Dumbest Criminal Ever

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  • @brittanyb905
    @brittanyb905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6623

    I love how she said it was an easy crime but also got caught so easily and then had to serve time, and pay it back.

    • @Revanchist2
      @Revanchist2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Don't do the easy crime, if you can't do the easy time

    • @mechanicalsilence1
      @mechanicalsilence1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It was as easy to throw them in prison.

    • @FearlesSLaughteR1
      @FearlesSLaughteR1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Easy time
      Edit I wrote this before I read the responses thinking I’d hit the joke first, silly me

    • @danielalbert9749
      @danielalbert9749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mechanicalsilence1 an easy conviction.

    • @tobiasfunke8967
      @tobiasfunke8967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oogah boogah brittany amused

  • @Buzzy_Bland
    @Buzzy_Bland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6263

    “There was $150 in that envelope, and I wanted it. And it was mine.”
    This chick literally never moved past the “mine” stage from toddlerhood.

    • @shiruotakuno28
      @shiruotakuno28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @Nonaya Bidness a man after midnight

    • @SharpieElectricity
      @SharpieElectricity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Stingy from lazy town vibes

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drugs cause people to regress back to childhood. She was already on heroin when she did this. She probably did like 400 robberies throughout her career, and got caught 3 times.
      To her, "money" translates to "indescribable happiness". They will literally risk having their head obliterated by a 12ga. to grab the Walmart earrings off your mom's dresser drawer.

    • @ronaldoalberto3510
      @ronaldoalberto3510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      I cringed when she said that, she sounded like the stereotypical rich spoiled character from any kid's cartoon

    • @hecklejack7726
      @hecklejack7726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly

  • @reala90
    @reala90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13962

    I love how her apology is basically just "I'm sorry you decided to ruin my day by pressing charges."

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      @Link to the clip The bots are gettin' sassy

    • @terrypetty4748
      @terrypetty4748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Roses are red, violets are blue.
      I just stepped into bot hell, and so did you.

    • @0x8badf00d
      @0x8badf00d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      These bots are so fast, the first reply was 35 minutes ago when Pakmanjosh's comment was only 30 minutes ago.

    • @dessichu
      @dessichu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      truly a terrible being

    • @srslydoatm9251
      @srslydoatm9251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Average TH-camr apology be like

  • @Jgfhujnggg23342
    @Jgfhujnggg23342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1306

    I love the fact her face is barely blurred out, the editors knew what they were doing and as a fellow human I must salute them.

    • @UnknownUser-xk5rr
      @UnknownUser-xk5rr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Even as someone who's only human because there's no other option, I still salute them.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why hide her face at all? Why do this degenerate any favours?

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not like it matters. This video has been shared like a billion times. At least they made an attempt. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mrpizzawizard
      @mrpizzawizard ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Reminds me of that hilarious Nathan For You bit where he barely burred the parents faces. So hysterical.

    • @TojiFushigoroWasTaken
      @TojiFushigoroWasTaken ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@mrpizzawizardthey knew it was gonna be a waste of pixels 😂

  • @Iriamu-Guillermo
    @Iriamu-Guillermo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9628

    I can do even dumber.
    I worked at a pizza joint when I was 17. And next door was a store that sold *VIDEO SURVEILLANCE EQUIPMENT* and these 3 rocket scientists thought it’d be great idea to steal from there. They broke in and tripped like 20 motion sensor cameras. The police had like almost 50 angles of video footage to find them. One of these geniuses even took his mask off and looked RIGHT AT the camera.

    • @tecategpt1959
      @tecategpt1959 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Intellectuals like those should be kept away from the world

    • @lMegumemesl
      @lMegumemesl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Link to the clip it's called telling a story dipfuck. Does Charlie know any of us personally? No yet he still tells stories to us like nothing.

    • @unofficialsliceofbread6461
      @unofficialsliceofbread6461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1586

      Hey, I'm not a robot like these other three, And I thought that was a pretty good story. Thumbs up.

    • @cristianjuarez1086
      @cristianjuarez1086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +828

      What was the first bot even trying to point out?

    • @cyberklashnikov3062
      @cyberklashnikov3062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      There's some real goobers out there man

  • @lolllama1504
    @lolllama1504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6590

    She’s literally holding back laughter when talking about her crimes lmao, she’s like a early 2000’s cartoon villain who always gets away with it so she can come back next episode

    • @hhhkojkjk6962
      @hhhkojkjk6962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yea because its funny im not saying i would but free 150 bucks sounds like a good deal

    • @KB-fk3jj
      @KB-fk3jj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Half these comments are bots

    • @pianomai-m1d
      @pianomai-m1d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      we literally cant have a fuckinf conversation with these bots in the way

    • @scazab6408
      @scazab6408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1 thousandth like :D

    • @zyzir
      @zyzir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      early 2000’s? thats a way older trope than that

  • @massacresoldier3082
    @massacresoldier3082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3298

    I like how she alternates between "We needed the money" and "We just wanted money." they didn't really need it, they were just greedy and saw some easy targets.

    • @babblekat3957
      @babblekat3957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And yet despite being easy, they couldn't even hit em

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      If she was a heroin addict at the time of the girl scout heist I would actually hate her less as that's an addiction you need to feed otherwise the withdrawal can kill you. But she literally spent the money on Starbucks, which should of got her an extra year just on principle.

    • @youdonegoofed
      @youdonegoofed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She's now facing a 9 years to life prison sentence lmao

    • @Cr1ptlord
      @Cr1ptlord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Shes sipping Starbucks, and driving a brand new Passat, no way she had money troubles. I wonder what her backstory was.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@VaporeonEnjoyer1
      I think she was in the beginning stage of heroin addiction. Withdrawal is late-stage.

  • @Mischievous_Moth
    @Mischievous_Moth ปีที่แล้ว +206

    This is actually an interesting look into the minds of two sociopaths.

    • @thelastmotel
      @thelastmotel 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Don't use terms you don't understand. She's not a sociopath, she's just childish and greedy

    • @shadowwarrior1178
      @shadowwarrior1178 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @thelastmotel
      “A persistent pattern of disregard for others.” Looks like Mischievous_Moth hit the nail on the head.
      Double-check your terms so that you understand.

    • @Slayer3752
      @Slayer3752 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thelastmotel ☝️🤓

    • @Slayer3752
      @Slayer3752 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@shadowwarrior1178 ☝️🤓

    • @georgeide2337
      @georgeide2337 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @kilo3s Being knowledgeable and being a nerd are not the same thing. Grow up.

