@@c64116 😂 I'll be honest me either. Learned a lot since then, and it's honestly thanks to a lot of comments like this. Pointing out what can be better so I know what I need to work on.
It's always fun to see younger people than me find out about Uwe Boll. Having grown up in the 1990s-2000s, I was witness to his brand of madness firsthand. Especially when you find out that he challenged a bunch of his online critics to a boxing match. xD
While his movies are complete garbage, one has to respect the man for not giving a damn and standing up to his critics. And for so blatantly exploiting a legal loophole to make that trash. And it seems like he did some pretty good documentaries after the loophole was closed. So he clearly isn't inept, just dedicated.
No it makes sense why Slater's character has the worm thing. The doctor at the beginning during the flashback to the orphanage says he had been experimenting on the children.
Big pet peeve of mine too when writers use the word "electrocuted". I'm a safety rep at a large warehouse. Getting my OSHA 30, AED/CPR, Basic First Aid, and BBP training ruined a lot of movies for me, haha! On the other hand, it helped me with my own writing. Suspension of disbelief runs on a tiered system where I can nod along as horrible CGI monsters that look like they belong in the movie "Food Fight" flail at a main character who isn't even looking in the right direction, but then sit up and point at the screen when they use incorrect medical terminology or quote a medical myth as truth.
I remember when this movie and the videogame it was based on came out. Movie adaptations of videogames were a very new concept in those days. In fact, I can't think of any that came before this. I feel bad for Slater because he was a good actor (in his own niche) and must have thought "wow, a movie based on a videogame sounds cool." Now with hindsight we know movie adaptations of videogames rarely succeed, if ever.
Guess the one good thing I got out of this movie and video was finding out about the release of the newest game. Actually looks really good and has David Harbour. All I really know is this video was still hardest for me to make. Hard to talk about something you don't care about.
What do you expect from a Uwe Boll video game adaptation. It's because of these adaptations why he pretty much got bullied out of the business by fans of the games.
I'm surprised you don't have more subs, keep making videos explaining movies and you won't have to be an electrician and worry about getting electrocuted anymore
That's the plan. I figure around 25 to 30 good videos like this will put me in a completely different place all together. This year I've experimented and figured out what I want to do plus what people want to see. Now been working on my editing. Next year going to be crazy for sure
I think you've got a good thing going....I laughed all the way through this...your sarcasm is epic and I love it. Keep it up. I'm trying to remember some bad movies I've seen for suggestion. But you're great!❤🎉😂
If you have a moment in your story wherein the main character knows/accomplishes something and, when you're asked why, the only answer you can give is "because they're the main character", you need a few more drafts.
Discount Rupert Grint is Brendon Fletcher. Look for him. He is honestly a really great actor. Unfortunately the majority of roles he gets are in crap movies. If you see him show up, like in Freddy vs Jason, watch him. He's the best actor by far besides Robert Englund. Even Robert praised him in the commentary track. I owned the DVD. His episode in the show Supernatural is one of the better ones too, because he's fantastic in it. The guy always gives a good performance. If I were to make a movie he'd be one of the first I'd call. I last saw Brendon in Violent Night as one of the henchmen so he's still working, and he was still good in that movie.
Nice. I think I briefly looked at his IMDB page before this video. Hopefully he can keep it up and start doing more work on some bigger movies. Seems like this one here would have been a big deal for him to be in at the start, but of course we ended up with not just bad but the worst rated big budget horror movie ever made.
@@PolterGibbst If it's Uwe Boll, I'm not surprised, I actually saw this movie, but I forgot I saw it. Just found your channel btw, I'll keep watch for your vids.
Haven't seen the movie but when you played the metal music portion thing I was thinking this sounded awesome so I looked up the movie OST and holy crap that lineup is so stacked with so many great bands and iconic songs!
