Mitch McConnell Stepping Down, Melania Trump Gossip & Don Jr’s Plan to Give Daddy a Boost
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 พ.ค. 2024
- All eyes were on Michigan for the Republican and Democratic primary elections, Biden issued an executive order to safeguard American data from our enemies who are working hard to try to steal it, GramPOTUS paid a visit to his doctor at Walter Reed Medical Center today for his annual physical, Hunter went in for a probe conducted by the Republican-led House Oversight Committee, Mitch McConnell announced that after an unprecedented 17 years as the top Republican in Congress, he is hanging it up, there is some hot gossip about Melania Trump’s time in the White House, Lara Trump has officially entered the race for chair of the Republican National Committee, DJTJ took to Twitter to unveil his plan for how to give his Dad a boost at the voting booths, Apple has reportedly discontinued their efforts to develop an electric car, people in Scotland were shedding tears over the weekend at a Willy Wonka themed event, and in honor of Jimmy hosting the Oscars on Sunday March 10th, we sent our roving reporter out on the street for a 96th Oscar Edition of Breaking the News.
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The judge should use trump’s own words against him.
-the judge: ‘You didn’t pay? You’re delinquent?’” Then “No, I would not protect you, sir. In fact, I would encourage New York City to do whatever the hell NYC wants. You got to pay. You got to pay your bills.”
I’m sure all those homeless and migrants would like a room in his hotel. 😂
🤣😂😆😅 That was BEAUTIFUL! 🎉
why doesn't anyone talk about T's previous bankruptcies? Yes, plural.
Fair is fair!
Winner winner chicken dinner! 🏆💯
Glitch McConnell stepping down is the greatest accomplishment he has done for America.
Its amazing he didnt break his hip, first time he stepped rather than shuffled in decades.
40 year serving US in Congress is more than you will ever imagine since yur life is basically hating in youtube comments
@@supernotnatural. What did Mitch McConnell do in those long 40 years?
@@supernotnatural lol 'serving'
@@supernotnatural He made life worse for every person in this country and has done absolutely nothing for Kentucky - they are just as poor and backwards as when he started.
What a sad way to end a political career. He became Trump's enabler and history will record that against him.
McConnell hated Trump. Trump cost him his job as Senate Majority Leader, undoing the pinnacle of power-wielding McConnell's carefully crafted career arc.
Not a tear shed for this man. The consensus is pretty much “bye Felicia.”
@@e0n555actually the consensus is *confused turtle pause* that became his catch phrase in almost every speech he made lolol
EVERY BODY GET OUT AND VOTE BLUE ALL DOWN THE BALLOT !!.FOR OUR REPUBLIC AND DEMOCRACY ,AND OUR SANITY !!. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊
I would much rather vote for an 81 year old than someone facing 91 criminal charges.
How about neither?
Biden 2024 🇺🇸
You must always choose the lesser of two weevils .....
@@DylanE1Voting is your only opportunity to have your voice heard. Giving that up is a choice but then you have to give up all your opinions about issues, elected representatives, or how the country is run because you refused to have a seat at the table in the first place.
The United States no longer represents the people. I refuse to vote. @@Greg7791
Good riddance Mitch
...and thanks for that whole supreme court thingy you're so proud of. Yeah; worked out well.
i was disappointed that hè plans to wait until his term is up in 2027. I was hoping for 25.
@@BettyKCreations Thank You I get tired of explaining that to people who can't read past the headline!!
It was about time Adios
McConnell will still be on the Capitol Grounds through next week. Hey a Turtle can only go so fast!
Bye Mitch so glad to see you go!!!!! 💙🇺🇸⚖️🗳️💙🦉
Is his wife, the Secretary of Transportation under Donnie going with him. Maybe not, they don't need each other any more.
The existential threat of *rump is far more concerning than anything else!
Never again!
Just when you thought this Supreme Court couldn't possibly get any worse...surprise!
Even conservative majority Supreme Court is corrupt!