  • @TeddyOG
    @TeddyOG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4178

    'I needed that money'
    As she sips on a $7 Starbucks drink

    • @nyancatspineapple8005
      @nyancatspineapple8005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @Link to the clip why... nvm

    • @TheHaloring7
      @TheHaloring7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Link to the clip What a shitty bot lol

    • @MidWitPride
      @MidWitPride 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Easy 20 starbucks coffees funded for in less than a minute of work.

    • @Mad_Leroy
      @Mad_Leroy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      That’s why she needed the money, lol

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      _"I miss the part where that's my problem."_

  • @carcinogeneticist378
    @carcinogeneticist378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29657

    The fact that she’s saying she needed the money while drinking overpriced coffee is icing on the cake.

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names!*
      .*Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names!*
      .

    • @Kidey11
      @Kidey11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

      Jesus, these bots man...

    • @tazziplissken
      @tazziplissken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +658

      Holy crap the spambots are fast today

    • @dexter_yours_truly
      @dexter_yours_truly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      Is that 4 bots?

    • @LordManux91
      @LordManux91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +659

      You're being very kind, calling Starbucks "coffee", but yeah, thought the same.

  • @theguywiththewhiteboard
    @theguywiththewhiteboard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3564

    Charlie has given many dumb criminals the title of “dumbest criminal ever”. In all honesty I think he should do a tier list to see who the dumbest criminal of all time is.

    • @JuliusCaribou
      @JuliusCaribou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      This is an excellent idea

    • @rooms250
      @rooms250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Omg please.

    • @grandmasslave1189
      @grandmasslave1189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Dude that would be freaking amazing

    • @Bunnibunnibum
      @Bunnibunnibum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This guy , this guy right here Charlie ^^^

    • @VDxVicious
      @VDxVicious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      420 blaze it

  • @arianatwiss4600
    @arianatwiss4600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Some girl scout troops have lock boxes for their money, but they aren't provided to troops by council, so if your troop can't afford it you don't get one. Also most girls have to pay for their cookies up front and BUY them from their troop and THEN resell them to sort of make their money back. So that very much was that girl's money

    • @breezy3176
      @breezy3176 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      so its like a pyramid scheme from the way you describe it except it uses children

    • @bristerfroster
      @bristerfroster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So Girl Scout troops have been MLMs the whole time

    • @Mercisavior
      @Mercisavior ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea I used to be in Girl Scouts and we had a lock box and it sat in front of us I think when we sold cookies (no I’m not 7 I was forced to do that stuff)

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anyone else think that's a good idea for a charity? Buy them lockboxes. Or bazookas.

    • @Hidakaku56
      @Hidakaku56 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wouldn't a lockbox make it easier to steal tho? You just grab the box and then when you get home grab a power tool and crack it open. Its not like the lockbox is gonna be a bank vault level thief deterrent

  • @Generic-usernam3
    @Generic-usernam3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4931

    “I gave the money back so I shouldn’t be charged” is the same mentality as “he survived after I shot him though, why am I in trouble?”

    • @larrythestoner2449
      @larrythestoner2449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      That is such a perfect way to describe it

    • @micksmartin3z545
      @micksmartin3z545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      No, its not 🤦‍♂️

    • @vincentgibbons5613
      @vincentgibbons5613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Wellllll in your example theres still a guy with a bullet in him, honestly theres no real harm done to the girl scouts.

    • @archivelibrarian6818
      @archivelibrarian6818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      not really. its more like "i healed his wounds after i shot him so why am i in trouble?" still pretty dumb logic either way

    • @archivelibrarian6818
      @archivelibrarian6818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Aidan Callaghan it really isnt though

  • @karma_in_affect
    @karma_in_affect 2 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    both of them casually drinking their frappucinos, feeling no guilt like the rudest girls you knew in high school

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      mentally, they're probably still in high school

    • @shanecharles4589
      @shanecharles4589 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Vincisomething nah just piece of human garbage girls. Pure narcissism/sociopathy.

    • @wilsowallis
      @wilsowallis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Vincisomething one of them was like 18 so they may have actually still been in high school

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wilsowallis she didn't stop her crimes then though. It's like she just didn't learn lol

    • @wilsowallis
      @wilsowallis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Vincisomething oh definitely lmao. i do not think her age excuses this shit at all, she damn well knew what she was doing.

  • @rickyi3523
    @rickyi3523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2227

    I remember this story just because of how horrible the pixilation was. They really didn't care about hiding her identity.

    • @CheeseDanishMysteriousness
      @CheeseDanishMysteriousness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Savetion 👋🏻 hey buddy, who asked

    • @arsena5209
      @arsena5209 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-bv3yy8sq3f and weird as fuck because who the hell clicks on someone's profile immediately after seeing what a horrible piece of shit that someone is

    • @ZeoHidra
      @ZeoHidra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      They probably just said "eh, screw'em".

    • @drew6017
      @drew6017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Studios’ gotta pay for those pixels

    • @TheTobyOMG
      @TheTobyOMG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wouldn't care to pixilate her face either.

  • @TheMisanthropist69
    @TheMisanthropist69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Her level of honesty is honestly refreshing. It's rare to find someone so blunt about who they are.

    • @jasonbrown20
      @jasonbrown20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No point in lying if she's caught though.

    • @TrollMalefico1984
      @TrollMalefico1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Their level of impudence is over 9000.

    • @wahwahwah6690
      @wahwahwah6690 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's so refreshing to see a criminal be rude and insulting while they admit they stole from small children.

    • @blitheringrando1410
      @blitheringrando1410 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nah, this is just in line with all the people who want to make shitty the norm by just being bluntly shitty all the time. There's a difference between honesty and being a sociopath who just doesn't care.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know what else is refreshing? The frap. The frap caps off the complete lack of giving a shit.

  • @whysenberg9615
    @whysenberg9615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12012

    They're both drinking starbucks and smiling through the whole interview they literally don't care, goes to show how people are raised and how they think they're always in the right

    • @krispinwah2784
      @krispinwah2784 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet you they'll both be addicted to crack and be stuck with like 4 kids in a few years

    • @fcantil
      @fcantil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      Jesus, there's like a single non-bot reply here. yikes.

