Yep if mobile games did not exist madden would of changed and had to take risks because they would earn no cash over releasing the same game over and over again but they had to add gambling mechanics to ruin sport games like I don’t know how EA sports earn billions of dollars and put no effort into any sport games at all
@@Mrnoobestreturns it’s really frustrating for myself as a football fan and a big gamer. I see all of the other great games developers are making and it is so discouraging to see the end result of all the billions ea makes on madden.
'This game highlights a growing trend in mobile gaming that's starting to dominate its landscape, and I promise you if it is not checked it will start to threaten our core games as well.' He warned us... we didn't listen... by god we didn't listen...
I love how Joe only gets angry with bullshit. He's not just angry for the sake of being angry and drawing attention to himself. His anger is always justified and you just want to listen to him vent all day!
7 years later and joe was right... look what mobile gaming has caused in actual games, so many micro transactions. Joe was a prophet and he tried to warn us, but we didn’t listen
10 years later it's even worse. Car company now impliment micro transactions in their cars... Extra fees to unlock the full horsepower of your car already there or suscription for heating seats!
To everyone saying "I thought the first was going to be CoD Ghosts..." Listen to this. If you're sick of the premise that CoD gives, the "Shoot enemies and win game" formula, then every fps game is to blame. Tell me one fps game, where you don't shoot people or enemies to win the game.
Old Angry Joe videos are like the perfect portal to the past / time capsule for me. Just taking me back to the last years of last decade and the early years of this one where I chilled in my room playing many of these games on PC and my xbox 360
22:00 - 22:15 You called it 2013 Angry Joe, you were right. Thank you for including this in your list and calling it out! And continuing to do so (and continiuing to work so damn much!). - Sincerely, 2021 :( I'm sad, but I'd be a lot sadder if we didn't still have content creators like Angry Joe and Jim Sterling.
I got one thing from this list... companies are very good at marketing and advertising but execute poorly. In the near future games will cost even more and offer even less.
And this is why we should put more faith in indie developers, who can't just make a terrible game and shrug it off. Indie developers MUST make good games or it their companies head.
To be honest SpecOpsDoctor, i do believe this would happen even before, if there would be no piracy. You know i just have this feeling, i can't prove it... AND NO, i don't support them, but yeah i'm gonna be honest, if i see a game and i cant find "TRUE" review, i download pirate version and if game is good i buy it. Fck it, i like my hard earned money too much to spend it on games like last 3 on this list and more. Hate me for that if you want, but i am grateful to pirates to save me money on crap >.< I'm also grateful to people like Joe, to HONESTLY say how game is, not lying about it :@ And yeah, like companies didn't already tried to pay for good reviews, so people would get fucked >.< But enough of this, i do hope in 2014 we get less shit releases!
***** All i want to see is good games like we used to see in the ps2 era where games were full of content and fun. Today we have what it takes to make brilliant games but what you see is less and less offered content and more and more DLC content. If indie comps can give us good games then ill support them, but I guess we will have to wait to see.
The real crime is that Ride To Hell: Retribution sells for over 70 Dollars overseas... ...and people (read: poor sods) actually buy it. I was in line waiting to buy Gran Turismo 6 & the lady in front of me was buying that very game in full price for her nephew as his high school graduation gift...and the worst part was she thought it was GTA V.
I saw an old couple buying Game of Thrones the game for their grandson. I actually said to them not to get it. They ended up getting kingdom of Amalur which is a bit better...
I tried to dissuade the lady as well, but she was adamant. She said she overheard her nephew talking about a "GTA game where you rode bikes, cars & did missions and stuff in the city & desert", and since she had asked a clerk if this is what it (RTH) was about and said yes, she was getting it (I must imagine that she thought GTA was genre, not a series). I wonder what that guy's face was when he opened Grandma's gift.
For those who can't be arsed listening to much hate for 5 + min pr. game, here is a list to quickly switch between: 02:13 - Number 10 - Madden 25 "Next-Gen" 08:40 - Number 09 - Total War: Rome II 11:52 - Number 08 - Star Trek: The Video Game 15:05 - Number 07 - Ryse/Knack 17:44 - Number 06 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 19:39 - Number 05 - Star Trek: Trexels 23:37 - Number 04 - Walking Dead: Survival Instinct 26:24 - Number 03 - Aliens: Colonial Marines 32:59 - Number 02 - Fighter Within 38:05 - Number 01 - Ride to Hell: Retribution
10) Yep. Next Gen Madden wasn't good. 9) Angry Joe summed that up nicely. 8) Interestingly, J.J Abrams was emotionally hurt by the game's failure and it kind of hurt the release of Star Trek Into Darkness. 7) I didn't play Ryse but Knack was okay. Just disappointing. 6) Reminds me of Sonic 06 with its glitches and bugs. 5) God I hate Trexels. 4) Like Angry Joe said, the opposite of how to treat a license with respect. 3) Someone in the comments provided the whole controversy behind the game which is kind of a shame. Yeah it's better but the damage has been already done. 2) I feel that Microsoft can't make a Kinect if it meant saving their asses. 1) I have no comment on that. It just sucks.
