Mark Goldbridge on The Worst Crime Scene He Witnessed As A Detective
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 พ.ค. 2024
- Mark Goldbridge is known for his football commentary and hilarious viral clips... but did you know he used to be a policeman? We chat how he became a cop, "no comment" police interviews, and being affected by traumatic crime scenes.
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Can we get some likes for Goldbridge today? What a ledge! (And a “bloody prat”!)
Who wants a clip of Goldbridge chatting about the DT beef? Let us know and we’ll get it out ASAP! 🇳🇺
Ye ye
Happy Hour Podcast I ♥️ Mark!
aye keep it up guys , i'm lovin these podcasts
yes please this podcast was absolutely brilliant
My favourite ep atm
This man went from investigating dead bodies to calling Harry maguire a prat every week
😂😂
Living the dream
I laughed way harder than I should have reading that 😂 Funny thing is it's true
The only natural progression really
Don't forget he also hated McTominay 😂
‘And he’s done it again - he’s killed him the bloody prat’
mate best comment ever, had me burst out laughing
Am I the only one feeling bad for laughing 🤣🙈
Best comment ever😂😂😂😂😂
I'd recommend changing your profile pic
One of the best comments I've ever seen on TH-cam. Literally in tears. Fair play.
Goldbridge still is a detective, he’s trying to investigate why Martial isn’t scoring.
And why McTominay keep playing
Or how ole is still the manager
Mctominay out???????
And why Harry Maguire is inconsistent for Manchester United
Figured it out
Cheers for having me on! Loved it!!! MG
Legend
You were class mate!
My bredrin
Goldbridge is a Legend :)
You mean BD ;)
Mark: “I remember when I saw my first dead body”
* Happy Hour Christmas Intro*
Exactly what I just said to my fella 😂
Dun din dun un dun un nun
reminds me of the kwebbelkop and his dad a situation years ago
There is a reason why Die Hard is a Christmas movie.;)) And we did sing "Killing me softly" as our Christmas performance in high school...
Imagine being arrested and realising all these years later that Mark Goldbridge interviewed you
whyd you kill him you bloddy prat
@@HassanAhmed-vl4ih 😂😂😂
Some of the people he arrested will be subscribed and watching his channel now. You can't take the job police officers do as personal. A lot of police are actually good people, but I just hate the over aggressive ones who end up causing problems wherever they go.
His name isn't mark goldbridge
@@JMalikZit's bret de ceasar
We all can agree that regardless of what club we support this man puts a smile on everyone's face due to his humour and crazy endeavors. Unique personality Mark.
Yh word😂😂
i support liverpool aka one of man u’s rivals and i think this mans a national treasure
He’s hilarious, as much as I hate united I could never not watch him
Not sure why people take him so serious, Seems like a nice guy and he's clearly playing more of a character than showing his actual personality.
It's his analogies that do it for me. Can't mark a blank sheet of paper with muddy hands.
The Christmas music at the start was really fitting.👌
"i saw my first body, it didnt smell good"...
A policeman’s lot is not a happy one,
Happy one 🎻
HOW COME?
Well it was Christmas....
And after that they talk about dead bodies lol
It’s weird that last episode I commented saying they should bring on mark goldbridge and the next day they didn’t listen and brought on Brent Di Cesare, maybe one day it’ll happen
, 😂😂😂😂
Tbh it’s hard to tell the difference between the two you can’t blame them
How tf was Mark a detective 😂could arrest Dt for annoying him 😂
Lmao
@IRISH LAD are u dumb lad?
Because Brent was a detective. Mark is a character
@IRISH LAD Lol
@IRISH LAD oof it’s an Irishman
This man has the same level of waffle ability as Niko Omilana. He can string out a good two minute speech just from one word that he accidentally says...
I love it
@IRISH LAD and u are?
@@reeceswanepoel4305 Irish lad (:
@IRISH LAD Ahahahaha
@IRISH LAD Ahahahaha
@IRISH LAD tbf, I don’t know what it was like, but he is talking about 20ish years ago, requirements were no doubt different to now, he even says that now the requirements have changed quite a bit
Done an undergraduate and a Masters degree in criminology to try and get into police and now I find out Mark fucking Goldbridge used to have my dream job and now just rants about Man U and fifa..... I hate this place
😂😂 poetic justice!
