I like how Palpatine's first reason for offering Tatooine was "You could burn it's sand to glass" implying that Anakin's distaste for Sand was a trait he kept as vader
Have you ever got sand stuck in your clothes?? Now imagine that, everywhere. Scratching against poorly healed third and second degree burns. He has more reason to hate it as Vader than ever before
I remember getting a chuckle from this comment for this clip over a year ago. When I saw this clip again, I immediately scrolled down to see your comment again. So true and funny. Thanks!
@@jayden6594 That's not a joke. Jokes are defined as "something said or done to cause amusement or laughter". If Vader was like "Get this, dickhead became a PRIEST!" then that'd be a joke as he's expecting the answer to make Palpatine laugh. Vader was merely answering a question, and it just so happened Palpatine chuckled at the ridiculous irony of the situation. The intent is what matters.
Vader tells jokes all the time. "Be careful not to *choke* on your aspirations, Director.", "Apology accepted Captain Needa." Love his dark sense of humor
In Needa's case, it wasn't a joke. He was being genuine. Needa knew that if nobody took the responsibility, Vader was going to slaughter his entire bridge crew in a fit of rage. So he presented himself personally to Vader on the Executor in the hope his death alone would suffice. He walked in, informed Vader of the escape, told Vader it was his fault, and apologized. And he did it on the Executor so that if his ploy didn't work it wouldn't be HIS men Vader slaughtered. Vader actually recognized the courage and sacrifice, and so honored it. He stopped the killing with Needa and in his dying moments let him know his death was not in vain... with his own he HAD bought the lives of his crew. His apology had been accepted. Needa died with something very few in the Galaxy ever obtained... Vader's respect. In the time to come after Vader would often wonder how well the Empire would function if every Officer was as brave, good, and selfless as Needa, and at times regretted killing him.
@@GuukanKitsune Needa's mistake was apologising. He could have done something to give Vader a reason not to kill him. Instead all he had was an apology. That's death. Vader has to be challenged if he's going to spare you. There has to be some display of strength or knowledge. This way he'll see potential in you. Find you more useful alive then dead.
Vader: Anakin Skywalker was weak, i destroyed him. And now i'm at first place in the Heroes vs Villains Match! Palpatine: Good, my apprentice, good.....
More like: Vader: Hey palps you know how mace- Palpatine: Yeah yeah, he fell out the Windu, I was there too ya know?! Vader: Sorry, master Palpatine: Never make a joke that bad again Vader: Yes, master
Two Mandalorians are patrolling in a jungle. Suddenly one of them drops dead and the other one is left confused. The remaining one contacts their HQ and asks for instructions. Before doing anything he is told to make sure that he is really dead before doing anything. A blaster shot is fired. The remaining Mandalorian opens his comlink and asks: "Okay, now what?"
Honestly to me the funniest thing in this scene was Palpatine's obvious exasperation with Vader's collateral damage. There's something mildly amusing about Vader causing such a ruckus that the emperor has to tell him to take his inquisitors and get off his planet. Also the fact that he just casually mentions that the Senator was having a Tryst while she died. Which I liked to imagine was imperial intellegence or anything, just something he knew from idle gossip.
Darth Vader: I kidnapped a child (BREATHING BOOGA BOOGA SOUNDS) also the man became a priest. Palpatine: Vader that was really funny not gonna lie, very kek
I can see Vader at a comedy club like: “So my wife walks up to me on Mustafar and she is with my former master, and so I choked her, telling her to: “Be careful she didn’t choke on her aspirations.” And then I lost all of my limbs and became a cyborg.”
The Obi -Wan comes up and says : It's true i guess you could say the price for failure cost you.....an arm and a leg. Vader: GRRR Comedy club: *LAUGHS*
"You could burn its sand to glass, repay your suffering there a thousand times over" ...after burning alive and loosing the love of his life, Vader's greatest suffering remains sand...
Darth vader: so the other day I was at Walmart buying some sand removers and the guy in front of me in the line said something strange Palpatine: what did he say? Darth vader: stop breathing on my neck
Am I the only one who remembers that Darth Vader has a sense of humor? He’s constantly trolling people! As you wish Perhaps you believe you’re being treated unfairly Careful not to choke on your aspirations Revenge is not the Jedi way
The ship the Emperor gifts Vader was not the ship Padme took to Mustafar. That ship had a much wider wingspan and more central cockpit. This was the ship Anakin left Tattooine on that did indeed belong to Padme.
I think you've covered this before. Isn't this the series where Vader takes the ship and burns it through the atmosphere and crash lands his ship on Mustafar and begins constructing his castle, then Palps gives him a Sith artifact and it comes to life and attacks him?
