The fact that we know there are viruses that exist NOW that IF they ever jumped to humans...would kill around 60% of those infected....is goddamn terrifying. That scenario would make this current pandemic a fucking joke. 99% of people would literally _refuse_ to leave their home. No one......NO ONE would show up for work. Anywhere. Essential workers, no one. And who on earth would blame them? Good thing that hasn't happened yet. And there's that word again......YET. These days that word sure has an aftertaste of nauseating hindsight. Sure, we've had a pandemic...but not THE pandemic....yet. Ok yeah, we had an attempted coup....but not a _successful_ coup....yet.
@@scottevil4531 this is not even the secound time. we had the Black Death back in 1340-1450. we then had a few large every 100 years or so. then we had Spanish flu in 1920. and how this. and note covid have a low death rate compared to some other but part of said low death rate is the better healthcare if the healthcare system would fail one day our death rate would sky rocket from 0.2% to maybe 2% of infected. we also ignore people that are been literaly or almost littarly permanently bed ridden so congrats Speedy Gonzales (atletic healthy 29 male) you survived the Covid19 infection sadly you will never be able to walk more then 50 feet at a time.
I am watching this 2 years later, when the pandemic is "over," and we have ABSOLUTELY become complacent... I just hope that when the next pandemic comes we still have enough recollection of corona to implement safety measures sooner... 'Cause there's no way we as a society will take the necessary measures to prevent it from happening.
I feel a bit guilty for feeling a bit left out because i lived in a place that most ppl didn't believe in covid and still don't believe in a lot of facts but that meant I didn't get a lockdown, I had to work through it, delivering furniture, my boss told us "god will make the choices god makes".....he refused to shut down, we had to go into houses of ppl who didn't believe, i freaked out one day when a lady patted me on the back like the tenth time...
This is the first time I’ve seen anyone on TV say the words “One Health,” and I’m elated. Veterinarians have been trying to get this to catch on for years but no one listens to us. Thank you for this John Oliver... you’ve given me hope.
@@KitC916 While I understand the sentiment, I don't think banning them altogether is the best move. The boring, and I think more effective solution (if enacted), is to dedicate more resources to animal surveillance testing in live animal markets and to enforce more serious repercussions when people break the rules. In regards to CAFOs, I think that there needs to be more support for smaller and less intensive production facilities-- both from the government and from the general public, and there are many ways to do this. All in all, banning wet markets and CAFOs nationally or internationally can cause intense food insecurities, and do more harm than good in the long run. I think the solution lies in regulation, not elimination.
Thank you John Oliver, as a biologist I appreciate this video so much ! The best explanation on how Pandemics happen to the public out there ! Knowledge is power !!
@esphaeraspraestans4212 Somewhere an evil genius is laughing maniacally at this. And by evil genius I mean secret government lab technician. And by laughing I mean doing the ordered experiments and research.
And talking about the whole world, while everything haltend in the USA only. Maybe there are some stock footages of other cities in Europe or East Asia, to be more international...
Just a reminder, one of the places where the 1918 Pandemic started was likely the US. The hypothesis being that a US swine flu went with soldiers that went to UK to fight in World War I with British troops. Once the swine flu got into the trenches it spread amoung soldiers and then to civilians until it arrived in Spain. Finally, the Spanish, who were not involved in WWI, reported the deadly outbreak. Leading to decades of anti-Spanish bias. This is why scientists strongly recommend not calling a pathogen for the place/people it is initially discovered, because it might not really be from there and because I will likely result in demonization of the people associated with the virus's namesake.
A wonderful point. When the COVID-19 pandemic was becoming an increasing threat, my microbiology professor told us: "There is an official name for this virus. We should call it the COVID-19 virus or the Corona virus. You should not call it the Wuhan virus. How would you guys feel if a virus was discovered in our city, and people around the world started to call it the Ottawa virus? If people only associated the name of our city with a virus?". What she said has really stuck with me.
Discovering is not the same as starting if you find a new element you Discovered that element if you eat a bat and start a scamdemic (cough china cough) you started it
@@drunkensailor3736 Dude (most probably with that name!), you might need to read the comments before replying to every single comment with your "news" ideas.
I seriously doubted that but I googled it and its true. It makes no damn sense. Five years ago I bought a bathouse for $125.00. Not a damn single bat has been seen within miles of it. I work 6 miles from work and last summer I had some fly around the lights eating bugs. I pray that they come visit me. Some of my neighbors also have bat boxes. We love bats. We live next to an irrigation canal for the farms and the mosquitos are terrible in the summer.
The poor management of animals in the farming industry can not only cause future pandemics, but also another very dangerous threat: the antibiotic resistance. The future looks scary.
go vegan. animals are just the middlemen for both macros (protein, fat, etc) and diseases. if we cut out the middlemen, we get the pure source for protein, fat and carbs + fiber! the world is scary, but that doesnt mean you are incapable of doing your part. go vegan. we are facing fishless oceans by 2048
It goes together though. Covid 19 is a virus but most panemic vefore the 20th (AFAIK) century were bacteries we are not safe from a bacterial pandemy in the future.
“Unsurprisingly, the vast majority of animals involved in historic zoonotic events or current zoonosis are domestic (livestock, domesticated wildlife and pets), which is logical as the contact rates are high.” www.theguardian.com/environment/ng-interactive/2020/sep/15/covid-farm-animals-and-pandemics-diseases-that-changed-the-world
Degenerative luciferians implementing the NWO plan UN agency 2030 depopulation !! it is planned by the Masonic world government to destroy and degrade mankind !! It is good that the coming of Christ the Lord is very close and it will be their end !! KILL ILLUMINATI !!!
@@Mesterjakel7 it’s kind of like learning that dogs kill more people each year than sharks. Sounds surprising at first until you realize that of course sharks don’t live in millions of homes across the world.
"The health of humans, animals, and the environment are all interconnected" So true, but unfortunately, most people aren't ready to hear this or do something about it. People want their instant gratification and only consider their immediate future.
well, clearly not "people" but some people, right? You, me, John Oliver and all the rest are also people and we clearly have a different opinion :) So there's hope.
There's something called a biosphere & people forget trees help us filter the air?? The environment takes care of us, but we haven't been taking care of it. Thanks Amazon
@@BentleyMan01 I'm from Brazil and I must say, pineapples and bananas come from the seaside, not the Amazon. And the Atlantic Forest is longer already wiped out.
"Animals are for eating. Except bats, unless they're in KFC buckets and we don't have to know about it. Humans are not animals, we are a superior race created by god. The environment is just god's present to us, we should fuck it as hard as we like and god will keep us safe as long as we grovel like the worms we are before his glorious imaginary beard. All of this makes perfect sense and lets me live comfortable in the knowledge that I understand everything and those pesky smart people are just trying to confuse me with the supposed 'glaring flaws and contradictions' in pretty much my entire view on life." -Far, far too many fucking so-called human beings
Right? All Americans want to spend money on is faster phones and bigger weapons to kill people and propping up New York / Florida dictators. Infrastructure? TOO EXPENSIVE! Basic survival from deadly pandemics? TOO EXPENSIVE! Equitable access to health care? TOO EXPENSIVE!
has it ever occur to you that we are either living in America or living in the western world, and that is why we care about what this country should do? China doesn’t even have TH-cam so why waste our breath on them 🤔?
Every time the show goes on hiatus, everything goes to absolute shit, without fail. Clearly the solution to fixing everything is to never let John and co. have a vacation ever again
I had a lady neighbor scream at me a while back when I was letting one of my snakes get some sun. She told me that I was threatening the lives of 'the entire city' because I was keeping a 'wild beast' as a pet. She accused me of infecting the neighborhood with with the 'plagues and viruses' from South Africa. The snake in question is a Boa. Boas are native to Central and South America. The snake in question was also captive bred from a breeder who lives just twenty minutes away. He's not spent a single day in the 'wild' and has routine check-ups yearly. His prey items are also domestically bred and bought from a small local business/rat breeder. Meanwhile, her five unfixed cats are free to wander the neighborhood fighting and fucking other stray cats and killing a bunch of native birds. and one of her friends has a yappy little poodle that shits all over it's front yard, shit that is never cleaned up. But yeah, sure Karen, my pet boa's definitely going to be the reason everyone's gonna catch the 'plagues and viruses'.
As someone who works in a Zoo, and whose job is all about educating about animals, conservation, and the importance of ending deforestation, I LOVE the info presented in this. Really great stuff.
@@drunkensailor3736 Dude (most probably with that name!), you might need to read the comments before replying to every single comment with your "news" ideas.
The US legalized "Marihuana" to win World War II. Watch the 1942 USDA film, Hemp For Victory, and tell Congress to pass the Hemp For Victory Act of 2019 so that the environmental damage caused by the last 100 years of rampant industrialization based on fossil fuels and deforestation can be repaired.
i really miss john oliver in front of a live audience, but i appreciate and respect him for still doing his job, because this man's doing a really important job. It's time humankind as a whole stop ignoring impending disasters and john is doing a great job presenting these issues with both proper research and humor. And free on youtube too! What an absolute legend.
Degenerative luciferians implementing the NWO plan UN agency 2030 depopulation !! it is planned by the Masonic world government to destroy and degrade mankind !! It is good that the coming of Christ the Lord is very close and it will be their end !! KILL ILLUMINATI !!!
Degenerative luciferians implementing the NWO satanic plan UN agency 2030 depopulation !! it is planned by the Masonic world government to destroy and degrade mankind !! It is good that the coming of Christ the Lord is very close and it will be their end !! KILL ILLUMINATI !!!
@@alalalala57 well the mistakes aren't what John Oliver is talking about; he's just a limited hangout covering up the facts; more details of that are in the plandemic 2 video which you won't find on this platform. The mistake is the belief that government can every be improved, when all government is literally organized crime no matter who runs it, it just steals money (tax) and threatens death (laws). The mistake is believing in false flags such as "covid" and "isis" and even the world wars which were all planned. Everything is a show, it is all theater to keep people enslaved.
