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  • @ebolian.8147
    @ebolian.8147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68187

    cool

  • @lordatharu
    @lordatharu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7349

    “Is it a science thing”
    “Yes, the placebo effect”

    • @LOSTNIXXI
      @LOSTNIXXI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      its actually a lot darker than that 😭 these bracelets usually release radiation

    • @sonk3374
      @sonk3374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@LOSTNIXXI what. Pls explain.

    • @maigistr
      @maigistr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@sonk3374 sometimes these types of things advertise as "negative ion" or similar and actually just straight up are made with mildly radioactive materials that are actively decaying as you wear the item.

    • @sonk3374
      @sonk3374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@maigistr ok so I looked this up and you’re thinking of ionised jewellery which is not what the power balance band is but ionised jewellery has in the past been sold with thorium and uranium (radioactive materials) in it

    • @maigistr
      @maigistr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@sonk3374 yeah, just thought it was similar and most likely what the other person who replied was talking about. i don't think the power balance bracelets have thorium but other products similar might have.

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7846

    This is literally just like the premise of those childrens books where the protagonist has a pair of "magic ballet shoes" or a necklace or whatever that helps them perform. But then it turns out that really, the magic was inside them all along!

    • @silverdrag0n_
      @silverdrag0n_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      why the fuck is that so accurate?? 😂

    • @aubriem1944
      @aubriem1944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      dude I loved that magic ballet slippers book

    • @drthvrdr
      @drthvrdr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      The power of placebo!

    • @himanbam
      @himanbam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Nah it was mylar holograms on the shoes resonating with their energy fields

    • @A.l.e.x.e.a
      @A.l.e.x.e.a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂

  • @amariboxill9033
    @amariboxill9033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3516

    the government is gonna be super confused when danny writes off 30 wristbands as a work expense

    • @arigraceagb
      @arigraceagb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      here have a reply

    • @aliceiscalling
      @aliceiscalling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Like how Ethan Nestor had to write off hundreds of dollars of "adult toys" as video props

    • @cammie2489
      @cammie2489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@aliceiscalling unus annus unus annus unus annus

    • @RedFierceWings
      @RedFierceWings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Imagine Eef trying to write off $200 of onions as "props" for the cutting onions vid too lmao

    • @linneascameraroll
      @linneascameraroll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@aliceiscalling ethan and danny literally have the same voice

  • @fionatastic0.070
    @fionatastic0.070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2493

    I remember in middle school asking some boys (with complete sincerity) how the power balance bracelets worked and they got mad at me when they couldn’t clearly explain what it did lol

    • @tylajo.moonflower
      @tylajo.moonflower ปีที่แล้ว +83

      It’s sounding to me like a power balance bracelet cult. 😂

    • @BurritoMan85
      @BurritoMan85 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE GREAT POWER BALACE BRACELET

    • @distantignition
      @distantignition 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      HOW DARE YOU QUESTION BOYS

    • @geoffreycrompton286
      @geoffreycrompton286 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      2 years, 8 months, and just yesterday those comments got uploaded

  • @tearenn3046
    @tearenn3046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8673

    "What does it do?"
    "It's based on eastern philosophies."
    Oh right. How silly of me to ask.

    • @square5304
      @square5304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kingmankingboy8743 lmao

    • @KatzRool
      @KatzRool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      it's based

    • @SpudNug69
      @SpudNug69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      @@KatzRool I mean, how far east? Because if you go far enough, you'll eventually be west

    • @Shoob-k5u
      @Shoob-k5u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      So non-specific 😂 what philosophies? From where in the east?
      I bet it’s that vaguely Asian city from doctor strange
      *edit: I meant the iron fist city. K’un L’un

    • @michaelringelberg8634
      @michaelringelberg8634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Confucianism is the drip

  • @jasonhorton
    @jasonhorton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8118

    "With great power comes great balance" -THE BATMAN

    • @igorkraljevski9191
      @igorkraljevski9191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@taralamlam1773 Што е ова, требаће да го стављаше линкот насекаде?

    • @-ellie._.horn-
      @-ellie._.horn- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      “We’re going to need a bigger balance” - a shark

    • @liamconlon2125
      @liamconlon2125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Sprite Wooosh

    • @jamesfromteamrocketmcduck7288
      @jamesfromteamrocketmcduck7288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@liamconlon2125 it's 4 O's add one more

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Liam Liam Liam *Everybody liked that Reddit karma thanks for the gold kind stranger Stealth 100 Fortnite bad Minecraft good*

  • @alicelorina8079
    @alicelorina8079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6035

    having a random guy in sunglasses saying "it's gonna be my next secret" is probably the creepiest way to advertise a bracelet

    • @schoolaccount9203
      @schoolaccount9203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/NhM2qK8MbEg/w-d-xo.html

    • @gayas3695
      @gayas3695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@schoolaccount9203 ikrrrrrr XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @hatuushitsha802
      @hatuushitsha802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@schoolaccount9203 my ears hurt

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      What was his first secret??

    • @hatuushitsha802
      @hatuushitsha802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@thineevee7345 his eyes I think

  • @DrBear-rk4qb
    @DrBear-rk4qb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    I'm a math teacher teaching statistics this term. This video has inspired me to write one of my final exam questions about the power balance bracelet and the placebo effect.

    • @teddystuart4480
      @teddystuart4480 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Did you end up writing your final exam on this topic?

  • @TheHippieRat
    @TheHippieRat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15272

    "We harnessed naturally occurring frequencies into a mylar hologram."
    He just said colors. Colors are naturally occurring frequencies. They put colors in their color thingy.

    • @ZielonaPastela
      @ZielonaPastela 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2010

      Ah, science mood. Did you know that your water contains dihydrogen monoxide? It can cause suffocation.

    • @alittlerobot1469
      @alittlerobot1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1194

      @@ZielonaPastela wow we should really outlaw that stuff

    • @wizzem7890
      @wizzem7890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +775

      @@ZielonaPastela ah yes the floor here is made out of floor

    • @joshuafallgren8498
      @joshuafallgren8498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +837

      He said colors really fancy so people couldn’t tell

    • @casuallyceltic
      @casuallyceltic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      I misread that as "harassed" and was really confused as to why someone would use that to describe a product.

  • @nickt.2507
    @nickt.2507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3383

    Customers giving their testimonials:
    The spokesperson: I’m a little lost, but fair enough

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5977

    Danny I would like at least three more subjects to participate in your sample group to ensure an untampered or influenced result.
    I await the results of your study.

