Ronnie Barker - Mispronunciation Sketch

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  • Great monologue from Ronnie Barker. Watch for the song at the end.
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  • @garfield2279
    @garfield2279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Loved watching the two Runnies, brings back many hippy mammories.

    • @almishti
      @almishti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Aye, it furls me with nasty algae a swell!

    • @danielriley7380
      @danielriley7380 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I she hoot you did and I implode 😂👏

    • @Stormlucy111
      @Stormlucy111 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂

    • @rockydavis94
      @rockydavis94 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Imogene him trying to rehorse a few leens from a ply of Shakespee like Humlat. “Alas sore Doric. I mew him, Hellatio.” Or “So fowl and far a day I have nit soon,” from Macboth

    • @joncox9098
      @joncox9098 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Brilliant 👍🤣

  • @leopold7562
    @leopold7562 8 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    It still amazes me that Ronnie Barker could think up ideas as silly as this, write a sketch that is just long enough to fit everything in, and then perform it without missing a beat AND staying dead-pan throughout. A true comedy genius.

    • @daremba
      @daremba 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You'll find a lot of the Monty Pythons as writers of the show including John Cleese, Eric idle and Terry Jones :)

    • @musamor75
      @musamor75 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      leopold A true comedy genius he was, and there will never be another. Absolutely word-perfect. How we miss him. RIP

    • @notanumber1311
      @notanumber1311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      leopold I stink you mean Rodney Barcode, a blue come and die penis. Dong will he be remaindered and leather thong rotten.

    • @bradsmckay
      @bradsmckay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Terry Gilliam is the only python not to have a writing credit

    • @commentfreely5443
      @commentfreely5443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you don't need the right worms

  • @TheAmericanDane
    @TheAmericanDane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Taking all of his work into account, Ronnie Barker is in a class of his own. The best comedian Britain ever produced, in my opinion.

    • @johnsmith-rs2vk
      @johnsmith-rs2vk ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even facing up to Grouty in porridge .

    • @janetmckinnon7061
      @janetmckinnon7061 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      His witty wordplay was matchless and smutfree unlike most of today's so-called comics. Stand-up couldn't stand up to this!😅

    • @paulmichaelfreedman8334
      @paulmichaelfreedman8334 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@johnsmith-rs2vk And he was open all hours, too.

  • @rolytnz
    @rolytnz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    How the hell does he keep a straight face and deliver that without missing a beat for 4 mins. He was a comedic mastermind.

    • @crazysoupforever
      @crazysoupforever 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I agree. As a kid I loved it. It is only as an adult that I fully appreciate his genius.

    • @fifiwoof1969
      @fifiwoof1969 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Many, many, many years of practice!
      Single take with a straight face - good luck finding such talent now!

  • @AndyP26Sept
    @AndyP26Sept 12 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Absolute bloody genius! Sir Laurence Olivier once said that Ronnie Barker was his favourite actor (full stop, not 'comedy' actor). The guy was the best...

  • @ceeocknose3295
    @ceeocknose3295 12 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    To all non-native speakers who understood even a quarter of this: you, sir or madam, are a god(ess) of language learning. Give yourself a gold star.

    • @danieljones7843
      @danieljones7843 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There’s only a few things I’m not sure about like what was the proper song that he interpreted as “go rest your belly gentlemen, let nothing rude display.”
      I’ve lived in Australia my whole life along with my mother’s side but my dad’s side are from Droylsden Manchester so naturally I’ve been brought up watching shows like porridge, open all hours and of course listening to the goon show on long trips.

    • @josephsmith2361
      @josephsmith2361 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@danieljones7843"God Rest Ye/You Merry, Gentlemen"

    • @blueheaven4838
      @blueheaven4838 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Was Good King Wenslers song popular then

    • @alasdairblack393
      @alasdairblack393 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It’s all about context. Sadly the quality of spoken English has deteriorated since this was recorded as is even less intelligible.

