hello, fellow time traveler! i remembered ashens by sheer YT rng recommending it to me recently and the name giving me sheer nostalgia until i finally had the realization why it did, glad to see another explorer in the wild!
@@datmeatyboiofmea4566 ❤its been ages since I've been I'm these lands. This scared part of TH-cam and a simple sight of it brings back memories of the hard, but simpler times. I wish to go back and soak in the moment a lot more holistically with the awareness that that moment was some of the best days...and rediscover Ashens all over again.
Imagine that thing like it was a baby chick coming out of their shell, sinless and brimming with life-- only to end up as melted goop of pus, with millions of people watching its atrophied body in revolt. It was then thrown straight to the bin, not even able to fulfill its final purpose as a food. TLDR; a chicken have to die for this fucking garbage is what I'm saying. I hope that chicken was reincarnated to be in a Chick-Fil-A
Absolutely agree.Having fed cats,the scent and looks of canned jelly-based cat food probably smells and tastes more of chicken than the mess shown in this video.
Yea I've tried both (and I'm not lieng) the cat food was actually decent to normal human standards, and the chicken It was... trash, tasted like it too
@@charmanderfan1 They might end up having mock duck(something that monks eat) for their protein. Wait no,that ain't gonna happen.I reckon that they won't even take mock meats after this gastronomical experience.
Yellow fat is actually quite normal in a truly free range chicken. It is a sign they have eaten a varied diet, consuming large amounts of insects and others things one would expect them to eat in nature. Given this is a canned product I doubt they used the best free range chicken and so I wonder what created that yellow colour.
I know that feeding hens marigold petals will darken the yolks of their eggs. Maybe there’s something that makes the fat yellow if you feed enough to the chickens?
@@markiangooley A natural diet contains more carotene and it deposits in the fat to cause the yellow colour. Marigolds are rich in carotene pigments, so your idea might actually work.
@@r02678 I am sure you are correct but it's the colour of the fat which matters. You mentioning battery hens makes a lot of sense as they are sometimes given supplements to brighten the egg yolks. Those same supplements can cause the fat to yellow. We may have solved it :)
This video is iconic tbh. Watched this with my dad when it was first posted, now it’s 2019 and we still say “but at least it’s not a whole chicken in a can” when joking about each other’s cooking skills
Life is a hell of a thing. One day you're pecking round the yard, dustbathing with your mates, the next you're shoved headfirst into a can and sealed up for the whole internet to laugh at.
My step dad served in the British army, he told me a story about being served this utter monstrosity during a field exercise once , good Christ every detail he said about it was right.
For the love of god, no! Bloody hell, imagine a giant carcass of rotting meat and bone like the one in the video, but bigger and with disintegrated utters!
That revealing of the carcass slithering from the can was scarier than some horror film scenes. The chicken pelvic bone worse than Predator Beast face.
Whoever came up with chicken in a can must be drunk! 'Cause why else they put anything in a f*cking can?! It's such bullsh*t! A chicken in a can is bullsh*t! And I'm the bullsh*t man says that's bullsh*t. P.S. get the reference?;D
Not sure if this is targeted for the lower income groups - it's $8.19 on the internet, more expensive than a store bought rotisserie chicken. This is probably meant for soup, although if you are making soup it would be cheaper to buy a whole chicken and boil it.
Could be targeted for people travelling or stationed in isolated locations, where they have the transport to carry heavy food in cans, but not the facilities to keep fresh meat cold especially if there is going to be long periods of time between resupplies.
Been watching some of these older vids again while I'm in the hospital. This is one of my most memorable videos and as soon as I put it in on I got my Doc telling me I can discharge after 9days. I'm so pumped this video is magic
@Andrew Tarrant when people eat this stuff it’s usually not bc they buy it though. More than likely got as a form of charity. That’s the only time I’ve seen stuff like this
Ashens is a big part of my childhood, being 18 now is strange, you're still young but you're an "Adult". its fun coming back and watching what I watched when I was ten. It's still funny as ever.
ploony Well obviously I'm an omnivore, but I don't eat vegetables that much. Maybe about an eleventh of my diet is vegetation. I've not eaten fruit in over 19 months now, though that's only because I don't care to pay five dollars for an apple. I eat grain fairly often, but only when accompanied by meat.
