To The Spooky Forest | Zelda Metroid Randomizer #12 | ProJared Plays
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2024
- The Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past and Super Metroid, smashed together into one crazy randomizer! Join LANK and Samus as they attempt to save both of their worlds together, finding each other's secret items and helping each other progress! (Or die. That, too.)
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JARED
YOU ALREADY HAD THE ICE ROD!
GO BACK TO THE WITCH!
Why does Jared always do stuff like this. He KNOWS the Witch doesn't give you the item immediately and he has previously referenced having the ice rod so he should know he already had it. Ugh.
Don't forget the exact same thing happened in the LttP Randomized series...
@@Enclave. He makes the same mistake all Lets Players and Streamers do. Too much talking and not enough concentrating.
@@schwarzerritter5724 I would bet it's more likely he simply forgot because of how lost he currently feels lol.
@@schwarzerritter5724 If he does then he is just frustrating not just the fans but also the Zelda randomizer players. I assume it has been pointed out to him more than once in these comments that he can leave the dark world at any point with just a save and quit right?
"Wasn't that blue before?" YES.
"Or am I losing my mind?" ALSO YES.
Like I said in the Ep when he got the what would have been Red Mail, but was Blue Mail because progression figuration to Jared. "Yes, the blue mail WAS up there, but now it's the Red Mail
@Pikachuisloveandlife I know, but if he's smart, he checks the comments, and watches his own videos for jolts and refreshers.
All of the upgrades are just
+1 to armor
+1 to sword
+1 to shield...
so you can only find them in order and they change icons to match what ever is next in line.
Jared, I'm not going to tell you the same thing a bunch of other comments are telling you. Instead, I just choose to compliment Miss Editor on her death counter sass.
The surprise addition of the Bee counter was also appreciated.
Jared, no. You already had the ice rod. The witch item is still in the hut. Please go back, Jared.
You just gotta walk one screen away from the hut then return and enter inside to find the reward from handing in the mushroom. He did enter the building but he didn't walk at least 1 screen away first... so it didn't spawn for him. You're correct he had the Ice Rod before handing in the Mushroom.
11:08 "My misery isn't funny." Somewhere, Chris Perkins laughs.
OH. MY. GOD.
He finally gets the mushroom, and then he doesn't get the item from the witch! I was so happy and then I just wanted to cry.
The witch doesn't give you an item directly it's in her house.
Also the blue mail changed to red because they made sure that you can't downgrade your items from level 3 to 2.Note that you also found the shield upgrades in order and that the first sword you found was the level 1 sword.
He should know about the witch because he made the exact same mistake last time he did this.
Jared is not good at learning.
Not 100% accurate. You can't get the witch item right away. You have to leave the area via the overworld first, which is why the witchs assistant gave him a red potion sample instead of the item.
This is something the witch would have told Jared, if the normal game text boxes were still turned on.
These exact kinds of scenarios are why I think the text boxes should be able to be turned off, but left on by default.
Jared, you got the Ice Rod several episodes ago. You still need to collect your trade from the witches. Remember that they don't give you an item immediately.
Anyone who is playing LttP for the first time, or a randomizer and have forgotten, the Witch works like this - give mushroom outside, leave the screen the hut exists on, either to the left or all the way to the right past the block that can be lifted. After you've done one screen transition, go back to the hut and go inside, the assistant has your item.
@@trident042 why'd he assume witch just gave him an item? it only makes a noise. Did he magically forget that you hold items above your head..?
@@TheUltimateRare To be fair, it's been a lot of non-pogress game time for Jared and I imagine he was just tired waiting for yet another useless item to appear, so when the mushroom left his inventory and moved to the Ice Rod he already had.. he just figured it was the reward.
@@trident042 lol sure. but funny enough, little does he know, i believe he has like 30 items left to check before he runs out.
How many LttP playthroughs will it take Jared to finally figure out how the mush exchange works? Find out on the next let's play!
ONE thing is gonna hide progression behind his mistakes, You just know it to be true.. He's gonna be forced to learn the basics of randomizer at this rate, even if he doesn't want to, lol he's probably gonna be forced to look up the logic rules and how checks work if this keeps getting worse.
Yep, here we go again!