“Bitten: The Secret History of Lyme Disease and Biological Weapons, cites the Swiss-born discoverer of the Lyme pathogen, Willy Burgdorfer, as saying that the Lyme epidemic was a military experiment that had gone wrong. Burgdorfer, who died in 2014, worked as a bioweapons researcher for the US military and said he was tasked with breeding fleas, ticks, mosquitoes and other blood-sucking insects, and infecting them with pathogens that cause human diseases.” House orders Pentagon to review if it exposed Americans to weaponised ticks amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jul/16/pentagon-review-weaponised-ticks-lyme-disease
Well the Spanish flu actually only affected the US heavily during the summer, fall, and winter of 1919. Let's hope we can reach herd immunity before a third wave comes.
@@LoveScreamTrue Doesn’t matter. As long as he collects the relevant information, stores it in his brain and then holds forth! He certainly does not come across as someone who just regurgitates what others feed him.
"You couldn't train everyone to be a health expert, but you can train everyone to be eyes and ears." - That guy knows how to make an informative sound bite, because that app and public health campaign are both brilliant, and summed up nicely by that sentence.
Hi, the goal of this message is to inform you of an important point, and answer important questions: This series of episodes is called The Journey of Certainty, aiming to answer the necessary and urgent questions related to our existence, a correct answer. Correct knowledge of these answers produces true happiness, and the lack of a feeling of emptiness. And that our life from the first moment to the last moment has a great and big purpose. Here is the episodes link: th-cam.com/play/PLPqH38Ki1fy3EB-8xmShVqpbQw99Do2B-.html Episodes are updated weekly Here is the channel link: th-cam.com/channels/f_Zd_7oIJKHDzdu2HsXbEA.html Another thing that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife , God is nothing like him, God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above. What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal. For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things: www.islamreligion.com/ .
My selfish statement for the year: I have peace of mind knowing that as a childless guy in my 50's I probably won't be around to experience the earth finally swallow up humanity. Unfortunately, I think that day is fast approaching. And if I am, I will fondly remember my journey since the days of rotary phones, playing outside until dusk, and b&w TVs.... and not feel cheated.
Childless is the mission. You're doing the right thing my guy! If you ever truly want a kid, adopt then. No need to bring to life someone who didn't ask for it 💪
@@YouDonkeyfu Rich people, avoiding their work and family, would say that we do need them. Literally no one else agrees with them, but since they are rich, that obviously does not matter.
It's a waste of space for you, but not for some other people. I always love to see people screaming something is a waste just because they don't like it.
It's true. Right when he dissed SLC I automatically said "Fuck you, John." Just remember we still have beef with Michael Jordan when he pushed off to beat us in the NBA finals. Also, I love you John.
I get it's a joke, but I feel like it's important to express that Virologists more often than not go to the worst place in the world to fight the crisis. They have huge balls of steel and deserve more credit than we give them. Just a few days ago I read about one of the Ebola outbreaks and Virologists living in safe Sweden traveled to South Africa to help hospitals and the first they had to do was transport bodies out of the hospital, people where literally dying sitting in the waiting room. Doing that when you know that at any time the virus can become airborne (again), takes a very good person.
*Virologists hang out on boats and near planes so that they can parachute in to viral outbreaks at a moment's notice, the bloody heroes. Fixed that for you.
Millions of people are dying every year from preventable causes, so where the fuck is his action, or yours for that matter? Can't stomp on peoples necks eh?
Imagine being a doctor, scientist, environmentalist, or any science expert who spends their life and resources to learn and give us this information only to not be listened to.
Yeah kinda like being vegan now watching the majority of people continue to slaughter animals and cause pandemics a while calling you the extreme one for doing what’s humane and healthy.
@@Bren what are you saying, anyone who isn't a vegan is Inhumane and Unhealthy?😁 I also don't think that most people view you as extreme just because you are a vegan, just chill. Everything isn't a fight.
I`m brazilian scientist, biologist with PhD in Ecology-Epidemiology, working with malaria in Amazon rural areas, and arbovirus infection (dengue virus, zika, chikungunya) in urban slums areas. And obviously: current unemployed
You, are AMAZING! Please don't give up on what you are doing. Your work is IMPORTANT. We need the information that you will discover. Humanity needs all scientists, we are what advances society and helps us learn how to make ourselves safer!
John, what you said at the end is so important. People often ask "how do you pay for it?" (aggressive climate policy, universal healthcare, free childcare and higher education, etc.), but the question should really be, "how do you pay for *not doing it*?"
@@drunkensailor3736 Dude (most probably with that name!), you might need to read the comments before replying to every single comment with your "news" ideas.
Thank you for highlighting the underlying issues for the situation we're in today: 1) deforestation, mining, urbanization and elimination of spaces for wildlife to live in.. 2) wildlife trade 3) factory farming We need a whole episode for each. We need more oversight of big companies destroying our planet and in turn destroying us, humans.
Sonia Shah spoke at my university late 2019, and I bought her book Pandemic. It was so good, and it extremely informative about how diseases spread. I would highly recommend it to anyone wanting to learn more about pandemics Edit: Please ignore all the trolls that have replied to my comment 🙄
In Longyearbyen, Svalbard, Norway, there's a cemetery with bodies preserved in the permafrost that contain the same strain of the H1N1 influenza virus that caused the 1918 Spanish Flu Pandemic. it's been preserved in the permafrost for more than 100 years, and it's also the reason why it's somewhat illegal to die in Svalbard.
"Scientist worries about long term funding for her job" Yeah that's what they always worry about. We spend more time ignoring scientists and not taking them seriously but when shit hits the fan, we throw money at them to save our lives.
Here is the real crux: In the sum it cost 10x maybe 100x as much to solve these problems as a reaction than it would investing in reaserch & prevention consistently. What many people don't realize is the ONLY reason we got a Covid-19 Vaccine so fast is because 80-90% of the required research was luckily already funden & done. So it would even be an economically sensible investment that saves us money. Yet we hate to invest in 'eventualities' and thus it's just not how we think ...
Trust me, millions of ppl (myself included) wouldn't be on the internet watching nor reading about these issues if it wasn't for covid19, The issue with humans is that, its tough for us to take anything serious, unless it directly affects us. For example, we know that tuberculosis still kills millions every year, but only in 3rd world countries, so neither europeans nor americans really care about it.
I love that John has highlighted fragmentation of wild lands and humanity's ever-increasing invasion of those lands in this episode. I hardly heard ANYTHING about this issue this past year and yet this might be the number one reasons for the increased amount of dangerous viral outbreaks. Good on you John.
fr! I work with lyme and ticks and when he first started mentioning fragmentation and deforestation wrt mosquitos I thought "oh yeah, lots of tick-borne diseases are also spreading in forest-edge areas" so I was pleasantly surprised he actually brought that example up!
@@deus_ex_machina_You think i dont know that? Im sure the team is mostly 26-35 year old angry feminists and beta males who all graduated from elite indoctrination centres
Thank you for addressing the horrors of factory farming! And for defending bats. I really love bats. It's not their fault that we humans did this to ourselves. We would all be better people if we could end all of those terrible practices you listed. I worry we will never learn from our mistakes.
The most effective way for each of us to reduce and hopefully end factory farming is to go vegan. Supporting animal agriculture by buying meat dairy and eggs creates demand which means more animals will be bred into existence to meet that demand. Even pasture raised animals are a threat for not only the next pandemic, but also climate change. Grass fed cows produce more methane than factory farmed cows do, since they need more time to get to slaughter weight.
@@someguy2135 What about lab-grown meat? As it improves and becomes cheaper it'll drive out the low-end and mid-range factory farmed meat market leaving only a luxury market supplied a small number of free-roam grass-fed antibiotic-free animals whose meat will exclusively be used for steaks, since that texture is difficult to reproduce in lab-grown meat. I'm not one to say it's a silver bullet, it sure sounds like it.
@RED PILL PORTAL This is actually wholly inaccurate. For all of humanity we've been terrified of plagues because we hadn't had the power to manage them. This is well documented in historical references. For example, the bubonic killed a THIRD of the population of Europe. It was so impactful for that generation that it changed the social fabric of society. We've been very fortunate to live in the only time where our lives have not been ruled by mysterious diseases. He list very real reasons why pandemics are going to become more prevalent and if you follow any of this it wouldn't be new to you. Its a natural occurrence that humans are exacerbating. Luckily this one isn't that bad and chances are you kids will have to deal with the next one not us.
So great. As always, John delivers. What really should change is that this show should be available on more services than HBO, because he has such newsworthy content (it actually would have a huge impact on public health if more people had access to it).
@@walter80922 Yes, because the US military is the only military in the world other than China's and definitely doesn't have a massively bloated spending budget fueled by fear and the military industrial complex. /s
@@walter80922 Yes, because spending 3 times what China spends is definitely not overspending. If you want to be defended from China, just spend 300 billion, more than what China spends, not 730 billion. The other 430 billion could go to more important stuff.
“Only fish on days that end in ‘y’” Be right back, going back to kindergarten, because I had to say every day of the week out loud in order to understand you should fish everyday.
wouldn't agree on that. Nowaadays, we have no nature. A huge difference in each one's perception of reallity due to unchallenged adoption of purely capitalistic practices in our societies, has made us isolate from what we used to call nature''
the idea of eating the rich could do some serious harm here. thank you for reminding me. Were are going to need a better plan to reuse and resicle them
Mother Nature absolutly deserves to be called a mother. To those that are kind to her she is usually kind to them. To those that get on her nerves every so often but try there best not to be she is patient and usually forgiving. To those that abuse her without end, she will destroy them painfully in there sleep in a fit of passion and take out everything and everyone around them.
@@thomaswaldmann9264 The human species actively developed electronical de-brainers - small rectangular electronic devices that display bright, colourful lights - which they stare onto, from time to time lethargically tapping or swiping their smooth surfaces. Blissfully zombified, a large part of the population relies for the more active members of the species to find better methods to end their existence. At one point it was believed the human brains sole function was to cool and filter the bloodstream. Although this was proven to be false the humans expend great amounts of time and energy to make this theory a reality.
