John Mulaney Shares NSFW Spider-Ham Outtakes from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

John Mulaney talks to Jimmy about his super secretive and profanity-laced experience voicing Spider-Ham for Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse animated film.
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John Mulaney Shares NSFW Spider-Ham Outtakes from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
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[@TurdFerguson884]

John Mulaney and his old timey radio voice

[@notyourdaughter666]

Turd Ferguson I love him too much

[@the_mango_hornets_restaurant]

He's been alone in a room eating saltine crackers for 28 years

[@fredarok579]

Old timey radio voices are great.

[@gameridiotNOT]

Thank you for giving the perfect way to describe his voice

[@libby0512]

we love his voice

[@justinkays6586]

“Youre a super hero who is a pig and makes non-stop outdated joke”
He played my dad in this movie.

[@t.h.1492]

I just realized this. All our dads are in this movie, the dads are spider-ham’s nose

[@stickypoopoo8982]

My dad is venom in this movie, because venom wasn't in it........

[@stikvidsyt1369]

@@stickypoopoo8982 Such an edgy joke... I love it

[@stickypoopoo8982]

@@stikvidsyt1369 thanks man u totally sounded like u loved it :D

[@lt.boinks992]

You’re dads a superhero

[@GetSherlock22]

Are you telling me that Marvel got him to a secondary location with nothing more than a phone call???

[@officialbarilla3124]

don't worry John cussed a lot and so that threw them of their rythm

[@Holliday0089]

@@officialbarilla3124 I was gonna say this shit

[@jethrosullivan2862]

Bittenbinder would not be impressed

[@isaacman112]

No. Sony did.

[@thorgod0824]

I hope he brought his money clip

[@Taylor-tut]

"this is how people get kidnapped... but I was available." did JJ Bittenbinder teach him NOTHING??

[@darion8476]

That special made me wheeze with laughter

[@souulkeeper1384]

Well he did tell them "when" you get kidnapped, not "if" you get kidnapped. So John probably thought this was his when.

[@stopthatwaffle9928]

Gotta throw them off their rhythm

[@user-lq3ub5yb3v]

Nikki Riley there was no secondary location (thank god)

[@imperiumdivinity]

STREET SMARTS!

[@sydneymerryman8804]

‘ doing the voice of spiderham ‘
spiderham: is literally just john’s voice

[@amanday3103]

sydney merryman Yeah he really can’t do voices

[@abhishekch8322]

His voice is a voice

[@amanday3103]

Abhishek Ch this is true

[@SonaLovesick]

@@amanday3103 not completely true look up John mulaney new in town bit

[@satanluciferington7580]

That’s totally not true! I know what you’re getting at, but he does the new in town bit, his gazebo bit, you know his bill clinton bit, I think he’s actually rather good at voices.

[@super_cyb0rg226]

"I've been Spider Ham 30 f***ing years!" was delivered absolutely flawlessly. In fact, even all of his cleaned up lines in the movie were pitch perfect. This movie is easily a 9/10. Watch it.

[@tristanredding6750]

Just curious what would make it 10/10 for you?

[@rattian1976]

Tristan Redding high standards

[@chocolatesugar-lovage9678]

Are you kidding!? This movie is a 15 outta 10! 😆

[@jokesandpunsandskitsohmy3038]

They rated it 9/10 because they didn't allow spiderham to cuss

[@squoosetiel]

@@tristanredding6750 obviously spiderham getting to say "fuck"

[@kimsteinman7972]

Petition for an independent spiderham film that lets John mulaney cuss for 2 hours

[@goldengifts3830]

Yes. Wait what about Peni? Isnt she too young for the cusses?

[@rpaccount5489]

I’d sign

[@oliviaprice2637]

Yes yes and yes👌

[@doggo377]

YESSSSS MAKE A PETITION

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

@@goldengifts3830 She's 14...what do you think?

[@CaramLdansen]

He had to pee two times within a 15-minute span. Maybe "frequent urination" wasn't such a bogus/random rationale for his Xanax-seeking doctor's visit after all..."Hey, sometimes I pee a lot!"...