@@PolterGibbst I actually didn’t remember that I’ve seen it until the part where we first see one of the “zeros”. It all came flooding back to me at that moment. I guess I had suppressed the memory of this crap movie🤣
😂 this movie would have been a lot better if they just went with the goofiness of it all. Could of had him say something like 'now you'll be sleeping with the fishes'. But of course they didn't do any of that
Oh yeah it's something alright. Figured I might as well put it put there since I just finished the edit at 3am. Now I can sleep in peace... for a couple hours anyway
6:21 (no gunfire or screaming here either) LOL Best captions ever. I love ya man. Your the best. Edit: Hopefully the next game will be better. Watched a good bit of in-game demo footage, I think it's being created around Lovecraft ideas, and I'm ok with that. Compared to whatever nonsense this movie was, it's got to better. I think it may even possibly have something to do with a certain "tall, dark, swarthy man". Who knows. Should make for a dang good horror game anyhow.
Its sad because the video game was absolutely horrifying to a the 6 year old kid I was in 1994 when I first played it. The demo made me cry... I finally got over my fears by playing Alone In the Dark... and I also fell in love with 12 gauge shotguns... Ive never felt unsafe since my first mossberg.
I know the remake just came out like a month ago after a couple delays and it looks amazing. Definitely on my list to play in the future. But I still don't know what in the world happened here. 😂
TH-cam recommended me your channel and I subscribed after watching your Possum video. I truly enjoyed this video of Alone In The Dark too and I never laughed so much; I really love your witty comments. I greatly appreciate you watching and explaining this "horror" movie so that we don't have to waste a precious hour of our time.
I'm glad, because this was definitely the hardest video I've made. Trying to figure out how to talk about a movie that you would never recommend is very challenging. But I guess it al worked out, but this movie was so bad I have avoided covering movies I don't just love. 😂 Also glad you subbed, video I'm working on now is about Shutter Island. Definitely will be my favorite by the end. (Possum has been my favorite so far)
Several dumbs things: 1. Security Guard seems to know Abkani culture 2. "Zeros" coming out in the day even though we have seen them HATE sunlight earlier 3. Hudgon's somehow "caught" a "Zero" with no explanation 4. Hudgons seemed to inject "Zero" juice into him and randomly gives him "powers" but, a simple knife to the chest does him in? I could go on and on. lol
It's Uwe Boll on his run of exploiting a tax loophole, during an era when movie licenses based on video games were incredibly cheap, using a video game license from a franchise that was already on it's way out. It's bad on purpose, but not in the ironic mockbuster way. As background: For a while Germany subsidised local movie productions, no matter if they're financially successful. It was about incentivising domestic movie production. And Uwe Boll made bad movies for the sole purpose of exploiting these subsidies. Before the financial success of the Resident Evil movies, movies based on video games were complete financial losses. Things changed by now. Alone In The Dark had a couple pretty good survival horror games in the 90s, but the 4th game in 2001 was pretty much a trainwreck. So it was an exceptionally cheap game license when the movie was made.
My friends and I actually saw this when it opened in theatres. The friend that talked us into it fell asleep during and then we ridiculed him mercilessly for the next 4 years. He doesn't talk to us anymore.
I remember this movie as a kid and the only thing I really liked about it that I actually still remember is the metal music only because it was a band that I just discovered right before. And I even think they have a music video with scenes from this movie in their music video.
First thought, "Of course Tara Reid is in this movie." Second thought, "So THIS was Frost's life before he became a vampire and killed Wesley Snipes' mom." 😂
@@virtualfungus8711 thank you. I'm working on a couple more new videos now. Hoping to have one done in the next couple weeks and fingers crossed on a Halloween/50k special. But we will see if I can make it or not.
I remember seeing this in the theater and wondering why the fuck they didn’t just adapt the game. I lost all hope when Tara Reid showed up and she wasn’t Emily. Uwe Boll should be tried at The Hague for his crimes against cinema.
i wanted to see this movie when i was young because i was playing alone in the dark a new nightmare game and i loved the game alone in the dark was a good franchise but than the F over this move and the next game now its dead
Makes sense the games do look good, but from what I've read I couldn't figure out how they would be connected. And I can see how this bad of a movie would lead to the end of the franchise. But hopefully the new release will spark new interest in the series after all these years. It looks like it will be amazing if they ever put it out.