This is was actually the first Star Wars comic I read. It's fair to say that it didn't look like much of a joke in the comic book, but the background story to the moment he talked to Palpatine was entertaining.
Vader: Knock Knock Palpatine: What do you mean? Vader: What? Have you ever heard a- Palpatine: A joke right? I know jokes.. Vader: Your supposed to say who’s there? Palpatine: I don’t get it? What? Vader: Oh my god. I quit.
I’m imagining Vader going “So a clonetrooper and a Jedi walked into a bar, the waiter says, “you want the usual, number 66? Yeah? HEY MARY EXECUTE ORDER 66 *wink wink*” then the trooper shoots the Jedi”
@TC Gamer he wasnt chancellor until the end of the movie. It was suspicious that he rose to power while his planet was still being blockaded. Im surprised a false flag type of investigation didnt go on.
The real reason why he laughed is because of the first priest joke that popped in his head. I think it was, “That former Jedi can now bend somebody else to the will of HIS force!”
I could just see vader like "so a jedi and a trooper walk into a bar" 😂😂
@Nick Winchester nice one mate
@Nick Winchester Oh that was good!
A Jedi and a farm boy walk into a cantina
Next thing ya know, someone loses an arm! *H a h !*
@@amotz561 all he wanted was some power converters
I like how Palpatine's first reason for offering Tatooine was "You could burn it's sand to glass" implying that Anakin's distaste for Sand was a trait he kept as vader
He probably did
I mean considering how easy it must be for sand to get into his breathing apparatus I imagine he still does.
Have you ever got sand stuck in your clothes?? Now imagine that, everywhere. Scratching against poorly healed third and second degree burns. He has more reason to hate it as Vader than ever before
and getting into all those servos
BROOO
Darth Vader: “the Jedi”
Palpatine: *laughter*
There is 66 likes I want to but I cannot
And then he-
*wheeze*
Hey, I'd laugh too if I saw a Jedi in SWTOR
Hehehe
I remember getting a chuckle from this comment for this clip over a year ago. When I saw this clip again, I immediately scrolled down to see your comment again. So true and funny. Thanks!
legit Palpatine laughs at everything:
killing someone: laughing
getting power from Rey and kylo: laughing
using zap with finger: laughing
Because Palps has a great sense of humour.
66 likes, unfortunatly, i can't give more likes to not ruin this comment
A Scientist turning himself into a pickle: laughing.
Old man: "I have Cancer..."
Palpatine:" Bwa hahaha Goooooooooood"
KhizarZ you should hear him when he’s on the crapper 🤣
He didn't tell a joke. All he did was state a fact Palpatine happened to find funny.
Thanks for the definition of a joke
@@jayden6594 That's not a joke. Jokes are defined as "something said or done to cause amusement or laughter". If Vader was like "Get this, dickhead became a PRIEST!" then that'd be a joke as he's expecting the answer to make Palpatine laugh. Vader was merely answering a question, and it just so happened Palpatine chuckled at the ridiculous irony of the situation. The intent is what matters.
Ollie Grosvenor breh my b
Ollie Grosvenor honestly mate I dunno why you explained yourself to that donut clearly they didn’t know what the definition of a joke was
Welp rip
It’s nice that Eeth Koth took a noble position, but it was pretty predictable.
Stefan Winchester 1997 a bouncy hunter
Didn’t he get killed by Palp in ROTS
Justin Bury Exactly? He was one of the Jedi who died when Mace Windu tried to arrest Palps so this is some wack continuity
Justin Bury Agen Kolar
Ocean Bacon Agen Kolar
Vader: *does something*
Star wars comics: VADER DID THING
Starwars Comics just uploaded a new video: *VADER BREATHS (Cannon)*
@RedGoat oh crap i forgot
Vader sits down (Canon)
Vader kills someone (100% Canon)
Vader: *has a favorite stormtrooper*
Star wars comics: when Vader went gay (canon)
And then he turned himself into a pickle
Why is this not pinned
Hahahahhahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahhahhahahahahhahahah
reddit
Legendary comment.
Funniest *Sith* i've ever seen
Darth Vader : Hey dude I just lost to obi wan
Palpatine: how embarrassing
Darth Vader : Soooo I still kill him in ep 4
66 likes..........nice
PALPY: Vader it's a Obi Wan's humorism.
ok lol
You could say that his former master... Obi WON
yes strong ur vader
Vader tells jokes all the time. "Be careful not to *choke* on your aspirations, Director.", "Apology accepted Captain Needa." Love his dark sense of humor
He makes dad jokes
In Needa's case, it wasn't a joke. He was being genuine.
