Notably, Gus didn’t make her roll a check for the shell, which tells me they cost less than 500. She didn’t need to persuade the shopkeeper to accept less for it. She was paying over the asking price.
Shopkeep just enchanted suspenders to deal bludgeoning damage on the wearer and promises to give them whatever useless junk they want, so long as they keep bludgeoning themselves to death
See, that's what I thought the twist could be. The party gets too excited fishing for discounts and that all use the suspenders until they're all unconscious, then they wake up with the shopkeep, all the gold they spent, and all the other items they bought now gone. He does let them keep the suspenders, though.
@@Shalakor they only get to keep the suspenders because they are bloody from the party snapping them so much. Total Party Kill with the main damage dealer being the suspenders and an assist from a random animal that sneezed on them.
A friend of a friend used touch of idiocy, a spell from 3.5 that temporarily reduced the intellect of the target by 1d6. He then convinced the merchant, who had an int of 4 or something at this point, that his entire stock was worth about 10 silver.
@@Bllue She did, I believe it *might* have been in one of the later episodes where this item was used but on at least a handful of occasions she did actually snap her bra straps.
I remember a scene from a webcomic where the protagonist is offered a choice between a slightly-cursed invisibility cloak or some gold as payment for helping a shopkeeper. She asks if she can try it on, and the merchant starts to reply that letting the customer try on the invisibility cloak is the first thing they learn NOT to do in Merchant School... but then realizes that the work is already done, sighs, and says that in this SPECIFIC scenario if the protagonist doesn't reappear she can just assume that she silently accepted the cloak as payment. 😂
@@thewholesomecultist6702 it's a great story about somebody who is trying to turn her life around, relapsing, then picking herself up and trying again.
My favorite part was that the suspenders give the user a southern drawl. When she tried convincing her team members to give bart the things they just haggled for, i had to stop working for a minute 😂
Shop keep just straight lying to sell the (non-magical) suspenders that are too small to sell to anyone, hence why they hurt when they snap! and other items he couldn't sell!
This except the shopkeeper doesn’t really sell magical items and is just scamming adventurers, having elaborate schemes to make the items FEEL magical, such as being easily “convinced” after the adventurer tries the magic suspenders
Similar energy to Taako buying that thing that you can trade for someone's most valuable item on successful persuasion and then immediately turning around and trading it back to Garfield for the Raging Flaming Poisoning Sword of Doom
Plot twist: the sword is cursed, and it does all of the above to anyone who actually tries to use it as a weapon. Nah, no refunds. It was already a big discount.
Micah should get Barbara a customized bra for Christmas so she can keep freaking out the guys. Like, get a bra with padding underneath the straps and super elastic brastraps so she can make it look super painful. I can just picture their horrified faces.
I have a great mental image of Bart snapping the suspenders once too often and just fainting mid sentence due to incapacitation. *snap!* "How's about you part with this wand here for...hey, why is the floor getting closer?" (Falls face first onto the floor)
The real plot twist would be the revelation that everyone before had tried the very same thing until they got KO'd by the damage from the suspenders and ended up getting looted by the shop keep.
In my last session we did something similar. I, an orc, and my friend, a short tiefling, were trying to buy some magic rings, including one of Feather Falling. Except, the line was insane. Like hundreds of people. Soooooo, I gave the Feather Falling ring to my friend and chucked her to the start of the line. I made the strength check, she made the stealth check, and she slipped into the 5th spot like nothing.