Hudgens strangling and killing Fischer... The worst character strangling and killing the best character. Well, that pretty well encapsulates everything anyone needs to know, right? lol So many times there was a little drip of something promising, some little bit that *could* have turned the movie around (like the whole stars aligning and pointing to a location, or whatever?) that gets forgotten and shoved aside by more and more pointless, or downright harmful to the overall, scenes and other drivel. The best things, constantly being strangled and killed off by the worst (which is too numerous). All hail the Slayer of Franchise Movie Adaptations: Uwe Boll! The man is a flawless artiste at grabbing awesome things and ripping them apart... I would say to atoms, but atoms have far too much potential in comparison to his work.
Manos, funny stuff. Like yes it is laughably bad but it was also made on a tiny budget by like 1 guy with a dream. This on the other hand (of fate 😅) is not laughable in anyway. Also had a huge budget with great talent behind it, and yet when you do the math across the 6 major review sites this is still rated worst than Manos. Which I figure is kind of like The Room, yes it is bad but people love to watch because of that so the ratings go higher. Nobody is doing that with this. (I'll have to make a video on Manos now 😂.)
I will defend the "am I being followed" scene. It is the only thing in the film that is good. It is SHOWING that Carnby feels followed. The only thing done right.
Haven't watched this film... but it gives me the feeling of someone having a mary-sue character, ignored every other character because they couldn't have more personality than the lead... oh and plot? What plot? 😂
Watch Owe Boll’s Rampage. His only good movie. I know it’s not perfect but the actor Brendan Fletcher really sells it and it’s one of the few movies that lets you see inside the mind of some of the worst people society produces.
I actually enjoyed the premise of this move and would have like to seen more from this universe. I think that way I would love to see a move adaptation of the comic The Darkness done as well. I didn't like AITD 2 I would prefer to watch Julian Sands Warlock instead of that train wreak.
Not gonna lie, I literally can't hear it. 😂 I've listened to all of my videos so may times when editing and I guess it just sounds normal that I don't notice. Guess it's good I'm consistent though. 🤣
@PolterGibbst lol I started linking all the times you did it but when I hit like 7 I was like this is way too much lol in this video it's pretty much every time you say actually and others it's maybe once or twice
@4:30 Roughly, the name i believe it is, is Ailean or something of the sort, the pronunciation should be like "EYE-LEAN" i knew someone with the name way back when.
@4:45 Like you can "hate" on this chap but there are over sharers everywhere. I blame parents. You know the type, overbearing and inquisitive. Always needing to know every little detail. ;)
I thought about doing a video covering 'The stuff', 'The Blob', and 'The Thing'. Or something like that, but yeah it is on my radar to cover in the future
I could definitely see the arguments for a few other films, but I did the math for all of them. And this one came out as the Worst Rated for horror films that had a big enough budget to actually get reviews on the main 6 reviews sites. But it could have changed since I made this video with some of the movies that have come out since. 😂
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No gunfire or screaming here either. I forgot how much of a 90's made-for-tv movie this looks like.
Which is sad considering how much they spent on this movie. (Just over 100 million in today's money)
@@PolterGibbstdude I would have loved to hear you try and sum up the movie at the end, I wish you left that part in lol.
@@PolterGibbst Bro, i cant watch this video... at 12:31, your audio is about 1.5 seconds ahead of your video..
@@c64116 😂 I'll be honest me either. Learned a lot since then, and it's honestly thanks to a lot of comments like this. Pointing out what can be better so I know what I need to work on.
i was like "wow this movie is terrible holy shit, how does something like this happen?"
>"directed by Uwe Boll"
ohhhhh that makes sense
😂 yeah, best director ever...
