FCF Comedy Date Night, March 24 2018, Act 3

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  • In case you missed Date Night, or want to relive to glory...of Tim Hawkins!

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  • @eliteops3610
    @eliteops3610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    Finally a Comedian that can crack me up without dropping the F-bomb and my 6 year old daughter can listen in without getting her childhood ruined.

    • @brianaverly6391
      @brianaverly6391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Fr , so hard to fid these days

    • @thehoboeskimo9888
      @thehoboeskimo9888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      try these guys: Michael Jr, Jeff Allen, Brad Stine, Rob Pearson, Johnie W, Anthony Griffin and Sinbad. They r all great clean Christian comedians. Have a great day

    • @katelynbrine3525
      @katelynbrine3525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just type "clean Christian comedy" on youtube. Hawkins, Mark Lowry, and Michael Jr usually pop up. Lowry and Hawkins are my favourites.

    • @thehoboeskimo9888
      @thehoboeskimo9888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@katelynbrine3525 yea i like hawkisn n jr

    • @gothicmoonchild3629
      @gothicmoonchild3629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan are clean comedians...they're hilarious

  • @michaelchapman195
    @michaelchapman195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    A true dying breed. Clean humor, not picking people apart. What a legend

    • @phinehasgraupner9566
      @phinehasgraupner9566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he aint dying... hes still going strong

    • @TeenaGonzalez
      @TeenaGonzalez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Totally agree!!

    • @michaelchapman195
      @michaelchapman195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You guys! 🤣

    • @spicypenguini
      @spicypenguini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@phinehasgraupner9566 tɦɛʏ aʀɛռt taʟҡɨռɢ aɮօʊt ɦɨʍ, tɦɛʏ aʀɛ taʟҡɨռɢ aɮօʊt tɦɨa ҡɨռɖ օʄ ċօʍɛɖʏ

    • @dustinconner1954
      @dustinconner1954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And talented

  • @VV01f13
    @VV01f13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    This man is so underrated, comedy genius.

    • @jakehall7763
      @jakehall7763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He's underated because he believes in God and actually show's it.

    • @josephg.3370
      @josephg.3370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Truth!!!

    • @BeyondEcho95
      @BeyondEcho95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I've had the privilege of seeing him three times live in Cali. He is HILARIOUS! He shows how funny and creative comedians can be without the use of a swear word or vulgarity every other second

    • @TheLyricsGuy
      @TheLyricsGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He really is though. No joke. He could easily hang with some of the biggest standup comedians out there.

    • @goudagirl6095
      @goudagirl6095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not as underrated as you think. He's HUGE in Christian circles (and even outside them). It's just that he's also humble, and has actually refused the lure of Hollywood when it came calling more than once. He's said he loves what he does, and doesn't need to be "famous" for it....but uh oh too late! Shut up and take your blessing, Tim! :-)

  • @shelbyewebb9040
    @shelbyewebb9040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Tim Hawkins is my favorite comedian! He is so clean, appropriate, and absolutely hilarious! I love him!

    • @h.a3567
      @h.a3567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed!!!😁

    • @carolsanborn5332
      @carolsanborn5332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      helbye Webb- He's a one of a kind complete package for certain !

    • @carolsanborn5332
      @carolsanborn5332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shelbye - Sorry, my spellcheck changed your name before I caught it post.

    • @dionst.michael5818
      @dionst.michael5818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ll bet he showers twice a day. Three times on Sunday 🤣

    • @brendasimmons8904
      @brendasimmons8904 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True bruh true

  • @KM-yq3os
    @KM-yq3os 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    It’s 2020. September. I had forgotten what it feels like to belly laugh so hard I cry and can’t breath🤣. Psalm 38:7🙌🏻🤣 🤣

    • @winifredcarillo4124
      @winifredcarillo4124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Refreshing to. hear clean comedy.funnier!

