A Day In The Life of Claus Kellerman
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I shared my recent weekend. How was yours?
Played WOT, played guitar, and worked on my latest electronics project, a 4 quadrant powersupply
Tried farming in WoT in the weekend, which was pretty much 2 times 2 hour ragefest...but at least I like my new SuperPershing for which I traded my Panther88. At least I farmed up around 2.5M creds.
Then I tried to farm experience on my P43ter and my TigerP....the P43 was so-so, but ugh, playing the Tiger P is punishment in it's purest form.
I wanted to go to a hooker on Sunday afternoon, but I was so upset after the Tiger 'grind' that I felt that I wouldn't be able to enjoy it, so I went to the swimming pool instead, swam 2000 meters and relaxed in a jacuzzi, spent some time in the sauna too...that was pretty good.
BTW, are you using Gold saws and axes, or regular TreePenetrating saws and axes? I don't see any HE.
Fine, I learned Morse code.
I live in Virginia, right on the coast, so I spent my weekend cleaning up all the leaves, fallen limbs, and other shit that was transported from somewhere else into my yard as the storm passed through. I do take some satisfaction knowing that somewhere downwind people are cleaning up shit that used to be in my yard.
It was actually a net gain though, as I now have what appears to be the remnants of a boat cover, half a styrofoam cooler, and oddly enough a T-shirt. Poor bastard, never venture outside when wind gusts are reaching 60mph.
never mind your weekend,no one cares.Where the fuck are the tanks !
Plays video games for a living. Camps and fishes on weekends. Has a girlfriend, and drinks beer. Not sure if I admire you, or hate you Claus.😎
BOTH lol
Fights off Giant Wasps with an AX.
Both although now that I think about it my current job is probably less rage inducing than wot
In Finland we usually don't leave stumps 1 meter high while cutting trees. In Canada that might be different, though.
LMAO! So true. You should only see stumps that high if the land was flooded, froze, and you were clearing ice for hockey.
a stump 1m high hidden in bushes did $1700 USD damage to my truck. Unfortunately, I can't afford to move my truck to FInland.
@@oldunclejed8650 sounds like u need GLASSES if anything
You're a bad influence on the CC community, Quickybaby actually said "No homo" on yesterday's youtube video!
Saw that on his Type 59 video too.
Quickybaby will delete that video so the PC Leftist crowd in the UK don't protest his house
Mark My words
I'm sure a Political Correctness Enforcement Squad has already been dispatched.
If Claus could influence 'Quick premium-tank-sales Baby it would be marvellous! The day he starts saying 'SHOOT EM UP THE ASS' I will start watching again !
"And he flanks him and shoots him up the bottom!"
Tier 2 Lumberjack.
with premium saw
@@koliostro13 Weak upper plate tho
Claus, you found a woman who will put up with you, just think of what she's been through and what she's seen. My God man, share your beer with the poor lady.
Here we see the Canadian male human in his natural habitat. Observe as he attempts to court the Canadian female human by demonstrating his prowess on the water board. Yet with all his feats of strength on full display, she appears to be uninterested. Furthering his attempts courtship he tries to further his prowess by initiating the manly art of felling a tree. Taking time to pose on the said tree in a vicious and powerful stance. Exhausted by his efforts he decides to nap and lay in an improvised bed between two trees. While napping the Canadian female sneaks in stealing his last remaining leverage of courtship, cheap Mexican beer. Alone and humiliated on the ground, this Canadian male will not mate today.
now get David Attenborough to read this.
Alone, humiliated and thirsty.
No fun for him?
Nice idea and just a great video.
Thanks for having us in your life ..., your community loves you !!!
They way those branches flew off the tree when it hit the ground was soooooo satisfying!
I know. He ammo racked the tree
What a brilliant video, wonderful subtle visual humour in a beautiful setting. The 'expert camera-person' highlights, I literally laughed out loud!!
Although Claus has made some great and hilarious gaming videos, I think the best are those without tanks! The first videos I came across on the channel were the 'Claus goes camping' series, which I recommend that everyone check out by the way! Another highlight from the past was the 'What are You Doing?' with Marcel and the dangerous unfilled holes!
Please make more 'Claus outdoors' videos!
Hi Hans .... you are absolutely right. Can't agree more with what you are saying.
The "Claus goes camping" series was the second thing I watched on that channel. Never before did I smash the subscribe button this fast !!!
Camping videos and the cringing female Park Rangers...yep.
Claus Kellerman: the only Canuck without access to a chainsaw
Also those open face cut angles on both sides
You should blame the wasp venom you absolute madman
Ricky the Lumberjack doesn't have an excuse
I live in Toronto and I approve this video. Thank you for making our lives better one video at a time Eh!