Yeah... 'that guy'. I'm still reeling over the silver painted wooden swords in Bloodrayne 😹
My favorite review of this movie when it came out was someone who wrote: "at no point in the movie was anyone alone in the dark"
It's always fun to see younger people than me find out about Uwe Boll. Having grown up in the 1990s-2000s, I was witness to his brand of madness firsthand. Especially when you find out that he challenged a bunch of his online critics to a boxing match. xD
I, too, survived the Nostalgia Critic era of the internet 😂
While his movies are complete garbage, one has to respect the man for not giving a damn and standing up to his critics. And for so blatantly exploiting a legal loophole to make that trash.
And it seems like he did some pretty good documentaries after the loophole was closed. So he clearly isn't inept, just dedicated.
Out of all the reviewers out there, you are my favourite one. Thank god the algorithm put your channel on my screen.
Let's Go! Glad the channel found you
I second this first time seeing your channel from your 1408 vid and I'm going to go through all your recaps today
Awesome! Got more on the way!
People forget that this movie is actually an adaptation of a Video Game
a good video game the reason i wanted to see this movie but after this movie and the next video game alone in the dark is a dead franchise
Lol so it’s more info for us old timer gamers
the game didnt make much sense either
It’s also a Uwe Boll film😂
Not only a video game but the game that is considered the first 3D Survival Horror game and the inspiration for Resident Evil.
No it makes sense why Slater's character has the worm thing. The doctor at the beginning during the flashback to the orphanage says he had been experimenting on the children.
Big pet peeve of mine too when writers use the word "electrocuted". I'm a safety rep at a large warehouse. Getting my OSHA 30, AED/CPR, Basic First Aid, and BBP training ruined a lot of movies for me, haha! On the other hand, it helped me with my own writing. Suspension of disbelief runs on a tiered system where I can nod along as horrible CGI monsters that look like they belong in the movie "Food Fight" flail at a main character who isn't even looking in the right direction, but then sit up and point at the screen when they use incorrect medical terminology or quote a medical myth as truth.
I remember when this movie and the videogame it was based on came out.
Movie adaptations of videogames were a very new concept in those days. In fact, I can't think of any that came before this.
I feel bad for Slater because he was a good actor (in his own niche) and must have thought "wow, a movie based on a videogame sounds cool."
Now with hindsight we know movie adaptations of videogames rarely succeed, if ever.
Guess the one good thing I got out of this movie and video was finding out about the release of the newest game. Actually looks really good and has David Harbour.
All I really know is this video was still hardest for me to make. Hard to talk about something you don't care about.
Try watching the 1982 "The Thing," followed immediately by the 2011 movie that's supposed to be a prequel to it.
Banger suggestion, I second this!
What do you expect from a Uwe Boll video game adaptation. It's because of these adaptations why he pretty much got bullied out of the business by fans of the games.
The only good thing to come of renting this as a kid was the In Flames music video on the DVD
I'm surprised you don't have more subs, keep making videos explaining movies and you won't have to be an electrician and worry about getting electrocuted anymore
That's the plan. I figure around 25 to 30 good videos like this will put me in a completely different place all together.
This year I've experimented and figured out what I want to do plus what people want to see. Now been working on my editing. Next year going to be crazy for sure
I wish you the best of luck bro
I think you've got a good thing going....I laughed all the way through this...your sarcasm is epic and I love it. Keep it up. I'm trying to remember some bad movies I've seen for suggestion. But you're great!❤🎉😂
If you have a moment in your story wherein the main character knows/accomplishes something and, when you're asked why, the only answer you can give is "because they're the main character", you need a few more drafts.
Discount Rupert Grint is Brendon Fletcher. Look for him. He is honestly a really great actor. Unfortunately the majority of roles he gets are in crap movies. If you see him show up, like in Freddy vs Jason, watch him. He's the best actor by far besides Robert Englund. Even Robert praised him in the commentary track. I owned the DVD. His episode in the show Supernatural is one of the better ones too, because he's fantastic in it. The guy always gives a good performance. If I were to make a movie he'd be one of the first I'd call. I last saw Brendon in Violent Night as one of the henchmen so he's still working, and he was still good in that movie.