Matthew Anthony I would beg to differ. The minimum internal temperatures of pork and beef are 135 f and 145 f respectively so they cook more quickly in comparison to chicken which must be cooked to 165f. But moreover, it really depends on the size of the cut.
***** Technically most animals are sentient. This is one of those commonly misused words, thanks to science fiction. People usually mean "sapient". I don't know what that other guy meant though.
As much as I love eating chicken, I cringe to think that a living thing died just to be wasted like this. Like, if something has to die then it should at least be used for something useful. :P
Sacco Belmonte which is actually what this is advertised to. Basically this is smart priced food for people who don't have much money to live on but still need to eat some form of meat for protein, really isn't pleasant but as you've said it's better than starving in the end and you do get use to the taste and texture.
triggered m8 it comes down to the point that the cost of living in the US is much higher than a lot of countries as well. A lot of people in the USA will have several loans they need to pay off so not only do they have that sucking up their money, if their job is only minimal wage that often won't always be enough to pay off loans and then afford food.
The disturbing thing about the can being labelled "without giblets" is that it suggests that there is another variety of chicken in a can "WITH giblets" out there...😨
This is something Gordon Ramsay would see in his sleep paralysis
Gordon's seen the worst of food in Kitchen Nightmares.
I think he'll see worse in an inconspicuous-looking red can of whole chicken.
💀💀💀
I see this in my sleep paralysis and i eat anything
He'll try to fix it by adding "a bit" of olive oil.
*Dumps a whole gallon on the chicken*
@@redDL89 *Just a touch of olive oil*
Serving suggestion: Don’t
Serving Suggestion: Do
Cook before you eat, season it with herb and garlic! ✔👌
Colin serving suggestion: Your worst enemy or mother in-law, same thing.
Im stealing this
Serving suggestion: NO
I'd rather eat the can...
Sounds more nutritious
@alan suryajanda good for ur bone
Same
Bet you wouldn't stranded in the woods for 2 weeks. That pile of slop will start to look like a 5 star meal real quick.
@@rickjames9507 I'd use the slop for bait to catch me a nice meal...Coz I'm Rick James bitch!
Back here 8 years later and this is still as hilarious as when I watched this content to procrastinate studying
hello, fellow time traveler! i remembered ashens by sheer YT rng recommending it to me recently and the name giving me sheer nostalgia until i finally had the realization why it did, glad to see another explorer in the wild!
Aye, nostalgia crowd 🙏
nobody cares
@@voltairearouet1374 but ya ugly mama
@@datmeatyboiofmea4566 ❤its been ages since I've been I'm these lands. This scared part of TH-cam and a simple sight of it brings back memories of the hard, but simpler times.
I wish to go back and soak in the moment a lot more holistically with the awareness that that moment was some of the best days...and rediscover Ashens all over again.
Decomposing chicken corpse in a can
It's actually a chicken version of Elisa Lam.
@@sagitta98
*1:52*
The new Daniel Bryan
@@sagitta98 eeeew.
Disgusting doesn't come close
whenever a chicken committed a crime most fowl, they're sentenced to become Whole Chicken in a Can.
Heh.... fowl....
I appreciate the pun as fowl as it was :) Okay sorry, sorry, I'm being a cock sorry
There is no way in hell that anyone would do something so evil, even the Spanish Inquisition would ever do something like this.
Imagine that thing like it was a baby chick coming out of their shell, sinless and brimming with life-- only to end up as melted goop of pus, with millions of people watching its atrophied body in revolt. It was then thrown straight to the bin, not even able to fulfill its final purpose as a food.
TLDR; a chicken have to die for this fucking garbage is what I'm saying. I hope that chicken was reincarnated to be in a Chick-Fil-A
Ha ha ha, "fowl"
Go sit in the corner
I feel sorry for the poor bird that had to die for... whatever the hell this was.
Probably not even meat
lol, you still think a bird died, anything died?
"Bird", I'm not sure this was even that...
damunzta that probably was never a chicken
damunzta ya the way they kill those animals is horrible, and for something that nobody wants to eat
“Any vegetarians in the house? what’s that? all of you now?” is an underrated line.