🤣🤣🤣😆😆
Just join as a normal police constable and after your two year probationary period apply to be a detective.
There’s more money in TH-cam 😂
@@Zoro3-3 he would’ve been on 45k a year plus overtime as a detective of over ten years, as he reached the highest pay point of his rank. So it’s not too bad but him ranting on TH-cam does rake in more 😂
The thought of Goldbridge as a detective is genuinely hilarious
He was a detective though it’s not funny
@@kaidenhall2718 it is.
Who else imagines him entering a crime scene and semi-shouting : "oh my GOOOOD. What even is that?!"
Imagining him coming into a room all like “My eyes are bleached, what is that!? Get that away from me”
It's like when he's reading the chat and then looks up and the ball's in the back of United's net - "Oh, what's gone on here then? Don't tell me it's that bloody prat Maguire again? IT IS! HE'S STABBED ANOTHER ONE!"
The one dislike is DT
It’s got 8 now, look likes the players from DTFC have arrived 😂😂😂
@@J-Lambie 10 now
Now 50
@@Cr7xftbl7 arsenal fans getting salty
@@muzakiryounis8893 nah I’m an Arsenal fan
The worst crime he's ever seen was utd losing to spurs
“CLoAsE him dAOWN, CLOAS HIM DAAAOWN”
-Mark Goldbridge, to Matić vs Everton, 18/19
Oh my you mean the spurs at the top of the league, dear god how could utd lose to them
@@louiscarr5864 stop with the sarcasm the loss was 6-1 that’s why
Literally losing to west ham rn
@@xmissmilkywayx1887 *winning
What a guest, absolutely love Mark Goldbridge and I'm a Chelsea fan. He's really got some Gervais/Coogan/Cleese about him
Im an Arsenal fan so I should probably hate him but I love him. I don't think most people catch on that he's very very aware of the character he is
@@EasyJayce 100% and I think the reason for that is because he executes the character brilliantly. It's sorta half him, half caricature. Brent if you're reading this 👍 keep it up mate you're a proper legend and I love watching United Stand purely for the comedy and passion
Little bit of Karl Pilkington in there too
Absolute nonsense
i thought alan partridge but not in a good way
Do you think Mark's susceptibility to heat is why he can never cope with Burn-ley?
You might be on to something
I see what you did there 👌
“Why is always bloody Burnley!”
😂
get out
Mark goldbridge is so quick on his feet and would genuinely be a talented comedian
Hot fuzz with Mark
As someone who is a qualified solicitor what I was told in university is that a defence solicitor can justify his role by stating “their job is not to get guilty people away with crime but to ensure that the prosecution do their job properly”
Exactly - everyone is entitled to due process and fair representation, no matter how heinous a crime they have committed. Any compromise on this principle would be the start of the road to kangaroo courts and authoritarianism.
@@W0mbRaider yeah but at the same time if your job is to get people you know are guilty off the hook you can't be feeling too good about yourself
@@lovablesnowman You could just as easily say the same about prosecutors trying to convict people they know are almost certainly innocent. At the end of the day they're both vitally necessary roles for the functioning of a healthy society. I can think of many far more morally dubious jobs you could do.
@@W0mbRaider it's absolutely a necessary job I'm not disputing that. Everyone deserves a defence for obvious reasons. However CPS (the prosecutor) only takes cases where they're not only 100% confident the person is guilty but where they're highly confident of getting a conviction whereas defence barristers take whatever case they're given and that can result in getting a violent guilty criminal off the hook
They interviewed a man who was wrongly accused and locked up because he was black. Now they're wondering why everyone should have a right to a lawyer i
The worst crime Goldbridge ever saw was United’s performance against Villarreal in the Europa League final
Mark the legend goldbridge
Get in !
@IRISH LAD jesus your in every comment why do u have to tell people everything 😂
@IRISH LAD I mean still like mark either way
Insurance guy-> Detective-> TH-camr 😂
THE COLLAB WE NEEDED! Jaakmate doing bits. Well done man, loving the content
The legend the GOAT, best Podcast and one of the best guests.
