A Brief History Of The Future | Answers With Joe

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  • @criffermaclennan
    @criffermaclennan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    So given the timeline here I'm OK to renew my Netflix subscription for another year then

    • @joescott
      @joescott  6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Go on... Take a chance...

    • @criffermaclennan
      @criffermaclennan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Joe Scott I may even book a holiday too

    • @Schradermusic
      @Schradermusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Would be a great joke if netflix wasn't a monthly subscription.

    • @criffermaclennan
      @criffermaclennan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Schrader spoilsport lol

    • @unzarjones
      @unzarjones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      12 years of renewals before the AOC end of the world scenario.

  • @georganatoly6646
    @georganatoly6646 6 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    They'll reset the simulation well before the heat death, see you in universe v.1.02!

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Georg Anatoly :Electric Boogaloo

    • @talltroll7092
      @talltroll7092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      That suffix is reserved for the 2.0 release. 1.02 will just be a bugfix and optimisation pass, but if they have time, they might also add the "Magic" feature that was promised in the Kickstarter.
      Who am I kidding, the Kickstarter cash has already been spent on Space Hoppers and high-end escorts.

    • @mgoulding21
      @mgoulding21 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Georg Anatoly best comment. Lmfao

    • @Napoleonic_S
      @Napoleonic_S 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tall Troll can I upgrade my pledge to the utopian universe elite club membership level?
      I don't want to stay on the pleb level of universe in the next version.

    • @taodivinity1556
      @taodivinity1556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Tall Troll Hey, I'll buy the Heaven DLC If It's possible. Heard that there isn't any Heat ending or stuff like that. Just grinding. And the grinding is not even hard. Just fishing all day and dancing to grind those sweet social points.

  • @lyreparadox
    @lyreparadox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    This moment of existential dread brought to you by: Answers with Joe

    • @plac-horizon0043
      @plac-horizon0043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah mam literally

    • @vessela84
      @vessela84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ........I will remember you..........................

    • @Mojodoesntsweat
      @Mojodoesntsweat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would like but it’s on 69

    • @familiariuss2362
      @familiariuss2362 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robbdudeson346 ok then

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mojodoesntsweat bro shut up

  • @margb327
    @margb327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1387

    “pandemics” *everyone in 2020* -“oh no”

    • @roberrplatt4214
      @roberrplatt4214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Note the graphic.

    • @BellaBoo0002
      @BellaBoo0002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      big yikes

    • @godparticle314
      @godparticle314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@roberrplatt4214 actually a corona type virus of some sort lol

    • @FRXable
      @FRXable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Everyone in 2030: haha, pandemic smendemic. Wait until you get to the baboon uprising.

    • @rileemoon8539
      @rileemoon8539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Holy shit no the human race is cancelled

  • @wolf1066
    @wolf1066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "Great view; terrible weather" - I just about choked to death!

  • @Meatloaf_TV
    @Meatloaf_TV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    You have one of the best channels of the universe

    • @lucistired
      @lucistired 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You have one of the best channels in the universe. That's the right grammar.

    • @AdrianMatrix
      @AdrianMatrix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, we have not seen the alien channels yet.

    • @doktormcnasty
      @doktormcnasty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What, you sampled them all in order to be able to make that assessment?
      I think not.

    • @davidcadman4468
      @davidcadman4468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@doktormcnasty You are absolutely right. There is that on Rigel 4 about Wine that is great, but the best is the one Centauri A, on Slave Girls to die for :D

    • @Dinoenthusiastguy
      @Dinoenthusiastguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Excuse me? Zorg Bjorgonzarf would like a word with you

  • @Imoogilover22
    @Imoogilover22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    You’re slowly becoming one of my favorite TH-cam channels. Your videos are really interesting and I like your dark, slow to understand humor. Definitely a great channel

    • @raquelnunes9793
      @raquelnunes9793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Slow to understand?

    • @georgebernstein12
      @georgebernstein12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Slowly?

    • @bigboss-tl2xr
      @bigboss-tl2xr ปีที่แล้ว

      You seem to be a bit...slow?