Is that norm MacDonald joke 🤣🤣
I would eat it, I am not a coward
@@EarthwormShandyit’s okay man you don’t have to prove you’re not a vegan.
@@Paulygon I would eat it, I am not a coward
@@EarthwormShandyit looks like something from resident evil 2 though
The year is 2020. The food shops are empty and society is grinding to a halt. This is the last thing on the shelf. I'd rather starve to death.
I'll eat grass, thank you.
Tbh eating the chicken would probably also kill ya
Yeah I've tasted grass in 4th grade it's kind of nice ngl
I need to lose weight anyways
Things are getting back to normal and the food is coming back! The hysteria and paranoia are going to melt away.
You know shits real when the sofa gets protection
I couldnt tell if the plastic was in case of spilled chicken or if ashens might bark it up before he could move.
It wasn’t expired. It’s from the U.S., so the date is in M/D/Y. The expiration date was actually the 8th of December
Reaaaaallly doesn't make it any better
@@connordutton654 no, he was saying it makes it worse, because now it has no excuse.
😂
It was probably chlorinated.
@@WedgePee *definitely
Wow. Our scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
hahah underated comment
They never think that, it's always about making money in science is why they take corn and make over 1000 products of it
So true jeff goldblum
Du gamla du fria
Haha yessssss
The food I buy for my cats looks more appetising than this.
Absolutely agree.Having fed cats,the scent and looks of canned jelly-based cat food probably smells and tastes more of chicken than the mess shown in this video.
Yea I've tried both (and I'm not lieng) the cat food was actually decent to normal human standards, and the chicken It was... trash, tasted like it too
I'm sorry @@animatorbruh5113
@@animatorbruh5113 But why do you also eat trash?
saraloug23 your cat is more appetising then any of those
The kind of meal that would make a zombie demand a napkin.
The zombie would rather starve
It makes zombies go vegan
@@смиренный-х2б It might take them about a couple of years to die a second death.They can always afford to burn fat and muscle mass unlike us.
@@charmanderfan1 They might end up having mock duck(something that monks eat) for their protein.
Wait no,that ain't gonna happen.I reckon that they won't even take mock meats after this gastronomical experience.
@@charmanderfan1 That is why they consume humans and not animals.
Yellow fat is actually quite normal in a truly free range chicken. It is a sign they have eaten a varied diet, consuming large amounts of insects and others things one would expect them to eat in nature. Given this is a canned product I doubt they used the best free range chicken and so I wonder what created that yellow colour.
maybe food coloring,also fat sometimes looks yellow "naturally" when it congeals,like butter or fkn margarine(prob food color too)
I know that feeding hens marigold petals will darken the yolks of their eggs. Maybe there’s something that makes the fat yellow if you feed enough to the chickens?
@@markiangooley
A natural diet contains more carotene and it deposits in the fat to cause the yellow colour.
Marigolds are rich in carotene pigments, so your idea might actually work.
I think its old battery hens since they have a lot of fat and a more reddish meat. Theyre also cheap enough to put into a can.
@@r02678
I am sure you are correct but it's the colour of the fat which matters.
You mentioning battery hens makes a lot of sense as they are sometimes given supplements to brighten the egg yolks. Those same supplements can cause the fat to yellow.
We may have solved it :)
This video is iconic tbh. Watched this with my dad when it was first posted, now it’s 2019 and we still say “but at least it’s not a whole chicken in a can” when joking about each other’s cooking skills
Lol it just happens to pass through my head every few months. I'll be sitting there and ill hear his voice "whole chicken in a can"
xBMPR same! 😂
Ok and
That's cute lmao
Gummy bearss thanks! You've added nothing but cynicism!
The most depressing part is imagining the type of person who actually eats this thing...
It's not depressing, it's a crime, they need to be executed
It’s not their fault. People like Donald trump put in a lot of effort to keep poor people poor and rich people rich.
Pepitos Biscuitos are you uneducated on the farce of trickledown economics?
Kelly Miller Well no.
