I created life from nothing, I created the planets from dust. I shaped life in my own image and I possess almighty power, now I ask but one thing; can you lend us a tenner?
i received one of these letters so i sent him $500.000 dollars in my daughters play money plus a hand drawn picture of big foot ill bet peter was pleased
kricku Since the "poster" has US dollars, and 25 is a number most people don't consider that high, I am guessing A. the guy sends these out in the US as well and B. he asks for $25 in the American version, because God demands more from the United Kingdom and God doesn't expect anyone to pull up a currency calculator on their path to debt salvation (also $38.37 feels like to much money for a lot of people, and isn't as nice of a number, also directly switching from dollars to pound only requires the form letters change one character).
+Lurac Case so all that debt talk running through the media was all lies (as soon as social networks were used as sources the news is filled with bull) and instead greece just had a bad deficit???
"The title of this story is: 'God can drill an olive-oil well in your kitchen!'" I literally had to pause for a few minutes to regain my composure. Images of a being of light with a hand drill in dirty overalls, arriving next Tuesday between 8am and 8pm filled my head...
Whenever you get anything of this sort (be it supernatural bullshit or any weird "congratulations you won the lottery just pay us £25" kind of thing), just fill the pre-paid return envelope with some flat metal junk (e.g. a handful of washers or anything cheap, flat and heavy) and send it - whoever it gets sent to will have to pay the charge for a heavy letter. If a lot of people would keep doing it long enough, we might see a decrease in this kind of physical spam.
+Pawel Korzeniewski I wonder how far the envelope would stretch. I have some empty cardboard boxes, a stack of unneeded bricks and a roll of packing tape.
I swear, with a name like Peter Popoff, he sounds like some animated penguin villain from a failed Don Bluth cartoon (the animation in my head looks more Bluth than Disney). An Emperor Penguin in a top hat with a cane magically held in his flipper who sings some hammy villain song about how he's going to ice the world for some nefarious purpose. And he's singing this to the main character's polar bear cub friend who he has recently captured. And he's voiced by Tim Curry doing his Hexus voice. Like every time I hear his name, this is what I picture in my head.
***** And that's your opinion. Mine and 14 other peoples' seem to be that he sounds like a Don Bluth character. Like a terrible one, because Bluth has made some amazing films.
tiny punkabuu It sounds like an alagamation of the villain from The Pebble And the Penguin (who was, coincidentally, also voiced by Tim Curry) and something else.
This is honestly one of my favourite Ashens videos ever. I come back to it every now and then because it's the most mind-blowing example of sheer lunacy I've ever seen a con display.
He's still at it. He's now selling "Miracle Water" (little tiny bottles of water), and "Mana Loaf" (a single communion wafer) and both products are claimed to do the exact same things that that letter claims. I'm beginning to notice a pattern with our Mr. Poppof. :)
If you ever want to see how Peter Popoff was first outted as a fraud to the world, check out the documentary "An Honest Liar". It's a documentary about "The Amazing Randi" who heads up the "James Randi Educational Foundation" (He's one of my heroes). It has amazing coverage of his takedown of Popoff and Yuri Geller.
"As your prophet, you owe me your life...Shall I take it all at once? Or...Milk it out of you drop by drop?" "Milking please, thank you prophet!" "Aah, begging for salvation from your carnal woes? Worship my feet and I may consider it." "Yes sir, thank you sir!" That would make for some dope-as-hell cult fiction. XP
What if you gave him a vial of blood instead and said 'my life force is stronger than measly material possessions. I give you my blood so that we may complete the ritual.'
Just the other night, I overheard a commercial on TV, selling for miracles and talking about the miracle water the person wants to send you. That person was named in the commercial as Peter Popoff. This guy's still at it!
The absolute best part of this video is 11:55. Stuart KNOWS the mental tricks at work here considering who is being targeted and you can tell this is genuine disgust.
I was waiting for a game to load in the background, and just as Ashens picks up the letter to describe Peter's method, some dramatic action music started playing.
Last Week Tonight, a satirical late night show on HBO by John Oliver, was talking about televangelists, which do the same thing that Popoff has done here, and I remembered this video! :D
I'm a Pastor and I agree with most of what you say about this vile man and his twisted bible quotes etc I only disagree with your comments about Jesus and true Christian faith but that is your choice as mine is for me. These so called prophets are not holy men the are wholey after profits i applaud you for your revealing this scammer for what he is. My work is amongst the poor and sick who need help not false hope we only get money for our work from those that give freely without us pestering or demanding money especially from those who can't afford it. Guys like this give myself and other true Christians a bad name. Thanks again for doing this feel free to expose more of these horrible people.I would say god bless you but in respect of your beliefs I will just say you are a good hearted well meaning person and I wish you well in whatever you do.