    • @MalevEvans-dw3do
      @MalevEvans-dw3do หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well just console yourself by singing the national anthem. It is on the video

  • @leicestergirl63
    @leicestergirl63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Utter genius. He and Ronnie Corbett can never be matched. Also, my mum always said a good comedian never laughs at their own jokes, and Ronnie's unbelievably straight face throughout this hilarious sketch proves that point.

    • @thomasrussell4674
      @thomasrussell4674 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yet Corbett laughed at their own material all the time and it was somehow still adorable and hilarious!

  • @janderson2709
    @janderson2709 8 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    A true heinous of comedy. He will be sorely pissed!

    • @simonsmith2779
      @simonsmith2779 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +Jacob Anderson Along with Connie Rorbett!

    • @cameronyoungcg9270
      @cameronyoungcg9270 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hope you meant missed.

    • @simonsmith2779
      @simonsmith2779 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Camerons Gaming it's called a joke.

    • @peterfluck5636
      @peterfluck5636 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob Anderson My. My vmvm m. .

    • @dmf1301
      @dmf1301 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jacob, you rule... and I'm sure either or both of them would be proud of you too! ;)

  • @rockabyebaby6111
    @rockabyebaby6111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Only the British can make me split my sides laughing while they are sat at a desk without any visual comedy, or facial expressions, I admit I can't keep up with Ronnie all of the time, but what I catch is absolutely hilarious.. wish he was still with us .. RIP Ronnie...

  • @TSIRKLAND
    @TSIRKLAND ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Spoonerisms, Malapropisms, rhymes, alliteratives, homophones, puns, and so many more types of mis-speaking all in one extraordinarily well-written and well-delivered, single take.
    Beautiful.

    • @thedolphin5428
      @thedolphin5428 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      My friend, please ....
      It's not "mis-speaking" its dispronounciation.

    • @lenicularbensonic4752
      @lenicularbensonic4752 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Pispronunciation

    • @Dusk.EighthLegion
      @Dusk.EighthLegion 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      When I was a teenager, I have no idea why, but I would come out with the occasional spoonerism, and no matter how many times it happened, it was always hilarious. Trying to to explain who sang "Thriller" and saying Jichael Mackson will always be a very funny memory for me.

    • @Axys_0_Rex
      @Axys_0_Rex 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@lenicularbensonic4752whispernancynation is a nun fart you nut con sequence of having a linguage lie kinglitch. When so meanie works sand seminar, it's gonorrhea leaf a cup a few thongs.

    • @tammygross144
      @tammygross144 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@Dusk.EighthLegion I once told what became a long story, wondering why my family was so captivated, about a problem my dad had that affected his retina. Turns out I kept saying rectum, & they were just waiting for me to hear my own dumb word misappropriation.

  • @OriginUnknown2
    @OriginUnknown2 13 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I'm 14 and The Two Ronnies is in my opinion one of the all time greatest comedy shows :D
    Ronnie Barker (Genius) R.I.P

    • @MikeeyyP95
      @MikeeyyP95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How does it feel being 23 dick bag?

    • @jamiegray6931
      @jamiegray6931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MikeeyyP95 such an unnecessary comment, ha ha! I love it!

    • @MikeeyyP95
      @MikeeyyP95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jamiegray6931 I have hope that maybe one day, Dick Bag will return to this video and will acknowledge my comment!

    • @The-Wordsmith
      @The-Wordsmith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MikeeyyP95 Where do I sign the petition to make this happen? :-)

    • @ShaunieDale
      @ShaunieDale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’ve just arrived from ten years in the future to say I’m glad that the younger generation also like his humour.

  • @franceskronenwett3539
    @franceskronenwett3539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Ronnie Barker was not only the greatest comedian there ever was but he was also a genius.

  • @L2766W
    @L2766W 13 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I grew up watching the Two Ronnies and other BBC shows and they are still as funny today as they were back then. Both Barker and Corbett are great on their own but are WONDERFUL together. Sketch comedy is a lost art and they were masters of it!

  • @mediocreman6323
    @mediocreman6323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    This shows how amazing the human brain really is, because we are actually able to _understand_ this, a computer system would be hopelessly out of its league.