    • @WoodysAR
      @WoodysAR ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@bigboss-tl2xr Be nice. It costs you nothing and may help save the world. Might piss off some future AI Thanos...

    • @bigboss-tl2xr
      @bigboss-tl2xr ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WoodysAR True that! Lol

  • @175griffin
    @175griffin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    "Moisturize me!" -the last human

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Griffin
      Humans2.0:
      I shall SUSS myself to yoooooooo.
      If you don’t get it now, wait until 4038 to get the reference.
      (tofu)

    • @artemis8630
      @artemis8630 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Griffin

    • @rileyfaucett8
      @rileyfaucett8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Dr. who reference 😳

    • @NickThomasVocals
      @NickThomasVocals 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Greatness

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And along comes Rose Tyler

  • @blackfish4147
    @blackfish4147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Great way to sum up our doom. I have already dealt with the angst and depression and after checking my savings and 401k (they'll run out before Andromeda gets here) I have decided to go to work for at least a few more weeks. I'd say, on the grand scale of things, you did a wonderful job of breaking the news to us. I may need some pointers when my Mom comes to visit and discovers the fate of the fern she gave me before I moved. I think we can soften the blow.

  • @hdgehog6
    @hdgehog6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I"m looking forward to the baboon apocalypse!

    • @MrSimonw58
      @MrSimonw58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where do you live ?

    • @adamjohnston5250
      @adamjohnston5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s already started in America

    • @issafacelift
      @issafacelift 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adamjohnston5250 yikes

    • @beeftestosterone2787
      @beeftestosterone2787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Together ape strong

    • @reuireuiop0
      @reuireuiop0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Da Boomer Apocalypse?
      =click=
      Ooaawh, baboons... same thing

  • @AlexEvett55
    @AlexEvett55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I think you should've included more than just endings. At this point we're still in the very early stages of the Universe and there are still many more things to be created.

    • @enriquexerry8864
      @enriquexerry8864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      true and in reality we don't really know much

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@enriquexerry8864 Frankly, we know nothing.

    • @mariusvanc
      @mariusvanc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's vastly more difficult to predict what may be created, all we can solidly speculate about is how the things we know to exist today will end. However, with the universe cooling, and particle density decreasing and matter interactions decreasing consequently, we can definitely say FEWER things will be created. We can speculate, for example, that once all matter has dissociated, all black holes evaporated, etc, that the particles that remain can still spontaneously create consciousness, and even multiple consciousnesses that may communicate with each other, since, well, there will be infinity time left over for such configurations to eventually occur. So, life, of a sort, will still arise.

    • @gomigaming
      @gomigaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is a great video I found one night called the full time line of the universe it was 45 minutes long and I thought it was going to be the basic light will stop shining and it will all be black holes. The things we have discovered and the math we have to prove a lot of stuff now is insane. Like billion trillion years in the future. Literally

    • @samr.england613
      @samr.england613 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coltonbates629 We've learn some things, frankly. 🙂

  • @JoshuaHillerup
    @JoshuaHillerup 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Edwin Hubble didn't figure out that expansion is accelerating. That was figured out in the late 90s, and everyone was very surprised.

    • @brianjuelpedersen6389
      @brianjuelpedersen6389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Joshua Hillerup : Exactly. A little blooper by Joe there. Awesome video though, even if I didn't learn anything I did not know before. Told with such bravado and humor.

    • @jasonlindquist1460
      @jasonlindquist1460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hubble discovered the universe was expanding. The accelerating speed of the expansion was discovered only 20 years ago.
      Nobody's perfect lol.

    • @tylercummingsbond
      @tylercummingsbond 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember learning about that in middle school, and it hit me how much Humans still have to understand. It was a really cool moment that's stuck with me.

    • @mickelodiansurname9578
      @mickelodiansurname9578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or as surprised as physicists and astronomers generally get.... which is not as surprised as my cat was when I trod on its tail.