[@angelinabenitaz]

“Tried to think of a number that would warrant going to the doctor

[@gd9xm]

Me too. Crazy, right?!

[@saphass]

eLeVeN

[@DeputyDexin]

@@saphass times

[@ErinOC_1306]

Eminent Encounter
‘I get nervous on airplanes’

[@parthantal3384]

"That's all folks"
*Wait, is he allowed to say that, legally?*
BEST SCENE EVER!!

[@d_xzy9744]

How does this have 1.4K likes and no replies?

[@TheZomboy1]

lkiuytfvbnm

[@NOnameNOnamehdhdhd]

@@TheZomboy1 good point

[@kiddisley5890]

@@NOnameNOnamehdhdhd wkskcmjt ? Sozofmjrmsoa 😡😥

[@NOnameNOnamehdhdhd]

@@kiddisley5890 honestly I agree.

[@--coven]

literally any guest ever: so i-
jimmy: 🤣👏🤣🤣👏

[@skinnybuggo]

literally any guest ever:S-
Crowd:(*CANNED LAUGHTER*)

[@Jezcassar]

1:12

Im LIVING for these Jimmy Fallon roasts

[@coopa4460]

guest: a-
jimmy: tee-hee 🙈😂🤠

[@jacobaltredes7384]

Robert Irving: Hi
Jimmy: *F e a r*

[@blairdillard5946]

John wasn't scared of being kidnapped because he knows the BITTENBINDER METHOD 😤😤

[@gomcocramp]

explain

[@fooltheclown9004]

STREET SMARTS

[@hobiwankenobi.666]

you want it? GO GET IT!!

[@scottmillor]

He knows how to let people know something hinky is going on.

[@KIBWEmma]

YA GOTCHA MONEY CLIP AND YA FITTY DOLLAR BILL, YA TROW IT

[@attractivecrayon7579]

John : **says original, thought through, relatable joke**
Jimmy : ....
John: So then I-
Jimmy: **spits out water** AAHAGGSHUUAGAGUAAAHHH

[@AB-tr5iy]

😂😂😅

[@wootwootletsplaysomefartnu8938]

lmfao it's like jimmy can't even tell what's considered a joke sksks

[@justs_]

I’m guessing he was holding it in but lost it a while after

[@Yaratoma]

@@justs_ or just understood it

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

Your profile pic of Lin looks like me after someone wakes me up during a nap

[@rubycio]

*bangs fist on table* LET HIM CUSS LET THE PIG CUSS

[@TMW_ShadowStarr]

HE'S A FREAKING PIG. HE HAS THE PERFECT EXCUSE TO CUSS.

[@dustinz.2139]

Petition to give spider ham the n word pass

[@Undrave]

@@TMW_ShadowStarr He used to be a spider though. He just turned into a pig when he got bit by a radioactive pig.

[@TMW_ShadowStarr]

@@Undrave oh I know the basics of Spider-Ham, I worded it like that to play off the fact that he's a pig (now) and some people think cussing is filthy and vile language.

[@mika-lw7pd]

Let the damn pig cuss, alright? I need this in my life. My girlfriend broke up with me...
* deteriorates into tears *

[@jaybirb5507]

Ok but did they try to bring him to a secondary location

[@enolagueta6443]

👌😂

[@delsielopez8699]

his odds would be slim to none

[@ryanbarham8464]

STREET SMARTS!

[@austynhl9484]

😂😂😂😂

[@awkwardmeatball4407]

Oh no

[@ebanksstudios]

*Is nobody going to mention the handshake at the start*

[@ahobbit1273]

Ebanks Studios I didn’t notice that 😂

[@heszedjim9699]

JFC Jimmy got jimmied

[@TieflingKumasi]

I don’t think he was trying to go for a handshake

[@guitarrokz13910]

I noticed this right away and I was hoping someone would comment on it

[@RewindingFilm04]

What handshake??

[@XiaoTime]

This tall child has really grown - going to a secondary location and everything.

