"Incel Pickup Lines" are Active threats
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ต.ค. 2024
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today i looked at some incel replies. these incel replies are also incel pickup lines, stuff was crazy
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When you said you're going to kidnap me how long it is it going to take for you to get here?
😏😏😏
@@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS I feel that
Can you do the unhinged comments of ESixTwoOne now, or at the bare minimum ENineTwoSix?
@@commanderfoxtrot do that one yourself. I'll watch it.
Hey Kwite keep the mask on, look at what they doing to my boy dream (feels bad man)
I love how someone decided to approach you for skincare products. Out of everyone on this platform they decided to pick a TH-camr that doesn't show their face
right?!
we rlly just have to put our trust and faith into kwite that what he is saying be correct
It's odd to me that it's exactly the same as the last time he was sponsored by them
Perfect
His forehead skin looks nice though, I mean that in the least serial killer way possible
Its all “i dont have a face” and “the mask and sunglasses ARE my face” and “i am just a floating hoodie” until he’s getting paid smh
its ok it was for a sponsorship, its non-canon to the lore
@AnalfabeticGramarNazi there implants also nice username
wow are you upset by this that's really sad
@AnalfabeticGramarNazi no it's just his skin mask
@@giovannab.4587 youtube user discovers jokes
Kwite: "I don't think this guy is a hideous abomination. I don't think anyone is!"
Also Kwite: *proceeds to insult his own appearance*
The bots are taking over 😰
@@TheVera800 They will soon have your liver.
How did he get a swastika in his account name
@@GWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGW I don't know...I'm not sure I want to know, either.
I mean, with eyebrows like those? I don't see how ANYONE could see that faceless abomination as anything but adorable
Imagine being nice to your crush’s boyfriend and treating him like family just to impress her
Only bots :/
@@cristinarobertson1181 truly truly tragic
I mean, that is some actually impressive levels of cuckery
@@cristinarobertson1181 ya and I thought there was a platform called Facebook for that
@yes true hero
I love watching your videos on max volume in the living room with no head phones around my family. True family friendly content.
You’re a risk taker aren’t you?
You madman
Same, my 3 year old brother LOVES watching Kwite videos, and isn't at all traumatized. 👍
@@catchyname1081 You are one the three people who aren’t bots in this reply section. This is truly sad.
Get well soon
"Noooo i just wanna check your honkers for breast cancer lumps!"
💀💀💀
@whaaa t fredericson bartholumol fazbearington the third:🐻
@@Jaymbermations 💀
@@haileypearson6867 Bowowicious Quandingledange Bonerthin the II: 🐰
@@Jaymbermations you only have one shot,,, Fredrick Fast Bear..
@@deep_sea_creature99999 so real to respond after 2 years
Kwite: "these are so absurd, they can't be real!"
Women: *"oh sweet summer child"*
I can't tell since it's the internet.
There is a lot of people that think only men do this. When there is just as many women like this, as there are men, like this. Society places more blame on men, than women. It is a fact. It is sexist and it sucks. When men do something weird, they are held accountable for it (Which they should), but when women do it, rarely they are held accountable for it. I've had experiences like this from women, my friends have too. Real incel stuff.
Women: first time?
@@idkwhattoputheretbhbuthereWomen don't do this at alarming rates
@@ayaneizumi7143 Yes they do. Well when I say they, I mean some, because
most people are not like this fortunately.
I may be extremely insecure but I thank god I was blessed with a large amount of self awareness.
I used to have barely any now I have TOO much
@@TheBanana93 same
Kwite just insulting the person looking for validation gives me LIFE
Rip
8:16
Reminds me of one of the program coordinators I knew.
She was telling us this story about how her car broke down, and a guy stopped to help her. And afterwards, he asked her out. She froze, not knowing what to do or say and eventually she blurted out
"Are you a murderer?" just without thinking.
He proceeds to respond:
"Well... I eat meat... and I hit a squirrel once."