    • @bobdownes162
      @bobdownes162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This kind of talking is known as Malapropisms.
      Taken from character in a Charles Dickens novel, known as Mrs Malaprop,
      The tem can be found in an English Dictionary.

    • @sophiemilton5939
      @sophiemilton5939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bobdownes162 Not exactly the same, but a true, real-life example -
      Ringo Starr, the Beatles drummer was noted for saying things in a similar vein and their first film got it's title from one. Ringo said "It's been a hard days night." The song came later, written overnight when the director realised that they had a great film title but no theme song

    • @josilvester9159
      @josilvester9159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Bob Downes, it wasn't Dickens. It was from a play called 'The Rivals' by Sheridan.

    • @G6JPG
      @G6JPG 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@bobdownes162 It's not just malapropisms, there are spoonerisms, and other wordplay.

    • @bobdownes162
      @bobdownes162 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm sure there was acharacter by the name of Mrs Malaprop in a Dickens novel.@@josilvester9159

  • @paulfletcher9684
    @paulfletcher9684 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    4 minutes and not a smirk or missed word, superb

    • @richardcavell
      @richardcavell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I once saw some bloopers of this sketch, showing that it took him a few goes.

    • @VineFynn
      @VineFynn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He had to repeat himself halfway through.

    • @declanhampson1098
      @declanhampson1098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was great at keeping a straight face, it was Corbett who sometimes struggled to hold it together, like in the rude party guest sketch, where Corbett starts to lose it but Barker improvised and helps keep it under control.

    • @GrahameGould
      @GrahameGould 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      One mistake. He has too starts at "What we need now ..."
      Sometime around or before 2:00

    • @asterix811
      @asterix811 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How would you know if he missed a word?

  • @ladyofthewilds
    @ladyofthewilds 13 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Rest in peace Ronnie Barker, you were and are still one of the greatest comdians of all time.

  • @27Bluebottle
    @27Bluebottle 13 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This man had raised Deadpan to an art form. Sheer brilliance!

  • @AbdulKuddus-rm4pd
    @AbdulKuddus-rm4pd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The national anthem at the end completely smashed it. RIP comic genius.

  • @stephenstokes8318
    @stephenstokes8318 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ronnie Barker was a master of the English language

  • @kimvibk9242
    @kimvibk9242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    'Dics and booktionaries' - that one had me in stitches!

    • @gordontaylor5373
      @gordontaylor5373 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know - I laughed until I went dizzy. So, so funny!

  • @nunuloki
    @nunuloki 9 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    The fact that he manages to keep such a straight face makes it even funnier.

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The two Ronnie's used to slip up in the ending of the show in their news reel, but this was done on purpose. Those "stories" and headlines were handed to them at the last minute, and the camera purposely landed on either of them as the other finished, meaning one Ronnie would be still laughing at the other's joke when it was his turn to talk. They didn't get much of a chance to look over those scripts before they spoke them, so everything so "natural" in this case.

    • @geoffreyjonathanwilson5826
      @geoffreyjonathanwilson5826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree!

    • @geoffreyjonathanwilson5826
      @geoffreyjonathanwilson5826 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree!

    • @paulmichaelfreedman8334
      @paulmichaelfreedman8334 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@AngelEmfrbl Ronnie C: "And it's goodnight from me"
      Ronnie B: "And it's goodnight from him."
      B+C "Goodnight!"

  • @mattinfullvision9598
    @mattinfullvision9598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Think you very much for uplifting this to Yourtube. Ronnie accurately described the pebbles we face on a daily bosis when we can't say worms currently

  • @Chris22967
    @Chris22967 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Ronnie Barker was, and still is in my opinion the most natural wordsmith and King of spoonerisms.

  • @superbracey
    @superbracey 11 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm always fuddling my mucking words up too.

    • @MegaTaylor12345
      @MegaTaylor12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I too am always puddling my worms which cause plumbers with my fryers

  • @madabbafan
    @madabbafan 14 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    no one could deliberately mangle the language quite like Ronnie B. This is one of my favorite monologues he did.