    • @kellys1675
      @kellys1675 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mickelodian Surname 😆

  • @DaveBoxBG
    @DaveBoxBG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Awesome. All you have said I knew already but the way you narrated it and said it is so professional and good that I watched it entirely.

    • @joescott
      @joescott  6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, there's not a lot in this subject that's not been said before, but all I can do is put my spin on it.

    • @rg7535
      @rg7535 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly. It's not easy to draw you in to explain things you already know, but this channel does it beautifully.

    • @Awoken70
      @Awoken70 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joescott I have a theory about what I think might be happening within this simulation,facebook.com/ThothTheAtlantian

  • @hohaia01
    @hohaia01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Those time scales are so huge, they are practically meaningless to us as a species.

    • @MrLanceHeartnet
      @MrLanceHeartnet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What if we "evolved" and basically immortal. Can choose to live in which time period at least to future by turning off (hibernate). This is the only way human can witnessed all the thing he said in this video. Even though the probability of us extinct is much higher.

    • @hohaia01
      @hohaia01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Danny Stowers or you literally don't understand the statement

    • @fabiansalazar1703
      @fabiansalazar1703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      might as well say infinite and still not grasp it

    • @Name-ps9fx
      @Name-ps9fx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Most people have a heck of a time dealing with a known future era called “retirement age.”

    • @IamAhmedMohammed
      @IamAhmedMohammed 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      At that point I don't think there is any point of the universe.

  • @francis2317
    @francis2317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    2:13 "pandemics" yikes

  • @AgentWaltonSimons
    @AgentWaltonSimons 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Anytime someone discussed how the Earth will end, all I always think Kosh's answer is the best way to put it...
    "In fire".

    • @1jediwitch
      @1jediwitch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jeremiah Fieldhaven *I miss Kosh.*

    • @joescott
      @joescott  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not sure I know who Kosh is...

    • @AgentWaltonSimons
      @AgentWaltonSimons 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kosh - or, more properly - Ambassador Kosh Naranek, was a character in the 1990s sci-fi series Babylon 5. A deeply inscrutable representative of an ancient race of aliens, and given to communicating in very short, often confusing or ambiguous statements or riddles that generally turned out to have deep and significant meaning to other characters or the story (albeit sometimes many episodes later!)

    • @cristianmarcu7262
      @cristianmarcu7262 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One of the greatest series from '90s .I remember that funniest Ambassador Londo ;also his friend Vir , RIP ! But I hope one day I will meet Delenn, Ambassador of Minbari race, I was so jealous on capitain Sheridan...

    • @henryvalera3480
      @henryvalera3480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      By the time that happens we'll have the tech to move earth to a new habitable zone or just avoid the sun from expand in the first place, I know it sounds crazy know but if we don't mess up and continue to advance that would be as easy as moving furniture around your house.

  • @keystonerecords4541
    @keystonerecords4541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Hey Joe, congrats on 10 (I guess almost 11 now) years!! Hope we get to spend many more years with you!

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now your 12, they grow up so fast.

    • @juniorreynoldsiii3131
      @juniorreynoldsiii3131 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ortherner quick joe, get the camera before we miss her

    • @chapo335
      @chapo335 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keep your youtube going Joe... it is one of the best

  • @austencourpet
    @austencourpet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Joe: "you might break your spoon, that would be bad."
    Me: "Joe, there is no spoon."

    • @notlogical4016
      @notlogical4016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the spoon is no longer existing

    • @bubbakushii
      @bubbakushii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s an illusion

    • @n8nomad419
      @n8nomad419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In the theory we are all living in an advanced Matrix.. nothing Scott said means anything, if none of it is real. Hmmm
      (N8 Nomad)

    • @yarnosh
      @yarnosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@n8nomad419 Is the regular Matrix not advanced enough??