[@funkdancingforselfdefense5278]

I love you

[@Onestinkyboi]

I respect the references

[@applepi-ri9dv]

I respect you

[@Sofia-zx8hk]

Next thing you know and he'll be throwing his money clips

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

@@Sofia-zx8hk Punching out tail lights, waving to other cars from inside the trunk...

[@ananya512]

1:33
“because when it’s these superhero things, they really keep it under wrap”
*tom holland, mark ruffalo, and seb stan gulp*

[@djarinriduur]

ananya c Don’t lump Seb in with the guy who accidentally posted the title of his sequel to Instagram and the dork who live-streamed the first twenty minutes of audio of Ragnarok before it was released 😆

[@ananya512]

Killian Jones okay okay true

[@AdaylnTheLifeOf]

Killian Jones lmao it wasn’t an accident. Marvel used them for PR cause it’s fits their image and it’s “cute” when they leak information about the film.

[@dingusdongusa]

yeah, tom holland didnt know he was auditioning for spider-man. then he got a call weeks after "HEY!, umm,.. you're spiderman now"

[@AuroraNCSinger]

@@dingusdongusa It's kinda hard not to know that you're auditioning for a huge role like that, and the audition process was months long. Plus, he's been a huge Spiderman fan his whole life

[@emmas5287]

John Mulaney should host the Oscars.

[@larurentius]

Emma S your halfway right John mulaney and Nick Kroll should host the oscars

[@emmas5287]

YOU RIGHT THEY BOTH SHOULD HOST

[@lalie9995]

King Loui did you really just say “blacks” 🙄

[@mbanerjee5889]

John Mulaney should host everything.

[@dawizz98]

King Loui Black people don't give a shit about the Oscars 😂 we care about the BET Awards keep that racist shit elsewhere bitch boy

[@marvelsriot8319]

Anyone: *exists*
Jimmy: BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[@tastedivinefury2198]

Marvel's Riot „hahahahahehe😬😅“

[@mscottcarpenter]

Jimmy: aHEKBhaeheheeee

[@M3Lucky]

*CLAPS*

[@seokjinsbbymama1749]

*slams on desk*

[@ohmylorrd]

Me tho

[@jinxbtw1942]

0:01.
Jimmy: *puts out hand for handshake*
John: *looks at hand*
Jimmy: *scratches his head*

[@mr0nix935]

Lol

[@chloesullivan2826]

im so glad someone else noticed that lol

[@GalinDray]

John is so much wittier than Jimmy it's a little unnerving

[@TheBakuganmaster99]

Why is this such a surprise to you?

[@BuzzLiteBeer]

I honestly can't stand Fallon (comes off corny and his laughter does not seem genuine), but he's a late-night powerhouse and gets some of the best guests.

[@carlsagan1377]

John should get his own show

[@ChaoticBad]

Carl Sagan he did. Unfortunately short-lived

[@bubrub23]

@@ChaoticBad I love John but ... Fortunately short lived

[@HeyJess27]

I hope he brought his money clip with a $50 in it to this meeting in case it was a kidnapping and he had to throw the kidnapper off his rhythm

[@edgerat]

STREET SMAAAAAAARTS!!!!!!!

[@miuhan5925]

M

[@emilymarley4505]

You want it? Go gET IT

[@soph3876]

I USed the BIttENBindEr MEthod

[@theinimitablejora522]

#streetsmarts

[@jodie2763]

john is genuinely hilarious
“they gave me a call and i said ‘hello’, yanno?”

[@junkyardjoe1419]

I only watch a Jimmy Fallon video when his guest is worth it. And John Mulaney is worth putting up with Jimmy Fallon.

[@seamusthefamous]

Junkyard Joe I second that

[@kellogscornflakes2430]

Yeah like why did he laugh at 1:28 I just don’t get him

[@ZoeLoza]

Same

[@karamellcreme]

I can never stand Jimmy Fallon.