    • @caramelfrappuccino234
      @caramelfrappuccino234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Its 2021 and I agree

    • @Psalm.146
      @Psalm.146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here. 😁
      Blessings and greetings from Chicago. 🙋
      Numbers 6:24-26

    • @sarathephoenix7051
      @sarathephoenix7051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I watched that part 3 times this week... Eyes shut, watering, hoping I don't pee myself... 👍

    • @jamesovermyer6457
      @jamesovermyer6457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rodney howard brown .the river in tampa,florida the holy ghost will fill u with joy.then u will really laugh and cry.

  • @catherinezoller4451
    @catherinezoller4451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    A less manic, but equally hilarious Robin Williams. Tim has it all. The physical comedy, the impersonations, the out of this world humor, the observations and the ability to get into our heads. Absolutely my favorite comedian!

  • @BeyondEcho95
    @BeyondEcho95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    His noises, poses, stances, etc., get me every freaking time!

    • @elizabethmagallanes5226
      @elizabethmagallanes5226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The f word is the f word in any form it is called an euphemism, honest !! Look it up!!

  • @AntoineLiles
    @AntoineLiles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The way he ate those biscuits looking at mama had me dead.

  • @TheFirstAmendment
    @TheFirstAmendment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Being clean will not get you noticed by the world . Glad he has integrity

    • @thomaslewis7855
      @thomaslewis7855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He is doing what he loves and getting paid.

    • @edhillard441
      @edhillard441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The only way Acts 2:38

  • @ZiggyLu-og3zp
    @ZiggyLu-og3zp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    *_This got me through a seriously difficult situation Tim. Thank you! God bless you brother. Thank you Lord for Tim’s gift of comedy_*

    • @idkminer3340
      @idkminer3340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen!!!

    • @elgabenedicta
      @elgabenedicta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here.

    • @barbararay1389
      @barbararay1389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you are spot on. so insightful. you make me laugh out loud and i love your accent. its great no words!

    • @goudagirl6095
      @goudagirl6095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ditto. Covid had me seriously depressed. Stumbled on one of Tim's videos. Thank you Lord for the gift of laughter and Tim Hawkins!

    • @elizabethbowie9753
      @elizabethbowie9753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nevermind situation! It's gotten me thru a difficult YEAR!!!

  • @joyd9827
    @joyd9827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    He reminds me of Robin Williams in many ways. I like him, I can sit and watch with my daughter and laugh for hours.

    • @roz3273
      @roz3273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed

    • @msmotherful
      @msmotherful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love the fact, too, that I can show this to any of my family members, both traditional and modern Pentecost, and not feel ashamed.

    • @gothicmoonchild3629
      @gothicmoonchild3629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      RIP Robin Williams 😢

    • @Joshua-ye2eo
      @Joshua-ye2eo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Looks like a blend of Williams and Owen Wilson with their comedic talent also.

    • @sethstout-powell8838
      @sethstout-powell8838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats what I do when I watch him. Heck my friends ask me where i find this stuff and I have to tell them they missed some of the best stuff of their childhoods.

  • @nickmesogianes4638
    @nickmesogianes4638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I remember seeing one of his specials late at night on one of those Christian networks (I didn't have cable for a looong time) and found myself on the floor dying at his jokes. He's a very underrated comic but his material reaches to all ages

  • @ItsMe-uf1st
    @ItsMe-uf1st 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I've never seen him before but wow, his kids jokes had me crying I was laughing so hard! Hilarious!

  • @americanwomanmmgood1
    @americanwomanmmgood1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Amazing and absolutely hilarious. This man is so talented it's mind-boggling. He is truly God's gift to all.

  • @DatronMitchell
    @DatronMitchell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Going through a tough and challenging season being alone and God in his provision and faithfulness graced me with this gift!🎁 Never even heard of Tim Hawkins until now, but God's timing is perfect!💯 I would be greatly blessed if he could come to Chicago!