Nice. I think I briefly looked at his IMDB page before this video.
Hopefully he can keep it up and start doing more work on some bigger movies.
Seems like this one here would have been a big deal for him to be in at the start, but of course we ended up with not just bad but the worst rated big budget horror movie ever made.
@@PolterGibbst If it's Uwe Boll, I'm not surprised, I actually saw this movie, but I forgot I saw it. Just found your channel btw, I'll keep watch for your vids.
All I needed to hear to be convinced was that it was directed by Uwe Boll. That clown has ruined every single property he's touched.
31:05 The "barking" is a "vent crawl" video game noise. Might even be from the game itself
Haven't seen the movie but when you played the metal music portion thing I was thinking this sounded awesome so I looked up the movie OST and holy crap that lineup is so stacked with so many great bands and iconic songs!
😂 any reviews that were positive always mentioned the soundtrack. If only the movie was as good.
You adding to the text had me rolling. I subbed for that 👍
I've done this in a couple videos and I believe you are the first to actually say something about it. 😂
I remember me and my mom went to see this when I was much younger…. I still thought it was ass🤷🏾♂️🤣 even with my underdeveloped child mind😂
😂. Everyone I've mentioned this movie to either hasn't heard of it or barely remembers it but still knew it was awful.
@@PolterGibbst I actually didn’t remember that I’ve seen it until the part where we first see one of the “zeros”. It all came flooding back to me at that moment. I guess I had suppressed the memory of this crap movie🤣
😂 my bad for bringing it to the surface. But now it can be forgotten completely.
Rolling him into a barrel of dead fish took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 this movie would have been a lot better if they just went with the goofiness of it all. Could of had him say something like 'now you'll be sleeping with the fishes'. But of course they didn't do any of that
I couldn't believe how badly this was written. It's definitely deserves a "worst of" award.
@19:56 ..."metal music video with guns"...
That sums up my childhood so well.
Bless you. ;)
After slowly looking at the explanation I know this is going to be a weird movie
Oh yeah it's something alright. Figured I might as well put it put there since I just finished the edit at 3am. Now I can sleep in peace... for a couple hours anyway
@@PolterGibbstlol
@@PolterGibbsttbh I might pull a all nighter I don’t think I can sleep tonight me and horror don’t mix well
6:21 (no gunfire or screaming here either) LOL
Best captions ever. I love ya man. Your the best.
Edit: Hopefully the next game will be better. Watched a good bit of in-game demo footage, I think it's being created around Lovecraft ideas, and I'm ok with that. Compared to whatever nonsense this movie was, it's got to better. I think it may even possibly have something to do with a certain "tall, dark, swarthy man". Who knows. Should make for a dang good horror game anyhow.
Just found your videos today. LOVE your channel man. Thankful for you & your mind
Awesome. Glad you found the channel.
This is bizarre. Was Boll being a troll?
shout out to the oldies who remember the channel awesome review. Anyway, been binging your stuff. It's all great and I'm definitely following.
Its sad because the video game was absolutely horrifying to a the 6 year old kid I was in 1994 when I first played it. The demo made me cry... I finally got over my fears by playing Alone In the Dark... and I also fell in love with 12 gauge shotguns... Ive never felt unsafe since my first mossberg.
I know the remake just came out like a month ago after a couple delays and it looks amazing. Definitely on my list to play in the future.
But I still don't know what in the world happened here. 😂
TH-cam recommended me your channel and I subscribed after watching your Possum video. I truly enjoyed this video of Alone In The Dark too and I never laughed so much; I really love your witty comments. I greatly appreciate you watching and explaining this "horror" movie so that we don't have to waste a precious hour of our time.
I'm glad, because this was definitely the hardest video I've made. Trying to figure out how to talk about a movie that you would never recommend is very challenging.