    • @sneepsnoop8639
      @sneepsnoop8639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      I love finding out that other TH-camrs are truely Greg

    • @butterfly_brain
      @butterfly_brain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      If Danny isn’t following the proper scientific method for his experiment, then the results are immediately deemed invalid, and I’d hate for that to happen. We have to keep Bill Nye happy.

    • @lucyanselm8220
      @lucyanselm8220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Bro Curtis and drew neeeeed to do this

    • @gronklevlonkle1717
      @gronklevlonkle1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      This shit's gotta be peer reviewed

    • @slimeb-nd
      @slimeb-nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Why don't you get at least three more topics to talk about at a time?

  • @hypress1765
    @hypress1765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3008

    quietly whispering to himself “wait $20 times 30 equa- YO WTF THIS MAN SPENT $600 ON POWER BALANCE”

    • @ana-gv2hu
      @ana-gv2hu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      u realize danny is probably extremely wealthy right

    • @dapperfist
      @dapperfist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      @@ana-gv2hubro lives in an actual house. he’s probably at least moderately wealthy considering today’s housing market

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@ana-gv2hu omg danny has a house? 🥺 Im soo happy to here that

    • @wesleywyndam-pryce5305
      @wesleywyndam-pryce5305 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ana-gv2hu define wealthy, cause id argue he is not.

    • @ana-gv2hu
      @ana-gv2hu ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@wesleywyndam-pryce5305 literally what argument do you have tho youtubers make a lot of money from ad revenue, esp with him having over 7 million subscribers (across all of his channels). he has a nice house, and within some of his videos he spends a lot of money, for example in the more recent stroller vid he spends like 1000 dollars for a video prop, and another example being in his slime music vid he has a lamborghini behind him.

  • @OrangeSkys
    @OrangeSkys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4076

    Me whenever I wrote an essay in school: "Conclusion: I don't know."

    • @wormdoodles
      @wormdoodles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      the end to every lab report I ever did in high school. could be the experiment. could be i fucked up. who knows

    • @Hazelnutz3
      @Hazelnutz3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      To my knowledge, based on the facts and information I have researched and come to have found, it appears that the information is unknown to, the author of this essay, myself.

    • @nadaassem582
      @nadaassem582 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @instantmiso9921
      @instantmiso9921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Hazelnutz3 that was beautiful thank you very much, anyways F see me after class-

    • @tandemAT
      @tandemAT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      cool th-cam.com/video/1YEUZVCXWIw/w-d-xo.html

  • @synkloites
    @synkloites 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5623

    plot twist: danny's energy field was so huge he just always had the effects of the band

    • @Brymil90
      @Brymil90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wow

    • @Brymil90
      @Brymil90 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Among Us th-cam.com/video/cMX2Jh1TFII/w-d-xo.html

    • @ahmadbemat7804
      @ahmadbemat7804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You've got 999 I'll make it 1k

    • @blue-yq1th
      @blue-yq1th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So many likes yet very low replies

    • @synkloites
      @synkloites 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@blue-yq1th its not a very arguable comment

  • @daydreamer412
    @daydreamer412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3257

    Being a child: Gets launched from trampoline, goes up in the air 15 feet, hits the hard ground, and walks it off just fine
    Being an adult: I bent over and touched my toes and now I’m seeing stars and my back is broken

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I make videos that nobody likes to watch. You should try watching them.

    • @dragonsarelit5522
      @dragonsarelit5522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@StupiderWithAB no

    • @2BrosOfficialGaming
      @2BrosOfficialGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      proof that little children are indestructible

    • @gdcomponent4359
      @gdcomponent4359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      proof that little children do not exist

    • @thatchonkyfonky3327
      @thatchonkyfonky3327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Me being a child with arthritis: Well what the fuck am i meant to do now?

  • @morganleavitt8053
    @morganleavitt8053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    I'm so glad you recognized the progress was because you just practiced and not from the wristbands

  • @shinitagari444
    @shinitagari444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7864

    i love how danny’s skits either turn into a romcom or some kind of murder mystery.

    • @cs7811
      @cs7811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Aren't they the same?

    • @sapphireclancy851
      @sapphireclancy851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That seem to be me

    • @Spaghetti_slawter
      @Spaghetti_slawter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@gaymansex7145 bruh

    • @chiakinanami770
      @chiakinanami770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@gaymansex7145 no ❤️

    • @Amy-oo7mq
      @Amy-oo7mq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@gaymansex7145 you do realize that the election was almost 2 months ago right?

  • @CassidyDrew13
    @CassidyDrew13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6008

    "In conclusion... I dunno."
    *me at the end of every essay in high school*

  • @InfamousSwoosh
    @InfamousSwoosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6165

    The quality in that intro is incredible

    • @eveybearrr
      @eveybearrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      :0 ur really cool :) omg tysm this is the highest likes I’ve gotten!!! **cries in veemo** TYSM FOR THE LIKESSSSS I WAS JUST BEING NICE TO ONE OF MY FAV TH-camRS AND I GET 20 LIKES TY AAAA

    • @sebastianearly839
      @sebastianearly839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      hi fellow TH-camr I’m subbed too

    • @spideybetta
      @spideybetta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes.

    • @gr-4919
      @gr-4919 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *omg i foundDanny deleted channel, here’s a link to it ->* th-cam.com/video/vuzwadL2cP0/w-d-xo.html

  • @skyairplines
    @skyairplines ปีที่แล้ว +709

    as an Asian, we learn how to have ultimate balance from the moment we're out of the womb. i myself were the most balanced baby my family have ever seen. balance baby.

    • @spoonsmcgee
      @spoonsmcgee 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      The highly superior sequel to boss baby

    • @me0wth01
      @me0wth01 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Kurtis

    • @ToccataEtFugue711
      @ToccataEtFugue711 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Kurtis

    • @evieplayz_gaming
      @evieplayz_gaming 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Kurtis

    • @foury4ver
      @foury4ver 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Kurtis

  • @mollietaylor9901
    @mollietaylor9901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7590

    danny: imagine if i had thirty of these
    me: he didn’t...he didn’t...he wouldn’t have
    danny: i bought thirty of these

    • @nadiahnad787
      @nadiahnad787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hahaha omg i have the same thought😂

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I knew as soon as he said that specific number, he mass ordered them 😂

    • @prohipitied
      @prohipitied 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      700th like

    • @scottstroh2564
      @scottstroh2564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Damn I read the comment section too early

    • @scottstroh2564
      @scottstroh2564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Spoiled it for myself

  • @CheerUp2
    @CheerUp2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Danny going: "In conclusion.....I dunno know?"
    Is the same energy as the Power Balance bracelet saying "You decide what our product does."

