Goofiest Crime Ever

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  • @BroWhoIsDis
    @BroWhoIsDis ปีที่แล้ว +14595

    Once again proving that there’s nothing scarier than somebody who’s forklift certified.

    • @CutCorners1
      @CutCorners1 ปีที่แล้ว +430

      Facts. I am certified, and I shudder at the thought at some of the people who were in my class who also passed the course lmao.

    • @thecalham
      @thecalham ปีที่แล้ว +107

      That and welders it takes 2 to tango for this crime

    • @pmchad
      @pmchad ปีที่แล้ว +83

      ​@@thecalhamthe right people with the right certificates can make all the difference in the world

    • @Notlordstark
      @Notlordstark ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Agreed, XQC is a menace to society

    • @MrBelles104
      @MrBelles104 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Honestly, none of these people should be forklift certified.

  • @Joey-nt4xr
    @Joey-nt4xr ปีที่แล้ว +2772

    Im Irish and a year ago these crimes were all over the news. The irish have mastered the art of stealing atm machines. There was even a website where you could place bets on where the next machine would be stolen

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude ปีที่แล้ว +6

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY TH-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @theantitroll
      @theantitroll ปีที่แล้ว +170

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  • @Hboutful
    @Hboutful ปีที่แล้ว +515

    As someone who’s forklift certified myself, when the atm tipped over it was not an accident. He needed to flip it in order to fit it in the truck bed. True precision

  • @bowenm6960
    @bowenm6960 ปีที่แล้ว +2720

    Charlie must have never interacted with a drywaller before. These guys have more heavy equipment permits than brain cells

    • @brennanshrider65
      @brennanshrider65 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      Hey! You leave drywallers alone. My friend and his dad do drywall and they would be very upset if they could read this

    • @gaiusoctavian8278
      @gaiusoctavian8278 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I'm an electrician and you got that fact right lol.

    • @IAmGodHimself777
      @IAmGodHimself777 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@brennanshrider65Csn’t red tho

    • @TehSeksyManz
      @TehSeksyManz ปีที่แล้ว

      They're outshined by roofers

    • @orngpeelr9017
      @orngpeelr9017 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a drywaller and lemme tell you that statement is load of shit. Why would brain cells have heavy equipment permits?

  • @cabbage_lad
    @cabbage_lad ปีที่แล้ว +908

    As a security dispatcher that monitors atms, i can confirm, hook and chains, excavators, and forklifts are pretty common

    • @ayoubp7689
      @ayoubp7689 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      How much money would they find in those atms? And dothey ever get caught? I'm curious

    • @goldtvlive1017
      @goldtvlive1017 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ​@ayoubp7689 Ones in more secure locations can have up to 200 thousand dollars. All varies. Ones you use in a gas station or outside usually won't have more than 20k.

    • @jessjess23brooks89
      @jessjess23brooks89 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      My sister's brilliant boyfriend got busted for doing just this twenty years ago. He was actually successful somehow twice, although he claims getting into the ATM after the fact is a bitch. On the third go, he used chains attached to his truck and it tore apart his truck frame and destroyed his only getaway. Big brain criminal.

    • @ayoubp7689
      @ayoubp7689 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jessjess23brooks89 how long was he in jail for

    • @jessjess23brooks89
      @jessjess23brooks89 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ayoubp7689 for that particular incident, I think he did ten years, but got off early for good behavior. But fucker has been in and out of jail since he was 15. He behaves like a saint now, won't even step foot in a bar. But he's still an idiot.

  • @allanturmaine5496
    @allanturmaine5496 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    I used to work in my local convenience store for metal, and it was next to a tobacco distribution place. Came in one morning, and someone had broken into our unit. They broke into our weaker security system, drove our forklift into the wall to the tobacco, lifted the wall away with the forks, and made off with a bunch of smokes. It was the smartest forklift bamboozle I've ever seen.

    • @Seldomheardabout
      @Seldomheardabout ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Every crime I have ever supposed revolves around breaking into the spa or subway next to the real target. Turns out the look aid man figured it out - drywall is a pussy.

    • @rat-gang-
      @rat-gang- ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@Seldomheardabout it makes sense, weakest link and all. why bother with big locks when you can just go through the less-secure back door, yknow?

  • @harveydjent_
    @harveydjent_ ปีที่แล้ว +2473

    Charlie doing play-by-play commentary over wild ass footage is something I need more of in my life.

    • @kanjokillz1687
      @kanjokillz1687 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      69th like

    • @hounded007
      @hounded007 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I was laughing the whole video. Funniest thing I've watched in years.