They did, infact, go out on a date. I just thought it was funny and that reminded me a little about it.
Kind of a banger response. Good on them
Two dorks absolutely panicking inside is funny. I can identify with that. =)
I love watching these videos while drawing its so relaxing and not at all horrifyingly ruining my life
Me watching these while doing my homework
Drawing challenge: imagine each of these posts as their own separate character
@@willsith9762 good idea
Did that, they all look the same XD
@@F1guRas Well it's all in their style. How they act and feel about themselves along with their interests can affect their design, whether they're morbidly obese or comically thin, whether they carry a katana in their free time or are just generally sad
“Hey, I’m not a creep. I’m not a weirdo. I know what I’m doing here. I belong here”
Creep: The Good Ending
Me to myself in the mirror every morning 💪 the grind never stops
It’s so perplexing why some people will hold onto hope with that “they just need to break up” mentality like whoever they’re pursuing isn’t going to be sad at all about the relationship they just ended. Like people that think like this literally only think about themselves, their wants, and their life and it’s really depressing
i had an ex cheat on me and get caught, and after we broke up mad dudes i thought were my "friends" came outta the woodwork trying to get with me while i was a depressed, alcoholic wreck. it was very cool and normal of them.
I had a guy who I thought was my friend stop basically all contact once he found out my now fiancé and I got engaged and we weren’t breaking up. Also used to harass my fiancé online about “treating (me) right” and begged other dudes for money to give to me to impress me.
That was me with my first high school crush. Never again
Yeah, it happened to me. The guy won
You can usually smell an INCEL before they say anything which is also very threatening in and of itself.
I once got a comment “you’re lil tootsies are so tiny, don’t mind my salivating…not in a creepy way.” It still haunts me, they reallllyy think we are gonna drop everything and want to meet up. 🤦♀️
...i dont even know what tootsies refers to...
I do not see the problem whatsoever
@@personmcdudeguy toes
Big oof.
we all know the best way to ask someone out is to make them feel bad for not going out with you before they even decided
incel pickup lines sounds like the best content reddit has to offer
They also have a Twitter account
Petergineer gaming
@@OpalSilkMoth its terrible and run by... (no joke) A REAL INCEL
They can relate to it a lot, despite their projections
These videos always remind me of the creepy shit I used to get on discord. All time favorites are the guy who sent me an entire, incredibly detailed paragraph on how he wanted to f**k my throat. I saw that message and had to take a shower cause just, no. The other one was a guy that I was explaining the concept of indigenous races to (cause I’m part Maori) and he said “I bet licking your armpit is like licking a tree”
what the fuckkkk that is so gross?! im so glad the only msgs from randos i ever get on discord are just scams
Sometimes I forget those sort of messages aren’t the norm for everyone. Usually my therapist is pretty good at letting me know cause I’ll share some of those experiences and she’ll just look at me with the most disturbed facial expression I’ve seen on a trauma therapist. It’s really funny
@@vanilla6326 Thats so weird and creepy, are you at least over 18?
@@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb at the time I wasn’t, now that I’m over 18 I’ve gotten less of that shit which is both a blessing and a curse cause I get a lot of joy out of reading any weird harassment I get to my therapist
Bro the "ABO" teleported me to my premed biology class until you said "alpha beta Omega" and then I was teleported back to this nightmare, and I categorize it as an internet rollercoaster
Alpha Bravo Oscar
another babbling oaf
Apple Banana Orange
April Break Outside
'alpha males' who go "well i didnt even want that _____ _____ anyway!" are so funny bc like... i've never seen an 'alpha' type say "Yeah... i flirt with ugly girls so hard. like, almost stalker levels of flirting. girls i dont even want. its so epic and cool"
like isnt the whole point of the "alpha" thing that you DONT chase women, they chase you?
