sGamer I also like how he spat on the paper at 6:48.
Rewatching this, and I love how innocent Ashens sounds on this first take: "Oh look, there's an introduction, let's read it =D"
Little did he know what he was getting into... xD
dont we love him..?
Marianne Davila we do!
The hysterical laughter at the end of this video gives me life. The idea of Stuart awkwardly squatting over a camera, reading out chinglish instructions on the back of a kids violin toy, and then pissing himself is some of the most chaotically hysterical shit on TH-cam.
he should've added a face cam, that way we can see the hilarity in its full form
Brb, starting a band called Antonio Stella Bottom Tile.
I'll be the violinist (violinist)
+HD_Harold remember: you can concert AND solo!
wolfy boy*GASP!*
+HD_Harold i KNOW right! now GO out there and build the future small child star!
wolfy boy I will name my first born child Antonio Stella Bottomtile.
As an Italian, I hate that the world loves Pavarotti and completely ignores Gi Plug Pu Melon Nai.
Watching this video is essentially a daily ritual for me.
ji plug pu melon nai The Science Guy
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
I just died. RIP me.
Christopher Perry I can't
Christopher Perry YES
Christopher Perry I'm literally in tears from that lol ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)3､`)
I return to the 2 violin videos once a year and I'm glad to confirm they're still peak content. Long live Ashens.
Now I know what I've been missing my whole life, his laughter. My life is complete.
'An Excellent Violin'
*violin (violin)
+Anna-lisa May This website exists? I NEED MORE OF IT STAT!!!!!
An Excellent (excellent) Violin (violin)
+Matojeje an excellent comment!
'An Excellent Violin (Violin)'
Rewatching this for the first time in years and crying with laughter again
It's almost 2017 and I came back to this video because I needed a laugh and this is literally the funniest thing on TH-cam.
I did the same thing after watching his Episope I video. Literally some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen.
Almost 2018, checking in
2018 and I'm here again!
2018... same here!
2019: ŧïɱε ∱σŗ ą ŋεщ đσşε
Ashens (Ash Chicken Ends)
Under appreciated comment. 😂
Came back to this 8 years later to laugh again. Thanks, mate. My throat hurts now, but my spirits are lifted
I am back to my annual viewing of this absolute masterpiece. A pilgrimage, if you will.
Thanks for cheering me up Ashens, I've had a shit of a day and you made me feel a little better.
all hail antonio stella bottom tile
shezmu24 All hail Lelouch
shezmu24 He tiles our bottoms...
Cory Collins Whilst drinking stella :P
shezmu24 ALL HAIL JI PLUG PU - MELON NAI
Saw the original; laughed. Saw this; cried with laughter. This is the first TH-cam video where I have genuinely cried from laughing. Thank you so much Stu! :'D
Best marketing strategy
when like and comment video, Elliot Ormston (El Salvador face ball) on comment video when laugh chinese translate
Ashens is laughing. God bless us.
Knock off He-Man figures. Look it up.
MJuegaES Green lantern figures.
Checkmate.
MJuegaES iPhone 5G Review.....You all need to see that one :D
***** Yeah that was good but I kinda half expected what he found as I have a fake blackberry from the Chinese markets of endless crap
Antonio Stella Bottom Tile would be a perfect name for a puppet in a kids' show.
"Hey kids, it's story time! Welcome, Punchy George! 'Oi!' Nosey Rumble Wort! 'G`day!' and Antonio Stella Bottom Tile! 'Top da mornin' to ya!'
In today's story, Mr. Bottom Tile learns to play the violin, with our special guest, Nicolas Marty."
Can't forget when Ji Plug Pu Melon Nai learned that the violin can concert AND solo.
Antonio Stella bottom tile and the string of four bowed instruments. I'd watch the hell out of that.
And in that episode all the kids watching learn that they can
build the future small child star.
you my friend are a fucking genious. seriosly go to i dunno fox or something or even better nick jr
Michelle Johnson And who can forget the moment when he activated the talk like a fool key!