    • @xEmbrac3
      @xEmbrac3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      not gonna lie his commentary had me hollering the whole time lmao

    • @zanderkahres8112
      @zanderkahres8112 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stole the words right from me😂

    • @jaylucino8890
      @jaylucino8890 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's all his content when he was still shy

  • @CoverLuxe
    @CoverLuxe ปีที่แล้ว +577

    There was a girl I knew from my neighborhood who tried to steal an ATM with her boyfriend by literally just picking it up and trying to carry it out of the store in broad daylight. Needless to say, they didn't make it very far. That same girl got in trouble again a few years later because she stole someone's car and parked it out in front of her own house lol.

    • @WarriorAlexOG
      @WarriorAlexOG ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think I found the girl ^
      Edit: (The bot comment above was deleted)

    • @stonedandstatic
      @stonedandstatic ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@WarriorAlexOGshe needs another source of income since being a criminal isn’t working

    • @Theadventurewarrior
      @Theadventurewarrior ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol, this was a fun litte comment read. Thanks you two.

    • @serdavosseaworth6115
      @serdavosseaworth6115 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Brain cells are in short supply obviously

    • @tharealKDHD
      @tharealKDHD 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I can fix her

  • @joaquindubini3681
    @joaquindubini3681 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The combination of his really calm narration and the sheer insanity of the clips is just, immaculate.

  • @Bozotarian
    @Bozotarian ปีที่แล้ว +2237

    As a fellow Sacramentian I can confirm that this is the most normal robbery

    • @Thomasfurbee
      @Thomasfurbee ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yooo same here and I can confirm.

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This has happened in my town. After inside edition (and other news channels) aired a track pulling the ATM out of the wall, that became a string of crimes in my town for the next few weeks. At the store I worked at, the grocery store on one side and the gas station on the other both had trucks drive through the doors then pull the ATMs out. And before anyone asks, no, nobody was ever caught or charged.

    • @Emwo
      @Emwo ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It did not surprise me to read that this happened on the shitty part of Watt 😂

    • @ThinWhiteLuke
      @ThinWhiteLuke ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why can’t you guys live in Florida like real Americans? Like our boy Charlie.

    • @carkindozin
      @carkindozin ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sacramento Represent!!!

  • @cyrylmusic
    @cyrylmusic ปีที่แล้ว +730

    Imagine not only fumbling a robbery like that, but also being humiliated by Charlie like that.

    • @Apupv
      @Apupv ปีที่แล้ว

      FR THOUGH 😂😂😂

    • @BFBwyvern
      @BFBwyvern ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Susnation532are you sure?

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Translate! 💙
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    • @supagreatman2826
      @supagreatman2826 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To whoever is reading this keep going,you're doing fine! No matter how slow your progress each new week is filled with tiny steps forward. Be proud of yourself you got this!

    • @raffmahon
      @raffmahon ปีที่แล้ว

      what’s worse fumbling the robbery or being destroyed online by Charlie

  • @chrise8275
    @chrise8275 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Imagine yourself just driving home after a long day at work, and you look out the window and see someone driving a forklift into a convenience store.

  • @hopeltRains
    @hopeltRains ปีที่แล้ว +1611

    At this point Charlie might as well put in a nickel in a jar every time he hears about a silly crime.

    • @ChrisShafferOfficial
      @ChrisShafferOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not reading your comment but I posted a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content 😂 😅

    • @RäņdømsøulzZ
      @RäņdømsøulzZ ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Here before this blows up

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY TH-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @mustafamohammed4746
      @mustafamohammed4746 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How and why do these bots keep showing up?
      Also Charlie might as well donate all of these nickels to a charity because he will put more nickels in jars then the amount of times I am an embarrassment to my parents.

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Translate! 💙
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  • @benjiboybob
    @benjiboybob ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I love being forklift certified. That one where he's balancing it, I appreciate the care and precision. Props to the other guy who was wearing proper safety equipment too. Raising the standards of crime here.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I can excuse grand larceny but I draw the line at OSHA violations

  • @chrisandrew7577
    @chrisandrew7577 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Whenever charlie calls something "whacky" or "goofy", you know its good

  • @Jonathan_Collins
    @Jonathan_Collins ปีที่แล้ว +3344

    It's ok, the forklift operator was wearing his high visibility safety gear. No OSHA regulations were broken.

    • @proggz39
      @proggz39 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You break 10 osha regulations from stepping out your door in the morning

    • @andrewkelley9328
      @andrewkelley9328 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      As the methheads I did community service with said, "nobody looks at you if you're in high visibility vests." They were talking about stealing machines not ATMs, but I assume the thought is the same.

    • @DudefromDaMidwest
      @DudefromDaMidwest ปีที่แล้ว

      @@InstagramUser2 Translate! pegue uma boceta 🤡

    • @zomboy9375
      @zomboy9375 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah,

    • @Xeonerable
      @Xeonerable ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well nobody is gonna question a guy dressed like a forklift operator driving a forklift. They have to get it there inconspicuously to begin with.

  • @brianalbright
    @brianalbright ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Gotta love how the truck didn't even bother to cover his license plate. Really goes to show the level of intelligence we're dealing with here.

