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  • Which D&D Stereotype are you in the world of D&D?
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  • @OffbeatOutlaw
    @OffbeatOutlaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8806

    HELP ME GET BACK IM LOST (also, hilarious video, truly top tier)

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  3 ปีที่แล้ว +704

      *sees you struggling, looks at your channel*
      She’s mine now John

    • @darkboyx7
      @darkboyx7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      this is hilarious

    • @cookies8970
      @cookies8970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      XD

    • @sunsetsleeper
      @sunsetsleeper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I am the too many chracyer guy my friend literally was cursing me out for how many chracters I went through within 3 sessions everytime I got downed I swapped characters

    • @josephmurdock5549
      @josephmurdock5549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Offbeat!

  • @zaaadud2178
    @zaaadud2178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3887

    “I just threw it really har-“

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

      I mean, am I wrong? 😂

    • @stubbs5622
      @stubbs5622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      That one had me cracking up

    • @RGIlerio
      @RGIlerio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@OneShotQuesters no, you aren't 😂

    • @maximumdon7637
      @maximumdon7637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Not gonna lie, I genuinely thought he was talking about a player’s character, until that sentence popped up.

    • @lostsoulsthc7137
      @lostsoulsthc7137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@OneShotQuesters was that one of those heavy asf solid metal ones? From MTG? Used to have a set for my 5 colour Hivestone Sliver deck

  • @justinbiege5975
    @justinbiege5975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5474

    “Wait, I can ACTUALLY do that? Really?!” Explains the entire game

    • @Rhino-Prime
      @Rhino-Prime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Me trying to explain to my friend that you can infact seduce the gaint dragon turtle for no reason
      My friend: impossible

    • @afajardo9938
      @afajardo9938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      One of the greatest moments as newbie...

    • @BeckyNosferatu
      @BeckyNosferatu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      My wife did that exact thing to our DM last; "Wait, Cloud of Knives?! Is that a REAL spell?"

    • @Gemini-Lion
      @Gemini-Lion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@BeckyNosferatu Cloud of Daggers*

    • @pupsicle5345
      @pupsicle5345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We all are eternal newbies

  • @RunningWithRoses
    @RunningWithRoses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    thats why I love older editions.
    Player: "I kill the goblin party member because that's what my character would do".
    DM: "Oh well thats super out of alignment, so let me shift your alignment. Your xp required for the next level also doubles."
    Player: "WAAAAAH thats unfair!!!"
    DM: "But it's just what my rules would do!"

    • @annasolovyeva1013
      @annasolovyeva1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, it would be great

    • @Aquilenne
      @Aquilenne ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It would be great to get some more interactions between the stereotypes like that. Rules Lawyer meets "It's what my character would do". Rager meets latecomer. Newbie meets overly prepared.

    • @RunningWithRoses
      @RunningWithRoses ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Aquilenne I was more referencing that older editions actually had consequences for players acting in bad faith, but yeah that would be an amusing set of skits

    • @princessstrawberry4623
      @princessstrawberry4623 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Aquilenne As a complete dumbass when it comes to dnd, the overly prepared one despite being the opposite of me tends to also be the nicest and most understanding tbh

    • @thatguy5391
      @thatguy5391 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love all additions, "congratulations, you killed your party member, and the rules you agreed on, makes you, a paladin of to change classes," I wouldn't double the XP they need because then they'd level slower then the party, and that makes for resentment

  • @suchaniceperson4602
    @suchaniceperson4602 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    The fact that he’s on his way out the door in formalwear for each of the funerals implies that the Canceller does indeed have four grandmas and I love it

    • @flyingfish5448
      @flyingfish5448 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The power of lesbians

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@flyingfish5448 or, grandmothers + great grandmothers.
      Gives a total of six

    • @grantbarday5760
      @grantbarday5760 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@DH-xw6jp or if both parents who had divorced parents, then both dad’s remarried. That’s how I have 4 grandmas lol

    • @Rave0911
      @Rave0911 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      as someone who has 3 grandmas and 3 grandpas i can confirm its true my bio grandma on my moms side was divorced from my grandpa he remarried she did not so there is the extra grandma and on my dads side my grandpa died and my grandma on that side remarried years later so extra grandpa.... and she out lived her 2nd husband two currently only my grandpa on my moms side is alive and my grandma on my dads side....ive already been to 4 grandparents funerals lol

    • @forrest6939
      @forrest6939 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      i mean that might imply his parents sit up and either rhey both remarried or one remarried twice

  • @Rehase1397
    @Rehase1397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2268

    "this die killed one of my players. I just threw it really hard and..." 😂

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      He died 😂

    • @afajardo9938
      @afajardo9938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      As someone who’s sat next to a rage monster with metal dice, I can confirm: Those things HURT

    • @gamingmaster6377
      @gamingmaster6377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@afajardo9938 nerd abuse

    • @afajardo9938
      @afajardo9938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@gamingmaster6377 thanks for helping to spread awareness about it

    • @gamingmaster6377
      @gamingmaster6377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@afajardo9938 ur welcome

  • @xMaugrex
    @xMaugrex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6360

    the newbie's "WAIT, I CAN DO THAT??" is my favorite part of having new players.

    • @theramendutchman
      @theramendutchman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +677

      I legit had a group of new players I was introducing to the game; I asked what they wanted to do, one of them asked what the options were, I told him "just tell me what you want to do, and we'll figure out the appropirate roll"... Which blew their minds
      I kinda loved that little moment

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@theramendutchman Kinda someone who not been playing TRUE roleplay games i guess XD

    • @theramendutchman
      @theramendutchman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      @@skell6134 Yeah they were used to computer RPG's of course, so they were kinda like "What types of interactions does my character possess" or something like that

    • @kuroyuki6254
      @kuroyuki6254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      That's super wholesome

    • @Name..........
      @Name.......... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@skell6134 me everytime we play dnd again because we have one or two games every 3 months wait ...... which dice do I use for this again.....