They are so compromised they have no options
Well if Ruth Ginsburg would have not been selfish and retired Obama would have picked a new replacement and the democrats would have one more judge
TRUTH
Mitch Mc is the perfect example of why we desperately need TERM LIMITS!!
So are Biden and Trump.
@@mortalclown3812 no argument from me
I would say rather that Mitch McConnell is a good reason to eliminate the "corporations are people" nonsense and the corruption that allows into American politics.
Absolutely
WE the PEOPLE need to control WHO is in the SCOTUS as well. Get rid of gerrymandering and the archaic electoral college too !!!!!!
I went to Amish country in the fall of 2020 and I was so turned off by their support of DJT that I vowed never to return (and I haven't). They were not wearing masks and even posted signs on their shop doors saying covid is a hoax. It felt more like being in cult land! It was sickening and sad, my impression of the Amish completely changed.
If you are talking about Lancaster County, you are correct in saying there is a lot of Republican support but we did defeat Oz and Mastriano and Trump lost PA. I love our Democratic governor Josh Shapiro.
I think “real” Amish wouldn’t get political.
I always thought they were weirdos
Fascist is as fascist does
I think a lot of them got sick.
Love you jimmy and you’re dialogue . Dump Trump and lock him up in 2024.
Agree making fun of Biden is not warranted. Looking at his achievements as President makes you realise his age is immaterial.
Our party has failed us and he's way too old for the job. Of course, we have to vote for him since the alternative is the end of our republic, but - man. Pyrrhic victory, anyone?
@@mortalclown3812 Idk, the economy is doing great. US manufacturing is up, there's finally investment in infrastructure and with the obvious exception in Israel he's been making the right calls. He's also a proven Trump beater and that might be the most important part.
what is immateral
His age enables his achievements, 50 years of experience pays off.
As the incumbent Biden is open to the time honored tradition of ridicule. He's also accomplished great things and will continue to do so. Laugh it off and vote Blue. 💙💙💙
Moscow Mitch Turtle announced he is stepping down as Senate Leader in November... this marks the only positive thing he has done in the Senate...
While I agree with you, calling him a turtle is an insult to turtles :)
@@medtrans247 The Evil Turtle
My turtles and tortoise are really offended. They state they are smarter and far more good-looking and no way would they have acquitted Trump.
Or his entire life
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WE DONT WANT MITCH HERE IN THE GALAPAGOS ISLAND
thank you very much
Please, the US can't take it anymore
Good gods no! At the first sign of Mitch treat him the way they used to treat baby seals!
Mitch needs to stay here and live with the crap he dealt the country.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you wouldn't even see the difference when he blends in with the other turtles jajajajajajajajajaa (curse you Mike, stop insulting the other turtles 🐢)
“You can’t always get what you want. But, if you find sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need."
"Vote with your rage. That's how we do it now." Laughing and crying at the same time....
Making fun of Biden's age is insane when the alternative is a Dictator!☹️
Exactly
Hard to believe really, especially as Kimmel’s show would be one of the first that trump took off air, then he would lock Kimmel away, like every other media person who has slagged him
Cry more
1776 signalling is weird coming from those who want to destroy the country.
And Trump is just a couple of years younger with family history of dementia. Trump is clearly exhibiting signs at every rally for the last three years.
Lauren Boebert’s son was arrested??? That is hilarious! Karma strikes again!
Why was she elected in the first place is beyond me .
McConnell is a perfect example of why we can never allow Republicans to gain power again. Vote.
You bet!!!
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Also why we need Term limits 👍💙🇺🇸
I have, for President Trump.
@@sandraslutz9489Primaries don't count. I shouldn't have told you that. You probably believe you already cast your Vote...Oooops
I'm glad McConnell is stepping down - FINALLY. Susan Collins should follow him.
And chuck Grassley too!
Do you think Susan has learned her lesson yet?
@@j.c.5749Nope. Still in denial.
Miss I think he learned his lesson??? She should've signed off after saying that
That doesn't make sense. Mitch is stepping down from his leadership position. Concerned Collins isn't in a leadership position.
McConnell should resign today and sincerely apologize to the USA for acquitting Trump for his failed coup.