Every time life gets rough, I watch this video and it picks me right back up again - even seven years later, lol!
Stuart Ashen ( Stew Art Ash Coffeemaker) is good maker of video.
This is so perfect!
Silviu Moga Wonderful reviewers, strange devices.
The Ashens (Ashens) is a kind of super funny tat reviewed to ring carry reviewers. He is widely spread all over the Norwich, is the modern TH-cam string of the main reviewer. In the video he plays very important position, is the pillar of the modern TH-cam reviewer, but also has the difficult moviemaking skills solo actor.
The emergence of modern Ashens has been 8 years of history, is the western reviewer since the 21st century in one of the most important reviewers as the reviewer king, was also the production is itself a gate Ashens for fine video. The Ashens beautiful laugh, close to an infectious one, and the subscribers are many, it was born from that day on, he's been in the reviewer of significant position, for people loved. If the AVGN is "the king of Game Reviewers, then the Ashens is" the king of Tat Reviewers ".
For years, the world famous tat formed a lot of Ashens classic videos, the reviewer of this tat into the soul, the development of the superb video making. The Ashens can reviews and blooper. (Shamelessly stolen from SirEden, sorry)
The Ashens is a string of four British reviewers, the family is the main members of the family system of other members are: (The Guru Larry, the Film Brain, and the Mike J.) Modern Ashens originated from British Norr itch, in 1970-1990 years to become the largest Ashens production center. The famous master making tat are: Funtastic (Fun taste ice), Greenbrier International (Green brain ire intra gnat ion), and Signalex (Sai fax machine snow Qing); they made tat so far are rubbish. The Ashens fifth video: Gamestation review, register more than half a million view, is all TH-cam indispensable reviewer, also after reviewers.
*****
Hahahahahhhaahahaha I died laughing that. Awesome work.
*****
'If AVGN is "the king of game reviewers", then Ashens is" the queen of reviewers ".'
Fixed that for you
Antonio Stradivari will now forever be known as Antonio Stella Bottom Tile - LOL
I was literally in tears while laughing
+Vishi Kant me too. i have watched this many times, and i STILL laughed, until i cried, when ashens got a "laughter attack". although i HAS been a while since i watched this video, but STILL!
+Vishi Kant I think almost everyone was in tears laughing :)
I feel sad that nothing will _ever_ top this
I'm naming my future kid Antonio Stella bottom tile
Dibs on ji plung pu
***** Mine will be Stuart Ashens
Great, so I'm stuck with Nicolas Marty. Ah well, I'll take it.
Now everyone is going to pester their wives for abortions....
ITS BEEN FIVE YEARS SKSKSK HAVE YOU HAD A CHILF Yet I NEED to know 😂
Ten years on and this video can still bring me to tears. It's like a fine wine that I crack open every now and then to savor once again.
I translated the description for the video to Chinese and back again and got: You can not see a person in the room to dance around the corner clutching his chest with one leg, trying desperately to not laugh out loud. Finally, I can take any more dams burst, I gave up. The next day I shot myself, when I am familiar with the text.
'The next day I shot myself' that got really dark really fast
Boy, that escalated quickly.
I took the description and bounced it around loads of languages in google translate for about 10 minutes and now it is: "Otherwise, chest and smile relevant pages in the corner of the dance people. Then, I said, and I buy in the box to the left. If you are not familiar text, in the day when I work."
Translated Into Like Every Language On Google Translate And Came Up With:
I spent the next day and killed him. I use it more leg trying to get a laugh out loud, and the corners of the chest to see all the ballroom. I know the text.
glitchsmasher
While ignoring each of the many laugh, someone who does not have one leg in the room can see the dancing and waving his arms. Finally , you will not be able to cope with the collapse of the dam , I stopped . The next day when I am familiar with the text , he was taken
This is one of my favourite Ashens videos ever made. Comedy gold, we love you Stuart🤣🤣
I like that he recreates these occasionally for professionalism and all, but there is definitely something way more entertaining about laughing along with someone's utter amusement at something. I smiled at the first cut and broke down at this one. Not because I found the text especially funny the second time but because of Ashen's reaction.
everyone needs a funny laughter key
+Thr³³
I think this video IS my funny laughter key.