    • @ak_getright9905
      @ak_getright9905 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      That was probably stolen too lmao

    • @interstate80.
      @interstate80. ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ak_getright9905I feel like they couldn’t have pulled that off though

    • @TheJadeFist
      @TheJadeFist ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ya, they probably stole the vehicle.

    • @misterkristofer7344
      @misterkristofer7344 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s most likely stolen, most heavy equipment like this uses the exact same key.

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

  • @brendensutton915
    @brendensutton915 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:07 might be the best cut from “no way it can fall…” to “it fell off a few miles away” I legit belly laughed out loud

  • @mOOOp42
    @mOOOp42 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Fun Fact: Most of these forklifts use about 3 different keys between almost all models. A lot of construction workers have multiple copies of these just in case. Technically any of these forklifts left in a parking lot for renovations can be driven and used for any kind of theft.

    • @jaykoerner
      @jaykoerner ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Not all even have keys, some just have switches and if you're lucky (to be able to stop idiots) they have a start button as well that you have to press the same time under the dash, often times the keys aren't even keys just a piece of metal that fits in the slot,
      Anyways from working multiple jobs I've got keys for hyster,Yale,Raymond,Toyota, Hyundai, Nissan, crown,cat probably others I don't know, and it's like 4 keys.....

    • @tree2800
      @tree2800 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Half the time, a flat screwdriver is gonna get it lol

    • @IAMNERVEDAMAGE
      @IAMNERVEDAMAGE ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fun fact, this is not a forklift

    • @amspook
      @amspook ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tree2800Just like how roller shutter lock works
      Over time, the keyhole will somehow get "loose" from wear and tear, all you need is a piece of metal strong enough to turn it, and the lock is open
      If you see an old shop row with roller shutter, chances are the lock are so run down, you can even open it with your standard master lock key

    • @RennK85
      @RennK85 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s a Telehandler not a forklift

  • @theantitroll
    @theantitroll ปีที่แล้ว +2871

    The mere presence of Charlie in this corporeal realm is causing goofiness levels to go off the charts.

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude ปีที่แล้ว

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY TH-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @theantitroll
      @theantitroll ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@ChrisShafferOfficial You’ve just been visited by the Anti-Troll. Cease your trolling.

    • @BATMAN_THEVENGEANCE
      @BATMAN_THEVENGEANCE ปีที่แล้ว

      SHUT UP YOU BOTS.

    • @theantitroll
      @theantitroll ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @niicker You’ve just been visited by the Anti-Troll. Cease your trolling.

    • @theantitroll
      @theantitroll ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Susnation532 You’ve just been visited by the Anti-Troll. Cease your trolling.

  • @RedBroski
    @RedBroski ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I'd like to see Charles talk about the weird car chase from the other day. The driver actually surrendered, he got out of the car and put his hands up. But there were no cops around. So then he just awkwardly got back in the car to continue the chase... The cops arrived once he was gone. It was hilarious

    • @sirsenior1861
      @sirsenior1861 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bro where's the sauce, I wanna see that chase video

    • @r0x13prox
      @r0x13prox ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dang bro unsurrendered

    • @wooshbait6023
      @wooshbait6023 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can you send the link that sounds fucking hilarious

    • @RedBroski
      @RedBroski ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sirsenior1861 Aww man I'm sorry I never got the notification for this. I couldn't find it online but it was live on ABC7 eyewitness news just a couple days before I left that comment

  • @BeardManDrummer1999
    @BeardManDrummer1999 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    The truck absolutely blasting through both sides of the building had me laughing for way longer than it should've.

    • @blasphemer_amon
      @blasphemer_amon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The wingman said to check for a pulse

  • @mchsprod
    @mchsprod ปีที่แล้ว +731

    Charlie going back to his roots of providing commentary over weird videos. Hardest I’ve laughed in a while.

    • @EpicVideoGamer7771
      @EpicVideoGamer7771 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ikr, just like the commentary he did for old bad products

    • @gravyd316
      @gravyd316 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wish I was like you......... Easily amused.

    • @jaotrx7163
      @jaotrx7163 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤖

    • @mchsprod
      @mchsprod ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just wanted to say something positive, why the hate?

    • @bradygreenberg6482
      @bradygreenberg6482 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@gravyd316 you literally comment nothing but hate lmfao, stop watching if you don't like it. Weird behavior

  • @choomah
    @choomah ปีที่แล้ว +24

    There was a gang near me a few years back that ripped something like 6 ATMs out of buildings with stolen heavy machinery.
    Really fucking annoying to walk all the way to the cashpoint just to see a literal 'hole in the wall' 😂

  • @NickiBoi_109
    @NickiBoi_109 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    You know your in for a treat when Charlie uses the word “goofy” 💀

    • @Apupv
      @Apupv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂 fr

    • @theantitroll
      @theantitroll ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Susnation532 You’ve just been visited by the Anti-Troll. Cease your trolling.