There is a lot of people that think only men do this. When there is just as many women like this, as there are men, like this. Society places more blame on men, than women. It is a fact. It is sexist and it sucks. When men do something weird, they are held accountable for it (Which they should), but when women do it, rarely they are held accountable for it. I've had experiences like this from women, my friends have too. Real incel stuff.
@@idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere yeah I’m sure. But that’s not the example that was shown, and I was talking specifically about self proclaimed “alpha males” who think they deserve women solely because they have a dick they want to use. Women can behave similarly to that, but they don’t have the same systemic power advantage that men do, they behave that way for different reasons than men. Personally I’ve heard this specific type of behavior happening WAY more from straight women and gay men, not so much from lesbians and straight men. They have bad experiences with lousy people but not in the same way
Girls prefer guys that are confident, not whiney, and still self aware. I came a across a guy who's like "you won't like me, I'm uglyyy" then proceeds to send a pic of himself anyways. And yeah he's not the best looking. He looked like he hasn't showered for days. I bet he was waiting for me to say noooo you look great lmao
The A/B/O reference truly had an affect on me and my therapist will likely hear about you
Dear kwite- I was making fan art for you during school today and someone lowkey asked me if I was drawing a terrorist 💀 I said no
LMAO that must've been a bit scary considering how quick to assumptions people get in today's waters! 😂 They could've easily taken it the wrong way is what I mean
@@Erik_Ochoa013 ikr I literally said why the fuck would I draw that LMAO
I REALLY don't like the implications of them assuming some person in a hoodie with a mask and glasses on was a terrorist-
I got called the Unibomber when I dressed as Kwite (my school had everyone dress up as an "album cover" or anyone who wrote a song)
smh shoulda said yes
Watching this while working on the fan art competition 😭👍
My hands are killing me I wish I was joking
Maybe if you don’t hold dangerous objects your hands wouldn’t be killing you
Good luck!
I wish I were good at art and I wanna shoot any expert telling me they’re “still learning”.
Rip- i wish you good luck (and maybe take a break + massage your hands-)
@Bully peter Don’t make fun of yourself! That’s bad for your mental health and self esteem! Go tell your therapist about this and see if they can help.
Wtf this video had a lot of weird and unsettling moments where Kwite sounded like he was genuinely trying to be uplifting and wholesome
"Rule one of not being a creep, don't talk about not being a creep."
I am so guilty of enjoying these videos way too much
Anddd it's all bots
impressive how kwite got the face care product sponsor when he cannonically don't have a face.
that next level sellout
4:22
if any demon slayer character were to be attached to that message i'd think it would be zenitsu honestly
IT’S TRUE 😭
God I'm so lucky I like boys, they're way easier to pick up. You literally just call them cute once and they'll bark at your feet like a dog.
Can confirm
@You must know HEY! THATS MY AWARD!
THIS SHIT IS RIGGED!
And I'm so lucky that I don't like people because the romance scene looks horrendous in this day and age, I am not sure even Jesus Christ could save it at this point.
can confirm
The guys around me have standards which is good, but not for me since I literally don't know if someone likes me unless they straight up tell me to my face 🥲
Some people be psychotic simps.
Meanwhile I simp like:
"oh my God this person is the literal epitome of attractive" and thats to myself, in my head, then I move on with my day.
Edit: Unless it's kwite. I don't move on. I binge watch. This man's humor and voice captured a part of me I didn't know existed
I think that’s just being decent. Simp means you’re obsessive and try too hard
But if that’s what’s you wanna call yourself then that’s cool
As a girl with craters on my face and feeling so ugly I don’t think I’m able to show myself online. I feel that first bit. But I’ve yet to find any facial cleanser or moisturizer to actually work. The best way to get rid of facial craters, lazering off skin, taking skin off, or skin surgery. Obviously I’m only half joking because you can do all these things. Anyways dairy products and sugar and not drinking enough water can make it nasty as well. As I also have eczema dangit I need that water. Lol
Have you ever been to a dermatologist
@@teritt I have been to a few dermatologists.