[@demonatic7258]

I don’t like jimmy fallon but I like John mulaney

[@alexanderruiz5085]

John: *something funny*
Jimmy: *copy + paste* HA

[@selir.5139]

This is officially my favourite comment explaining Jimmy😂

[@jessicag8219]

😂😂😂

[@untatome9337]

alexander Ruiz
Gatchu bruh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@saturnerens]

MY GOD HES SO ANNOYING LIKE HE WONT LET JOHN SPEAK

[@alexestrada2757]

"Wherever I go, the wind follows, and the wind smells like rain." is SUCH a Nic Cage line xD

[@TMW_ShadowStarr]

GIVE THE MAN AN OSCAR.

[@Undrave]

I'd watch a Spider-man Noir movie.

[@arbenbalian8755]

Thanks

[@atoaster4738]

do you smell the lemon juice

[@typacsk]

In the immortal words of Real Fans of Genius, "WHEEERE IS THAT WIND COMING FROOOMM?"

[@sha2424]

kinda can't believe how easy it was for them to get him to a secondary location like that

[@itsflymyguy]

you've commented like 7 times

[@sha2424]

i know what i'm about, son

[@itsflymyguy]

+Shannon Dean Uhh I'll take ur word for it mother

[@oOdOdY75Oo]

For those who scrolled through looking for what these means, it's a reference from his show "kid gorgeous".

[@jasonfish896]

And then I was asked if I wanted to watch this movie. And I said no.
You know...
like a liar.

[@anielson6152]

Jason Fish lol yes

[@additop8118]

The one thing you can't replace

[@gumbywumbus]

*_i've never climbed a fence that high before_*
...and then I woke up at home.

[@Mickey_Moon507]

*I've never claimed a fence that high before.*
... And then I woke up at home.

[@dragonrider0079]

I love this thread so much omg

[@starblaze5813]

They talked him into going to secondary location on his own.

[@looney1023]

Glad his STREET SMARTS didn't prevent him from being in this fantastic movie

[@Fi_Sci_]

*”Wherever I go the wind follows, and the Wind smells like Rain”*
*”Sometimes I let the Match burn all the way to my fingertips just so I can feel something”*
No joke in my opinion I think Nicholas Cage Spider-Man Noir has the best lines

[@fuzzbrain913]

This is a pretty hardcore origin story

[@josedirks3973]

The disappointed "aww" when the match burns out made me giggle

[@thefatbearcrew]

Wherever I go the wind follows

[@paino190]

"We dont pick the ballroom we just dance"

[@grr8008]

"Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?"

[@gamedemon24]

Well his first mistake was letting the producers take him to a secondary location

[@adrianrice2177]

At least he had his money clip on him, from some haberdashery

[@arbenbalian8755]

h

[@gamedemon24]

i

[@levijames717]

detective jj bittenbinder tried to warn him.

[@mick-7032]

gamedemon24 J.J bittenbinder would be so disappointed

[@JinxProductions]

“There are a lot of die hard Spider-Ham fans out there”
*Raises Hand*

[@owlancaster]

really? you're a spider ham fan? Name 3 songs.

[@teresabarahona1029]

Cuatro
Elemento

[@beantrouser]

Raises Ham

[@amandanies3174]

*raising hand*

[@eledomingu]

His snout has an expression like his eyes.

[@luxusmode111]

This tall child should host the Academy Awards. This is one of the cleanest comedians out there.

[@larurentius]

luxusmode111 as long as Nick kroll is cohosting

[@bickle8931]

Naw hell get banned for saying jew in a joke

[@referablesauce]

Cleanest comedians? I'm not 100% familiar with his work buuuuttt, have you seen Big Mouth? Great show, give it a go.

[@luxusmode111]

Andy Larsen i've seen it. I think he just voiced it, Kroll's the one more involved in writing and producing it. But obviously i've also meant he's very wholesome, and that you wont find any homophobic/racist tweet or whatever people these days get offended by.

[@richardmarshall7283]

luxusmode111 you should actually listen to his standup. He is not wholesome, he just good at making it seem so.

[@brightnfab291]

Spoilers:
It actually had a disappointing lack of Spider Ham lines

[@leeman27534]

the movie kinda had a disappointing lack of spider ham lines.
i think his uncle has more lines.

[@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay]

@@leeman27534 Spider-Ham's uncle?