  • @_AstaLily
    @_AstaLily 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    A sweet, geeky boy in my year who is just in general a really nice guy played a barbarian once
    The moment the game started all his usual innocence just disappeared and he started talking like a barbarian, and role playing like one, much to the shock of everyone around him

  • @ForgeofSouls
    @ForgeofSouls ปีที่แล้ว +161

    You forgot a few: the player who doesnt pay attention, the player that seduces everything, the player optimizer, the player who was tricked into playing 😂

    • @caldwin
      @caldwin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm sorry, what were you saying. I was just over here seducing the bar wench since that's the only thing I'm really good at doing in this game I found myself playing after I was promised we were going to an actual bar!

    • @SeeleyOne
      @SeeleyOne 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I used to game with a group that at least let a couple of the players take turns at being the "seduce everything" character. I don't see how it is fun, and have wondered if perhaps they are trying to compensate or something. Fortunately, the players that never pay attention usually quit after a while. My sister in law used was one of those, and an (in)famous example was that she would read a novel while we gamed. At some point in the session we get on a boat. A couple of hours later, someone asked her what she wanted to do. She said "I get on the boat". That is what we now say if someone was not paying attention. "Do you get on the boat?"

    • @ForgeofSouls
      @ForgeofSouls 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SeeleyOne Wow...yeah it can be hard to find a group that you jive with. I came close but unfortunately, too many people were in a transitional part of their life so it all died out. It was fun while it lasted though...

    • @gxsliver
      @gxsliver 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Could also do the note taker.

  • @killianasheart5175
    @killianasheart5175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3446

    Gonna be honest, being a noob is great. Just the sheer moment of
    “I can do that!” Is something I would love to experience again. Unless it’s the tired and frustrated kind of “I CAN DO THAT!?”

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      Yes, and yes 😂😂

    • @robopope7584
      @robopope7584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      When it’s a problem that you haven’t had and you are the only person who can do it it’s the “I can do that!”. When it’s a problem you’ve had and you discover it it’s “I CAN DO THAT? REALLY?”

    • @WreckinPoints11
      @WreckinPoints11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I like to give players leniency on doing really cool shit, so if they have an idea, they just need to ask me and I’ll think about it, ask them to explain how everything would go down, and if it’s even slightly possible and really goddamn cool, I’ll allow it

    • @Guardsman_Greg
      @Guardsman_Greg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I am sadly the forever dm

    • @gavriella77
      @gavriella77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'm the noob. It's so funny cause I said the same things the newbie said here. XD

  • @aguywithalotofopinions412
    @aguywithalotofopinions412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2322

    “I’m just gonna leave. I don’t wanna die”
    That is the most un-paladin-like statement I’ve ever heard

    • @shiisnotmad6013
      @shiisnotmad6013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      and with the lawful good alignment too lol

    • @the_algorithm
      @the_algorithm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The only line I speak all game long
      ONWARDS!!

    • @blissful.ignorance
      @blissful.ignorance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Then they hit you with a, “it’s part of my backstory”

    • @archellothewolf2083
      @archellothewolf2083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Someone please tell this to my buddy. He always plays either a paladin or barbarian and this is his go-to line. Love him like a brother but he is the main reason I've stopped GMing. -_-

    • @tafaridh
      @tafaridh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      my friend is a paladin and I'm a bard of whispers, totally used this when he tried to get us to save some farmers from some wizard cult. hilarity ensued as I'm not going to actually avoid the fun.

  • @thecyberrabbit1440
    @thecyberrabbit1440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I love that the one who always cancels was legitimately getting ready to go to a funeral every time

    • @robertnope1993
      @robertnope1993 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      But what if we work for a funeral home? Is it legit then?

  • @ronanstander3022
    @ronanstander3022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    the "role players" are the mot fun players to dm for me in my opinion its nice to actually see them get into the game makes the hard work feel worth it

    • @earldeatheater
      @earldeatheater 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fr it makes it all feel like it's actually immersed instead of just fireball

    • @felixhenson9926
      @felixhenson9926 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@earldeatheater As a role player who turns up to sessions in borderline larp gear, lemme also fireball haha

  • @jacksonreed4519
    @jacksonreed4519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2292

    “The *not so* rage monster” that was the funniest thing, I was not expecting that.

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Glad you enjoyed 😂

    • @alliegivens1129
      @alliegivens1129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It reminded me of Hulk in endgame XD

    • @devynwyma3153
      @devynwyma3153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Wait... Tyler's not here? NOOOOOOO XD

    • @DaBlueIghuana
      @DaBlueIghuana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Which popular channel was Duke referring to??? Because almost all the ones I know do the rage monster joke

    • @devynwyma3153
      @devynwyma3153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@DaBlueIghuana Dude Perfect

  • @zarahwielder
    @zarahwielder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1067

    I am the “Too Many Characters” and “The Forever DM” at the same time...which is sad...
    Welp at least I can make those characters NPCs

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Hahaha welcome to the club!

    • @alex96pop
      @alex96pop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I just switched from being the guy with too many characters to being the DM. Finally i can play ALL my characters!

    • @kanevivi
      @kanevivi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol our dm is learning why we trust him being dm. And our too many character player is being forced to limit his crazy stuff.

    • @danielcunningham4339
      @danielcunningham4339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Glad I'm not the only one who's just using my to many characters as NPCs

    • @gyrtiasnecrotaros4710
      @gyrtiasnecrotaros4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Use the extra characters to kill your party
      Except Barry the Chopper
      He's a failure

  • @henryhere
    @henryhere 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

    The funniest part about rules lawyers is that they're always wrong because changing the rules to make the game more fun is literally a written rule in the base game

    • @corbinfulford9761
      @corbinfulford9761 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you i was looking for that comment!

    • @c3ntravaswani427
      @c3ntravaswani427 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes if the rules lawyer is talking about people who only bring the rules out in cases of doing cool stuff. They can be valuable though for combats or just guiding new players through things in general, especially for a DM that already has a lot to handle

  • @gamerman782
    @gamerman782 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Laugh all you want at the Dice Goblin, but you never know when you'll need a bucket of dice when a player decides to go full auto and maximum spread

  • @joshuapilger8430
    @joshuapilger8430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2610

    "It's what my character would do." My previous character, an aarakokran monk with an obsession for shiny things went to scope out a possible dragon lair. And instead of informing the group it was the lair, he saw glowing crystals on the wall. Decided to go after that instead, prematurely starting the fight with a shadow dragon.
    He is now a bone flute in the possession of the barbarian.