    • @uninterestedcat8429
      @uninterestedcat8429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@fcantil i make the 3rd lmao

    • @filmswithclass7275
      @filmswithclass7275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@uninterestedcat8429 4th, this comment got attacked attacked by the bots lmao

    • @MFBloosh
      @MFBloosh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Imagine if those two girls were black lmao. They'd be doing this interview from a courthouse or jailcell. Shit is fucked man, and this is 14 years ago... Nothing has changed. If anything, things have just gotten worse.

  • @Rotbeam99
    @Rotbeam99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1752

    "I feel bad that I stole from a 9 year old girl, but hey, 150 dollars is 150 dollars"
    - Aristotle

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names*
      ..

    • @Ericartmanschili
      @Ericartmanschili 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      They had to give it back anyway and still got arrested. Total fail and they were still proud

    • @roastymarsh6284
      @roastymarsh6284 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aris-THOT-le

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aristotle -
      Prolly

    • @grandfathernurgle283
      @grandfathernurgle283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Trent Hamsley no it bloody isn't.

  • @jaytodd9757
    @jaytodd9757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7266

    Props to her for not showing remorse where she has none and actually being honest about her dogshit personality and unwillingness to change. She helped get herself the sentence she deserved.

    • @jimbo0386
      @jimbo0386 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She deserves a longer sentence and mandatory community service

    • @jezpeep538
      @jezpeep538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      Yep, I respect that they're just brutally honest about how shit they are. I wish that every single shitty person were like them.

    • @memenatsuki2577
      @memenatsuki2577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She did nothing wrong

    • @IchbinX
      @IchbinX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Imagine if all women were this honest...

    • @SuperSpells
      @SuperSpells 2 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      @@IchbinX Imagine if all people were this honest*

  • @alittlebitgone
    @alittlebitgone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Also, the judge and her lawyer were both reprimanded, and the lawyer was forced to resign, when it was found they conspired illegally to ensure Stephanie received preferential treatment and reduced punishment.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      FFS REALLY?!?! 😡

    • @eliharper6616
      @eliharper6616 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@feraltaco4783evil maybe... But just pretty enough to get a reduced sentence

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@eliharper6616 it's absolutely infuriating.

    • @Chugargonfan
      @Chugargonfan ปีที่แล้ว

      Blowjobs are powerful tools

    • @fatuusdottore
      @fatuusdottore ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wonder what they got in exchange.

  • @-freshsans
    @-freshsans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5140

    "I saw money, so I grabbed it."
    I'm glad our society can be so trustworthy

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names*
      ..

    • @Nell_Hell
      @Nell_Hell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      wtf are these comments

    • @EEE-1409
      @EEE-1409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Link to the clip _Wooosh_
      Hear that? That's the sound of the sarcasm going over your head

    • @mariopalmer3649
      @mariopalmer3649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Link to the clip actually true

    • @King0nyx
      @King0nyx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Nell_Hell bots

  • @silence604
    @silence604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    "But it's a crime"
    "Yeah but it's an easy crime"
    I can't stop laughing, my entire body hurts, and I just can't stop

    • @johnmartin8031
      @johnmartin8031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not gonna be so easy when the cops find out

    • @WardyLion
      @WardyLion ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You can almost hear her lawyer crying with frustration.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm in pain but only because I violently vomited my soul into another galaxy.

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6933

    Robbing a child just doing her duty and then bragging about it in front of the cameras? Their lack of remorse is astounding.

    • @luighost9917
      @luighost9917 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the fuck is going on with these dysfunctional bots

    • @W1ck3d_Dr3ams
      @W1ck3d_Dr3ams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Damn, bots are merciless machines.

    • @thelocalcrusader9522
      @thelocalcrusader9522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      this reply section is in active anomaly

    • @W1ck3d_Dr3ams
      @W1ck3d_Dr3ams 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Trent Hamsley WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY

    • @mrgreenboy644
      @mrgreenboy644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Honestly the sheer lack of regret should be a sentence multiplier or sum

  • @DeadMeat991
    @DeadMeat991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    That's not brutally honest, that's brutally dumb.

  • @daneaguilar-aasted5331
    @daneaguilar-aasted5331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    "Not from stealing from girl scouts this time, that was just her gateway drug to a harder drug, heroin" will forever be my favourite string of words ever spun by Charlie

    • @requiemforameme1
      @requiemforameme1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Think she spun herself just fine.

    • @novawolfe7348
      @novawolfe7348 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read this as he said it.

    • @crazycsiw6404
      @crazycsiw6404 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Cuties Movie You do not deserve respect for associating yourself with a disgusting creative work that should never exist

    • @crazycsiw6404
      @crazycsiw6404 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      THEY HAVE CLIPS OF THE FUCKING MOVIE ON THEIR CHANNEL, EVEN WORSE

    • @blitheringrando1410
      @blitheringrando1410 ปีที่แล้ว

      Black Tar, Texas Tea....

  • @WHALEBOY777
    @WHALEBOY777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Textbook psychopathy but with zero cunning, just living life as a GTA character

    • @fishontheinternetz3641
      @fishontheinternetz3641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That would be called sociopathy then.

    • @crowgang6678
      @crowgang6678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@fishontheinternetz3641 the two teams are meaningless and interchangeable now, they're not even in the dsm or anything

    • @webspinster
      @webspinster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This isn’t what psychopathy looks like.

    • @emstink
      @emstink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@webspinster While I don't agree with diagnosing random strangers and this is purely educational, following the only possible medical diagnostic criteria (the DSM-5 ) which unfortunately umbrella'd psychopathy into ASPD, it states ASPD is characterised by (AT LEAST THREE OF THE BELOW): a pattern of lack of adherence to social norms and laws, (which they appear to break repeatedly), a pattern of deceitfulness for personal pleasure (which they appear to do repeatedly), impulsivity and inability to plan (which they appear to have), lack of remorse/rationalising hurting or stealing from others (which they do), aggressive behaviour, irresponsible such as intense debt or missing work, or reckless towards their/other's safety. We can't comment on the last three since there's no evidence of that, there's no proof of conduct disorder, and we can't say they don't have another issue.
      Even if we ignore DSM-5 and follow old psychopathy criteria, PCL-R, glibness (definite 0), grandiose sense of worth, need for stimulation, pathological lying, manipulative, *lack of remorse* , shallow affect, *lack of empathy* , parasitic lifestyle, *poor behavioural control* , promiscuous behaviour, early behavioural issues, lack of realistic goals, *impulsive* , irresponsible, *failure to accept responsibility* , multiple short-term relationships, *juvenile delinquency* , *variety of crimes* , revoked release. I've bolded the ones of which there is evidence that this woman has displayed throughout her life.
      TL;DR; To say this isn't what psychopathy might look like when it aligns with a lot of the symptoms for diagnosis is off. I'm not their therapist so I would never say they actually have it, but this can be what psychopathy looks like. It can also just be drug addiction, a different mental illness. Could be brain damage. It can also just be entitlement. But psychopathy isn't always a man in a business suit slurping up on people's misery while manipulating all of his bosses into giving him a $1 mil raise. It can look like this too.