  • @MrObiwan1
    @MrObiwan1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Hands down my favourite comedian. Brings back great memories !!

  • @michaelacoulthard
    @michaelacoulthard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can't take Ronnie Barker seriously any more... I didn't understand it at first, but now I find this sketch absolutely hilarious. Not only that, but I'm in stitches, because of Ronnie.... RIP Messr Barker.

  • @keeperofthecheese
    @keeperofthecheese 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Mrs Hairy whitemouse"
    LOST IT

    • @G6JPG
      @G6JPG 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      A contemporary of the singer, Hairy Mopkin.

  • @SwoonMotionography
    @SwoonMotionography 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    A wordsmith true and simple, total legendary. how he did those skits without even a smile every now and then is beyond me.

  • @foleystephen
    @foleystephen 13 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The last time I cried when a celebrity died.
    A comic genius who is missed by us all

  • @Richcelt
    @Richcelt 13 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Good afternuts. How nice to squeeze you." LOL I've got to use that some day.

  • @martinjasper7650
    @martinjasper7650 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    They were fabolous - The Two Ronnies, so many amazing sketches...

  • @SirFailsalot91
    @SirFailsalot91 14 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Good King Wenslas arse stuck out" I'm singing that in December! XD

    • @7MatthewJames
      @7MatthewJames ปีที่แล้ว

      And his feet were steaming

  • @magillanz
    @magillanz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    the story goes that these were always recorded in one take, Ronnie Barker was such a pro he had it down pat before filming.

  • @wezzmusic
    @wezzmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A masterclass in understated British humour. Something our American cousins couldn't match. Fabulous.

    • @1515327E
      @1515327E ปีที่แล้ว

      Please don’t say things like that. Abbot & Costello’s Who’s on First and Tim Conway in anything he did were amazingly funny, and it makes us out to be somehow superior, which is unnecessarily unjustified.

  • @debbaz7476
    @debbaz7476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What a fantastic man, many a laugh watching the two Ronnie’s with my dad. RIP a true comedy genius

  • @MrThelegodudes
    @MrThelegodudes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    When autocorrect strikes

    • @waltdefucq6106
      @waltdefucq6106 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's part of it :D but I think the jokes here are of three kinds: a) the use of the wrong (but a real) word, that sounds funny in the context; b) the use of a nonsense word, ditto; c) spoonerisms.

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Spoonerisms are funny, but almost only when they result in a).

    • @robertwright7937
      @robertwright7937 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      With a vengeance.😄

  • @Alan_Mac
    @Alan_Mac 7 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Most 'non Brits' think we do sarcasm best. The truth is that British humour excels when we do dead-pan. This is a rarity elsewhere.

    • @TheNulligravida
      @TheNulligravida 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The Poms do witty satire. It's the Yanks who do sarcasm dressed up as wit.

    • @tradewins
      @tradewins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not that rare. The Russians excel at deadpan.

    • @rivergladesgardenrailroad8834
      @rivergladesgardenrailroad8834 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely

    • @rivergladesgardenrailroad8834
      @rivergladesgardenrailroad8834 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tradewins oh

    • @Bellesabout
      @Bellesabout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would love to debate this issue at length but my baby is in the bath and I don't want the water to overflow.

  • @Mezame9
    @Mezame9 10 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Good King Wesless arse stuck out." ROFL!

  • @cemalyurtseven8344
    @cemalyurtseven8344 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ronnie barker is the man! I’ve watched every episode of open all hours nearly dozens of times each and still do, and it never gets old.

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Literally from the first sentence you already know it'll be a Barker classic lol. He's just incredible at this sort of wordplay and complex line memorization

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Superb. Ronnie Barker at his best. Done in one take too. Absolute genius. He made it look easy.

  • @fifiwoof1969
    @fifiwoof1969 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A single take with a straight face. MASTERFUL performance by Ronnie Barker.