Fifa actually changed this year, I'm not a fan of fifa but fifa fifteen is actually quite good looking graphically an friends of mine say it plays well
I wouldn’t say Joe‘s dedication has diminished but his passion peaked back then and I hope he may one day return. These videos are iconic in the TH-cam canon, at least imo.
Ozzorik Heartsworn Yes. Also, in 2013, he reviewed GTA V, Saints Row 4, Killzone: Shadow Fall, Dragon Commander, Deadpool, Metro: Last Light, Star Command iOS, Injustice, Defiance, Bioshock Infinite, Tomb Raider, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and DmC: Devil May Cry, and none of those are on this list.
Yeah true, so I guess its going to be the 5 worst games of 2014 instead of worst 10. Since some of the games he reviewed got decent reviews even though he complained A LOT about them, he reminds me a little bit of IGN now tbh.
Snoop Dog and many others are advocating for the return of the NCAA series. He even said that NCAA 14 was the only reason he is keeping his Xbox 360 next to his Xbox One. He is a huge Football fan and like most, he believes Madden is lazy as hell and the team doesn't do the attention to detail like the NCAA team did.
TheOfficialSOG that is the point it's not funny its a serious problem created buy mobile games but riddling AAA titles with day one DLC, micro-transactions and cut content
Nuclear Matt I was thinking of the ai voice from Conkers Bad Fur Day. "Throw the alien out. And shut the bloody door." " Youre not very good at this, are you?"
The thing with Survival Instinct, is that the devs could've actually made a good game if Activision hadn't forced them to release it so incredibly soon.
it would be fine if they booted out either Treyarch or IW so it would be every 2 years a CoD comes out so they have more time to improve on it... or Activision would slave drive the single company to pump out a CoD every year
The problem is that neither of those developers has any talent for making games. It takes them way too long to remove major problems (as in several games) and even then they only add something in that is almost as bad in its place. Take the Juggernaut perk for example. Everyone hated it, but it took three games between the two companies to to finally get rid of it, only to replace it with Painkiller. There's a game on Kongregate.com (Contract Wars) which is almost at the level of any given CoD game, but with a fraction of the amount of developers working on it and a very small budget, if any, so there's no excuse whatsoever for CoD being the way it is.
Midget Tosser Well maybe if they weren't forced to have a 2 year development cycle they would've come up with something different.Besides there's really not much you can add to an FPS these days,or at least I can't think of anything original you could(or maybe I have a poor imagination lol).IMO the only thing they can do is get rid of some annoying stuff and do some balancing.And merging the two studios might be good cause even with the 2 year development they'd still have more people working on the game.But even if activision did that they'd still be popping COD out every year which is a shame.Also COD ghosts was utter shit (and that's coming from a die hard COD fan so that probably means they've got to change something).
The problem isn't the development time, though. They have a ton of people working on each game and yet the game I mentioned earlier (Contract Wars), which had only a handful of developers and little-to-no budget is almost on par with any given entry in the CoD franchise. The problem is laziness and lack of creativity. And,@TheMaverick234, there's a lot you can do with an FPS. Take a look at Battlefield, Red Orchestra or Arma if you don't believe it. CoD's system is the crudest form of an FPS and should not be looked to as the beacon of creativity that it is commonly accepted as.
***** Exactly, but at this point they're already playing catch-up with other shooters, so if they let it get to the point where they have no choice but to change the formula then it will likely be the final nail in the coffin for the series.
I thought so too, although I was hoping Fifa 14 would be on there, but I'll settle with Madden considering it sums up the lack of effort EA put into all their sports games. I'm no CoD fan, but unlike Fifa and Madden it isn't the exact same shit every year. CoD is half-assed, but most EA sport games are more like quarter-assed
I get where you're coming from. I have a friend who loved the campaign too. I'm more of an RPG guy so I'm very particular about how stories are done. I also get how the online would be bad from your perspective. Since it's COD it obviously has issues that have been there since COD4 like spawn logic (or lack thereof.) I liked how the had some decent sized maps again. (For COD anyway) I liked a few of the weapons too, but like I said I understand the things that would turn a person off from the online there were some pretty bullshit things like being spawned in someone's crosshairs. (I've been on both sides of that one.)
Stephan Sanchez, yhea but thier where a few other ones too. First the game is too easy, multiplayer is so easy with the health being too low. Second you had to choose your objective that you wanted to do whitch is stupid for cod because it makes it hard to level up. The 3rd thing is that the game has is that the guns are too OP because the health is so low.
Im glad someone finally said something about Madden. We honestly only buy it to get the updated roster lately. They should come out with Madden every three years and just let you update the rosters online to keep roster up to date for three seasons. They seriously need to upgrade the game to another level.
Here is an Idea for a Madden type game, Take the typical Madden fare, then add fantasy creature like Orc, elves, dragons etc, give them a ballanced skill set, and put them in a football team with more violent interplay and the inclusion of protection and offense Spells, I call it Fantasy Football
Not a bad guess, but Madden HAS to be tops just because of how many there are. I also remember one of the first Frank Caliendo sketches I ever saw was him being Madden on a Thanksgiving Football pregame show where he said he was thankful for people spending money "every year for what is essentially the same game."
