What Does It Take To Kill Michael Myers? let's Find Out!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ส.ค. 2024
- Michael is obviously, extremely tough to get rid of. Like a rash after hanging out with a truck stop waitress, he typically comes back whether you want him too or not. So what sort of options are at your disposal being a normal every day person? well lets discuss that and Michaels healing factor in todays episode!
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A true Classic - large foreheads and copyright dodging!: 00:00
Michael wants you to have a happy and celibate Halloween, Which means I would be taken out for sure: 00:58
Thank you for watching guys! Hope you have a great Halloween and be careful out there, Also if you find a black cat, make sure to pet and love it: 33:59 - ภาพยนตร์และแอนิเมชัน
Sigma rule 101: Always stand menacing in a way where your victim can see you and then disappear when they try to investigate what happened
It's one of the best things I do, stand menacing
I want to stand still and stare at people from across the street and then disappear when a bus pass by.
Take those red Flinstone vitamins, y'all!
Stay alpha!
Just get on the bus lol
@@All-due-respect-I-disagree
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One fact I always thought was wild was during the scene where Loomis goes with a Cemetery Keeper over to Michael’s sister’s grave. Seeing her tombstone was missing. The Keeper is naturally upset thinking it’s some kind of prank while Loomis knew exactly happened. Michael came home. Now, the tombstone wasn’t dug out. No it was fucking PULLED out. Meaning Michael yanked up this huge ass slab of concrete that was buried and carried it home. Nobody was going to beat him hand to hand.
Oh shit, you're right. We're all dead if he breaks through to this universe 🤣🤣
Suicide bomber vest?
My friend most tombstones are made out of granite or marble and that shit is heavier than Stone and damn near unbreakable with a hammer so for you to be able to manhandle that shit that means you have the grip strength of the fucking jaws of life! Bullets don't hurt him because I'm willing to bet his muscle fiber is so dense most low caliber rounds don't make it very deep
Holy crap, I just realized that! Coach! Get Myers off the field! He's juicing!
Or in addition to having a driver's license he is also CAT Certified lol
The real secret of Michael is he constantly plays his theme song in his head, which allows him to murder with precision, cunning, and teleportation! It's like the reverse of the brown note.
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Honestly tho, if that shit was my theme song, Id probably have the power of a god too and go on a killing spree.
The kronk of movie slashers
Paint yourself purple and think of the Mission Impossible theme to become invisible.
I appreciate how Roanoke knows all the intricacies of the human form but calls a knitting needle a knitting knife
Hey at least he overcame his feet fetish.
@@IveBeenWithBruma i forgot about that
@@IveBeenWithBruma His feet fetish? I'm new to this channel, so could someone please explain this phase of Roanoke’s career?
@@raiderknight8194 he commonly looked/looks at creatures feet to judge their physiology, it became a running joke
@@Sleepy_Kitsune He always started with "Lets start with the feet." when he started his earlier examinations. A lot of these were his Morphology videos.
The idea of Michael hustling out of sight to be freaky is actually kind of hilarious, like imagine him shufflin real fast for the sake of being dramagic.
As a kid I thought the same with Frankenstein's monster and a mummy. They move very slow but manage to be right behind you ten seconds after you relax.
I found the idea of them sprinting like a deer, when no one was watching, hilarious.
That's amazing @@IamnotJohnFord
I watched this movie for a college film class, and the other students and I were laughing for most of it. For some reason, every shot of Michael standing still in random places was extremely funny to us all, likely because once you imagine those scenes accompanied by a certain Spongebob quote, there's no gong back.
CAREFUL SPONGEBOB!
PATRICK, GET OUT OF THERE!
HE'S JUST STANDING THERE..... MENACINGLY!!!!
Yup. Makes sense.
Damn you now that's all I think now. Lol hash slinging..
God, I'd love to see Michael's "behind the scenes" for all of his antics lol. Getting to watch him stand beside a bush, move behind the bush and then straight up full sprint booking it to the next area of cover, or actually seeing him put on that white sheet and glasses when he becomes "Bob," or even seeing him schlepping that big ass grave stone into the house would be fucking hilarious lmaooo
Well then you should watch Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. It's basically that.
The movie playing on TV was actually 'The Thing from Another World,' Carpenter put it in because he liked the movie. He liked it so much that he cashed in the success of the Halloween movies to get the green light to remake it in 1982.
Thanks, that line really stuck out to me. Glad someone noticed.
You’re going to do Jason?! Score, love that you are tackling these iconic series of horror.
