Trump and Biden Square Off at the Mexico Border, Don Jr’s Most Preposterous Lie Yet & Gimme Five!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ก.พ. 2024
- Two different people are claiming to be chairs of the Michigan Republican Party, Biden and Trump are both scheduled to visit the border in Texas on Thursday, Donny is taking every chance he gets to beat the drum about not having enough water in our faucets and washing machines, a team wearing hazmat suits was dispatched to Donald Jr’s house because he got a letter in the mail that contained an “unidentified” white powder and we play America’s favorite game, Gimme Five!
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Trump didn't pay his water bill, thats why he has no water!!😂😂😂
Water is on his mind because his tenents are always complaining about shoddy service from his property managers.
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Wuddah
@@Seanjrambow he is beyond a wash, he is so far into the stink that skunks are offended.
Trump has the best water the wettest water
The fact that someone like trump can get more than 10% of the vote in any election angers and saddens me.
Come on America. We have to do better.
Its his base~(they wont leave him).....
The fact that supposedly 81 million Americans voted for a criminal with dementia saddens me. Without a doubt, my family did better under Trump's administration. Imagine how well the country would have been if the Democrats hadn't wasted the Country's time with bogus impeachments.
@@DiamondWarehouseAhhh ignorance from a tRumpanzee .. how accurate.
I suspect cheating.
They totally brainwashed my 84 yr old mother so she watched nothing but Fox News and she was scared up until she died this past Thanksgiving! Fox News is doing horrible things to innocent trusting vulnerable people!
A chore challenge? This is a man who doesn't know how an umbrella works. I'm here for it!
"I let them have water" What the hell is he mumbling about? He couldn't complete several sentences
He is literally claiming to be god now, so who knows?
I let the rest of you eat cake too.
@@bluebook709In Trumps case, cheeseburgers.
titusrider7948, he himself doesn't know what he's saying 🤣🤣🤣
WHITE POWDER MOVEMENT omg the writers are killin it
"The apple doesn't fall far from the orange." 🤣🤣🤣
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Sick joke. This family is just so outrageous 🤬🤮 I’m 50 and have lived but I am truly shocked at this never ending nightmare.
A bit of Jimmy kimmel 1st in morning gets the blood pulping with laughter, from Scotland cheers JImmy
Same. 🇳🇱
Trump IN prison 2024!🇺🇸
What crimes did he commit?
All of them.
@@frankaq3951, such as?
@@frankaq3951 Indeed!
LOTS but cultist see nothing@@paradoxicalcontinuum405
I let em have water for toilets,showers and dishwashers 😂💀🤦♂️
It’s crazy😂
Trump: Yea without me, there would be no water for my people. Without me they couldn’t flush toilets or wash clothes in washing machines…. Reelect me because only I can give you water!!!
Trump: and you couldn’t eat without me because only I can give you water for dishwashers.
I miss the "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel"! Bring it back please!
If he's so upset about water, he should go to counties in the USA that don't have potable water..
“White lines matter “, Don Jr talking on AWM24X was great! Happy for the headsup
Americans and the Trump thing really being the world down. *he ain't going to jail or anything.*
That vanilla or chocolate, ice cream?
love the freudian slip there. yes, that cocaine will get you in jail first lol
Looks like Donnie Junior got to the white powder before the boys in the hazmat suits.
To those saying cats aren't slippery, you've clearly never tried to catch one that didn't want to be caught
The guy that wrote all that was a slippery cat. 😜
@@cosmicraysshotsintothelightespecially if he was covered in soap.
Why would operatives help and facilitate the presidency for djt? They can keep it amongst themselves. Why a half decade delay after delay when verdicts could take a week????
The Tucker comment, that was slipped in with the wash, was brilliant! Please vote. 🗳💙🇺🇸
When you find a white powder in Don Jrs house, you do not need to call the Haz Mat people. You need to call the DEA. His septum sounds like it is totally deteriorated
Hahahaha
Aparantly Trump never took a shower. He just stood in one once. He didn't know you had to turn the knob.
Maybe a golden shower?
@@redleezure7088 Noice! Came to make the same comment, and you beat me to it (with a Forbes magazine)
He kept clapping his hands - he thought it operated like a clapper for the lights !
he only gets golden showers
He turned it on by thinking about it
Loved that Biden fireplace gag. So good! 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🇬🇧
Don Jr. is taking a page out of Dad’s picture book with the “black guys came up to me. Big black guys, strong black guys. Tears in their eyes. And they said to me ‘you’re my hero Don Jr.’”