  • @simonsmith2779
    @simonsmith2779 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    How the fwuzzle did he just dead pan that? I was piddling myself within seconds!

  • @geraldryan8562
    @geraldryan8562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I laughed so much my sides split, God bless him, what a genius of this world and the next😊😘

  • @ThreeandAHalfMenBand
    @ThreeandAHalfMenBand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never will we see comedy like this again. Truly amazing.

  • @astront917
    @astront917 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sather and fun,brother and thistle !
    Such a genius,
    I don't know whether to laugh cause its funny or cry because Ronnie's no longer here.
    Without doubt a superb comedy genius and a gentleman.
    Rest in peace Ronnie.

  • @geoffreyjonathanwilson5826
    @geoffreyjonathanwilson5826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What legends they are.
    Brilliant comedy from the Golden Age of British Television!!!

  • @LeeLimerick
    @LeeLimerick 12 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You have to admire this man's genius as much as the comedy. Legend! :)

  • @PalladiumTV
    @PalladiumTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Ronnie Barker comic genius

  • @gashousecreek
    @gashousecreek 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I miss you, Ronnie. Your wordplay is still both beautiful and hilarious. Thank you.

  • @elliothunter4224
    @elliothunter4224 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "To eat, drink and be messy" xD Christmas in a nutshell.

    • @mm170391
      @mm170391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he says drunk not drink

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even more accurate.

    • @elliothunter4224
      @elliothunter4224 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'll admit, he does say Drunk. All part of the fun :-).

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, if you eat drunk you'll probably be messy :D (*cough*Hasselhoff*cough*)

    • @janesgems7
      @janesgems7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or a nitshell

  • @misst.e.a.187
    @misst.e.a.187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Absolutely brilliant! You can't beat the Two Ronnies.

  • @Gideon235
    @Gideon235 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's the sort of circumstance where you say one thing but mean your mother.

  • @larjanus
    @larjanus 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The verbal dexterity of Ronnie B was his trademark...why isn't there a 'LOVE' button on these clips, 'like' just doesn't cut it!

  • @Insider_English
    @Insider_English 9 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    "Good evening. I’m squeaking to you tonight, once again, as the chairman for the Loyal Society for the Promention of Pismronunciation,
    a society formed to help people who can't say their worms correctly.
    I myself often use the wrong worms, and that is why I was erected charming of the society.
    Firstly, let me put you in the puncture regarding our mumblers.
    Now, peach and every plum of them have a dickyfelty in conversing with the people they meet in everyday loaf.
    Their murk waits at the fig tree or the orifice, or even in their own holes-min and wooves, sather and fun, brother and thistle-
    unable to commainicute. Now this can be an enormous bandy chap to our tremblers at all thyme, especially at bismuth thyme,
    because bismuth is a season of grease on earth, and pigs-will to all men,
    when the family all get together to eat, get drunk and be messy,
    gather round the fireside, cracking nits,
    smelling torahs and singing old pongs and barrel.
    How many of our rumblers lose out on these skinful pastimes.
    A very close fringe of mine, for instance, once went carol slinging with the local church queer.
    But instead of slinging "Good King Wenslas' arce stuck out,”
    -and his feet were steaming-
    and sang “Go rest your belly, gentlemen, Let nothing rude display,”
    which of course caused havoth amonk the queer and deeply uphended the nicker’s white-f.
    (That is just one instance of what my tremblers have to stiffer with a lipped upper-stuck.)
    What we need-what we need now is money to build clubs and calamity centres,
    where people don’t have to bover with the write worms;
    places where they can greet each other with a cheery “Good afternuts, how nice to squeeze you…”
    a place where they can play a game of ping-tennis or table-pong,
    scribble, or nuts and crutches.
    Many famous people are patrons of the society -er- priddlytricians like Widdley Whitelawn,
    Sir Geoffrey Whoo and Mr Dennis Holy.
    Also famous TV nose-bleeders like Reggie Boozencorps,
    Anthola Ripen and Anna Floored…
    and of course Mrs Hairy Whitemouse.
    Not to be confused with Mrs Woodlouse, the hob dangler.
    Among the aristocracy there is Lord Longfelt. There is the Duchess of Bedbug and Lord Monteboo Goolly.
    But patronage is not enough; remember the worms of Willi’n’ Shakes-piece, our great national po-face:
    “A horse, a house, my kingdom for a hearse.”
    And of course eventually he got all three. What we need is printed matter. Any sort of printer mutter, no mitter what sort.
    Send your magazines, nose-papers, dicts and booktionaries.
    Do it now! Bungle it up in pustules and post it to one of our mini branches dotted all over the Bottish Isles.
    Minchester, Hirminbang, Loverpill, and as far north as the Firth of Filth.
    We’re also busy setting up outposts foreign pants too-all over the glob.
    In fact, we have just opened a branch in Siam.
    And now, in confusion, I would like you to join me in singing the Siamese notional anthem to the tune of “God Save the Queer”
    (Posts phonetic Lyrics:)
    Oh what an arce I am! …
    Oh what an arce I am! …
    I am a tit
    Oh what a fool am I…
    Oh what a fool am I…
    Oh what a nut I am … Oh what a nit.
    * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