    • @groundbeeftaco
      @groundbeeftaco ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@theantitrollthe hero we needed. Thank you anti-troll.

    • @YaBoyCori
      @YaBoyCori ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish i knew what treat i was getting into instead i’m being click baited like every video of his 😮‍💨

    • @angryasfman9077
      @angryasfman9077 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theantitroll W

  • @Gwallacec2
    @Gwallacec2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I love how all of them proudly display their license plate to the cameras.

    • @haileytavares7143
      @haileytavares7143 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Like bro if ur committing a crime you're already looking sus as hell a missing license plate won't tip off the cops hahhaha the fucking ATM in ur back will

    • @drygimangdrminjak8177
      @drygimangdrminjak8177 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they're probably stolen or rented cars

  • @shakespeareaholic
    @shakespeareaholic ปีที่แล้ว +100

    If Charlie calls that telehandler a forklift one more time I'm gonna cry

    • @JohnTheForerunner3
      @JohnTheForerunner3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @vivienm2037
      @vivienm2037 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pls. He doesn't need the right for these heavy machinery things. Everyone knows if you have a job like this, you didn't make it very far in school.

    • @protercool8474
      @protercool8474 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      It has a fork and it lifts

    • @MiroNyholm-mj7hd
      @MiroNyholm-mj7hd 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nice

    • @duckymclucky2562
      @duckymclucky2562 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@vivienm2037 to be fair i didn't know what this was either LMAO

  • @imthelusion
    @imthelusion ปีที่แล้ว +45

    using a forklift to steal an atm is practically it's own category in crime at this point, so many people have done it by now

  • @nobodyanyways8933
    @nobodyanyways8933 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Driving into a store like that has got to be a freedom like you’ve never felt before

    • @aserta
      @aserta ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Stupid thing to do. Just go buy time in a junkyard that's not a pull-apart and bring a metal bat. The relief is palpable. For me, best 50 euros spent ever when i was in Uni absolutely packed to the brim with stress from my diploma.

    • @mathysbalk
      @mathysbalk ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@asertathat actually sounds fun

  • @Goz969
    @Goz969 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    All of these were absolutely gut-bustingly HILARIOUS! I especially enjoyed the transition between the excavator heist and the pickup truck crashing into the grocery store twice. There should be a Guinness World Record for the stupidest ATM heists if they keep backfiring this comically and badly.

  • @babayagaofi
    @babayagaofi ปีที่แล้ว +24

    8:18 i started laughing so f hard all water in my mouth traveled on my bed

  • @trollerpilotxiv3079
    @trollerpilotxiv3079 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "YOU'RE TOO LATE, COPS! I AM NOW FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!!!"

  • @Vliffy
    @Vliffy ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The amount of ATM heists that happened in my province of Newfoundland a couple years ago was insane, all by the same man. Used backhoes and loaders from his uncle's company to do so. Everyone called him the backhoe bandit

    • @ocdemon8999
      @ocdemon8999 ปีที่แล้ว

      dude.. I knew the crime rate was rising here but I never even heard about that.. and I live in Downtown St John's

    • @Vliffy
      @Vliffy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ocdemon8999 I'm in cbs, weirs construction equipment was used. Josh Weir was the backhoe bandit lol

    • @ocdemon8999
      @ocdemon8999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Vliffy I appreciate the insight into local lore, thats crazy af for a Newfoundland story, that shit used to never happen😂

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I didn't know backhoe was a word. Thank you for this.

  • @TimoIvvie
    @TimoIvvie ปีที่แล้ว +95

    “The right man in the wrong place, can make all the difference in the world.”
    -GMan, talking about more lenient Forklift Certification laws

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Translate! 💙
      ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี…

    • @SussyRobloxLord
      @SussyRobloxLord ปีที่แล้ว

      CHARLIE MORE LIKE CRAPPIE IM WAY BETTER + COOLER

  • @Omega1-1Styx
    @Omega1-1Styx ปีที่แล้ว +47

    this makes getting your forklift certification exponentially more valuable, thank you charlie i will enroll now

  • @briarmason8737
    @briarmason8737 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The guy ramming the truck into the store only to circle around and do it again had me dying. Was feeling crappy all day but seeing that just skyrocketed my mood back up.

  • @TabluraProductions
    @TabluraProductions ปีที่แล้ว +885

    Charlie is funnier than most comedians. He doesnt even try, he just does it naturally.