  • @yan_nie0
    @yan_nie0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2054

    *“You can’t deny an entire continent- or actually just an entire direction: east”*
    I cried

    • @korigarber3641
      @korigarber3641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And then there's this boy in my grade who says babies and two of the states are fake
      Edit: he also says Antarctica is fake

    • @danihaze444
      @danihaze444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The east knows this

    • @yoshita4140
      @yoshita4140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@danihaze444 HAHAHAHAHA

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@korigarber3641 the fake states are Wyoming and Wisconsin.

    • @2BrosOfficialGaming
      @2BrosOfficialGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why? It was a good joke!

  • @Rio4001
    @Rio4001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    I’m east of America (UK) and can confirm; we have perfect balance and it’s in all of our philosophies.

    • @jf2801
      @jf2801 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Something about Britain being called the East is cracking me up. 😂

  • @raptorhawk9078
    @raptorhawk9078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7177

    I put on ten of these bracelets and now I can’t lie down cause my balance is to good

    • @wolvie1618
      @wolvie1618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +636

      I put on 20 and I can't fall over at all. I even threw myself at the floor and started levitating instead.

    • @ashishere771
      @ashishere771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +553

      I put on 100 and I made the mistake of jumping and I can't get down

    • @eyebotthegreat
      @eyebotthegreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      I put on 100000000 and I’m currently rocketing into space at 299792458 mph. I will not be coming back. The bracelets won’t let me go down.

    • @TheoreticalTerrain
      @TheoreticalTerrain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I put 100000000000000000 on and now I’m with the aliens

    • @eyebotthegreat
      @eyebotthegreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Update: I’ve cycled back around somehow and crashed into another 100000000000000000000 bracelets. I will soon breach the fabric of reality itself. Touching the ground has become a myth to me.

  • @annchalos2270
    @annchalos2270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1245

    “17 Mississippi. That’s more twice as many Mississippies.”

    • @_ryannefrancis_2824
      @_ryannefrancis_2824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats 7 syllables

    • @Luna-lq1jn
      @Luna-lq1jn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Imagine snakes saying Mississippi -.-

    • @ogkubzscouter743
      @ogkubzscouter743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Luna “missssssisssssssssssissssssssspissssssssss”

    • @riley7673
      @riley7673 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_ryannefrancis_2824 what is?

    • @uhhStone424
      @uhhStone424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      x2 +1. So close enough

  • @burnthekeys7682
    @burnthekeys7682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1571

    "Imagine if I had 30 of these"
    Depressed look on Danny's face
    Me: please no...

    • @jeyyran
      @jeyyran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      the universal face of 'my impulse control has failed me'

    • @spiritedsodamnfaraway
      @spiritedsodamnfaraway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      so much trash:(

    • @OhNo0o0
      @OhNo0o0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought he was gonna say, "Well I don't". But reality was far more terrifying than fiction.

    • @franchescapepaj6611
      @franchescapepaj6611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s literally so adorable

  • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
    @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I think it's like a Placebo. Your body is convinced that it's supposed to be better at balancing because that's what the wristbands say they do, and so it just....forces itself to balance better

  • @janetandamocha7874
    @janetandamocha7874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3454

    What if we thought they were talking about Asia, but "Eastern Philosophies" actually refers to New Jersey

    • @tsuyuasui2334
      @tsuyuasui2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Everything is legal in New Jersey

    • @skyferrari
      @skyferrari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMFAOOO

    • @jadeisjade
      @jadeisjade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      funny

    • @DriftPiss9000
      @DriftPiss9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@tsuyuasui2334 I see, a person of taste

    • @bzymek7054
      @bzymek7054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It may be Floridian philisophies, it kinda sounds like something The Florida Man would use.

  • @frisandlin8876
    @frisandlin8876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4305

    "how can a bracelet possibly make you stronger?" Danny's clearly never seen ben 10

  • @sara-ng4mz
    @sara-ng4mz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2729

    ah yes, eastern philosophies
    "this wristband's hologram will provide you with the ultimate balance"
    - sun tzu, the art of war

    • @MDLN-sf9fg
      @MDLN-sf9fg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      When did technoblade get here

    • @wesleysmith8950
      @wesleysmith8950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      "stop misquoting me you fucks"
      -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@wesleysmith8950
      "Yo I never said that"
      - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @elizacomics2329
      @elizacomics2329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Thats techno’s secret, his crown has a mylar hologram

    • @srorrim
      @srorrim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      mmmmmscreaming ☠️

  • @DEADisBEAUTIFUL
    @DEADisBEAUTIFUL ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Wonder if Danny has ever watched Penn & Teller’s Bullshit. I loved that show. It put so many things like this on blast. They opened what was supposed to be this exclusive restaurant that offered all of these crazy types of water that were either filled with certain minerals or that came from some glacier or something. They sold these bottles of water for astronomical prices and the customers could also taste test them. The customers would explain how they differed from one another and how they preferred “this” one to “that” one. Thing is…every single bottle of water they served………had been filled with water using a garden hose at the back door of the restaurant. Such a good show.

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If they paid a lot of money and are being watched, of course they're going to make stuff up. It's not necessarily them pretentious. I hope they got their money back. What a stupid demonstration

    • @DEADisBEAUTIFUL
      @DEADisBEAUTIFUL 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@jenm1 They didn’t actually pay for anything at all. The whole point of the show was to see if people actually could tell the difference between the supposedly different kinds of water. They were under the impression that they were spending an outrageous price for the water, but as it was nothing more than a blind taste test they weren’t charged for anything.