But I guess it al worked out, but this movie was so bad I have avoided covering movies I don't just love. 😂
Also glad you subbed, video I'm working on now is about Shutter Island. Definitely will be my favorite by the end. (Possum has been my favorite so far)
Uwe Boll, the Steven Seagal of film makers.
Several dumbs things:
1. Security Guard seems to know Abkani culture
2. "Zeros" coming out in the day even though we have seen them HATE sunlight earlier
3. Hudgon's somehow "caught" a "Zero" with no explanation
4. Hudgons seemed to inject "Zero" juice into him and randomly gives him "powers" but, a simple knife to the chest does him in?
I could go on and on. lol
It's Uwe Boll on his run of exploiting a tax loophole, during an era when movie licenses based on video games were incredibly cheap, using a video game license from a franchise that was already on it's way out. It's bad on purpose, but not in the ironic mockbuster way.
As background:
For a while Germany subsidised local movie productions, no matter if they're financially successful. It was about incentivising domestic movie production. And Uwe Boll made bad movies for the sole purpose of exploiting these subsidies.
Before the financial success of the Resident Evil movies, movies based on video games were complete financial losses. Things changed by now.
Alone In The Dark had a couple pretty good survival horror games in the 90s, but the 4th game in 2001 was pretty much a trainwreck. So it was an exceptionally cheap game license when the movie was made.
If there isnt at least one random, out of place, thundering "Jed..... STOOONNNEEEE" in this movie, I'm going to riot.
Can we talk about that drop on the MC though?
Like it is pure 90s.
Jeans, "A-shirt"(yeah, it's called something else but heh), and "trenchcoat". ;)
From your analysis of The Thing to this movie, I gotta sub to you! ❤🎉
I did not follow any of that but enjoyed listening.
I'm glad because I still don't have any idea what this movie was trying to do. 😅
Directed by Uwe Boll. 'Nuff said.
My friends and I actually saw this when it opened in theatres. The friend that talked us into it fell asleep during and then we ridiculed him mercilessly for the next 4 years. He doesn't talk to us anymore.
David Harbour is great, but Jodie Comer is the real talent in the new game.
Thank you for that little electrocution bit my old boss used to correct me by telling me something like that
I remember this movie as a kid and the only thing I really liked about it that I actually still remember is the metal music only because it was a band that I just discovered right before. And I even think they have a music video with scenes from this movie in their music video.
Doesn't this movie have the line "Being afraid of the dark is what keeps most of us alive" bawler line that I will always remember.
When you use bawler instead of baller it changes the meaning in a hilarious way lol
First thought, "Of course Tara Reid is in this movie." Second thought, "So THIS was Frost's life before he became a vampire and killed Wesley Snipes' mom." 😂
I'm so glad I never decided to waste my time, and possibly push myself to the very edge of self harm, with this movie.
I dunno if it’s the worst movie. I did see a movie called Sharkenstein. Actually, I really enjoyed it.
I guess worst Big Budget horror movie is more accurate.
Did I find blue collar chris james ? Great video !
🤣 I'll take it. Even though this was the hardest video I've made. Much easier to cover films I actually enjoy.
@@PolterGibbst im addicted to all you're takes theyre so good shutter island and the thing absolutel masterpieces!!
@@virtualfungus8711 thank you. I'm working on a couple more new videos now. Hoping to have one done in the next couple weeks and fingers crossed on a Halloween/50k special. But we will see if I can make it or not.
@PolterGibbst in the mean time I'll catch up on all the other vids I havent seen !
Will you watch Soul Survivors and try to figure that out for me? The one with Eliza Dushku? There's one disturbing scene in the beginning, I'm sorry.
I remember seeing this in the theater and wondering why the fuck they didn’t just adapt the game. I lost all hope when Tara Reid showed up and she wasn’t Emily. Uwe Boll should be tried at The Hague for his crimes against cinema.
That's a tall claim when Spookies (1986) exists.