    • @DoctorDoofenshmirtz
      @DoctorDoofenshmirtz ปีที่แล้ว +17

      sorry bro but you got a crummy sense of humor then imo

    • @pacosanchez2340
      @pacosanchez2340 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@DoctorDoofenshmirtzsounds like a you problem

    • @DoctorDoofenshmirtz
      @DoctorDoofenshmirtz ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pacosanchez2340 why you dick riding 2 people on the internet you don’t know 😂 my opinion has nothing to do with you lil bro

    • @mke344
      @mke344 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@DoctorDoofenshmirtz you must be fun at parties huh

    • @thetapperhatz_laboratories2574
      @thetapperhatz_laboratories2574 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@DoctorDoofenshmirtzsounds like a skill issue-

  • @yangliu6901
    @yangliu6901 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:59 “they’re operating off hopes and dreams”

  • @ZOMBiFOX13
    @ZOMBiFOX13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:48 bro standing like an npc about to give you a quest.

  • @wunba
    @wunba ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I love how everyone keeps saying “ATM machine” which really stands for automated teller machine machine 😂

    • @CoolOkay_
      @CoolOkay_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Whoa! It's Wunba! What are you doing here?
      Just kidding, I have no idea who you are.🔥🔥

    • @__darkfuneral
      @__darkfuneral ปีที่แล้ว

      omg wunba!!!!

    • @Jakypoo213
      @Jakypoo213 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up miles morales

    • @jeremykelly4673
      @jeremykelly4673 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Okay miles. Calm down😂

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't forget your Personal Identification Number number at the Automated Teller Machine machine.

  • @BullitToofTony
    @BullitToofTony ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Give it a couple of little slaps to try and get it down a bit deeper." Charlie just described every Friday night of my life for the last 10 years.

    • @Goz969
      @Goz969 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like a lot of fun, wish I could join.

  • @AdanMorales-d1t
    @AdanMorales-d1t ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Whenever charlie calls something "whacky" or "goofy", you know its good. Once again proving that there’s nothing scarier than somebody who’s forklift certified..

  • @alexjepson6807
    @alexjepson6807 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I love the fact all his words just flow out unbothered and always make so much sense

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude ปีที่แล้ว

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY TH-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @theantitroll
      @theantitroll ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Susnation532 You’ve just been visited by the Anti-Troll. Cease your trolling.

    • @theantitroll
      @theantitroll ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@quartdude You’ve just been visited by the Anti-Troll. Cease your trolling.

    • @theantitroll
      @theantitroll ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@p-__ You’ve just been visited by the Anti-Troll. Cease your trolling.

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Translate! 💙
      ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี…

  • @NT.99
    @NT.99 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:05 your commentary while playing the camera video of the two dudes stealing the atm was glorious.

  • @martinezsandy-go4uv
    @martinezsandy-go4uv ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:19 that’s the funniest mess up someone can do😂😂😂 Did he seriously not think staying there will be safe?🤣🤣😭

  • @diamondgamer4669
    @diamondgamer4669 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The fact that it fell off and caused a car accident makes this the goofiest shenanigan I’ve ever heard of

    • @Sam-m1y6d
      @Sam-m1y6d ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shit was so cash

    • @m1sty033
      @m1sty033 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome to Sacramento that’s the most normal thing we have here trust me

  • @luhmow2905
    @luhmow2905 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This goofy heist reminds me of the breaking bad episode where Walter, Jesse, and Mike used a van and a magnet to wipe a hard drive clean. Idk why it just lets off the same vibe

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Translate! 💙
      ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี.

    • @h.roosevelt6426
      @h.roosevelt6426 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking the same thing 😆
      Like a hybrid between that and Spooge's heist of an ATM.

  • @Tfisk
    @Tfisk ปีที่แล้ว +6

    We had a telehandler a lot like this stolen for a few hours in Nashville a few months ago and it was found on the other side of the town. It made us giggle to think about someone driving that down the road as if nothing is wrong

    • @mikenorthrop5815
      @mikenorthrop5815 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Having driven some of our telehandlers along roads to the cardlock near our yard, I gotta say they're some of the least stealthy vehicles in existence, no way in hell you could sneak away in one. Would be a hilarious sight to see though, definitely got some odd looks during the drive down

  • @spoogie4438
    @spoogie4438 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I don’t normally comment on any videos every, but 8:13 has got to be the most beautiful fuck up I’ve ever seen any people have in my entire life. Not only did multiple people come up and put into action this looney toons plan, but then the doofus decided to stand directly in the atms line of fire on the way out. Incredible

  • @FortunePayback
    @FortunePayback ปีที่แล้ว +60

    If there is anything that I learned when I was originally going to school to be a police officer, it's that there is no such thing as a smart criminal.
    My personal favorite from years ago was a man who broke into someone's house, it went wrong, killed the guy, the walked home...in the snow....footprints all the way from his house, to the crime scene, and back.

    • @papaspaulding
      @papaspaulding ปีที่แล้ว

      There are smart criminals out there, You just don't hear about them.. Because they are smart lol (But I agree most are dumb in nature)

    • @JeeJeen
      @JeeJeen ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about Zodiac? His real identity is still unknown

    • @CuniLaad
      @CuniLaad ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The ones that tore the atm out of the wall with an excavator were never caught

  • @precoius
    @precoius ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When I was a teller at a local bank, someone actually pulled this off and got away with it. They ripped the entire ATM out of the cement and took off with it. Police later found the empty ATM in a pond, but they never caught the perps. Crazy.