  • @jellybones1237
    @jellybones1237 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    My chest hurts from laughing so much and I'm not even halfway yet. Great way to end a day and start a new one. God bless you Tim

  • @yvettejones5323
    @yvettejones5323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    First time I ever had a puff of air go in and out of my body at the same time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @naturallydria4813
    @naturallydria4813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    He is the funniest comedian EVER! I had to stop the video several times because my face hurt from laughing so hard. So refreshing to hear a comedian who doesn't reduce his jokes down to cursing. Such a blessing!

    • @lilpoohbear653
      @lilpoohbear653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I went to 3 of his shows...each time I laughed so hard and for so long that the next day by stomach felt like I had been doing tons of sit ups!!! Great show...he is the real deal

  • @kaitlynj.7389
    @kaitlynj.7389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "No Thomas no! Common let's go, I'm gonna drive you off a naughty cliff! No you don't need your shoes your not coming back!"
    😂😂😂

    • @carolsanborn5332
      @carolsanborn5332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kaitlyn, Yes, he's an absolute scream of delight for his ability to hit the nail on the head when it comes to saying the most outlandish thing that strikes a chord with anyone who has experienced out of control kids.

  • @spammie29
    @spammie29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I first fell in love with his comedy years ago, when I first heard The Wife Song or also called Things You Don't Say To Your Wife. I also really like John Crist, who was once the opener on a Tim Hawkins tour. Both really funny guys!

  • @sbmj87
    @sbmj87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    My wife had to be resuscitated after that pop tart joke.

    • @iiBandage
      @iiBandage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hope all is well. He really is a funny guy.

    • @countryrat2431
      @countryrat2431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iiBandage same here. I stopped breathing after the microwave thing

    • @kaylabeamon4201
      @kaylabeamon4201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same bruh. My spirit went to heaven, gave Jesus a high five then i came back, ran a marathon on legos and slapped my mama

    • @joshualuntsford
      @joshualuntsford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kaylabeamon4201 dang.

    • @elizabethbowie9753
      @elizabethbowie9753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kaylabeamon4201 ur 2 Funny, 2!!!

  • @01Paulsgirl
    @01Paulsgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Even if you took away his side-splitting comedy, Tim Hawkins's immense variety of talent would entertain an audience for hours in any setting!

  • @mr.billhillerich
    @mr.billhillerich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Awesome man of GOD with a sense of humor that is brilliant! Love your music as a former professional musician. Love your talent as a Christian! GOD bless you for lightening up our cynical, evil, vile world filled with demons in our governments and our learning institutions . We all need your clean, loving comedic skills!

  • @moneyflipper12345
    @moneyflipper12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "Lo, I have a disease in my loins." Killed me..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Fishingdad257
      @Fishingdad257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Painful disease cant leave out painful😂

  • @aidanlucas9110
    @aidanlucas9110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    The 265 people who disliked this were laughing so hard they couldn't click the right button!

  • @carolinachildofgod2270
    @carolinachildofgod2270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Awesome Funny Comedian. He had me laughing hard. Nice to have a clean Christian Comedian proving you can use humor without cursing. Talented Man of God.

    • @mattyc.9332
      @mattyc.9332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Carolina Trevino Lots of comedians don't swear....

    • @carolinachildofgod2270
      @carolinachildofgod2270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mattyc.9332 true, I just seen this one and Michael.

    • @shino1200
      @shino1200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@carolinachildofgod2270 Brad Stein is funny as hell and he's a Christian comedian

    • @niniandsunny1353
      @niniandsunny1353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shino1200 you can also type a sentence without cussing😉 jk. Brad Stein IS hilarious!!!

    • @jeanettekniebusch9532
      @jeanettekniebusch9532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Swearing is really SO offensive?

  • @llamamama430
    @llamamama430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    This guy is HILARIOUS. My sides are hurting from the favorite bible verse story. I love the Garth Brooks song too.

    • @candidandi2695
      @candidandi2695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same I loved all it

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I lost it at his sudden, Mick Jagger looking for his rent-a-car, impression.

    • @pkorns1892
      @pkorns1892 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got to see him a year ago!! I hope he'll come around again!