LOL 😂😂😂
Your DJTJ impression is very good and will keep me laughing every time I hear that fool. Ty! 😁👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😁
"White powder movement" is a masterpiece of jokecraft
I don't think there's ever any white powder being "unidentified" when it comes to Speedy Jr
He tried it before he called them. No... he was the one who sent it so he could point fingers at the left.
Don Jr saying he flies a lot. That figures, is there ever a time he isn't high?
I would happily bet my entire life that NO black men have ever come up to Trump Jr and called him their hero.
You know he crosses the street when he sees a black person walking towards him..
They called him a zero. He didn't hear it right
Nobody gonna take that bet. 😂
crazy thing is it probably has happened more than once. look up blacks for trump pages
No one has ever called him their hero. He’s never accomplished anything in life.
He let Whirlpool have water? What does that even mean????
For what it's worth, The Trump administration did create a new regulatory class of machines (including washing machines) that were excluded from water conservation measures. Critics say it only backfired and made it take longer to wash clothes. It was repealed by Biden administration anyway.
No worries. His supporters aren’t capable of deconstructing anything. They probably don’t even listen.
One of his dope crew told him that in order for a whirlpool to work, it has to have water. Trump is very, very, VERY UNintelligent.
@@cosmicraysshotsintothelight 😂😂😂💙💙💙
I REALLY miss that hilarious segment "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live"...
Biden’s awesome! He just starts laughing and smiles through it. Classy man. Rather have his age and experience, and his advisors, any day!!
Tell me you hate America without telling me you hate America.
@@jrider9168 Okay; "I have not yet seen evidence of massive vote fraud from the 2020 election, and it seems as if none exists despite years of searching."
@@jrider9168ok I’ll bite. Trump
Like father, like son - liars, both of thsm.
What has Jr. done for anyone, ever?
Like father like son, one's a crack addict the other( mr president) can't even talk and eat ice cream at the same time. Maybe he can eat ice cream with the help of
Jill
@@kjm3610wrong family you are describing EX President Trump & Don Jr. get your 💩 together 🤡
I think you misspelled Biden
@@jrider9168Theres not enough space in a comment to list the many things that Biden has DONE for the public, STARTING with a PLAN to minimize the deadly effects of COVID infection. Theres also not enough room to list the examples of unmitigated HARASSMENT that Hunter Biden has been subjected to. He has helped Americans understand how your own laptop can be fraudulently used against you, for example.
The only thing Donnie mixes more than names he should know is prescription medications.
Joe doesn't even know how to get to the Drug store on his own,
@@kjm3610 Sure he does! He hops in that sweet Corvette, pushes in his favorite Three Dog Night 8-track, dons the shades, and when he gets there he has to wait in the car until "Shambala" finishes before turning it off and going inside. Nice!
Thank you Jimmy for the facts please keep up the great job!🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝
Don Folio could never figure out how to load a dishwasher or run a vacuum
It is the Dumbiolis effect.
“Hey man…you’re my hero”
Said no black man ever
Trump Jr wants his own version of 'big man, strong man, tears in his eyes...' BS that Don does 😂😂😂😂😂
Cats are, indeed, slippery. Especially if they know it’s time for medicine.
2:02 I swear if I were someone to whom reporters just asked questions all at the same time like this, I would just sit there until the cacophony just simmered down to a halt. I would seriously just let them keep going on and on until time really was up and then I would walk out.
I love the fact that Haley is staying in the race out of sheer spite! Go, Nikki, go!
That's just childish
Jimmy’s impression of DJTJ’s weird voice was spot on 😂😂😂
Who ever did the special effects with the fireplace That was a cool effect.
Jr Needs a program!
*The meaning of OMBRÉ is having colors or tones that shade into each other.*
And toilets that you have to flush 17 times! 😂
Cats are slippery. Try to hold one that doesn't want to be held. They all have the ability to override gravity and texture
Yes water is slippery. The molecules of water don’t stick together.
That's what ruins the magnets
Or why boats go through the water, & fish, and why it flows in pipes. Skis on snow(frozen water). No one said grease or oil either.
Ombre (ohm brey) is how colors fade into one another in hairstyling.
DJ sounds like a cartoon character!
He doesn’t seem to understand that the CUSTOMER PAYS FOR THIER OWN WATER… It’s not like you get free water for life with the purchase of an item that uses water. I can’t anymore.. 🤦♂️
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For what it's worth, The Trump administration did create a new regulatory class of machines (including washing machines) that were excluded from water conservation measures. Critics say it only backfired and made it take longer to wash clothes. It was repealed by Biden administration anyway.
As if Mar-a-Lardo would be able to play pickleball! Hilarious Jimmy...