    • @MustangDesudiroz
      @MustangDesudiroz ปีที่แล้ว

      nah def got some cut form the dough. we have advanced tech today and CCTV,s how tf they not recorded that

  • @applesauce9
    @applesauce9 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Charlie’s forklifting commentary is weirdly comical

    • @sometimesgaming10
      @sometimesgaming10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are bots dude

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Translate! 💙
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    • @KevinBelmontLuna
      @KevinBelmontLuna ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The lord narrates in mysterious ways!

    • @Kingsquid76
      @Kingsquid76 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sometimesgaming10if we report them for a long time we can get them removed

    • @feetyeet8538
      @feetyeet8538 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus is the only way to heaven
      Being a good person won’t get you there.
      “Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
      ‭‭John‬ ‭14‬:‭6‬ ‭ESV
      Repent from your sin(disobedience to God) and turn to God and follow Him so that you will be saved
      “If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.”
      ‭‭1 John‬ ‭1‬:‭9‬ ‭ESV‬‬
      “No, I tell you; but unless you repent, you will all likewise perish.”
      ‭‭Luke‬ ‭13‬:‭3‬ ‭ESV)

  • @NANO-SP97
    @NANO-SP97 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I feel like we’re merging with a multi verse for the sole purpose of having Charlie cover the most wacky news.

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Translate! 💙
      ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี…

    • @loddeedoddee
      @loddeedoddee ปีที่แล้ว

      True.

  • @Osirishnp
    @Osirishnp ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is certified classic charlie. Just the clip playing and him just talking over it. I was missing those kinds of videos.

  • @thereallowki
    @thereallowki ปีที่แล้ว +167

    There should be a bingo for items used in ATM robberies it would be quite entertaining

    • @ChrisShafferOfficial
      @ChrisShafferOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not reading your comment but I posted a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content 😂 😅

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY TH-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Translate! 💙
      ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี…

    • @supagreatman2826
      @supagreatman2826 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To whoever is reading this keep going,you're doing fine! No matter how slow your progress each new week is filled with tiny steps forward. Be proud of yourself you got this!

    • @sharpshotefx
      @sharpshotefx ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@supagreatman2826IDK if you're a bot but if you are thank you for being a bot of substance

  • @Fragger-1
    @Fragger-1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The irony of using an industrial forklift to rob an atm is like using a diamond to break glass to steal a game console.
    Industrial forklifts go for anywhere between $30k to $50k. The average ATM has single to double digit interactions a day, most of which are very minimal amounts.
    They're basically using a 5 figure vehicle to steal like $5,000 at most.

    • @legeul
      @legeul ปีที่แล้ว

      And even then ATM machines probably have other security measures like GPS trackers and ink cartriges to ruin the money inside to prevent thefts. The problem with the Forklifts is that you would need to have someone to sell it, which i imagine most of these thieves likely don't have the contacts.

  • @-chanye-
    @-chanye- ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Putting the square into the square hole.” That shit made me laugh way too hard for no goddamn reason.

  • @RäņdømsøulzZ
    @RäņdømsøulzZ ปีที่แล้ว +979

    Can we just appreciate Charlie’s patience for him to explain this and not lose all his braincells

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude ปีที่แล้ว

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY TH-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @zennhcho
      @zennhcho ปีที่แล้ว +11

      bro i’m so sorry that these bots r just swarming your comment lmao 😭

    • @LizzBliss
      @LizzBliss ปีที่แล้ว +10

      These bots are unfunny

    • @RäņdømsøulzZ
      @RäņdømsøulzZ ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wtf are these bots 💀

    • @RäņdømsøulzZ
      @RäņdømsøulzZ ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zennhcho it’s alr rip my notifications tho 💀

  • @codysellers8889
    @codysellers8889 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Just want to point out that both Cat and Komatsu keys are universal, respectively, so if you have one key, you can use all of the equipment under that brand. Just be sure to bring bolt cutters in case they put a padlock on the door to keep you from your fun times.