I don't believe either, but I have a great respect for you that you simply let people believe what they believe. If only more people were like you, you seem like a very kind person.
I used to believe... but what I've been put through cured me of that. That said- If people like you, who actually *do* try to help people who have been well and truly destroyed by living on this festering scab of a planet are sick of people like PlopKoff- I would honestly suggest a cleansing of people like this. Do everything possible to wipe them down to a couple bucks, and not be to so much as register a fart without everyone running them out of town. I've been on the receiving end of people like this. Vile doesn't even cover the first 10 atoms of what these types truly are. I won't go into details, as I'm not up to writing a novel in here- but the really quick, Reader's Digest compressed and condensed version is It's gone past simply scarring me. I have been robbed, lied to, abused, conned, and used. The simple thought of christianity leaves a bad taste in my mouth- and the same feeling one would get when one finds the cat yak in their bed- after climbing in for a good night's sleep. And this is just me flapping my gums in a TH-cam comments section. How many others do you think there could possibly be just like me?
On a separate note, people always call out religions as a motive for basically all of history to do bad things, but atheists aren’t much better if they talk like their own beliefs are scientific fact.
Here's how to get him to stop 1: get a piece of paper 2: write ANTHRAX on it. 3: dust it liberally with flour or castor sugar or any other harmless substance you might have lying around. 4: put it in the envelope he so generously provided. 5: send it back to him
@Kong Gary you're absolutely right. I've been told that, like 419 scams, these operations work best if they're insultingly obvious, filtering out everyone but the most gullible and/or desperate so that the scammer can focus his efforts on them :/
Actually, Popoff, empty-handed is the very best way to come to God. "He who is last shall be first" etc etc. I am not personally a religious man, but if the Bible is to believed, Popoff is going to find himself in a place where there is wailing and gnashing of teeth.
I recently saw a late night infomercial for Reverend Popoff where he was selling 'Miracle' Spring Water. Apparently this water will erase all debts, help you win the lottery, heal you from sickness, and heal your loved ones as well. I nearly fell off my couch laughing at the utter ridiculousness of it.
I can't believe 11 year old me had the patience to watch this whole video 9 years ago and be thoroughly entertained. Goes to show Ashen's presentation prowess that he can make paper with words can stretch out to a great 18 minute video!
"The most glorious means to change your life are close at hand." Hmm, God sure does sound like a fortune cookie. >_> That guy is pretty crazy, but I suppose the people who believe him and send him cash are even crazier.
Poor Stuart... He seems genuinely saddened and angered by this blokes dealings. Small blame to him. I really hope that, in the typical style, he sent him a slightly creepy but absolutely hilarious and awesome reply to this complete twat, although he most probably just ripped up the letter, chucked it in the bin and left it at that.
I'm not in any way giving you the business- but having been on the at least sick and lonely side, and been targeted by people like this- it's indescribable what is done to those of us who get the short, messy, green glowing end. I'm on meds to combat it. Been combating it for decades at this point. People like this just simply need to be stopped.
@@brianm6337 I hope you're recovering well, the sad thing is people like him are using the system for its intended use, getting more money of those without. All my personal (non religious) blessing for your recovery
Your righteous indignation at this con man clearly scratches an itch I didn't know I needed to scratch, because I've watched this video dozens of times. Sometimes the phrase "PO Box 464 Gatwick. Cheers," in your sarcastic tone pops into my head when I get junk mail.
phookadude the inflatable crowns se d back in the envelope would ve been a good payback.But as with trolls just don t send anything back.Don t " feed" them....
You should respond with your own letter saying that god came to you while you were reading this and that he especially ask that this popop guy send you HALF of the "sacrifices" he receives directly to you... for gods doings. Make it a faith test, I'm sure you'll get a really nice answer.
Debt cancellation was a HUUUUUGE thing in the Old Testament and was a terrible, completely hopeless, life-threatening thing for people at that time in history. That's the basis of the symbolism about Jesus's death. Ya know how the Christians talk about Jesus "cancelling your debts" -- that's why that symbolism was so powerful. (I'm not a Christian, but I went to seminary where I learned all about that, which is pretty interesting stuff.) HOWERVER, even though it's based on major stuff from the OT, this Popoff letter is TOTAL JUNK!
I lived in Norwich, and in the NR7 bit as well. Also, you're conclusion at the end remided me of that bit in the red dwarf book where lister gets his money stolen by a drug addict who called himself God.
I got a letter from him last year, but instead of ignoring his scams, I sent him a letter where I agreed with everything he said but I did it in the most sarcastic way possible. lol
I keep on coming back to this video over and over again, it is one of my favourites. Not only does it show a more compassionate side of Stuart, it is good for letting off steam when you're sick of evil and corruption in the world.