The best ones being in West Virginia. Helped me clear up my worst flare ups and infections.
The worst ones are in southern California as they try to sell you damaging steroid creams that can create very thin skin that can fall off and split once your older.
My skin is the best it’s been right now, and I’m happy about it looking that way.
As for my adult acne, it’s still going strong. I’ve been drinking milk and that’s gotta be why. My bad addiction to coffee with milk is the culprit.
@@_Chessa_ Ah milk, the baby cow growth supplement, a true fiend indeed
2:02 but I like wearing skinsuits
Just worried about a (maybe ex) friend who has gone incel and Kwite delivers the content I need!
you cant go ince/
you either ugly or you not
hence the word involuntary
8:09 - he says, as he messages a stranger at 1am
8:33 "If you do it once, it's not serial killing."
It’s still murder though! 🤭
Kwite literally started to talk about skincare and i started quivering in my seat trying to stop myself to give him advice on it (I've hyperfixated on skincare for the past 6 months)
Bruh when he brought up his hand to his sunglasses at 2:16 I deadass thought he was gonna take them off for a sec lol
"It takes time and being nice to yourself first and foremost, fellas"
Kwite? Being wholesome? What universe am I in??
"Speaking of hideous abominations-"
Ohhh there it is.
youtube's "most replayed" feature is useful because it tells me where everyone else clicked to skip the ad
Any time a girl has "done be serial killer" in her bio I always ask if it's negotiable
0:01 Yo that's just Shinji in the final episodes of the series.
Thats the most perfect evangelion joke ive ever seen my guy
"Do you think Yoshi gets embarassed when he poos out an egg in front of Mario?"
Do you think Yoshi tries to lock eyes with mario as he shits out an egg, like a dog laying a turd?
at 4:33 kwite made the comparisson of chopping of your ringfinger to use the blade but he showed one of the games that the player didnt cut of their finger
These texts would make great evidence in court
Kwite mentioning the clothes thing just made me look in the mirror and go, "huh, is there supposed to be a point in my life where I throw out my wardrobe and start fresh? Is that why I never get anything when I go out?" To then think for half a second and realize, the public only see me in a uniform. After work I get groceries on the way home not bothering to change, and my free time is just game time. So it can't be the wardrobe, I'm just still ugly. That's something I can love with 👍
thank you for uploading right as i was about to eat, now i have something to watch
famouse last words about watching this while eating before you get to the clip about the hamster climbing up someone's vagina
So we all gonna ignore the 9:00 conversation with the hampster?
Can we, please?!
@@J2982ableno
6:50 more context on that : he was being very racist towards the gf he was talking about. Gf is white dating a black guy and he didnt like that. He literally sais “you should date me cuz im white” in longer sentences.
Yes, I remember that! I believe he said to the boyfriend that she’s only dating them “because he’s black” and was being a total jerk. He should probably go learn social skills and learn how to take a hint! 😃
am i going insane or has kwite used that exact ad-read before
The bots are horrible but yes he did do it before
the
“I don’t think anyone is a hideous monster” proceeds to have fans draw him as a hideous monster
As a dyslexic, that usage of dyslexia is pretty shit. Write words more wrong, reppace letters, take away or add more letters, like seriously. That attempt sucked smh
9:17 HDJDJSJSJSJ THE HOGWARTS LIBRARY-
I've gotten so many dms like these and it is so incredibly funny and concerning at the same time 😭
“Would you reject me too”
Yes
Yo the real talk around 1:52 was based as hell Kwite.