    • @dantefaber-smith1986
      @dantefaber-smith1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Bone flute 😂

    • @faceless5472
      @faceless5472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Elijah Feuerstein lmao

    • @MrGBH
      @MrGBH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      I don't understand. Are you saying a player made a terrible decision based on "That's what my character would do" and actually accepted the consequences?

    • @Starman062
      @Starman062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@MrGBH that’s what HIS character did. And now they’re a bone flute

    • @user-yt8ud9np9i
      @user-yt8ud9np9i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well I've created a character (it's still in processing fase, I've almost finished it) that literally can cheat death. It can "die", but it's strange... Hypothetically it can come back to life countless times. And it's a Lich...

  • @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500
    @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4655

    "Oh, and this one killed one of my players."
    "I just threw it really hard"
    That went from 10 to 100 real quick.

    • @EstebanBrenesV
      @EstebanBrenesV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      so as the dice did...

    • @bagseys
      @bagseys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Went from a d4 to a 12d8

    • @501Magnum
      @501Magnum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@bagseys 12d12*

    • @foxstorm2920
      @foxstorm2920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@501Magnum 3d20* cause that players (fail) IRL death saves

    • @501Magnum
      @501Magnum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@foxstorm2920 No wait. 100d100.

  • @user-ed1mi7lm7v
    @user-ed1mi7lm7v 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I love how the rule follower is telling the dm he was wrong about several things even though he was reading out of the Monster Manual.

  • @pixeldoesart1864
    @pixeldoesart1864 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    3:13 Impressive that he managed to get a Yahtzee with only one die

  • @meteor7528
    @meteor7528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7808

    Shout out to this dudes lesbian grandmas who all tragically died, RIP
    Edit: I hate to be having to edit my fucking comment, but like guys I don’t care if you have four grandmas because of divorced parents or other shit like that. It was a fun gay joke I made, but I am getting very sick of all the comment telling me ‘Umm, it doesn’t have to be gay, In fact it’s not gay for me’ because like no one gives a shit, look at the other replies and see 50+ people saying the same thing, and like no one asked

    • @MOTHHMAN
      @MOTHHMAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Hahhaha

    • @DUUFFACE55
      @DUUFFACE55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      Thats what i thought too. its also weirdly accurate that he apparently didnt know about them

    • @sirgalahad7515
      @sirgalahad7515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      All of them

    • @teaberrytime1101
      @teaberrytime1101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      I have 4 grandma's and none of them are lesbian. My Grandma on my Dad's side just got divorced multiple times and the grandpa's just remarried.

    • @dndeadly6883
      @dndeadly6883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I have 3, my mom was adopted but is close with her birth family

  • @craftyplayz8150
    @craftyplayz8150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1482

    You’ve forgotten the most common stereo type: the “never played Dnd” fan

    • @kaiuwe4gabbert556
      @kaiuwe4gabbert556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ja

    • @lemmetalkaboutthis
      @lemmetalkaboutthis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Sir or Madam or Captain, this is personal assault

    • @barbarazottis5915
      @barbarazottis5915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I've actually played with one. He would talk about d&d constantly but when I invited him he became the player who constantly cancels games... still talks about d&d tho.

    • @heymint2093
      @heymint2093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I feel seen

    • @treesquirrel3995
      @treesquirrel3995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Im the "never played dnd and really wants to…but just doesn't have any friends who will play with them" fan

  • @thatoneguy5884
    @thatoneguy5884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:50 I plan on DnD sometime, and this is absolutely going to be me
    "IS THAT REALLY POSSIBLE?"

  • @amberherin4741
    @amberherin4741 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    One of my favorite dnd moments was when I kept rolling awfully for a whole session and one of the times I rolled a nat 1, my dm told me just out of curiosity to try one of his d20s and I rolled another nat 1. He promptly said “Yeah, never touch any of my dice again.”

  • @darkestlune9580
    @darkestlune9580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1730

    "Too Many Characters" didn't just hit close to home, it broke a window and landed in a sink.

    • @MercuryA2000
      @MercuryA2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Which sink?

    • @thelordscrusaders387
      @thelordscrusaders387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@MercuryA2000 kitchen sink

    • @MercuryA2000
      @MercuryA2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@thelordscrusaders387 Oh now that's bad. If it was just the bathroom sink it would be one thing, but the kitchen one? Dang...

    • @banna377
      @banna377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have way to many characters

    • @averagegamerguy5967
      @averagegamerguy5967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yeah that one hurt i just have so many interesting ideas i want to try

  • @charliewilliamson4431
    @charliewilliamson4431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    My man literally showed his groceries in a video so it’s a tax write off. Respect. Eat for free king next time show us a ribeye and some sushi

    • @andreas_iced8297
      @andreas_iced8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Wait, you're fucking right. That's genius.

    • @obamacare5352
      @obamacare5352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I’m not that smart, what exactly is a tax write off

    • @claudioclaudio7953
      @claudioclaudio7953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      European here. Could you explain please?

    • @andreas_iced8297
      @andreas_iced8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@claudioclaudio7953 I'm not an expert, but this is what I gather:
      If you buy something as a supply for your job, you get to write down the cost you paid, and when everyone gets their tax returns, you get that money back.
      Example: say I were a vlogger. Because of my work, I buy a fancy camera. Since I bought it for work, I write down the money I paid as a work expense. Later, when I do my taxes, and everyone gets money back (called tax returns), that money gets reimbursed.
      This has created a kind of running joke, you'll see it if you watch American youtubers long enough (macdoesit comes to mind). Whoever you're watching will take the object they bought, hold it up on camera, and say something to the effect of "gotta make sure it's in frame long enough, get that tax writeoff--aight, we're good". Because if it's in the video, its related to their work (even if that relation is... questionable).
      Its either: they get reimbursed, or they dont have to pay taxes on it. Again, not sure. But it's something to that effect.