    • @Munisk52
      @Munisk52 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Making stuff up just because you spent money is, in fact, very pretentious. ​@@jenm1

  • @sophiae3018
    @sophiae3018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2719

    shrodingers bracelet: the bracelet is simultaneously working and not working

  • @malmal8863
    @malmal8863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1632

    Danny’s 6th grade crush watching this: “wait I had a pencil case like that”

    • @justbbricks
      @justbbricks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oof

    • @aidan1473
      @aidan1473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@justbbricks if he glad

    • @charlotte6154
      @charlotte6154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *y* *e* *s*

    • @charlotte6154
      @charlotte6154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@aidan1473 r/ihadastroke

    • @carto4028
      @carto4028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Damn you missed out on a hunk of a man 😭

  • @75095
    @75095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7556

    I love how they are selling the placebo effect as a bracelet

  • @krool_aid9835
    @krool_aid9835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    the thing that Danny said about his bike is actually partly true. We associate certain concepts with certain senses, like the motorcycle sound that Danny's bike made. Because motors are typically faster than a bodily-powered mechanical function, and motors make that specific noise, it tells our brain that it goes faster. Kind of like a response to a TV released in the 2010s. Basically, after release, everybody claimed that the remote felt too cheap and they didn't like it, making people not buy their product. The way that they fixed this was that they added a weight into the remotes, making no other changes to the design, and then relaunching the weighted variety. Immediately, the complaints dissolved, and all the lighter remotes were discarded. People associated the heavier weight higher quality, metal>plastic, etcetera, etcetera, but useless things like that still have a place in association,, even now that they're unnecessary.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      My fav story about this type of thing comes from the Devs of Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory. Players were complaining that one of the starter SMGs, the Thompson M1, had an unfair advantage over the MP40. The guns had identical identical stats in their damage, accuracy, and fire rate, they were basically the same gun. The only differences was that Thompson sounded beefier and bassier. The devs changed the sound to a slightly higher pitched one, and the complaints ceased.

    • @krool_aid9835
      @krool_aid9835 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JeanMarceaux yooo wait dude I've heard of this before! This is actually an amazing example of it, kinda funny but it worked? Stuff is crazy

  • @moonycanwatch
    @moonycanwatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10287

    I'm from East (India) and i can confirm that we learn how to balance better in our schools. It is one of our most sacred philosophies

    • @samhitasv4067
      @samhitasv4067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      Yes that's exactly what we're doing in school rn. I can confirm it

    • @nghiavan8952
      @nghiavan8952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      It’s called *yoga*

    • @chickenfoot2423
      @chickenfoot2423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      do you pray to the balance gods? i heard theyre a pillar of east societies

    • @moonycanwatch
      @moonycanwatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +592

      @@chickenfoot2423 we do. In fact every year we have a balance gods festival where we stand on 1 foot for 24 hours while juggling 6 balls

    • @randomestchannel
      @randomestchannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@moonycanwatch when dat man falls off cliff:

  • @ivy8178
    @ivy8178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1306

    therapist: celebrity big forehead danny isn't real, he can't hurt you
    celebrity big forehead danny:

    • @anneg3065
      @anneg3065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lolololololol I just burst out laughing in my history class, and i'm supposed to be taking it silently... (O-O)

    • @ILOVINUYASHAALOT
      @ILOVINUYASHAALOT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Look up Ben foster in the movie hostage and tell me that isn’t Danny Gonzales

    • @ivy8178
      @ivy8178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ILOVINUYASHAALOT wait...it kinda does tho

    • @anneg3065
      @anneg3065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ILOVINUYASHAALOT HOLY SHIT

    • @ausernameiguess7058
      @ausernameiguess7058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he's terrifying

  • @alex_thee_weirdo9591
    @alex_thee_weirdo9591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1314

    Balance baby
    **Kurtis rushes through holding a baby on his finger**

    • @james9614
      @james9614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yasssss

    • @carolinepage4830
      @carolinepage4830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      im dead! that baby must have had some mylar holograms on

    • @nikkijewel1285
      @nikkijewel1285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was waiting for this comment.

    • @ElpSmith
      @ElpSmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Whose baby is that?

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ElpSmith I don't know🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @theunbalancedcharge2077
    @theunbalancedcharge2077 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I was away from phone when Danny was testing it, and at the exact moment he got on, the video paused and I thought he just had amazing balance

    • @Fire_Assasin
      @Fire_Assasin 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same LOL

  • @skywrecker
    @skywrecker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2930

    Danny with all those wristbands looks like a mid 2000s goth kid

    • @johnjackson393
      @johnjackson393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Metalcore boi

    • @andrearupe8094
      @andrearupe8094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My thoughts too 😹😹

    • @AmirHajri
      @AmirHajri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      666 likes im not liking

    • @d3adxb0yxwalk1ng
      @d3adxb0yxwalk1ng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Scenecore Danny scenecore Danny

    • @wanny9141
      @wanny9141 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshroehl6098 why?

  • @cl570
    @cl570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3382

    What danny said about his bicycle modification is actually a true thing in psychology. When a user of a product can recognize distinct sounds it makes, they feel more satisfied with the product and / or think it does a better job. Designers make car doors have a distinct sound when you close them, they tune how loud the engine is for the driver depending on the car, and it even goes as far as vacuum cleaners. Most people opt for loud ones because they feel like it's really doing a good job, but in reality it's just a psychological thing, vacuums can be near completely silent and still have the same power, if not, more.

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      Ok but why with vacuums I hate the loudness.
      I understand but I hate it.

    • @cattowrr
      @cattowrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      im going fast and you cant say otherwise
      my pokemon card thats been there for 3 years is tired

    • @VraerynDaDragon
      @VraerynDaDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      My car has an actual sound generator diaphragm attached to the air intake to generate a sound to make the engine sound more "sporty". It's really funny when you think about it.

    • @emileebaker8520
      @emileebaker8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      For car doors it's a more solid "thump" when it closes. Because our brains are conditioned to see heavy things as more valuable, luxury car manufacturers will add weight to car doors because, even though we now make cars out of much lighter material, we still associate that solid door thump with a quality automobile.

    • @a1exneedsahamdleplease
      @a1exneedsahamdleplease 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@shadow_shine3578 same I feel like if vacuum more if not for the loudness😅 other than that though I’m definitely guilty of all the other things mentioned lol

  • @itsmikeloll
    @itsmikeloll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2282

    So nobody’s talking about how if this didn’t work, somebody would have died at the hands of Danny

    • @evangeline9096
      @evangeline9096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      No cause if they didn't work he would've tripped on his way

    • @draculandscout9450
      @draculandscout9450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Correction: somebody else would have died at the hands of Danny.

    • @midgetman.g3075
      @midgetman.g3075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@itsmikeloll Danny has killed someone before...