@@TheUltimateRare The only item locations left in ALttP are his mistakes. The witch, the mini moldorm cave thief, and the 2-3 chests he skipped in the Palace of Darkness dungeon.
They leave in so much other dialog. Why not have a one page dialog for the witch saying "Come back for the item in my hut"?
In the mini moldorm cave he didnt talk to the npc
10:50 I couldn't stop laughing at this.
"I was laughing at HIS misery, MY misery isn't funny!"
"What am I missing?"
The witch's hut and a shit ton of things you could do in Metroid
He doesn't know sm very well, though. And he said "its been a couple of weeks since I played" in a previous episode, so he probably forgot he had the ice rod
With the current inventory in lttp, there's not a whole lot he can do there, the witch and the npc in the cave may have key progression items, who knows...
In SM though, Maridia can be completety cleared, not sure if the gravity suit location was checked off cam. Norfair could be explored easily enough without Varia, hellruns are common on the hard mode setting, but on normal with mobs spawn holes it easy enough to farm enough energy to survive (ontop of having almost all the energy tanks already)
Im sure i wasnt the only the one shaking my head when Jared turned tail right at Crocomire's door, so many items could have been obtained there
Also I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know how SM items work mostly. He treats the space jump like a double jump and keeps trying to wall jump or shine spark places instead of using his INFINITE JUMPING. And in LttP He still has witch and both cave thieves Light and Dark to check. He also has chests in Palace of Darkness, 3 of them.
@@momo2976 I don't remember if he ever checked the merchant in the middle of Kakariko village either, been a while and may have missed it but I know he didn't get it in episode 1 as he didn't have enough rupees when he was exploring the village.
@@momo2976 The Super Metroid version of the Space Jump was programmed with the understanding that the player would have the hi-jump boots before they got it, so it gives a fairly low jump boost. In addition to that it also has a semi-unintuitive timing window that can make it unforgiving to mistime a button press while attempting to ascend.
Basically you have to start going down a little before it will allow you to jump again, and spamming the jump button doesn't help.
I guess Jared didnt realize he had the ice rod already
I was gonna say, I thought he had that too.
to be fair, the grinding to get out of the heat probably messed with his head. He become hotheaded, and forgot everything zelda side already had.
The only thought I had was since it's the randomizer he probably thought the witch automatically gave him the item and forgot you have to screen transition.
@@Zaratos22 yes. he has done that before, in the last randomizer he did... Seems learning his lesson is not high on Jareds todo list.
He GameShark'd it
You already HAD the Ice Rod.
- Go back to witch's hut and get item.
- Still have the two items in the turtle room in Meridia.
- Also the extra item in that hot secret room you found that heart piece in, in Norfair.
20:03 Don't worry too much about it. When they did this in GDQ, the speedrunners wasted over an hour because they skipped over a simple check to save 5 seconds, and then promptly forgot about it later on.
I remember that and it was amazing.
JARED.
THIS EXACT THING HAPPENED LAST TIME YOU PLAYED.
YOU HAVE TO GO OFF SCREEN THEN GO BACK AND INTO THE HUT.
Zelda item locations currently available:
A) The NPC in Mini Moldorm cave (sw of Lake Hylia where he got speed booster)
B) Inside the witch's hut (You have to leave that overworld section after giving the mushroom for the item to appear.)
C) The 2 dark maze chests in Palace of Darkness
We are down to Metroid and item locations he does not realize he missed in Zelda.
Did he ever go to where you normally get given the shovel in dark world so you can get the flute? I've been kind of mentally screaming at him to go there.
@@acuerden yes he did
I love how almost no one had noticed how much Miss Editor is inflating the Death Counter
believe me, ive been noticing
and i really dont like it either its kinda shitty editing
@@jnub It's... different. I think it's better to think of Miss Editor as a second commentator than a mere death tabulater.
@@jnub I feel like it got to the point where it's less about counting how many times Jared has died, and more to do with how dead Jared is inside.
Jared's officially the first person I've encountered who's able to blind playthrough a game more than once!
Lmao! Underrated joke!
To give you a break from comments about the Ice Rod... I just wanted to say thanks. Watching this series made me consider playing Super Metroid for the first time. Earlier today, I booted up my SNES Classic and got down to it, beating the game in about 5 hours. Not bad for someone who's never played a Metroid game, huh? Without watching you play this, I likely would have forgotten the game existed.