Detective Maxis lol
Send a can to Gordon Ramsay
***** THE BROTH IS DRY
Look. At. This. Look. LOOK! (Infamous Gordon Ramsey quote)
THIS CHICKEN IS SO FUCKING RAW, IT'S STILL TRYING TO CROSS THE ROAD
Gianelly Prieto THIS CHICKEN IS SO FUCKING FROZEN, IT'S STILL SINGING LET IT GO
***** indeed
Life is a hell of a thing. One day you're pecking round the yard, dustbathing with your mates, the next you're shoved headfirst into a can and sealed up for the whole internet to laugh at.
This chicken probably never saw the sun nor any dust
"JOKES THAT WENT TOO FAR" (video)
#1:
I laughed out loud in the office at this comment (I’m working - honest).
This was alive at one point in time
Sad thing is it probably spent longer in a can than it did actually living
:0
It still might be.
I doubt it.
Was it though?
It HAD some dignity
>Pours out florescent fat water.
sweet fuck...
>Pours out chicken abomination
HOLY SWEET FUCK
ACrazyH0b0 What about that is sweet in any way
It's odd cause I bought a chicken in a can and the brand was "sweet sues"
+irish sith why the fuck would you buy that?
+blind1337nedm my taste buds were curious.........and are now dead.
my thoughts exactly.
I will never understand why you film this stuff on your couch.
Goshawk 😄
Trevor Philips Enterprises I wonder the same thing
Trevor Philips Enterprises it's his brand
Oh my god, this is my first time to this channel and I couldn't tell
Tradition.
The chicken looks like a cheap practical gore special effect from the 80-s.
"The Thing" in a can.
Lol yeah
imagine ashens on a first date and the girl asks what he does for a living
Mikko Huovinen or if she asks what's for dinner 😂
What about if he’s dating a guy?
Nathan Bush he'll most likely date a girl, gfto sjw
It was a joke, relax you salvador dali
That is why he never shows his face smart man
Five and a half years later and this is still the grossest video I have ever seen on youtube.
A video has never made me wretch, until now.
Ever heard of L.A Beast? He eats the lot
Check out Barshens Jelly drink bar that one I thought was worse the look of the stuff was interesting.
Ever seen human cake?
@@CrimsonArbiter That was intentional tho. This was meant for consumption tho.
This is what I believe happened in full metal alchemist, when they tried to resurrect their mother
bruh...
Ρε μλκ oof
I see, you're a man of culture as well
I only regret not coming up with "Momma Elric In-A-Can!™" at the time 🤣
Weeb.
My step dad served in the British army, he told me a story about being served this utter monstrosity during a field exercise once , good Christ every detail he said about it was right.
I’d rather starve
When I die I want to be packaged in can like this.
done!
Hand over them giblets boi!
souperman72 Same
I want to be thrown out of an aeroplane in a superman costume when I die!
SmoothRide ohhh if only that was possible.
Whole cow in a can next pls
It would work, you just need a REALLY big can.
Why stop there? Whole great white whale in a can.
For the love of god, no! Bloody hell, imagine a giant carcass of rotting meat and bone like the one in the video, but bigger and with disintegrated utters!
PunakiviAddikti So essentially a McDonald's factory?
XxStonedKillerxX 🤣🤣🤣
braver man than I
Agree Entirely.
I did not expect to see total biscuit in the comment section.
So you already had Guru Larry on the podcast, when is Ashens coming on?
Bit hypocritical posting a comment when you disable them on your own videos due to the comments section being "broken."
chase4926 I'm pretty sure he doesn't disable the comments, he just only leaves the one he likes.
That revealing of the carcass slithering from the can was scarier than some horror film scenes. The chicken pelvic bone worse than Predator Beast face.
I'm suing TH-cam for allowing me to see this. Emotional distress.
Educational distress
This is a gastronomical distress to me.
You’ll have to get behind that chicken he’s first 🤣
Imagine being a chicken, and losing your life for your carcass to be thrown into a can lmfao
And then reviewed by an English guy on a couch, then thrown away in the garbage.
And how is that funny
@@Kiryu_Maji calm down? Lol how would you like to be a chicken and suffer and die for no reason. Have some empathy... go vegan!