I swear I could watch mark every minute of every day for a month and not be sick of him. Absolute legend!
Funny, it took me only 5 minutes to get sick of the weasel
Sounds like a genuine police officer then detective! Seems like he’d be a trustworthy guy for the community.
Goldbridge is hands down the best football vlogger on TH-cam (coming from an Arsenal fan). Have learned to love the guy following his euro coverage - absolute class act.
Could never decide if Goldbridge was a character, but it’s now clear as day that to me that it is, what a man!
So looking forward to the whole pod!
The one I was waiting for
Nice profile pic
Same
Same
Same
This was my faveourite episode yet. You lot smashed it.
Loving the guest clips recently you’ve kept me entertained! Keep up the good work guys ❤️
“I’m not very good with heat”😂😂
watched mark for years and he is one of the funniest blokes ever :)
some of his analogies are hilarious
Mark said anyone can be a police officer and that is part of what makes them dangerous. There is no other job that carries so much power yet requires so little intellect
If you actually believe anybody can be a police officer you have to question your own intellect. Police are dangerous? I think the only people who hate the police are people that fall on the wrong side of the law.just saying
@@lukealex6428 no, he has a point, although it has improved recently marks stories certainly show the screening may not have been the absolute best. Especially since the allure of being a police officer does often seem to appeal to a certain kind of character, one who maybe shouldn’t been given too much power
@@lukealex6428 don’t get me wrong though, 95% of officers are brilliant, but it’s the other 5 that give them all the reputation they commonly have
That was over 30 years ago you prat, you need a degree to join now
@@glenmurray7699 still attracts a lot of undesirable people though clearly
A lawyer can’t “legally” know their client is guilty, but still defend them as innocent, it’s perverting the course of justice and would make them an accessory to whatever crime the person committed. However, to believe no lawyer has ever done this, is also hard to believe. The lawyer may strongly suspect their client is guilty, but if their client says they’re innocent they must defend them as such, in England at least.
I’ve always thought that surely a lawyer can’t know the true outcome and hide that from the prosecution.
Thats actually not true a lawyers job is to get the best outcome possible for the person he's defending the more honest u are with them the more they can help u example people who have killed someone can get a charge of manslaughter instead of murder.... a dunno if u have ever been in a court room looking a years in prison but its actually not about being guilty or not guilty of a crime its who ever is the better n more convincing story teller the defence or the prosecution
A lawyer can definitely know whether you’re guilty or not that’s literally the reason why there’s lawyer client confidentiality
If its a known trouble maker, they will know they are defending a guilty person
True, if someone tells you they did a crime but asks you to represent them you’re not able to represent them anymore
FINALLY THE PODCAST IVE BEEN WAITING FOR
Genuinely so excited for this series
Jack thought he was a proper detective when he said “you said ‘when I saw my first dead body which implies you’ve seen more than one’ “🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never in a million years would I have thought that Mark Goldbridge worked in law enforcement
Just listened to the full podcast today, brilliant
My favourite type of guest,thank you for the content xx
This podcast and selection of guests are great! Keep up the good work 😃
“I remember when I saw my first dead body”
*happy Christmas jingle*
This is a brilliant interview. Mark is a top lad, coming from an lfc fan.
like listening to mark and his storys about him in the police...great video
The question about solicitor was an interesting one. Everyone has the right to a fair trial (article 6), even if they have done wrong. Their job is to also make sure their client isn’t being exploited by the system or wrongly accused. However, it must be hard for them to “defend” a criminal.
Love Goldbridge I'm a Stoke fan but watch united stand every day he's just a laugh + love football talk
Whole podcast was great. Keep it up guys👍
The guests just keep on getting better carry on jaack!
You should interview Sgt Harry Tangye. He served 30 years in the police and was a firearms and road traffic police officer for most of those years.
No way you got goatbridge. Happy hour doing big things!