"...a growing trend in mobile gaming that's starting to dominate its landscape, and I promise you, if it is not checked, it will threaten our core games as well." Hmm...Assassin's Creed: Unity, Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare...yep. You called it, Joe. Microtransactions are threating our AAA games. I played Advanced Warfare, and I'm proud to say I never spent a dollar on DLC or microtransactions. The game itself was good enough; I'm not giving them any more of my dough. Not fucking worth it.
You're not the only one. When he started saying "the same fucking shit every year!" I'm like "yup, it's ghosts", but when I saw it was madden it still made perfect sense. :P
This is Joe's 10 Worst List, not everyone's list. Do not hate on Joe because you disagree with a ranking or you think something else should have been on there. State why you disagree in the comments like a sane human being and people will judge the truth of your opinion on their own.
That's exactly what I say to my buddy! He had PS3 forever and the only games he ever played was madden and NBA 2K, he swears on his life that it gets better every year and it's worth 60$ every year. It's fuckin trash! I tell him the exact same thing and he just doesn't listen to me.
Zelnyair yeah i agree, personally i liked them up to 4 then it just got reptitive and with gosts...aliens....seriously? thats the best idea you could come up with...aliens
***** Because CoD sucks. Sports games come out every year because rosters change and nobody has decided to make a game where you pay a small price every year to update the roster. AC brings more new things every time, and it's not every year that we see one. Granted, it's being made too quickly but the story is what matters rather than a copy/pasted campaign and the same multiplayer over and over. And nobody would dare mock Halo even though it's just as boring as the rest of the generic shooters.
I'd actually expect it to come in higher until he started on his descriptive rant. Not sure how CoD Ghosts has any more redeeming value compared to it's predecessors than Madden does.
Madden literally has still not changed. Unbelievable.
Yep if mobile games did not exist madden would of changed and had to take risks because they would earn no cash over releasing the same game over and over again but they had to add gambling mechanics to ruin sport games like I don’t know how EA sports earn billions of dollars and put no effort into any sport games at all
@@Mrnoobestreturns it’s really frustrating for myself as a football fan and a big gamer. I see all of the other great games developers are making and it is so discouraging to see the end result of all the billions ea makes on madden.
It changes... they change the number on title every year
@OneLuckyWriter much worse, it’s beyond inexcusable now. Just a cash in and ea knows it, and they don’t care.
Same with most EA sports games
7 years later...Madden still hasn't changed.
Madden has change. Has become worst than ever
@@zapato6071 You're God damn right
Why would it? they put so little effort, and make fucktons of money. On a business standpoint it's perfect
@@hentikirby7142 Uhm isn't business exactly about making money???
@@hentikirby7142 then i guess most of the people with what they do, it doesn't change much BUT HEY they still buy it a lot
'This game highlights a growing trend in mobile gaming that's starting to dominate its landscape, and I promise you if it is not checked it will start to threaten our core games as well.'
He warned us... we didn't listen... by god we didn't listen...
I was thinking the same thing. Its kinda scary
Your right.
He had no idea at that time how bad it would get.
@Stolen Health Pack His Foresight in this things, MY GAWD we didn't not know how bad it could get
Just wait another 5 years. We'll come back here and be like "Fucking fuck" instead of just the normal fuck
I'm waiting for the next gen HD remaster of Ride to Hell.
Sean Boyle and motion controlled sex scenes only with the Kinnect
Tammy Shuffett With oculus rift support
Jacob gordon Virtual boy support
with a CD based attactment to go with it
Tammy Shuffett And the Power Glove
EA = Electronic Atrocities
/_FR0STB1T3_/ Enormous Assholes
Except for the bioware games.
Marc Pino
And than Mass Effect 3 happend...
WH250398 It was good until the final space battle
Marc Pino
And the ending... hehehe... Your choices will matter!!! Now choose the color of your explosion
I love how Joe only gets angry with bullshit. He's not just angry for the sake of being angry and drawing attention to himself. His anger is always justified and you just want to listen to him vent all day!
I swear it seems like you comment on every video i watch. Although i've mostly been watching Maximilian's videos so that's probably why...
bioheroplayer Now Kiss!
WTF there is a Madden 2013 ad here lol
Bernardo Heusi ikr wtf is that doing here?
I like people who Vent
"Everything's alive"
I think he mispronnouced "Everything is a lie".
2013: pay in f2p mobile games
2020: pay in AAA full price games
So glad you included Madden... what a fucking JOKE of a franchise!
It really is, but look how much money that guy is making lol. IMO, pretty much any sports game series is a joke.
TrueUnderDawgGaming
not nba
TrueUnderDawgGaming Other than NBA Jam.
jayzza b Actually NBA 2K14 was a pretty big joke this year.
jayzza b it is, its horrible
Well in 2019 micro transactions are everywhere joe you were right
And now it worse than ever + Corona😅👌🏼
God help us. Sacred to see the next 10 years
2020 agora burroooo
@@jordijordi6846 fraudemia seu burrio
@@TheFlawlessray pay $39 for walk
11:09 Was anyone else freaked out when background Joe poked forward joe in the ear?
wet willy!