    • @chrisdominguez2229
      @chrisdominguez2229 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      asinloveyunz.linK

    • @alexanderhammes4284
      @alexanderhammes4284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm reading this a couple of minutes into the video and honestly, I'm scared of what's to come.

  • @therealevilmudbug
    @therealevilmudbug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    3:14 damn he has a plate full of criminals?

    • @Bidensucks1
      @Bidensucks1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Crimin- Os

    • @nitya8708
      @nitya8708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      top tier kurtis reference

    • @_zoom606
      @_zoom606 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This room is abundant with criminals

    • @sleeparalysisdemon1164
      @sleeparalysisdemon1164 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@nitya8708 It's also a troom troom reference

    • @AsherPBone
      @AsherPBone 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@nitya8708huh? No this is a troom troom reference I thought, did somebody named Kurtis do something like in the troom troom video?

  • @fritothedemon6647
    @fritothedemon6647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19819

    The results are in: Danny is better at things after practicing.

    • @Olivia-zd7dc
      @Olivia-zd7dc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Who would’ve thought?!?

    • @Everettalla
      @Everettalla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Oh... well shit.

    • @constance1979
      @constance1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I broke the 666 trend. Your welcome

    • @viviennemonteith4855
      @viviennemonteith4855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Kingman Kingboy why??? Why did u send a TH-cam link to endlessly summer😅

    • @stevenvoutchkov
      @stevenvoutchkov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was about to say

  • @Bee-kv5tx
    @Bee-kv5tx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4916

    These kinds of products all go in one category: P L A C E B O

    • @kazzuukie
      @kazzuukie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      225 likes no comments lol

    • @damsapollo
      @damsapollo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Underrated comment.

    • @theweirdcat3814
      @theweirdcat3814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Is your profile picture that cursed little lumpy face squishy Moriah Elizabeth did... and hates because she thinks it’s ugly

    • @etcho0
      @etcho0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      THEY’RE GAZEBOS, THEY’RE BULLSHIT :3 (sorry I just rewatched it I had too lol)

    • @Grimblxde
      @Grimblxde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Saw the profile and went to go watch m.e. lol

  • @TheHollycopter
    @TheHollycopter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11848

    Don't eat the soup, there's blood in it.

    • @calebbbb.1
      @calebbbb.1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      K thanks

    • @qxuuiinnn
      @qxuuiinnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      they do it for a reason

    • @ezsqueezy_
      @ezsqueezy_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      *E V E N B E T T E R*

    • @rissieholifield2322
      @rissieholifield2322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Memento mori. Only the real ones will knoe

    • @anonsforker8629
      @anonsforker8629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@rissieholifield2322 Unnus annus

  • @no.6269
    @no.6269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    15:20 For some reason I laugh every time about the way he says the 8th mississipi

  • @Amy-fd9xp
    @Amy-fd9xp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14481

    Danny should remove the stickers from the bracelets and stick them all over himself to achieve pure and ultimate power

    • @Queen-ty1xz
      @Queen-ty1xz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      It would be like the movie akira

    • @Simonporter89
      @Simonporter89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +511

      Bad idea, that's how you create Danny Thanos
      He'll be driven to genocide by his obsession with keeping things perfectly balanced

    • @supernaturalisbae7919
      @supernaturalisbae7919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      yes

    • @hoodiegirl7307
      @hoodiegirl7307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Well he would need to eat atleast 4 dates for full affect

    • @sunstreak4200
      @sunstreak4200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@Simonporter89 danos

  • @whyareyoureadingthis7911
    @whyareyoureadingthis7911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    Drew’s videos: ok let’s talk about these weird old TV movies and videos
    Danny’s videos: I bought 30 wristbands that help me balance

    • @Panfoul
      @Panfoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They really are not the same person

    • @whyareyoureadingthis7911
      @whyareyoureadingthis7911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I guess they’re not

    • @bunnyraptor420
      @bunnyraptor420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @tiyana taylor I think he's the other Danny.

    • @whyareyoureadingthis7911
      @whyareyoureadingthis7911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @tiyana taylor he’s Danny secret twin brother who is an ex-viner and also a commentary TH-camr. His channel name is Drew Gooden.

    • @Hypnogely
      @Hypnogely 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Except for the videos and tour... Has anyone ever seen them together?

  • @DieselthePilot
    @DieselthePilot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8608

    So here’s a funny tidbit:
    The company said their bracelet is based off of “eastern philosophies”. A common “eastern philosophy” is called the power of attraction. The power of attraction, in essence, means that if you truly believe something will happen, then it will. This company is sort of calling on that particular philosophy to work in making you believe that the bracelet will work. So in other words, *it is based on an eastern philosophy that essentially tricks your mind into believing it will work and thus it does*
    I rest my case.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      I’ve only ever heard the law of attraction mentioned in like, The Secret, Ayn Rand libertarian hustle inspiration, like, multilevel marketing shit where it’s used as a way to blame the individual for their inability to survive in a system that has no plans of helping them survive. I apologize if it’s also an actual eastern philosophy, but I have never heard that even one time.

    • @DieselthePilot
      @DieselthePilot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      @@Lucifersfursona I’m actually not surprised you haven’t heard it in it’s true sense before, as mainstream media has sort of ruined the real meaning behind it, and turned it into that multilevel marketing stuff you had mentioned. I completely agree with you in that sense, that movies and shows etc have turned it into a very twisted version of what it once was in an attempt to blame that person for a wrongdoing that isn’t even their own. However, I will still stick to my belief in the true meaning of it, because without being corrupted by media, that meaning is still pure.

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I saw a version called center stones. They were round rocks advertising the same thing.

    • @matthewmcguire224
      @matthewmcguire224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Genius

    • @bananabot151
      @bananabot151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Placebo

  • @lukasgus8434
    @lukasgus8434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I know this is an old video now, but actually balance is probably one of the most important aspects/abilities in most sports I’d say. Balance is an underrated skill, it goes hand in hand with agility

  • @gabbirucci5401
    @gabbirucci5401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6384

    The bracelet only has a 10 year life span and that’s why 2020 is so bad because everyone’s bracelets wore off

  • @LeeorAlexandra
    @LeeorAlexandra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7725

    Seeing that you actually have 30 of them made me actually cry of laughter

    • @j1430
      @j1430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      oh it’s you

    • @M0nkee_mode
      @M0nkee_mode 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I choked

    • @PickleFox
      @PickleFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But..... Y?