    • @claudioclaudio7953
      @claudioclaudio7953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thank you very much, it's clearer now

  • @AquaMystique18
    @AquaMystique18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Absolutely needed this laugh. Love that Offbeat Outlaw did a cameo. Seeing collabs like this show there's still hope left in humanity.

  • @zar1536
    @zar1536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:04
    "You know there is this thing called PAPER!"

  • @DS-bk7nb
    @DS-bk7nb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2811

    D&d character idea: a Kenku bard that doesn’t have an instrument, but instead, uses its sound voice mimic thing, and mimics ORCHESTRA
    To all y’all who wanna use this idea: it’s just that, an idea. It’s not copyrighted or anything, so go nuts, use it if you want, I really don’t care or mind.

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      Oh I love that!!

    • @Asyia
      @Asyia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      ohhh i just imagined them singing and it just sounding like a violin oh my gosh

    • @WardNightstone
      @WardNightstone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      ...so LITERALLY Kenku Bobby McFarrin (he's actually an orchestra conductor now)

    • @ivivion
      @ivivion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      You cant have an Orchestra without an Orc

    • @odysseussavvakis5396
      @odysseussavvakis5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And it only knows La Fortuna

  • @cchapa7470
    @cchapa7470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    "WHY DID I WRITE EVERYTHING IN PEN!" I many or may not have said this at a table back in the day.

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Bahahaha 😂

    • @amirelvalhdros7251
      @amirelvalhdros7251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Dude, my cousin once wrote, not only in pen, but on the character she IN THE BACK OF THE BOOK!!! dude said it came with one and used it. I think he cried that night.

    • @wolfjack5802
      @wolfjack5802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean I type up my character sheets in PDFs but I leave lots of blank space for write ins and stuff like coins I’ll leave blank and write in with a pencil. I reprint it every level or so if there’s been major changes.

    • @basiccatastrophe2863
      @basiccatastrophe2863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have a few sheets printed off, but now I either use beyond or roll20 to store my characters

    • @user2C47
      @user2C47 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I use MS Excel.

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:05 that's me in my DnD campaign

  • @SorenDoesStuff
    @SorenDoesStuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:17 this isn’t a stereotype this is completely accurate

  • @DarkAngel40
    @DarkAngel40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    The *Not So* Rage Monster: *Tips over the dragon statue.*
    Me: Look out. We got a bad ass over here.

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Careful, you might anger him!

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Beware his not-so-anger!

    • @ShitpostingJoJo
      @ShitpostingJoJo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I fear for my life rn O_o

    • @deloreigames8641
      @deloreigames8641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2012 called, he wants his rage sticks meme back

    • @WexMajor82
      @WexMajor82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's awesome when you can grapple a dragon and shove it to the ground in game.

  • @booorue4876
    @booorue4876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

    "You rolled 18 for every stat"
    I kept rolling an 16 for every stat so I just ended up using standard array so no one thought I was cheating.

    • @kaitlyngarner740
      @kaitlyngarner740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yeah I had a similar issue with my 1st character so I just use the point buy system now. I prefer it anyway since it's the exact system used in KotOR and Dragon Age

    • @user-zm8my7tc9k
      @user-zm8my7tc9k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My brother somehow got 17 on every stat

    • @EdenOfChaos
      @EdenOfChaos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      A few months ago I had applied to join a campaign that had been going on for over a year, they had lost a player and wanted to round it back out. I joined their discord and we were creating my character and when it came time to roll my stats, they had a macro to do it and my rolls were 18, 17, 14, 18, 18, 16. I immediately thought, "holy shit, I'm so glad that this is recorded because no one would believe this." and two of the other players who were in the channel were laughing and congratulating me and...the DM simply says, "Yea, that's a bit much, I'm gonna need you to either re-roll or subtract 5 from any four of those." I thought he was joking and didn't say anything, and the other players spoke up and questioned him and he was serious. This caused them to get upset on my behalf and were arguing that I rolled the stats, there was nothing unfair about it and there's no reason that I should be punished just because I rolled well. In the end, the DM refused to relent and the players ended up leaving.
      I'm currently playing a campaign with one of them DMing, even got to keep those stats, and the other players from that campaign also left the other and joined this one. They've since said that this was the first time they'd ever had a problem with him, and normally he was great. I felt a little bad that this DM lost his players over one incident, but I got over it pretty quickly. Don't have rolled stats if you can't handle players getting high stats.

    • @miamigangbanger
      @miamigangbanger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@EdenOfChaos I love reading those stories

    • @jenoyt1337
      @jenoyt1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You somehow have crazy good luck

  • @impulse4501
    @impulse4501 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:55 yeah can't forget the milk, it's absolutely essential for a meeting of any sorts. That and seven dollars

  • @omegadadragon
    @omegadadragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I somehow learned a few new things just because a rules lawyer existed in this video.

  • @roninomalley1766
    @roninomalley1766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1361

    Fun fact: My grandma divorced twice before meeting her permant husband. All of the men she divorced remarried. I have 4 grandmas and 4 grandpas to match. My great grandma is also still alive. Also, one of my unlces is only 6 years older than me.

    • @IngenieroBasado
      @IngenieroBasado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ok

    • @zbigbozbboy5245
      @zbigbozbboy5245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol

    • @augustjay6436
      @augustjay6436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I also have 4 grandparents due to similar issues but each normal one divorced and their husbands remarried.

    • @taijmohabeer4515
      @taijmohabeer4515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Your familly tree is a recyclings symbol

    • @hdewott6863
      @hdewott6863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My niece is 4 years older than me.

  • @Chuusuisetsujojutsu
    @Chuusuisetsujojutsu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1288

    “This one’s in permanent dice jail”
    That die looks exactly like my first d20. And yes it’s a traitor die.