I have a story about a magic item: When I started in D&D, one of the players in the campaign I was invited into was a massive misogynist. Me and my (female) roommate were invited to play by the DM. And this player had no warning signs prior to us joining, or the DM would have kicked him out already. Anyways, my roommate makes her PC, so do I, and off we go. It quickly becomes obvious that Problem Player is targeting my roommate and her PC: Any plan she makes is shot down almost before she finishes talking. He always trying to do things like steal her share of the gold or items. In two separate towns, he makes false reports about her being a murderer or bandit to the authorities. He was always talking down to her ICly and OOCly. His PC would hit on her, keep making lewd comments about her character's body, and making comments about how she should be back at camp while 'the men' are fighting. His excuse was 'This is how women would be treated in this time period'. Ignoring the DM saying 'That's not how they're treated IN MY CAMPIGN WORLD!' DM and the other players are floored; They've known Problem Player for about 4 years, and he's NEVER acted like this before! It finally comes to a head when the DM tries to ferret out what's wrong, and Problem Player gets angrier and angrier over the questions before screaming that 'Girls don't play D&D' and making fun of my roommate's weight (She was the daughter of two hefty parents, who each also had hefty parents, so she was never going to be skinny. She was fit and active.). He gets kicked from the group, but keeps showing up. It's my apartment that we play in, so I'm prepared to call the cops when DM gets an idea for a magic item to make him leave and never come back. Roommate needed to work the next months of sessions, so we invited Problem Player back, told him we kicked Roommate, and were inviting him back, etc. Really stroked his ego. DM gave him the Belt of Giant Strength +3 he always wanted...With an unlisted curse; Anyone wearing it changes gender, but seems seems to be their own gender to themselves. Suddenly, guys were hitting on Problem Player's PC, making sleezy comments, making decisions for Problem Player's PC, but never outright saying the PC was now a woman. Just treating his PC the same way he treated Roommate's PC. He figured out what was up when he stole the DM's notes at work (They were co-workers, and DM would bring his notes to take to my place after work). He showed up again, screamed that we were all stupid for not sharing his views, and that the group would fall apart without him. It did not. But yeah; the Cursed Belt Of Secret Gender Change was a fun item. The DM used it a few more times for the few years before I moved away, but to more humorous effect instead of malicious.
I currently play a character who is cursed to randomly change genders (I roll a D100 after every long rest). I would love this item to mess even more with my party members 😂 especially the fact it's giant strength
Loved this episode Ah hell I actually just love this podcast. The whole cast and crew have been doing a great job with editing, voice acting. And community stuff.
Bart was basically a god of haggling, using those suspenders he would always find a cheaper price for magic items. And it was part of a running gag that started with barts truth ring that they would use the items on besler
I lived in China for nearly 10 years and how much they haggle depends on the area. In the south west, they take it VERY seriously. The posted price is a starting point and if you haggle well, they'll sell to you at a loss if you play the game well enough. I once bought a cheap knockoff katana for 15 yen (around a buck fifty at the time) The lady had asked 150 yen (like 20 dollars US at the time) which frankly was already a good deal. I didn't have that much so I tried the haggling game. I said 15 expecting her to say something about me trying to ruin her and countering with something like 140. Instead she laughed and said, 'That things been on that shelf for years. Give me the 15.' A little bewildered I forked over the 15 yen and walked out with a decorative sword. I was 13 year old boy with my own sword, I wasn't going to argue. That's how it is sometimes though, it doesn't happen often, but occasionally someone would reward you for taking part in their culture.
Wait so you can actually get free discounts in China? So thats why everything is so cheap in those stores, they bargain with everyone and sell at a fixed price here.
@@rodrigoandorinha9259 Again, this does depend on the area and they do have supermarkets and such where prices are fixed. My info is also 15 years old. You can always ask to bargain, the worst they can do generally is say no.
@@Dud3itsj3ff Yes, they pronounce it yuan, but they call it 'yen' in English. Even on their coins (back when they used those anyway) the English would say 'yen'.
This video right here was probably my very first ever interaction with the stinky dragon podcast and now I am very far in the actual podcast itself and I love it so much
Just make them roll a persuasion check to persuade the merchant that you are not mentally or physically ill, because you keep intentionally hurting yourself. They will get a bonus to that roll instead !