    • @joaquinmolina9228
      @joaquinmolina9228 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emstink dude you're just reading too much into it, just some girls trying to save face after being caught, it's not that deep. Not giving a fuck about stealing from a little girl doesn't make you a psychopath nor does it make you fall into aspd umbrella

  • @themilkman2465
    @themilkman2465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    I love that the first thing she says after being asked what she learned from this is "not to get caught"

    • @superdooper50
      @superdooper50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah it's actually wild how truthful they are. It's like they don't understand that people don't like other people messing with children lol

    • @h.p.hatecraft7850
      @h.p.hatecraft7850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Nonaya Bidness i hope you're joking.

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Nonaya Bidness the money earned from selling cookies is used to fund trips and activities for the troop. Where did you get the idea it goes to a corporation??

    • @asktastic12
      @asktastic12 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Defensive ass fucka

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Or not steal."
      Ya think?! At least the entire world has seen how horrible they are.

  • @liberusmagnus
    @liberusmagnus ปีที่แล้ว +26

    150$? That's like 5 starbucks drinks, definitely worth it

  • @LXO_TC
    @LXO_TC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    I love how no matter the topic if charlie ask for more info someone in chat WILL know everything about the most random topic possible

    • @JinnaiT
      @JinnaiT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It helps to have like 3000 people watching

    • @GreaterSociety
      @GreaterSociety 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Twitch is scary

    • @Cheshyrgrin
      @Cheshyrgrin ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It also helps that this story is almost a decade old and that the girl was on an episode of Tosh.0 about it...

  • @migjordanpayawal7856
    @migjordanpayawal7856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    The good thing is that sociopaths and psychopaths aren't always smart.

    • @DadsCigaretteRun
      @DadsCigaretteRun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wouldn’t say good thing 😂

    • @koolaids-man8668
      @koolaids-man8668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@DadsCigaretteRun that is good they're more likely to get caught lol

    • @impishlyit9780
      @impishlyit9780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@DadsCigaretteRun I have some of those tendencies, and trust me, you don't want a smart psycho.

    • @Saben.C-Spoon
      @Saben.C-Spoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@DadsCigaretteRun but they still can do stupid harmful things to others, may be less dangerous but still dangerous

    • @jakethomas5016
      @jakethomas5016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@impishlyit9780 no one asked lol

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1808

    I'm shocked that she didn't even say, "We live in a society" after *not* apologising for her actions.

    • @th3amazingjax438
      @th3amazingjax438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      We live in a society, Girl Scouts

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "We live in a society where stealing money from children is a distant memory.."

  • @flamiaminu5536
    @flamiaminu5536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "What is a nine year old gonna do, fight back?"
    Don't underestimate a pissed off nine year old, they're little monsters when they wanna be.

  • @ZombieManF
    @ZombieManF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    I still don't think anyone will beat the guy who turned himself in after seeing his wanted poster for the reward

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names*
      ..

    • @saintmotel7813
      @saintmotel7813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      More bots in this reply section than cyberpunk, report them

    • @Georgesoros7790
      @Georgesoros7790 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @RAPING MERMAID SARAH LMAO All of you are bots I’ve seen past the matrix.

    • @frankiefrendreiss3844
      @frankiefrendreiss3844 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Link to the clip shut mouth

    • @eliminator1472
      @eliminator1472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmao that’s hilarious, got a link to the story?

  • @bee-natural5794
    @bee-natural5794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1295

    As a former Girl Scout, this makes my blood boil honestly. We use the money from cookies to fund our trips, which educate Scouts and also open opportunities for them to help their communties. The fact that this woman said she had no remorse probably makes her one of the most selfish people ever.

    • @anabel6368
      @anabel6368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Link to the clip what are you talking about lol 😂

    • @bruhh0713
      @bruhh0713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Link to the clip yeah lmao so funny haha (insert stupid emojis here)

    • @faithphoenix3999
      @faithphoenix3999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Tbh they did society a favour by getting busted doing a stupid stunt like that. They really thought 1. That nobody would be watching 2. They wouldn't get caught 3. That $150 was worth the risk.
      Now, they have a potentially life altering, long term criminal offence on their record. 🤡

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don't be mad.
      Bee-natural!
      Srry....

    • @bee-natural5794
      @bee-natural5794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@shuruff904 surprisingly, that's the first time i've heard that joke about my username!

  • @billwhite5688
    @billwhite5688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    That Girl Scout testified in a Cookie Monster bucket hat, honestly a power move

    • @819driver
      @819driver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and also probably where the cookie monster nickname comes from

    • @jcc3333
      @jcc3333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      💀💀💀

  • @gemeu1129
    @gemeu1129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I lost it when the Girl Scout, in her UNIFORM, took the stand 😂 😂😂

  • @keithmichael112
    @keithmichael112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    I like that they barely blurred her face, they low key wanted you to see her face

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      “Hey, we totally don’t want you to make fun of this person 😉”
      “We absolutely, definitely think she ought to leave this situation scott free 😉”

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 I'm guessing the sidekick was a minor which is why the face was blurred. Not to protect her from mockery.

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VaporeonEnjoyer1 😬
      Well fuck.
      That makes the blur job even worse.

  • @noice6994
    @noice6994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1920

    I feel so bad for these girl scouts, so saddening to see how heartless some people can be

    • @King0nyx
      @King0nyx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spyder6100 it's another stupid bot

    • @zSwervee
      @zSwervee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you’re talking to the generations that are growing up with technology, we’ve already seen everything we prolly shouldn’t have seen

    • @hhhkojkjk6962
      @hhhkojkjk6962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol this is funny as shit

    • @4wb21
      @4wb21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spyder6100 its a bot

    • @gggsh7
      @gggsh7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Ian Valmont obvious bait is obvious

  • @VashxTSx
    @VashxTSx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Worked with a kid at a restaurant. Everyone knew the kid stole from the fridge. Even the GM knew he was stealing steaks and burgers. One day the genius shoves an entire 5lb bag of mini gummy bears into his pants and tries to walk out. That bag was so comically massive.
    The MOD had to fire him. GM just figured he needed food to survive. Not realizing just how much they let this kid steal. Worst part is he was the laziest worker possible. I genuinely never saw him do his job.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      He had no time to actually work, he was planning the heist of a century over their! For real though that sucks that he didn't even do his job.