    • @epicjeong
      @epicjeong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What did it do

    • @ShadeYTR
      @ShadeYTR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It’s funny because the first dice set you get is always the traitor but mine is my best set

    • @lycanthropia6044
      @lycanthropia6044 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In my game I had the rule to put every dice in jail, that rolled below a five three times in a row. After an hour I had no more dice.

    • @lacrossestick132
      @lacrossestick132 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My first dice, a very expensive set of metal dice, betrayed me in my first campaign when it rolled me a 5 and ended our first campaign. Had I rolled higher than the DM, we would’ve restarted and had a chance to do the entire campaign over again, bringing everyone back to life and everything.
      This was a year ago. I have not used those dice since.

    • @blade7y156
      @blade7y156 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ShadeYTR first d20, first roll, nat 20.
      Love this one

  • @brittanywetherill472
    @brittanywetherill472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Didn’t realize “the literal one” was a thing, and it made me laugh out loud. That is totally something I do.🤣

  • @Kat_dragon
    @Kat_dragon 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I am and was the newbie. I was constantly like “what’s this die for? Wait, I can do that? How do I cast a healing spell?”

  • @percyross7612
    @percyross7612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    The “I have a million characters and a million campaigns but no time reliable friends to play with” player

    • @haerdalis84
      @haerdalis84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      F

    • @basheer5672
      @basheer5672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me ;-;

    • @generalzeta7000
      @generalzeta7000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Time to write a book.

    • @bonk7364
      @bonk7364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@generalzeta7000 I actually ran my first campaign cause I suck at writing and wanted to adapt it into a campaign just to test it out. Now I've fallen into the forever DM trap :')

    • @adamkeiser5933
      @adamkeiser5933 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty much me in my group. Certain things I want to run, but no time reliable friends.

  • @linkfan1234567891
    @linkfan1234567891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Real talk, hearing a new playing get all excited and say "wait i can ACTUALLY do that??" Is one of the best feelings

    • @fluberdebluber7566
      @fluberdebluber7566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      truth

    • @VTMADDIE
      @VTMADDIE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I remember when I had this moment myself, its great.

  • @XavierScratch1987
    @XavierScratch1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love the inclusion of Offbeat Outlaw's Forever DM character. It actually made me giddy seeing him. This has become one of my favorite D&D themed channels & I love it. And all I could think of is: "FOR FIREBALL!" when I saw Forever DM

    • @dhruvrathi7116
      @dhruvrathi7116 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      FOR FIREBALL!!! Da!

  • @kaiit10
    @kaiit10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just have to tell.
    My favorite things are going full runaways of "hear me out, this session is a big one. If it all happens good you will get closest than never" and then 6 hours of intense roleplaying for 2 hours of combat and a break in the middle when they have to search again to this BBEG.
    And the late/food one is my blessing.

  • @BlackfeatherMain
    @BlackfeatherMain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1238

    "let's go into a dungeon and slay some dragons, ha ha"
    *THE NEWBIE*
    I'm laughing so hard at that, it's so accurate

    • @MechanisCaduceus
      @MechanisCaduceus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I was laughing because I had a new player that said exactly that about 3 years ago now... I wanted to hurt him because I didn't want to admit that I was chuckling at such a horrible pun.

    • @coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007
      @coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That feeling when Skyrim has more dungeons and dragons than Dungeons and Dragons...

    • @lisagaughan7154
      @lisagaughan7154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007 technically, there's more types of dragons in DnD.

    • @annasolovyeva1013
      @annasolovyeva1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My first DND adventure was a dungeon with an undead dragon...

    • @veajakorobearej1369
      @veajakorobearej1369 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lisagaughan7154 but to tell the truth all skyrim dragons have personality (they sentient) so every dragon is not like the other in lore sense

  • @elliedereyna5014
    @elliedereyna5014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    "my spell sheet is around here somewhere"
    "WHY DID I WRITE EVERYTHING IN PEN?!"
    story of my life

  • @SolarFluxation
    @SolarFluxation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:00 wow, I wasn't expecting to be covered so early in the video. P&P D&D FOR LIFE BAYBEE!

    • @edex59
      @edex59 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I straight thought P&P meant Pen and paper for a split second I am so sorry I know it’s pencil and paper (and eraser I guess)

  • @skylar3157
    @skylar3157 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Dude perfect rage monster stereotype

  • @ivannabeprivatetoo5287
    @ivannabeprivatetoo5287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Dont forget "The one who does not want role play and just wants to fight"

    • @FlareDarkStormGem
      @FlareDarkStormGem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Excuse me did you spy on my last session because this was half of the players
      The other half never played D&D before and didn't know that wasn't what the game was about until I forced them to have at least one session without a fight

    • @generalzeta7000
      @generalzeta7000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The murder hobo

    • @_bludie_
      @_bludie_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s kinda me

    • @thenumber27issomehowtaken
      @thenumber27issomehowtaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The roll player

    • @mr.misfit9514
      @mr.misfit9514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      aka the fun sponge

  • @dyll101
    @dyll101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    when i saw the ''forever dm'' prompt i had a feeling someone would show up

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I messaged him INSTANTLY!!

    • @Project_Lies
      @Project_Lies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Forever Dm when he shows up: "Clever Questers..."
      (And then dies to velociraptors... or course)

    • @RecordsoftheDeepFolk
      @RecordsoftheDeepFolk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As a forever dm, in a pokemon 5e campaign (which is the most fun I've had in dnd so far in 3 years), this is so true. Also, love your content on youtube! :D always makes me smile!

    • @Grey_Shard
      @Grey_Shard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RecordsoftheDeepFolk That sounds like a blast. Any chance your DM will put some stats up on reddit, because i've been tempted to do up the elemental dogs i had in a prev campaign and that sounds like something better.

    • @alexbeltran6668
      @alexbeltran6668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RecordsoftheDeepFolk as someone who is creating a pokemon campaign for my friends to play in
      Can i ask some questions?

  • @edex59
    @edex59 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:07 what’s even worse is when the DM forces everyone to use Pencil and paper so everyone has to inconveniently suffer with all of the inefficiencies of paper.