Also, two things I wanted to share from my experience. First, you can disable (and re-enable) Samus' upgrades on the status screen when you pause. Found it useful for OHKOs on enemies otherwise 2HKO'd thanks to the Ice Beam freezing them... but not for much else. Second, Auto is just the default for Samus' Reserve Tanks. You can change it to Manual on her status screen, and you can use it whenever even when it's on Auto. You mentioned having the Reserve on Auto being a pet-peeve in an earlier episode, so I thought you'd like to know.
The reason 'reserve-tanks (can be) on auto' is a pet-peeve (of not just him):
Is that (unlike, for example, megaman) the single-life 'reset to last save on death'-mechanic means there never is a good reason 'not' to use them.
(especially with auto, but still mostly without it)
It makes the reserve-tanks, effectively 'harder to read, e-tanks that freeze the game for a few seconds, when you need them(usually already a tense moment)'.
Sure you can 'make it slightly more interesting' by manually adding some more 'keep an eye on that number in the corner' to it. (but it isn't part of the core-mechanics)
But basically scratching the reserve-tank-mechanic, replacing those 4, with regular e-tanks (fit on the bar in place of the auto-arrow just fine), would probably just make the game better.
It would be funny to see the witch say "thanks link , take this varia suit !"
Lank :-]
or the mirror the other item jared is desperate for.
Or the bow, the always missing item.
only 6mins in and Jerd has left another item behind. Watching this with any kind of knowledge for either game or how the rando works is painful...I must be a masochist though, cause I'm still gonna watch every episode.
I'm more of a sadist. I love to see him struggle (sometimes)....
that's called being human. We love to watch others suffer with the lack of knowledge we already know.
It was entertaining at first, but now it's starting to feel repetitive. The same mistakes over and over just get tiring to watch. He said himself he's not super familiar with Metroid, and knowing how many items there are, not using a map for a game you aren't familiar with, when any hidden item could be the progression item you're looking for, seems like a terrible idea.
I dont know anything about metroid so im fine in that aspect. But LTTP was fun at first but its starting to get a bit cringy for me now. Since I know litteraly all treasure locations and ton of alternate ways to get them its starting to get annoying how much jared keeps missing. But thats the downside of having knowledge I guess.
@@jeltevl8868 Jared doesn't know any glitches. Without glitches he can only possibly get 4 items in ALTTP right now. All of which he had been right next to but did not get. The witch, the mini moldorm cave thief, and the dark maze chests in PoD. I am really only disappointed by him skipping the dark maze because good adventurers go left, but he went right.
These randomizers show that you need to know these games VERY well in order to not go insane. It's clear that Jared doesn't have a deep a knowledge of these games as say, Jerard does over at Super Beard Bros. when they ran this randomizer. Which basically means Jared's descent into madness is a different kind of entertaining than Jerard's more confident playthrough.
Sometimes that's not even enough. I know both games very well, but I also have a map for Super Metroid, and I still had a bear of a time with my last playthrough as the Morph Ball spawned in the Ice Palace, and I had to go through a rather long, convoluted string of events just to get the items to even get in there. So I had to complete well over half of Zelda to even start on Metroid, lol.
Really? Often Jirard's biggest problem was that he often flat out refused to check certain areas because he insisted there was nothing there. I think they just need to be more willing to explorel
@@DuelingShade Most of the time, yes. I'm just saying in response to Shaun Baker that in my own experience, knowing both games makes it easier, but doesn't necessarily mean the game itself becomes easier if crap is randomized to appear very late in one game or another, lol. But yes, checking places more thoroughly IS key to success :P
The Ice Rod thing is legit hilarious.
Also the Death Counter is just random numbers at this point, yes?
editor trolling him for the game being trolly XD
This episode's title should have been "the downsides of batch recording." He's confused, worn out, distressed, and is just going to keep not getting anywhere because he has no help until the next session when he can see the comments from this one.
I'm sure the upsides still make big batches more practical, but in this case he was totally wasting his time and energy at this point in the day.
If he's gonna record them without comment support, he really should have read the logic rules and a basic checks guide as to how checks function in a randomizer. Knowing the games isn't enough to do randomizers properly.