And he should. You know once there's some normalcy a great many people will go back to acting invincible & ignoring the facts. Either that or being lazy about doing their part to fix the problem.
Meh. This was nothing. He conveniently carefully missed out the part about keeping animals as pets at all in our cities. In small flats, small yards, usually different races together (dogs, cats, parrots, birds, etc.etc.). I dare you to find a block of houses where the human:animal ratio is bigger than 4:1 Just think about it. For every 1000 person it would mean 250 pets. Every kind. But here is an example: Based on official statistics Hungary has a population number of 9.8 million people. This concludes in 4 million households. On this let's add the number of pets kept: 2.8 million dogs and 2.2 million cats which equals 5 million pets on 4 million households. And these are just the official numbers of the two mainly kept pet races. 5:4 for the pets! Just crazy! They carry diseases also even if these are not THAT deadly as the ones in wild animals and they could also mutate anytime. This is just crazy!
To be fair, he wouldn’t need to do it if we’d actually learn and grow instead of acting like it was one bad year and then go back to normal like nothing happened.
@@humorpalanta IDK, there’s a big difference between cats and dogs that were domesticated thousands of years ago and exotic animals that were never domesticated and just pulled out of their habitats to be someone’s “pet.” Even the so called “farm raised” exotic animals need more than a few decades of domestication to erase millions of years of instinct.
Hi, the goal of this message is to inform you of an important point, and answer important questions: This series of episodes is called The Journey of Certainty, aiming to answer the necessary and urgent questions related to our existence, a correct answer. Correct knowledge of these answers produces true happiness, and the lack of a feeling of emptiness. And that our life from the first moment to the last moment has a great and big purpose. Here is the episodes link: th-cam.com/play/PLPqH38Ki1fy3EB-8xmShVqpbQw99Do2B-.html Episodes are updated weekly Here is the channel link: th-cam.com/channels/f_Zd_7oIJKHDzdu2HsXbEA.html Another thing that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife , God is nothing like him, God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above. What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal. For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things: www.islamreligion.com/ .
Martial law rex84 is coming. Global economy will collapse cash will become obsolete we will transition to a cashless society using digital currency via rfid chip implants. Jesus christ is coming back for the rapture(this decade) Millions of true born again christians all babies and small children under age of accountability will suddenly vanish from the earth. Dont get left behind from rapture to face great tribulation coming to earth. America will be nuked and invaded by russia and china in near future to usher in new world order. Nwo beast system led by antichrist obama and false prophet pope francis ready to take over after rapture. Dont believe the coming massive deception of alien abduction explanation for rapture from obama. Fema concentration camps will be activated around the world post rapture. Refuse coming vaccine and rfid chip implant aka mark of beast at all costs
No degree, but I was a vet tech for ten year before getting covid. I've worked with quite a few zoonotic diseases. You're going to gain a dark sense of humor, a blasé attitdue towards being bit, and an understanding that we all have to die sometimes.
My husband was one of the first patients diagnosed with Lyme disease, after they identified the bacterium that causes it. He grew up in Old Lyme, CT. There are long term complications from it, even after treatment, like early onset arthritis.
We‘ve covered most of the points John Oliver made here in a video a year ago, at the very beginning of the pandemic, examining the origins of the coronavirus. Since then absolutely nothing has changed, we’re still only focusing on how to get back to „normal“.
Nah the majority of us are/have been simply disregarding the orders. I kept working, never wore a mask, kept going to the skate park, and kept going to parties. I never followed one of the mandates. We are all living our normal lives it's just you sheep who have to "figure out" how to do it. I didn't have to "figure out" anything, I just kept living my life lmao
@@smaakjeks look at who is included in that death count. Over 80 percent are people from nursing homes and hospice care who were already going to die. Multiple states have admitted to fluffing the death counts to get more funding. Please open your eyes. Or don't, just stay out of our way
So optimistic! 🥰 You think covids gonna end. We are depending on people who refuse to wear a mask and didn't wash there hands after going to the restroom let alone after the pandemic started.
I prefer this format. I hope John keeps doing the show without an audience indefinitely. Just hopefully in a more cheery place than the Pillsbury Doughboy's asscrack
@@Halo-lg7rq what are you taking about? Florida is wide open and still has way fewer cases per capita than NY and California as well as fewer deaths per capita. If anything, LIBERALS will be the ones preventing us from reopening.
Exactly. It's like going 5km out to sea into a Great White's breeding and living territory, then complaining of shark attack. Humans are in the sharks territory, not the other way around. Like us, when someone tries to hurt you or your friend, they're just protecting their kind or themselves
Repent and obey Jesus, No hypocrites will enter the kingdom of God!! You can’t say you love Jesus and live in willful sin that’s playing the hypocrite and You will go to hell if you don’t repent and start obeying Jesus. Jesus says that most people go to hell!! Why? Because they believe they love Jesus but their lifestyle doesn’t show that they love Jesus🙌🏼
"THE ONLY THING HUMANS HATE MORE THAN THE STATUS QUO IS....CHANGE". True story. Men and women in 2021 have the exact same fights as they did 500 years ago!!!
Always thought I laughed at this show because the audience was laughing. Nope, genuinely entertaining even if it is about a global change plague wiping out the human race. Great job, Oliver.
This is extremely vital & hopefully medical professionals & world leaders learn all the factual information from this so we can prevent another global pandemic & evolve our interaction with wildlife
@Eric rick I think the issue is more lobbying from the agricultural business and ag gag laws that prevent people from speaking out against how bad the agricultural industry really is
If it wasn't for those factory farms, you'd be paying 5x the amount for all your produce. The alternative would be to return back to homesteading but the average American wouldn't like that option and everyone in apartments would be out of luck.
I see you upgraded The Void from "Mark Zuckerberg in a blizzard" white to "cubicle office where every 5 minutes someone is considering jumping out the 5th story window" blue. Very nice!
Hi, the goal of this message is to inform you of an important point, and answer important questions: This series of episodes is called The Journey of Certainty, aiming to answer the necessary and urgent questions related to our existence, a correct answer. Correct knowledge of these answers produces true happiness, and the lack of a feeling of emptiness. And that our life from the first moment to the last moment has a great and big purpose. Here is the episodes link: th-cam.com/play/PLPqH38Ki1fy3EB-8xmShVqpbQw99Do2B-.html Episodes are updated weekly Here is the channel link: th-cam.com/channels/f_Zd_7oIJKHDzdu2HsXbEA.html Another thing that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife , God is nothing like him, God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above. What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal. For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things: www.islamreligion.com/ .
@@tinman7814 🙄Uh.... that's the point of vaccines. 🤓They get your immune system familiar with a pathogen that's been neutralized, encouraging the body to produce antibodies and -- 😎"Uh, English please?" 😓*sigh* Vaccines get your body used to bad bugs that are dead, so you don't get sick (or as sick) if a live bug gets in you. --J
@@jeyruff429 My immune system is quite capable of adapting on its own. That is what it is for and doesn't need any political agenda to help it. The only time in my life I got seriously ill with the flu was after the one and only vaccine I have ever had in my life of nearly 70 years, so I learned the lesson very well.
@@tinman7814 (Got a body to match your hat? /jk😆) Same with me, sir/ma'am. I believe God gave me a great immune system. That's why I've never been hospitalized for any illness since I was a baby. However.... Not everyone is so "#blessed". That's why God allowed us to discover vaccines in this modern age. You've told me you're up there in age in another reply; Do you remember an announcement that malaria was gone from the USA in the 50s? Polio just before the 80s? For those blessed with gifts OTHER than our current seemingly high health, vaccines are literal miracles -- just because we can understand the science doesn't make it less a miracle.... ...And just because you don't trust it doesn't mean it's some evil agenda/conspiracy. If anyone USES them, or their guise, for evil -- such as intentionally giving Alabama Black men syphilis in 1932 -- they should be stopped; yet either way, that doesn't mean vaccines can only be bad. Hey, I prefer not to take any vaccine, especially if natural is sufficient. However, I'm not afraid to take any, and have Faith that my system will benefit and NOT be harmed, even if I don't need it as much as others. Do you agree vaccines are good, ot at least they're good for SOME people? --J
Oh by the way, Thailand also has universal healthcare. and this country handled covid better than most countries. but in USA: "it's gonna cost money" yeah priorities.
Seek Jesus stay away from the experimental vaccines it’s demonic has dna transforming ingredients has nothing to do with the coronavirus virus 🦠 and it’s the precursor to the future mark of the beast with long term side effects 💯💯💯
Plus the way John said "billions" and then "trillions" is confusing as to the real order of magnitude. The figures quoted around 18:40 (I don't know what they are worth but that is not the point) mean that if the USA were willing to pay around 30 billion per year for global pandemic prevention, it would *still* be worth it for the US economy if a such funding had a *1/500* chance every year of preventing a pandemic such as the one we are experiencing now. That is taking into account neither the rest of the world, nor every consequencies other than economic (human lifes losses, physical and psychological health issues caused by the various lockdowns, etc.). So yeah. As a species, we really ought to set our priorities better.
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@@daebak7370 No worries, I'm chipped and ready for the NWO Masters! I was a Trumpista but he seems to be a LOSER, so I'm switching over to the winning side. Yes, right now Joe Biden has been installed as President with Kamala Harris as his soon-to-be replacement by Xi Jinping and the CCP, but the true Masters, as mentioned above, will come into the open and rule with the blessing of their Lord, Satan. I have to differ on the "America will be nuked and invaded by russia and china..."since we've been prepped by the Democrats, working with President-For-Life Jinping and the CCP; there's no need for any further invasion, we're there!
I wish that vegetarian/vegan activist groups would begin to place more focus on highlighting the environmental consequences of animal consumption/production, rather than continue to relay nearly all of their efforts strictly towards animal welfare (not that this isn't an incredible motivation to try to eat less/no meat!).
In elementary we had a fundraiser called "Kiss a Pig" where if teachers got enough hearts (the things students would buy) they would have to, you guessed it, kiss a pig. That was our entertainment for the year. Yes I am from Texas. And was in school during the swine flu outbreak. Some kids in our district died from it. I think about that more than I probably should.