Amen.
And Garland should have resigned yesterday for not prosecuting Trump earlier. Neither is going to happen!
@@JohnSmith-hj4miJudy passed away over 50 years ago.
Maybe you and your thousands of bots can flood his social media accounts
He was probably afraid he would break his hip stepping down
McConnell what an embarrassment. You will go down in history being the main reason citizen trump got away with his antics.
AMERICA 🇺🇸 IS FURIOUS WITH YOU. HOW DISSAPOINTING !
YOU LET US DOWN .
Yep
Hi Jimmy thank you for the laughs!!!
VOTE BLUE 2024!!!! 💙💙💙💙
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If you can’t count on the Supreme Court to uphold the law, our country is doomed. ☠️
I'm with you on that, I sure am
a wise woman has spoken. hear her words. clarence thomas does'nt even belong there much less kavanaugh. they themselves are breaking the laws of the land. criminals running the highest and most sacred court in the country! anyone or anything associated with trump should be considered treasonous at this point in time. what a circus and shame he has brought upon us. history will be hard on his minions.
We're doomed
Vote. It has been put in the court of public opinion. We the people must keep Trump out.
You’re absolutely right! I am still stunned by what I have learned about our “checks and balances”. If we survive this with our institutions semi-intact, we have a lot of work to do to sew up all the loopholes we have that allowed this to happen.
We can’t do 4 more years of Trump.
We never should have had the first 4 years of Trump.
"Russia, if you're listening, I hope that you can find Hillary's 30k emails. I am sure that you will be rewarded mightily if you do so." Donald J Trump's yowl on July 27th 2016 for a hostile foreign nation to interfere in America's election process.
Trump is a bloody flaming traitor.
@@cindyspear5763
Cindy, you are 150% correct. 👍
Greetings from Europe
@@LaDemocrazia Thanks!
You mean aesthetically? Because in policy Biden is worse given his arming and funding ethnic cleansing and genocide in Gaza. Blue MAGA is no different from Red MAGA.
PLEASE NO. Even we in the UK can’t do another four years of Trump PLEASE NO
Impeachment for all members of Supreme Court!
All conservatives who are crooked and bought by Harlan crow
Not ALL members, but at least 5 of them.
Only 22 criminal charges? That boy is a slacker by GOP standards.
LOL!
He's young. He can get his GED while incarcerated. It took his mom 4 tries to pass so there is hope for the youngster.
Hey at least he's trying...... to derail mom's career
I’m going to start taking my moms extra blood thinners so I don’t stroke out from this election BS 😂
Joe 2024 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I hear you.
IKR!! Hang in there and thanks for the chuckle, fellow citizen! 😂
😂😂😂 yes better to be prepared. Biden 2024 💙🌊🇺🇸
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People better vote for the current administration if they're so scared to just support President Biden. No matter what, we need to be able to sustain until 2028. We have a plethora of young, competent, experienced candidates to run in that election cycle. Strive for a blue-heavy legislature in both houses. And support your local and state officials, too.
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The administration can help our cause along by addressing some of the severe problems Americans are suffering instead of relying exclusively on "Trump Bad."
As long as the orange man is alive we need to vote BLUE because the
Republicans are spineless puppets and the Orange pulls the strings 😅
@@lawsonj39 Well, I guess he can always nationalize the retailers and force them to lower their prices. And strong arm the legislature into bowing to his demands. He's doing the best he can with what he's got.
@@HelynnHeelsAbsolutely. Great example. This person just completely ignores what he has done. Chips act, infrastructure bill, forgiving student loan debt, lowering drug prices, etc. Trump built a few miles of wall and gave tax cuts to the rich. This is no contest. Vote Joe and Democrats down ballot. 💙💙💙
@@lawsonj39I thought you reds were pro-free market?
4:01 Yea, the underappreciated talent that McConnell NEVER possessed.
❤President Joe Biden 4MoreYears Biden / Harris. Calmly getting it done for all Americans 🎉
Yes!! 🩵💙🩵💙🌊🌊
Ridin with Biden
All the Way!