> "There's something simple I'm missing, isn't there."
Yes. There's still a bunch of items at the Wrecked Ship, plus all the items still hiding out in Maridia.
Some mistakes just happen in succession, huh? The same mistakes were made when he played ALttP randomized, too.
Great, so Jared still hasn't learned his lesson to go inside the hut for the item.
To be fair the last LTTP randomizer was two years ago
At least he remembered he was supposed to go inside the hut... it would have been better if he had remembered after taking a screen transition first!
I can understand his confusion here, actually. Since a lot of other things were changed for speedrunning purposes, it would have made sense had they removed the need to change areas for the mushroom item.
@@ShiningSpear they don't code in new npc's giving items early. Only how they appear on the game. Mushroom is a script, basically.. so screen change still gonna be required, sadly. also, changing screen and coming back is really fast. so they wouldn't bother changing anything.
He'll need to buy a potion sooner or later at the witch's hut. Can't wait for him to kick himself because of it.
Oh, Jared. Jared, Jared, Jared. You poor soul. You already had the Ice Rod.
I hope you generated a spoiler log, I think you're gonna need it.
he's also gonna need a bit of research for next time lol I think i counted about 30 things he could have done better if he knew a little tiny bit more about this.
18:04 - What you are missing? Is that a rhetorical question? -_- ....
Next time we tune in for Jared playing this, Water will still be wet.
love how he's asking when the comments have been screaming at him how checks work and what he already missed for over 2 weeks by now lol
Jered you need to check the witch item as well as the hype cave and the mini morldorm cave items (the ones on the thiefs)
he already did hype cave
@@wdavis911 I wasn't sure about hype cave, but at least in the mini morldorm cave he missed talking to the thief, who holds an item as well.
Goddamit Jared just think about it, if the tunic was still blue, what would've happened? The items are progressive.
He really does need to read the randomizer documentation. :)
Amen.
What would happen? I don’t know how the game normally handles it, but if you pick up a lower level item, does it do nothing or replace the higher level item?
@@AkaiAzul In ALttP randomizers, swords, shields, and tunics are all replaced with "Progressive" items. There are literally four "Progressive Swords" in the entire world that function only to move you up to the next sword level. Whatever sword level you're at, the progressive sword will display the sprite of the next level. The same goes with tunics and shields.
@@Big_Gulps_Huh Jared also played an early version of the randomizer that didn't have progressive items implemented. He just doesn't know about the updated stuff.
not this again, jared forgets to check inside the witches house a SECOND time????
Jared does Jared things XD
I love the idea of Lank walking into shops all around hyrule and the dark world just to say "You just sell bullshit" "You aren't useful" "This is garbage" and then just walk out.
Here's to hoping the rounds of bulk recording catch up with the comments sometime soon, then Jerd won't have to suffer as much as he is right now.
Jared, quick thing I learned from my own randomizer. Crystals 5 and 6 are differently colored from the rest for a reason: collecting those opens the Pyramid fairy fountain.
Oh snap, thanks for that hot tip! I had no idea. Awesome!
@@samlay9588 Well, I can be more specific with another tip I found. You still need the big bomb, but now you only need those specific crystals to set off that trigger, not all seven of them.
@@isenokami7810 It was always just crystals 5 and 6, even in the vanilla game, that was the only requirements for unlocking the Super Bomb. The only difference is now they mark the 5/6 crystals red to help draw attention to them on the map.
Oh god damn it, Jared...
I'll keep my mouth shut tho, since it seems the entire comment section is telling ya what ya missed already.
about 8 skipped items at this point, sadly.
Meanwile in the Mini-Moldrom room, a lonely thief sitting there with his firerod making pew-pew noises.
i recall that "wasted key room" had a key (item) in one of the center skulls...
also, YOU ALREADY HAD THE ICE ROD!!!
Nah most dungeons just have a random room with nothing in it.
@@MegaOctobot game design 101 would at least suggest not to put a locked door with nothing behind it. by doing so, it is all too likely that the player will use their only key on a dead end and get stuck forever. look at even the first zelda game. they gave you the option to buy keys just in case, gave you a late game universal key to replace them, and would always give you your key back at the end if it was truly a dead end (phoenix dungeon is a good example). since you cant buy keys in lttp, there is no universal key by that point, and it is all too likely a first time player would fall for the trap with their last key, they were smart enough to refund the key. it is just an issue of jared needing to reset the dungeon by returning to skull woods itself to refresh the falling tiles to get it, since he doesnt have the hookshot for normal traversal or pegasus boots for speed-running exploits.