  • @jadebayoba7073
    @jadebayoba7073 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    For the DM's mental health reasons
    Imma try and adapt my OC's spells in a Persona-ish level of organization bc, its... Its a lot to cover.... (plz i just wanna play DND yall make it sound so fun omg its literally just imagination IT HEALS THE INNER CHILD)

  • @TheDjMoo
    @TheDjMoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "And this one killed one of my players.
    I just threw it really hard."

  • @tanyahausman4639
    @tanyahausman4639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    I have a feeling I will become the dice goblin. I haven't even played the game yet, and I have 70 dice..

    • @Gyup523
      @Gyup523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I haven't played it ,but have everything needed dice ,books ,all I need is a bit more knowledge and a place to play

    • @silverwolf9642
      @silverwolf9642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have you played yet?

    • @TheMysteryGamingCrew
      @TheMysteryGamingCrew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's only 10 sets, those are rookie numbers

    • @AngelConfetti
      @AngelConfetti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just had to get rid of 24 sets because my dice draw got too full...... that's 168 dice...... I'm keeping a lot more than I'm getting rid of.....

    • @Luinta
      @Luinta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ye best start believin in dice goblins ... You are one!
      It's me. I'm the dice goblin. I have more dice than I can typically carry on me and I just backed a Kickstarter for MORE DICE!
      Omg... I'm the Laura Bailey.

  • @moonlordkiller9167
    @moonlordkiller9167 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @One Shot Quips
    I dm a group in a pretty decent campaign. This sums us all up.
    One who is "The Old Fashioned" thinks that everyone should use paper and not D&D beyond. He also is "The Role Player" always worrying about acting the same as he should in places such as doing the same cultural things.
    One who is "The One Who Always Cancels". I have hosted 4 sessions so far and he says he will come, but never shows up saying "I slept in." or "Oh I went on a vacation to another city." (actually happened, but for obvious reasons, the last one was changed up slightly [city names/me being too cautious]). I might boot him if he doesn't show up for the next one which he also agreed to.
    One who is "The Rules Lawyer" that always calls me out on things I changed for somewhat obvious reasons. He is also the "Too Many Characters" that always wants to somehow play two at once and has at least three backup characters. (He also wants me to commit TPK, that will only happen if the players do dumb things such as not running from a beholder when they are at low level.) Lastly, he also is "The Too Literal One". Also he is the "Thats What My Character Would Do" and finally lastly "The Role Player" he has came dressed in costumes before.
    One who is "The Over Powered" somehow manages to stay 1 level above everyone else at all times. (I don't give him extra xp)
    One who is "The Newbie" that never talks.
    Then there is me who is and will forever will be "The Forever Dm", "The Overly Prepared", and "The Dice Goblin" (I am just trying to be nice. Also me hoarding 1...2...3 [a few hours later] 204 dice. That is actually how many dice I have.)

  • @Kostej
    @Kostej ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I dont play DnD but 2:33 this is my friend in every single game when you can customize or change class.

  • @etcetera1995
    @etcetera1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    "Wait, I can actually do that? Really!? :D"
    I didn't expect *wholesome* stereotypes lol

  • @overse7938
    @overse7938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    You forgot these ones
    -the one who always relies on the dm
    -WAIT, what does preparing spells mean
    -the chaotic evil/lawful good

  • @haydenhartmann2034
    @haydenhartmann2034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm a forever DM and I don't mind it. I love creating stories

  • @HopeAngel777
    @HopeAngel777 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think I've run into the rules dude once. DM tried being patient but eventually killed them off 🤣
    An agility check rolling a nat one at a disadvantage. Beautiful.

  • @krisring8157
    @krisring8157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    "Wait, this isn't my series." Love it!

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      So glad! 😂

    • @nickchance1107
      @nickchance1107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I laughed so hard at that

    • @Chrophiss
      @Chrophiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brilliant! When i saw the forever dm tag i thought of him.

    • @godortega
      @godortega 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What Is the name of that guy?

    • @krisring8157
      @krisring8157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@godortega Offbeat outlaw, the champaign he's running on his yt channel rn is great! Highly recommend

  • @wumpusrat
    @wumpusrat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    I had an "the overpowered" character in one game. We were all rolling stats in front of each other (so no cheating, even), and I ended up rolling 18 17 17 16 16 13. Ended up making her a paladin, with her 13 in dexterity. Her crippling weakness was that she was only slightly above average in nimbleness. :) She ended up dying at level 6 saving the rest of the party.

    • @vdubden10
      @vdubden10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      First, rip, second, f.

    • @lyebatenkaitosofgluttony2452
      @lyebatenkaitosofgluttony2452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I usually put my lowest score in intelligence unless im the partys genius. Its not really as useful as the other scores, as the only things that really require it are saving throws against mind flayers shit and stuff like history. Literally every other saving throw and ability check is a lot more common
      Because of this i often end up playing characters that are about as smart as dolphins, but at least they stay alive

    • @An_Average_Idiot
      @An_Average_Idiot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      That was a death flag already. Dont ya know that in a story, the strongest character has to die to save their friends at least once?

    • @baalzamon6187
      @baalzamon6187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      i once had a half orc fighter with 20 str 18 dex and con 16 cha and wis and 7 int, we also rolled infront of eachother so no cheating there. it's also how i discovered my curse, anytime i roll good stats for a character, the campaign falls through

    • @chieuleyang6768
      @chieuleyang6768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How are people normally supposed to play DnD? Whenever I play dnd I always seem to die at least once a session, usually much more and the DM just made up a rule that whenever we die we resplendent later that day and get a random death effect as punishment

  • @CoolaidBanks
    @CoolaidBanks ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What about the chaos Grimmlin?
    DM: you find a secret tavern in the woods made of wood
    Me: I cast fire ball
    DM: Breh

  • @MaxWelton
    @MaxWelton หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:00 you officially become a nerd when you decide you want to be one

  • @starlightmoone
    @starlightmoone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    “Wait, I can do that?”
    -Me, trying something stupid to fix a problem nearly every session

  • @Boo-th9os
    @Boo-th9os 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    The "too many characters" stereotype is legit my neighbor we're at session 24 and he has had 4 characters

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I know someone who has 32 😂

    • @Boo-th9os
      @Boo-th9os 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@OneShotQuesters holy heck, in my total of 3 years of roleplaying I haven't even changed characters once

    • @ColdspaceDog
      @ColdspaceDog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@OneShotQuesters I have 100

    • @runawaygemm5397
      @runawaygemm5397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Boo-th9os have you been playing the same campaign?