Pratbridge
Been waiting for this
Enjoyed the interview with Mark
If you could manage to get a seasoned either ex or currently serving detective on the podcast and delve deeper into the profession like how it is when you first start working towards becoming a detective up until you've spent a few years working through the ranks that would be awesome
I can confirm the interview part is true. I am a serving officer in a UK force, a few months ago I interviewed someone for an offence which was of a serious nature, his solicitor advised him to go no comment from the off, I asked him the first question and immediately he started talking, his solicitor turned her head as quick as a flash, stared at him and loudly interrupted stating "I am advising my client to go no comment". The guy turns back to me and goes "Oh yeah, no comment".
I ask him the next question, he starts talking and giving an account, his solicitor literally kicks him under the table and says "I would like to pause this interview for legal advice with my client".
The interview was paused FOUR times. I've done hundreds of interviews over the years, the majority don't have a single pause, or perhaps 1 or 2 pauses at most, and typically last 5-10 minutes. That interview lasted 57 minutes, most of which was legal advice with me stood outside whilst the solicitor had to keep telling the detainee to stop talking and answering questions.
I also recall once having someone read a prepared statement which they had drafted with their solicitors assistance, typically these are only a few sentences long, and usually they just state they did not commit the offence, or they did commit the offence but felt they were in danger or threatened.
This prepared statement was TWELVE MINUTES long. Imagine being sat opposite someone, in a room with a screen next to you showing a timer slowly counting up, staying absolutely silent whilst they constantly talk, non stop, for 12 minutes. It felt like an eternity and most interviews I have done last less time than just the prepared statement itself.
I'm also still a frontline officer, and in my 7 years in the job i've seen probably around 30-40 deceased people. Some less gruesome than others. The worst one I found had been there for 3 weeks, it was a hoarder's house literally full of rubbish half way up the walls to the point where the front door opened a miniscule amount due to the rubbish behind the door, just enough for me to squeeze through. When I eventually found the deceased it was literally a skeleton with a tiny bit of flesh on the arm.
That's very interesting. I've always imagined that if you are genuinely innocent you would talk. I know I would. I would want to explain, clarify, etc. Just on the basis that I know I didn't commit this crime, so all good, talk away. But maybe that's naïve. Thankfully I'm not a criminal and I've never been arrested !
@@gooner_duke2756 almost certainly naive, in a court of law it doesn't matter whether you are innocent or guilty objectively, it only matters whether you can prove your innocence or the opposition can prove guilt or should I say, convince the judge and jury as to why you are innocent, whilst the prosecution is convincing them of the opposite regardless of what is the truth - there are plenty of innocent people who have been convicted because of a poor defence and a proficient prosecution side
@@gooner_duke2756the thing is that even if you're innocent you might trip up with your words, you might omit some information or you might contradict yourself in your testimony. Prosecutors job is to catch you doing that and to use that against you. That's why the defense lawyers prefer you not to speak because if you speak you're in trouble, to quote the special one.
Interesting
Not quite - the default position is that you are innocent unless found guilty. You don't need to "prove" your innocence, it is up to the prosecution, who is almost always a CPS barrister, to prove your guilt beyond reasonable doubt. Where there is a jury they decide what is reasonable doubt and what isn't. Contrary to popular belief there aren't juries in Magistrates court, yet you can still go on trial in a Magistrates court.
If a judge is hearing the case, they will hear it alone, if it's a magistrate (who are actually volunteers, a lot of magistrates are school teachers) - then they hear the case usually with two other magistrates present at a trial. @@ToadStool125
Hey Jack was wondering where the full podcasts were and then remembered you are on Spotify! Congrats btw :) Is there a chance that there will be full video podcasts in the future on Spotify?
The goat Goldbridge, absolutely love this video Jack keep it up bro!
Why has nobody mentioned his pronunciation of Jason Statham yet
Goldbridge is so goldbridge that I think he meant it.
Because we're too busy laughing at arsenal
@@jackbell3355 😂 true
You support Arsenal mate
Podcast with Ross Kemp is needed👍🏼
I’m happy I came across this pod
Normally I cannot I repeat CANNOT watch these types of videos/interviews but watched this all the way through first time ever really enjoyed it great interview nice to know marks past and how he is more as a person funny shit great work gugs
As a Liverpool fan, I really like Mark, he’s brilliant
they really brought the goat on the show
Favourite one so far!