Our school had fundraisers where the principal kissed a goat after raising so much, and we raised money by duct taping the vice principal and a teacher to the wall..... a wild time.
@@robertopics Must be nice being on the computer, sneering at those not fortunate enough to have a roof over their head, in order to play a virtual game of King of the Hill.
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I've missed this man so much. Best way to spend Valentine's Day. Alone with a shouting British man telling me about depressing statistics.
Add a cat to that and I'm right there with you. ✊
agreed
THE best!
The fact that we know there are viruses that exist NOW that IF they ever jumped to humans...would kill around 60% of those infected....is goddamn terrifying. That scenario would make this current pandemic a fucking joke.
99% of people would literally _refuse_ to leave their home. No one......NO ONE would show up for work. Anywhere. Essential workers, no one. And who on earth would blame them? Good thing that hasn't happened yet. And there's that word again......YET. These days that word sure has an aftertaste of nauseating hindsight. Sure, we've had a pandemic...but not THE pandemic....yet. Ok yeah, we had an attempted coup....but not a _successful_ coup....yet.
Get hbo. I watched them all. John Oliver is too funny.
10 bucks we aren't doing a single thing mentioned here today
Only ten bucks?
Yeah bet at least ten thousand
Oh that's a safe bet! I'm not going against that...
Some of us are 😎
i'd bet my life you're right
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.”
"Everthing happens two times in history. First time as a tragedy, second time as a farce. "
Lets just wait how the next farce will end up.
That was my teacher's first sentence of first class of History in elementary school
@@scottevil4531 this is not even the secound time.
we had the Black Death back in 1340-1450.
we then had a few large every 100 years or so.
then we had Spanish flu in 1920.
and how this.
and note covid have a low death rate compared to some other but part of said low death rate is the better healthcare if the healthcare system would fail one day our death rate would sky rocket from 0.2% to maybe 2% of infected.
we also ignore people that are been literaly or almost littarly permanently bed ridden so congrats Speedy Gonzales (atletic healthy 29 male) you survived the Covid19 infection sadly you will never be able to walk more then 50 feet at a time.
Some people learn from the past and try to do it again, honestly knowing history is a double edged sword.
@@hidar9973 /insert "neo-{people}" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:PrefixIndex/Neo
I am watching this 2 years later, when the pandemic is "over," and we have ABSOLUTELY become complacent... I just hope that when the next pandemic comes we still have enough recollection of corona to implement safety measures sooner... 'Cause there's no way we as a society will take the necessary measures to prevent it from happening.
I feel a bit guilty for feeling a bit left out because i lived in a place that most ppl didn't believe in covid and still don't believe in a lot of facts but that meant I didn't get a lockdown, I had to work through it, delivering furniture, my boss told us "god will make the choices god makes".....he refused to shut down, we had to go into houses of ppl who didn't believe, i freaked out one day when a lady patted me on the back like the tenth time...
And when the world needed him most, he returned.
Christians do NOT like this trick.
....back into his "white void"
Actually, he's more then a month late.
well, i'd say John should come back he first Sunday in January after what happened.
Jack McBrayer???
A yes, my favorite show: Everything’s Still Awful with that British Guy
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I know! It's my favorite too!
This is the first time I’ve seen anyone on TV say the words “One Health,” and I’m elated. Veterinarians have been trying to get this to catch on for years but no one listens to us. Thank you for this John Oliver... you’ve given me hope.
Omg, I love you. YES, public health is more than just human health.
Ban CAFOs and wet markets!
I haven't heard "One Health" in years. Maybe with some extraordinary luck it will become a mainstream ish term, and people can get the concept.
First time to ever hear the term. Makes sense.
@@KitC916 While I understand the sentiment, I don't think banning them altogether is the best move. The boring, and I think more effective solution (if enacted), is to dedicate more resources to animal surveillance testing in live animal markets and to enforce more serious repercussions when people break the rules. In regards to CAFOs, I think that there needs to be more support for smaller and less intensive production facilities-- both from the government and from the general public, and there are many ways to do this. All in all, banning wet markets and CAFOs nationally or internationally can cause intense food insecurities, and do more harm than good in the long run. I think the solution lies in regulation, not elimination.
Thank you John Oliver, as a biologist I appreciate this video so much !
The best explanation on how Pandemics happen to the public out there !
Knowledge is power !!
Knowledge is power, but acting about it is even more powerful. Which we are NOT.
After knowledge comes the political will to do something about it. THAT'S the tricky part.
@esphaeraspraestans4212 Somewhere an evil genius is laughing maniacally at this. And by evil genius I mean secret government lab technician. And by laughing I mean doing the ordered experiments and research.
So, if I'm getting this right, John's overall message, throughout this entire show has been "stop fucking with nature."
Don't mind if I do
I guess I'm going to have to cancel my tree orgy then.
Seeing how he talks about pigs and horses, it also might be "I love fucking nature"
Too late to stop, we need to full reverse the fucking of nature.
The world needs to go plant-based/vegan, period.
Every disaster movie starts with people ignoring a scientist
Also many episodes of "Friends."
@@peterbyrne7348 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And most scientists' careers.
And talking about the whole world, while everything haltend in the USA only. Maybe there are some stock footages of other cities in Europe or East Asia, to be more international...
And every dystopian movie starts with scientists getting unchecked control over the population.
Oh no, I can already see the "this aged well" and "watching this now" comments for this
Noooooooo
Hello people of the next pandemic! Hope you have cool electronic gadgets because who cares about pandemics.
That sounds unfortunately prescient
Might as well start building a bunker.
I’m watching this now.
Just a reminder, one of the places where the 1918 Pandemic started was likely the US. The hypothesis being that a US swine flu went with soldiers that went to UK to fight in World War I with British troops. Once the swine flu got into the trenches it spread amoung soldiers and then to civilians until it arrived in Spain. Finally, the Spanish, who were not involved in WWI, reported the deadly outbreak. Leading to decades of anti-Spanish bias. This is why scientists strongly recommend not calling a pathogen for the place/people it is initially discovered, because it might not really be from there and because I will likely result in demonization of the people associated with the virus's namesake.
A wonderful point. When the COVID-19 pandemic was becoming an increasing threat, my microbiology professor told us: "There is an official name for this virus. We should call it the COVID-19 virus or the Corona virus. You should not call it the Wuhan virus. How would you guys feel if a virus was discovered in our city, and people around the world started to call it the Ottawa virus? If people only associated the name of our city with a virus?". What she said has really stuck with me.
Very well said!
Yeah it either started in the US or Canada
Discovering is not the same as starting if you find a new element you Discovered that element if you eat a bat and start a scamdemic (cough china cough) you started it
I've never been more excited to hear a British person explain things that makes me sad.
Yeah, it's a real treat
Someone hasn’t been watching Kurtsgesagt
JESUS CHRIST will come very soon! Repent!
@@bekennejesusdeinesundenund2427 I can repent when he's rollin' up, can't I?
Ya. Crazy
A show dedicated to laughing at how fucked we are.. more please!
@@drunkensailor3736 Dude (most probably with that name!), you might need to read the comments before replying to every single comment with your "news" ideas.
It's a scamdemic/plandemic
@Str8 Campin yes because he's right we're stupid and we fucked.
@Fungo Slungo 😂😂 if you don't think earth is going to come to an end soon Bc we fucked it up with our greed then idk what to tell you
“Nearly a quarter of mammal species are bats.” No wonder there’s so many Zubats in those motherfucking caves
Lol, well from the sounds of it we should be avoiding getting bitten by Rattata also
WHERE ARE MY MAX REPELS
Every. Single. Step.
See? Video games are educational.
I seriously doubted that but I googled it and its true. It makes no damn sense. Five years ago I bought a bathouse for $125.00. Not a damn single bat has been seen within miles of it. I work 6 miles from work and last summer I had some fly around the lights eating bugs. I pray that they come visit me. Some of my neighbors also have bat boxes. We love bats. We live next to an irrigation canal for the farms and the mosquitos are terrible in the summer.
John Oliver: Don't kiss pigs!
David Cameron: *sweats*
Don't think there was much kissing going on 😂
I just read about “Piggate”... Holy. Shmoly. Oink. 🐖😝
Reminds me of the first black mirror episode 😂
"DON'T TREAD ON ME"
"Cameron, you're not even American-"
"#YOLO"
"No one says that anymore, David-"
"yolo"
I mean, he didn’t really kiss the pig, the pig kissed him, granted, it kissed him on his southern cross, but ehh
Can't wait to re-watch this 6 years from now during the next Pandemic.
I get the feeling it’ll be in 2 years not 6
That’s awfully optimistic
Hell nah lmao you right though...
Don't jinx it!
think i'll install a food tube from the next grocery store to me
There's something oddly comforting about John telling us how we're all fucked.
Gather round children, let Papa Big Beak tell you a tale. One where no one lives through the end.
It's the accent
It's just so normal, it's like reclaiming something from the before times...
It's attitude. Other people fretting can calm you. That's why, to quote John, scary times call for a scared man.
@Fungo Slungo xD The predictive programing feels like a software update to the npcs. xD
The poor management of animals in the farming industry can not only cause future pandemics, but also another very dangerous threat: the antibiotic resistance. The future looks scary.
What would be the best management of animals?
@@vietnamd0820 observed from a respectful distance
@@vietnamd0820 That's the problem, everyone has a different definition of that. Everyone's perfect is different.
go vegan. animals are just the middlemen for both macros (protein, fat, etc) and diseases. if we cut out the middlemen, we get the pure source for protein, fat and carbs + fiber! the world is scary, but that doesnt mean you are incapable of doing your part. go vegan. we are facing fishless oceans by 2048
It goes together though. Covid 19 is a virus but most panemic vefore the 20th (AFAIK) century were bacteries we are not safe from a bacterial pandemy in the future.
the more i learned about viral diseases the more i realise that batman's batcave is a hazard and hotspots for a breakout
I always knew that Batguy rubbed me the wrong way
“Unsurprisingly, the vast majority of animals involved in historic zoonotic events or current zoonosis are domestic (livestock, domesticated wildlife and pets), which is logical as the contact rates are high.”
www.theguardian.com/environment/ng-interactive/2020/sep/15/covid-farm-animals-and-pandemics-diseases-that-changed-the-world
Degenerative luciferians implementing the NWO plan UN agency 2030 depopulation !! it is planned by the Masonic world government to destroy and degrade mankind !! It is good that the coming of Christ the Lord is very close and it will be their end !! KILL ILLUMINATI !!!