7 years later and joe was right... look what mobile gaming has caused in actual games, so many micro transactions. Joe was a prophet and he tried to warn us, but we didn’t listen
now with the raise of NFTs it's moving onto desktop gaming too
I knew he had a point. But hey, at least it led to some developers capitalizing on microtransactions by... not having them. XD
10 years later it's even worse.
Car company now impliment micro transactions in their cars...
Extra fees to unlock the full horsepower of your car already there or suscription for heating seats!
I had a feeling back in 2014 mobile gaming would be a detrimental. I was 14.
What could we do? It was inevitable.
i predict ride to hell is going to be number 1, now lets watch the video
I'm with you. I just clicked play after reading your comment.
austin24mckee Agreed. But 100% in the list XD
Just when i heard "Everything is alive" it started to sound like "Everything is a lie" which is funny because its true.
My Personal Favorite Angry Joe Quote:
"You Done Fucked it Up."
- Angry Joe
I laugh every time I here this :D
"You wanna know why? because FUCK YOU GIMME MONEY!"
this guy is better than "ign"
Uzair Khan totally
umm ign kinda sucks lol
youre not setting too high standards...
Ign just likes any game they would properly give one of the Fifa games like a 8/10
Uzair Khan far better
"The camera sucks! It sucks pee pee." - Other Joe 2013
Just got to that part as i read this xD
To everyone saying "I thought the first was going to be CoD Ghosts..." Listen to this.
If you're sick of the premise that CoD gives, the "Shoot enemies and win game" formula, then every fps game is to blame.
Tell me one fps game, where you don't shoot people or enemies to win the game.
How about dayz XD
somerandom dude It's not really an fps
i stopped playing fps all together, they are not as fun as when i was 10 and was easily amused :P
Would TF2 count
Not every fps game is a montage of bad ai and blowing people up. Halo requires much more skill and has much more in it.
Old Angry Joe videos are like the perfect portal to the past / time capsule for me.
Just taking me back to the last years of last decade and the early years of this one where I chilled in my room playing many of these games on PC and my xbox 360
RIP biscuit :(
I miss him already 😢😢
We'll forever miss that beautiful cynical brit. :(
Who the fuck in their right mind would pay all of that money for Star Trek Trexels?!
TheMadMadman Star Trek Fanboys I guess
+Jacob gordon "dumb" star trek fanboys
+TheMadMadman crazy people, maybe there's a mental hospital for people who do that
Ea trailer makes me think of how mcdonalds burgers look amazing on tv but it's like what the fuck when it comes to the real thing
It''s all like falling apart and shit, and I just say to myself "How am I even supposed to eat this?"
They don't show the Mandatory Employee Sandwich Punching in the commercials, that's where they get you.
And that is why I always order the Chicken at Mcdonald's
Kirk and Spock combined... Instead of Spirk, wouldn't it be...
KOCK. CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THAT GAME WAS. IT SUCKED COMPLETE AND UTTER KOCK.
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Jonah Morrisguys i am sure the game in number 1 would be in number 1 of the best games of 2013 if they were naked during sex..... lol
Jonah Morris LOL Cleaver. Seriously I laughed my ass off.
Brandon Roberts very true, my friend.
Jonah Morris BA DUM TSS
22:00 - 22:15 You called it 2013 Angry Joe, you were right. Thank you for including this in your list and calling it out! And continuing to do so (and continiuing to work so damn much!).
- Sincerely, 2021 :(
I'm sad, but I'd be a lot sadder if we didn't still have content creators like Angry Joe and Jim Sterling.
Not sure why you do this, but I hope to see you here again if me or you remember this in 2023.
Reminder
2024 reminders
Everything is alive.
Everything is alive.
Everything is a lie.
Everything is a lie.
The games are a lie.
The cake is a lie.
old meme
I like how fast it escalated
I got one thing from this list... companies are very good at marketing and advertising but execute poorly. In the near future games will cost even more and offer even less.
And this is why we should put more faith in indie developers, who can't just make a terrible game and shrug it off. Indie developers MUST make good games or it their companies head.
***** Give this man a cookie!!!!
***** *gives you a cookie*
To be honest SpecOpsDoctor, i do believe this would happen even before, if there would be no piracy. You know i just have this feeling, i can't prove it... AND NO, i don't support them, but yeah i'm gonna be honest, if i see a game and i cant find "TRUE" review, i download pirate version and if game is good i buy it. Fck it, i like my hard earned money too much to spend it on games like last 3 on this list and more. Hate me for that if you want, but i am grateful to pirates to save me money on crap >.< I'm also grateful to people like Joe, to HONESTLY say how game is, not lying about it :@
And yeah, like companies didn't already tried to pay for good reviews, so people would get fucked >.<
But enough of this, i do hope in 2014 we get less shit releases!
***** All i want to see is good games like we used to see in the ps2 era where games were full of content and fun. Today we have what it takes to make brilliant games but what you see is less and less offered content and more and more DLC content.