    • @n8nomad419
      @n8nomad419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yarnosh No.. the regular matrix is great. I am so addicted to watching Joe Scott’s videos. He’s the only one I watch witching a minute of uploading it LOL

  • @than217
    @than217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    13:05 when you said they'd "go away in 10 to 100 years from now" I was like 'wow that's not that long?!?!?'
    I didn't realize you were saying 10 *TO THE 100th power*

    • @hosseynshanbehzaadeh9342
      @hosseynshanbehzaadeh9342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Made the same mistake. When he said 10 to the 35 years (non-English speaker).
      Thank you for elaboration.
      I said to myself: Ok. That's not actually THAT long, but long enough to have a little fun.

  • @hh_sine9450
    @hh_sine9450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I may be a little late to this video but I got a story to tell.
    When I was in 4th grade, my class had a substitute teacher for the day. This sub tried explaining astronomy to the class and mentioned the ultimate demise of the Earth (which is in 4.5 billion years) and one girl literally broke down in tears due to that fact. I remember the teacher trying to explain to her that it wasn't gonna happen for a VERY long time and it was a whole mess.

  • @globalSchelmuffsky
    @globalSchelmuffsky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    i don't watch your videos on a toilet. no, sir. i watch them on a big screen, sipping on the best blend of tea.

    • @haydensthoma
      @haydensthoma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I watch from toilet and lol’d at that part

    • @crazycutz8072
      @crazycutz8072 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best comment ever

    • @joshuabethea2650
      @joshuabethea2650 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TH-cam bigsceen... fuck why didn't I ever think of that

    • @krashd
      @krashd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Viewer on. Earl Grey, hot. Toilet seat, up.

    • @AdamMansbridge
      @AdamMansbridge 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A year has passed an no one has asked the vital question: which blend of tea?

  • @SquirrelASMR
    @SquirrelASMR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Can you also do a brief prediction of the past?

    • @joescott
      @joescott  6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Psht... Like that makes sense.
      ;)

    • @thulyblu5486
      @thulyblu5486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well, according to Goebbles, the past changes depending on who repeats which lie often enough, so you can make a guess of what the past will look like depending on who will get the power.
      I'll try: In the future worldwide authoritarian Vegan empire, the past will be a tale of savagery, where humans enslaved and killed other innocent animals like cows, bees and black people (yes, the vegans are racist Asian supremacists originating from North Korea mostly)

    • @rogerstarkey5390
      @rogerstarkey5390 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Squirrel ASMR
      That was yesterday's vlog, where were you?

    • @adamberk2597
      @adamberk2597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's historiography, aka the most boring history class you can take.

    • @rickjones871
      @rickjones871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Squirrel ASMR. Here's my prediction of the past. It happened and I didn't do it.

  • @benjisplat2
    @benjisplat2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    We're all doomed! Doomed!
    It never ceases to amaze me how very young the universe is ... and we just happened to emerge so early on ...

    • @joescott
      @joescott  6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And we're the first that we know of.

    • @thulyblu5486
      @thulyblu5486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OR our understanding of physics isn't good enough to predict the imminent end of our universe. Maybe we're old, who knows?!

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i know. right. what did you do before the big bang?

    • @Chad_Thundercock
      @Chad_Thundercock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We may not have emerged as 'soon' as it seems.
      Keep in mind, there's only a smallish fraction of time we could emerge. Most of the duration of the universe is not compatible with life as we define it. Early on it was too hot for most elements to exist, and the latter part will be too cold and "stretched out" to support the chemical reactions needed to begin and maintain life.
      In the grand scheme of things, we're a byproduct of a single step of the process.

    • @shawnclark732
      @shawnclark732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just happened. Right. LOL

  • @zombiasnow15
    @zombiasnow15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank You Joe for all your hard work! You are my latest bingeathon! I love your videos and the extras that you do.

  • @kenzopoe7050
    @kenzopoe7050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm so thankful I found your channel.
    It's been one of the few highlights of my 2020.

  • @upandatom
    @upandatom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    you are way too funny

    • @joescott
      @joescott  6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Sorry, I'll tone it down a bit. ;)

    • @pepetherealfrog9846
      @pepetherealfrog9846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Go see his Fusion Energy Is Coming video... :-P

    • @dtbrown629
      @dtbrown629 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let's start with something fun!