Ashens can DEFAULT DEBTS. SEND your next payments to HIS po box and your DEBTS will be DEFAULTED. I tried it and now I am DEBT FREE and have PAID ACCOMMODATION with EN SUITE.
I'm wondering if it was Ashens that opened the comments back up, youtube mucked up at one point and he couldn't be bothered to changeit/didn’t notice, or if it was the divine power lent to prophet poffoff
7:26 "I've known of people having to borrow money so they could give what the Lord impressed on their heart to give and when they did the HARVEST they reaped was more than ample to pay the debt and have a BIG surplus left over!" Popoff proves to be an even bigger douche than I had realized.
The good news is that it is perfectly legal to send live insects in the uk so if you receive one of these tape the return envelope to a box full of live wasps and send it to the foul con man instead
Nice to see a mental has figured out Mail Merge on MS Word. I cant make it work. Maybe i'll send him £25 so God will appear to me as the fucking paperclip
Funny thing is how many people fall for that crap, I think in the past decade I have had atleast 3,837 long lost Uncles all of whom happened to be the Prince of Nigeria who all wanted to give me $100,000,000 for the small fee of just my bank account number, social security, credit card number, mothers maiden name, and $20... it sure was nice making $383,700,000,000 for but a measly $76,740, I am still waiting for that money to show up and for some reason my bank account is always $0 but a few days after giving them such useless information, but I am sure that I will get my 383 billion dollars any day now.
hockeyhacker97 Your money will come when GOD wishes it it, as I was just told in praYER!!! JUST seNd me a SEED gift of €20,000 and it will multiply beyond your WILDEST dreams, just like rabbits and cockroaches do. Your Brother in ChrisT, Beelzebub
rewatching this ten years later for nostalgia but unfortunately now as an adult with better understanding of the world and these types of scammers it's just a bit depressing
Holy shit! You deserve an award for being able to read all that without vomiting. I've never seen religion used in such a disgusting way, and I live in Florida! I didn't know about this guy. I'ts funny to learn where the reference to him in movies comes from.
You know, just for the hell of it, I decided to call Peter Popoff and get myself subscribed to his newsletters, and today I got the SAME damn eraser in the second letter I got from him. Its a crappy eraser, but I'm sure I can find some other uses for it. I already used the "Miracle Spring Water" on my Christmas tree and ITS GROWING MONEY!!!! No, actually it's not...its dying still....but it smells nice. Either way...yeah, can't wait for other free stuff he'll send me!
I have actually, and I didn't need the charlatan Peter Popoff to do it for me. His Prosperity Gospel is blasphemous. If you're a follower of his, you ought to recheck yourself and see where you're at in your spiritual walk with Christ.
"oh no...that doesn't get you money" ...well... clearly Ashen's has forgotten about donations bullied out of old people for fear of eternal damnation... ...I killed the mood didn't I
rewatching this I again was laughing my *** off and wanted to thank you for making youtube vids and making my time resting to have my body being able to do stuff from outside my bed much more enjoyable! Please keep up what you do and stay who you are! :-) I hope you have a nice day, love Abby
Big Bob's Beepers you need to get a life that involves more than posting unentertaining comments on youtube, looking thru the comments I feel nothing but pity and sadness that you thought any of these comments were worth making, try finding your emotional validation somewhere else, I'm assuming you don't feel like there's anyone listening in your life and you need to come on TH-cam to feel real but I can assure you that there are many groups in every town and city that can help you get thru this time in your life. Peace.
I created life from nothing, I created the planets from dust. I shaped life in my own image and I possess almighty power, now I ask but one thing; can you lend us a tenner?
PLEASE, can anyone lend me a fiver?
This is the best video I've seen all year
No, £25.
"I'mma need about tree fiddy."
"As i come from Norfolk, i worship fire"
As someone from Norfolk, i can confirm this. All hail our lord, fire.
He lives less than ten minutes away from me...
As someone else form Norfolk, it's true
Have you learned to make it yourself yet, or are you still buying it in from Lincolnshire?
+ParedCheese No reply...
Does that mean everyone from Norfolk is from Dark Souls?
6:49 Never, as a British person have I ever heard a more British thing than "No god bloody can't, he'd never get planning permission"
I'm reminded of the line uttered by Captain Kirk in Star Trek V-
"Excuse me... What does God need with a starship?"
Oh my god I remember that movie. Wasn't the USS enterprise literally searching for God in that film?
gullivera We don't speak of the odd-numbered Star Trek movies...
+Thomas Strauss, College humour reference?