    • @carldalord
      @carldalord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The Grand Master knew he was stealing burgers?

    • @lamegamertime
      @lamegamertime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@carldalord Well, it wasn't exactly 4D chess.

    • @himikojou5111
      @himikojou5111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@carldalord damn what kinda fancy ass restaurant has a local chess grandmaster on their payroll

    • @themug406
      @themug406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ATFADL there*

  • @ashleyemerton5056
    @ashleyemerton5056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    "It's not her money so I didn't feel bad about it"
    As a girl scout, I'll have you know we make 75 cents per every box of cookies we make (a box is $4 where I live). That doesn't even go to us personally, it just goes to support our troop. Like it goes into our troop's bank account, we can use this money to go on trips. So of the $150 she stole, $28.13 would have gone to the girl's troop. So yes, you are stealing directly from that girl's troop which in turn is stealing from her. It's not like stealing from Walmart where if you steal, it has no effect on the employees and only hurts the big corporation. It affects the girl directly 💀Also, it affects her mentally. Ever heard of trauma, my guy?
    Also, it's so fucked up how little we make from selling cookies! What is more criminal, how much we make from selling cookies or the $150 she stole?

    • @tayk.t.523
      @tayk.t.523 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You only made 75 cents per box? That's absurd!

    • @jasonkiminseoul
      @jasonkiminseoul ปีที่แล้ว +16

      75 cents per $4 box is not a bad cut…

    • @CHSidChou
      @CHSidChou ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its the 150 she stole if you are asking

    • @brazilianbold
      @brazilianbold ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just wanted to add in Walmart employees at the bottom do suffer from shrink. They have quarterly bonuses that are based on factors like that

    • @Claymore200
      @Claymore200 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was a boy scout and when we sold chocolate it was a 50% profit but anything we didn't sell from a box came out of that profit. And what were raising funds for was literally the croup to go to summer camp.

  • @rudytrujillo4197
    @rudytrujillo4197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    "If your daughter is in the girl scouts, tell her to sleep with one eye open" Not gonna lie that one got me cracking up xD

    • @-freshsans
      @-freshsans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This deserves at least one human comment

    • @UndeadPigeonFilms
      @UndeadPigeonFilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@-freshsans Let's make that two human comments.

    • @puffstabby
      @puffstabby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@UndeadPigeonFilms Gotta make it 3 just for shits and giggles

    • @-freshsans
      @-freshsans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Heck ye, good lads

    • @eeeby_deeby
      @eeeby_deeby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@puffstabby Now 5

  • @i_own_adog
    @i_own_adog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    "Out of control drug user" is an absolutely hilarious way to describe her as a drug addict.

    • @grandfathernurgle283
      @grandfathernurgle283 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Savetion 👋🏻 shut up.

    • @Gwyn1stborn
      @Gwyn1stborn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro just take drugs and chill

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Functioning addicts are a thing, you know

    • @i_own_adog
      @i_own_adog ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oz_jones ok. You still literally used the term addict 😂 this woman doesn't seem to function well. Especially when she's described as "out of control"

  • @Overly_Hydrated
    @Overly_Hydrated 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Shoutout to the editor for putting as little effort into the face blurring as possible.

  • @michaelbugner7011
    @michaelbugner7011 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I really appreciate someone who lacks empathy just being honest about it.

  • @miaminights159
    @miaminights159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    How they can get in front of a camera with no remorse and then complain about their charges is disturbing. They will be forever known for what they did.

    • @bingdinggold1877
      @bingdinggold1877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They've gotta be high or some shit I'm calling it now. There's no way they're BOTH THAT narcissistic on an average day. They reacted the exact same and acted like it wasn't even real

    • @marcusbergman6116
      @marcusbergman6116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She seems like a psychopath to me. Absolutely no remorse.

    • @Iead
      @Iead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@bingdinggold1877 I mean one of them got caught doing heroine

    • @chadmann2724
      @chadmann2724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never knew them until today and this happened before Obama was president…calm down Keyboard Warrior

    • @bingdinggold1877
      @bingdinggold1877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chadmann2724 I bet she still acts the same way though hopefully not but yk..

  • @notaspy3751
    @notaspy3751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1006

    These "people" are perfect examples of blatant sociopathic behavior. Literally stealing from defenseless children and not a single hint of remorse. Almost as if they did it every day.
    And they probably do, so they should be jailed for quite a while.

    • @ChiloeYOMIH
      @ChiloeYOMIH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Its not sociopathic. They probably felt something but decided the ends justified the means

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ChiloeYOMIH It's close to it. It's low impulse control.

    • @Goodpizzaa
      @Goodpizzaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE god damnit you're everywhere

    • @Chad_Thundercock
      @Chad_Thundercock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      These kinds of people don't understand or have the capacity to be reformed by imprisonment.
      There's only one language these kinds of people understand. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to discuss that language on YT.

    • @timeTegus
      @timeTegus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it would be stupid to steal from a person who can defend himself. but i get wher u are comming from

  • @lazychickenwing474
    @lazychickenwing474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    ‘Probably not to get caught MAYBE not to steal again’ is the funniest lesson anyone can learn.

  • @cholm2070
    @cholm2070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    At least they were honest and didn’t pull out the whole “im so sowwy” schpeel. Nobody buys that shit.

  • @torinnmyastan9505
    @torinnmyastan9505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    I hate the fact we live in a world where kids can't be happy and get taken advantage of by deplorable people

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I mean, they can be happy, parents just need to watch their kids more because this shit happens usually while their eyes are off their kids. Sometimes it's out of their hands but most of the time, it's semi preventable. For example, I wouldn't be letting my kid have a Twitter EVER. It's shocking that there are fucking 11 year olds on that site. Sucks that parents genuinely do need to put their kids on a literal leash 99% of the time because of assholes and pedos but it is how it is.

    • @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060
      @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean yeah, the world is a terrible place and always had been. There's good in it too, but not enough for it to have ever been a good idea to leave kids in charge of large amounts of money.

    • @torinnmyastan9505
      @torinnmyastan9505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lockerbuddy2039 yeah I see where you're coming from, I just hate that how that's a thing, if I was ro have kids I'll make sure to raise them to be safe .

