Trump’s Mad at Jimmy AGAIN, Right Wing’s Nuttiest Republicans Gather & MyPillow Mike Falling Apart
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.พ. 2024
- Our worst and dimmest gathered for the annual CPAC convention in Washington DC, Trump’s daughter-in-law Lara was the bigly speaker today, there were a bunch of crazy seminars run by the best in the business, Donald gave Jimmy a shoutout on Truth Social, President Biden touched down in San Francisco today, according to CNN his German Shepherd Commander was involved in far more biting incidents than was previously reported, MyPillow Mike Lindell has been ordered to pay 5 million bucks for the “Prove Mike Wrong Challenge” and he’s out there promoting fellow election deniers like Blake Masters who is running for Congress in Arizona.
SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #Kimmel: bit.ly/JKLSubscribe
Visit the Jimmy Kimmel Live Website : bit.ly/JKLWebsite
Like Jimmy Kimmel on Facebook: bit.ly/KimmelFB
Like Jimmy Kimmel Live on Facebook: bit.ly/JKLFacebook
Follow @JimmyKimmel on Twitter: bit.ly/KimmelTW
Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on Twitter: bit.ly/JKLTwitter
Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on Instagram: bit.ly/JKLInstagram
About Jimmy Kimmel Live:
Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” is well known for its huge viral video successes, with over 15 billion views and more than 18 million subscribers on the show’s TH-cam channel. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy TH-cam Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.” - ตลก
Boy all that Botox on Lara’s face makes it hard to think!
But her lips aren't as poofy as they used to be. Time for more collagen, I guess.
That’s never been a requirement to be part of the trump family
Just be happy she didn't sing again! Hearing her attempt to sing is very painful!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm literally screaming
I can’t believe how big of lips these women are getting!😳
I'm 71. I've never seen a Congress even close to this one in terms of corruption and lack of productivity. History will paint the GOP of this time period as shameful.
I'm just a few years younger. I remember the Nixon scandal. I was horrified at the time. That was Boy Scouts compared to what we're seeing now.
@@AncientActivist Nixon: "I'm not a crook" Trump: "It's not fair how they are indicting me for the financial fraud I committed"
@@magnetiktrax "If the president does it, it's not a crime."
And
"I'm immune from prosecution."
More likely paint the majority in Stripe's
mmm..yeah you have, You just didn't know what you were looking at.
I hear words like ‘patriot’ and ‘liberty’ these days and my bullshit alarm screams ‘danger’.
TRUE PATRIOTS ARE MAGA FOR LIBERTY
They want us to think that they are such a perfect family.
Laura, it’s ok to be a female without every bit of plastic surgery possible 👍
And hair processing
Actually she looks more Masculine than her husband
im more concerned about her brain function... D-O-N: "Darker Before the Dawn"? wth..
She still has that "new car" smell.
The lips are swelling and stiff... stop it. That is carcinogenic. ;))
Will Eric's $4 million judgment cut into Laura's plastic surgery budget for this year?
Her lips will sag.
😂😅😂😅 savage
Don’t see how. She’s only about 30% factory issue as it is.
God.....I HOPE not. Maybe they will get it better next time
Trump just made 4 billion $ joke's on you and Jimmy.😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅
CPAC aka A meeting of the mindless.
Nothing says separation of church and state like saying your prayers and the pledge of allegiance before bed.
I’m voting for the man who has 81 years behind him instead of a man facing 91 felonies in front of him.
Vote blue!
😂😂😂😂
(Feel free to copy and paste this. It isn’t my original statement!)
This gotta be on a shirt 💀
You are everything wrong with america
@@TonyG-ui1to great idea; thanks! 🙏
Yeah, fine a guy 350 million for paying a loan off....not the guy with the open border sending all your money to Ukraine. You've been duped
I saw this a few days ago.. this you? Or are you just sending the message along? 😅😊 IDC
"It is these ignorant people, the most uneducated, the most unimaginative, the most unthinking among us, who would make themselves the guides and leaders of us all; who would force their feeble and childish beliefs on us; who would invade our schools and libraries and homes. I personally resent it bitterly. " - Isaac Asimov, The Roving Mind
You speak of the liberal Democratic party,right?