And here I was hoping that either they were offering too much for the items so the shopkeeper was just going along with it, or that he'd bust out his own pair of suspenders :V
This was very entertaining, though i will say i didn’t think taking two shots of warm up was a pet peeve, figured it was normal since my league has always done it, only learned about the 1 shot warm up when I started going to tournaments 2 years ago. Entertaining video keep up the good content Nick!!
Same energy as Juston McElroy from The Adventure Zone (Balance) buying the *The Slicer of T'pire Weir Isles* and immediately swapping it for the *Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword Of Doom*. Excellent content.
It would be really cool if you guys upload all these dnd campaigns to sound cloud so I’d have something to listen while at work you can only listen to your playlist so much
The podcast is awesome. Highly produced, very funny. These animations started getting made because the puppet videos got so popular they greenlit a full series and needed the puppets to make it. Stinky Dragon Adventures comes out next month. These animations are getting equally popular, might get their own series too.
Speciale di halloween apprezzatissimo, saró sempre favorevole allo scouting e vedere le differenze stilistiche tra storia e storia è come miele per le orecchie haha
This reminds me of learning how broken the artificer used to be using the old item creation rules and a bit of off time. You could literally slap on a bunch of negative effects on an item to cut the gold price down, and then have its only positive effect be a buff to whatever skill you needed to make a better magical item on the next loop. My personal favorite was the cursed gloves of magical item use, except my DM didn't allow me to actually make them cursed on purpose so they were just gloves that very specifically would never fit anyone but my dude.
The suspenders were 75 gold. The conch was 250. The vendor knew to keep his mouth closed.
Exactly what I was thinking. I doubted the conch shell was like 1000 or something just as absurd that 500 is that much of a better price
@@Idontknowwhattowrite150It might have been a powerful item that stuns enemies or something like that
Notably, Gus didn’t make her roll a check for the shell, which tells me they cost less than 500. She didn’t need to persuade the shopkeeper to accept less for it. She was paying over the asking price.
The Spongebob-esque music on the magic conch 😂
Haggling with a 1 in Intellemegenz
"A bonus on your next persuasion check"
Oh here we go again
Again?
@@masterpiece1817indeed.
This is the Slicer of T'pire Weir Isles all over again 😅
@@masterpiece1817Wizard buys a rock and Immediately trades it back to the cat(?) he bought it from for the most overpowered weapon he had.
@@AntProxyto be fair, he wasn’t originally meant to be a cat, but he was never described and so fans took the name “Garfield” and ran with it
Plot twist they severely overpaid for everything, and nothing works.
Dangit, your profile picture got me.
@@josephgentry6434 Nice
I mean the bucket did say "M" movable rods not immovable rods. So they bought movable rods from the M company
That profile pic bro, hahah 😂
Luckily my weak eyes has driven me to use dark mode, I foiled your plot to confuse me BEN
The uno reverse would be the items actually doing nothing
Or the items being cheaper than what the bard is asking to pay
The Uno reverse card would be the shop keaper also having them on
A battle to the death on haggling
@@Gabriel-lh7gywhen the tank becomes the face, if only by virtue of being the only one still conscious
Toatl market value is like 25 gold. Hes running as fast as possible away to another land
Shopkeep just enchanted suspenders to deal bludgeoning damage on the wearer and promises to give them whatever useless junk they want, so long as they keep bludgeoning themselves to death
"He's just going to be wearing a barrel with suspenders" Nope. He already sold the suspenders lmao
If only he hadn’t sold them, then he’d be able to snap his barrel suspenders to get all his items back lol
no it’s an old cartoon gag where a character with no clothes wears a barrel, i think that of which are attached with suspenders
@@matthew-ph6xoA tailored barrel, so it fits perfectly.
@@freelancerthe2561if it's tailored you don't need suspenders.
“How did you die?”
“I snapped my suspenders too much”
See, that's what I thought the twist could be. The party gets too excited fishing for discounts and that all use the suspenders until they're all unconscious, then they wake up with the shopkeep, all the gold they spent, and all the other items they bought now gone. He does let them keep the suspenders, though.