  • @ThrifterPickerShipper
    @ThrifterPickerShipper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I have loved Tim for many many years and I'm telling you he just gets funnier and funnier, my gut hurts!

    • @tinaprice3497
      @tinaprice3497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's no way I could actually sit through one of his shows. I would be laughing so hard, that I would probably throw up from my stomach hurting, lol. He's awesome!!

  • @violetangelflame1
    @violetangelflame1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If you run out of clean comedy from TH-cam. I just found another totally clean channel. It's Dry Bar Comedy. No cussing, bad subjects.... There are I think 100s of videos there. But I'm so glad I found this guy.

  • @barbarastortz4073
    @barbarastortz4073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Tim Hawkins is truly funny and is so cleanly without vulgar shortcuts or shock value fillers. I'm amazed this guy isn't better known. I enjoyed all of his performance but hands down that was the best Mick Jagger impersonation I've heard. Up till now, my fav featured Mick as a rooster on acid. Thanks. I'm stuck in a bed healing and stuff like this really helps.
    Vaya con Dios y'all 😎

  • @ana.b309
    @ana.b309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love this guy! His son's song was crazy funny. And what a singing!

  • @bloodbroMom51
    @bloodbroMom51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Absolutely love Tim Hawkins' comedy. Psalm 38:7 @39:10 literally fell out of my chair laughing

  • @KevinGoldenEnterprises
    @KevinGoldenEnterprises 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I had to pause the video at the Psalms "loin" joke... I literally couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard!

    • @vanessas8572
      @vanessas8572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I totally stopped and looked it up and bookmarked it in my Bible app just so my friends would wonder what on earth I'm reading. Lol 😆

    • @carolsanborn5332
      @carolsanborn5332 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin Golden The same joke broke me , after already laughing so hard at most of his jems my stomach hurt ! I commented on it before I even saw your comment.

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would’ve just thought it was another elaborate Tim Hawkins joke. Like he did it on purpose 😂.

  • @katherinepoindexter4380
    @katherinepoindexter4380 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    my stomach hurts from laughing..what a way to start my morning.

    • @gatlinbright425
      @gatlinbright425 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep what a way to start your morning

  • @cowboylikeabi
    @cowboylikeabi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “Imma beat the snot out of you” literally my mom says that also “the living snot”

  • @morsnepise1703
    @morsnepise1703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Gotta love Tim! Clean Christian comedy for the whole family. You rock Tim Hawkins!

  • @lyv8627
    @lyv8627 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Very FUNNY.......🤣😂 I really enjoyed his humor and the mom saying she's going to knock the snot out of you is very reminiscent of my childhood too.. Thank YOU 🙏

  • @SpitfireKitty
    @SpitfireKitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When he made the joke about the pop tart my reaction to it made my friend think I was having a seizure

  • @douglaskurtz8357
    @douglaskurtz8357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    as a Catholic: "hows every-body doing?"
    "Were dooooo-ing fiiiine"
    "its so grea-eat to be here with you TO-NITE"
    "and also with you"

  • @JonnyCool1.5
    @JonnyCool1.5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I came from a secular comedy show, it was completely dismal. Songs about how life sucks, was supposed to be funny but my goodness people are lost.
    This guy is fantastic!

  • @chareehatch7751
    @chareehatch7751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I rrally love this guy. I am 54 years old i have watched alot of funny things and people so it is really hard to make me laugh but this guy cracks me up every time. No swore words just pure every day life ans funny.

  • @lindaduncan1775
    @lindaduncan1775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just happened on this guy while browsing yout7ube.Why have I never heard of him before?So funny ,like others have said,clean humour and hilarious :)

  • @ashleynolan8824
    @ashleynolan8824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I think I was at this show. He's in Dallas area, eating at the same IKEA as me, and I think I'm the one dying in the audience about the Pentecostal women. 🤣

  • @towannadiggs8774
    @towannadiggs8774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    He is funny...first time hearing him. Great work, and CLEAN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @insertnamehere5399
      @insertnamehere5399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Towanna Diggs find him singing the Chic fil A song, I love that place to

    • @keeganbrock9049
      @keeganbrock9049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have the DVD , it's free on TH-cam!!!!!!