Michael: He doesn’t have to be able to teleport. He obviously understands his prey who always run inside somewhere and houses and buildings have limited exits. The distance between them is not that big with homes (most of his kills happen in suburbs) when people become terrified their executive functioning suffers generally. Him being in absolute control of his physical and, if he has any at all, emotional response gives him the ability to think and plan critically faster. Being an absolute unit definitely helps.
Theres gotta be something more to it though with the 2018 time line. The motion sensor scene he goes from behind a tree on the fence to inbetween the kid and the house before the light activates.
"in the corner what a surprise"
Jason is harder to get rid off
@@DT25659 have you seen MatPat's video on whether or not supernatural forces are actually necessary for his earlier movies. It is quite good. I am so looking forward to another look at it. I love the 80's horror.
@@Kageoni187 MatPat doesn’t take into account the novels, comics and author statements.
I feel like the recaps are just your subtle way of showing off all your movie trivia please keep doing them I love it
From what I've been told, that lightbulb in the closet bit was partially accidental. See, they could only shoot that scene once because they only had the one set of closet doors to break through. So the guy who was in charge of setting up that scene temporarily acted as Micheal breaking through the door because "At least if I mess it up, that's on me." Or something along those lines.
One thing that always made me laugh with the original Halloween is that when they get to the store the alarm is still going off. That store was where he got his iconic mask, and he wore it while stalking Laurie at school, meaning that alarm was going off since before school started and still going after they got out of school. A car alarm going for like 3 minutes drives me insane if I was in the area I'd probably have burned the building down to just stop the noise.
Taking the phone off the hook would mean that if you picked up any other phone hooked up to that line in the house, you'd be able to hear them, but no one else would. Anyone who called the house in the late 1970s when the phone was off the hook would've gotten a busy signal and the phone wouldn't have rang at all.
I’d say I miss those days but I don’t really🤣. It’s weird remembering now how when a phone rang it was Pavlovian that we’d just pick it up,I can’t imagine doing that now but you just had to find out who was calling. Can you remember the last time you picked up an unknown number? I can’t
@@michaelblaine6494 i knew people who bought an answering machine just so they could screen their calls. my grandma is (still!!!) notorious for doing this, so you'd call and get her answering machine and just go "hey it's me pick up the phone" until she picked up or leave a message after long enough. Once she finally got a cell phone we stopped calling her landline entirely because of this, but instead of getting a landline phone with caller ID she just keeps doing this with the answering machine lmfao
i love how you can hear how much fun Roanoke is having with the movie recaps.
Hey guy with adhd here. There are two types of adhd medication that I know of, stimulants and antistimulants. What Rono is most likely referring to are stimulants. These constantly stimulate various parts of your brain. This allows you to be enthusiastic about anything and do it for hours without getting bored or distracted. You would just need to make sure to keep track of time. Antistimulants, however, do the exact opposite. They prevent anything from stimulating you, making everything boring. This means you will be able to focus, but only because you can't find anything interesting enough to distract you. But this one has some side effects that would be terrible for the situation in the video. A) You can't get excited or inraged, so you won't have enthusiasm when you fight for your life, B)you tend to have a slower reaction time when on these meds as stimuli don't trigger a response, and C) as someone who has taken these, I know that you don't feel hunger until it causes pain. This means you won't eat and won't have the energy you need to fight. So if you need adhd medication fight Michael, make sure you get the right ones
“It’s hard to answer when you are out of blood” great video, top stuff as always! 😂
For a silent serial killer that is lock up in jail for years
He knows how to drive well without any suspicion from people
Maybe some doctor gave him driving lessons in hope of connecting to him?
@@silentnight6810 Good point
Aside from the fact i don't think he would be able to do that even if he was doing it without following the rules. But i guess he did a bunch of things he shouldn't be able to do in real life...
I think someone did teach him when he was young that and coupled by watching unobstructed enough could lead to moderate driving ability.
In the cult timeline he was taught how to drive by a doctor that was part of the cult.
I believe the very first movie explained that one of the hospital staff taught him how.
Roanoke, if your reading this could you try to cover the biology of the monsters from Evolve?
They are all so badass, unique, and I'd absolutely love to see you cover them.
How ever the game isn't on steam so it may be a problem for you if you choose to actually cover the game.
I agree their design is pretty great even if the game was...ok
@@Voc_spooksauce game was great, but of course corporate greed killed it
Definitely would love to see the monsters from Evolve get their own video
I thought he did?
Good news, there’s a discord that recently got a buttload of keys for the game for PC that allows for play on both legacy and stage 2. Evolve Reunited
1 fun fact about The Shape.