    • @duncano74
      @duncano74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joescott "knock knock"

    • @LexVocoder
      @LexVocoder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love going on long walks about the universe... and now I won't get lost! (Although a pulsar map would be more useful.)

  • @JohnFKennedy420
    @JohnFKennedy420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The obituaries for the solar system, universe, etc. were hilarious 😂😂

    • @jm5390
      @jm5390 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those got me good! Haha so funny!

    • @ballistichorse6221
      @ballistichorse6221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you president John F. Kennedy

  • @ryanp6190
    @ryanp6190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The humor in your videos is the real mvp

    • @joescott
      @joescott  6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's not for everyone. Clearly you're a man of good taste.

  • @andrewferree8472
    @andrewferree8472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Everything will end” glad I’m going to have an existential crisis as I’m trying to fall asleep.

  • @phat-kid
    @phat-kid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just want to thank you for your videos and your positive morals. You are inspiring me to be a better person. Ive watched like 100 of your videos it seems like, and without an ad blocker to support you in a tiny way.

  • @xosincerelymorgan
    @xosincerelymorgan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just started listening to you and you’ve fully become a part of my morning routine. Make coffee, listen to “Answers with Joe.” Thanks for that!! 😊

  • @bradsumner92
    @bradsumner92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I take comfort in knowing that eventually everyone and everything will be dead

    • @joescott
      @joescott  6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That made me sad.

    • @xCorvus7x
      @xCorvus7x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, but it does sooth any quarrel you might have, since it does not matter in the long run (if you do not make it so).

    • @bradsumner92
      @bradsumner92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joe Scott welcome to my boat of depression!

    • @edgregory1
      @edgregory1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks for the optimistic Nihilism Brad. My thoughts exactly.

    • @spuknoggin5273
      @spuknoggin5273 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gregory Kosins I mean it’s not exactly nihilism. He didn’t say there wasn’t any point in doing anything because we are all going to die someday. He just said he takes comfort in the fact that everything comes to an end. And that’s kind of the way it is and there’s nothing we can do to change it. No amount of optimism is going to change it.
      And there’s nothing wrong with it either. It’s just the way it is. And I feel that’s an important thing. If there was no end, life would have no meaning. If there was no end to a book, what’s the point in reading? It’s kind of hard to explain.

  • @ChrisP-yp6iy
    @ChrisP-yp6iy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Sometimes I look out the window towards the starry sky and just wonder, what would it be like to collide with another galaxy? Than again I could just w8 a billion years

    • @joescott
      @joescott  6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Get cozy.

    • @ChrisP-yp6iy
      @ChrisP-yp6iy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joe Scott its gonna get warm so shouldn't be a problem

    • @ChrisP-yp6iy
      @ChrisP-yp6iy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe Scott LOVE YOUR VIDS. But cant believe the average viewer is 30. I love these types of channels. Its like a guilty pleasure to me but something tells me I may be on the low end of that age scale.

  • @No-yi4or
    @No-yi4or 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was depressed before this video... and this video made me feel better. Puts into perspective just how small I really am. No matter how big I think my feelings are, they are and always will be, insignificant.
    Thanks! Sincerely.

  • @johnmckenna2019
    @johnmckenna2019 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your intros are my favorite part of your videos. I like how you start anecdotally and segue into your topic!

  • @pariscatblue
    @pariscatblue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    all right, back to work!
    and thanks for all the fish..

  • @celivalg
    @celivalg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I don't really understand what bugs people in the death of the universe, cmon we are all gonna die one day, but we still work, love and stuff, it's not because there is an end that it changes anything...

  • @markstewart9362
    @markstewart9362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’ve been watching for a year mate! You’ve gotten better Over that time and I’m super glad you’ve made it joe! Keep making great entertaining funny videos about great subjects!