Evan Myers Which is nerdier... Star Wars or Star Trek?
+Thomas Strauss, Star Trek ;)
i received one of these letters so i sent him $500.000 dollars in my daughters play money plus a hand drawn picture of big foot ill bet peter was pleased
Yes, send in monopoly money and Polaroid pictures of pencil erasers.
Peter Popoff is a scam artist
That's wonderful, I would love to see his people's reactions when they open it.
I had supernatural debt in the first place?
Oh shit the Ghost IRS will be at my door soon
The ghost IRS wouldn't be at your door, he'd just walk through it.
If you don't pay up, they will repossess you...
I like to imagine that this was all 1000% real, and right now god is sitting up in heaven going "Man, I just needed $25..."
hes just like the loch ness monster, he always needs about tree fiddy
"The last of us is on sale dude, THE LAST OF US!"
"Just needed some gas money gonna be late for Armageddon"
*£25
kricku Since the "poster" has US dollars, and 25 is a number most people don't consider that high, I am guessing A. the guy sends these out in the US as well and B. he asks for $25 in the American version, because God demands more from the United Kingdom and God doesn't expect anyone to pull up a currency calculator on their path to debt salvation (also $38.37 feels like to much money for a lot of people, and isn't as nice of a number, also directly switching from dollars to pound only requires the form letters change one character).
I think Greece could use some supernatural debt cancellation right about now
I think Zeus has given up on them...
+Paula Johnjohn
Zesus
***** Potato god
+anone moose I think I laughed a little too hard at that one
+Lurac Case so all that debt talk running through the media was all lies (as soon as social networks were used as sources the news is filled with bull) and instead greece just had a bad deficit???
This would be an absolutely hilarious piece of absurdist humor if desperate people didn't fall for it.
"It's time for you as my profit... uh, prophet..."
"The title of this story is: 'God can drill an olive-oil well in your kitchen!'" I literally had to pause for a few minutes to regain my composure. Images of a being of light with a hand drill in dirty overalls, arriving next Tuesday between 8am and 8pm filled my head...
Olive oil doesn't even come from wells, it comes from olives :P
He'd still probably be late.
He wouldn’t get planning permission!! Brilliant!!
"... and then she learned to fly and shoot laser beams." No Ashens that's Scientology.
Isn't Scientology more ridiculous that spudd89 (awesome name btw)?
Whenever you get anything of this sort (be it supernatural bullshit or any weird "congratulations you won the lottery just pay us £25" kind of thing), just fill the pre-paid return envelope with some flat metal junk (e.g. a handful of washers or anything cheap, flat and heavy) and send it - whoever it gets sent to will have to pay the charge for a heavy letter. If a lot of people would keep doing it long enough, we might see a decrease in this kind of physical spam.
+Pawel Korzeniewski
I wonder how far the envelope would stretch.
I have some empty cardboard boxes, a stack of unneeded bricks and a roll of packing tape.
+Pawel Korzeniewski glory to arstotzka
+Pawel Korzeniewski Where is your passport?
+slayerficated here it is. Glory to Arstotzka!
Pawel Korzeniewski This passport is crude fake.
And Jesus said to John: "I'll lend you the Money, but you must pay me back before Black Friday. I need a new telly."
I swear, with a name like Peter Popoff, he sounds like some animated penguin villain from a failed Don Bluth cartoon (the animation in my head looks more Bluth than Disney). An Emperor Penguin in a top hat with a cane magically held in his flipper who sings some hammy villain song about how he's going to ice the world for some nefarious purpose. And he's singing this to the main character's polar bear cub friend who he has recently captured. And he's voiced by Tim Curry doing his Hexus voice.
Like every time I hear his name, this is what I picture in my head.
tiny punkabuu I am you, and you are me
***** And that's your opinion. Mine and 14 other peoples' seem to be that he sounds like a Don Bluth character. Like a terrible one, because Bluth has made some amazing films.
tiny punkabuu It sounds like an alagamation of the villain from The Pebble And the Penguin (who was, coincidentally, also voiced by Tim Curry) and something else.
Magitek1112 Yeah, I think thinking of that movie is what made me think of Tim Curry.
+tiny punkabuu Mr Popoff's Penguins?
This is honestly one of my favourite Ashens videos ever. I come back to it every now and then because it's the most mind-blowing example of sheer lunacy I've ever seen a con display.
Why is this on the extra channel? It should be on the main one
He's still at it. He's now selling "Miracle Water" (little tiny bottles of water), and "Mana Loaf" (a single communion wafer) and both products are claimed to do the exact same things that that letter claims. I'm beginning to notice a pattern with our Mr. Poppof. :)
Sounds like a modem day indulgence.