Really? you still want your demented President? Shame on your country to have him . As well, shame on my country Canada to have Trudeau who is as corrupt as Biden.
Getting what done$ Becoming more senile every hour ?
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Glad to see Mcconnel go, he had his chance to rid the country of Trump's lawbreaking, and his cowardice was evident.
He should been GONE 25 years ago!!!!!
He hasn't functioned in years. He was just occupying space in the Senate to use his vote. I still think the Congress should have to retire at some point and allow others to serve their country. It was never designed according to the constitution to be a full time job. They served for a time and returned to their jobs. Greed for money has made congress a lucrative and elevated position.
To be fair, what can he do that won't draw the ire of his constituents?
It wasn't cowardice it was a calculated decision deliberately disregarding the US Constitution because it furthered his goals of destroying the USA.
I don't think he was a coward I think he loved the fact everyone was laser focused on trumpty he was able to get his Satan agenda completed behind the scenes
When McConnell is the good option the situation is horrific beyond most people’s understanding of the word.
I would say the same thing about Biden being the only democratic candidate
Mark Twain said politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often...and for the same reason. This is an apt admonition for either side of the political divide.
When Trump is the bad option the whole world 🌎 is gonna suffer 😢 not just America 😮
91 year old Chuck Grassley needs to go right along with him!
'McConnell, retiring to the Galapagos to live with the other 500 yr. old turtles!' Spot on!
Even grim reaper is tired of McConnell. He is doing grim's job since a long time destroying many innocent lives.
DJT is the kind of person what would show up at a barn raising with a flame thrower.
"Oh, you didn't say razing?"
It horrifies me that Mitch McConnell is the lesser of multiple evils.
Just like it horrifies me that I have to vote Biden to keep Trump away from the Whitehouse.
@@jamesp8459
Our party has utterly failed us.
Agreed 💯
McConnell aided and abetted the delivery of trump into our governmental system
@@michellehoyt8218 Yeah he's right up there with the worst of them and if he wasn't glitching he'd stick around to do even more damage, let's all be real
Who is going to replace McConnell?
There are so many horrifying possibilities!
I totally agree with you. That is why we must keep the Senate . Whoever replaces McConnell must be the minority leader.
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸turtle mitch is going inside his shell never to be heard from again!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Nikki is hanging around so when Trump is disqualified or jailed, she's up for the presidency.
And she is going to pardon “our chosen one “
An intelligent Republican thinking two steps ahead of the rest of the pack, surely you jest.
Yes!! Hope Haley gets in there over trump!
I think she is staying in just to piss him off.
Nikki Haley is probably hoping Trump will be convicted so she can become the GOP candidate, but won't be President.
Thank you for roasting those idiots who Trump would ban on his Baby Dictator Day 1.
When asked whether Trump still has money, his attorney Alina Habba replied, "Of course, he's a billionaire".
Then told the court he doesn't.
She seems to have been a good student of Trump university. Rich when is convenient and poor when is not.
Hilarious!!!
"Vote with your rage" .... My new tagline.
Support Joe Biden. Our democracy depends on it.
Great jokes. I wish you would do some on the crooked Supreme Court. They deserve it, bigly. Thanks.
Jimmy Kimmel: "Vote with your rage!" Amen, brother, amen.
Vote with your Rage! 💙💙💙💙
Good ol' spineless Mitch once again bowing to Trump's demands...
Omg! Is he kidding? That he’s aware of when it’s appropriate to retire!? 😳😳😰🥵 uuummmm, I think he missed the boat on that one! 😅😂🤣😁
Jimmy. Thank You for your service to our Country! You deserve an award for pissing off Trump more than anyone else! 👍💙🇺🇸. I really enjoyed this 💕
Getting really tired of the "Biden's so old" jokes.
Watching him walk like he's a fraction of his age makes those old-guy jokes seem pointless or something.
Im getting really tired of him giving money and vocal support to Israel when 30k Palestinians are dead.