If indie comps can give us good games then ill support them, but I guess we will have to wait to see.
The real crime is that Ride To Hell: Retribution sells for over 70 Dollars overseas...
...and people (read: poor sods) actually buy it.
I was in line waiting to buy Gran Turismo 6 & the lady in front of me was buying that very game in full price for her nephew as his high school graduation gift...and the worst part was she thought it was GTA V.
I saw an old couple buying Game of Thrones the game for their grandson. I actually said to them not to get it. They ended up getting kingdom of Amalur which is a bit better...
I tried to dissuade the lady as well, but she was adamant. She said she overheard her nephew talking about a "GTA game where you rode bikes, cars & did missions and stuff in the city & desert", and since she had asked a clerk if this is what it (RTH) was about and said yes, she was getting it (I must imagine that she thought GTA was genre, not a series).
I wonder what that guy's face was when he opened Grandma's gift.
hahaha priceless i bet
@@xlixity I'm the ghost of the money that Grandmother wasted on Ride to Hell: Retribution.
*Never. Rely. On your Parents. To get you a video game.*
10 years later, and madden is still a soulless cash grab
Total war is also in the gutter too
2013 had some abortions of a game.
when he said same shit every year i thought it was going to be call of duty
lol
TheFallenJ I thought it was cod too
Who wants to bet that "You done fucked it up" should be a meme. Hell, I'd make a gif out of it if anyone wants.
do it
*****
Only if it makes sense. This here relates to companies that fucked up bad.
*****
do you even lift bro?
Put "Shameful display" with it.
silentecho92able You just gave me an ingenious idea.
Joe you are the only honest voice in games media. Sadly it's not enough to stem the tides of scams these companies put out each year.
i thought the first one would be cod ghost
That was technically 2014 I believe. But yeah that have was good awful
Meant game
It's games that he reviewed.
that is a good
I honestly HATE GHOSTS its Sorry excuse for a COD game and the dlc are over priced and just stupid as heck
For those who can't be arsed listening to much hate for 5 + min pr. game, here is a list to quickly switch between:
02:13 - Number 10 - Madden 25 "Next-Gen"
08:40 - Number 09 - Total War: Rome II
11:52 - Number 08 - Star Trek: The Video Game
15:05 - Number 07 - Ryse/Knack
17:44 - Number 06 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
19:39 - Number 05 - Star Trek: Trexels
23:37 - Number 04 - Walking Dead: Survival Instinct
26:24 - Number 03 - Aliens: Colonial Marines
32:59 - Number 02 - Fighter Within
38:05 - Number 01 - Ride to Hell: Retribution
10) Yep. Next Gen Madden wasn't good.
9) Angry Joe summed that up nicely.
8) Interestingly, J.J Abrams was emotionally hurt by the game's failure and it kind of hurt the release of Star Trek Into Darkness.
7) I didn't play Ryse but Knack was okay. Just disappointing.
6) Reminds me of Sonic 06 with its glitches and bugs.
5) God I hate Trexels.
4) Like Angry Joe said, the opposite of how to treat a license with respect.
3) Someone in the comments provided the whole controversy behind the game which is kind of a shame. Yeah it's better but the damage has been already done.
2) I feel that Microsoft can't make a Kinect if it meant saving their asses.
1) I have no comment on that. It just sucks.
I never understood why he only sometimes censors the audio when he swears.
I thought No. 10 was CoD. At least it sounded like it.
Me? I thought it was Fifa
Fifa actually changed this year, I'm not a fan of fifa but fifa fifteen is actually quite good looking graphically an friends of mine say it plays well
The same description could easily be changed to fit cod
TheYogscast4Ever hahaha same
I am Good cat >changed
yeah, female teams WHAT A HUGE CHANGE /s
goddmn fifa fanboys, go fuck off
EA sports. It's not in the game.
It's in the DLC!
Lol I thought he was gonna say Call Of Duty for the first game. lol Instead it was Madden. XD
I thought so to!
Me too. Until i remember that COD at least adds new stuff every year.
+DSI Gameboy "Until i remember that COD at least adds new stuff every year." Nothing original, at least.
exactly
cod is always at least passable
you cant spell steal without EA
I thought I was watching an old video, why was Madden 23 on this??
I wouldn’t say Joe‘s dedication has diminished but his passion peaked back then and I hope he may one day return. These videos are iconic in the TH-cam canon, at least imo.
For number 10 when he said "the same shit" I thought he was going to say call of duty
Me three
same here
ikr
agreed
LOL me too
Angry Joes worst games of 2014!? the only 10 games he has reviewed this year.
And games that he played in his own time that he didn't review.
Which was what, like 3 others? Plus a bunch of board games and a super hyped indie horror game?
Ozzorik Heartsworn
Yes. Also, in 2013, he reviewed GTA V, Saints Row 4, Killzone: Shadow Fall, Dragon Commander, Deadpool, Metro: Last Light, Star Command iOS, Injustice, Defiance, Bioshock Infinite, Tomb Raider, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and DmC: Devil May Cry, and none of those are on this list.