  • @activefitgym
    @activefitgym ปีที่แล้ว

    Great intro! I’ve been listening to you my entire solo trip to Hawai’i and I leave tmw. Enjoying every minute until the earth ends 😊

  • @joshuawhinery208
    @joshuawhinery208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:20 best science quote ever:
    "Nature has a few tricks of her own up her sleeve...and by tricks I mean unholy terrors"

  • @diyeana
    @diyeana 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I will remember you..." 😂 You had me in stitches! Holy crapballs!!

  • @prathamtangri3803
    @prathamtangri3803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    So, I have 10^100 years to continue my party? Great, I'll take it

  • @elck3
    @elck3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What’s interesting is the conservation of mass means even at the end of the universe, the atoms in your body will still be there

    • @tnspnk3
      @tnspnk3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not really, not the atoms. On large time scales, Neutrons will probably eventually decay (and therefore the atoms as well) and the protons will then be pushed apart by repulsive electric forces. What happens after that depends on whether or not proton decay is a thing, and if it is, how long it takes. If there is no proton decay and the proton is fundamental, then you could say the protons in the atoms in your body will be around forever.

  • @DFDBEAST
    @DFDBEAST 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just discovered your channel 2 weeks ago. I love it. I’m 37

  • @pamsharpe60
    @pamsharpe60 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m 70 years old, so I’m raising that average age a bit! I’ve been watching your channel for several years and always look forward to something I haven’t seen.

  • @napadave58
    @napadave58 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    And ... what’s the weather for tomorrow morning?
    “Oh. Um. Dunno"

  • @Love7Poppi
    @Love7Poppi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:21 "about the SAME SIZE....." Joe sounds just like Christopher Walken for a split second - 😂

  • @audreygibson4780
    @audreygibson4780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This has to be one of my videos Joe's made. The Sarah sad animal edits make me laugh no matter how many times I watch it 🤣

    • @gaywizard2000
      @gaywizard2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What? Think ya missed a word there!

    • @audreygibson4780
      @audreygibson4780 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gaywizard2000 oopsie

    • @bigboss-tl2xr
      @bigboss-tl2xr ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe Joe actually made a video of hers🤔

  • @Francescadean
    @Francescadean 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You mentioned the avg viewer age being 30+ years old. I’ve been a raving fan of you since I was 12/13 and I still binge watch your channel at 16!

  • @popefacto5945
    @popefacto5945 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks, Joe. Glad to have been here at basically the same time you are.

  • @samsum3738
    @samsum3738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Do you think it will be a weekend when the universe finally end , because that would be a real bummer .

  • @MoonRaineReads
    @MoonRaineReads 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    😂 Joe’s face when he was talking about “stellar orgy resulting in fewer stellar pregnancies”

  • @lucistired
    @lucistired 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    When the Milkdromeda super galaxy runs out of fuel are we going to have stars chasing each other around screaming "give us the hydrogen" like Mad Max in space?

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Baxter LMAO! You sir. I applaud you.
      👏

  • @TheBossNugget
    @TheBossNugget 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahahaha 30 years old I’m 15 and really enjoy his videos he is probably one of my favorite TH-camrs

  • @hollyrr
    @hollyrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why do I find this comforting?

  • @chrisgarcia6098
    @chrisgarcia6098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Is the title an oxymoron?

    • @joescott
      @joescott  6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Very much so.

    • @thulyblu5486
      @thulyblu5486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      a non-self-contradictory oxymoron (this was an oxymoron)

    • @chrisgarcia6098
      @chrisgarcia6098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joe Scott love it!

    • @oogityboogity5769
      @oogityboogity5769 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @FecheVolta
      @FecheVolta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who are you calling a moron?!

  • @jm5390
    @jm5390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every time he played “I Will Remember You” I lost my sh*+. So funny & poor universe! 😄

  • @DraconaiMac
    @DraconaiMac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    So you took your wife to New York and came back depressed? :)

    • @joescott
      @joescott  6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hehe, no, it was already on the books before we left.