Jared: "Miss Editor can you think of anywhere I missed?" Miss Editor: "Well you already had the Ice Rod" Jared: "SONOFABITCH"
I had a trulie awsome day, thanks to you Jared ❤️
11:01 XD XP I chuckled, I won't lie. He was laughing at that poor mummy, so the FloorMaster was like "Oh, you think that's funny huh? Naw, this is funny"
IRC the first dungeon of the dark world has a couple chest that can have progressive items ... and maybe 1 or 2 in the first light world dungeon too, doesnt matter if you cant kill the last boss, just clear as much as you can.
PS. You already had the Ice rod, you had to leave the screen and come back.
Jared you already had the ice rod go inside the hut and IM SO HAPPY THAT YOU FINALLY UPLOADED
Edit:also can you make episodes longer cause I’m having to much fun
Jared: *walks away with icerod*
Me: JARED, NNNOOOOoooooooo!
Oh no, Jared will never visit the witch again because he forgot HE GOT THE ICEROD SEVERAL EPISODES AGO
It's the medicine from Zelda 2 all over again.
Please keep playing these man. I know it's getting tougher but you just gotta make that one breakthrough with an item then the rest will pour on in. I just know it, dude.
It's always a pleasure seeing your new randomizer vids pop up on my notifications, and I know that a lot of other people would want you to keep going too.
Witch:
"I'm done with the shroom. I wonder when Lank will show up to pick up his item?"
Fun fact: the ice rod actually does have a purpose - it's required to beat the boss of turtle rock. It doesn't do anything else for progress though.
The stages of the random playthrough
1-Denial
2-fear
3-self pity
4-assuming you are stuck in a lava zone, when there is a safer route to returning to a colder region.
Me at 2:35: YES!!! He finally got the mushroom! Now he can give it to the witch. And he eventually learned in the last LTTP randomizer that the item appears inside her hut, so what could possibly go wrong?
Me at 5:14: Oh...
to be fair, Jared is a goof ball, and goof balls make these kind of mistakes daily.
It changed! I bet it changed when you got the blue mail, Jared.
the randomizer sets the tunics into a "progressive" state. You can not find the red one before the blue one. Basically When you pick one up. the other transforms into the better version. Same for gloves, Swords and Shields.
I think the game was programmed so that each one shows you the next mail you can get. I bet if you waited to get the red mail (skipping the blue one) in the normal game, you'd get the blue one.
@@LorenHelgeson Unfortunately, that's not what happens in the 1.0 versions. But! Thankfully, if you DO get the red mail first, you can't overwrite it with the blue mail if you go back to the ice palace and get it 2nd. These progressive upgrades are custom code made for these randomizers!
I needed this Jared. Tough ass day, nice to unwind. Thanks man. I've been watching you for around a decade now, and it's always been a constant I can rely on.
Former G1?
@@Tailstraw_xD You know it!
Remember that time in the first LtP randomizer when Jared never went back to the witch.....im having flashback headaches from this episode....
That damned mushroom exchange is the bane of Jared's existence in randomizers, isn't it?
I mean, I'm enjoying this series for the adventure between two different but beloved childhood games, and the absolute mayhem of the randomizer. I wasn't here to laugh at your misery
*but the deadpan at **11:08** killed me*
He has missed... so many secrets... in super metroid. I'm dying.
This is less if he finds the items and more slowly watching his sanity break.
I love it.
More like, Jared's dying. 69 times if Miss Editor is to be believed.
He said he hasn't played the game in years, so can't really blame him for not having memorized the entire map layout.
@@adamsmith2122 true but that isn't preventing Jared's sanity from slowly fading.
you already had the ice rod, you have to go back to get the actual item
Let's all pause for the ceremonial banging of head against the wall for the moment in the play through where Jared forgets he already has something and will probably spend the next 2 episodes looking for it
NO! It is not your misfortune I enjoy. It is the struggle to succeed. Keep it up Jared, I'm rooting for ya!