@@Shalakor they only get to keep the suspenders because they are bloody from the party snapping them so much.
Total Party Kill with the main damage dealer being the suspenders and an assist from a random animal that sneezed on them.
Barbra getting the mcconaughey persona as soon as putting on the suspenders is amazing.
A friend of a friend used touch of idiocy, a spell from 3.5 that temporarily reduced the intellect of the target by 1d6. He then convinced the merchant, who had an int of 4 or something at this point, that his entire stock was worth about 10 silver.
Lmao thats the kind of outside of the box thinking i love
You gave that man a magic lobotomy then proceeded to steal everything he owned. That's comically evil my guy💀
@@X-SPONGED Well, they were playing an evil wizard.
Best part of these segments were the sounds of Barbara snapping her bra straps in real life with the resulting groans from the other guys
Weird
what ep is this skecth from?
Wait did she really? I can't tell if you're joking
@@Bllue She did, I believe it *might* have been in one of the later episodes where this item was used but on at least a handful of occasions she did actually snap her bra straps.
That's hilarious😂 i only listen to it so i just thought the snaps were added in post 😂
I remember a scene from a webcomic where the protagonist is offered a choice between a slightly-cursed invisibility cloak or some gold as payment for helping a shopkeeper.
She asks if she can try it on, and the merchant starts to reply that letting the customer try on the invisibility cloak is the first thing they learn NOT to do in Merchant School... but then realizes that the work is already done, sighs, and says that in this SPECIFIC scenario if the protagonist doesn't reappear she can just assume that she silently accepted the cloak as payment. 😂
Prequel Comic?
Wasn’t expecting a Prequel reference, respect.
What’s the webcomic?! I must know all knowing one
@@thewholesomecultist6702 PREQUEL: Making a Cat Cry. Based on elder scrolls. The scene is a while into it lol
@@thewholesomecultist6702 it's a great story about somebody who is trying to turn her life around, relapsing, then picking herself up and trying again.
My favorite part was that the suspenders give the user a southern drawl. When she tried convincing her team members to give bart the things they just haggled for, i had to stop working for a minute 😂
Not Southern, It's Hillbilly or Old Timey Western Salesman. So I guess technically Southern, but Less Regular Southern.
What they didn't know, they weren't the ones getting the bargain, the shopkeep was.
Shop keep just straight lying to sell the (non-magical) suspenders that are too small to sell to anyone, hence why they hurt when they snap! and other items he couldn't sell!
Considering it was M. Bezzler, it wouldn't be surprised.
He was wearing the Earrings of Haggling which allowed him to fool anyone into thinking he sold magical items
Bruh, Bart died of 3d4 of suspenders damage!
This except the shopkeeper doesn’t really sell magical items and is just scamming adventurers, having elaborate schemes to make the items FEEL magical, such as being easily “convinced” after the adventurer tries the magic suspenders
This is exactly why you aren't allowed to test drive the invisibility cloaks anymore.
Bard had less like 30 healf after they both all of the stuff, the best part is hearing evrybody horror wile Barbara does the same with her bra.
Similar energy to Taako buying that thing that you can trade for someone's most valuable item on successful persuasion and then immediately turning around and trading it back to Garfield for the Raging Flaming Poisoning Sword of Doom
My immediate thought
Plot twist: the sword is cursed, and it does all of the above to anyone who actually tries to use it as a weapon.
Nah, no refunds. It was already a big discount.
@@user-mn3um5vx6m see that wouldve been the smarter way to DM that. but a 5 yr old fan came up with the item so they wanted to do it justice.
Micah should get Barbara a customized bra for Christmas so she can keep freaking out the guys. Like, get a bra with padding underneath the straps and super elastic brastraps so she can make it look super painful. I can just picture their horrified faces.
what ep is this from?