[@IdeaBox-dk5vj]

@@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay Actually, he was referring to Uncle Aaron, Miles's uncle.
But I am now curious as to what Spider-Ham's uncle's name could be. Thanks!

[@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay]

@@IdeaBox-dk5vj A scrapped line says his name is Frankfurter.

[@IdeaBox-dk5vj]

@@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay Thank you!

[@Tunks08]

The fake laughing is strong with this one

[@yalikebe3ns797]

:( i ruined it u had 420 likes heh

[@hoccuphocc2436]

yA liKe bE3Ns ? Funny number funny number

[@loganmoreland7394]

This is the most British looking guy who isn't British

[@blademasta3650]

tr900 - yes British people have a look, now go back to your dark corner you edgy teen with a blacked out profile picture.

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

LOL he looks like a more handsome american version of my inbred friend in school lol

[@vertexmurcury1816]

😂😂😂how dare you tell the truth

[@loganmoreland7394]

@@AbsoluteAbsurd lmao😂😂😂

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Caleigh Moreland lol

[@joenunez-i5g]

Please let Sony release a special R-rated version of the movie where the only change is Spider-ham swears constantly

[@GDM245]

They also need to add Japanese Spider-Man to the R rated version of the movie

[@ماجدالنافل]

ةوو وزممحححجججضجججج من قبل أن متميز محمد كككك
هههههههههه

[@y3ldarb2]

@@GDM245 I can already hear the FBI waiting outside your door, waiting for you to make an overt sexual reference.

[@elisahuberman3408]

Go watch Deadpool

[@VoyageOne1]

Go and watch "Big Mouth"

[@somerandomkid6858]

Nobody’s talking about how Jimmy Fallon’s handshake got denied.

[@kimchik6825]

Lmao I didn’t notice! Thank u for pointing that out

[@darkain666]

yeah, that was bruuuutal XD

[@itsameprincesspeach]

Rightfully so

[@izzyg4184]

i dont think he even saw his hand.... bless John’s heart

[@orawolfgram2838]

“Two days?? Hahahaa.... I’ve been Spider-Ham for 30 f***ing years”
lmfao 😂😂😂
I wish they kept that in the movie omg

[@jemimathekitten7435]

John: - which is how a lot of kidnappings begin.
Y'all: "Jimmy: HARGHAHA"
Me: S T R E E T S M A R T S

[@thisisaperson9137]

With J.J. Bittenbinder

[@ljmobs]

SHUT UP YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE STREET SMARTS

[@noway9320]

"I went into a building"
Fallon laughs so hard he slaps his table in half and has a stroke
"I was a pig"
Fallon bursts into gibs, laughing the whole time

[@somethingstuffguy4159]

"I said hi"
Jimmy: *hawk screeching*

[@looney1023]

@@somethingstuffguy4159 That one was genuinely funny so I'll give him that one, but the follow up line was unnecessary

[@juliettemarie3255]

Jimmy fake laughs a lot but I don’t think he’s faking it here, John’s delivery is really funny so even just the way he says “I picked up the phone and said ‘hello’?” With the pause afterwards makes it sound really silly

[@salrodriguez7052]

John needs his own talk show. He has so much more personality and charisma than Jimmy

[@cayv7694]

anyone can do better than Jimmy

[@lumi521]

They got him to a secondary location

[@shook5058]

Carter ! i’m surprised he didn’t make that joke

[@lumi521]

Anne Spalding SAME !!!!

[@Weepysponge]

I'm cackling

[@SL1MTB0Y01]

into the spider verse was brilliant but it would be even better if john were allowed swear

[@mattkingdon5260]

How do I mute just Jimmy Fallon?