Mandi Hale There’s always one 😪
@@Mandi2727 going vegan doesn't stop people from making meat products
That chicken must've kept it's eyes open when it opened the Ark of the Covenant.
A-Innovations you dead yet?
Even E.Coli and salmonella took a look at this thing and thought _”Errrm ... yeah. Let’s give that thing a wide berth. Can’t be too careful.”_
Every so often I need to watch this again, as therapy.
I, too, like explosions, n shrapnel,... eh maybe I don't.
There are probably guys at Guantanamo Bay who are forced to watch this over and over until they break down screaming.
more like, necessitates therapy
People eat this.
People.
Eat.
This.
i am actually not sure. However, it would be great for indie movie props!
It's cheap and actually pretty good for chicken alakin
WHO? WHAT WHEN WHERE WHYYYYYYYY
Oculus_Official 😂 I read this out as it came out the can! It went perfectly
Some. Restaurants. Might. Serve. This.
I can’t believe you actually ate some of that
Michael Kevin Millet, *insanity.
@@paladinboyd1228 why not both?
***That's what she said.***
Dustin 2112 that isn’t how saying that’s what she said work
It was inspected for wholesomeness. Can't believe you wouldn't.
I feel sorry for that chicken. As if it wasn't mistreated enough when alive.
Thank you for saying this.
Gtfo
Vegans smell
@@itadapeeza8559 why are you mentioning vegans?
Id rather die in a filthy ditch of a dick infection than die to become this
Finally, some good fucking food
Shut it Gordon!
Hero & Poloolpp Are you Australian by any chance?
Andy Madden hes quoting gordon ramsay
Allah- A :/
@Allah- A what.
I just remember that "Can Your Pet?" game from this.
this is where all the cans go
Whoever came up with chicken in a can must be drunk! 'Cause why else they put anything in a f*cking can?! It's such bullsh*t! A chicken in a can is bullsh*t! And I'm the bullsh*t man says that's bullsh*t. P.S. get the reference?;D
The first time I heard a naughty word was when I was a child
THE FUCKING BIKE😭😭😭😭
@@gaming1zanagi-1999 I agree, Who the f*ck would make this bullsh*t
Not sure if this is targeted for the lower income groups - it's $8.19 on the internet, more expensive than a store bought rotisserie chicken. This is probably meant for soup, although if you are making soup it would be cheaper to buy a whole chicken and boil it.
I think this one is ment to be used at salads...
Could be targeted for people travelling or stationed in isolated locations, where they have the transport to carry heavy food in cans, but not the facilities to keep fresh meat cold especially if there is going to be long periods of time between resupplies.
@@thomaswalsh7154 send me rotting meat please. the maggots in it will probably be tastier and safer than this mess.
This is 100% made to be kept on your shelf in your cellar for 5 years, to be eaten in case of emergency/food shortage
@@thomaswalsh7154 nah, in thèse cases, they simply go for MREs
We were given a canned chicken one time. Gave it to the cat. He got sick and was puking for a day and a half, poor bastard.
Probably all the added salt that did that
@@LeroysificationProbably!
Looks good. Not a lot of people know this but Facehugger is actually considered a delicacy on most planets.
haha, that's exactly what I thought of, facehugger from Alien.
Mate, it's supposed to be a chicken...
Ohh, maybe they are selling those as facehuggers and making stupid amounts of profit
Holy shit
Xavier Hughes 😂😂😂😂
It looks like when the nazi's melt in Raiders of the Lost Ark
Or the toxic waste scene in RoboCop.
@@bareminimumbrother3980 DON'T TOUCH ME, MAN!
🤣🤣🤣
Terminator 2 T-1000 death lol
😂 😂 😂 Xxxxx
This is what happens when you pass a chicken through a teleporter and a fly gets in by mistake.
It's like the teleporters from tf2 and bread.
Brundlechicken
@@Arthur-rb3vy omg hahaha
Looks like it wasn't a fly but jizz stains
@@AGreySky question?
Mental how PETA has spent years and millions of pounds on advertising yet this is the thing that made me vegan
Uhhhhh okay?
instead of their outrage marketing PETA should just buy these in bulk and ship them to random people. “got chicken?”