+alex m you're not literally dying, if you were you would probably not post this comment, unless you're mental.
+Christmas Tem jeez calm down bro might as well join I can't take a fucking joke in my life club
chantal terrey
looks like you got your alt to hate on me too whoops
So you'd be seven now?
I watch this when im in a bad mood and it always turns into a good mood
Antonio Stella bottom tile
R.I.P Ashens
Did anyone else notice that someone changed Wikipedia to say Antonio Stella bottom tile? They've gotten rid of it, but it still shows up when you google Antonio Stella bottom tile...
I thought the regular channel's video was funny, but I think this first take was far more amusing, tears of laughter on my face. So pleased you kept this version for this alternate channel XD
7 years and I’m still laughing my head off
Antonio Stella Bottom Tile for president.
mihaelkyeah ksjn Well, hello there! Never knew you actually watched Ashens. o3o
GTFO My Pancake! Hello again. c:
mihaelkyeah ksjn make violin great again
That name sounds like something that J.K. Rowling would have thought for one of her Harry Potter characters.
mihaelkyeah ksjn #notmypresident (pregnant dick)
Stuart Ashen (pak jong tao pale) is of the whoever made the video a little, pale video nonundesirable.
yeah. I COMPLETELY lost it on this version. Ashens! we LOVE this!
You really should set up a camera to film Dan's reactions when you do things like these.
Dan wasn't there!
He would know what happened and react accordingly anyway.
+extraashens well than who was it?
+Sh4rky Maybe his dog...
+Snakatorium His wife?
"Antonio Stella bottom tile" is the most Backstroke of The West ass name I've ever seen lmao
Ive been told that Antonio Stella Bottom Tile loves playing Chanticleer Hegemony on his PCP Station.
so, i put the description through google translate a couple of times (i think it was something like Chinese simplified, Latin, Thai and back to English) and it came back like this x'D:
You can see in the corner and play with the legs of a man, his breast and trying not to laugh bitterly. In short, I can not take any more of their mother broke out I was getting. I was sent the next day, there was more familiar to me in the mail.
Violet Dawnside
I took your translation and did the exact inverse: 'English' to Thai to Latin to Simplified Chinese, back to 'English.' Enjoy:
You see, when in a corner in the human breast cancer do , play, laugh , love, and his mother did not explain , in short , have sprung up , will not stand it anymore , I sent . Tomorrow is familiar with my mail
omg that's so weird x'DD
I did the same, but put it through a few more layers of Google Translate (Filipino, Traditional Chinese, German, etc.) and this is what came out:
You see, he tries to spread love, but to laugh in a corner of the room. In other words, not by his mother, broke it, and I ate. It is to be sent in the coming days and written explanation, however.
Mother fucking exquisite.
Germine Franco Espino I got this from putting what you got through nearly every single language on Google Translate:
SPER audinio.Yra. Înainte şi tendinţe.
I feel like I summoned Cthulhu.
o.o
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I've seen this so many times, and here I am in 2020 watching it again, Antonio Stella Bottom Tile never gets old!
It is possibly youtube's finest moment. Nothing comes close. I hope Ashens realizes what gem he (accidentally) produced .
Even his laugh sounds fancy and dignified
You put it in words
+josh kirby OF COURSE, it does! he's BRITISH!
+wolfy boy Hey! I'm British too, and my laugh doesn't sound fancy or dignified, unless you compare it to that of a pig.
+Adam Mullarkey i'm sure you have a fancy and dignified laugh too.
wolfy boy If you'd heard it, you'd know it wasn't fancy or dignified. Not as mush as Ashens', anyway.