@maryirwin6015, weakest of weak attempts.
@@maryirwin6015 No, he is talking about the party that wants to make a convicted criminal president again. The party that blocked aid to Ukraine to get a border deal and now blocks both to have topics to run on. The party that had George Santos and DeSantis, who abducted asylum seekers to fly them to a random place for a political stunt. Everything the GOP and especially MAGA does these days is completly nuts. I wouldn't beleave this could possibly happen, if it didn't actually happen right now. The people running this party are completly bonkers. A party full of insurrectionists, fanatical evangelists, liars, convicted criminals and yes-man who allow everything to continue.
@@maryirwin6015 Uneducated, unthinking, with childish beliefs - describes the GQP cult perfectly. Nice try, though.
@@maryirwin6015 Translation: That's who we are!
It's all good, and I get it because I'm also a proud Republican.
Unfortunately they're now on to our tactics, and are describing us to a T!
We need a new covert plan! 🤔😏
“I’m in a dream speech” - that’s genius! 😂
Pledge of allegiance before going to bed? Really?😂😂😂
koo koo for cocoa puffs.
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
Creepy enough that schools make kids recite it.
@@christophermartin5742Did you watch the video? She SAID it.
@@fiofiofioletta1898she said it, doesn't mean they actually do it. If I wanted to sound like I was super patriotic, making up that sort of thing could do it.
“She’s not out there so much”- she’s NEVER there at all!!💙🐾
Trump has to bring up his Melania since he asked about Nikki Haley's husband
(who is not here because her husband Sgt. Michael Haley has an overseas deployment for a year as a member of the South Carolina National Guard)
I lost it at 2:20 “what a sweet memory for your children to share with their therapist…” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Growing up I said the pledge of elegance in school, dad had a "love it or leave it sticker" on the car, and no we did not say the pledge at bedtime. What kind of messed up stuff is that?
Lara Trump is terrifying. Seriously, who makes their kids recite the pledge of allegiance before bed?!
North Koreans
Not her, would be my guess
Yeah it’s a bizarre flex, I doubt they do that but who the hell knows at this point.
That is exactly how I have been walking down the stairs for 20
years and I'm 65! Plus I hold the rails. Don't want to fall, nothing strange about that.
Child abuse
Lara wants to grab the RNC purse strings to get money to pay Eric's fines.
Remember Daddy Trump is hard up for cash!💰💰🙈
Not just erics!😊
✅️😲
True, if they're going to pay Donald's fines (including R@pe) why not pay for Eric and Junior? No fair 😆
@henrynewton8809 Exactly right! The whole family, with the exception of a few, are grifters! They will pull money out of wherever they can to cover the lie until the next grift!, sad really!, to live one's life in a series of lies.
Commander is sure very protective of his President. 😂
We all know that dogs are good judges of character.
I'm a lot younger than President Biden and I always walk slowly and carefully going downstairs. I had a bad fall a few years ago (it can happen to anyone) and learned my lesson. Vote Blue! 💙
Seeing how the SS guy came down the stairs behind Mr. Biden, it appears the stairs do not have a standard pitch and the treads are not as wide as most stairs. In such case, it is well for anyone, young or old, to be very careful.
Blue Blue Electric 💙 BLUE
Nobody ever talks about how he falls down stairs and GETS BACK UP. falls off bike and GETS BACK UP. 🎉
They make fun of Biden's mobility, but he's much more agile than Tommy Tuberville. Tommy fell down a flight of stairs much shorter than that one.
Me, too. I am 58 years old and just very clumsy plus I walk very quickly. I trip all the time 😂
It’s a great pleasure to see “Bannon the Hutt” rubbing elbows with the great statesmen Lindell.
lol, nice...
That may be the most accurate description of Steven Bannon I’ve ever heard. 🏆 😂😂😂
I like the way, they say peacefully walked in. If people came into his house, through broken windows, how peaceful would he think that was?
Seeing Mike Lintbrain in his latest bufoonery always brings a smile to my face. 😁
"DON, dawn, see what I did there?"