    • @beccastell6439
      @beccastell6439 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Share your English Good for you! Audio for the H of H! Not enough o that on this yere Toob!

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I believe it was "I am a twit" at the end. That's just what jumps out. The rest seems fine in general.

    • @BartitsuSociety
      @BartitsuSociety 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Owa tanit" - "oh, what a nit". "Nit", like "twit", is mid-20th century schoolboy slang for a silly person.

    • @Insider_English
      @Insider_English 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** yes-mispronounced

    • @DieFlabbergast
      @DieFlabbergast 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "pigs-will" = pig swill
      "arce" = arse or "ass" pronounced in an old-fashioned upper-class accent Edwardian

  • @tomd3098
    @tomd3098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Utterly brilliant. Being in my 20s the Two Ronnies were before my time but I so prefer their style and execution, in comparison to many of today's so-called "comedians". Thank you for sharing.

    • @manos3790
      @manos3790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you're in your 20's and appreciate Ronnie Barker's comedic genius, then you're obviously a fairly smart person yourself.

  • @britecho8353
    @britecho8353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A lot of comments here about the pure genius of this man. What you are seeing here is just a small sample of his work. Our friends overseas may not have seen him in some of his other great works such as Porridge and Open All Hours. The two characters he played in those series were very different, and very different from the character he is playing here.
    'Genius' is just too small a word to describe him. Have a look around TH-cam for some extracts from those series!

  • @crazysoupforever
    @crazysoupforever 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He was a master with words. His delivery was amazing. How did he manage to keep a straight face with all that laughter? Loved The Two Ronnies.

  • @lonmar0612
    @lonmar0612 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    that song at the end is absolutely classic. In fact this whole sketch it absolutely classic

  • @craigcampbell5590
    @craigcampbell5590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Genius in its purest form! God bless you Mr Barker. May queers of angles sing thee to your breast!

  • @nigozeroichi2501
    @nigozeroichi2501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    STILL have no clue how he kept a straight face, I remember watching this when I was a wee lad.

  • @markcaldwell2831
    @markcaldwell2831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Who needs Billy Connelly when you have the late great Ronnie Barker.

    • @paulmchugh8695
      @paulmchugh8695 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh please they both are the bollocks !

    • @DieFlabbergast
      @DieFlabbergast 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Billy Connelly? Who he? (as the man himself might say) Any relation to Billy Connolly, perhaps?

  • @mrpaulreay
    @mrpaulreay ปีที่แล้ว

    No idea how many times I’ve watched this but I’m creases every time. Best comedy wordsmith I heard. 4 candles wins poles for people who haven’t watched much barker imo this is much better.

  • @markajonestify
    @markajonestify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ronnie Barker was Great in the Comedy Porridge along with Richard Beckinsale David Jason played the elderly Prisoner Blanco.