    • @softgoodsint
      @softgoodsint 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NYC? Not to rain on anyone else's get-away vaca venue, but IMHO, for a wonderful (romantic and inspiring) trip, try a road trip from LA, up the coastal route, Big Sur to SFO, taking the breathtaking Pacific views, and Monterey, Carmel, and the wineries and then sufficient days to do San Fran justice, then on to Portland, if time permits. Of course, I can't promise anything (I'm divorced now anyway). But I promise you'd have a memorable trip and great nighttime galactic views from the Big Sur hill tops. Cheers. BTW, your videos = SUPER entertaining and engaging, thank you (OK, I'll subscribe ... I promise).

  • @timchallenge
    @timchallenge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I actually find this to be incredibly beautiful, eventually everything is going to end even the universe itself, and none of this will matter in the end, so don't take things too seriously in the long run none of it matters!

  • @Frank183847572828
    @Frank183847572828 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    For a Radio Dude, you make a lot of sense. Kudos and keep it up champ. You're doing great. How about a video a day now ?

  • @conniebollinger8619
    @conniebollinger8619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "maybe put into zoos" somebody's been reading a little too much Aldous Huxley....

  • @ZanzatheDivine
    @ZanzatheDivine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    12:22
    "Mr. Scott, I don't feel so good..."

  • @AndyOO6
    @AndyOO6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I would say more likely by that point, we could move the earth further away.

  • @DiHandley
    @DiHandley 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fully approve of your presentation style and topical content. You have a new sub.

  • @ismaelcorral1660
    @ismaelcorral1660 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video comforts me.

  • @theobarber9077
    @theobarber9077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Well now I feel special I’m 14 and I don’t know anyone my age who watches you

  • @johanvissers1615
    @johanvissers1615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Imagine that after the universe ends it all starts again. We may meet again.

    • @coal9205
      @coal9205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah perfect, i get to be depressed again

  • @fredivory4304
    @fredivory4304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    We'll just turn into Borg.

  • @jettbeasley4651
    @jettbeasley4651 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just watching you and your fun facts has built my personality in a particular way to the point where I surprise my family and friends and even teachers with your favts

  • @Desertfox92308
    @Desertfox92308 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think Joe is our hitch hiker, giving us a guide to the end of the Galaxy !

  • @Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
    @Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    2:11 and here I am in 2020...
    DID JOE PREDICT THE PANDEMIC 0.0 OMG OMG

    • @rickross9829
      @rickross9829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he was listing things that were likely to happen... and it happened....

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro shut up, he was listing things that are most like to happen, a pandemic was the most likely to happen

    • @chrisramirez980
      @chrisramirez980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Looks like he put it on the < man-made side too...

    • @kieraleahy6795
      @kieraleahy6795 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrisramirez980 "Man-made" in the sense that the evolution of diseases is accelerated in dense populations and with world-wide travel. There are more of us and we're more connected than ever before, we've seen the evolution of diseases accelerate, there doesn't have to be a conspiracy to explain it, that's just how it goes unfortunately.
      It's actually thought that one of the the reasons "old-world" explorers brought so many diseases to the Americas is because the old-world developed large interconnected cities earlier

  • @bluestrangler0447
    @bluestrangler0447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    RIP Spoon: b. 2018
    d. 2018
    I will remember you~~

    • @oyrsimaja
      @oyrsimaja 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is no spoon.

  • @lurid_phaesporia
    @lurid_phaesporia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What is the universe expanding into? I’m so lost lol

    • @adamjohnston5250
      @adamjohnston5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody has a clue , your guess is as good as there’s

  • @JusNoBS420
    @JusNoBS420 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe Scott in this video looks so young!! Made me think of all of us and the pandemic. From 2020-to current I feel like I’ve aged 4-5 years

  • @raelewis9957
    @raelewis9957 ปีที่แล้ว

    The end of everything is something to look forward to in my book!

  • @Cbiz210
    @Cbiz210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We’re all going to die...

  • @ataxtreck9654
    @ataxtreck9654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey, How have you u been?

    • @joescott
      @joescott  6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Been very good lately, thanks for asking. Kinda sick right now, but I'll survive.

  • @jlw9113
    @jlw9113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hopefully mankind can achieve a manifest destiny of the cosmos.