    • @torinnmyastan9505
      @torinnmyastan9505 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly these women are just cold hearted creatures and I'd hate to think they'd ever have kids

    • @EliteProductions3129
      @EliteProductions3129 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Girl Scouts are exploiting them for free labor to sell fucking cookies dude. It's not like it was a kid with a lemonade stand.

  • @malgoo3526
    @malgoo3526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Her:"It's an easy crime"
    Also her: Gets caught

    • @swilson5320
      @swilson5320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking about that too!

  • @false8260
    @false8260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    It amazes that she doesn’t even try to act sorry. That’s like the most obvious thing to do if you’re in a situation like that.

    • @emstink
      @emstink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Right? It's not hard to cry a little and say things were so hard, you were so hungry that you were two steps away from biting the little girl scout's head off before you snapped back into reality and realised the only moral thing for you to do would be to steal the money so you didn't resort to cannibalism.

    • @jonb914
      @jonb914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think she's physically capable. She's literally smirking in every video. I don't think she's even pretended to be sorry for a single thing in her entire life the nerve endings required for a facial expression other than "smug bitch" have completely withered away.

    • @wink-ler9008
      @wink-ler9008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Tbh i kinda respect the honesty 💀

    • @Adraeth
      @Adraeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the most obvious... But only if you're a decent human being. I just see two living trash bags left out in mid-july.

    • @mayrarivera20
      @mayrarivera20 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Atleast act sorry even if you don't mean it.

  • @vegamineral207
    @vegamineral207 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like to believe that prior to this the worst thing she had ever done was jaywalking and was a standup citizen who would give 10% of her paychecks to charity and regularly volunteered at the local retirement home. But stealing cookie money was such an advanced crime that deeply affected her psyche in such a way that she immediately became a hardened criminal that not even the justice system could maintain or rehabilitate

  • @gebzeppelin6740
    @gebzeppelin6740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    I love how she's holding a coffee through all of this

    • @brendanstone9095
      @brendanstone9095 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Link to the clip fuck are you talking about? And you're commenting yourself. Follow your own logic mate.
      Edit: More click bait shit. Should have known. Took me like 20 secs but damn they're jumping through every hoop now.

    • @Ilive_420
      @Ilive_420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coffee drinkers are goblins

    • @riotman3579
      @riotman3579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bet she used money from that 9 year old to buy it

    • @eeeby_deeby
      @eeeby_deeby 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So many fucking bots.

    • @antismo9998
      @antismo9998 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ilive_420 As a coffee drinker, I agree

  • @joshuacastanon626
    @joshuacastanon626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    The Starbucks sip at the end of the first girls interview really is the icing on the cake for me

    • @joshuacastanon626
      @joshuacastanon626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Update they both have Starbucks Jesus Christ

    • @lishen7307
      @lishen7307 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the VW Passat for me, default white girl car

    • @johnb7975
      @johnb7975 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Link to the clip why tf do you keep pasting that

  • @thatoneguy2711
    @thatoneguy2711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    “I needed that money”
    As she sips on a $7 Starbucks drink 💀

    • @TheMedicatedArtist
      @TheMedicatedArtist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s $7 in 2008 too, so that’s like $9 now.

    • @fredbearchannel976
      @fredbearchannel976 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheMedicatedArtist wait 9 dollars Jesus Christ

    • @cc3
      @cc3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair she corrected herself quite quickly and said she wanted the money.

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These women seem like complete psychopaths. Hearing the rap sheet at the end, I just had flashbacks to the outrageously Chaotic Evil cartoon villains featured in Robocop. I can't imagine the sidekick had much difference in her career based on them sharing the exact same behaviour in the interview.

  • @coriolis07
    @coriolis07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I’ve been a Girl Scout since I was 5. I’m a senior now (as ranked in the troop - I’m only a freshman in high school), and neither of the two troops I’ve been in have been robbed while selling cookies. It’s crazy to think that someone would just decide to steal from a stand of little girls outside a Walmart, especially considering how little money (usually only 10% - 20%) actually goes to the troop. I’m glad this type of thing doesn’t happen more often!

    • @coriolis07
      @coriolis07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @chinsaw2727 most of the money goes to the local Girl Scout Council where the sale was made. Girl Scout Councils use the money from cookie sales to fund various educational programs, make uniforms, badges, etc.

    • @cosmiccatnip5406
      @cosmiccatnip5406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@coriolis07 and to line their pockets... Company steals from the girls just as much using their free labor The CEO in 2021 made over $700,000 and there's a yearly membership fee to be a girl scout

    • @luckylarry88
      @luckylarry88 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coriolis07 They use it to launder drug money

    • @Mysterey101
      @Mysterey101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The small amt that goes to the troop kinda supports the sidekicks assertion that, "It's not like [they're] actually stealing from a 9yr old girl" lol

  • @VestibuIe
    @VestibuIe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Even with her face being blurred you can still make out her smile, what a wicked woman

  • @RetroJ3000
    @RetroJ3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:20 the joker smile thru the pixels is priceless

  • @calchuchesta3196
    @calchuchesta3196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:15 Actual Chris Chan logic. No difference between “And it was mine” and “and I just won.”

  • @blujaebird
    @blujaebird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    There was a girl who came from a wealthy family who stole from my friend's fundraising box for choir for no reason other than she wanted money. My friend was raising money for their trip to Disneyland at the end of the year. To make up the difference my friend and I baked cookies and sold those along with the rest of the candy bars we had left (she also stole a bunch of candy bars).

    • @sayrics2693
      @sayrics2693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Did yall go to disney land tho

    • @skully3242
      @skully3242 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotta love the fucktarded youtube bots

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      eat the rich

    • @CazadorSlayer
      @CazadorSlayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've heard rich kids end up stealing a lot of the time out of boredom and entitlement.
      I can maybe turn the other cheek for someone genuinely struggling to get by who needs it.
      Assholes like this just like to steal because it's 'fun' and a way to get 'free money.'

    • @KatSpicert
      @KatSpicert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why even need the money if shes wea...you know what? I don't even wanna waste my energy on that.

  • @jamesfreeman9049
    @jamesfreeman9049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    people like this will literally never change. once you reach that age and cant figure your shit out, like stealing is bad, then there's no changing.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is shockingly true. People don't understand that making good choices is a skill. So many people are in prison because they simply can not think through a good decision.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @chinsaw2727 The trouble is, that is the thought process of some people. Not that crime is the right choice, but that it is the choice they actually know how make. At the end of the day people live with the consequences of their actions, good or bad. However, many people who commit crimes actually do believe, they just won't be caught, so they don't think about what getting cought would mean for them.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Aidan Callaghan Well, their is a reason why we see people get caught doing brain dead shit. Picking dumb fights, stealing stuff they don't need, ext.