He doesn't feel pain like normal people. He has a neurological thing where he feels no pain. So that could also be why he is so strong and able to take so much damage
Admittedly this is also a really, really bad thing in the long run, but it's used to cool effect so who cares
2:32 met a soldier who knew a guy that went to a dress up party in his uniform. His response was "Who the hell goes to a party dressed as themselves?" The guy won't ever be able to live it down.
Oh I did that. When people asked I would tell them that I was being a caricature of myself.
I feel like the way Roanoke called doctors dressing as a doctor for halloween “dorks,” means that he has done a similar thing in the past. Just as a scientist instead
Cheapest custome. Those coats are better quality than Halloween costumes anyway.
@@richardarriaga6271 Except it's not a costume, it's a uniform. As someone who puts 10+ hours into my costume, I am not ashamed to admit I kicked people out of my college parties for dressing up as the job they had.
@@kyleellis1825 that's fair but dyou think doctors and scientists might have more important things to do than put 10+ hour into a costume
@@questionablemessiah3083 They don't have to put 10+ hours in. They just need to put more than 5 minutes into it.
Also, I did say I did this when I had college parties. I was fine with pwoplw dressing up as something they were in school to become(Let one freind dress as a nurse 3 years in a row). Now she gets away with it by telling me she's dressed as someone from ER/Grey's Anatomy.
I just kicked out my friends who showed in in a Walmart Uniform/Pizza Delivery uniform.
@@kyleellis1825 I see how it is. Let the sexy nurse stay but kick out the low wage Wal-Mart bums.
So I just learned literally this morning that the original Freddy Kruger actor helped collect those leaves to take them to the next location and I believe it was in the behind the scenes that they mentioned makeing like 1000 leaves and collecting them after each scene so they didn’t blow away. The leaves weren’t even real lol
For some reason, Freddy Krueger picking up leaves while Michael Myers leaves the scene is really funny to me.
@@chuckingreaper8654 Well, a man's gotta find a way to pay off those constant renovations to the dream-world boiler room somehow
I always appreciate someone with your credentials doing videos on these crazy subjects.
I don’t have doctor credentials but I know a lot about guns and ballistics so i think I am also qualified on the subject
You're in the empty parking lot, on top of your car, vigilant. A shot rings out, you fall. Cut to Michael, holding a rifle. He looks at the camera, and shrugs. Freeze frame, role credits.
The madman is actually at it.
Ayyy, honestly Roanoke don’t change, I love your content. Especially the summaries.
I'm just losing it imagining Michael Myers power walking from location to location.
I think that putting it in the safe is making it a much more enticing target, just in concrete is a much less conspicuous option.
And putting it into a volcano is one jump over a railing and a vacation in Hawaii. The fire will keep it from regenerating and make it nearly impossible to ever recover with even the most advanced modern technology.
you could also chuck it into a burning coal mine or something.
Absolutely love this one. As a die hard Halloween fan, your comments were hilarious. The new movie (Halloween Ends) shows something interesting you touched on. It is adrenaline. After getting jump in Kills, Michael goes into hiding and he's a wreck 4 years later, but once he can finally start killing again he's back to being a force of nature. Last year I actually did a video about bringing Michael into D&D and noticed the tactics you talked about. Michael's sadistic mentality is his weakness. Everything he does is to instill fear in others and joy for him, he will not break his own habits. Open areas that are prepped with great visibility, with long ranged capabilities to deliver maximum damage are really the only way to beat him. Up close or in tight spaces, Michael reigns supreme. Ambush tactics will also work, but these require serious planning and set up, and even then you run the risk of allowing Michael to get too close. Open area with ranged abilities is the only safe way to do it.