Quite possibly the best video you have ever made. I laughed a lot, thanks
Wow I'm impressed by Miss Smooch - helping you out and all
I thought I was watching an episode of the Red Green Show! LOL
Great Vid Claus!
This is something different and I really enjoyed it. I'm sure these take a lot of time to do, but very cool video Claus.
LOLs...you always find a way for me to experience the profound and stimulating way to ingest coffee via my sinuses.
You're like "The Dude" of B.C. "Hey man! There's a beverage here!"
Jesus, you drink almost as much Rickard's Red as I do!
Great video Claus. I enjoyed that.
I love your WoT videos but this is so much better. Nice to see the outside, even if on a screen and a year ago. Thank you Claus, much love buddy!
EPIC DAY CLAUS!!! Glad to see you out doing some fly fishing, which is one of my MOST favorite things to do!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Boy is it a glorious day to be Claus viewer. I've got 2 trees to cut down on my yard and inspired by this video, I realized, that I too can cut them down NO BULLSHIT, LOW BUDGET, WORKMAN style!
Inspiration for my summer :) hope you enjoyed yours...
Loved this video!
This man is my spirit animal, minus the Canadian part lol. Never stop what you're doing, Claus.
Now when know where the term "Hey you hoser" came from lol
Had you on the team in 2 games in your sheriff's account T 57 Heavy. GG, well played, thanks for the only WOT fun I had today.
Also, why drink Mexican beer in Canada? Don't you have your own?
After that fantastic display of tree harvesting I was expecting to hear the Lumberjack song.
Glad you are ok Claus! Cool you are a fly fisherman!
Amazing video. Never change Claus. Just carry on being you. F...king brilliant😂😂😂
I blame Ms Smooch for that alcohol abuse
The Claus Kellerman Show! No charge for the title....lol
Claus we do not require you to get half killed by a swarm of wasps for our entertainment but it does go a long way in the right direction, Thanks buddy we really appreciate your sacrifice.
loved the movie. make some more!
I love fishing you are in the West of Canada and I am in the Maritimes if you ever come this way I would love to take you fishing as most people know the Maritimes is a great place to fish there are lots of great places to fish out this way hope you enjoyed your summer to all Clausians
Love you Claus always the best
why does Claus make me smile so?
EPIC Claus... EPIC!!! :-)
"How are those burgers coming?"
"Fuck off Claus."
Dayum i love you Clausy, you`re the BEST of the BESTS:* lots of love from South Africa:*
Good weekend, kids had homecoming, got to go on a good hike here in Maryland. Hung out with the wife.
Claus is a Canadian???..... Awesome!!!!
God damn, just let a real man cut that tree, that was embarrasing to watch.
Axe is for splittin' wood, where was the chainsaw? 😆
Totally messed up my image of Canadians.
One just needs a proper Axe made for felling, and be sure it's sharp. The Wrong Axe can never do the right job.
chainsaws are noisey yes but much more effective
He's a lumberjack and he's OK ...
Hi Claus! As a good Canadian I went moose hunting this weekend. It's cold and windy as hell but as some great philosopher once said: the worst day hunting is better than the best day working.
By the way this is NOT how you fall a tree but hey who gives a fuck when it's down. Good work anyway.
I just spent 9days with the family driving 1600 around southern california. Enjoying the beautiful weather, amusement parks. Did some mining. Think it was a great 9days. Now back to reality in north west Oregon. :(
you are the best youtuber ever i love you dude , you make me the grate day whit this video
All the best to you all...................
What didn’t you learn the first time? Lose the ball and chain. Save the beer
The Working Man!!! (And his sacred weekend)
Love ur work
300km is only like 45 miles at the current exchange rate.
-__- 1.6 km is a mile
its a joke dude
Hahaha, classic
Silver Torpedo r/woooosh
@@silvertorpedo4588 r/wooosh
I spent a huge chunk of last weekend with my 10-year old daughter practicing math for her big test on Monday. There was around 30 pages of practice material which for a 10-year old is just too much, but we made it. With the last few minutes of my weekend I played Assassin't Creed Odyssey :)
Snow on the weekend and more today lol
Rather not relive that but thanks for asking ,and sharing yours.
Hey, nice chalk cliff (where you were fishing the little fish). Bet there might be fossils in there !