Needa knew that if nobody took the responsibility, Vader was going to slaughter his entire bridge crew in a fit of rage.
So he presented himself personally to Vader on the Executor in the hope his death alone would suffice. He walked in, informed Vader of the escape, told Vader it was his fault, and apologized. And he did it on the Executor so that if his ploy didn't work it wouldn't be HIS men Vader slaughtered.
Vader actually recognized the courage and sacrifice, and so honored it. He stopped the killing with Needa and in his dying moments let him know his death was not in vain... with his own he HAD bought the lives of his crew. His apology had been accepted.
Needa died with something very few in the Galaxy ever obtained... Vader's respect. In the time to come after Vader would often wonder how well the Empire would function if every Officer was as brave, good, and selfless as Needa, and at times regretted killing him.
@@GuukanKitsune Needa's mistake was apologising. He could have done something to give Vader a reason not to kill him.
Instead all he had was an apology. That's death. Vader has to be challenged if he's going to spare you. There has to be some display of strength or knowledge. This way he'll see potential in you. Find you more useful alive then dead.
Palpatine: Vader kill Jedi
Vader : I cant I’m playing battlefront 2
Palpatine: So are you still killing Jedi ?
Vader:
Anakin Skywalker was weak, i destroyed him.
And now i'm at first place in the Heroes vs Villains Match!
Palpatine:
Good, my apprentice, good.....
Vader : no im playing as anakin killing you.
Palpatine: YOU WHAT!
I was bullied by a soccer ball that called me "a man with asthma" and knocked me of a cliff
LorenZo - so darth Vader is still alive
@@ZeventeVader: I'm executing order 65 right now!
Palpatine: Say that again!
Vader: Execute order 65!
Palpatine: Oh Dear, why did I say that?
Chancellor palpatine, jokes are our speciality
But Vader didn't make a joke... Palpatine just laughed at his answer...
Vader: Knock knock
Palpatine: Who’s there?
Vader: It’s the police ma’am. Your son has been hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
DARTH JOKER
DARTH JOKER
vader in episode 6 be like:wanna hear another joke palpatine..?
#godcomment
DARTH JOKER
DARTH JOKER
"You can't joke about that!"
jokes don't work with stormtroopers
cuz they always *MISS* the point
Gabriel Barsch that joke hit as well as a stormtrooper
Noice
Damn😂🔥
Joshua Graham LOL
Such a Dad joke..I love it :)
"Hey palps u know how mace died?"
"No Lord Vader"
"He flew out of the windu"
"LMAO Vader ur ma favorite sith"
Edit:omfg thanks for the 600 likes
More like:
Vader: Hey palps you know how mace-
Palpatine: Yeah yeah, he fell out the Windu, I was there too ya know?!
Vader: Sorry, master
Palpatine: Never make a joke that bad again
Vader: Yes, master
@@MetalRaydown he would torture vader for that joke
666 likes
They both were present there
Congrats, I now made it 1k likes :)
Vader: He turned into a pickle my master he called himself Pickle Rick Palpatine: Hahahahahahahaahhahahahahaaa!!!
Funniest sith I've ever seen
What if Darth Maul killed Obi-Wan Kenobi
I don’t know. It’s hard to imagine because we already saw Vader kill Obi-Wan.
But then Kenobi came back with metal legs
@@stephenking5852 actually, Obi Wan became one with The Force. He committed suicide before the enemy gets the kill.
Wait? That was the joke ?
@@winterben5155 rage quiter be like
Sidious: "So, what happened to this Jedi?"
Vader: "He had become a priest."
Sidious: "A priest? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Me: "That's... Not even a joke..."
No it's not, it's just very amusing
Two Mandalorians are patrolling in a jungle. Suddenly one of them drops dead and the other one is left confused. The remaining one contacts their HQ and asks for instructions. Before doing anything he is told to make sure that he is really dead before doing anything. A blaster shot is fired. The remaining Mandalorian opens his comlink and asks: "Okay, now what?"
Lol
Revan sure knew how to tell a good joke. He's the guy who programmed HK-47, after all.
This is bassically the
"What do you call a fly with no wings,
A walk."
Of star wars.
He told him that he found Plagueis still alive, but as a pickle
His name is pickle plaugueis
Funniest crap I've ever seen
@@waluigi7331 LOOOOL 😂😂😂
have you heard the tale of Picke Plagueis the wise? Truly ingenious he found the secret to immortality!
**pickles.**
Darth Comedian, the wise.