@@darkrobbe1364 I believe someone said episode 66 in another reply thread
I have a great mental image of Bart snapping the suspenders once too often and just fainting mid sentence due to incapacitation.
*snap!*
"How's about you part with this wand here for...hey, why is the floor getting closer?"
(Falls face first onto the floor)
tries suspenders *rolls d20 in bluden damage and dies*
Now to purchase a Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword of Doom.
This is just The Slicer of Tapir Weir Isles with extra steps
Mmm, those spices tho.
Grim Reaper: While yes he'll be dead in a few months but there's something about his persuasion that I'll go ahead and make it a full year
He'd have to attune to the item first.. technically. Good thing the DM was nice, and told him what the item did as well.
*Snaps the suspenders, falls over dead, forgot he only had ONE health left*
Poetry
Just watched this episode yesterday. Amazing pod!!!
which episode is it from?
@@wolfy4323 I believe it was ep.38
there’s gonna be a sign up next time you’re there “NO TRYING ON THE SUSPENDERS”
“A ring of invisibility you say? Can I try it on?”
“Be my guest… … … hello?”
Sounds like beastboy
I love how later Bart just forgets that they give you a southern accent
If bro rolled a 20 I know he would said
“For you my friend”
The real plot twist would be the revelation that everyone before had tried the very same thing until they got KO'd by the damage from the suspenders and ended up getting looted by the shop keep.
In my last session we did something similar. I, an orc, and my friend, a short tiefling, were trying to buy some magic rings, including one of Feather Falling. Except, the line was insane. Like hundreds of people. Soooooo, I gave the Feather Falling ring to my friend and chucked her to the start of the line. I made the strength check, she made the stealth check, and she slipped into the 5th spot like nothing.
Now that's some clever teamwork right there
Bart at 1 hp: thank you kindly for your business… *proceeds to pass out from suspender damage*
I was expecting them to check the value after and it be like half what they payed🤣🤣
I have a story about a magic item:
When I started in D&D, one of the players in the campaign I was invited into was a massive misogynist.
Me and my (female) roommate were invited to play by the DM. And this player had no warning signs prior to us joining, or the DM would have kicked him out already.
Anyways, my roommate makes her PC, so do I, and off we go.
It quickly becomes obvious that Problem Player is targeting my roommate and her PC: Any plan she makes is shot down almost before she finishes talking. He always trying to do things like steal her share of the gold or items. In two separate towns, he makes false reports about her being a murderer or bandit to the authorities. He was always talking down to her ICly and OOCly. His PC would hit on her, keep making lewd comments about her character's body, and making comments about how she should be back at camp while 'the men' are fighting.
His excuse was 'This is how women would be treated in this time period'. Ignoring the DM saying 'That's not how they're treated IN MY CAMPIGN WORLD!'
DM and the other players are floored; They've known Problem Player for about 4 years, and he's NEVER acted like this before!
It finally comes to a head when the DM tries to ferret out what's wrong, and Problem Player gets angrier and angrier over the questions before screaming that 'Girls don't play D&D' and making fun of my roommate's weight (She was the daughter of two hefty parents, who each also had hefty parents, so she was never going to be skinny. She was fit and active.).
He gets kicked from the group, but keeps showing up. It's my apartment that we play in, so I'm prepared to call the cops when DM gets an idea for a magic item to make him leave and never come back.
Roommate needed to work the next months of sessions, so we invited Problem Player back, told him we kicked Roommate, and were inviting him back, etc. Really stroked his ego.
DM gave him the Belt of Giant Strength +3 he always wanted...With an unlisted curse; Anyone wearing it changes gender, but seems seems to be their own gender to themselves.
Suddenly, guys were hitting on Problem Player's PC, making sleezy comments, making decisions for Problem Player's PC, but never outright saying the PC was now a woman. Just treating his PC the same way he treated Roommate's PC.