Leaves have fallen here in Maine.... had to scrape the GOD DAMN frost off my car this morning! My weekend though was great! I went camping with my Cub Scouts and it rained like a bastard till 7pm then the temp dropped off to 35f. I should have stayed home and played WoT! I did not however almost die.... thanks for only almost dying, we like you. It would be very disappointing if you were taking out by angry wasps.
If you are young enough to be in the cub scouts you really should not be using language like that.
Panther Pond?
No, been up that way though. I'm in the mid coast :D
hahaa
Few years back I enjoyed a Boy Scout field trip to the curling rink in Belfast. Wick fun.
Hi, you're really 😂 hilarious, humorous and interesting! I've been watching you, couple years, after I was stat playing wot. Thank you very much for bringing laugh in our lives, especially in this difficult time!
Ambulance drove for 40 miles then stayed in the hospital for 4 hours for FREE !!! Take that USA. That is the sign of a country taking care of its citizens!
Two Thumbs Up
What a weekend! Cutting down a tree with that axe seemed worse than bouncing off high tier tanks.
spring is just starting here ,turn on the aircon
Claus chops tree like most of us play WOT
Take Off Ehhhh !! What kind of fancy schmancy beer you drinking ehhhh? Molson and Labatts not good enough for you? A typical Canadian weekend. Nice one ehhh!
Driving up to Whitby Ontario this week and staying for 10 days, but working. Will be visiting friends and family. Looking forward to it and then back to Ohio and the grind.
I love fishing too
Your summer looked good. I was busy beating cancer. Did go camping by red deer though.
Fun Claus.
Get Claus his own TV show,funnier than anything on TV
Sup Claus
I caught up on a few episodes I watch, went to Mothers, took out the dogs, didn't work em just walked, and finished off with a home cooked dinner. Pretty standard weekend for me.
❤️ you man
Tip: when you like to chop a tree, and (for safety, for not touching to much other trees, electric wires, cabins ) just make two cuts:
One, not to high, on the side you want to like it fall. The down cutside must be downwards slope like, quite a bit. Don't completely
cut to the heart. After cut the opposite side of the tree, higher, with a quite steep upper side, direction the heart, until you hear the moaning of the tree !
Then step backwards, far enough to be safe ! The tree will fall the side you want !!!
Yep, thats what summer is like across our great nation. Except most men can cut down a friggin' tree without embarrassing their brothers!
You have to love that Canadian health service: oxygen euphoria for free!
I spent a few days this summer asleep, in a canoe, on one of the many beautiful and peaceful lakes on Whidbey Island.
I dont get weekends. I work for a living. And Im a parent.
That is some A-grade hand acting from your lady firend. I see she can signal with an Italian accent.
Am I the only one laughing harder that I should at the Corona scene?
way to go sis
ask "Grupo Modelo" ( Corona beer manufacturer ) for your commission as a promoter, they should appreciate that advertising
Exercise, Relaxing and resurrection all in one weekend! Claus's life is more balanced than WOT!
Although I do have a sneaking suspicion the paramedics dabbed the 2 key whilst treating you.
I loved this (no homo)
That rageface at 9.45,.....which pretty much mirrors mine after grinding the Tiger P in the weekend through tier 9 matches 90% of the time.
Claus issuing a video showing he got wood.
Went to oshawa for the final tank saturday event of the year!
Will we see you at next years Aquino event Claus?
Staring at a Canadian forest enjoying a Mexican beverage? I need another Belgium beer...
That was more a half pounder Claus haha But awesome to see you love fishing with the dryfly aswel
Canada. 9 months of winter and 3 months of shitty ice fishing. Love that place. Just like upstate New York.
The Corona was suspect but faith restored when I saw the Rickards ...
Another best video ever. :)
Get back over where you belong :)
Your Sis looks great!
Omg the wasp part. Ha! Not that he almost died, it just came out of nowhere. Although near death can be pretty funny. And do they not have chainsaws in Canada? I know it's bad up there, but wow.
And too think Canada once had a proud tradition of lumberjacking, no more, no more ...
I love Rickards Red Rickards Dark is also very good!!!
He's stung again! Wo-o-o stung again!
Hope you're looking forward to a bracing Beecember.
Great job dropping the tree across the driveway. What, never heard of a chainsaw?
Slide the lead hand from being choked up under the head to meeting the hand gripping the butt with each swing in order to increase the power of your strokes. A lot less strenuous as well. Work smarter; Not harder.
Yeah but those were Canadian bees. The worlds most polite bee.
Tree cutting cool. Do you kill tanks with that ax
Love that your hospital visit was free up there but would that work in a country with 300 million people down here? Just a question.
"awesome kellerman"
Well that's 15 minutes of my life I wont get back!