    • @imadnemeir9455
      @imadnemeir9455 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Rickest Rick destiny does not include God in its definition.

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imad Nemeir nah, man. manifest destiny. it's an american thing, and not a pretty one

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jonathan Walden and you, what? you just wanna kill a bunch of space indians?

  • @cliffstevenson5773
    @cliffstevenson5773 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I endure the bass thrumming for your droll and informative presentation.

  • @jordanspencer2157
    @jordanspencer2157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0.0000002% is a heck of a lot bigger than I expected

  • @0ld_Scratch
    @0ld_Scratch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I will escape to another universe!

  • @timmydacheese9962
    @timmydacheese9962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When I first went to New York City I took some sort of train/ subway and got locked in the bathroom 😔

  • @zarawills9178
    @zarawills9178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel so tiny and insignificant

  • @olsonspeed
    @olsonspeed 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I will update my calendar to accommodate these events.

  • @shawnhurley3815
    @shawnhurley3815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello Joe! I realize this is an older video of yours, but like all your vids it was fantastic. And this one in particular was freaking hilarious. 👍 Awesome.

  • @CocoEsteves
    @CocoEsteves 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Evidently, you haven´t taken into account The Last Question of Isaac Azimov.

    • @joescott
      @joescott  6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I suppose I have not.

    • @votalis4089
      @votalis4089 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      www.multivax.com/last_question.html

    • @Followmybliss2013
      @Followmybliss2013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coco Esteves-A story brilliant in its simplicity. Let there be light!

    • @sujimtangerines
      @sujimtangerines 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've never read that. Thank you Coco for linking such an interesting story. AI was brilliant.

  • @michaelrich4781
    @michaelrich4781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    when he is talking about how the human race might end. well at 2:18 he states "Microbial Pandemic". thats pretty alarming.

    • @fleb727
      @fleb727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      as long as we're not idiots, the human race won't end :)

    • @inhumanfilth681
      @inhumanfilth681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exept that its not actually a pandemic. Real virus fake pandemic.

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alarming how?
      The Coronvirus is in no way capable of ending the human race.
      Calm down drama queen

    • @papagrounds
      @papagrounds 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looks like governments has succeeded scaring the dummies...

  • @majoryates1285
    @majoryates1285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    13:24
    "EVERYTHING
    b. 13.8 billion years ago
    d. Holy crapballs 1 X 1^100 years from now" l

  • @mnesvat
    @mnesvat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    why I like this channel = story telling + small humor

  • @ChristopherJStorey
    @ChristopherJStorey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maybe somebody already said this but Hubble just said the universe is expanding, we didn’t know that the expansion was accelerating due to dark energy until relatively recently. Love the channel.

  • @chiaraireland-morris3898
    @chiaraireland-morris3898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:11 me in quarantine: "oh look, its Corona!"

  • @cezarcatalin1406
    @cezarcatalin1406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hey, if you get bored in your colder and colder universe you can pass to my universe through the 7th dimension !
    We will throw a party together, here we have no pesky entropy to worry about.

    • @bowdiddly6172
      @bowdiddly6172 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what I'm talking about! Hell ya!

  • @grizzlehatchet1
    @grizzlehatchet1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    **sees the title** what a say what?.....
    **watches the video** what a say what? what?!

  • @Dov_Skywanker
    @Dov_Skywanker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow I woke up in a good mood today, now I'm completely bummed out lol. Thanx Joe 😭

  • @olist-vier1715
    @olist-vier1715 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You got the best content, man. I'm your new patreon.

  • @lucidmoses
    @lucidmoses 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    or control 0.0000002% of the environment if you include microbiology.

  • @furyc4144
    @furyc4144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn joe, that intro was really depressing lmao

  • @saltycorn7083
    @saltycorn7083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:55 top left corner.
    Thats me

  • @Kingbutwithexclamationpoint
    @Kingbutwithexclamationpoint 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the happy music while your talking about the death of humanity

  • @margincall7
    @margincall7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love it, man! Basically just burn as bright as you can be, because it's all you got.