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Aidan Callaghan honestly, that is the case for some people, and some people just think they won't be caught, for literally no reason, they just think they won't.

  • @significantghost7908
    @significantghost7908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    Everyone talking about the lack of remorse but I’m more impressed by the honesty. She’s not pretending to be anything she’s not and is entirely straight forward

    • @michaelmilian4336
      @michaelmilian4336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Yeah that’s sociopathic narcissism…. Not quite the flex they think it is

    • @clydefr0g
      @clydefr0g 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve known girls like this. They’re evil.

    • @umop3plsdn
      @umop3plsdn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      shes a real fuckin g

    • @TheItalianFun
      @TheItalianFun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's not honestly tho, it's complete lack of empathy and being a shite person unable to show empathty. Don't spin it as a good thing

    • @thatonegoblin7051
      @thatonegoblin7051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's not impressive.

  • @eddeh0772
    @eddeh0772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I hate how much you can still see the self-impressed congratulatory smile behind the pixelation

  • @TheDanibits
    @TheDanibits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    If you think that's the dumbest criminal, just remember the dude that tried robbing a store by putting lemon juice on his face because he thought it worked like "invisible ink" and would make him invisible to cameras.

    • @christaylor4477
      @christaylor4477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Whar about the 2 guys who drew masks on their faces with permanent marker! That was hilarious 🤣

    • @weaponizedglitter69
      @weaponizedglitter69 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel deep regret that I missed those

    • @oof8493
      @oof8493 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christaylor4477 i remember a story where a guy robbed a gamestop and masked himself using a see-through plastic bag

    • @mr.bubbles8351
      @mr.bubbles8351 ปีที่แล้ว

      We know it's you...

  • @Blucham
    @Blucham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Credit where it’s due: No fake tears or bullshitting her story. She actually makes the interview questions sound stupid. “Why did you do it?” “I saw some money and I wanted it, wtf?” 🤨 “What have you learned from this?” “Don’t get caught, obviously.”🤷‍♀️
    Even when she gets the 60-day sentence, after shoving the camera, she shows a lot of self-awareness. “I don’t have much of an attitude anymore. Except for yesterday, but that was just anger.” Shit, that’s actually very reasonable.
    She still got what she deserved! But at least she ain’t trying to waste the world’s time like Amber Heard or something.

    • @lawinaabraham3073
      @lawinaabraham3073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fully agree.
      I'm tired of fake ass apology videos.
      "- Oooh I don't know how I could've said that !, I was going through a bad place...
      ".
      Nope, not here, she may be a rotten asshole, but at least she ain't a hypocrite

    • @Mysterey101
      @Mysterey101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lol it was that point blank honesty that told me FL girls

    • @holidayhansel
      @holidayhansel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think she just hadn't realized it was a serious situation. If she'd been considering jail at the time of the interview she would've sounded more contrite.

    • @iseetheendisnear2416
      @iseetheendisnear2416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think what they fault to realize is that they’re “proudly” declaring to the world that they think they’re more incompetent than 9-year-old cookie-sellers and would rather forcefully mooch money off of them and the rest of society.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's fair. It's almost respectable
      You know; minus the whole stealing thing?

  • @rauth1139
    @rauth1139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I can always respect someone's honesty, while also repulsing at their crimes.

    • @TrollMalefico1984
      @TrollMalefico1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honesty is tied to justice. Theirs is just a lack of shame. They could have simply shut up but they didn't.

  • @fallencloser5028
    @fallencloser5028 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Sell her every possessions and make her sell cookies to get them back.

  • @brittany_bee
    @brittany_bee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I live in Canada so it's called Girl Guides and I shit you not - this happened to me, sort of lol someone approached my friend while I was heading to the next doorstep and my friends military dad came out of no where chasing a teenager down the middle of the street at Mach 5. He had the money, my friend was fine and I was clueless so we kept on fundraising. Thanks for unlocking that memory Charlie. Lol forget safes, just keep an angry dad on sniper duty.

    • @bluestaraquamarine9214
      @bluestaraquamarine9214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Link to the clip good thing you didn’t, nobody would want you agreeing anyways

    • @Gwyn1stborn
      @Gwyn1stborn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do not f with military dads lol

  • @harryshell212
    @harryshell212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    She sounds like a Dora the explorer villain, teaching children step by step what she did wrong and tells you.

  • @molanhao2281
    @molanhao2281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    What are you in for?
    Cellmates: Murder, robbing a bank, etc.
    Her: I stole from girl scouts.

    • @Immeminne
      @Immeminne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cell mate: wtf, my daughter is a Girl Scout

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She better hope there's a legit child predator in with her otherwise she's going to get the beatings usually reserved for them.

    • @coyote4326
      @coyote4326 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They usually don't keep general pop together like that. California prisons have a "point system", and you usually get put into general pop with people who are in for crimes of the same caliber, so to speak.

  • @kurokukageyama990
    @kurokukageyama990 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    they give of "Mean girl " vibes honestly if you told me they where someone's high school bully turned to a life of crime I wouldn't be surprised

  • @GregHolland368
    @GregHolland368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "I guess the lesson is just, not get caught" I always find that statement funny because it basically implies that not getting caught wasn't something they even considered

    • @babblekat3957
      @babblekat3957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My favorite part about that is how she immediately tried to change it to "or I guess just don't steal"

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I tried my best to contain my laughter when the little girl scout walks up the podium to ultimately put the cookie monster in prison for good.

  • @cipher8410
    @cipher8410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Man these criminals are doing the "Getting arrested" Speedrun any%

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Ok_Dont_Read_My_Names*
      ..

  • @Koncs86
    @Koncs86 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:45 Charlie, the bathtub is probably one of the worst places to do heroin…

  • @foxxdoodles
    @foxxdoodles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    OMG I've been watching dumbest criminals compilations all day and this could not have been time to better

  • @seangalvin4582
    @seangalvin4582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    She would have become a social media/streamer/only fans model if this happened today. She had her 15 mins of fame a decade too early.

    • @RickyRiq89
      @RickyRiq89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      She would be rewarded for doing terrible things if it happened today. A very sad decline of a society.