@@MillennialSpinster You might want to have some fiery words with the American Republican fundamentalist, literalist, apocalyptic, evangelical bible-thumping fanatical conservative Christians, then, as they have been a major driving force in keeping America enmeshed with the Israeli side of that situation.
@@MillennialSpinsterI am tired of that too and I write to him frequently calling him out. However, I will not be holding my nose and voting for him. I will be affirmatively voting for him because I don’t want a Muslim on top of the destruction of Gaza. I hope to God he can stop this and get a ceasefire and too little too late, stop giving Netanyahu arms.
BRING BACK 'PREVIOUSLY' PLEAAAAASE!
💙🇺🇸😎VOTE BLUE 2024😎🇺🇸💙🎉🥂🎉🥂
Thank you jimmy for being the only late night host to repeatedly crush trump. Steven does it in a timid way. You do it the right way.
Geez Jimmy! You're on fire tonight!😂 I read a comment on TH-cam I loved. Someone said "You gotta hand it to America. Only there could a conman and a callgirl make it ro the Whitehouse!" 😂😂
*'Breaking The News' is the funniest thing I've ever seen* 👍😅😂🤣
As a Kentuckian so glad to see Mitch go. I don’t care where, just away.
Back to the Galapagos I"d say
Love how right behind him is great-great-grandma Collins! 😂
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I saw a billboard in his home state that called McConnell “PUTIN’S MITCH”
Yes
Bye bye Mitch 👋🏻👏🏻
Wonka World looks like tRumps backdrops in Michigan when he went to stand with the union scabs !
Shades of Rudy's Four Seasons fiasco...
Jimmy should have a Trump look alike stand in a line to buy Powerball tickets!
Loved that you’d vote for Biden no matter what. 🇺🇸👍
Mitch has been in office my entire life
I curious to see if Margie Greene has the poster of Hunter Biden, that she displayed in the house, in her bedroom now.
She was upset when he left the room when she was just about to show a picture of his winky. She wanted to see the real thing.
Lol! Love you Jimmy!😂
easily the best of the late night comedy shows.
The "I haven't seen you since high school" bit is beyond hilarious. Kudos to the special effects and writers of the show.
Pull up the stakes, the circus is over.
What happened to previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live? I love those 😂😂😂😂😂
The Beetle Juicer 🤣
"I lost another TOOTH".. best skit in months Jimmy.
About time !
Hallelujah 🎉🎉🎉🎉
I am so disappointed we are no longer seeing "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live"...
really, i hated that part. i just clicked past alot of those shows
Nah, that was just something to skip.
Yes, there is rage, justified
FANTASTIC
Please bring back the hilarious intro videos.
FYI, Joe used Trumps scale at his physical. He weighs 77 pounds.
With the other 500yr old turtles! OMG. I'm crying RN😂🤣😂
Love the "Breaking the News" segments.
Thank God for New York. The only state not fooled by the orange conman.
Not the only but a great one!
That guy on the street is hilarious! Of course, so is Jimmy!
That McConnell turtle joke was outstanding
.... "bigly..." ..😂😂😂😂😂😂. Cracks me up every time!!!😀😀😀😂😂😂💯💯
thanks, jimmy, for always making me laugh no matter how bad things are!
For the first time in 70 years, I am looking forward to the Oscars!
I haven't laughed out loud like this in a long time.. this was funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jimmy....I can't believe you are still funny after all these years! Wish I can find a guy (younger version) just like you!
"At heart he is still a petty little bitzghz" Why yes, he is!
Jimmy keeps me sane .
Resident of Kentucky...... It's about time!
The Galapagos joke made me ✈️✈️✈️✈️😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks for the Amish jokes!
But November is still 8 plus months away!! 🤦🏻♀️
Luv u Jimmy for exposing this coward trump 😤
Spot on funny and honest as always!
From Malta (EU) tks had a good laugh !
Same here I'd take a "Weekend at Burnies type white house situation as long as it means no Trump!" LOL!
You late night comedians are a breath of fresh air. I am so glad that there are still some Americans who are sensible. Vote blue 💙💙💙💙