If you ever want to see how Peter Popoff was first outted as a fraud to the world, check out the documentary "An Honest Liar". It's a documentary about "The Amazing Randi" who heads up the "James Randi Educational Foundation" (He's one of my heroes). It has amazing coverage of his takedown of Popoff and Yuri Geller.
The exciting new RPG from Square Enix: "Loaf of Mana"!
@@BlackburnBigdragon
Yuri Geller? You mean Kadabra?
"Mana Loaf"? Is that like Wonderbread? XD
Prophet "profit" Popoff.
Fox He's the profit prophet!
Fox Creflo *Dollar*.
Attention Prophet Ripoff.
***** profit ripoff.
Prophet Poopoff
I live on the second floor.
I don't think my downstairs neighbors will appreciate a well springing up in my kitchen
Brother Ash, bring us the girl and wipe away the debt.
I can't stop laughing at the name "prophet pop off"😂😂😂😂😂
I know I had to pause it and I'm cackling like a hyiena
More like Profit Popoff
To make it even funnier, the word “Popoff” in Britain means to fart , lol
@@TheDrunkCook111 I know I’m British haha xx
If there is a hell, and if there is a god who is beneficent, there's a special spot reserved for people like Popoff.
God wants £25.
hahahahaha
TheNathanNS
Your Canis Canim Edit videos are great!
What about three dollars and 50 cents?
Still grumpy at that time I borrowed £25 from him and didn’t pay him back, I suppose.
@@pixiepandaplush To help buy Prophet Popoff's new Porsche (he owned a few) ;)
🤣🤣
"Debit Bondage"
That sounds like an S&M Club for Wall Street bankers.
Or some findom shit.
"As your prophet, you owe me your life...Shall I take it all at once? Or...Milk it out of you drop by drop?"
"Milking please, thank you prophet!"
"Aah, begging for salvation from your carnal woes? Worship my feet and I may consider it."
"Yes sir, thank you sir!"
That would make for some dope-as-hell cult fiction. XP
Or some Ball Street wankers.
@@mikeoxlong1395 ah, I see you are enlightened.
What if you gave him a vial of blood instead and said 'my life force is stronger than measly material possessions. I give you my blood so that we may complete the ritual.'
someone should sooooo do that... LOL
yaaaas
DreamStalker2 hi
+Jesus saviour hi back got craft video on your channel?!?
This video is such a classic. I love coming back to it now and then.
Guru Laghima yup definitely a classic
Do you still? I'm doing my yearly-ish pilgrimage.
am i the only one who thinks this guy is pestering the wrong people and should start mailing random princes in nigeria ?
+Simon Longshore I think I love you.
***** ok. thats random but cool i guess
Simon Longshore I laugh-snorted at that! :-D
There's a lot of Nigerian princes. I don't even know if Nigeria has a royal family
+Connor McGill there isn't
False prophet = real profit
loool, witty xD
Good to see the rarely clever youtube comment once in a while.
As a Christian, this guy sickens me.
Thanks for uncovering this guy, Stuart.
I know I'm a few years late, but still.
+cassi75474 dont be christain please stop
***** Don't worry,
I'm a christian, not a fucking chirstain,
What even is a chirstain anyway?
ARE YOU A CHIRSTAIN?
cassi75474 see youre mad because you dont know the truth of how the universe was created
cassi75474 when you get cancer instead of letting doctors fix the problem just pray instead yea that fucking works dumbfuck
+cassi75474 Please tell me this is a joke.
I suppose if you were in the hole to the ghost of Al Capone, supernatural debt cancellation would come in handy
Just the other night, I overheard a commercial on TV, selling for miracles and talking about the miracle water the person wants to send you. That person was named in the commercial as Peter Popoff. This guy's still at it!
The absolute best part of this video is 11:55. Stuart KNOWS the mental tricks at work here considering who is being targeted and you can tell this is genuine disgust.
Then Jesus descended and said unto John, "fine, but you owe me £15."
I was waiting for a game to load in the background, and just as Ashens picks up the letter to describe Peter's method, some dramatic action music started playing.
A letter so dramatic that dramatic action music had to accompany it, amazing.
"what does god need with a starship?"
Last Week Tonight, a satirical late night show on HBO by John Oliver, was talking about televangelists, which do the same thing that Popoff has done here, and I remembered this video! :D
I'm a Pastor and I agree with most of what you say about this vile man and his twisted bible quotes etc I only disagree with your comments about Jesus and true Christian faith but that is your choice as mine is for me. These so called prophets are not holy men the are wholey after profits i applaud you for your revealing this scammer for what he is. My work is amongst the poor and sick who need help not false hope we only get money for our work from those that give freely without us pestering or demanding money especially from those who can't afford it. Guys like this give myself and other true Christians a bad name. Thanks again for doing this feel free to expose more of these horrible people.I would say god bless you but in respect of your beliefs I will just say you are a good hearted well meaning person and I wish you well in whatever you do.