    • @winterfromwisthollow
      @winterfromwisthollow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Leeor😍🥰 The fact that you watch Danny makes me irrationally happy

    • @michaelmantinaos8330
      @michaelmantinaos8330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha me too!

  • @worstbarrelrunever
    @worstbarrelrunever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2044

    i do cheerleading and a girl on my team has one of these... let's just say it doesn't work AT ALL

  • @colinboice
    @colinboice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Drew: “You can’t deny east”
    Flat earthers: “ I’m about to end this mans whole career”

  • @amysnable329
    @amysnable329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    “In conclusion...idk”. Me trying to summarize literally any point I make

    • @jamesfromteamrocketmcduck7288
      @jamesfromteamrocketmcduck7288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me in all of my persuasive language arts essays

    • @hharveeyyy
      @hharveeyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hahaha literally me

    • @xdiablo8033
      @xdiablo8033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @amysnable329
      @amysnable329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamesfromteamrocketmcduck7288 lmaooo " In conclusion, just take my word for it and give me a passing grade, please and thank you"

  • @adrienscrown2079
    @adrienscrown2079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9916

    Danny using two wristbands as earrings made me realize that he’d probably look pretty nice with real dangly earrings

    • @mundaneal
      @mundaneal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      Agreed. Put this man in some gold! Get him a crown!
      But, yeah, jewelry looks good in so many ways. What's not to love about accessorizing if you can?

    • @CaitlynHallart
      @CaitlynHallart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      I read that as "dongly" at first. Very different vibe.

    • @Artfu1_d0dg3r
      @Artfu1_d0dg3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Exactly what I was thinkin

    • @recon_freak3319
      @recon_freak3319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Daaaaaaam u right

    • @spacedudejr
      @spacedudejr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Yeah he really has the neck for that

  • @nwefe
    @nwefe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    when he took out the power balance bracelet the little “paid promotion” thing showed up and it looked like he was sponsored by them lol

    • @humnaali5759
      @humnaali5759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't see it

    • @Th3Anoma1y
      @Th3Anoma1y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i’m sorry

    • @logan8894
      @logan8894 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      no

    • @hiimjohnquinones2971
      @hiimjohnquinones2971 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The campy acting makes sense now...

    • @tobiassiagian2562
      @tobiassiagian2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you serious, he was literally sponsored by hellofresh lol, look at desc

  • @artic9993
    @artic9993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    as a basketball player who has, on multiple occasions, fallen suddenly while dribbling, yes balance is key

  • @torimartinez7918
    @torimartinez7918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    He really missed a great opportunity when he was talking about his crush having the holographic pencil case and her having great balance to say “I never saw her fall... for me” 🥺😢😢

    • @toaster400_
      @toaster400_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My exact thought 😭

    • @thenightwalker9408
      @thenightwalker9408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OMG yes... i thought " if Kurtis did this video..." 🤣

    • @torimartinez7918
      @torimartinez7918 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thenightwalker9408 lmao yeah Kurtis definitely would have said something along those lines haha

    • @chrisdominguez2229
      @chrisdominguez2229 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      asinloveyunz.linK

    • @sabbyjrs
      @sabbyjrs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      not to one second your time or anything but th-cam.com/video/mWjJqEz1jyw/w-d-xo.html

  • @LoganAllec
    @LoganAllec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3532

    i actually use 9% when doing everything else and 12% when watching your videos danny because i am truly greg!!!

    • @snowgras
      @snowgras 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Woah

    • @samhasavan4562
      @samhasavan4562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok

    • @ianang6731
      @ianang6731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Im the 69th like lmao

    • @yoskiUCy_TfipEEJ9f
      @yoskiUCy_TfipEEJ9f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Use code beat kids in the fortnite item shop

    • @LoganAllec
      @LoganAllec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ianang6731 congrats bro

  • @IceDragon978
    @IceDragon978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1096

    "Based on Eastern philosophies" is just another way of saying "Ancient Chinese Secret".

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So basically it's from china

    • @loops8274
      @loops8274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Which is another way of saying "something I just made up"

    • @IceDragon978
      @IceDragon978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@loops8274 Yeah, pretty much.

    • @aribowman
      @aribowman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah man, they got it from Maine

    • @bigtoefungusvs.friedpochun7612
      @bigtoefungusvs.friedpochun7612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! By the way, you spelt channel wrong
      Also please stop making these fricking accounts

  • @themimsy
    @themimsy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Man I remember these. I remember even like legit athletes fell for these. I remember wanting one, not because I thought it would do anything (from the very moment I heard of them, I knew they were bull crap and just stickers) but because I just thought they looked cool lmao. Like a novelty.

    • @Munisk52
      @Munisk52 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Celebrities and athletes got paid to wear them, just like with any product shill.

  • @NaRandall
    @NaRandall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

    Holo has many powers, like:
    •shiny
    •rainbow
    And
    •bALaNcE

    • @jelofishh
      @jelofishh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      1 missisipi at a time

    • @justaguythatsbadateverythi2499
      @justaguythatsbadateverythi2499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      POWAH

    • @trendaya8016
      @trendaya8016 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/HBooOmnXVoY/w-d-xo.html

    • @beresheethtrack
      @beresheethtrack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *Cristine has entered the chat*

    • @howardnowes4244
      @howardnowes4244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cristen the science queen, holo taco b**** and simply nailogical 💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿

  • @lyricgenius5644
    @lyricgenius5644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2613

    Plot twist: he’s actually sponsored by irenew bracelets

    • @insertsomeobscurereference500
      @insertsomeobscurereference500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      irenew me, do you renew you? Do you need a new you? I need a new me.