@@yoymate6316 I think they should just shut up and let people eat whatever they want
THIS is what made you vegan?
Weird flex but ok
A chicken had to die for this.
*****
...what the fuck?
*****
I am genuinely confused as to what I said t warrant that.
Oh dear. No one gives a fuck
Andrew Parsons
Woah, dude. Who pissed in your cornflakes?
Good.
That's chicken? It looks like an aborted Xenomorph.
SMAXZO funny because in Prometheus we see an aborted facehugger.
SMAXZO 500th like
SMAXZO 650th like
SMAXZO Get dat fetus, kill dat fetus
You're in the wrong house, fool *I L L H A V E T W O N U M B E R N I N E S*
A CHICKEN DIED FOR......FOR.....THIS....THING.
+Geekatior IKR
+-TheMasterSoldier- Not anymore.
+Geekatior And it was totally worth it
+Geekatior I doubt that was even a chicken. More like a pigeon that's been trapped in a confined space with 9 live hand grenades.
Matthew Henry Well, no, then you'd just have charbroiled paté, this was far too horrible.
Been watching some of these older vids again while I'm in the hospital. This is one of my most memorable videos and as soon as I put it in on I got my Doc telling me I can discharge after 9days. I'm so pumped this video is magic
When you say discharge, did he mean you can leave hospital or the contents of your stomach violently explode across the ward?
It's been over 2 years and ashens is stille alive.
Mojo *10 years
The description says this video was uploaded in 2014.
+Mojo You are correct, +SuperTikicat11511 you are also correct
Mojo he has been in TH-cam for 11 years, since 2006.
And that chicken is probably still alive in his system.
this guy is the most english person on the planet
Incorrect he doesn't like tea
I like tea!
Oh well I don't have a northern accent (probably manchester or newcastle)
All planets have a north.
Dire Melon I know it isn't.....
Cool went up Norfolk for a holiday in September last year
Yes I know it isn't Norwich but it is NEAR
......I kinda want to see the reaction of Gordon Ramsay if he was served this lol.
that would be hilarious XD
Verminna Lee
IT'S FUCKING RAW!
Verminna Lee YOU CAN'T SERVE THIS TO YOUR CUSTOMERS!
iiRed Chan Define customer, do you mean unknowing unpaying victim? Lol
8:07 - This is the kind of meal where you pray _after_ eating.
That chicken's parents failed to pay ransom to Cartel.
Chicken died for this. F for respect
F
F
F
F 👌🏻
F
I feel bad that chickens get wasted for something like this.
Are you sure that's real chicken
@@bentramer682 Probably chicken bones and rat meat or whatever lol
You know some people still eat this stuff bc they have to. Not our fault but you gotta do it to survive
@Andrew Tarrant when people eat this stuff it’s usually not bc they buy it though. More than likely got as a form of charity. That’s the only time I’ve seen stuff like this
@@marcosvega3519 feeding the poor this is not a charitable act. I’d rather give them my leg to eat.
Ashens is a big part of my childhood, being 18 now is strange, you're still young but you're an "Adult". its fun coming back and watching what I watched when I was ten. It's still funny as ever.
hows the drinking
Same boat!
"KIDS!! Come get your goddamn dinner!"
"Charlene!? The chicken in a can made one of the kids die again"
No!
Joanne Potter..😂🤣😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣
*3:43*
5:04 “Any vegetarians in the house? Oh whats that, all of you noowww?” hehehehe
Ironically, a year or two ago I watched this video. A month ago now I started to be vegatarian. This wasn't a deciding factor. But who knows 😂
Incomplete Potato Subconscious suggestion perhaps?
Oh please, I survived school dinners in the 80's.
*has a flashback* Noooooooo! Not tapioca pudding! *starts sobbing*
It saddens me that a chicken had to die for this.
Ahh here I've found one of those tree hugging hippie pussies
As a Carnivore, I agree with OP. I can't believe a chicken had to die to become this sad puddle of fat and liquefied bone-meal.