When last were the shower heads and filters cleaned on the end of the pipes at Mar-a-largo. Easy fix to what may appear be low water pressure.
Love you Jimmy
Imagine
Don Jr. just watched the new Curb episodes and was like, "Hey, that's me! Also, have you met my live-in Black friend, Tim Scott!"
Water is the new Oil, if you own & control it and it's supply ...
05:00 The Trump Challenge--- VERY funny! A lotta ❄️❄️❄️ goes into a bit like that! ⛷️
Yes Jimmy! Tony from gimme 5 should be part of the Jimmy Kimmel Live cast! He is Hilarious!😂🎉🎉
Donny Jr: Black Men Come Up To Me With Tears In Their Eyes… 😂😂😂
Kudos to the graphic department.....awesome fire !
Oh I thought they was real…….. LOL
@@Erin.56 That is the BEST compliment you can give them :)
The man cannot even close an umbrella!
The camera loves Lexi 8:40 - Get her an agent :)
I almost thought this game was “guess who’s high” for a second lol
That's why he smells like crap, because hes conserving water....😅
Oh he's back on sinks and showers, an old classic
Ombré is when a colour fades slowly, and it’s not just for hair, Jimmy. 😂🇬🇧
It tickled me he knew nothing of this word! 😂
I’d never heard of it either….. I thought of hombre
I just love watching you Jimmy!! Especially your joke's about the EX ORANGE 🍊 MORON you're Great 👍❤️
Don jr. Is like his tratior dad, losers. Thank you JIMMY KIMMEL❤❤❤you 😊😊😊
Thanks, Jimmy, you’ve great!
4:30 Don't let Mar-A-Lardo hear you about offering to pay him money. For *_anything._* Apparently he needs several hundred million dollars by next week or so. He might actually take you up on that if he can't defraud the RNC in time.
Define " mindless cacophany " .Do they honestly expect anyone to hear , let alone answer through that cacophany.
Bring back the opening clips!
Jimmy, this one is definitely one of your best 😂😂😂👍👏
He seems to miss the whole point of water conservation. EVERYONE will be without enough water to wash their clothes if we don’t conserve water.
DON FOOLIO….Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“The apple doesn’t fall far from the orange” 😂😂😂
Funny a guy who doesn't take hygiene seriously is so concerned about water pressure.
Trump would never know if a washing machine uses water or not.
There was no distinction between objectively slippery and figuratively slippery so i would say that, yes, a cat is slippery. The first thing that came to my mind was politicians.
„The Apprentice - House Chores “…! Great idea 💡 😂
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He must have a plumbing problem at Mar-a-Lago
Gotta love the confidence of Tony though!
I don't think Don Jr has a single brain cell left.
I don't think he had any in the first place, TBH
Spot on honest and hysterical as always!
Whirlpool doesn’t need any water rights To run their business, Don
THE SLIPPERY CHALLENGE 😂, here's my take: Donald Rump, Don jnr, Eric,Mitch McConnell, Kevin Mc.! All SLIPPERY as Hell!😂😂😂😂
meatball don runs to the border bc he thinks there’s chalupas there.
water not slippery was funny as hell.
its like the most common lubricant in the world. by far
What on earth will the coke brothers do when they don't have any more money, and the stash dries up? I don't think I have ever seen a 78 year old go through cold turkey. Could that be what we are seeing now?
Gimme Five makes every one smile 😀😃😄😁 ..lovely game.
Best show idea ever
“..now I am the master..” 😂😂😂
KIMMEL ROCKS!!!
…and that 1970’s disc jock personality was “spot on”😂😂
I like how how Neil from The Young Ones is patiently listening to Don Jrs. rant
Jr. forgot to say "they came up to me with tears in their eyes and said, sir....." 🤣😂
Tony, hyenas 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"They come to me and say 'SIR!' With tears running down their faces...." Which Donald am I? Happening now more than ever = never
2:09 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 how is he supposed to even hear a question? Let alone answer one? Reporters are crazy! 😂😂😂
Honestly at this point I don't think we'd even notice the government shut down.
Well done.
"When Ted heard about a Stormy in Texas, he immediately purchased tickets for Cancun." This was a legit funny quip. Kudo's to the writer.
Love watching Jimmy Kimmel and Bill maher because they both despise trump as much as I do 👏🏻
I would pay SO much to watch that show.
Yes that Trump tv show idea is great! You can have Mike Lindel host the show and give Trump his challenge from a claw machine!!!😂😂😂😂😂
You know, Donnie, if you pay your water bill, then you will *actually* have water for your dishwasher, shower, and sink.
Ice is water
Ice is slippery.
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