[@jaredbumblecrum]

First you buy a weapon, do the rest

[@dzfz2100]

Oh man, that would be an amazing Chrome extension - just make Fallon not exist anywhere on the Internet

[@klillym1461]

Very careful editing

[@sm9800]

@@jaredbumblecrum joker vibes

[@jankastelmaszyk7268]

“your parents took you to adult dramas?”
i mean they also ordered ONE BLACK COFFEE

[@giboi03]

And they were BOTH lawyers

[@thejesuschrist]

Spider-Ham is the greatest un-Kosher thing ever! Love it! 😇

[@jjs234]

Jesus Christ help pewdiepie

[@yungkabob9531]

Sup

[@Kal6933]

😂😂😂I’ve sinned Jesus

[@thanos4959]

Jesus Christ yess

[@ayshamaciasmendoza6351]

@@jjs234 1hdj

[@duckynoodles3560]

John played the voice of spider-ham....he'll need to make ham jokes now

[@MrFunyun]

I like bacon.

[@y3ldarb2]

A 'pigs are cannibals' type of joke might work well.

[@VoyageOne1]

I hope they do in Big Mouth s3

[@seanperone449]

He’s John Ham now!

[@folks3864]

Aubrey Does Art he needs to go ham on them.

[@szthbnsfprdctn]

"so i get to a build-"
jimmy: AHAHAHAHAHAH A BUILDING IS A STRUCTURE
"haha yeah. so i walk ins-"
"INSIDE AHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

[@jfmathenia]

"It CAN get weirder!"

[@athousandyearoldfossil5059]

I just washed my hands, that's why their wet...

[@anonymousmarv5048]

“...No other reason.”

[@judi7238]

I can't believe John Mulaney actually went to a secondary location, like does he not remember anything Bitten binder said?

[@zacharywoodward8543]

Judi W. STREET SMARTS

[@kyogi9768]

He went to a SECONDARY LOCATION?!?!

[@gumbywumbus]

I guess he'll have to use the Bittenbinder technique.

[@lfkw2484]

He's doing a good job representing all asian-americans

[@hellomarjory]

such an empowered asian woman!

[@davidjames-cameron617]

" Papa, today I saw a boy with no eyes" 😂😂

[@starfiring]

Sick reference, bro.

[@artoriapendragonidilfitri7414]

His a TIGER MOM.

[@thelonecourier3439]

Showing those shogunate assholes who's boss

[@fingerfoodlildude]

Why is Jimmy Fallon in a John Mulaney special?

[@athousandyearoldfossil5059]

I know... it just ruins the tonight show with John Mulaney

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

You see, he was over there by the bench

[@theoneandonlycucumber]

"So I get to a building..."
Jimmy Fallon: *laughs for some reason*

[@julianarose9872]

It’s insane how many times Jimmy claps & & throws his head back or slaps his knee /desk and bends over all with hysterical laughter, at every other sentence his guests utter

[@brigidmalley8479]

Tall Child: So I get to a building...
Jimmy: 😂😂😂👏
1:56

[@HiDefRonin]

Brigid Malley Lmao

[@manastiwari324]

Tall Child: hello
Jimmy:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lordoftheducks332]

Get some rest Tall Child!!!

[@tastedivinefury2198]

Brigid Malley 😂😂

[@tastedivinefury2198]

Guest : *breathes*
Jimmy: 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭👌👌

[@rubylefebvre]

fallon kinda just repeating whatever mulaney is saying and feeling threatened bc john is so much funnier than him is so funny

[@LikeTheBuffalo]

John Mulaney is too good for Fallon. Jimmy must have some _amazing_ photos of whoever he's blackmailing to have this job.

[@AJGuineaPig]

I got bitten by a radioactive *PIG!*

[@justjeemy5646]

AdamJohn RAWR XD does that make it a hickey?

[@sahara0370]

Jeremy Humphries thats not how bites work lmao

[@dumbalek6001]

"there were no movies for kids when i was little"
you mean like........ the 1930s John? He almost spilled the truth about being an immortal being born in early 1900s

[@krystali2804]

But the question is, Did he kill princess Diana??

[@ieatchildren7863]

@@krystali2804 No, he was in Wisconsin and the T.V. was obviously warm /hj

[@skinjuice7491]

Look at that high waisted man he’s got a wonderful way about him without trying too hard.

[@hannahmaria9021]

😂😂 this is so good!

[@hollyodell4012]

He's got feminine hips...