    • @goofydisneyfreak632
      @goofydisneyfreak632 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keegan Brock YES!!! I didn’t know it was FREE on TH-cam! YASSSSS!

    • @peternoparker
      @peternoparker 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome to the fam!

    • @getsmygoatbyrachelhowell5941
      @getsmygoatbyrachelhowell5941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My boyfriend and I had the honor of seeing him live last night live for the first time! Highly recomend!!!!

  • @beverlythomas6109
    @beverlythomas6109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    So freaking funny!! I don't remember when I laughed so hard. The combination of being funny to look at plus funny to listen too...well my stomach is hurting from all the laughter!! Tim Hawkins is a genius!!❤💙💚

    • @carolsanborn5332
      @carolsanborn5332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Beverly Thomas, I find him so fun to watch because he puts so much into his physical preformance, but I also appreciate his good looks. I hope by your post that you didn't mean that he is funny looking, because I'd have to disagree with that part if so . Anyone who is good looking can
      contort their face by expressions that portrait an appropriate response to the outlandish things others say...Lucy Ball was a beautiful woman , for example , but she wasn't afraid of making funny expressions at the expense of her own good looks. Tim is fearless about his face contortions like that too , while still being a good looking guy...

  • @tabitham7235
    @tabitham7235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I have seen so many of his videos new and old and he is a great, clean comedian that I could watch all day and all night

  • @bridget4801
    @bridget4801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Ya sayin I have a spank account"
    Laughed so hard

  • @pennykeller3048
    @pennykeller3048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love Tim's comedy. He made me laugh really hard too. We need this in today's world

  • @Shredder1400
    @Shredder1400 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    “Did I did it wrong?! Do I have glaucwoma?!!!!” Classic!!!!

  • @25designer
    @25designer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fantastic @TimHawkins! Laughed hysterically!! God Bless ~

  • @curtisishere13
    @curtisishere13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    You got to love him he's just hilarious and it keeps it so clean that is awesome praise God Tim Hawkins

  • @dhebisiconolfi8280
    @dhebisiconolfi8280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    How have I never seen him before!! He is hysterically funny. "Where's me Ford Focus?" LMAO

    • @joshuabrauda5568
      @joshuabrauda5568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m a big car man lol

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just read your comment and laughed all over again! That was my favourite bit too!

  • @loreneknight9755
    @loreneknight9755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Tim Hawkins...I love you. You have a gift from God. I have laughed so hard, my cheeks are sore, my tummy hurts. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you sooo much. Be blessed!!

  • @ByrdMan69
    @ByrdMan69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The Psalms 38:7 one KILLED ME!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @battlebear437
      @battlebear437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was crying...oh my word, that’s hilarious!

  • @jamesedwards2237
    @jamesedwards2237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was fortunate enough to see him live at NAU here in Phoenix April 2019, 2 days after my wife passed, with a couple of good friends. I really needed the laughter.

  • @francesbrown704
    @francesbrown704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Oh I thought I was the only one that could see Robin Williams in him. He’s great long live Taylor

  • @countryrat2431
    @countryrat2431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I actually sing at weddings
    *the crowd laughs violently*
    Tim: 😑😑why don’t y’all shut your mouths
    (I can make this a wedding no ones ever gonna forget)

  • @heatherlightfoot6806
    @heatherlightfoot6806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is not the video to watch when everyone in the house is asleep .... because you will wake them up with your laughing

  • @pwr_up_ty
    @pwr_up_ty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    gotta love how tim pauses in the middle of jokes so the audience doesn’t choke to death

  • @stayfrosty5537
    @stayfrosty5537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Enjoyed the show. Haven't laughed so hard in a looooonngg time... Especially loved the aging rock star skits! Classic!!! Thank you Tim!