@@Mesterjakel7 it’s kind of like learning that dogs kill more people each year than sharks. Sounds surprising at first until you realize that of course sharks don’t live in millions of homes across the world.
@@syngromu9191 haha, funni troll
"The health of humans, animals, and the environment are all interconnected" So true, but unfortunately, most people aren't ready to hear this or do something about it. People want their instant gratification and only consider their immediate future.
well, clearly not "people" but some people, right? You, me, John Oliver and all the rest are also people and we clearly have a different opinion :) So there's hope.
There's something called a biosphere & people forget trees help us filter the air?? The environment takes care of us, but we haven't been taking care of it. Thanks Amazon
@@iheartjbgccb Without Amazon you'll eat only what is in your nearby area. So in that way you'll never eat a banana or pineapple in your life. :(
@@BentleyMan01 I'm from Brazil and I must say, pineapples and bananas come from the seaside, not the Amazon. And the Atlantic Forest is longer already wiped out.
"Animals are for eating. Except bats, unless they're in KFC buckets and we don't have to know about it. Humans are not animals, we are a superior race created by god. The environment is just god's present to us, we should fuck it as hard as we like and god will keep us safe as long as we grovel like the worms we are before his glorious imaginary beard. All of this makes perfect sense and lets me live comfortable in the knowledge that I understand everything and those pesky smart people are just trying to confuse me with the supposed 'glaring flaws and contradictions' in pretty much my entire view on life."
-Far, far too many fucking so-called human beings
"There is no denying all of this is going to cost money..."
*America has left the chat*
That’s not American bill that’s China
Right? All Americans want to spend money on is faster phones and bigger weapons to kill people and propping up New York / Florida dictators. Infrastructure? TOO EXPENSIVE! Basic survival from deadly pandemics? TOO EXPENSIVE! Equitable access to health care? TOO EXPENSIVE!
@@jeffbaer5851 I’m I crazy or are y’all forgetting that Russia and China are looking for the same thing
@@mightquinnable yeah but America goes hard on the whole letting people die to save a few bucks
has it ever occur to you that we are either living in America or living in the western world, and that is why we care about what this country should do? China doesn’t even have TH-cam so why waste our breath on them 🤔?
This does start to fill a void of John Oliver we've had to endure since November.
Every time the show goes on hiatus, everything goes to absolute shit, without fail. Clearly the solution to fixing everything is to never let John and co. have a vacation ever again
I had a lady neighbor scream at me a while back when I was letting one of my snakes get some sun. She told me that I was threatening the lives of 'the entire city' because I was keeping a 'wild beast' as a pet. She accused me of infecting the neighborhood with with the 'plagues and viruses' from South Africa.
The snake in question is a Boa. Boas are native to Central and South America.
The snake in question was also captive bred from a breeder who lives just twenty minutes away. He's not spent a single day in the 'wild' and has routine check-ups yearly. His prey items are also domestically bred and bought from a small local business/rat breeder.
Meanwhile, her five unfixed cats are free to wander the neighborhood fighting and fucking other stray cats and killing a bunch of native birds. and one of her friends has a yappy little poodle that shits all over it's front yard, shit that is never cleaned up.
But yeah, sure Karen, my pet boa's definitely going to be the reason everyone's gonna catch the 'plagues and viruses'.
If there's ever any updates to this feel free to share. Please tell me she learned her lesson?
"It's from South America, you stupid Karen" is hardly the point.
As someone who works in a Zoo, and whose job is all about educating about animals, conservation, and the importance of ending deforestation, I LOVE the info presented in this. Really great stuff.
You are doing an importart job
Omg I wish I had ur job!!
@Butch Hanson Says the person who only has a secondary school education and works a dead end job.
He's back. Bury me in depressing fact you bespectacled marvel
Bloody brilliant joke!
@@drunkensailor3736 Dude (most probably with that name!), you might need to read the comments before replying to every single comment with your "news" ideas.
Golden👆
I really want him to hear this joke....
The US legalized "Marihuana" to win World War II. Watch the 1942 USDA film, Hemp For Victory, and tell Congress to pass the Hemp For Victory Act of 2019 so that the environmental damage caused by the last 100 years of rampant industrialization based on fossil fuels and deforestation can be repaired.
i really miss john oliver in front of a live audience, but i appreciate and respect him for still doing his job, because this man's doing a really important job. It's time humankind as a whole stop ignoring impending disasters and john is doing a great job presenting these issues with both proper research and humor. And free on youtube too! What an absolute legend.
John Oliver is the only comic I still find funny without a live audience. So much respect for this man and his craft.
I feel like its because his show is more like a presenter talking about pressing issues in the world with comedy sprinkled in, rather than a comedian
@@joshuawatson9868 I love John, but don't disrespect Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers.
John doesn't care what happens to you. He is so far above you and your petty little problems.
@@syngromu9191 Yo pass some of whatever you’re smoking it seems like good shit
Scientists: Warning us*
The world: I like your funny words magic man
Degenerative luciferians implementing the NWO plan UN agency 2030 depopulation !! it is planned by the Masonic world government to destroy and degrade mankind !! It is good that the coming of Christ the Lord is very close and it will be their end !! KILL ILLUMINATI !!!
@@syngromu9191 excellent
Scientist: *don't make the world instantly perfect like Magic*
The nutcases: "YOU BETRAYED US"
@@syngromu9191 I like _your_ funny words, magic man.
“History repeats itself because no one was listening the first time.”
- anonymous
huh?
You bet if we're going to get two or more pandemics per generation now, things are going to happen.
If no one was listening then no one would know history repeated itself.
Debunked.
NEXT!
"Nigga, what?"
- Anonymous 2 A.D.
@@nunyanunya4147 I had to think about that one for a second, but well played xDD
As someone from Salt Lake City, I am deeply offended.
I love paintball. I need it to take my mind off of the fact that I live in Salt Lake City.
Lol
Degenerative luciferians implementing the NWO satanic plan UN agency 2030 depopulation !! it is planned by the Masonic world government to destroy and degrade mankind !! It is good that the coming of Christ the Lord is very close and it will be their end !! KILL ILLUMINATI !!!
Excellent
@@danielshamlian2800 excelent ? NWO ? f.k....kill illuminati !!
@@syngromu9191 please seek competent professional mental health care.
No wonder they are making pandemic predictions while on a boat, they are already getting the f out of there!
Going to mars? Think you misunderstand the concept of a pandemic.
Just as long as they don't name their boat the Diamond Princess.
Yes, like in the film "Cargo".
They R nought sticking around
@@dadikkedude was thinking more like a deserted island :). but sure, perhaps even that won't be enough!
Calling a bat a goth mouse is the best thing I’ve heard in a long time😂😂😂😂
If there is one thing you can depend on throughout the history of mankind: our unfailing ability to make the same mistakes again.
not learning from history dooms us to repeat it
Sad but true :(
the mistake is believing government AGAIN.. that's the mistake. Fauci is a fraud, Bill Gates wants to kill everyone, it is called eugenics
@@Turbo_Tastic Case in point.
@@alalalala57 well the mistakes aren't what John Oliver is talking about; he's just a limited hangout covering up the facts; more details of that are in the plandemic 2 video which you won't find on this platform. The mistake is the belief that government can every be improved, when all government is literally organized crime no matter who runs it, it just steals money (tax) and threatens death (laws). The mistake is believing in false flags such as "covid" and "isis" and even the world wars which were all planned. Everything is a show, it is all theater to keep people enslaved.
thank god!! john oliver is finally back to telling us how fucked we all are 🙏🥳
Yes! Like, I already basically KNOW that we’re fucked but I like to tune in just to be sure.
It's Prez day 2021, 11:30 pm, and this video is #1 trending. 🐊 🐡 🐙
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As an infectious disease epidemiologist, I appreciate this so much. Thanks for fighting the good fight!
some people blame the weatherman for the storm.
Can I blame you for the next pandemic?
“Bitten: The Secret History of Lyme Disease and Biological Weapons, cites the Swiss-born discoverer of the Lyme pathogen, Willy Burgdorfer, as saying that the Lyme epidemic was a military experiment that had gone wrong.
Burgdorfer, who died in 2014, worked as a bioweapons researcher for the US military and said he was tasked with breeding fleas, ticks, mosquitoes and other blood-sucking insects, and infecting them with pathogens that cause human diseases.”
House orders Pentagon to review if it exposed Americans to weaponised ticks
amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jul/16/pentagon-review-weaponised-ticks-lyme-disease
I think the "Roaring Twenties" were a reaction to the end of the Spanish Flu, which lasted for three years...
Well the Spanish flu actually only affected the US heavily during the summer, fall, and winter of 1919. Let's hope we can reach herd immunity before a third wave comes.
I was so excited about John Oliver being back that I almost forgot how much this show scares the shit out of me
If I was president I would make John Oliver my adviser.
Seriously.
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@@MsYoutuebchen You know there's a whole team behind him?
@@LoveScreamTrue Doesn’t matter. As long as he collects the relevant information, stores it in his brain and then holds forth!
He certainly does not come across as someone who just regurgitates what others feed him.
"You couldn't train everyone to be a health expert, but you can train everyone to be eyes and ears." - That guy knows how to make an informative sound bite, because that app and public health campaign are both brilliant, and summed up nicely by that sentence.
Too bad we don't like our politicians to be, you know, informed. Otherwise they might have heard him say that.
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Another thing
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, God is nothing like him,
God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
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.
Anyone else here get a sigh of relief when they saw this posted? Not the content, but to see John back.
70 % biased comedy. But I think it's OK. USA press standard.
Just Me It’s a comedy show that happens to be educational. If you want news, go to trusted news sources.