[@katethegate]

Holly Odell NO! THAT’S THE THING HE’S SENSITIVE ABOUT!

[@DUBS720]

Mulaney: “Making the movie is really fun...” (Awkwardly digresses into story about when he pissed his pants at the theater when he was a kid)
Jimmy: “uh, so you improvised some stuff...”
Mulaney: “Oh. Yeah!” 😂

[@kkph5581]

O hư
Don) gthjlan

[@kkph5581]

Ozon)

[@Playfulshenanigans7]

He's awkwardly attractive

[@bluepugjr4573]

John mulaney: *exists*
Jimmy Fallon on vacation across the world: *WHEEZE*

[@autsjn]

This is the best comment I’ve seen today thank you

[@tfg_8564]

Guest: **talks**
Jimmy fallon:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

[@NewMessage]

All I could think of was Homer Simpson singing 'Spider Pig'.

[@justinm2697]

I'm holding out for some sort of cameo or a reference or something.

[@blackbird5634]

you took my post, totally, nothing is better than 'Spider Pig' as sung by the mighty Homer Simpson!

[@BigRedShadevil]

The second the clip began the Spider Pig song started going on a loop in my head. It’s one of my ringtones.

[@LadyDragoncat]

Spider-Pig. Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does.
Can he spin on a web?
No, he can't. He's a pig.
Oh, yeah.... Here comes the Spider-Pig...

[@starfiring]

Same

[@smosh_crone]

John being worried about being kidnapped proves that Bittenbinder's methods really had a lasting impact

[@_magicalpotatos_9338]

Am I the only one who thinks that John is definitely one of the most funniest people ever

[@thrillcosby9961]

Yes

[@nan2339]

I can guess that you're like 11 years old.

[@thrillcosby9961]

@@nan2339 r/woooosh

[@nan2339]

@@thrillcosby9961 wth. how? and also it's two o's.

[@nan2339]

@@thrillcosby9961 did you think i was talking about you lmao?

[@nathanonsgard2152]

Can Jimmy stop laughing at simple statements?

[@cryophile]

No. He's fake.

[@2diefor]

@Jerry Gonzales Old Lady: My husband, lost his battle against cancer-
Jimmy: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ghostasparagus9842]

Jimmy Fallon is that guy at the party who sidles up to you to tell you a personal story that doesn't have a punchline, then laughs at his own experience, and you have to stare wistfully across the crowd of happier people like a marooned sailor just hoping someone will come rescue you, or at least an emergency will come up so you can tell him you have to take a call.
Alternative: If life was an improv game, Jimmy Fallon is Michael Scott taking out a gun and shooting everyone for each sketch.

[@brinnen1443]

Lmao yess

[@jessjessydel]

I think the real question is why isnt he hosting the Oscars

[@cedricexquisite1999]

jessjessydel good one

[@chubbyninja842]

I'm an old-school SpiderHam fan and Peter Porker is the #1 reason I'm going to watch that movie.

[@jessewhite71]

John says really normal things and they always come out hilarious

[@epmoua]

I just looooove John Mulaney’s sense of humor. An amazing human being. 👍🏻

[@entity7150]

Bittenbinder would be ASHAMED. HE TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THIS JOHN!

[@SwaggleTv]

I SWEAR he is the third Property Brother

[@gabbyc7358]

THAT'S WHY HE LOOKS SO FAMILIAR

[@kerenk]

lol theres already an unspoken-of third property brother.... he used to do impressions in vegas

[@sleepy1684]

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

[@ReeseKlemm]

Omg yes.

[@sabahbubbler]

Spider-Ham's theme song should be "What's new pussycat", played 7 times

[@senoj.rednaxela]

And one "it's not unusual" between pussycats

[@morganb8250]

Guess he’s not worried about secondary locations anymore

[@Stumbo99]

"you play a superhero, who's a pig"
"Say no more"

[@JaqenHghar.]

How much I like John Mulaney is equivalent to how much I dislike Jimmy Fallon

[@grantbullert]

A man should not use the word "I" when he speaks.