  • @Over_Sky
    @Over_Sky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "But instead of slinging 'Good King Wenceles Arse Stuck Out... and His Feet Were Steaming' we sang 'Go Rest Your Belly, Gentlemen, Let Nothing Rude Display'" :D

  • @richardm.4997
    @richardm.4997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its these kinds of skits that make me love British comedy so much

  • @moeporcelli1993
    @moeporcelli1993 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Absolutely loved the Two Ronnies. RIP Ronnie Corbett.

  • @deepakpuri462
    @deepakpuri462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Both of them were absolutely brilliant and never giggled through it rip both of them

  • @2sick2care
    @2sick2care 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    First time I watched this was on the BBC in the mid 70's and it buckled me... I was 7! I've not seen it for 37 (!!!YIKES) years, was stoked to find it and it's still hilarious. He was a comic genius, his timing is impeccable, how's he keep a straight face?
    Wonder how many takes it took to get right??

  • @glensmillie5101
    @glensmillie5101 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Their brilliance was unheralded and has yet to be eclipsed, a national treasure they both are, instilling the world with a signature humour unrivalled, Bravo Gentlemen, Bravo!

  • @alaricbirkett4116
    @alaricbirkett4116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ronnie Barker did another sketch on the show about the Society of Pismronunciation which was just as hilarious. He mentioned the Prime Minister James Calor Gas and the Bleeder of the Opposition, Mrs Scratcher. Brilliant.

    • @gordontaylor5373
      @gordontaylor5373 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, he did. I would absolutely love to see that one again. It was so funny! It had me in absolute fits. Gammacrush1971, have you got that one?

  • @ikosh1
    @ikosh1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    goodafternuts, happy to squeeze you
    I take that back.. the anthem killed me...
    O wat an ass I am..

  • @johngray8249
    @johngray8249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They were brilliant, a great loss to comedy. I doubt there'll be an equal to them for years to come.👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @Inkyminkyzizwoz
    @Inkyminkyzizwoz 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Remember the words of William Shakespeace: 'A horse, a house, my Kingdom for a hearse!' And eventually he got all three."

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The master at work. Done in one take too. THAT is talent.

  • @fleageful
    @fleageful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He was a very funny man. The 2 Ronnies was a staple when I was growing up.

  • @elamae2
    @elamae2 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mum and I are sat here both laughing at this! Excellent clip! Love the Two Ronnies.

  • @ianmedium
    @ianmedium 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And I am so fortunate to have been born in the right one. You know. I was thinking the other day how happy I am that I was born in 1963. I have got to see so many wonderful things in my life. I would not have wanted to be born at any other time!

  • @Wherethehellarewegoing
    @Wherethehellarewegoing หลายเดือนก่อน

    These guys plays on words are unmatched!!! Genius

  • @anthonybg1000
    @anthonybg1000 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is pure genious and ronnie barker is a legend of comedy. R.I.P Ronnie.

  • @jshaers96
    @jshaers96 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love how people like to say 'oh, this was a golden age, when nobody used nasty rude words, and it was all good clean fun'. They are all pretty rude in their way, it is just that they go about it by another method. Comedians use single entendre today, whereas in the past it had to be double for very obvious reasons. Listen to Ramblin' Syd Rumpo on Round the Horne and it is some of the filthiest stuff you have ever heard.

    • @sanddancer1951
      @sanddancer1951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spot on. These days, it's all about politics and 'identity'. I doubt very much whether people will remember most of today's 'comedians' in ten, twenty, thirty or more years' time. But I bet they'll still be laughing at the likes of the Ronnies, Morecambe and WIse, Ken Dodd, Bob Monkhouse, Julian and Sandy and Ramblin' Syd

    • @craigdawson7564
      @craigdawson7564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If it wasn't for Kenneth Williams I wouldn't know what a cordwangle was!

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Necessity is the mother of invention.

  • @chegeny
    @chegeny 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Brilliant. I haven't seen this in donkeys. We all creased up watching this one.