I don't believe either, but I have a great respect for you that you simply let people believe what they believe. If only more people were like you, you seem like a very kind person.
I'm not religious, but fair enough. Thanks for actually helping out the poor and needy. That's the point of religion, right?
I used to believe... but what I've been put through cured me of that.
That said- If people like you, who actually *do* try to help people who have been well and truly destroyed by living on this festering scab of a planet are sick of people like PlopKoff- I would honestly suggest a cleansing of people like this. Do everything possible to wipe them down to a couple bucks, and not be to so much as register a fart without everyone running them out of town.
I've been on the receiving end of people like this. Vile doesn't even cover the first 10 atoms of what these types truly are. I won't go into details, as I'm not up to writing a novel in here- but the really quick, Reader's Digest compressed and condensed version is It's gone past simply scarring me. I have been robbed, lied to, abused, conned, and used. The simple thought of christianity leaves a bad taste in my mouth- and the same feeling one would get when one finds the cat yak in their bed- after climbing in for a good night's sleep.
And this is just me flapping my gums in a TH-cam comments section. How many others do you think there could possibly be just like me?
That's lovely
On a separate note, people always call out religions as a motive for basically all of history to do bad things, but atheists aren’t much better if they talk like their own beliefs are scientific fact.
Here's how to get him to stop
1: get a piece of paper
2: write ANTHRAX on it.
3: dust it liberally with flour or castor sugar or any other harmless substance you might have lying around.
4: put it in the envelope he so generously provided.
5: send it back to him
Or just send him actual Anthrax. To be fair, it's a forgivable assassination.
*Supernatural assassination forgiveness is coming!*
XD!
Nah, just package State of Euphoria and send it to him.
if you're not willing to risk being arrested for an anthrax scare, just mail back the empty envelope, to guarantee he has to pay the postage on it. :)
you would be surprised how much the kind of phishing attacks work.
Particularly against the vulnerable.
It would be weird if it worked on the invulnerable...
lunavixen015. isnt the very concept of phising explointing of the vunerable for your gain?
@Kong Gary you're absolutely right. I've been told that, like 419 scams, these operations work best if they're insultingly obvious, filtering out everyone but the most gullible and/or desperate so that the scammer can focus his efforts on them :/
Actually, Popoff, empty-handed is the very best way to come to God. "He who is last shall be first" etc etc.
I am not personally a religious man, but if the Bible is to believed, Popoff is going to find himself in a place where there is wailing and gnashing of teeth.
"...and I am basically the most evil man to live...."
Hm...
Goatee, an obsession with burning things...
Owns The World's Sharpest Knife and is not afraid to use it to cleave the world in twain...
Peter Popoff sounds like a disease you don't want to have in your nether regions.
"Urgent Care, how can we help you?"
"Right, I've just had my peter pop off. Can you reattach it?"
I recently saw a late night infomercial for Reverend Popoff where he was selling 'Miracle' Spring Water. Apparently this water will erase all debts, help you win the lottery, heal you from sickness, and heal your loved ones as well. I nearly fell off my couch laughing at the utter ridiculousness of it.
I read that as "Rearend Popoff" for a second.
Fitting.
More like Peter Sodoff. Why don't I ever get fun mail like this?
I can't believe 11 year old me had the patience to watch this whole video 9 years ago and be thoroughly entertained. Goes to show Ashen's presentation prowess that he can make paper with words can stretch out to a great 18 minute video!
"The most glorious means to change your life are close at hand." Hmm, God sure does sound like a fortune cookie. >_> That guy is pretty crazy, but I suppose the people who believe him and send him cash are even crazier.
Hiragirin instead of cash send monopoly money. ...
Poor Stuart... He seems genuinely saddened and angered by this blokes dealings. Small blame to him. I really hope that, in the typical style, he sent him a slightly creepy but absolutely hilarious and awesome reply to this complete twat, although he most probably just ripped up the letter, chucked it in the bin and left it at that.
And God descended from the Heavens and said unto Ashens, "I need about tree fiddy"
This would be funny if it wasn't targeting the sick, old and lonely :/ how sick.
I'm not in any way giving you the business- but having been on the at least sick and lonely side, and been targeted by people like this- it's indescribable what is done to those of us who get the short, messy, green glowing end. I'm on meds to combat it. Been combating it for decades at this point.
People like this just simply need to be stopped.
@@brianm6337 I hope you're recovering well, the sad thing is people like him are using the system for its intended use, getting more money of those without.