[@callsignvail9020]

Jaqen H'ghar you broke net even

[@callsignvail9020]

Grant Bullert “how much me like John Mulaney” Ooga booga to you, an intellectual

[@JaqenHghar.]

@@grantbullert A man realizes his mistakes. valar morghulis

[@carcrashhearts]

This reply section is gold

[@truelocomax2804]

John: so I
Fallon: 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😐

[@kylemitchell3855]

*slaps desk*

[@wetwilIy]

Seen this joke already bro

[@kylemitchell3855]

@@wetwilIy and we've all seen Fallons fake ass laugh before but that doesn't stop him

[@dz1ak695]

Shoutout to my grandpa because that's the only way he can hear me

[@JoeyLevenson]

Hahaha

[@libnnyann]

John Mulaney who? I only know this real comedian.

[@huskytoes9598]

lol

[@Multi-Waves_Music]

Reaches out hand for handshake
Suddenly gets a head itch
Oh yeah forgot to mention...
John presses "B" to skip cutscene

[@xanimefankingdom659]

"Cause when it's a superhero movie they keep it under wraps."
Me: Yep, thanks to this Spiderman *points to Tom Holland*

[@leilarobles9359]

5:38 is where the outtakes start to happen. 2 days? (laugh) I've been spider-ham for 30 f***ing years

[@canijust101]

Leila Robles i love that line

[@adorra72]

Just use the bittenbinder method, get a money clip, robber tries to rob you, you throw the money clip, and he chases after it, and then you run the other way. Because the man with the mustache told me to do it.

[@mikewilhelm2977]

Just a money clip?

[@dangitdangle]

anime and coffee get a money clip. Engraved question marks

[@badoomchhroxi]

You want it? GO GET IT! STREET SMARTS!

[@davidmorgan758]

Look at that high waisted man, he’s got feminine hips

[@sorbet_salamanderd2014]

David Morgan stop you’re making him feel insecure!

[@davidmorgan758]

GeekyGrace 10 You’re right, I’m so sorry. I forgot that was the thing he’s sensitive about

[@ThelookofBangladesh]

Motu.patlu

[@n1ghtman87]

@@ThelookofBangladesh Present

[@husker4life109]

Stop making fun of him he’s new in town

[@winx123rocks]

astonishing, get some rest tall child

[@alsity1]

без ума без дума

[@winx123rocks]

@@alsity1 кул

[@drewsnider7352]

He will never rest

[@punpunforfun]

"Not afraid of adventure." John doesn't like going to secondary locations, Jimmy.

[@trains4384]

john: h-
jimmy: lmao stop-

[@shellysierra8072]

John Mulaney is so effortlessly funny 😂

[@zackzack9341]

Handshake rejected at 2 seconds in. lol

[@GDfan2damaxLol]

Beautifully awkward

[@VideoGameSophistry]

Outtakes start at 5:39 in case listening to Fallon makes you want to rip your eyes out with spoons

[@seandavis908]

I actually listen with my ears not my eyes....

[@mmagalhaesg]

You're a hero

[@lucky07621]

You're doing gods work and I thank you

[@areitz1962]

Seriously though...Wtf happened to Jimmy? It's like all the funny ran out 4 years ago. He's on fumes.

[@bob3ironfist]

You don't rip eyes with spoons you scoop them

[@impatientinc.9332]

Nicholas Cage deserves an Oscar for his performance as Spider-Man Noir. Also Jimmy Fallon is a hack.

[@webbyishere]

agreed

[@therealslmccl]

Can’t believe John actually went to a secondary location

[@dougbradley778]

Can we have a Mulaney SpiderHam Netflix series?
It would be nice.

[@zyaicob]

With him and Hulk-Rabbit just talking shit all day

[@michalkatec.6841]

John really isn’t scared of the secondary location anymore

[@jimmyispromo]

John is just fantastic. I want and need him to be a late night show Host!

[@blockbreaker8839]

John Mulaney could single handedly run Tonight Show for years without even trying

[@gwendolynbeals5806]

We deserve badges for our honorary work and struggle of watching Jimmy Fallon