No, I actually don't.
🤣🤣🤣
Laura Trump makes her kids say the pledge of allegiance?😂Yeah right
She probably makes them say a pledge of allegiance to their orange grandpa.
Her _of course_ is just like trump’s _believe me,_ a sign of a sure lie.
Laura's kids are all the legal owners for their parents "assets" in case the Revenue comes knocking looking for paperwork
Trumps sister says gas prices have risen since Biden took over. She's right
At least they know it
Always the best Lindell impersonation out there.
Indistinguishable.
I’m even more careful than that walking down steps, and these look tricky. I’m 59.
Why they pledgin allegiance before bed?😂😂😂 how natzi of you
Why do you like Bidens drugs
@@lindaschramm1818 because life-saving drugs are NOW finally affordable. Grandma shouldn't be forced to choose between life & rent.
What? "Putting our heads in a gas stove" was NOT A JOKE?!?!?!
It has become the Idiocracy prequal.
I see that Carson is still sleep-walking through life.
😂😂😂😂
MAD MEN Santos & trump 🍊MAD at Jimmy. YO Hurt Feelings are NOT Grounds for Frivolous Lawsuits.
If they had not been part of an insurrection they wouldn't been going to prison.
The funniest part was the judge basically saying to Mike, "i have no say in this, *you're* the one who required arbitration, and *your* arbitration said you owe it. This has no place in the judicial system"
The "I'm in a dream speech" 😂😂😂
Rich people saying the pledge of allegance???
Wut? Didn't EVERYBODY say The Pledge of Allegiance before going to bed, as a kid? In my family, we had to put on powdered wigs before reciting the Pledge.
😂😂😂
Impressive lol 😂
lol
😂😂😂😂
DJT should just ‘enjoy his life’.
It doesn’t matter that he has no prospects of ever running for any sort of role in politics again (because he gets thrown in jail).
It doesn’t matter if his home gets seized and he’s on the streets.
It doesn’t matter that he’s in his mid 80’s and he’s left with no wife and kids (as they leave him).
As long he has ‘fun’ and banter whilst living in his tent with the other homeless people in NY.
I failed that 'Real or Fake' bit so bad. I can't believe these guys 🤣
Ben Carson’s “I’m in a dream” speech has me ☠️
Every time I hear Ben Carson talk I think "how were you a pediatric neurosurgeon at Hopkins".
That’s how I go down stairs too & have been since 1976 when I slipped & fell down…not a fun experience.
Plenty of room at CPAC for Boebert to give random Rub n Tugs.
One of the best clips Jimmy has ever put out.
"..... Arizona a punch-line forever"!😂😂😂
Gas stove? I never thought CPAC would be fans of Sylvia Plath...!
Hahaha where's Melanoma when wher??😅😂😂😂
😂 Commander IS the secret service. 🐕 Let him come home 🤣
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE AT BEDTIME⁉️. Yeah right😂🤣 She must think everyone is stupid to believe that one.
I wondered where Grandma went! Thanks Ben 😊
The dog Commander sensed what many have considered possible; that the Secret Service is salted with traitors.
The Lindell bit is hilarious.
I am so glad cameras aren't on me everytime I trip on stairs 😊!
Sounds like the dog is a better guard than the secret service!
That Carson dude could make a killing on sleep-inducing videos.
Love you Jimmy... this old girl want you know you take the Edge off the Maga Mess😂💙💙💙🙏
I've never heard a mother and father refer to their child as "the kid." 😂
"Lets go do bedtime stories with the kid."
Wonder if they named it "the other one." 😂
Against you, Mike? You got yourself in the mess you are in. Pay up , crown😂
What has she done to her lips?
I believe she may have used Madonna's plastic surgeon.
His jokes on Matt Damon and Ben had me rolling.
Jimmy Kimmel❤❤❤❤ from 🇨🇦
Everyone stands up applauding knowing Matt Damon "won't be" making an appearance in the show. LOL!!! Nice one Jimmy.
there's more plastic in Lara's face than there is in the atlantic ocean
Is Lara Trump wearing a mask? Creepy.