Darth haha
Darth Vader also knows some Dad jokes
Honestly to me the funniest thing in this scene was Palpatine's obvious exasperation with Vader's collateral damage. There's something mildly amusing about Vader causing such a ruckus that the emperor has to tell him to take his inquisitors and get off his planet.
Also the fact that he just casually mentions that the Senator was having a Tryst while she died. Which I liked to imagine was imperial intellegence or anything, just something he knew from idle gossip.
Darth Vader: I kidnapped a child (BREATHING BOOGA BOOGA SOUNDS) also the man became a priest.
Palpatine:
Vader that was really funny not gonna lie, very kek
Nobody:
Star Wars Comics : ThAt OnE TiMe -Pa pa- PaLpAtInE LaUgHeD
I think Vader could've told Palpatine about the Disney trilogy and we'd expect just as much laughs from him if not more
But Anakin in the mandalorian and sequel trilogy is dead
Palpatine probably would have had a a heart attack from laughing too hard. That trilogy truly is the best thing to point and laugh at
This dude's legit telling us about the time Vader made Palpatine laugh and I can hear epic orchestral music playing in the background.
“I see your sense of humor survived the landing”
“Eeth Koth isn’t it?” -Grievous
I have a joke for Sidious : Order 66 cancelled because of Coronavirus
Funny
Very original
I hope he reads this
I swear that’s going to be a fan fiction some day
Gabriel Ionut Tafalogu kinda lame to joke about a virus killing people and potentially ruining the world .
**Earth is overpopulated**
Nature: Execute Order 66
@@alienalchemist Coronavirus: It will be done, my lord.
The part of bee empire I fight against the wasp republic
Nugget agrees the yellow 6 armed child
Y'know I'm kind of a scientist myself
"His name is Mace WINDU and he went out a WINDOW."
I can see Vader at a comedy club like: “So my wife walks up to me on Mustafar and she is with my former master, and so I choked her, telling her to: “Be careful she didn’t choke on her aspirations.” And then I lost all of my limbs and became a cyborg.”
The Obi -Wan comes up and says : It's true i guess you could say the price for failure cost you.....an arm and a leg.
Vader: GRRR
Comedy club: *LAUGHS*
@@Zarryon12 Obiwan *Cuts of Anakin's Legs* "General Skywalker, you're shorter than I expected."
"I give you my homeworld."
Villainous Moment of Heartwarming
Palpatine laughs any chance he gets
He's a very merry (crimson and devilish) ruler for sure!
Actually, that might be his secret to longevity. Lots o laughter and jawa juice
HEEEHEE HEE
"You could burn its sand to glass, repay your suffering there a thousand times over" ...after burning alive and loosing the love of his life, Vader's greatest suffering remains sand...
Thought Jedi Master Koth was killed by Palpatine in ROTS
Eobard Thawne yeah me too
That was Agen Kolar.
TheLegoCollector oh good to know
Thank Disney for that
me at 10pm: one more video then ill go to sleep
me 4 hours later:
Two buddies sharing a laugh. No schemes, no plotting. Just wholesome casual fun
From Palpatine point of view, that is hilarious.
Palpatin leed a loud laugh
Palpatin: ha
Man, to think that Vader could’ve had his base on Tatooine
A priest,
palpatine: E HEH EH HE- *gets smited*
"Burn its sand and turn it to glass,"
Vader still hating sand is canonical
Darth vader: so the other day I was at Walmart buying some sand removers and the guy in front of me in the line said something strange
Palpatine: what did he say?
Darth vader: stop breathing on my neck
Israel Wilson Vader : and then I killed him
Am I the only one who remembers that Darth Vader has a sense of humor? He’s constantly trolling people!
As you wish
Perhaps you believe you’re being treated unfairly
Careful not to choke on your aspirations
Revenge is not the Jedi way
Palpatine: You just destroyed half of Coruscant!!
Vader: Don't be ridiculous. I only took out 40 percent.
Darth Vader: So a preist a jedi and a mormon walk into a bar...
Palpatine: ...Where are you going with this?
The Emperor always giggles at my jokes, especially if they are about the rebels.
oooh when i heard that he kidnaped child and that there was a priest i thought the joke will be something else.....
Vader: Why did the chicken cross the road
Palpatine: To get to the dark side
I was hoping it was a “what did the Jedi say when he met the clone trooper” type of joke
Darth Vader: He became a priest
Palpatine: Wheeze!
Palpatine on the thumbnail looked like a crazy mutated baby
I imagine them telling very dark and inappropriate dad jokes while high storm troopers roll their eyes.
4:36 Palpatine knew Vader hated sand XD "Just turn it into glass bro!' LMAO
Vader: why did the chicken cross the road, my Lord?