Gotta say Blade Trinity and Underworld did the whole "sunlight bullets" thing much better lol
Crazy Taxi 2 be like 2:25
i wanted to see this movie when i was young because i was playing alone in the dark a new nightmare game and i loved the game alone in the dark was a good franchise but than the F over this move and the next game now its dead
Makes sense the games do look good, but from what I've read I couldn't figure out how they would be connected. And I can see how this bad of a movie would lead to the end of the franchise.
But hopefully the new release will spark new interest in the series after all these years. It looks like it will be amazing if they ever put it out.
lol man… I’ve watched 1 video from you and been binging ever since you got jokes and. Your outbursts are killing me.. that caption shit had me
Hudgens strangling and killing Fischer... The worst character strangling and killing the best character. Well, that pretty well encapsulates everything anyone needs to know, right? lol
So many times there was a little drip of something promising, some little bit that *could* have turned the movie around (like the whole stars aligning and pointing to a location, or whatever?) that gets forgotten and shoved aside by more and more pointless, or downright harmful to the overall, scenes and other drivel. The best things, constantly being strangled and killed off by the worst (which is too numerous).
All hail the Slayer of Franchise Movie Adaptations: Uwe Boll!
The man is a flawless artiste at grabbing awesome things and ripping them apart... I would say to atoms, but atoms have far too much potential in comparison to his work.
The only thing I can understand in the movie is the first bullet probably ricochet into a random wall
It can't have anything on Manos: The Hands of Fate.
Manos, funny stuff. Like yes it is laughably bad but it was also made on a tiny budget by like 1 guy with a dream.
This on the other hand (of fate 😅) is not laughable in anyway. Also had a huge budget with great talent behind it, and yet when you do the math across the 6 major review sites this is still rated worst than Manos.
Which I figure is kind of like The Room, yes it is bad but people love to watch because of that so the ratings go higher. Nobody is doing that with this. (I'll have to make a video on Manos now 😂.)
I will defend the "am I being followed" scene. It is the only thing in the film that is good. It is SHOWING that Carnby feels followed. The only thing done right.
This movie makes absolutely zero sense because of the _________.
A) Writer
B) Director
C) Producer
D) Studio interference
When Tara Reid is in a movie, you can pretty much expect it won't be good. Comedic, maybe, but not good.
Haven't watched this film... but it gives me the feeling of someone having a mary-sue character, ignored every other character because they couldn't have more personality than the lead... oh and plot? What plot? 😂
Watch Owe Boll’s Rampage. His only good movie. I know it’s not perfect but the actor Brendan Fletcher really sells it and it’s one of the few movies that lets you see inside the mind of some of the worst people society produces.
11:15 how schools think you should deal with school shooters
Reminded me of a thing from coast guard Alaska when a guy got a fishhook in his eye and had to get a medevac somehow he made a full recovery 4:06
I actually enjoyed the premise of this move and would have like to seen more from this universe. I think that way I would love to see a move adaptation of the comic The Darkness done as well. I didn't like AITD 2 I would prefer to watch Julian Sands Warlock instead of that train wreak.
U should do "insidious" ... i can imagine it would be fun .."watching it with u" :)
Most people call being shocked electrocuted
9:08 the amount of times you say actuawwy in your videos is hilarious
Not gonna lie, I literally can't hear it. 😂
I've listened to all of my videos so may times when editing and I guess it just sounds normal that I don't notice.
Guess it's good I'm consistent though. 🤣
@PolterGibbst lol I started linking all the times you did it but when I hit like 7 I was like this is way too much lol in this video it's pretty much every time you say actually and others it's maybe once or twice
We had a bootleg version that pretty much became background noise
@4:30 Roughly, the name i believe it is, is Ailean or something of the sort, the pronunciation should be like "EYE-LEAN" i knew someone with the name way back when.