I've been twiddling my thumbs waiting... Now I'm making popcorn😊
@@cozi177 May I join you? I do love some popcorn and some lovely political debate
@@justme6094 yeah, biased toward intelligence and not doing dumb shit.
My selfish statement for the year:
I have peace of mind knowing that as a childless guy in my 50's I probably won't be around to experience the earth finally swallow up humanity.
Unfortunately, I think that day is fast approaching.
And if I am, I will fondly remember my journey since the days of rotary phones, playing outside until dusk, and b&w TVs.... and not feel cheated.
Childless is the mission. You're doing the right thing my guy! If you ever truly want a kid, adopt then. No need to bring to life someone who didn't ask for it 💪
"Loss of animal habitat to build dumb shit no one wants or needs."
Golf courses. Such an effen waste of space.
That was also the first thing I thought about
same here, do we need that many golf course?
@@YouDonkeyfu Rich people, avoiding their work and family, would say that we do need them. Literally no one else agrees with them, but since they are rich, that obviously does not matter.
It's a waste of space for you, but not for some other people. I always love to see people screaming something is a waste just because they don't like it.
Put any person's rich people house in that list
I can’t wait for John’s feud with Salt Lake City.
🤣🤣🤣
And Tom Hank fans
SLC will find itself vastly outnumbered.
And Mall of America
It's true. Right when he dissed SLC I automatically said "Fuck you, John."
Just remember we still have beef with Michael Jordan when he pushed off to beat us in the NBA finals.
Also, I love you John.
Virologists hang out on boats so they can bug out at a moments notice
Lol. I live on a boat and yes, the ability to “big out” whenever necessary is absolutely part of its appeal!!!
As long as they wave bye to their friends, first.
I'll leave.
I get it's a joke, but I feel like it's important to express that Virologists more often than not go to the worst place in the world to fight the crisis. They have huge balls of steel and deserve more credit than we give them.
Just a few days ago I read about one of the Ebola outbreaks and Virologists living in safe Sweden traveled to South Africa to help hospitals and the first they had to do was transport bodies out of the hospital, people where literally dying sitting in the waiting room.
Doing that when you know that at any time the virus can become airborne (again), takes a very good person.
That was my first thought too... 😂
*Virologists hang out on boats and near planes so that they can parachute in to viral outbreaks at a moment's notice, the bloody heroes.
Fixed that for you.
Finally someone who has the guts to talk about real problems. Cheers!
Millions of people are dying every year from preventable causes, so where the fuck is his action, or yours for that matter? Can't stomp on peoples necks eh?
Imagine being that Doctor and watching the corona outbreak.... must be so frustrating to have known this was coming and no one listened
Doctor... Who?
some people did... but ya know... the mayority rules us all
Imagine being a doctor, scientist, environmentalist, or any science expert who spends their life and resources to learn and give us this information only to not be listened to.
Yeah kinda like being vegan now watching the majority of people continue to slaughter animals and cause pandemics a while calling you the extreme one for doing what’s humane and healthy.
@@Bren what are you saying, anyone who isn't a vegan is Inhumane and Unhealthy?😁
I also don't think that most people view you as extreme just because you are a vegan, just chill. Everything isn't a fight.
I`m brazilian scientist, biologist with PhD in Ecology-Epidemiology, working with malaria in Amazon rural areas, and arbovirus infection (dengue virus, zika, chikungunya) in urban slums areas.
And obviously: current unemployed
You, are AMAZING! Please don't give up on what you are doing. Your work is IMPORTANT. We need the information that you will discover. Humanity needs all scientists, we are what advances society and helps us learn how to make ourselves safer!
@@brigittereed2239
Sadly he is unemployed.
@@bobfg3130 Yes. I got that part. That doesn't change anything that I said above.
Their loss Paulo. Every scientist remaining unemployed is the populace's loss.
@@brigittereed2239
I think he shouldn't give up on his field either.
John, what you said at the end is so important. People often ask "how do you pay for it?" (aggressive climate policy, universal healthcare, free childcare and higher education, etc.), but the question should really be, "how do you pay for *not doing it*?"
@@drunkensailor3736 Dude (most probably with that name!), you might need to read the comments before replying to every single comment with your "news" ideas.
Forgot to add social housing.
Thank you for highlighting the underlying issues for the situation we're in today:
1) deforestation, mining, urbanization and elimination of spaces for wildlife to live in..
2) wildlife trade
3) factory farming
We need a whole episode for each. We need more oversight of big companies destroying our planet and in turn destroying us, humans.
Sonia Shah spoke at my university late 2019, and I bought her book Pandemic. It was so good, and it extremely informative about how diseases spread. I would highly recommend it to anyone wanting to learn more about pandemics
Edit: Please ignore all the trolls that have replied to my comment 🙄
thank you for the tip :)
Thanks for the recommendation! I just added Shah’s book on Audible!
Thank you!
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• Alfred Pennyworth : Why bats, Master Wayne?
• Bruce Wayne : Bats frighten me. It's time my enemies shared my dread.
Now we know who
Hahaha brilliant!
*hears someone in the distance coughing*
"Na man not tonight"
@@ixon4330 BUSHMAN Scare Prank
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Funny reactions
Ngl I have a “what diseases are in the permafrost?” At least three times a week. Climate Change is going to make things so much worse too.
And people still won't understand what's happening when it's explained
In Longyearbyen, Svalbard, Norway, there's a cemetery with bodies preserved in the permafrost that contain the same strain of the H1N1 influenza virus that caused the 1918 Spanish Flu Pandemic. it's been preserved in the permafrost for more than 100 years, and it's also the reason why it's somewhat illegal to die in Svalbard.
and because of capitalism we will not change or prevent it because that needsinvesting and possible profit loss
@@boulder50psn86 What are they gonna do? Ship your dead body to the jail? Fine your estate?
@@ProletariatPrince
They send the terminally ill to the mainland before they die.
Bruh, I've spent a year locked in my flat so I don't die. If this happens again I'm just going to throw myself in a lake ngl
Are you okay?
@@martalaatsch8358 Not dead yet babyyyyy 😎
@@Teudace good to hear! Me neither. Let's keep ourselves safe
"Scientist worries about long term funding for her job"
Yeah that's what they always worry about. We spend more time ignoring scientists and not taking them seriously but when shit hits the fan, we throw money at them to save our lives.
And even then we don't believe them.
no we dont throw money we yell at them for not doing anything.
Here is the real crux: In the sum it cost 10x maybe 100x as much to solve these problems as a reaction than it would investing in reaserch & prevention consistently. What many people don't realize is the ONLY reason we got a Covid-19 Vaccine so fast is because 80-90% of the required research was luckily already funden & done.
So it would even be an economically sensible investment that saves us money.
Yet we hate to invest in 'eventualities' and thus it's just not how we think ...
yeah, and ask them how they didn't see this coming and why they didn't do anything to stop it and why it's taking so long to fix it. Sickening!
Trust me, millions of ppl (myself included) wouldn't be on the internet watching nor reading about these issues if it wasn't for covid19, The issue with humans is that, its tough for us to take anything serious, unless it directly affects us. For example, we know that tuberculosis still kills millions every year, but only in 3rd world countries, so neither europeans nor americans really care about it.
I love that John has highlighted fragmentation of wild lands and humanity's ever-increasing invasion of those lands in this episode. I hardly heard ANYTHING about this issue this past year and yet this might be the number one reasons for the increased amount of dangerous viral outbreaks. Good on you John.
fr! I work with lyme and ticks and when he first started mentioning fragmentation and deforestation wrt mosquitos I thought "oh yeah, lots of tick-borne diseases are also spreading in forest-edge areas" so I was pleasantly surprised he actually brought that example up!
The majority of the land on earth is untouched by humans. the world is much much larger than you imagine
Not to be that guy but while he surely has his input, he's just the presenter, the show has a team of researchers and writers churning out material.
@@deus_ex_machina_You think i dont know that? Im sure the team is mostly 26-35 year old angry feminists and beta males who all graduated from elite indoctrination centres
@@bestsmile3133 so is making angry youtube comments alpha behavior?
Thank you for addressing the horrors of factory farming! And for defending bats. I really love bats. It's not their fault that we humans did this to ourselves. We would all be better people if we could end all of those terrible practices you listed. I worry we will never learn from our mistakes.
The most effective way for each of us to reduce and hopefully end factory farming is to go vegan. Supporting animal agriculture by buying meat dairy and eggs creates demand which means more animals will be bred into existence to meet that demand. Even pasture raised animals are a threat for not only the next pandemic, but also climate change. Grass fed cows produce more methane than factory farmed cows do, since they need more time to get to slaughter weight.
Bats are cute 🦇🙂
The Chinese Communist Party did this by experimenting on bat coronaviruses then killing everyone who tried to tell the truth after there was a leak.
@@someguy2135 What about lab-grown meat? As it improves and becomes cheaper it'll drive out the low-end and mid-range factory farmed meat market leaving only a luxury market supplied a small number of free-roam grass-fed antibiotic-free animals whose meat will exclusively be used for steaks, since that texture is difficult to reproduce in lab-grown meat.
I'm not one to say it's a silver bullet, it sure sounds like it.
@RED PILL PORTAL This is actually wholly inaccurate. For all of humanity we've been terrified of plagues because we hadn't had the power to manage them. This is well documented in historical references. For example, the bubonic killed a THIRD of the population of Europe. It was so impactful for that generation that it changed the social fabric of society. We've been very fortunate to live in the only time where our lives have not been ruled by mysterious diseases. He list very real reasons why pandemics are going to become more prevalent and if you follow any of this it wouldn't be new to you. Its a natural occurrence that humans are exacerbating. Luckily this one isn't that bad and chances are you kids will have to deal with the next one not us.
So great. As always, John delivers. What really should change is that this show should be available on more services than HBO, because he has such newsworthy content (it actually would have a huge impact on public health if more people had access to it).
Agreed but this free TH-cam version is something at least.
Imagine the kind of initiatives the US could fund with just a fraction of it's current annual military spending. :)
Yes, and the world would be unprotected from the rampant military growth of China.