All my personal (non religious) blessing for your recovery
This guy must have a few clones here in America, because I get stuff like this all the time from different people.
Assholes come in all shapes, sizes and creeds, unfortunately.
Your righteous indignation at this con man clearly scratches an itch I didn't know I needed to scratch, because I've watched this video dozens of times. Sometimes the phrase "PO Box 464 Gatwick. Cheers," in your sarcastic tone pops into my head when I get junk mail.
This guy knowingly targets the emotionally weak, the sick, and the poor. How the fuck does this guy sleep at night?
He may be an ass but he's making an easy living.
when you do these types of things you tend not to care about the victims
In his pajamas /j
If he sends you a postage paid letter, you can paste it on a box of rocks and have it sent to him at his expense.
phookadude the inflatable crowns se d back in the envelope would ve been a good payback.But as with trolls just don t send anything back.Don t " feed" them....
Brilliant.
Maybe shit in a box and send that back to him.
I've never laughed so hard this year than when I opened this video and listened to you lambast Popoff! Great job Ash!
You should respond with your own letter saying that god came to you while you were reading this and that he especially ask that this popop guy send you HALF of the "sacrifices" he receives directly to you... for gods doings. Make it a faith test, I'm sure you'll get a really nice answer.
Debt cancellation was a HUUUUUGE thing in the Old Testament and was a terrible, completely hopeless, life-threatening thing for people at that time in history. That's the basis of the symbolism about Jesus's death. Ya know how the Christians talk about Jesus "cancelling your debts" -- that's why that symbolism was so powerful. (I'm not a Christian, but I went to seminary where I learned all about that, which is pretty interesting stuff.) HOWERVER, even though it's based on major stuff from the OT, this Popoff letter is TOTAL JUNK!
I lived in Norwich, and in the NR7 bit as well. Also, you're conclusion at the end remided me of that bit in the red dwarf book where lister gets his money stolen by a drug addict who called himself God.
I got a letter from him last year, but instead of ignoring his scams, I sent him a letter where I agreed with everything he said but I did it in the most sarcastic way possible. lol
Yes, why not? Fight fire with fire, or fight nonsense with nonsense.
Next time, send him notes coated in arsenic.
TomTheEpicRobloxian
Welcome to the Terrorist Watch List.
With Love,
~The NSA
Edgardo Peregrino
Did you by any chance save a copy of the letter?
Nope, I shredded it. :(
I lost it at supernatural debt cancellation and couldn't stop until the end
I keep on coming back to this video over and over again, it is one of my favourites. Not only does it show a more compassionate side of Stuart, it is good for letting off steam when you're sick of evil and corruption in the world.
I wish he made more of these
Ashens: We live in the year 2011.
A time capsule indeed.
My stomach hurts after laughing so much.. Thank You Ashens
God, I would've sent him back the letter, just with a personal touch, no money of course, but a satanic prayer to freak him out when he opens it
NarcassisticGamer Just send him one piece of paper, inside the envelope. On the paper it will say:
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
NarcassisticGamer I'd put my semen in an envelope and write a note saying "here's my seed, sow it wherever you like".
Michael O'Brien aaaand.... Lovecraft is crying of joy in his coffin :)
NarcassisticGamer You make it sound like he's Christian. I can almost assure you he's not, and a satanic prayer would probably just make him laugh.
JubJubtheWonderHippo eh it'd be fun
What if his wife IS God? That's why he was speaking to her!
Like Bruce Almighty if Bruce starts scamming people.
Sad thing is some people, mostly vulnerable ones, will fall for this garbage. I hope you replied and strung them along as long as possible.
And lo the lord spoke to me, and he said unto me "I need about tree fiddy"
'I ain't afraid of no Holy Ghost' I love that! XD
Oh my god I love this guy, Me and my dad will stay up till 2 in the morning to watch this guys infomercials and we will always laugh are asses off
Ashens can DEFAULT DEBTS. SEND your next payments to HIS po box and your DEBTS will be DEFAULTED. I tried it and now I am DEBT FREE and have PAID ACCOMMODATION with EN SUITE.
You are so stupid.
This is one of the best things you've done. For ethical and entertainment reasons.
I'm wondering if it was Ashens that opened the comments back up, youtube mucked up at one point and he couldn't be bothered to changeit/didn’t notice, or if it was the divine power lent to prophet poffoff
i wanted the envelope to have a letter that said why the hell did you open this
7:26 "I've known of people having to borrow money so they could give what the Lord impressed on their heart to give and when they did the HARVEST they reaped was more than ample to pay the debt and have a BIG surplus left over!"
Popoff proves to be an even bigger douche than I had realized.