I apologize for the awful visual effects. We were young and still learning about CGI when we worked on this film.
soundtrack is one of the most metal albums ever, which is strange given this movie is hot, hot, hot ass
😂 that's true. The only positive reviews I saw on it always brought up the soundtrack
I regret that I paid actual money to see this in theaters...I was young and didn't know any better...
....there is a lawnmower in the middle of the sidewalk.
The only gunfire and screaming comes after the movie.
Did any one else laugh just from hearing him say " and then we have tara teid at a museum"?
Terrible movie - great soundtrack.
"Marco!"
(My brother and I in the theater) "polo!"
The way you edited the beginning text at 00:40 is brilliant 😆
Currently playing Fnaf security breach but this is gonna be more fun it’s 1:00 AM but I don’t care I need to watch this
You're a hoot! Thank you.
😂 thank you.
Thought wouldn’t the zero’s die at night because the moon reflects sunlight
I wish, but fish did say Sunlight in large doses... which I would assume that means just being outside in the daytime but...
@@PolterGibbst But the sun bullet kills them in 4 shots so Hours of moonlight should do it
😂 true. I guess that's why they are underground
@@PolterGibbst btw look at the comment with time stamp 7:13 ok I noticed somthing intresting
@@PolterGibbst yea lol
Oof. Thank you for the sacrifice you made wasting any critical thinking over this mess.
Figured someone needed to take the fall so no one else would. 😂
You think it’s crazier that they were able to get Ed Anders than Christian Slater???
Gore-Met Zombie Chef from Hell.
@4:45 Like you can "hate" on this chap but there are over sharers everywhere.
I blame parents.
You know the type, overbearing and inquisitive.
Always needing to know every little detail. ;)
WAIT THIS WAS BIG BUDGET DAMN THIS SUCKS
Should have gotten Nic Cage to be Slater. Every movie is improved by having Nic Cage. 🤣
🤣 this is such a good idea.
The paranoia is me rn I am playing a horror game alone with the light on but still scared 5:05
The first and only time ive ever left a theater during a movie. Holy christ this sucked.
Please, please cover the stuff (1985) ahahaha
I thought about doing a video covering 'The stuff', 'The Blob', and 'The Thing'.
Or something like that, but yeah it is on my radar to cover in the future
Look again they killed 1 or 2 at the first assault near the tire barriers
Oh dear lord you watched this 8 times? If you think this is bad don't watch the sequel starring Rick Yune as Christian Slater's character
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This movie is awful, but I'd make the argument that _Bloodrayne_ and _House of the Dead_ are worse.
I could definitely see the arguments for a few other films, but I did the math for all of them. And this one came out as the Worst Rated for horror films that had a big enough budget to actually get reviews on the main 6 reviews sites.
But it could have changed since I made this video with some of the movies that have come out since. 😂
@@PolterGibbstto be fair, my statement is based on personal preference and experience. Not based on other people's reviews.
@@cjkalandek996 that's why I wanted to clarify. Because I'm sure there are other movies out there that I would say are much worse.
Alone in the Dark: It Doesn't Matter.
My guy knows his stuff slater don’t tho 14:30
Can’t lie this movie is one of my guilty pleasures it’s so bad it’s good😭 like ghost of mars
Tera Reid being in anything other than American pie is a red flag
For a shit movie
Photon accelerated illuminescent resin would mean resin that lights up and upshifts the photons based upon the refractory index decreasing with time... So it should glow different colors, mostly reds and infrared if we're using upshift correctly here, based upon how the light leaves the resin... Still makes no fucking sense in context because it's still just glowing resin.... but that's at least what the words mean in that order😅🤣🤣
You have to play the game to get the movie.
Really? I sure hope so, you think the remake will make this make more sense or just the original?
@@PolterGibbst I just remember watching it after I played the first game and it covers more of the lore, I didn't know that they were remaking it.
@troesler81 that's good to know. The remake looks good, got David Harbour as the MC
12:08 so if I ask the FBI nicely will they tell me if they killed JFK
Edit instructions unclear I am now in a FBI blacksite