  • @dannysmall7914
    @dannysmall7914 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'm chocking and crying at the same time

  • @metalmike3780
    @metalmike3780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As a metal head. I love that end song
    Also here he shows he has real good vocal range with them high screams

  • @carolyningalls4580
    @carolyningalls4580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Needed this so much Tim.
    Strugglin
    Strugglin so much
    Covid
    Cancer Complications
    And A Veterans Wife
    God Please.
    He needs help.

  • @piggy_samurai
    @piggy_samurai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    For my loins are filled with a loathsome disease: and there is no soundness in my flesh.Psalm 38:7 is my new favorite bible verse

  • @Concetta20
    @Concetta20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “I don’t want a tortilla, I want a duvet cover.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @superjeantook
    @superjeantook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Turning into a Hobbit I dont know!"
    I love his Hobbit references

  • @gr8teagazr122
    @gr8teagazr122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I LOVE this guy! He's hilarious. I really appreciate the fact that he can laugh me to tears without resorting to filth and profanity, and his mimicry is too funny for words.
    To God be the glory!

  • @stormyphillips251
    @stormyphillips251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I laughed so hard my cat clawed me for waking him up. 😂😂

  • @tonitaylor5485
    @tonitaylor5485 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Mama you may want to go out to the car for a bit. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lilpoohbear653
      @lilpoohbear653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im about to throw down....LOL!!!

  • @LadyMoonsparrow
    @LadyMoonsparrow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Love, love love Tim Hawkins! he is the best!

  • @wintersnowfall2338
    @wintersnowfall2338 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I love the expressions that he makes when he is telling a joke 😂

    • @towannadiggs8774
      @towannadiggs8774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wintersnow fall23 I do too....he reminds me of Robin Williams. Sort of resemble him too.

  • @barrythomson8770
    @barrythomson8770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love this guys humour, had the first real unrestrained laughter in years. Well done!!!

  • @samc6264
    @samc6264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tim, Ya got me cracking up here and I'm an old guy. Everything you covered I can relate to. Thanks for the humor.

  • @intercat4907
    @intercat4907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Stores men should never go to". I took my beloved pre-teen daughter to NYC for a week. Musicals, landmarks, the Brooklyn Bridge, the Ferry, Empire State, the Park ....The only place we went to 4 times was the Hello Kitty store on Times Square. I always sat next to the security guard - who said he told his friends he worked "on Times Square". That was 19 years ago, and she still thanks me occasionally. Good kid.

  • @tmdstone
    @tmdstone ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Been watching Tim’s comedy for about a year and this is my favorite stand up!😂😂

  • @daniart3909
    @daniart3909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is one of the extreme few comedians who can make me laugh even if I'm not in a laughing mood... I'll be like thinking, "that is so not funn...Hahahahaha" (side hurts)

  • @doloresdonaghy4966
    @doloresdonaghy4966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I went to see Tim Hawkins perform once..he was hilarious!😂 Can't see him live anymore..I'm older & they havent made an incontinence product absorbant enough 😝

    • @sallyclobes3216
      @sallyclobes3216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dolores Donaghy :)hf

    • @juanettebutts9782
      @juanettebutts9782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dolores Donaghy: I'm planning on tripling up!!
      "I laughed so hard, tears ran down my legs!"

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juanettebutts9782 - THAT's funny! "I laughed so hard, tears ran down my legs!" Who said it?

    • @juanettebutts9782
      @juanettebutts9782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kathcasey2090 It was one of the way-older ladies at church. I resemble that remark!

  • @candidradio
    @candidradio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A friend of mine just told me about him as we were talking about how hard it is to find comedians who are funny and don't feel the need to insult everyone. She mentioned that I would really like Tim Hawkins and she was right.. I have never heard him before but now I am a fan. Loved the rock stars should change their lirycs when they get older routine Keep up the great work Tim. from a brand new fan

  • @KittyClark4433
    @KittyClark4433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Laughed till i lost my breath!
    So much talent! 👍👍👍👍

  • @artybarra6054
    @artybarra6054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very funny, very clean. Goes to show, you dont need dirt to laugh👍🏻👍🏻🙏🙏thank you.