    • @Boo-th9os
      @Boo-th9os 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@runawaygemm5397 not same campaign but in all the campaigns I've played I haven't changed the character I started with

  • @hangmx
    @hangmx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love your videos! As a DM I would absolutely love to see one that is the "Types of Dungeon Masters" or something of the sort

  • @cosmicriptid
    @cosmicriptid ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:19 oh Dude Perfect. Ha that is what I thought of

  • @the_fungus_
    @the_fungus_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    As someone who is starting their first campaign, I can definitely relate to ‘the newbie’ part

    • @phelixstragus7841
      @phelixstragus7841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I started mine about a couple months ago so i still fall under it too. I got thrown right into it. Been enjoying playing a barbarian. And I have another character from a new which is the complete opposite of the first one. Whiplash for roleplay is very strong for me.

    • @KaylaPearlCPNinja
      @KaylaPearlCPNinja ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have yet to start my first campaign.

  • @Rise_Tofu
    @Rise_Tofu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    "this one killed my player. i just threw it really ha-" AGSHHSJSCS 💀💀

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What?? What did you expect??

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I put one of my players in the ER once.
      He had to take a shot each time his Bard tried to seduce an NPC...

  • @nikkonmcofficial791
    @nikkonmcofficial791 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    We all love our food bringers

  • @zakkuthedreamer4138
    @zakkuthedreamer4138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always carry a Santa-like sack of dice with me, they’re very useful. 4:20

  • @ZoisDucks
    @ZoisDucks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    I am so glad One Shot Questers is posting on youtube too cause I am not on tiktok but I need more dnd content damn it!!

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Don’t worry, more will be coming in the new year ;) a lot more!

  • @wierdpeopleotherdude1422
    @wierdpeopleotherdude1422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    How to have the ultimate group:
    forever dm: knows how to get you all to have fun and improves well
    Dice goblin: has dice for the dm because they forgot stuff
    To many characters: has characters for everyone in the one shot do to having no notes
    Overly prepared: has the books and battle maps

    • @VanNessy97
      @VanNessy97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Tardy Food Bringer: Feeds everyone in case of a 9 hour session

    • @r.s.2890
      @r.s.2890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me (sees Dice Goblin, Too Many Characters, Overly Prepared) "So I'm the main player needed to play D&D? Nice."
      Also, only reasons Forever DM dont count is because my friends have run their own homebrew mini campaigns while mine is a 'proper' campaign. Still homebrew though. 😆

    • @wierdpeopleotherdude1422
      @wierdpeopleotherdude1422 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VanNessy97 very true

    • @wierdpeopleotherdude1422
      @wierdpeopleotherdude1422 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@r.s.2890 eh i would count it so we just need you to play that means you are in fact the: forever alone

    • @r.s.2890
      @r.s.2890 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wierdpeopleotherdude1422 considering I said I've played and _am playing_ with friends, "Forever Alone" doesn't fit. :)

  • @shasingsyoutube7266
    @shasingsyoutube7266 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ‘Who’s ready to slay sum dragons?” So hurtful, im an dragon born

  • @stupid2735
    @stupid2735 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I honestly still use paper characters sheets. It's just more fun to have physical things 4 me ig. Come to think of it, I always get the physical copies of the books too.

  • @cameronmoore136
    @cameronmoore136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    I literally laughed out loud when he said "I just threw it really hard."

    • @soulangel980
      @soulangel980 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. Somehow, should have but wasn't expecting it...

  • @lukehaney3258
    @lukehaney3258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    The actually guy should just be the dm with the amount of cheating he does by looking at the monster manual during a fight!

    • @OneShotQuesters
      @OneShotQuesters  3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That is my ONE pet peeve 😂

    • @Danielle-fm2tj
      @Danielle-fm2tj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      STG I see someone look up SHIT during a fight, I will throw my coffee cup at them.

    • @lotusluminance5872
      @lotusluminance5872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Danielle-fm2tj Or take the D20 and throw it REALLY hard...

    • @user2C47
      @user2C47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Would it not be typical for an adventurer to carry a book that details the general details of the monsters they may encounter? For example, in real life, we have books about identifying various animals.
      Edit: For correct balancing, my DM made this book weigh 20kg and only make complete sense to players with 18 intelligence.
      Edit 2: An example in popular media is the _Monster Book of Monsters_ from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

    • @Danielle-fm2tj
      @Danielle-fm2tj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@user2C47 If someone would have a book on monsters? yes. But things like AC, ability scores, etc. are meta concepts that would not be written down like that. Also, in combat you wouldn't have time to search through a book about what you found. There is also the concept of them using that to try and "one up" the DM and try to speak over their ruling.

  • @wolfiiu
    @wolfiiu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “ah, i know what this dice is for… *rolls dice* Yahtzee.” laughed out loud at this, as a new player the confusion is accurate

  • @thewolfstu
    @thewolfstu ปีที่แล้ว +11

    6:37 I still do not know what channel this is referring to. XD

    • @thewolfstu
      @thewolfstu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The Sneaks. ahhhh

    • @Goofyahhguy963
      @Goofyahhguy963 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude Perfect

    • @SithLord320
      @SithLord320 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s a reference to dude perfect

  • @OneShotQuesters
    @OneShotQuesters  3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    This is the video where I did my "One Good Take" challenge...it was rough at first 😂 but let me tell you that it helped the confidence in myself go WAY up, and now I am looking forward to acting again knowing that it won't take all day! Let me know what you all thought! Hope you all had a good holiday! :)

    • @ScalestheMaenad
      @ScalestheMaenad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So proud

    • @snowjohnson8095
      @snowjohnson8095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey can you do a video about playing D&D alone because i dont have anyone to play anymore...