This is definitely one of my favourite episodes 😄😂
He was a top guest enjoyed his sense of humour
Having mark as a host would be amazing for this show
I bin waiting for dis one!
Goldbridge is a geezer!!! So glad his channel is going well. 😎👍🏻😎
Mark in the thumbnail looks like he’s just heard the duttiest drop
"I remember when I saw my first body and the smell was bad and it was horrible" *cuts to HAPPY hour screen*
I’m a Liverpool fan but I love mark I don’t watch united stand for obvious reasons but marks personal channels are so great and his has a great personality
Great stuff and so happy to see Mark liked Morse 👍💕
Heard a good quote from a defence barrister who said, he’s not there to protect the guilty. His job is to make sure the prosecution do their job correctly and don’t get a wrongful conviction. I’m sure they’re not all like that of course.
Barristers try cases and solicitors represent clients. Without Barristers there would be no system of law.
Who else was jus baffed that mark was a detective 😂😂😂
I think it’s BS...I’m in uni right now doing Policing and Criminal investigations & plan to be a detective one day. I can promise you it takes more than 1 year in uniform to move up to detective. Especially when you only have a couple GCSE’s to your name. It’s crazy how everyone believes this shit.
@@SA09356 two year probationary period as a police constable then after that you can apply to join whatever
@@SA09356 bro mark literally said it was different back then to now
@@SA09356 what GCSES grades do you need to be a police detective?
@@SA09356 I agree. Can tell a liar a mile away. Absolute bullshit
I have been waiting for that
I really like Mark for his views on football but this really takes you in-depth. He's a great guy just trying to make a living like the most of us, also has had his fair share of downsides along the way.
This might be the best guest so far😅
The second worst crime scene was United’s recent performance against PSG
Not Spurs??
Well they played well honestly, the crime was the shocking finishing
Nahh i liked the performance. Against spurs and arsenal is worse
Liking the new intro 🔥
Great interview, he's got a great sense of humour
jaackmaate is gonna freak out when he finds out that mark goldbridge isn't his real name and its actually brent di cesare
Can i just ask who’s this brent guy, i don’t watch mark goldbridge so can you tell me who brent is
@@saeed_05 what more needs to be explained the guys literally just said who it is
@@saeed_05 his real name is brent amd whem they say hes accidentally brent they mean david brent out of the office
@@saeed_05 Brent di cesare is marks real name
@@samlittle3862 well i thought the guy who commented this was joking
0:52 funniest thing I’ve heard all day 😂😭
best guest yet by far
i feel like this podcast is underrated
No way this guy is 43 years old. He looks barely out of his teens. Nature's been kind to this one.
@Paul Hitchens ok
He was a detective when we signed Harry Maguire, however he could never crack the case on why he kept starting so he retired.
Best podcast!!!
Great content👌👌👌
Jack - at 8:55 you asked a good question, and my experience of the legal system is this is their work. When a barrister or solicitor is hired, it is their sole duty to get the person whose hired them off. That is their job. Whether the person they are defending is guilty or not never comes into it. They do it, as this is their job that they have trained at law school for years for.
He's also overlooking the fact that a barrister would never instruct their client to lie. They would encourage them to plead guilty if their client disclosed facts which painted the image of them being guilty. Everyone is entitled to a fair trail and the presumption of innocent until proven guilty.
Brent Di Cesar without a green screen. It would've been golden if they put one behind him in this🤣
Love every podcast you do apart from that new music at the end I don’t care if it’s Christmas we need the old music back 😂😂
Waiting for this
“It’s always bloody Burnley”
I'm finding something quite sadistic about the topic of dead bodies transitioning to the xmas themed Happy Hour intro; Merry Christmas folks!
hmm
9:21 SOO TRUE.
I went to court once & they had no interpreter so as a bilingual I had to go to the back room where they talk to talk to the other attorneys to be able to interpret what was going on. They are so FOUL. “pretty much I’ll give you this case for the next one I’ll let you win”
I was waiting for this this was such a good episode