He figured out what was up when he stole the DM's notes at work (They were co-workers, and DM would bring his notes to take to my place after work).
He showed up again, screamed that we were all stupid for not sharing his views, and that the group would fall apart without him.
It did not.
But yeah; the Cursed Belt Of Secret Gender Change was a fun item.
The DM used it a few more times for the few years before I moved away, but to more humorous effect instead of malicious.
Personally I would’ve just killed his character, but this is also fine
I am cackling. What a clever, great way to turn the tables, l o l
"Cursed Belt of Secret Gender Change" is my new favorite D&D item
despite the fact that I recently got into D&D myself, this is still hilarious
I currently play a character who is cursed to randomly change genders (I roll a D100 after every long rest). I would love this item to mess even more with my party members 😂 especially the fact it's giant strength
Later when they left, "... Probably should've mention those items are cheaper than what they asked for..."
I love Bezzler's sob stories. He acts like he isn't swindling the party out of hundreds of gold pieces.
Plot-Twist: All those Roles were high enough even without suspenders.
Loved this episode
Ah hell I actually just love this podcast.
The whole cast and crew have been doing a great job with editing, voice acting. And community stuff.
Actually beautiful animations, voices, love it all
Swavier is a great character name
Bart was basically a god of haggling, using those suspenders he would always find a cheaper price for magic items. And it was part of a running gag that started with barts truth ring that they would use the items on besler
Bart is gonna need a lot of health potions
Causally breaks ribs to pay 15% less
I appreciate the frequency of animated shorts vs puppet. I love the puppets but these are still very fun to watch after finishing campaign 1
I lived in China for nearly 10 years and how much they haggle depends on the area. In the south west, they take it VERY seriously. The posted price is a starting point and if you haggle well, they'll sell to you at a loss if you play the game well enough. I once bought a cheap knockoff katana for 15 yen (around a buck fifty at the time)
The lady had asked 150 yen (like 20 dollars US at the time) which frankly was already a good deal. I didn't have that much so I tried the haggling game. I said 15 expecting her to say something about me trying to ruin her and countering with something like 140. Instead she laughed and said, 'That things been on that shelf for years. Give me the 15.'
A little bewildered I forked over the 15 yen and walked out with a decorative sword. I was 13 year old boy with my own sword, I wasn't going to argue. That's how it is sometimes though, it doesn't happen often, but occasionally someone would reward you for taking part in their culture.
Wait so you can actually get free discounts in China?
So thats why everything is so cheap in those stores, they bargain with everyone and sell at a fixed price here.
@@rodrigoandorinha9259 Again, this does depend on the area and they do have supermarkets and such where prices are fixed. My info is also 15 years old. You can always ask to bargain, the worst they can do generally is say no.
I’m confused.. why are we talking about yen in a story about China? Don’t they use yuan?
@@Dud3itsj3ff Yes, they pronounce it yuan, but they call it 'yen' in English. Even on their coins (back when they used those anyway) the English would say 'yen'.
You'd think the shopkeep would have his own magical item that gives him advantage on insight checks.
legit JUST listened to this episode for the first time earlier today
Was waiting for gus to say the suspenders were only worth like 10 gold 😂
Just watched the episode of this, made me crack up. 10/10
I like to imagine bart is just f$#@ dead on the ground after every shop they enter
I was hoping they would include “Hey, what happened to Bart? Yeah, he died at the end of a shopping spree.”
What if he snaps the suspenders on the barrel to buy everything back?
They leave the store with a whole semi truck full of loot from the guy and the suspenders guy is in a full body cast as they leave lol
Garfield the Deals Warlock would like to **know your location**
He's carrying the Barrel of immovable rocks im a moveable barrel, LOL
Just listened to this episode! Funny as always!
Ah yes. The video that got me to start listening to the podcast.