The 81 people who disliked were not the future small child star
What these Chinese manufacturers did was type it up in Chinese translated it to polish then to german then to English.
What?! Why?!?!
Using Google Translate, remember.
yenee94 He was joking, he means that they must've run the translation through random languages first to come out with such a shitty translation.
Nancy FORESTIDOLBEAR oh I see
You can't type Chinese.
This WINS the internet. I come back every once in a while to have a good hard laugh and it never disappoints.
Same!
From time to time I revisit this video and every time it cracks me up without fail xD Don't need a funny laughter key for this one
Hey elf monster is it my bed time yet?
"I can't forget the first time I met Professor Oak!
Oh,excuse me,I wanted to call him by his preferred name - Elf Monster."
Hat time is it?
Old ass comments.
***** Hey. I can't believe I commented on this 33 weeks ago. Time goes fast.
Almost 6 years later, this video is still gold.
it really is. some times you got to revisit the classics
I can imagine some Chinese guy who can barley speak English being super pissed off, and trying to comment but can't.
"It Not Funn It not, Funny shape sound very nice sounding"
+Catty Mintgum ''not issue have manufacture, just use wrong of translate google using.''
+Anal Prolapse In My Bum When I'm Filled With Cum By Onii-Chan And His Friends While I'm A Cumdump ♥ What are you talking about, this is some vintage Google translation here, good stuff, pure gold. Deserves a special place in the Chinglish hall of fame.
+Catty Mintgum factorization fault is do not, Question of the changing. As your vision, humourous shape is sound of the nice.
joohomom Someone pressed the talk like a fool key. Strange shape indeed.
TheLivetuner The translators did press the talk like a fool key. I'm intrigued that the factory operation did not automatically shut down.
Some guy in China forgot to take out the Chinese phonetic guides from the text before running it through Google Translate and we were blessed with Antonio Stella bottom tile.
Antonio Stella bottom tile >
It's always good to hear Ashen laugh once in a while. He acts too serious sometimes. :D
This is still by far my favorite Ashens video. I love watching commenters or comedians lose it behind their own videos. There's something very "human" about it that you usually don't get from videos now-a days.
after watching this i wanted to say "Antonio stella bottom tile" to my mum to see if she laughed but i couldnt physically finish saying it without bursting into unstoppable laughter for a solid 5-10 minutes and once i had calmed down i tried to tell her again and continued laughing before getting it out
Any time my depression flairs up I come back to this video, it gives me hope
Ashens.exe has stopped working ...
i need to catch my breath
aaaah man, 8 years on and I still cry with laughter every time I watch this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 See you in another year or so my old friend 🤩😄
Truly one of the greatest outtakes of all time. What a legend.
I have to admit, I rather enjoyed choking on my own saliva.
You too?
Has milk gone bad?
I made the mistake of eating while watching this :c
This is six years old and Antonio Stella Bottom Tile still brings joy to my life 😂😂😂😭
This beats the Batman description by a long shot.
so is the the Reteival Mankind's Violin?
Damn, Stuart! I was watching the original video with my girlfriend and we were literally laughing just like you did in this one! This is comedy gold!
watching this 6 years later and it is still my favorite youtube video when I am in a foul mood. this always brings a tear to my eye because of laughter.
"The history of the violin, now we're talkin'..."
Famous last words.
Your laugh is the best I've EVER heard! XD
I'm sitting here busting a gut because of it. LMMFAO!!!!! STELLA BOTTOM TILE! ROFL!!!!!
6:54 You're welcome everybody
Marked One??? What The Hell????
Someone pushed Ashen's funny laughter key.
I now watch this video any time I need to laugh. Thank You Based Ashens.
9 years later and this is still my go to video for a good laugh.
There is nothing quite so glorious in life as ashens' hysterical laughter. It cheers you up no matter how bad your day is.