    • @callmeturg
      @callmeturg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@insertsomeobscurereference500 iRenew. *holds up white bracelet with iRenew written on it in Sharpie*

    • @gaybutnotthatgay
      @gaybutnotthatgay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      irenew irenew you dont know neither I

    • @angelbuttonfly
      @angelbuttonfly 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      www.change.org/p/irish-justice-department-make-revenge-porn-a-criminal-offence-in-ireland

    • @zapthebird8141
      @zapthebird8141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@angelbuttonfly WTF

  • @chollalola
    @chollalola 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Me: *likes someone*
    Them: *has a significant other*
    Me: “yeah I don’t feel anything. You know, maybe it’s just the skeptic in me and I’m being overly pessimistic, but I don’t feel a goddamn thing. I might even feel less then I did before. I just feel empty inside”
    14:00

  • @I_am_not_pewdiepie
    @I_am_not_pewdiepie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:25 yeah I think it's based on this:
    In China, All of the buildings are like shaped and planned to reflect 正能量(不是电)(good energy) and apperently it boosts productivity or smthn so I am pretty sure that they are talking about that

  • @Allmylovelyc
    @Allmylovelyc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    The last one: “you know where this ones gonna go”
    Me: uh

  • @kwaddles7936
    @kwaddles7936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1548

    they shouldve advertised that you needed one for each wrist so it “balances’’

    • @peyton.simpson
      @peyton.simpson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHAT DID I JUST FIND ON TWITCH LMAO www.twitch.tv/gamegorgelive/clip/CooperativeOnerousSquirrelJebaited

    • @michaeldusza3929
      @michaeldusza3929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      naw they'd make a profit smaller by 0.7 cents if they shipped them in pairs

    • @ilovecairns5181
      @ilovecairns5181 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Dusza not in pairs??

    • @ilovecairns5181
      @ilovecairns5181 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peyton Simpson g

    • @8888k
      @8888k 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaeldusza3929 What?

  • @katevgrady
    @katevgrady 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1514

    I just wanted to say that like 15 minutes ago I was laying in bed working myself up to a panic attack for the first time in a long time and thought to myself, "okay, what would take your mind off yourself and into something silly and wholesome and entertaining enough to be distracting? ...Danny"
    I'm really glad you could do that for me this morning man.

  • @ianweston310
    @ianweston310 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Using Danny's math, if one bracelet doubled his Mississippi's, then thirty would have him ending up at 8,589,934,592 Mississippi's, or roughly 272 years, causing him to miss every single important thing in his life, including his funeral, and the funerals of his next four or so generations of kin.

  • @colette2529
    @colette2529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3594

    "iRenew" sounds like it's trying to be pun on the word irony, and because of that it sounds like a product that would exist in an episode of Parks and Rec

    • @DieselthePilot
      @DieselthePilot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      This reminds me of a long lost twenty one pilots skit on vine or something

    • @z0mbimeat
      @z0mbimeat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@DieselthePilot i was looking for someone saying this pls i had flashbacks

    • @DieselthePilot
      @DieselthePilot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@z0mbimeat |-/

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Colette just missed the opportunity for like 100 sales

    • @jobbytop
      @jobbytop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      reminds me of an icarly episode where they sponsor a shoe company that makes horrible shoes, so it makes sense becuase it has i in the name and its a hoax

  • @set9055
    @set9055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4188

    iRenew:
    + 0 accuracy
    + 0 strength
    + 0 balance
    - 20 intelligence
    - 20 gold

    • @nat2057
      @nat2057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      + 0 Heehoo/Gongoozler protection

    • @jontyiscool9201
      @jontyiscool9201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @jasonchiu272
      @jasonchiu272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      + 100 placebo effect

    • @Leg1503
      @Leg1503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      When I was young, my mom wanted to get one for me as a souvenir. The only problem was that the guy who was talking about ions and stuff didn’t really care, so when I asked him how these ions even matter, he just admitted that it was fake. We still got it for some reason tho

    • @santisanti1762
      @santisanti1762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Leg1503 well it do look cool

  • @kirbysreturntonightmareworld
    @kirbysreturntonightmareworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2491

    This feels like a 2 Danny 2 Furious video. It just needs a La Croix.

    • @christosdoesthings
      @christosdoesthings ปีที่แล้ว +122

      For the longest time i thought this WAS a 2 danny 2 furious vid. I always watched it alongside the other second channel vids, and never checked the channel.
      I just found out it wasn't from this comment

    • @Fafuchess
      @Fafuchess ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yeah you're right, it's a little bit more goofy.. a little bit more whacky 🤷🏻 needs La Croix though :(

    • @LYD7ADE3TZ
      @LYD7ADE3TZ ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fr

  • @maniczzz
    @maniczzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    30 bands? 4 dates? Danny you’re getting too powerful

    • @mildlyconcerning
      @mildlyconcerning 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I mean he should've already had no weakness. I don't know I guess I just assumed balance was included in the almond umbrella.

  • @PowWowAnimations
    @PowWowAnimations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4969

    Ngl Danny looks kinda cute with all that balance he's wearing.

  • @fangirl_2005
    @fangirl_2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1711

    apple: “WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN”

    • @soulnha
      @soulnha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      they kinda already did that .

    • @jaseoliver4025
      @jaseoliver4025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Apple Watch is typing.....

    • @trendaya8016
      @trendaya8016 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/HBooOmnXVoY/w-d-xo.html

    • @044jfindley
      @044jfindley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Apple watch upgrade

    • @firenzeval
      @firenzeval 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love your pfp

  • @haleydunning3819
    @haleydunning3819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1361

    "asia has some kind of good abilities. put them in a braceltet" -the creator of these things, probably

  • @stevejoebob6249
    @stevejoebob6249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:19 i was eating soup when he said that and looked down at my soup with pure horror

  • @alakazor3097
    @alakazor3097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    “Don’t eat the soup there’s blood in it”
    Vampires:😳

    • @bobross7744
      @bobross7744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤭

    • @Grandiloquacious
      @Grandiloquacious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Vampire Danny: "Hey, don't eat the blood, there's soup in it"

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Vampire Dad 😏

  • @haylauryn
    @haylauryn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    All the boys in my middle school had some kind of “energy” necklaces that were similar to this. They were basically just braided paracord lol

    • @BabyMango
      @BabyMango 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yes hahahha Phitens !! I used to have one when I played baseball lmao I’m so embarrassed

    • @graceholland5770
      @graceholland5770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Those necklaces were.... *for a reason????* I always just thought these select guys at my school like found them and were like 'oh cool we can be cool and wear the same accessory' or something like that.