Yeah true, so I guess its going to be the 5 worst games of 2014 instead of worst 10. Since some of the games he reviewed got decent reviews even though he complained A LOT about them, he reminds me a little bit of IGN now tbh.
Ozzorik Heartsworn
Perhaps he should've added that it was his own opinion in the title.
"Put up with it with the next 10 years, eight years...""
*Watches Worst Game List of 2019*
Yup, Joe pretty much called it. Screw Madden.
Yes
Snoop Dog and many others are advocating for the return of the NCAA series. He even said that NCAA 14 was the only reason he is keeping his Xbox 360 next to his Xbox One. He is a huge Football fan and like most, he believes Madden is lazy as hell and the team doesn't do the attention to detail like the NCAA team did.
Mobile gaming is the cancer of games
seems like all the big video game dogs are fucking up
Cancer's serious, don't laugh about it...
TheOfficialSOG that is the point it's not funny its a serious problem created buy mobile games but riddling AAA titles with day one DLC, micro-transactions and cut content
TheOfficialSOG
Thank you 8 year old child. Your in-depth views on morality and free speech have touched my heart.
Celer Manni lmfao
I like it how emotional you are while describing the games, it makes me really somehow "bond" with you. :) You're getting subbed mister!
Polish guys. Polish guys everywhere :D
"You press a button, you throw her out the airlock." JAVIK WOULD BE PROUD!!!
Javik from Mass Effect
thank you for killing the joke
Nuclear Matt He wrote the ending!
Gearbox was solely concentrating on Borderlands fuck all else.....
Nuclear Matt I was thinking of the ai voice from Conkers Bad Fur Day. "Throw the alien out. And shut the bloody door." " Youre not very good at this, are you?"
watching it in 2024
Ok
Same here. Watching all of them
Haha me too
Same, these videos are timeless :D
Same
here we can see the creature called "fanboy" trying to protected his favorite game. even though its shitty, it thinks it can protect it.
I seriously thought that when he said "the same sh*t every year" that no.10 was gonna be COD: Ghosts.
I bet 10 is going to be Battl... a sports game?
Kay.
Madden still hasn’t changed but more importantly, this vid reminded me of the great Totalbiscuit. I miss that man
38:39 gets me every time! That QTE of drowning that guy is just horrible!
I'm glad that Joe touched on Madden. It literally never changes. Literally. Literally. L I T T E R A L L Y!
I love how there was still 20 minutes left when he got to number 3. That's when you know the last three games REALLY sucked.
"FEAR ME I AM SPURK!!!" More like "FEAR ME I AM KOCK!!!!!" xp xp xp
+Joe “The Vault Dweller” Dowd I was waiting for someone to say this. lol
***** I was too!!!! xD xD xD
+Joe ”The Vault Dweller” Dowd Experience experience experience
The thing with Survival Instinct, is that the devs could've actually made a good game if Activision hadn't forced them to release it so incredibly soon.
Thought he was talking about COD Ghosts on #10 since it is the same every year.
Lol me too.
Joe's description of Madden and EA's reasons for cranking a game out every year perfectly matches the CoD series.
it would be fine if they booted out either Treyarch or IW so it would be every 2 years a CoD comes out so they have more time to improve on it... or Activision would slave drive the single company to pump out a CoD every year
The problem is that neither of those developers has any talent for making games. It takes them way too long to remove major problems (as in several games) and even then they only add something in that is almost as bad in its place.
Take the Juggernaut perk for example. Everyone hated it, but it took three games between the two companies to to finally get rid of it, only to replace it with Painkiller. There's a game on Kongregate.com (Contract Wars) which is almost at the level of any given CoD game, but with a fraction of the amount of developers working on it and a very small budget, if any, so there's no excuse whatsoever for CoD being the way it is.
Midget Tosser Well maybe if they weren't forced to have a 2 year development cycle they would've come up with something different.Besides there's really not much you can add to an FPS these days,or at least I can't think of anything original you could(or maybe I have a poor imagination lol).IMO the only thing they can do is get rid of some annoying stuff and do some balancing.And merging the two studios might be good cause even with the 2 year development they'd still have more people working on the game.But even if activision did that they'd still be popping COD out every year which is a shame.Also COD ghosts was utter shit (and that's coming from a die hard COD fan so that probably means they've got to change something).
The problem isn't the development time, though. They have a ton of people working on each game and yet the game I mentioned earlier (Contract Wars), which had only a handful of developers and little-to-no budget is almost on par with any given entry in the CoD franchise. The problem is laziness and lack of creativity.
And,@TheMaverick234, there's a lot you can do with an FPS. Take a look at Battlefield, Red Orchestra or Arma if you don't believe it. CoD's system is the crudest form of an FPS and should not be looked to as the beacon of creativity that it is commonly accepted as.
***** Exactly, but at this point they're already playing catch-up with other shooters, so if they let it get to the point where they have no choice but to change the formula then it will likely be the final nail in the coffin for the series.
Thank God Alien: Isolation showed up. I had pretty much lost hope in a good Alien game until then...