  • @cierakitty
    @cierakitty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Almost at the end....The Garth Brooks song...nailed it !

  • @Shelldamage
    @Shelldamage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Brilliant multitalent, he is so good !

  • @bouncyballblue
    @bouncyballblue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    20:40 on child discipline
    17:30 supernanny
    30:00 autograph story

    • @willmunoz1638
      @willmunoz1638 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      More loke 37:38
      30:00 is the La Madeline Story

  • @diannesine
    @diannesine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    You are an amazing comedian. I had the honor of seeing your show twice. Both time I left in pain from laughing so hard!

    • @makalaskalsky2372
      @makalaskalsky2372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Thumbs up!...for the comment!! ...And yes ''Yoda'' as well!!!*

    • @pkorns1892
      @pkorns1892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just saw him last month. Front row seats! He is the BEST!!

  • @jillj6542
    @jillj6542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Have gone to Tim's shows and have all his DVD"s, have heard this over and over and laugh from the deepest part of me every single time. He is absolutely a brilliant comedian, musician and is completely underrated and ignored by the entertainment world, because he doesn't have to go to the gutter to get a laugh. Listening to his DVD's gets me thru the misery of a traffic filled commute with laughing to the point of tears. Thank you Tim!!! God Bless You!!!

  • @HUDTHEBOSS
    @HUDTHEBOSS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    She's my best friends girl... I am dyeing of laughter 😂🤣😂

  • @powerhouse884
    @powerhouse884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    WOW This dude came out of nowhere!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂🤣

    • @ana-xp7qd
      @ana-xp7qd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PowerhousePR he’s funnier in person 😂😂 had an honor to meet him

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ana-xp7qd - Where? Lucky!

    • @ana-xp7qd
      @ana-xp7qd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kath Casey in Calallen small city two hours south of San Antonio

  • @beatleme2
    @beatleme2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    eating the Pop tart on the toilet and using the toilet paper for a napkin 🤣 - First time I ever had a puff of air go in and out of my body at the same time 🤣...this guy is good

  • @susanhowe163
    @susanhowe163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I noticed the way he dresses. He's just so very relaxed and funny 😌😄. Only God has the power to give you this sense of humor.

  • @seangenette2949
    @seangenette2949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Luke, I’m your MOTHER! Hahaha”

  • @terrihelmoski5350
    @terrihelmoski5350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had a lot of loss last year and he helped with Laughter. God bless you so much. Tim.

  • @blakeflaco3279
    @blakeflaco3279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm not really a clean comedic guy but someone told.me about Tim a while back.and am hooked. I could.listen to him over and over. Absolutely hilarious!!! highly recommended!!!

  • @briannarichardson9511
    @briannarichardson9511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "I'm not gonna say it again.''' meant the next time she was gonna whoop me AND make me clean my room.

  • @TheVirusIsTheCure
    @TheVirusIsTheCure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This dude is GREAT at what he does! Very professional!

  • @marywookey8960
    @marywookey8960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I found his chic filet song and have been following him since. God knew I needed to laugh more, I died rolling at everything this guy does. Love his type of humor! He sounds so much like the great Robin Williams in his voices he does. A Shear genius! Thank you Lord!

  • @williemcbride5311
    @williemcbride5311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this guy rocks, love it, thanks for sharing.

  • @jessiebell6884
    @jessiebell6884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "No more spanks,"
    "We're gonna use a taser."

  • @judiechamblee9581
    @judiechamblee9581 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He could sing with any of those bands...he immitates perfectly...he is so so funny..god bless him

  • @inatiff29
    @inatiff29 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just found this guy today and I'm 😂😭 crying!!

  • @purplebutterfly3568
    @purplebutterfly3568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The eye doctor joke had me crying i was laughing so hard !