    • @lexsombersunrise
      @lexsombersunrise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YESSS I REMEMBER THESE

    • @annakepes8050
      @annakepes8050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      With titanium

    • @daspammer5896
      @daspammer5896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yo ngl I thought those were so cool. I had a paracord watch strap at one point

  • @kam2100
    @kam2100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    if holo makes you balance well, simply nailogical must never fall over

    • @chloehatfield8450
      @chloehatfield8450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha

    • @Ceci-db8kh
      @Ceci-db8kh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      she floats, you can’t see her feet touching the floor anymore

  • @greyfoxmmu6084
    @greyfoxmmu6084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    12:50 danny nooo, that’s how you break your ankleee

  • @florp1230
    @florp1230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6545

    Danny always looks photoshopped into wherever he is

    • @OGworry
      @OGworry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      FR

    • @Sophie-kk2lx
      @Sophie-kk2lx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Cause it’s drew

    • @OGworry
      @OGworry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@Sophie-kk2lx gooden?

    • @Sophie-kk2lx
      @Sophie-kk2lx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@OGworry yup

    • @uglyasswhiteboy5082
      @uglyasswhiteboy5082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      That’s cause drew has to edit the videos of himself to look different

  • @HeyItsGreg
    @HeyItsGreg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1018

    Should have just titled this:
    "Placebo Bracelet: The Movie"

    • @Jacob-Sophia
      @Jacob-Sophia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey! It’s The Greg

    • @morganmarsh1276
      @morganmarsh1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thank you for your insight greg.

    • @zeffery101
      @zeffery101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      when I was taking AP psychology 4 years ago, I used to call it the PussyBoi effect

    • @shannonwelsh3521
      @shannonwelsh3521 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that is what i was gonna say haha

    • @morganmarsh1276
      @morganmarsh1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zeffery101 I'm taking a criminology class and my friends and I have many different names for things like that. My favorites are Stockholm Syndrome aka "simpin syndrome" Ganser Syndrome aka "straight trippin syndrome" and Munchausen Syndrome aka "I'm baby syndrome"

  • @redstar.s
    @redstar.s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    "you already know where im gonna put this one"
    .... *blink*
    *silently places on head*
    oh.

  • @ship-wreck
    @ship-wreck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    The thing is- the bracelets do help your balance, strength, etc, but not for the reason you think. They are basically better looking anti-morning sickness bracelets. What these do is since they are tight on your wrist and they press on where your veins are, you are just generally more tensed up and aware of what's around you because of the mild discomfort it causes.

    • @boyonline1
      @boyonline1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      those bracelets were not tight at all. lol

    • @mrtophat12
      @mrtophat12 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      No. Also, those bracelets work off placebo as well.

    • @MashaRistova
      @MashaRistova 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That’s absolutely not what they do or how they work. That’s complete pseudoscience BS

  • @saltysailor6094
    @saltysailor6094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Danny’s videos are about the most strange topics that we are forced to use an extra 1% of brain power. And I’m ok with that

  • @leilapereira4630
    @leilapereira4630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1212

    “You can’t deny east”
    “Irenew bracelet”
    + the bike Pokémon card thing!
    My brain: eAst iS uP

    • @lucymcrae5966
      @lucymcrae5966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I renew me, did you renew you? Do you need a new you

    • @flamingwatermelon2291
      @flamingwatermelon2291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Danny even talked about putting Holographic Pokémon cards between the spokes of his bike... HEY, HEY, WOULDNT IT BE GREAT, GREAT

    • @JJ-zm3ne
      @JJ-zm3ne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I renew me, did you renew you? Do you need a new you? I need new me. I r e n e w me :)

    • @awstenknightsgoldenfork4322
      @awstenknightsgoldenfork4322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      THE ENTIRE VIDEO MY BRAIN WAS JUST LIKE * TYLER VOICE * I RENEWED ME! DID YOU RENEW YOU???

    • @asadtrashcan6663
      @asadtrashcan6663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      THIS
      THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WAS RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

  • @annacamp290
    @annacamp290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Danny: does 1 toe touch
    Also Danny: I'm seeing stars

  • @shaun9625
    @shaun9625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Danny single-handedly keeping Power Balance in business

  • @gabriellem9161
    @gabriellem9161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1372

    danny: "For the last one you already know where this shit is going, baby"
    us: danny, dont-
    danny: puts on top of his head
    us: oh- yeah right- thats what i thought

    • @Unbelievebul
      @Unbelievebul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      My dirty mind was also thinking something else when he said that

    • @ItsBunnyBuns
      @ItsBunnyBuns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Okay, it wasn’t just me....

    • @ZielonaPastela
      @ZielonaPastela 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I thought he was gonna eat it smh xd

    • @CarrionMorris
      @CarrionMorris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ZielonaPastela I totally thought he would put it in his mouth

    • @katherine5019
      @katherine5019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I thought he was gonna try it choker style

  • @shalamandere
    @shalamandere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Me answering a question I don't know the answer to in Chemistry class: *'Is it a science thing? It's a science thing. I bet it is'*

    • @princessketamine0
      @princessketamine0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me but just in science class in general jdsksksdkldkashdkdj

  • @harukashurutsu1995
    @harukashurutsu1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1391

    nobody:
    that one hair as Danny is talking: *wiggle wiggle*

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wiggle wiggle wiggle (flute sounds) SCHWING

    • @trendaya8016
      @trendaya8016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      th-cam.com/video/HBooOmnXVoY/w-d-xo.html

    • @blueboy257
      @blueboy257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@trendaya8016 OMG!!! Did you just post a totally unrelated and random link to a video of yours below a comment on a video, neither of which have anything to do with the link you posted for no reason with no provided context whatsoever??? I GOTTA WATCH THAT LOLEXDEE

    • @trendaya8016
      @trendaya8016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blueboy257 sorry

    • @izzy4791
      @izzy4791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@trendaya8016 what is that I am scared to click

  • @MiaVilleneuve
    @MiaVilleneuve ปีที่แล้ว +13

    the funny thing is, someone did make a parody video making fun of these bracelets back in the day. He then went on to become the lead singer of twenty one pilots.

  • @freddiewithanie4479
    @freddiewithanie4479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1944

    danny: "Imagine how many Mississippis I'd get if I had like 30 of these."
    me, who's watched A Danny Gonzalez Video before: "oh no"

  • @snowy6512
    @snowy6512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    Danny: ranting about how terrible this product is.
    The one hair on his head that is loose having a rave party

    • @OstiOriginals
      @OstiOriginals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm so glad that i'm not the only one that saw that lmao

    • @Opheliias
      @Opheliias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joshroehl6098 self promoting?

    • @bleckybob
      @bleckybob 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quarantine hair

  • @hgjfkd12345
    @hgjfkd12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    "Did I get better because I just practiced balancing the last 3 times?"
    Yes, that one