*Aliens: Colonial Marines
Euzko Gudariak *Alien: Isolation
+Itz Deathstroke *aliens:colonial marines you idiot
paul moon *Alien: Isolation
Wtf, how did you think alien Isolation was bad!?
I always love how much time and effort are but into AngryJoe videos. They're always at least 25 minutes :D
- Gives Creative Assembly shit for TW:R2
- CA responds with Alien: Isolation
.... Well played CA. Well played.
Thought for sure he was describing COD for number 10.
Me too lololol
same for me lel
When he said that I was like, CoD CoD CoD Cod
Ikr
Same lol
Everyone thought number 10 was gonna be Call of Duty: Ghosts, didn't they?
Especially when Joe said "The same shit, every fucking year"
+666kingdrummer Yeah even tho cod changes every year...
+4nia 4ever charcters and devolpers might
+666kingdrummer I thought it was gonna be Assassins Creed
when he said for the next 10 years i thought he meant destiny lol
+Morgan Clasper fifa 14 wasnt that bad, 15 and 16 were terriblec though
I thought number 10 was Call of duty.
me to lol Cod got nothing new shoot him shoot that SERIOUSLY WE NEED SOMTHING MORE THAN JUST SHOTING SOMBODY
lol
Me too.
I was a 100% sure it was CoD, he described it perfectly
I swear I thought ten would've been call of duty ghosts.
same
We're we all thinking the same thing?
I thought so too, although I was hoping Fifa 14 would be on there, but I'll settle with Madden considering it sums up the lack of effort EA put into all their sports games. I'm no CoD fan, but unlike Fifa and Madden it isn't the exact same shit every year. CoD is half-assed, but most EA sport games are more like quarter-assed
Finally Joe back to his roots. Was getting really tired of filler videos.
who thought the first game was going to be cod ghost
Saints 4 Dayz me
That would've required COD: Ghosts to be absolute ass which is wasn't. Campaign was garbage as usual but the online was decent.
Stephan Sanchez for me it was the other way around
I get where you're coming from. I have a friend who loved the campaign too. I'm more of an RPG guy so I'm very particular about how stories are done. I also get how the online would be bad from your perspective. Since it's COD it obviously has issues that have been there since COD4 like spawn logic (or lack thereof.) I liked how the had some decent sized maps again. (For COD anyway) I liked a few of the weapons too, but like I said I understand the things that would turn a person off from the online there were some pretty bullshit things like being spawned in someone's crosshairs. (I've been on both sides of that one.)
Stephan Sanchez, yhea but thier where a few other ones too. First the game is too easy, multiplayer is so easy with the health being too low. Second you had to choose your objective that you wanted to do whitch is stupid for cod because it makes it hard to level up. The 3rd thing is that the game has is that the guns are too OP because the health is so low.
There's a problem there is no Call of Duty Ghost
It's because Joe only list all bad game he played, he doesn't play CoD
Why does everybody hate on COD?
Elliot Avila rinse and repeat, same thing nothing new like the older games and online is unbearable.
Louis Short Ironic because you sound like its community...
Louis Short wow worst openion ever its on your wish list isint it?
Still can't believe you played 20 hours of Ride to Hell. I wish I could be that dedicated to the cause of critique.
It's amazing how this was a 45 minute video and I watched the entire thing without leaving my seat. You've got me hooked, Joe!
Seeing the Madden on here is hilarious especially nowadays
Lol. In the trailer for madden, when the guy says "everything is alive" it sounds like he says "everything is a lie" which is the truth.
Im glad someone finally said something about Madden. We honestly only buy it to get the updated roster lately. They should come out with Madden every three years and just let you update the rosters online to keep roster up to date for three seasons. They seriously need to upgrade the game to another level.
#10 - 2:11
#9 - 8:40
#8 - 11:50
#7 - 15:03
#6 - 17:44
#5 - 19:39
#4 - 23:38
#3 - 26:24
#2 - 32:59
#1 - 38:05
Here is an Idea for a Madden type game, Take the typical Madden fare, then add fantasy creature like Orc, elves, dragons etc, give them a ballanced skill set, and put them in a football team with more violent interplay and the inclusion of protection and offense Spells, I call it Fantasy Football
or bloodbowl
+Justin Onoferychuk it annoys me how few people have heard of bloodbowl. Great game
+Garrett Monie or Mutant League football.....Don't mind me I'm old. I even remember the morning cartoon.
so blood bowl
for no.10 I thought he was talking about call of duty....*puts on riot helmet* getting ready for the shit-storm
So did I...
Same.
maddens way worse as far as repetitiveness
-_- ghost is the best coD ever!!! Said nobody ever,
Branden Lewis Black Ops 2 was the worst (that's in my opinion)
the new kinect really is 2x everything the original was. after all, 2x0 is still 0.
How many of you thought he was talking about Call of Duty @ #10?
I definitely was.
Not a bad guess, but Madden HAS to be tops just because of how many there are. I also remember one of the first Frank Caliendo sketches I ever saw was him being Madden on a Thanksgiving Football pregame show where he said he was thankful for people spending money "every year for what is essentially the same game."
same here
same here ahahaha
ME!