Guys need to start opening with "hey I actually am a serial killer, here's a list of my victims" 😂
first time here, the idea of not face revealing but also talking with the viewer using a camera is very creative way of doing your videos, just subbed :)
Wdym he's a floating hoodie he doesn't have a face
I've started a crusade to report any spam bots I see. It probably doesn't accomplish anything, but for the small chance it does, I will continue
1:14 well... I too have dyslexia... the thing is I can spell congratulations but a moment after i'd get d and b mixed up or spell water with a h.... also English is my second language
Petition to change the word water to “hwater” makes so much more sense and is more fun to say
omg watching mistakes making mistakes is so entertaining!
i immediately recognized that he reused the script from the last time he got sponsored by a facecare product
Hearing Kwite give advice to how to get your self esteem up hits different
My counter to the "discrimination" argument is: I'm a lesbian, not accepting my rejection would be homophobic.
Watching this while writing fanfiction
About whom
@@Quesoquantum Block men.
@@h0use4wh0res yes
@@Quesoquantum we love those silly lil block guys
@@h0use4wh0res yeah we do
This is what happens when a creatively bankrupt person tries to flirt in a creative way
I swear I’ve seen that same exact sponsorship add on his channel before. Is that just me?
It's a glitch in the matrix.
That hamster story will never leave my memory now. I have been traumatized for the last time Kwite.
if that was traumatizing don't look up blowfly girl 😭
I'm a woman and that sounds terrifying
Look at his chat's confessions, one guy literally blew up a cat in a microwave
Opened youtube seeking comfort for a breakdown and BOOM there it is thank you kwite
Some youtubers are just so entertaining to listen to them speak , that you watch through their sponsorships. This is one of those youtubers
5:36 kwite sounding like the guy I base my personality on
7:18 hey! don’t disrespect omegaverse readers like that!!! Yes, ofc we are all dying alone like this guys but we don’t harass people 😢
laughing at incels is a hobby of mine
Yet another banger George Memeulous
Pretty bold to give a man without a face a sponsorship from a shaving company
Why did I fall for that last one with the hamster and the girl?🤣 Like I'm a girl and I actually thought that was possible 😂
Oh my god Kwite you were sincere in a video, how will we enjoy your videos now!?
kwite, i smoke weed a lot and every now and then I'll have a bad time from it for whatever reason and i always watch you when i am having a bad time and it never fails to calm me down. your style of content is very "calming" in a sense and its really helped me out at some bad moments. thanks
I didn’t realize you had a main channel with 1 mil subscribers- I found you through your side channel and subscribed to your twitch at least a week ago this is embarrassing
i recognize the sound of the CODBO2 ballista anywhere
As someone who's lived through men like that.... I feel like these are all real 🤣🤣.
We love the casual CSM recommendation kwite
I deleted my Instagram because I had guys like these in my DMs… But now thinking about becoming a VTuber and just roasting them everytime.
Be careful, some of them like that
(Slaps my knee and guffaws)
By Jove, these are some funny Involuntary Celibates!
2:00 Kwite gives actual nice and helpful advice that doesn’t feel like a meme. Thanks man
Kwite is like a dead beet dad but comes and visits you every week
6:10 Man made of Chainsaw, Hm
HEY MAN, if someone said they’d give me money for videos of me crushing eggs with my feet, I’m running to the fridge asking how much he’s willing to give me, I’m broke.
Brings me back to Junior year of High School. I went really hard after a girl, and ended up scaring her away.
F
This is the third time Kwite compared his skin to sand
Actually its literally the same ad read
I was trying to write something witty but as a Kwite viewer, I ain't got shit so here you go
"She doesn't even go here"
This guy is so charming, I literally watch the sponsor just to hear him talk more
2:00 I love it when Kwite just goes from being silly into and straight into meaningful life advice
It makes my day >:)
I'm not gonna lie to you, some of this is fucking too unreal to be true.
just be a woman online and you'll see
@@ghostflxwer I know. Some of those shit sounds like it's pranks but it's all real.
How does he make the sponsorships worth watching instead of skipping?
I don't know why, but the part in the video with the sped up scene of that fucking kid from meet the robinsons, sent me to hell 💀
"I NEED IT NOW"
crack me up XD
He has skin now too? I’m starting to think Quite may be more human than we once thought #wildtimes