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RickyRiq89 You think it's only a modern phenomenon that terrible people get rewarded despite being terrible? Hell, robber barons from the medieval ages were the first thing to pop into my head as far as historical examples go. Go complain about modern society somewhere else. We live in some of the most prosperous and generally positive times in human history.

    • @atpray
      @atpray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Andrew Tate: 👁️👄👁️

    • @RickyRiq89
      @RickyRiq89 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@heckingbamboozled8097 It's just get easier in modern society with more modern tech, before, at least you have to be in some higher hierarchy to be rewarded doing something cruel because you could be shielded with status and money. The terrible thing that the robber baron did were also very different than these girls in this video did, the barons did very awful things, while these girls were doing petty theft because of stupidity, and get viral because of it, and if it happened now, those 2 girls could monetize it easily.
      I do agree that we live in a more prosperous time and generally positive time in human history, and such I can still complain here and no body can stop me.

    • @Fred-tz7hs
      @Fred-tz7hs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RickyRiq89 my body can stop you

  • @rachelshepherd9644
    @rachelshepherd9644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    from someone that is a girl scout (yes, it's more than 6 year olds selling cookies, I'm currently working on my gold award) people try to take our cookies and money all the time when we sell, thankfully we're attentive and call them out before they are able to get away or prevent it from happening in the first place

    • @sheltiesongs7378
      @sheltiesongs7378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s actually really sad. You shouldn’t have to deal with that, especially at your age.

    • @luckylarry88
      @luckylarry88 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just open carry a gun

    • @jenelaina5665
      @jenelaina5665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's messed up I'm sorry. Good luck on the Gold Award tho I only got to Silver, that's awesome!

    • @rachelshepherd9644
      @rachelshepherd9644 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jenelaina5665 thanks so much! Silver award is still a really big accomplishment, you should feel proud of yourself for it!

  • @thedragon2493
    @thedragon2493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "like stealing cookie money from a girl scout" is the heroin addict's version of "like stealing candy from a baby"

  • @mabybee
    @mabybee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Who amongst us could’ve ever imagined that someone with her social skills might one day get in trouble for using hard drugs & violating probation?

    • @theNoobmaster69
      @theNoobmaster69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Huge fan of your expensive magazine goods Mr Ward

  • @Jokin_Jake
    @Jokin_Jake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "I know it was a crime, but it was an easy crime."
    Pretty much sums them both up in one sentence.

  • @peonylarkspur645
    @peonylarkspur645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    tbh the worst part is that the girl scouts are already barely making anything off of cookies, most of that money goes to admin (source: sold thin mints for 12 years)

  • @EzioAuditore
    @EzioAuditore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    You can instantly tell she is not a stranger to meth

    • @EzioAuditore
      @EzioAuditore 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @9t7problems good point,
      But they do sometimes, speedballing, usually on the meth comedown… not a good idea

  • @Impulse21s
    @Impulse21s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    She's going to be one of those " look what meth does to you after 20 years " picture montage eventually. Guaranteed.

  • @Thepatientsadvice
    @Thepatientsadvice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "If you give a crackhead a cookie...they'll expect the money from the sales" I remember this story from my childhood

  • @RedPandaMafia
    @RedPandaMafia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    The most infuriating thing to me is that they weren’t at least detained for petty theft at the time of the incident. Instead got to drive off into the sunset, starbucks in hand.

    • @eddiebruv
      @eddiebruv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gordonlove5121 And they’ve even got over fifty upvotes for a nonsensical comment. 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @jennieferris2447
    @jennieferris2447 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm laughing so much it hurts,how very proud Stephanie's parents must be

  • @varakai4933
    @varakai4933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Was watching this on stream last night and was cracking up. Girl has 10/10 confidence and 0/10 intelligence.

    • @Rat_R4t
      @Rat_R4t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I also watched this live last night but I just woke up so my tired brain thought he reuploaded a video. I went back to the Vod from his last stream and realised I watched it live and he didn't reupload a video 😭😂

  • @lrmcatspaw1
    @lrmcatspaw1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I know its a crime, but its an easy crime".
    The fact that she went to prison later on should not even surprise pikachu.

  • @shyguypro9876
    @shyguypro9876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The sheer utter lack of remorse is both astonishing and scary.

  • @Nuttzers
    @Nuttzers ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how the news did the absolute minimum to blur her face out. I feel like if you squint, you can almost make it out clearly.
    They also aren't sorry about shit. They're sorry they got caught

  • @DoctorDerpman
    @DoctorDerpman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:55 Lmao I swear they both got that classic chickenhead walk. Especially the blonde one. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised to see either of them working a street corner today.

  • @daze.0
    @daze.0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    she’s the type of person to steal samples

    • @-freshsans
      @-freshsans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh XD

    • @Kidey11
      @Kidey11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And not even the good ones too.

    • @bluestaraquamarine9214
      @bluestaraquamarine9214 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Link to the clip You have no life, you’ve been making beef with people for no reason lmao you have so much time so use that time to get a job and sht like what’s your motive dude

    • @rolandjohnson599
      @rolandjohnson599 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Link to the clip lol you mad for no reason lol

  • @justnick9281
    @justnick9281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Guy who robs them:
    "it was because it was easy"
    Stephanie:
    👁️👄👁️

  • @LittlelauraMJ
    @LittlelauraMJ ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She can't possibly feel that bad. Even with her face blurred you can tell she smirked the whole time.

  • @trustedroot
    @trustedroot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    my own personal dumb criminal story:
    in 2019 I accidentally left my purse in a cart at the grocery store and it got stolen by a couple of grifters sitting inside the store waiting for someone like me to forget a purse. while I was calling the cops and canceling my cards, I got an alert from my bank that someone tried to use my credit card at the Subway across the street. both people were caught and I got most of my stuff back

  • @llyn5759
    @llyn5759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This is amazing, they're like walking caricatures of humanity. I am astounded.

    • @tornadodee148
      @tornadodee148 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      that dumb blonde valley girl that bullied other girls in high school. She even has that Paris Hilton attitude and startbucks frappucino in hand. all thats missing is the pink velour tracksuit and chihuahua in a designer purse xD.

  • @FiveFingerOutfit
    @FiveFingerOutfit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Them sipping on starbucks during the interviews is a nice touch lmao.

  • @RedsHitpostMedia
    @RedsHitpostMedia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I can imagine their lawyer pulling their hair out over the absolute lack of remorse. Because if I were a prosecutor Id use this fully