The Mike Lyndell bits are so on point 😅😅
Matt Damon not being there getting a standing ovation is amazing 😂
Lock him up
Lock him up
Lock him up
Lock him up
Look him up
Lock him up
Lock him up
Lock him up
For what?
@@teresaHifyif you have to be told…….lol
So funny!!!😂
If you want to be a real man, stay away from the golden shoes from GHINA!
😆 the mike lindell character is brilliant. The actual mike definitely fell out the film "idiocracy" along with boebert and MTG
"I LIKE MONEY"
"OWW MY BALLS" 😅
LMAO if they ever make a remake of grumpy old men it be with Mat and Jimmy.
Jagged Little Pillow! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 This should be the title of a script.
You the best JK…. Love your special spots and all… kudos to your writers!!
Carson is SOOOOO boring that I almost missed him saying “grandmas are going to prison”. 😂
Ben for president 2030 then he is a wake.
God, please take these people with you, wherever (but, not here).
Sry, GOD say's NO!
Good for you Jimmy! I am so proud of you for being you and paying for more security around yourself and your family!! I live in FL in and my life was threatened for speaking out against Trump
We went a whole 10 minutes without a lazy O.J. joke
Anybody can fall going down stairs,age doesn't matter
I got a head injury a few years ago when I gracefully fell off a chair while trying to get something off a top shelf in the kitchen. Not a really bad injury, but I developed balance issues that make me walk slowly and carefully down (and up!) stairs. Not an age thing
You never fail to bring a good laugh
Love, Love, Jimmy Kimmel
*_WHAT HAPPENED TO THE "PREVIOUSLY ON...?"
DAMN IT!_*
Jimmy is the best late night hit for riotously funny openers, clever writing, skits; smarts, honesty, charm , Thanks, Jimmy !
haha honesty, cause thats why he is quitting
Kimmel slaps the crap out of trump every night and its hilarious. 😂😂😂😂
Yes I love it. Makes me like Jimmy even more!
This is why DJT comes after Kimmel more than any other late night comedian. He's literally threatened by comedians, more than any enemy foreign or domestic. What a pu😸😸y!
If that nonsense entertains you , you must have had a miserable childhood .
It’s embarrassing here in England we think it’s very disrespectful how DT is treated by ‘woke’ people like JK. We see through him 🇬🇧🇬🇧 not a nice person!
You must like Pedro's
"I'm in a dream speech"😅
They let Guillermo in there.😂😂
Jimmy you are the funniest late night host there is! 😂😂😂😂
See??! We can laugh at Biden and not become enraged cult members 😂 and Jimmy is so freaking funny 😅
Lindell's book is available pretty much anywhere... B&N even has it in Spanish. Rated #1 in "Books by Mike Lindell!!"
That's why EVERYone should get it from the 99 cents only store
Im from the UK and Love "Jimmy Kimmel Live" keeping it real !!!
If your really from the uk, then you’d know how much we love and support trump over here. 🇬🇧
😂😂😂😂😂🇬🇧
24% approval rating in the UK. Wouldn't say many support Trump.
@@ayejay5603 and where are you getting your facts from? Sound made up 😂
Bot much?
Keep up the good work Jimmy
The second guy coming down those steps showed that they really were steep and narrow. He had to angle his feet sideways to get down them.
So glad to see you go Jimmy
I’m ready for more Kimmel vs Damon skits.
Lol, Love how you Trash Trump ❤
Jimmy’s smile says it all.
You and Guillermo are hilarious, i laugh constantly and thank you for sharing your humor with your loyal following.
Ben Carson is still ALIVE???
Well, sort of....
Love you Jimmy K... YOU ARE HILARIOUS!🤣
Jimmy, please renew your contract
Love Jimmy Kimmel, keep bringing it!
I’ll take old Biden anyday over crazy old trump!
At least Biden has good people around him. Trump doesn't like anyone knowing what he's up to so if there's an emergency and he's not around his staff would be running around like headless chickens.
OMG Lara is nuts just like Trump🤪🤪🤪👍🏻