@ProJared Plays! Hey Jared a thing to note while it's ridiculous that the gravity suit doesn't prevent heat damage it does prevent lava damage (Bubble Lava not the watery looking one that's acid even though it isn't green) so when you are running through heated areas running through the lava won't deal any additional damage you'll still only get damaged from the heat only. (Which is pretty silly but whatever) Also items in a link to the past work in progression if you found the blue tunic in two different chests when you get one the other will become the red tunic. It's impossible to get the red mail before the blue one. Just like it's impossible to get the master sword before the level one sword.
Edit: Also A few more tips. You know the rooms where you get treasure? like the one at the bottom of lake hylia where you have to kill the worm things to open the door? (Where you have to kill them from the middle platform) You opened the chests in there but you didn't speak to the guy in there or in any other room they also give you an item as well so backtrack and speak to them to see what you can get people that gave money like that guy gives 300 rupees will give you an item instead. "Bomb jumping" if you set a bomb and stand link in it's direction it will push you back while you are technically airborne allowing you to clear some hookshot spots with just bombs. The witch took your mushroom but because they removed the dialogue box you didn't know to come back. Simply return inside her house now to see what item is there.
well Lava is a matter, heat is just energy, I guess you could argue that, That difference allows lava to be painless and damageless, while heat itself can still do massive damage.
@@TheUltimateRare LMAO. This is true. Lol but still by default more heat within the suit would still be generated in the lava than out of it as you are not surrounded by heated air but by heated magma. I guess what I meant was that technically Samus is still supposed to take more damage in the lava than out of it regardless if the suit itself wasn't taking any damage.
@@trvado3000 yeah i guess the heat is hurting her, but the suit itself is only damaged by heat, not by lava. Videos games are cool.
@@TheUltimateRare LOL
Today on "HOLY SHIT JARED LEARN SOMETHING, ANYTHING FROM YOUR PREVIOUS PLAYTHROUGH!"...
That moment when Jared's desperation makes him so insane he *FORGETS HOW THE WITCH WORKS AND THAT HE ALREADY HAD THE ICE ROD*
You already had the ice rod. You already had the ice rod!! YOU ALREADY HAD THE ICE ROD!!!
Go back to the witch Jarod!!!
Omg he finally got the mushroom but didn't get the item for it. 😂
well, he got a mistake, I guess that's an item. Too bad this isn't a freakin Paper mario game.
Speaking of grief, thank you Miss editor for giving Jared a lot of it.
Oh how I hope we get all of Jared’s realizations on camera...
I really hope he accidentally goes back in witches hut and has a mental breakdown and can't take it LOL.
Watching the first 2 minutes of this video without looking at it takes it waaaay out of context XD Jared you make my day.
So far, I feel like Jared has been channeling, Woody Allen, Richard Lewis, and the Fonz.
I felt really bad watching Jared lose himself completely in this episode, but seeing him not realize he already had the Ice Rod was absurdly hilarious!
My theory on the Blue Mail changing colors: I assume you get the Blue Mail before the Red Mail, so the Randomizer's programmed to make the Blue Mail spawn twice, and when you get the first one, change the other one to the Red Mail.
Yes. The randomizer is programmed with progressive tunic and other upgrades. So everywhere where an upgrade is randomized to, you'll always get the next upgrade no matter which one you pick up first.
Don't forget the woodcutter's tree! Now that you beat Agahnim, they're done cutting down the tree.
Hey Jared, still loving the series and I hope you haven't been too stressed out over it! You just keep doing your own thing, you're doing fine.
"My misery isn't funny!" *long silent look directly into the camera*
Poor Jared. It seems this game certainly has him trapped in a...Misery Mire.
Courage, Jared; I believe in you!
I feel like Jared could save himself a lot of grief if he read the information section of the randomizer. It doesn't give away any secrets or anything, but it does tell the rules for how the randomizer works (sword/armor progression, dialogue changes, etc.) I remember the first time I played the Link to the Past randomizer, I nearly lost it when the smithies gave me 10 arrows when I was expecting the third level sword because Jared's play through had the swords in their original places.
As a side note, I think Jared misunderstanding the Witch is a charming send up to his last Link to the Past Randomizer where he also totally forgot how it worked (I was just as confused as he was that time).