Palpatine: yes?
Vader: to join the peace, security and freedom of my new empire
Palpatine: Your new empire?
1:07 futuristic Gotham city looked like and Darth Vader was a Bad Batman
0:06 that shading over palpatine's eyes give me the impression he is rocking a pair of shades
Lol
The ship the Emperor gifts Vader was not the ship Padme took to Mustafar. That ship had a much wider wingspan and more central cockpit. This was the ship Anakin left Tattooine on that did indeed belong to Padme.
John Watson Yeah, I noticed that too.
2:21 Star Wars comics: "Palpatine let out a loud laugh."
Palpatine: "ah!"
A Wookiee and a Trandoshan walk into a bar.
Yoda laughs at them and walks under it.
“Is it murder to rid the galaxy of you Jedi filth?” -Grievous
Well, I do see the irony of someone resigning his faith to become a priest.
Vader:makes joke*
Palpatine: intense laughing*
The channel: we're in danger
What if Plagueis used the force to influence the midichlorians to turn himself into a pickle?
Someone else comented something similar, what's with the plagueis the pickel joke
It would`ve been the funniest thing Vader has ever seen.
Funniest sith I've ever seen
@@mrvoice3436 Seriously. This is weird. Rick and Morty has been dead for a while now.
pickle plagueis
When Darth Vader Farted In The Presence Of The Emperor(Canon) - Star Wars Comics Explained
These videos are turning into "When Darth Vader had the clam chowder instead of tomato soup for lunch"
LMAO
I think you've covered this before. Isn't this the series where Vader takes the ship and burns it through the atmosphere and crash lands his ship on Mustafar and begins constructing his castle, then Palps gives him a Sith artifact and it comes to life and attacks him?
Dude that was not a joke emperor Palpatine just laughs at everything Vader just told him someone became a preist
Next up: when vader farted with such anger that the emperor fell off the throne
I had no idea that vader had a sense of humor,thought that died on Mustafar.
0:44
“Pwiest”
This is was actually the first Star Wars comic I read. It's fair to say that it didn't look like much of a joke in the comic book, but the background story to the moment he talked to Palpatine was entertaining.
FORCE LOL
Vader: Knock Knock
Palpatine: What do you mean?
Vader: What? Have you ever heard a-
Palpatine: A joke right? I know jokes..
Vader: Your supposed to say who’s there?
Palpatine: I don’t get it? What?
Vader: Oh my god. I quit.
why are we all ignoring that palpating made a SAND joke to Vader’s face
Vader: "I found this recording of the Jedi discussing with you the identity of one Darth Sidious."
Sidious: *"WHEEZE"*
"You can have Tatooine."
"No. I don't like sand..."
"So I told him: be careful not to *choke* on your aspirations, director. Get it? Choke? Aspirations?"
I’m imagining Vader going “So a clonetrooper and a Jedi walked into a bar, the waiter says, “you want the usual, number 66? Yeah? HEY MARY EXECUTE ORDER 66 *wink wink*” then the trooper shoots the Jedi”
Vader:"Hello Master"
Palpatine: *HISTERICAL LAUGHTER*
Eeth Coth? HE WAS KILLED BY PALPATINE DURING THE ARREST SCENE, DANMIT DISNEY!
Agen kollar was killed they are the just the same species
How about a joke Masterrr?
I think we've had enough of your jokes
What if palpatine was found out in star wars the phantom menace
The Bando they would hav arrested him. And no body would have died since yoda and mace windu. And no clones were there
@TC Gamer he wasnt chancellor until the end of the movie. It was suspicious that he rose to power while his planet was still being blockaded. Im surprised a false flag type of investigation didnt go on.
"We all know Darth Vader to be the serious one." Have you not seen the OT? Dude is making jokes all the time.
This is Outrageous!
The real reason why he laughed is because of the first priest joke that popped in his head.
I think it was, “That former Jedi can now bend somebody else to the will of HIS force!”
Great videos
I was really hoping it was going to be something like a Priest, a Jedi and a Sith walk into a cantina type joke.
Vader: So I heard if this man called Rick...
Palpatine: No.. no-no no
“Or your own Tatooine. You could BURN ITS SAND TO GLASS-.” What a meme...
When u take 5:27 to make a joke
JK
3:41 No, the one that Padme took to Mustafar had longer wings and more jets.
Star Wars Comics 👊😁
Why you wanna beat im up and, that's not nice
@@mrvoice3436 😂
Palpatine is just easily amused.
Good video
That rampage on Coruscant must have been something, a strong beginning to Vader's legend.