    • @zGoldenHawk
      @zGoldenHawk ปีที่แล้ว +6

      there's no need for the "respectively" have a good day

    • @jamesmitchell.1533
      @jamesmitchell.1533 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zGoldenHawk🤓

    • @slendydie1267
      @slendydie1267 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      perchance

    • @Reisen_Inaba
      @Reisen_Inaba ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zGoldenHawk Respectively meant that Cat keys are universal to Cat vehicles, and Komatsu to Komatsu. Unless you're saying the same keys work for both

    • @zGoldenHawk
      @zGoldenHawk ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Reisen_Inaba then u would say "cat keys and Komatsu keys are universal to cat and Komatsu vehicles respectively"

  • @CoffeeHype7356
    @CoffeeHype7356 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    8:13 was truly the first time I've spit out my water at something

  • @edgyplays0290
    @edgyplays0290 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    00:07 why do people say ATM machine? The M stands for machine
    -some black spider

  • @isaiahbennett7207
    @isaiahbennett7207 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The fact that this entire video avoided a forklift certified joke is criminal

  • @Brody04
    @Brody04 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:26 is my home town, in 2017, people robbed my local grocery store named Givorns. I remember that next day I went to go shopping with my grandfather and it was destroyed

  • @darrionsylvester5943
    @darrionsylvester5943 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Everytime I'm having a bad day. Charlie videos just come in clutch

    • @floofmcfloof
      @floofmcfloof ปีที่แล้ว

      fr

    • @CJ_Dook
      @CJ_Dook ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate charlie

    • @woo6374
      @woo6374 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Insane glazing

    • @TellTailTales
      @TellTailTales ปีที่แล้ว +17

      these bots are faster than my dad

    • @GardenChess
      @GardenChess ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao the bot in the replies

  • @Barbdwhyr
    @Barbdwhyr ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:35 ATM hit the ground so hard it changed colours

  • @michaeldiamond878
    @michaeldiamond878 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Hey who left this ATM in the middle of the road” - spider-man across the spiderverse

  • @TheGreatDemon666
    @TheGreatDemon666 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The last one got me laughing for about 10 minutes straight starting from when the guy stood directly in the path of the speeding ATM because I knew what the end result was gonna be😂

  • @JePaKy66
    @JePaKy66 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    There has been an abundance of goofballs lately and im here for it.

    • @ChrisShafferOfficial
      @ChrisShafferOfficial ปีที่แล้ว

      Not reading your comment but I posted a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content 😂 😅.

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Translate! 💙
      ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี…

    • @SussyRobloxLord
      @SussyRobloxLord ปีที่แล้ว

      CHARLIE MORE LIKE CRAPPIE IM WAY BETTER + COOLER

    • @supagreatman2826
      @supagreatman2826 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To whoever is reading this keep going,you're doing fine! No matter how slow your progress each new week is filled with tiny steps forward. Be proud of yourself you got this!

    • @genericname4583
      @genericname4583 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@supagreatman2826the only acceptable bot comment

  • @Kuoljok2511
    @Kuoljok2511 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    clip
    1.
    a flexible or spring-loaded device for holding an object or objects together or in place.
    "he undid two clips and lifted the lid"
    2.
    a metal holder containing cartridges for an automatic firearm.
    "he shot twice, but his clip was empty"
    There you have it.

  • @dawbi5755
    @dawbi5755 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:15 really got me man that's like America's funniest home videos worthy actually golden 😂

  • @greatest_jagras5132
    @greatest_jagras5132 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    As a certified forklift operator, I can absolutely respect this pilot's form. His moment calculations could be a little better, however.

  • @bugzpudding
    @bugzpudding ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:28 imagine they got in a car crash with the spectator lol

  • @Yeahsmoothie
    @Yeahsmoothie ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how I see these types of videos on the news and then a few days or weeks later Charlie post about it and is able to make it more entertaining

  • @TheGuzeinbuick
    @TheGuzeinbuick ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Loved the first three minutes with Charlie narrating over the footage. Takes me back to the oldschool Charlie days.

  • @alexanderglex4600
    @alexanderglex4600 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:04 I can only imagine their satisfaction when it went in that well

  • @godzilla_with_a_microwave3945
    @godzilla_with_a_microwave3945 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Its an honor for charlie to be reporting on sac, such a goofy npc ridden city, i love it

  • @DeeEll1
    @DeeEll1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    ATM thefts are my favourite crime. especially since everyone knows that theyre built with dye packs so the money inside cant even be extracted. not to mention they got GPS trackers. like.... its the dumbest crime someone can do but always extremely entertaining to watch

  • @jordanriederer1518
    @jordanriederer1518 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    oh my goddd im actually crying at the truck exploding into frame after backing into the other door lmfaoooooooooo

  • @petertucker1677
    @petertucker1677 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    as someone with a forklift license this makes me so proud

  • @Rembreiker_lychec9257
    @Rembreiker_lychec9257 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'd start by asking around local construction sites for whos their worst EBFL operator. The safety vest could just be a prop, but more likely its an employee that stole equipment from his work site.