    • @JohnSmith-tc7ti
      @JohnSmith-tc7ti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One good take? Wow you aced it! I didn't even realize!

    • @umokwhy2830
      @umokwhy2830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well confidence well earned, good work on this one.

    • @Cagne123
      @Cagne123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4:25 i have that same set and it is also in permanent dice jail. Weird.

  • @barbaragordon7381
    @barbaragordon7381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    "Mr. DM, I don't feel so good"
    I understood that reference

    • @michaelmorton5698
      @michaelmorton5698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Hey, you--you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Ran into that Imperial ambush; same as us, and that thief over there."

    • @richtyty9416
      @richtyty9416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I understood THOSE references

  • @lord_overdrive
    @lord_overdrive 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When he said that every thing was written in pen I could hear the pain and you know it was from experience.

  • @TheBlackMetalGoatDeer
    @TheBlackMetalGoatDeer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My character is a mad scientist, so I very often enlist science to succeed at things. “the metal gate is frozen shut? No worries. If I punch it it shall fracture into many shards.” “Ice beam? Ha. I have gauntlets of flaming fury, whose perpetual flames cannot be extinguished by anything.” Etc. etc.

  • @DarlingChaos
    @DarlingChaos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    My husband is the "too many characters", I'm the "always brings baked goods". 😝

    • @andreassmed2255
      @andreassmed2255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never trust a changeling… 😨

    • @DarlingChaos
      @DarlingChaos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andreassmed2255 LOL, luckily I'm chaotic good, pretty chill unless provoked. 99% chance I won't poison you with those baked goods.....but never 100%. 😜

    • @andreassmed2255
      @andreassmed2255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh… Okay! 😄 *eats baked goods
      *dies 😵

    • @ninjashoe2158
      @ninjashoe2158 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andreassmed2255 Uses the Revivify spell on you to get you back up.
      "Cookies any good?"

  • @joshuataylor5080
    @joshuataylor5080 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Forever DM: that hit different.

  • @QueerArtistInTheCorner
    @QueerArtistInTheCorner ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The too many characters one reminds me of someone.
    I was playing a Druid and was the main healing person. I had just learnt a necromancy spell to bring people back from the dead. But the person said that if it ever comes down to them dying just don’t do anything because they we’re going to just use a different character.

  • @jaydeedoan3022
    @jaydeedoan3022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "Actually, ANimated Armor has an AC of 18..."
    **Is using the Monster Manual**

    • @justafan9206
      @justafan9206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @theramendutchman
      @theramendutchman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait? Can someone explain me the joke? The Animated Armor IS in the MM, no?

    • @abominablesnowman646
      @abominablesnowman646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@theramendutchman normally the players wouldn’t have a monster manual out it’s like it’s kind of cheating

    • @theramendutchman
      @theramendutchman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@abominablesnowman646 Ah I see, okay that's a fair point

  • @dunkelfuchs3195
    @dunkelfuchs3195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    The delivery on that "This one killed one of my players!" punchline was pure gold. Definitely in the top 5 of moments I loudly laughed the hardest at on YT, ever.

    • @Phoenix58803
      @Phoenix58803 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The punchline was pure gold, just like the die

  • @diegobrandomtg
    @diegobrandomtg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Was not prepared to be so explicitly called out at 2:33 lmao

  • @witerunguard1737
    @witerunguard1737 ปีที่แล้ว

    The newbie one just hurt. I have said like word for word all of them. the “ok guys lets go slay some dragons in a dungeon ha ha” even that weird laugh.

  • @lemmetalkaboutthis
    @lemmetalkaboutthis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    We had a session with a few newbies, and when one of the characters died we went outside and burned the sheet
    ... Much to the confusion and disbelief of the newbies, who have never heard of this tradition, and didn't think we were being literal, let alone serious, when we said "well, into the fire it goes"

    • @benjamincarlson6994
      @benjamincarlson6994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I've been playing for over a decade, and I've never encountered that tradition. I kinda want to do that now

    • @lemmetalkaboutthis
      @lemmetalkaboutthis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@benjamincarlson6994 wow, really? It was like one of the first things I encountered haha
      Weird fantastical world we live in

    • @MrCarlosfera
      @MrCarlosfera 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I use DnDBeyond... Crap... I have to set my computer on fire?

    • @lemmetalkaboutthis
      @lemmetalkaboutthis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@MrCarlosfera hmm.... you could print a screenshot? Or you could look for a gif of a burning character sheet lmao

    • @8-bitsarda747
      @8-bitsarda747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Why would you burn it? We always hand it over to the DM. I think he's used about 5 previous/dead characters against us

  • @djtherandomraven
    @djtherandomraven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "I don't think that's how that spell works but I'm gonna allow it because that's dope as hell."

  • @BenMan8881
    @BenMan8881 ปีที่แล้ว

    perfect comeback for the rules lawyer: I believe that there's a page within the rulebook that basically says "this is subject to change by the DM's ruling"

  • @Ghost1234D
    @Ghost1234D ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To avoid rules lawyers say it’s homebrew

  • @zerogoodcontent7293
    @zerogoodcontent7293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    The fact that the over prepared dude knows what’s going to happen makes me think his a either a psychic or a divination Wizard

    • @vdubden10
      @vdubden10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He rolled a 20

    • @ChaoticGoodWings
      @ChaoticGoodWings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or hé just read the notes hé stole 😅

    • @morrigankasa570
      @morrigankasa570 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd prefer playing with the overly prepared, that way in case I misremember something or am unsure about something then they can help me be sure about stuff.

  • @noodlesgamebox5903
    @noodlesgamebox5903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I feel called out with the overly prepared guy. I always carry the books and extra papers for the guys who forget their sheets. I legit have extras of their characters, yep.

  • @AerthQuakeWasTaken
    @AerthQuakeWasTaken 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    *6:09* I couldn't fail to notice that HeroForge miniature because it turns out we both make the same exact base designs 😅

  • @jacobrichardson611
    @jacobrichardson611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The late/food guy has the most leeway just below the only cleric