When I was in Austin one night, this was like bad in 09, they told me that my government ID wasn’t a valid form of identification and they had an explicit ban of Polo Boots. I barely liked going out anyway, that night killed it permanently.
He is apparently not from the south, they sell guns at Wal-Mart down here. All the pawn shops are gun stores. We have gun stores the size of target down here. 😂😂😂
The spirit of, "Who you think you're talking to?" is spot on!🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 no no nooooooo
😂😂 Facts!
"Trying on pistols"
😂😂😂
"doing all kinds of n****a stuff"
Thought i was the only one who caught that. 🤣🤣😂. Crowd missed it...He had me on that one😆
"I don't care if this is Macy's" had me RMFAO!!
took me out too lolol
Ranch in Macy's is wild
Huh 🤣🤣🤣idgaf I’m dead 😆
😂😂😂 I’m tryna see why the hell he got nuggets in Macys anyway
The most unexpected punchline in the history of standup comedy 😅😅😅 I was like “what?????????” 😅😅😅😅😅 brilliant
Him talking about saving fast food napkins killed me cuz i thought i was the only one that did that shit lmao
Ain't NO way you thought you was the only one.. tell us you don't have any blacc friends without telling us you don't have any 😂
I do this😂
"Must have lips" 🤣 🤣 🤣
No bowl cuts!!!!!
@@byanymeansnecessary9329 lmao
😂😂😂
Those dress codes at those clubs used to be almost comical how ridiculous they were. 😂
Still that way now they went back to bs again
When I was in Austin one night, this was like bad in 09, they told me that my government ID wasn’t a valid form of identification and they had an explicit ban of Polo Boots. I barely liked going out anyway, that night killed it permanently.
"The spirit of I will fuck you up", lmao😂😂😂😂
“No rhythm” had me in tears!! 😂
The drawer full of fast food napkins was funny and very true. LOL
“You ain’t got anymore ranch” ☠️ I was DYING
"have you ever been swallowed?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Went over a lot of peoples heads😂
I was crying when he said that. 🤣🤣🤣
Hearing BT in the back laughing is funny in itself 😂
Ayo! You just know when he's in the building without seeing him 😂
I knew I wasn't trippin
Whom?
There is a spirit of who the fucc You think you talking tooo lmao I lost it hababaaabababaab😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That one got me too...🤣
Definitely was
Its true! 😂
He ain't lying. That carry is different. Whole different type of spirit comes over you. 🤣🤣
As a CCW holder.... There's a lot of truth in this😂
This dude don't stop with the killings man I'm dead laughing in my soul right now🤣
He's solid 🤝😂.
Check this out Braxton🤣🤣🤣
That's is the reason I got a shotgun😂.. I didn't want to able to take it everywhere with me
Didn't stop Omar
@@billyjonesjr8520 😂😂😂 I can't pull off walking down the skreet like him
@@billyjonesjr8520 🗣 "Omar coming!"
Dude is golden 😂😂😂😂 he’s hilarious
Where should you keep a loaded firearm? In the kids room! - bro i laughed so hard at that and the trying on Guns - bro has those elite one liners
1:10 and I’m already trippin. S/o Lance, bro always bring it. Ima pull up out there one day mane I gotta catch a Chocolate Sundaes.
yes you do!
Seriously I hit the like button halfway through
He's funny as shit😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂.I gotta start checking for more of his work.This too funny.
“Chipotle, Taco Bell” ACCURATE! 😂😂😂😂😂
No lotion is wild 😂😂😂😂
A spirit of “Who dafuq you talkin to”
😂😂
Did he say “have you ever been swallowed?” 😂😂😂😂
Hell yes, a gem right here.
😂😂😂 he said “no rhythm”.
That shit had me rolling 😅😅😅😅😅😅
Have you ever been SWALLOOOOOOOWED 😭
ranch at macy's is HILARIOUS Lololol
snuck that swallowed up in there lmao
,, Must have lips"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"No rhythm" 😂😂😂
Good bit 😂.
That’s how we roll..buying up the ammo baby😂
I didn't either. I was trying to buy a gun from a guy at a bowling alley.
Good set
Cuz said “No rhythm!” 😂
No hats, no chains, no rhythm 😂this mf 😂
He missed the opportunity to say as difficult as black people getting a loan from the bank
Cold bullets…😂😂😂
New Favorite Comedian 😂
Am I the only one that can distinctly hear BT loud ass laugh?!? 🤣😂 AHHHHHHHHAN lmao
Them chipotle napkins come in clutch in an emergency
He is apparently not from the south, they sell guns at Wal-Mart down here. All the pawn shops are gun stores. We have gun stores the size of target down here. 😂😂😂
BT Kingsley was absolutely watching this set 😭 Can’t miss that wicked ass laugh 🤣
I feel like I just heard BT Kingsley laugh in the background 🤣🤣
yep! you did
great set
lmao! no lotion got it 🤣
This shit was flawless 😂😂😂
No lotion😂
Genius, you got a new fan 😂
🤣😂🤣🤣hilarious
Native of Sacramento Lance making his way to the top. Had me rollin'!
Solid set🎉
The list of stuff on the club was funny af😂😂😂
Deadass had someone up the40 cal on me because we were out of barbecue sauce 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I said “ oh you wanna go to jail for sauce.? “ GO TF AHEAD😊🤷🏽♀️
“Check this out Braxton” 😂😂😂
How you ever been swallooowed
Lance Woods does not miss 😂😂😂
Lmao!!!! Macy's got me!!! Lmao
NO Jordan = NO Skecher , Man that list is something else 😂
No Jordan, No LeBrons, No hats, No rhythm.
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"The south got something say" 3000.
This was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
Lance never disappoints 😅😅
Yo this was a dope set!!
Thats a funny dude😂😂😂
Thats Hilarious!
That spirt calls to me at paintball so I definitely can't carry a real gun 😂
No rhythm!! That’s hilarious!!
I never seen a gun store in my life 😂😆🤣😀😭🤪😁😝😜🤣 EITHER 🤷🏿♂️
😂😂😂😂 I love him
TD Jake’s catching strays 😂
Dress code joke was all facts 💯🤦🏾♂️
“ check this out Braxton “ fucking killed me.
He is soooo funny.
I can relate 🤣😂😂
“Must have lips” 😂😂😂😂
Shit was hilarious, but fr there's no test to buy a gun... just a background check lol
Depends where you are, but there is a test for the ccw
there's a test in CA
This flawed me. Hilarious 😂😂😂
MUST HAVE LIPS sent me hollering
Cold bullets 😂
Fact that you can hear @BTKingsley laughing in the audience is awesome. I wish I lived in California sometimes.
This is too funny
BT laughing in the background is hilarious
No Rhythm and No Lotion
2:04 😂❤
No lotion
No rhythm
No Jordan 😂😂😂
2:00 somebody never really hung out in Florida 😅
Hahaha no lips in the club
Ok I see you! Well done.
Yoooo. Td jakes out here catching strays 😭😭😭
Funny and clever
Too accurate
No lotion 😂😂😂
Oh i got the dopebag of bullets looking lol
Tell me why I just had some fast food napkins come in clutch what I was frying tortillas last night 😂😂
😂😂