God, as someone who wears suspenders daily, I love this
Such a ttrpg moment. I love it
This video right here was probably my very first ever interaction with the stinky dragon podcast and now I am very far in the actual podcast itself and I love it so much
I love that I found the Sinky Dragon. I also love that im literally listening to the episode now and just cant stop laughing at this animation😂
This is my 3rd time seeing this it will be my 4th if I loop
Just make them roll a persuasion check to persuade the merchant that you are not mentally or physically ill, because you keep intentionally hurting yourself. They will get a bonus to that roll instead !
That "Alright, alright, alright" was BEAUTIFUL
Sees you snapping the suspenders “I just sold you those…. They’re magic…I’m not stupid…”
I love how they buy all these items and completely forget about them lol
And here I was hoping that either they were offering too much for the items so the shopkeeper was just going along with it, or that he'd bust out his own pair of suspenders :V
Bro could buy a house with the amount of gold they gave him
1 copper= $ 1
1 gold = $100
All I hear is Yang lol
This was very entertaining, though i will say i didn’t think taking two shots of warm up was a pet peeve, figured it was normal since my league has always done it, only learned about the 1 shot warm up when I started going to tournaments 2 years ago. Entertaining video keep up the good content Nick!!
I could watch this on loop forever.
(snaps suspenders on barrel)
Lmfao Bart is fucking awesome 😂😂😂😂😂
Yo we need a Cartoon Network show of this shit NOW
I hope they kept track of the damage, would hate to accidentally knock yourself unconscious o.o
Same energy as Juston McElroy from The Adventure Zone (Balance) buying the *The Slicer of T'pire Weir Isles* and immediately swapping it for the *Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword Of Doom*.
Excellent content.
This is how you get into "bag of ioun stones and a couple staffs of the magi" territory.
I love the Spongebob-esque music on the magic conch 😂
It would be really cool if you guys upload all these dnd campaigns to sound cloud so I’d have something to listen while at work you can only listen to your playlist so much
Ive never heard of this podcast. Didnt know it existed til now. Recognized Gus' voice immediately
The podcast is awesome. Highly produced, very funny. These animations started getting made because the puppet videos got so popular they greenlit a full series and needed the puppets to make it. Stinky Dragon Adventures comes out next month.
These animations are getting equally popular, might get their own series too.
This shit is genuinely funny.
Speciale di halloween apprezzatissimo, saró sempre favorevole allo scouting e vedere le differenze stilistiche tra storia e storia è come miele per le orecchie haha
Been a big fan on spotify
I think i felt the suspenders making my body tremble while bart uses it
Probably wiser to consolidate your purchases, such as to take the least damage
The "anything else?" Sounds like chamber from valorant and its killing me picturing him in that shopkeepers place 💀
The suspenders of begging. When worn they give a plus 2 to charisma when they snap them since they look like a begger
"Magic conch shell what do i do?"
Mcs:"nothing"
The Druid in our party bribed our dm to add this in the next clothing shop we pass by. This is going to be the best session ever-
*snaps suspenders*
"Ill take that barrel too"
Love that Barb was snapping her bra strap every time she used the suspenders 🤣 peak immersion
This reminds me of learning how broken the artificer used to be using the old item creation rules and a bit of off time. You could literally slap on a bunch of negative effects on an item to cut the gold price down, and then have its only positive effect be a buff to whatever skill you needed to make a better magical item on the next loop.
My personal favorite was the cursed gloves of magical item use, except my DM didn't allow me to actually make them cursed on purpose so they were just gloves that very specifically would never fit anyone but my dude.
Now I want more sacrificial stat boosting items. Like a cough drop candy that burns your throat but increases your intimidation
The bonus is on persuasion checks, not appraisal.
The persuasion checks were DC 2, because he was asking to buy things at severely overpriced amounts.
Your fashion sense is fire.
Never been interested in dnd but my goodness, this podcast seems like a hoot
I must admit I would pay for a tv show with these shenanigans
Matthew McConaughey has entered the building and he’s here to make a deal 😎