The good news is that it is perfectly legal to send live insects in the uk so if you receive one of these tape the return envelope to a box full of live wasps and send it to the foul con man instead
If anyone actually does go to hell, it's this sort of person
"You better pay your holy debt, smart guy. If not, you better hope Jesus will carry you after we get down to bizznizz on your legs..."
Everything under "Vital Information Enclosed" has a tick box next to it.
And none of them are ticked.
Nice to see a mental has figured out Mail Merge on MS Word. I cant make it work.
Maybe i'll send him £25 so God will appear to me as the fucking paperclip
Funny thing is how many people fall for that crap, I think in the past decade I have had atleast 3,837 long lost Uncles all of whom happened to be the Prince of Nigeria who all wanted to give me $100,000,000 for the small fee of just my bank account number, social security, credit card number, mothers maiden name, and $20... it sure was nice making $383,700,000,000 for but a measly $76,740, I am still waiting for that money to show up and for some reason my bank account is always $0 but a few days after giving them such useless information, but I am sure that I will get my 383 billion dollars any day now.
I know, do they think we're all idiots?!
Deuca Enforcer
No they just think some of us are, and they're not wrong.
MetalJacket That's true.
hockeyhacker97 Your money will come when GOD wishes it it, as I was just told in praYER!!! JUST seNd me a SEED gift of €20,000 and it will multiply beyond your WILDEST dreams, just like rabbits and cockroaches do. Your Brother in ChrisT, Beelzebub
i think this is my favourite ashens video ever. i’ve lost count of how many times i’ve rewatched it over the years lol
I want to see that guy to call up his banks and credit card companies and say "All debts are cancelled. God said so."
Hey, it's an act of God. Corporations use that line all the time to weasel out of contracts and obligations.
I like Slepp the Idol better, all he wants are my bones.
rewatching this ten years later for nostalgia but unfortunately now as an adult with better understanding of the world and these types of scammers it's just a bit depressing
This is still the second-funniest Ashens video. (Funniest, of course, is "violin: Wonderful Sound, Strange Shape")
"aye mate, can you lend me £25? I'll pay it back i swear" - God 2011
Holy shit! You deserve an award for being able to read all that without vomiting. I've never seen religion used in such a disgusting way, and I live in Florida! I didn't know about this guy. I'ts funny to learn where the reference to him in movies comes from.
This is honestly my favorite ashens episode.
I checked the most expensive box on one from someone else and sent them an envelope full of Monopoly money.
You genuinely make me laugh at least once (usually much more) per video, i thank you for this.
You know, just for the hell of it, I decided to call Peter Popoff and get myself subscribed to his newsletters, and today I got the SAME damn eraser in the second letter I got from him. Its a crappy eraser, but I'm sure I can find some other uses for it. I already used the "Miracle Spring Water" on my Christmas tree and ITS GROWING MONEY!!!! No, actually it's not...its dying still....but it smells nice. Either way...yeah, can't wait for other free stuff he'll send me!
I hope you find Jesus or some common sense.
I have actually, and I didn't need the charlatan Peter Popoff to do it for me. His Prosperity Gospel is blasphemous. If you're a follower of his, you ought to recheck yourself and see where you're at in your spiritual walk with Christ.
@@lily91109 popoff, is that you?
"oh no...that doesn't get you money"
...well... clearly Ashen's has forgotten about donations bullied out of old people for fear of eternal damnation...
...I killed the mood didn't I
rewatching this I again was laughing my *** off and wanted to thank you for making youtube vids and making my time resting to have my body being able to do stuff from outside my bed much more enjoyable! Please keep up what you do and stay who you are! :-) I hope you have a nice day, love Abby
I guess you could say Peter Popoff should just... pop off.
I'm sorry, that was awful.
Peter popoff should piss off.
Peter Popoff should fuck off.
Big Bob's Beepers you need to get a life that involves more than posting unentertaining comments on youtube, looking thru the comments I feel nothing but pity and sadness that you thought any of these comments were worth making, try finding your emotional validation somewhere else, I'm assuming you don't feel like there's anyone listening in your life and you need to come on TH-cam to feel real but I can assure you that there are many groups in every town and city that can help you get thru this time in your life. Peace.
Big Bob's Beepers lol, its not 2.30 everywhere bob, broaden your horizons
Guys, my comment was posted two months ago. I think the time to have an argument is long past.
"Supernatural Debt Cancellation"
Is that a track name from the new Muse album?
You should get all the cans of surstromming you've been sent over the years and send parcels to them.
Should send him an Ashens groat and ask for change back.
'An excellent pratt'
Ash Ashens, out there to catch all poundland items and become the best poundland master there has ever been.
pretty sure even the most faithful christains would think this is stupid.