+Velno Onlev Carnivore? Don't you mean Omnivore? Or do you only eat meat?
ploony
Well obviously I'm an omnivore, but I don't eat vegetables that much. Maybe about an eleventh of my diet is vegetation. I've not eaten fruit in over 19 months now, though that's only because I don't care to pay five dollars for an apple. I eat grain fairly often, but only when accompanied by meat.
+Velno Onlev Seriosly? Every Body In The Fucking World Is An Omnivore
This thing surely violates the Geneva Convention
It looks radioactive when he first opens it
It's because it's actually come from fallout 4
+Cool Man you don't have a sense of humor
+Adam Benwell F that, I'd far rather dig my spoon into a radwaste canister before putting this thing near my mouth.
+Ben Hayesmore it's full of RADIATION!!!!
That also explains the weight :)
I like how you put a bin bag on your couch
Nodirbek Yulchiev
Oi, don't call my mother that...!
That's how Noah managed to fit all 4 million animals onto the ark - he canned them all
This needs more up vote.
That's a tin of depression...
If there is actual embodiment of sadness I think I’m looking at it right now.
Such a waste of chicken tbh
Wouldn't even feed that to my dog.
I thought the embodiment of sadness was Christmas dinner in a can for one.
it is pretty hard to ruin chicken. Then there is this.
Matthew Anthony I would beg to differ. The minimum internal temperatures of pork and beef are 135 f and 145 f respectively so they cook more quickly in comparison to chicken which must be cooked to 165f. But moreover, it really depends on the size of the cut.
It is super easy to ruin chicken. Have you cooked chicken or know anything about cooking?
Im a second year culinary student at Johnson and wales.
It also depends on whether you are using a moist or dry cooking technique
This video is good but the comments are better Yoooooooooo is johnson and wales a good school for culinary
Lol "any vegetarians in the house? What's that? ALL OF YOU NOW!"
Pretty fuckin much 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ye tatti hai tatti... go search tatti 😂
Joe Boredom thanks we also watched the video
It's funny because it's true.
When the can looks more edible than the actual food inside it:
*Checked for wholesomeness* That's why a quarter of the tin looked like a decade old pile of baby sick.
Doesn't take much to get a USDA stamp, trust me.
is it carbon based? *stamp of approval!*
Is this a JoJo Reference
anyone else remember how in breaking bad they put the bodies in barrels of acid
😂😂😂
Best comment.
underrated comment.
+ThatOneEngie Overrated show :')
+J Park Or, an opinion. :o
I thought it's like in the movie, "The Fly 2", where they teleport a dog from one pod to the other and it emerges inside out.
***** HE JUST HAS BIG BONES ;_;
That scene made me cry so hard as a kid,. Felt so sorry for the dog.
***** You're nice.
HouseClarkzonian
Cheers mate.
Me too absolutely like the fly but needs some hair in it too
If you listen very carefully, you can hear Dan's retching when the can is opened.
looks more like the stomach contents of someone who just ate a chicken and then watched this video xD
jack phillips It would have Hydrochloric acid, rip.
I think you just created a paradox...
Cactus Breath holy shit...
jack phillips my head exploded trying to explain that xD
Cactus Breath Oh no, did I accidentally destroy the space time continuum again?
I feel sorry to the chicken that was slaughtered to make this can of bullshit.
Jamie Ayre The chicken could have been used for foods way more useful than being in a can that may or may not have salmonella in them...
Jamie Ayre Chickens are sentient beings you stupid fuck. Of course it had feelings.
***** Technically most animals are sentient. This is one of those commonly misused words, thanks to science fiction. People usually mean "sapient". I don't know what that other guy meant though.
mrmcskitles They are not sentient...
Chicken shit*
As much as I love eating chicken, I cringe to think that a living thing died just to be wasted like this. Like, if something has to die then it should at least be used for something useful. :P
That is exactly what I think. If you kill sonething you have to eat it. Don't waste it. I love meat, but that's just wrong.
mattsrabidhamsters Be honest, would you eat that?
DigitalTelex I didn't mean it was Ashens' fault for wasting the meat lol. XD It was the company who produced it's fault.
You have to honour every part of it or else it's just murder.
Beef makes medicine and no part of the body is wasted
you ever kill those barnacles things from half-life specifically the ones from the second game, this is what gets puked up by them.