  • @oludotunjohnshowemimo434
    @oludotunjohnshowemimo434 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ronnie Barker, what a comical genius he was, impeccable comic timing. He guaranteed to leave you crying with laughter..

  • @williamparke8868
    @williamparke8868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How I miss the two Ronnie's comedy still very funny 😂

  • @Th3LightCloud
    @Th3LightCloud 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dicks and booktionaries literally sent me off my chair with laughter... if I didn't have tears in my eyes for laughing so hard, I would just stare at it in disbelief, because this is either unparalleled genius, or an unimaginable amount of patiency, but probably both. Fantastic x 1000...

    • @gordontaylor5373
      @gordontaylor5373 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know - I laughed so much I felt dizzy for an hour!

  • @PLuMUK54
    @PLuMUK54 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Ronnie Barker, a min who is gropely pissed. Wrist in peas!

  • @BlessedBroHilton
    @BlessedBroHilton 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    A genius still missed in 2023

  • @garylyons6859
    @garylyons6859 9 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Went carol singing with the local church queer" I was laughing so hard tears were rolling down my face.

    • @Bellesabout
      @Bellesabout 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shh you're likely to upend the knickers wife!

    • @robinannaniaz9670
      @robinannaniaz9670 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      gary lyons
      DICKS AND BOOKTIONARIES! xD

    • @arguspanoptes9510
      @arguspanoptes9510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Carol SLINGING

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Carol Slinging" he said

    • @jamesbrice3267
      @jamesbrice3267 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AngelEmfrbl Quite an apt description given they're usually thrown with deadly force.

  • @ZER0--
    @ZER0-- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Barker's best comedy asset was his way with words. He also would write sketches into the BBC anonymously so as not to get a biased view of his material.

    • @Jabbatic
      @Jabbatic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eg: Gerald Wiley, just one of his pseudonyms!

  • @bassace2006
    @bassace2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    A genius of comedy, the likes of which will (doubtfully) never be seen again.

  • @silv3rback87
    @silv3rback87 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't know how I got here, but I am glad I did! This was truly entertaining.

  • @funkyfabulous6090
    @funkyfabulous6090 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    ''gather round the fireside, cracking nits'' XD

  • @ValkyrieDaisy95
    @ValkyrieDaisy95 10 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    "Good evening. I am the president of the Loyal Society for the Relief of Suffers from Pismronunciation, for the relief of people who can't say their worms correctly, or who use the wrong worms entirely, so that other people cannot underhand a bird they are spraying. It's just that you open your mouse, and the worms come turbling out in wuck a say that you dick not what you're thugging to be, and it's very distressing."
    I applaud you Ronnie, for remembering all that XD

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And thanks for writing it all :D

    • @ValkyrieDaisy95
      @ValkyrieDaisy95 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheUKNutter You are post jelcome. xD

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** Hahaha you are fery vunny! ;)

    • @ValkyrieDaisy95
      @ValkyrieDaisy95 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why Rankyou fery buch!

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha i hope we haven't dyslexic any offended with our remarks! Have you watched the video of Rindercella yet? It's Bucking Frilliant!

  • @essiebl
    @essiebl ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved both David and Ronnie in Open All Hours which is still available in Australia. If I ever need cheering up I load Ronnie’s mispronunciation sketch to give myself a giggle

  • @111chris222
    @111chris222 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hadn't seen this one before. Genius, it twisted my tongue just watching it. Great performer Ronnie Barker.

  • @mikewish19
    @mikewish19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Good afternuts how nice to squeeze you." LOL

    • @michaelacoulthard3851
      @michaelacoulthard3851 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably the best line in this sketch, Good gafternoon beveryody... Bonnie Rarker is a gomedy cenius.

  • @plmcneer
    @plmcneer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The last line is "Oh what a nit"

  • @jamesharvarduk
    @jamesharvarduk 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Astonishingly well crafted and brilliantly delivered. Knocks the 'ooh-look-at-me-I'm-so-controversial' comedians, well, into a hocked cat.

  • @gumbygreeneye3655
    @gumbygreeneye3655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No jump cuts here. Pure talent.