"...a growing trend in mobile gaming that's starting to dominate its landscape, and I promise you, if it is not checked, it will threaten our core games as well."
Hmm...Assassin's Creed: Unity, Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare...yep. You called it, Joe. Microtransactions are threating our AAA games. I played Advanced Warfare, and I'm proud to say I never spent a dollar on DLC or microtransactions. The game itself was good enough; I'm not giving them any more of my dough. Not fucking worth it.
I honestly thought #10 was COD:Ghosts
You're not the only one. When he started saying "the same fucking shit every year!" I'm like "yup, it's ghosts", but when I saw it was madden it still made perfect sense. :P
or BF4
Melvern Soelaiman
yea but bf4 is actually fun lol
tired of seeing this. COD nor BF are not even bad games...... wtf is with this gaming community nowadays?
Gjvon Graves Top lel, get out of here mate
I honestly thought COD Ghosts would be #10
Thanks for taking time to check out my vids and including them, means alot!
Update from 2021: nothing has changed with Madden, and TotalBiscuit is dead.
I thought number 10 was gonna be Call of Duty. lol
i was thinking battlefield 4 lol
''the same shit every year, every year it's the same fucking shit..'' i was like COD here we are :P
me too
totally true
Lol me too
Battlefield 4 should have got an honourable mention lol
The problem of releasing broken games is getting so bad they should have their own category.
Whats the problem about bf4?? Bugs?
Lots of bugs ☺
Tim Whitehead but its innovative isn't it...unlike some of the competition and the brown colour scheme
Okay, lets be honest, how many of you knew that Ride to Hell: Retribution was going to be #1?
I did.
Everyone
10 years later and joe was still right, the gaming industry is a cesspool :/
I hope there's at least one "YOU DUN FUCKED IT UP!" on this list.
I 100% agree XD
"When you fuck up the God damn bike sounds on your goddamn biker game, You know you Dun fucked it up!"
When he said same shit every year at the beginning, was I the only one thinking Ghosts?... :/
I was totally thinking that
Chas Fordyce Ditto... :/
u mean CoD: ghosts?
nope, I was thinking the same thing!
lmao i though cod 2
pretty hard to defend Madden when you've got side-by-side comparisons with a way better game from 6 years ago
Madden still hasn’t changed a thing 🤣🤣🤣
Everybody's complaining and hating about modern video games.
And I'm just still waiting for Fallout 4.
so am I and even half life 3
Jeremy Fiorindo Who isn't?? Valve doesn't know number 3
BigPlayGamers maybe they will just release Half life 4 people
Everyone is playing new games and I'm just sitting here masturbating...
why.....................?
This is Joe's 10 Worst List, not everyone's list. Do not hate on Joe because you disagree with a ranking or you think something else should have been on there. State why you disagree in the comments like a sane human being and people will judge the truth of your opinion on their own.
Except no one were disagreeing at all lol
I almost thought number 10 was gonna be COD Ghosts until I realized he hasn't played it
Same here :D.
FUCK! Totally thought the same thing!! I was PUMPED and ready to hear him scream a CoD title but.....sadly no....
i knew it was a EA game but i started to think it was battlefield
No. Battlefield's been pretty good. Not totally more original than it should be but WAAAAY less dull than CoD and Madden
ohmybreadsticks It don't work bro.
That's exactly what I say to my buddy! He had PS3 forever and the only games he ever played was madden and NBA 2K, he swears on his life that it gets better every year and it's worth 60$ every year. It's fuckin trash! I tell him the exact same thing and he just doesn't listen to me.
Well at least NBA 2K has MyCAREER!
Yeah nba 2k sucks 2k17 gonna be the same shit as 2k16
+Aj Jingco which 2k16 somehow managed to grind into dust.
The only sports game that's worth getting every year is MLB The Show.
he will learn...eventually
I swear the number ten i thought that he was talking about CoD Ghost xD haha
Every year and nothing changes. Fits CoD perfectly.
i was disappointed that it wasn't xD
Zelnyair yeah i agree, personally i liked them up to 4 then it just got reptitive and with gosts...aliens....seriously? thats the best idea you could come up with...aliens
Zelnyair And they made the last fantastic CoD game in my opinion. WAW was AWESOME!
***** Because CoD sucks. Sports games come out every year because rosters change and nobody has decided to make a game where you pay a small price every year to update the roster. AC brings more new things every time, and it's not every year that we see one. Granted, it's being made too quickly but the story is what matters rather than a copy/pasted campaign and the same multiplayer over and over. And nobody would dare mock Halo even though it's just as boring as the rest of the generic shooters.
Did anyone expect him to say CoD Ghosts at #10?
I'd actually expect it to come in higher until he started on his descriptive rant. Not sure how CoD Ghosts has any more redeeming value compared to it's predecessors than Madden does.
Just about to comment that.
I laughed at that so hard, I believe he did that on purpose as a joke when everybody knows the reception COD's been getting lately.
ohhh yeah i did.....same thing over and over again but different environment..... is not very pleasing !!!
I seriously thought he was talking about Call of Duty in the beginning XD
same here :p
Quality of Joe’s videos still hold up and already have me laughing