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Translate! 💙
      ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี…

  • @MsFated
    @MsFated ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Charlie you gotta do more of this the way your recap these are hilarious.
    The commentary is great 😂

  • @fabiorutichelli7006
    @fabiorutichelli7006 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Forklift certification’s definitely worth it

    • @ChrisShafferOfficial
      @ChrisShafferOfficial ปีที่แล้ว

      Not reading your comment but I posted a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content 😂 😅

    • @ItIsJan
      @ItIsJan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im watching this comment becoming the most liked one xD

    • @SussyRobloxLord
      @SussyRobloxLord ปีที่แล้ว

      CHARLIE MORE LIKE CRAPPIE IM WAY BETTER + COOLER

    • @Thisisthegreatestatofalltime
      @Thisisthegreatestatofalltime ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn, the bots are going full wacko mode

  • @Jdowling357
    @Jdowling357 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    @5:30 "if you can't DODGE it.... RAM it!
    I'll see myself out 😂

  • @347Jimmy
    @347Jimmy ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how the people at 2:30 just drove off like "okay, guess I won't be using this ATM"

  • @charlesn.2881
    @charlesn.2881 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I knew a couple of meth addicts who pulled am ATM heist once. Ended up getting in an argument and in the heat of the moment she pushed the machine over and crushed him to death.

    • @idfk1123
      @idfk1123 ปีที่แล้ว

      ''i ain't no skank''

  • @ifsnowdrop
    @ifsnowdrop ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:10 ah yes, the FORKLIFT

  • @warriorsorb1111
    @warriorsorb1111 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    So basically, the ATM thieves just went "fuck it. let's just take the damn thing" with no intentions of being secretive and stuff 😂
    Also looking forward to your new Godslap

  • @curiouscupid377
    @curiouscupid377 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The jumping jack is thought to have been invented by a general in the U.S. Army. Though many people attribute this exercise move to fitness guru Jack LaLanne, it is thought to have been invented by another Jack. John "Black Jack" Pershing was a tactical officer at West Point in the late 1800s.

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Translate! 💙
      ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี.

  • @Bakutalk
    @Bakutalk ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Charlie's commentary on the crime being committed has me laughing my face off. Its perfect

  • @ImperialCub
    @ImperialCub ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I should not be watching this while I’m drinking coffee
    “With once again the forklift” 7:06 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @reizor5276
    @reizor5276 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Charlie is like that brother to me who when I'm having a bad day (like today) he makes me laugh and entertained to forget about everything.
    Thank you Moist ❤

    • @ChrisShafferOfficial
      @ChrisShafferOfficial ปีที่แล้ว

      Not reading your comment but I posted a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content 😂 😅.

    • @YaBoiSilly
      @YaBoiSilly ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Susnation532 No

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude ปีที่แล้ว

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY TH-cam! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @Apupv
      @Apupv ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr 😂

    • @theantitroll
      @theantitroll ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Susnation532 You’ve just been visited by the Anti-Troll. Cease your trolling.

  • @idiocracy_G
    @idiocracy_G ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:34 lol you got that right

  • @poppymason-smith1051
    @poppymason-smith1051 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There was a shop near me with an ATM, a couple minutes walk from some fields. A couple times a year people would try to and sometimes successfully steal it using also stolen: forklifts, diggers, skidsteers, tractors, farm equipment, van, sledgehammer. They tried barriers infront of the ATM but people would ram into the other side of the shop and try to drive through it, to get to the ATM from inside. This failed a few times, leaving tractors etc stuck inside the shop and then finally the shop stopped having an ATM.

  • @oceanwinds255
    @oceanwinds255 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like to think that the forklift is going to use this tape as his audition into the WWE with that level of storywriting

  • @cedricquilal-lan1616
    @cedricquilal-lan1616 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This video is so inspiring, getting to the nearest atm now, wish me luck boys.

  • @davidfaustino4476
    @davidfaustino4476 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I went to work one day (years ago) at an outdoor outlet mall. There were cops everywhere.. the outdoor ATM near my store was all busted up, had been moved several feet to the right, had chains around it, and muddy ATV tracks leading all the way back to the woods behind the mall.

  • @yamiraguero5541
    @yamiraguero5541 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    These atm robberies are probably some of the coolest robberies, most of the time no one will get hurt, it uses cool machinery and sometimes it just ends up like a source engine physics based puzzle.

    • @ThaGr1m
      @ThaGr1m ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean totaly if you disregard the amount of property damage, for the maybe 10 000 dollars in these things...
      these are so dumb, like the car damage in these most likely will be more than 10k let alone the heavy equipment or the building....
      or that guy that got hurt probably had more costs in hospital bills than he would've gained

  • @Dariakll
    @Dariakll ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Charlie Your videos make me feel so good about myself because you always give me more examples of people more useless than me. Keep it up, Moist

    • @I_also_like_sirens_hehe
      @I_also_like_sirens_hehe ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@Susnation532 😐👉 🚪

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Translate! 💙
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    • @Dariakll
      @Dariakll ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Susnation532 💀

  • @ebrahimalsanad4411
    @ebrahimalsanad4411 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:04 that is legitimately the funniest thing I've ever heard of being said with a straight face

  • @totally.normal
    @totally.normal ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how they just decided to use literal heavy equipment for an ATM, surely that'll work!