@@walter80922 You're delusional. We're the threat.
@@walter80922 Yes, because the US military is the only military in the world other than China's and definitely doesn't have a massively bloated spending budget fueled by fear and the military industrial complex. /s
Military spending isn't as big as you think. Its only 3% GDP. And the current economy would collapse if you tampered with it.
@@walter80922 Yes, because spending 3 times what China spends is definitely not overspending. If you want to be defended from China, just spend 300 billion, more than what China spends, not 730 billion. The other 430 billion could go to more important stuff.
“Only fish on days that end in ‘y’”
Be right back, going back to kindergarten, because I had to say every day of the week out loud in order to understand you should fish everyday.
cute hahahaha
Same. See you by the climbing frame.
Same
Lol, I live in Florida, that’s a played out joke down here haha
i did the same... we are both stupid now, don't worry
That line from Arnold‘s Schwarzenegger in the terminator 2. “It’s in your nature to destroy yourselves...”
😔
War, disease, racism, classism, sexism. Yeah.
I swear that was a Papa Roach song
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wouldn't agree on that. Nowaadays, we have no nature. A huge difference in each one's perception of reallity due to unchallenged adoption of purely capitalistic practices in our societies, has made us isolate from what we used to call nature''
I'm glad you linked this from your latest video about monkeypox. I missed this informative bit the first time around.
Just watched the Monkeypox segment and immediately came here
5:21 If bat caves are potentially ground zero for the next pandemic, I have bad news for Bruce Wayne..
Lol....bruhh😂
It was him all along!
the idea of eating the rich could do some serious harm here. thank you for reminding me. Were are going to need a better plan to reuse and resicle them
BECAUSE I'M "cough" Ba..." cough". Alfred, take me to the hospital.
His parents are dead?
People 4 years later. "THIS AGED SO WELL".
See you in 2025!
People in 2040. All dead from a super bug.
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Imma comment so that i can find this in four years.
“This is not by any stretch of the imagination the worst mother nature has to offer us."
Mother Nature absolutly deserves to be called a mother. To those that are kind to her she is usually kind to them. To those that get on her nerves every so often but try there best not to be she is patient and usually forgiving. To those that abuse her without end, she will destroy them painfully in there sleep in a fit of passion and take out everything and everyone around them.
Your name mate is one thing I hope Mother Nature does offer us however...
@@mlpfanboy1701 Those naughty dinosaurs got what they deserved.
Nah G A T E S and company got it down to a ... science.
You can't fool Mother Nature.
Imagine being in the UK and only having access to this now 🇬🇧😷☹️
Never underestimate humanitys' ability to find new and creative ways to decimate itself while still failing at it.
Many people have been communicating this for years but it's just getting understood now that this happen
🎵Humanity, YEAAAAH🎵 *sick guitar riff*
It took 400.000 years to develop the human brain. How long will it take until we use it?
@@thomaswaldmann9264 The human species actively developed electronical de-brainers - small rectangular electronic devices that display bright, colourful lights - which they stare onto, from time to time lethargically tapping or swiping their smooth surfaces. Blissfully zombified, a large part of the population relies for the more active members of the species to find better methods to end their existence. At one point it was believed the human brains sole function was to cool and filter the bloodstream. Although this was proven to be false the humans expend great amounts of time and energy to make this theory a reality.
‘Let me relax from the crippling anxiety of a politics degree by watching some TH-cam before bed....’
Lol. Sleep well
Yep.
Sadly that’s exactly what I’m doing...😬😬😬😭😭😭
Damn it... doing exactly that.
I'm with ya pal
The reason they keep predicting doom on a boat is so they can escape
To where?
They are talking about global pandemics, lol.
And Elon is wrong, we aren't going to settle Mars
Sigh. In a few years we're all going to be watching this again in our apocalypse bunkers saying how eerily prophetic this was.
HILARIOUS!...not your post but that you think theres gonna be wifi LMFAO
@@davebruneau6068 Nah, the only survivors will be bunkered down in the Library of Congress.
John knows how to really kick us in the groin while we’re still suffering from an initial gunshot wound
And he should. You know once there's some normalcy a great many people will go back to acting invincible & ignoring the facts. Either that or being lazy about doing their part to fix the problem.
@japulus good luck
Meh. This was nothing. He conveniently carefully missed out the part about keeping animals as pets at all in our cities. In small flats, small yards, usually different races together (dogs, cats, parrots, birds, etc.etc.). I dare you to find a block of houses where the human:animal ratio is bigger than 4:1 Just think about it. For every 1000 person it would mean 250 pets. Every kind.
But here is an example: Based on official statistics Hungary has a population number of 9.8 million people. This concludes in 4 million households. On this let's add the number of pets kept: 2.8 million dogs and 2.2 million cats which equals 5 million pets on 4 million households. And these are just the official numbers of the two mainly kept pet races. 5:4 for the pets! Just crazy! They carry diseases also even if these are not THAT deadly as the ones in wild animals and they could also mutate anytime. This is just crazy!
To be fair, he wouldn’t need to do it if we’d actually learn and grow instead of acting like it was one bad year and then go back to normal like nothing happened.
@@humorpalanta IDK, there’s a big difference between cats and dogs that were domesticated thousands of years ago and exotic animals that were never domesticated and just pulled out of their habitats to be someone’s “pet.” Even the so called “farm raised” exotic animals need more than a few decades of domestication to erase millions of years of instinct.
The title of this episode should be “Nobody Ever Learns.”
Hi, the goal of this message is to inform you of an important point, and answer important questions: This series of episodes is called The Journey of Certainty, aiming to answer the necessary and urgent questions related to our existence, a correct answer. Correct knowledge of these answers produces true happiness, and the lack of a feeling of emptiness. And that our life from the first moment to the last moment has a great and big purpose.
Here is the episodes link:
th-cam.com/play/PLPqH38Ki1fy3EB-8xmShVqpbQw99Do2B-.html
Episodes are updated weekly
Here is the channel link:
th-cam.com/channels/f_Zd_7oIJKHDzdu2HsXbEA.html
Another thing
that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
, God is nothing like him,
God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
www.islamreligion.com/
.
@Jon Thor 🔴
Truthfully, that could be the title of every episode.
Martial law rex84 is coming. Global economy will collapse cash will become obsolete we will transition to a cashless society using digital currency via rfid chip implants. Jesus christ is coming back for the rapture(this decade) Millions of true born again christians all babies and small children under age of accountability will suddenly vanish from the earth. Dont get left behind from rapture to face great tribulation coming to earth. America will be nuked and invaded by russia and china in near future to usher in new world order. Nwo beast system led by antichrist obama and false prophet pope francis ready to take over after rapture. Dont believe the coming massive deception of alien abduction explanation for rapture from obama. Fema concentration camps will be activated around the world post rapture. Refuse coming vaccine and rfid chip implant aka mark of beast at all costs
Yeah those that don't learn from history blah blah blah sad and still true.
As I am studying to get my Vet tech degree, learning about zoonotic diseases has been terrifying.
I'm studying master's in Environmental Biology. The threat is real
No degree, but I was a vet tech for ten year before getting covid.
I've worked with quite a few zoonotic diseases.
You're going to gain a dark sense of humor, a blasé attitdue towards being bit, and an understanding that we all have to die sometimes.
thank you for studying this!
Are you going to go work as a livestock vet?
My husband was one of the first patients diagnosed with Lyme disease, after they identified the bacterium that causes it. He grew up in Old Lyme, CT. There are long term complications from it, even after treatment, like early onset arthritis.
We‘ve covered most of the points John Oliver made here in a video a year ago, at the very beginning of the pandemic, examining the origins of the coronavirus. Since then absolutely nothing has changed, we’re still only focusing on how to get back to „normal“.
Nah the majority of us are/have been simply disregarding the orders. I kept working, never wore a mask, kept going to the skate park, and kept going to parties. I never followed one of the mandates. We are all living our normal lives it's just you sheep who have to "figure out" how to do it. I didn't have to "figure out" anything, I just kept living my life lmao
@@privateuser7 facts!!!!!
@@privateuser7 And people like you is partly why the USA has lost more people due to Covid than they did during WW2.
@@smaakjeks look at who is included in that death count. Over 80 percent are people from nursing homes and hospice care who were already going to die. Multiple states have admitted to fluffing the death counts to get more funding. Please open your eyes. Or don't, just stay out of our way
@@privateuser7 So much for hoping you were being sarcastic...
John Oliver: "it's not okay to kiss pigs"
David Cameron: "who said anything about kissing?"
This is even funnier when you watch Norm Macdonald talking about his uncle and pigs
Someone tell that to Kermit the Frog...
David Cameron: "it's not okay to eat pigs"
@@mrmrmaples this brings a whole new meaning to "having pigs in a blanket"
"Squeal like a pig"
Ties go to human shops to find a John Oliver.
Oh holy mother of love, it's Tay Zonday. I didn't even know I wanted this interaction.
hey chocolate rain guy! how u doing man?
**I’m wearing a mask and still can breathe in
Hey Tay, you're great.
Wow. I need to go listen to Chocolate Rain now. That brings back memories from way too many years ago. 😂
He enunciates so well I tried listening to him at 2x speed and it was so great that normal sounds like slow motion
This drastically changes the plot of batman for me
😖🤔
@@mayankshrivastava3774 😂😂
Haha. It was the Next recommendation for me too.
I'm so used to there not being an audience now that once COVID ends having a live audience is going to be super weird to me.
When you unknowingly start watching an older clip and go "whoah, what's all that NOICE!?" ...
So optimistic! 🥰 You think covids gonna end. We are depending on people who refuse to wear a mask and didn't wash there hands after going to the restroom let alone after the pandemic started.
I prefer this format. I hope John keeps doing the show without an audience indefinitely. Just hopefully in a more cheery place than the Pillsbury Doughboy's asscrack
Conservatives: not if I have anything to say about it
@@Halo-lg7rq
what are you taking about? Florida is wide open and still has way fewer cases per capita than NY and California as well as fewer deaths per capita. If anything, LIBERALS will be the ones preventing us from reopening.