Jared, in the original game, in order to get the magic powder you had to give the witch the mushroom, leave one screen, not including going in and out of her house, then enter the hut. the assistant inside would give you the magic powder. so now that you left that screen you can re-enter the witch's hut and claim the randomized item.
Items Jared can currently collect:
Light World: 2 (one's he's been to and missed)
Dark World: 1
Brinstar: 2
Crateria: 3 (minus a few he's chosen not to get)
Wrecked Ship: ~5 (I may have missed him getting one or two)
Maridia: 9 (minus a couple he's chosen not to get)
I feel that Miss Editor was speaking directly to us at 5:24, telling us that we need to stop laughing and be silent.
Oh my, from the first minute on, things start going awry with Jared taking the slower route out of Norfair despite having the Speed Booster that makes the fastest route available. This is gonna be good.
LOL you weren't wrong. He then proceeds to ONCE AGAIN assume the witches hut mushroom item is instant, which will lead to priceless reactions from Jared if he later finds an item in the hut and has no freaking idea what's going on right now. basically blue mail all over again.
To get the Witch's item, you must leave the house, then leave the screen, THEN return to the house
11:07 that sweet Serious Jared face, i loved it !
And History Repeats itself. Jared forgetting that the Mushroom item you have to leave the screen, and then come back and go inside. These are kinda painful to watch, but just like a train wreck, I continue to see how it pans out.
Fastest way to the witch...saving and quitting.
do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars, Try not to be a Jared, and not knowing about save and quit, thus creating many forced deaths to pad video time without knowing it.
Is this what it's like to be a ghost? Watching people make the same mistakes over and over without being able to communicate
Holy shit Jared, AGAIN? Weren't you yelled enough in the first randomizer to not forget the witch item because you have to go in the hut after leaving a screen and coming back?
Yes you can get an item from the master sword pedestal.
he just needs the 3 pendants, but dont tell him that .. shhhh
However, there is only a roughly 3% chance any given seed is a pedestal seed, meaning that required progression is somehow locked by the Master Sword Pedestal. Most times the pedestal tends to only have a piece of heart, "couch cash," or some other non-progression item.
Lank: "This episode is brought to you by Blue Mail, a faerie delivery service that..."
11:07 HEY! I watch these to rejoice when you SUCCEED!
...though seeing you stare at me after saying that did crack me up. xD
15:48 Pretty sure I saw Doc Brown make that face in one of the Back to the Future movies.
Generally, I don't enjoy other peoples misery, but that face 11:08 I did lol
Jared, you've been taking a beating in the comments section. So instead, Thank You for all your (Miss Editor too and anyone else involved) hard work! Have some love
"In his new documentary _Legend of Jerd: Lank into Madness,_ film self-director Jerd McJerdjerdjerd (possibly a "'pen name') documents his own descent into insanity. Video games causing violence? Nah, bruv. We now know what they can truly do: turn someone into a drooling mess, muttering, 'Missiles, missiles, 10 arrows, 5 dollars, ehhhhh...' and laying fetal-position in a corner. 8/10; would watch another human fall to pieces again." -IGN
Imagine going into a shop IRL and yelling "you just sell BULLSHIT!"
It's interesting looking back at how ignorant I was of these things before the randomizer happened. It's hard to even count all the things he was unaware of. Still oddly fun to watch. Good luck Jared!
I love these randomized series! I really hope you play more in the future.
Anyone else see this mushroom silliness coming like six episodes ago? Yet again. Poor broken Jared.
Progression items like the sword, shield, armor and mitts are acquired by order of power, so treasure spots register as things like "sword" and you get the next level of what you got at the moment. It's to avoid downgrading.
11:12 "my misery isnt funny!"
Guys dont tell him that's why we watch this
I've been playing my own runthrough of this. It's insanely difficult and frustrating, but also immensely rewarding and satisfying. Pure freaking genius romhack
2 things Lank can do:
1. After giving the shroom to the witch, one need to leave the screen, then come back and go into the hut for the reward.
2. I don't think you ever did the maze SW of Kakariko where you had to bomb the wall to get to it. (normally a heart piece reward)
5:10
THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T GET RID OF EVERY TEXT BOX, GUYS!