2 girls and one cup was a easier watch than this
That's a bit of a stretch. Nasty bastard.
True 😂
I did not need the visual fam
I haven't actually watched that. Better than this based on what I've heard.
Yoy definately went too far on that one
I wonder what Gordon Ramsey would have to say about this
he'd combust in anger
Tehstachewhacker "ITS FUCKING RAW!"
ITS DRYYYY!
WHERES THE CHICKEN SAUCE????
Fuck me
The first thing i thougth when i saw it was "this looks like a dark souls enemy"
+Dr.Kuhmilch exactly my thought :D
+Dr.Kuhmilch Ashens fork-parry was on par. That thing took so much damage.
i thought bloodborne boss
fatass
Deutsch?
Thank you TH-cam for recommending me exactly a decade later. Just as funny as I remember it as a kid 😂😂
imagine you're in the shower and you turn on the faucet and the canned chicken broth starts squirting out
Sounds like a scene out of IT
Or the shower.
Calm down Satan
Run
Never fucking speak ever again
i felt the smell right through my screen
Why the fuck is it yellow? 😂 Must smell like a sewer.
Feeling a smell
The can wasnt even open and I could taste the foul smell
@@LilLeanCuisine I can walk on water,I can fly,I can touch the smell with my hands,god please help me right now.
@@Bemis201 I was 90% put off by the video thumbnail.
That was alive once, i really fucking hope it isn't any more.
I think it still is alive....
XD
I thought you were dead Ike!
Nice job with World War 2 sir! Well done
Yung Aj np
"Meat may be removed from bones" implies an option to eat the meat with the bones still present.
My god, that looks so freaking disgusting.
Sacco Belmonte You would eat it if you were really hungry
Oh yeah no question about it. That would be a delicatesse if I was starving.
Sacco Belmonte which is actually what this is advertised to. Basically this is smart priced food for people who don't have much money to live on but still need to eat some form of meat for protein, really isn't pleasant but as you've said it's better than starving in the end and you do get use to the taste and texture.
triggered m8 it comes down to the point that the cost of living in the US is much higher than a lot of countries as well. A lot of people in the USA will have several loans they need to pay off so not only do they have that sucking up their money, if their job is only minimal wage that often won't always be enough to pay off loans and then afford food.
I do HOPE we never have a zombie apocalypse.
Looks like nuclear waste 😅
I'd rather eat nuclear waste
@fml Exactly what I was thinking!!
can is not open for even a nano second
Ashen: *"OH, MY G O D"*
Thank you Ashens I didn’t intend to become a vegetarian today but here we are. It’s a brave new world.
Nobody cares what you eat
When you opened that can it looks like the kind of goop that kills you if you fall into it in a N64-era platformer.
Beriorn That is not chicken in a can, that's alien meat in a can, that fluorescent yellow stuff, that's the alien's piss.
The disturbing thing about the can being labelled "without giblets" is that it suggests that there is another variety of chicken in a can "WITH giblets" out there...😨
brandybuck1984 I'd eat that
GaMMERKitten nasty 😂
@@BoomClap3671 giblets are delicious depending on how they are cooked
@@MissBrightside31 well I've never tried them, I don't think I will anytime soon 😂
@@BoomClap3671 I don't want the giblets either, thanks,
On second thought, being a vegetarian might not be so bad
Its just one chicken in a can, there are many other amazing foods with meat
@Skrooge Lantay how is that woosh
Ill take my chances
G e n g a r w a v e “chicken corpse”
@SlowRiotNewKanada They were just kidding
3:02 The genuine horror in his voice 🤣
Whenever I eat disappointing chicken, my memory sort of drifts back to this video and I immediately become content with my meal.
🤣🤢👏🙌
I will never be grossed out by hot dogs again
"Salmonella in a Can."
I hate school lunch too
This video and LA Beast eating a 5Lbs bag of sugar free haribo gummy bears are a comfort watch
welp i am never eating again
For real? I can tell you're joking cause you will die without food
Colt Winchester videos Winchester i dieded
***** *facepalms*
blue scout/XXcat_lordxX angry pusi
+blue scout/XXcat_lordxX insert sad mlg horn music here