"I'm probably going to regret that" should be this show's tagline.
"I'm probably going to regret that "
Name of your sextape 😂😉
Can't we just leave animals alone? It's not that hard people, it's infinitely easier than dealing with a new pandemic and viruses.
Exactly. It's like going 5km out to sea into a Great White's breeding and living territory, then complaining of shark attack. Humans are in the sharks territory, not the other way around. Like us, when someone tries to hurt you or your friend, they're just protecting their kind or themselves
But they're delicious!
That "Et tu, Kinkajou?" line made me wish I could like this twice.
@@adeeladeel6784 shut up thank you
There’s something about John’s delivery when talking about depressing topics that is oddly comforting.
Repent and obey Jesus, No hypocrites will enter the kingdom of God!! You can’t say you love Jesus and live in willful sin that’s playing the hypocrite and You will go to hell if you don’t repent and start obeying Jesus. Jesus says that most people go to hell!! Why? Because they believe they love Jesus but their lifestyle doesn’t show that they love Jesus🙌🏼
@@rauda1059 👍
He's passively optimistic but carefully realistic
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He knows how to use that lizard tounge well.
[Morgan Freeman] “And things did go back to normal after a while... and nothing changed.
"THE ONLY THING HUMANS HATE MORE THAN THE STATUS QUO IS....CHANGE".
True story.
Men and women in 2021 have the exact same fights as they did 500 years ago!!!
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*for a while
It’s as simple as “LEAVE ALL ANIMALS ALONE
Always thought I laughed at this show because the audience was laughing. Nope, genuinely entertaining even if it is about a global change plague wiping out the human race. Great job, Oliver.
"A possibly sick bird that could inform the broader public policy""
That is the best title for this show
John: "We'll see you next week..."
me: oh thank god
Scientists: "we need to treat animals better to prevent global pandemics"
Humanity: "don't tell me how to live my life"
Gaia: Speciate and prepare for extinctions.
Pretty much
Spot On!
the 'lib-tards' are trying to make everyone vegan! lets all eat hamburgers every day to spite them! s/
***Americans
This is extremely vital & hopefully medical professionals & world leaders learn all the factual information from this so we can prevent another global pandemic & evolve our interaction with wildlife
factory farming is really something more people need to start talking about.
@Eric rick I think the issue is more lobbying from the agricultural business and ag gag laws that prevent people from speaking out against how bad the agricultural industry really is
If it wasn't for those factory farms, you'd be paying 5x the amount for all your produce. The alternative would be to return back to homesteading but the average American wouldn't like that option and everyone in apartments would be out of luck.
@@squirrelsgarden Serious question, how does the way animals are farmed affect the produce market? One is meats, produce is fruts and vegetable.
@@squirrelsgarden well maybe the average American wouldn't 50 lb overweight either.
Population growth is what we REALLY need to be talking about. Unfortunately, nature has its OWN solution to the problems we've created. So does China.
I see you upgraded The Void from "Mark Zuckerberg in a blizzard" white to "cubicle office where every 5 minutes someone is considering jumping out the 5th story window" blue. Very nice!
John oliver: returns from hibernation
John oliver: “lets start thinking about the next global catastrophe”
it’s a bit lame, i’d prefer something about the q anon guy with horns
Hi, the goal of this message is to inform you of an important point, and answer important questions: This series of episodes is called The Journey of Certainty, aiming to answer the necessary and urgent questions related to our existence, a correct answer. Correct knowledge of these answers produces true happiness, and the lack of a feeling of emptiness. And that our life from the first moment to the last moment has a great and big purpose.
Here is the episodes link:
th-cam.com/play/PLPqH38Ki1fy3EB-8xmShVqpbQw99Do2B-.html
Episodes are updated weekly
Here is the channel link:
th-cam.com/channels/f_Zd_7oIJKHDzdu2HsXbEA.html
Another thing
that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
, God is nothing like him,
God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
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like the teacher who doesn't use the first day of class to ease-in but jumps straight into SAT cramming.
One of the reasons I love this guy!
"You know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have." - Homer Simpson.
Ha ha ha ha so true
@@tinman7814
🙄Uh.... that's the point of vaccines.
🤓They get your immune system familiar with a pathogen that's been neutralized, encouraging the body to produce antibodies and --
😎"Uh, English please?"
😓*sigh* Vaccines get your body used to bad bugs that are dead, so you don't get sick (or as sick) if a live bug gets in you. --J
@@jeyruff429 My immune system is quite capable of adapting on its own. That is what it is for and doesn't need any political agenda to help it. The only time in my life I got seriously ill with the flu was after the one and only vaccine I have ever had in my life of nearly 70 years, so I learned the lesson very well.
@@tinman7814 (Got a body to match your hat? /jk😆)
Same with me, sir/ma'am. I believe God gave me a great immune system. That's why I've never been hospitalized for any illness since I was a baby. However....
Not everyone is so "#blessed". That's why God allowed us to discover vaccines in this modern age.
You've told me you're up there in age in another reply; Do you remember an announcement that malaria was gone from the USA in the 50s? Polio just before the 80s? For those blessed with gifts OTHER than our current seemingly high health, vaccines are literal miracles -- just because we can understand the science doesn't make it less a miracle....
...And just because you don't trust it doesn't mean it's some evil agenda/conspiracy. If anyone USES them, or their guise, for evil -- such as intentionally giving Alabama Black men syphilis in 1932 -- they should be stopped; yet either way, that doesn't mean vaccines can only be bad.
Hey, I prefer not to take any vaccine, especially if natural is sufficient. However, I'm not afraid to take any, and have Faith that my system will benefit and NOT be harmed, even if I don't need it as much as others.
Do you agree vaccines are good, ot at least they're good for SOME people? --J
Oh by the way, Thailand also has universal healthcare.
and this country handled covid better than most countries.
but in USA: "it's gonna cost money"
yeah
priorities.
We like to follow orders and disrespect our family and friends in the USA. You can see it in all our work.
Seek Jesus stay away from the experimental vaccines it’s demonic has dna transforming ingredients has nothing to do with the coronavirus virus 🦠 and it’s the precursor to the future mark of the beast with long term side effects 💯💯💯
@@cliffe4 write it down. Hang it on your wall. Have a look at it every day in the coming years.
Plus the way John said "billions" and then "trillions" is confusing as to the real order of magnitude.
The figures quoted around 18:40 (I don't know what they are worth but that is not the point) mean that if the USA were willing to pay around 30 billion per year for global pandemic prevention, it would *still* be worth it for the US economy if a such funding had a *1/500* chance every year of preventing a pandemic such as the one we are experiencing now.
That is taking into account neither the rest of the world, nor every consequencies other than economic (human lifes losses, physical and psychological health issues caused by the various lockdowns, etc.).
So yeah. As a species, we really ought to set our priorities better.
My bad I miss understood your comment. My Apologies 🙏
As late great George Carlin once said. "Planet is fine. People are fucked."
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This is the Gospel of your salvation
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Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand;
2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain.
3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures;
4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:
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@@faithinhisblood777 Probably the dumbest comment in this whole discussion thread?!
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Acts 2:38 Peter replied, "Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit.
Galatians 3:27-29 For all of you who were baptized into Christ have clothed yourselves with Christ. There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus. If you belong to Christ, then you are Abraham’s seed, and heirs according to the promise.
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this fucks it more by thinking like that, go past it.
“Some goon from Harvard created a website that destroyed the fabric of society” oh the accuracy 😫
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Another thing
that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
, God is nothing like him,
God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
www.islamreligion.com/
.
*lonely goon
Nah. If not him, it would have been someone else. It was inevitable, once we went digital and created the internet.
Prager U?
@@daebak7370 No worries, I'm chipped and ready for the NWO Masters! I was a Trumpista but he seems to be a LOSER, so I'm switching over to the winning side. Yes, right now Joe Biden has been installed as President with Kamala Harris as his soon-to-be replacement by Xi Jinping and the CCP, but the true Masters, as mentioned above, will come into the open and rule with the blessing of their Lord, Satan. I have to differ on the "America will be nuked and invaded by russia and china..."since we've been prepped by the Democrats, working with President-For-Life Jinping and the CCP; there's no need for any further invasion, we're there!
I wish that vegetarian/vegan activist groups would begin to place more focus on highlighting the environmental consequences of animal consumption/production, rather than continue to relay nearly all of their efforts strictly towards animal welfare (not that this isn't an incredible motivation to try to eat less/no meat!).
Good point. Some people will simply never care about animal’s pain. But it contributes to human pain as well.
We do. All the time. You are clearly not involved in vegan or animal rights activism.
@@XVeganDaveGodFreeX It is so frustrating that many people think not killing and torturing animals isn't a sufficient reason to do without a steak
Veganism is being against animal cruelty! The environment isn't the focus, its a side piece.
In elementary we had a fundraiser called "Kiss a Pig" where if teachers got enough hearts (the things students would buy) they would have to, you guessed it, kiss a pig. That was our entertainment for the year. Yes I am from Texas. And was in school during the swine flu outbreak. Some kids in our district died from it. I think about that more than I probably should.
Our school had fundraisers where the principal kissed a goat after raising so much, and we raised money by duct taping the vice principal and a teacher to the wall..... a wild time.
I don't think you're thinking about it enough my guy
Meh in California we have a ton of homeless and they are like walking infectious hot spots; once again the West is the best.
@@beccamatilda8621 im in Oklahoma and still see those fundraisers come up
@@robertopics Must be nice being on the computer, sneering at those not fortunate enough to have a roof over their head, in order to play a virtual game of King of the Hill.
He really isn't wrong about the Mall of America! its still packed as always. - A Minnesota native
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I’ve missed this show. Even though it’s terrifying, John’s unique brand of being silly without watering down the importance of an issue is refreshing.
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If only he didn't support the US military-industrial complex - as unbelievable as this sounds.
Take ian out of the mall plz
Plz fire lam the fat pervert and the Filipino guy
I love how Jon was a pretty unspectacular if likeable stand up in the UK but has really found his calling in the USA .
In the country of blind, JO with his glasses, is kinging it up! 😉