One thing I never understood was how Michael could sustain multiple gunshot wounds and not bleed out ie when Loomis hits him several times center mass with his 357. Only thing I can think of is plot armor or him just being so jacked up on his kills from the adrenaline that he doesn't notices he's bleeding out but still that does not negate the fact he has several gaping holes in his body leaking blood. smh
I'm assuming it's adrenaline plus maybe his blood clots incredibly quickly. I've also always had a theory his pain receptors may not be as good as a normal person. Like there are so dulled he barely notices it
@@63rdLegionGaming still, Loomis gets him with 6 shots to the chest. 👀🤣 So I was just thinking about the Miami Dade shootout with Platt and his partner. Platt was mortally wounded in like 5 spots but kept fighting for several minutes so when Michael ran after Loomis goes back to Lori on the second floor, Mike should have bled out trying to escape. 😵
Would love to see a full video about how it is possible for him to do all the things (ignoring the Thorn timeline)
Either forcing nature that gets beat up by a a little skinny guy that gets beat up by a bunch of band kids
Just to say, I actually love your summaries of movies for both ones that I have watched and have not watched. For the ones I have watched I love hearing a summary of a film I either enjoyed or just know of to get some cool highlights, and I like hearing about the movies that I haven't seen because you do a really good job at summarizing the main and interesting points of a film and even though it is spoilery, as it is in nature, I have gone and formally watch some of the movies that you've gone over. I know I'm just one voice of many, but I hope you keep doing what you've been doing because it's absolutely awesome and I love your channel and your content
Yeah, sometimes when I'm just trying to kill some time, I've just watched Roanoke summarize a few movies for a while, without watching the second half of the video hahaha
If you haven't seen it I recommend watching Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. It's a great deconstruction of these slasher movies with great explanations of the tropes. It's not the type of movie you'd feature but I think you'd like it.
After spooky season, I think tackling Ceph bioengineering for things like the Manhattan Virus from *Crysis 2* would be pretty neat! Peter Watts's novel title *Crysis: Legion* has a fantastic write-up for the Manhattan Virus, which can be found on the Crysis Fandom Wiki!
Roanoke, I have always loved listening to your breakdowns and in depth detail talks but that DHMIS reference just made you my favorite TH-camr.
Seriously though, as a truck driver always trying to find new things to listen to, your videos never disappoint to make the time fly by. Keep up the great work man
For being a rather overused subject this was actually one of the most entertaining videos I have watched you make in a while and I am currently binge watching your channel.
I could imagine him coming back in several hundred years and having to switch his strategy to account for all of the new additions to the family. starting his own crime organization and becoming a millionaire. that could be a pretty cool story.
I like how roanoke basically wrote an amazing premise for a Halloween movie as well! I'd kill to have that script be put on the big screen!
Taking one of those phones off of the receiver (the little mount) prevented calls from coming in. It was basically the first way to put your phone on 'silent.'
Michael is more the concept of evil, To quote John Morbius from the joker
“I’m an idea”
Honestly more a good showing of Hollywood's creative bankruptcy
"Apocalypse, End of the World, Armageddon. It always has a face and a name. I've been huntin' the bastard for 30 years, give or take. Came real close a time or two. Too damn close! You can't kill damnation, Mister. It don't die like a man dies!"
Unfortunately this franchise turned into a case of death by success. The first movie was such a hit that audiences wanted more, so John Carpenter and Debra Hill made the second one, intending it to be the last in Meyer's story so they could work on other ideas (hence Halloween III, which like Roanoke said was meant to be a yearly anthology of different scary stories). But audiences lost their minds when Meyer's didn't make a return, and we got an avalanche of nonsensical sequels. It actually mirrors Nightmare on Elm street in this sense. Wes Craven had originally stated Nancy had won, realizing how to beat Freddy and being brave enough to do it. But the studio realized what a goldmine of a story they had and demanded Craven leave the first movie open to a sequel. In my own personal horror world, Laurie and Nancy both put down their bad guys (and wished they had Roanoke's tips to do it) and the other movies are just stories in the same universe.
John Carpenter made The Thing a few years after Halloween. The one you are seeing in this movie is the version with James Arness as the monster.
“Hey why did you end up in jail?”
“I’m a huge Roanoke gaming fan he said to take meth and then return him to factory assembly🤪” 🤣😂🤣
Jokes aside. Keep up the great work man! Great content 😂
A very seasonally appropriate episode!
I never realised no one responded to Laurie's cries for help cos they thought it was a prank. Thank makes so much sense
In Pittsburgh there was a man who's ex wife stabbed him in the neck despite he was bleeding out and went to several houses no one came to his aid until he was on the ground a young girl held his neck and called 911 and saved his life
i love the summaries, saves me from finding a movie I may not like, and totally makes it enjoyable to listen to the plot. the jokes are on point and the little snippets of extraneous information is also much appreciated
It's cool to see you branching out into different types of movie monsters.
Can I offer the idea of seeing the Venom symbiote as a potential video down the road?
This is probably my favorite episode ever , love the way it went off the rails at the end . 👏
It's a little thing, but thorn is a Nordic rune. A Celtic cult wouldn't be using that symbol. It just bugs me.
Also, imagine getting caught by the police while dismembering Michael. That would be the worst, getting imprisoned while the super serial killer reforms and comes after you like the Terminator.
I love this channel man. 2 things I enjoy all in 1 video: film & science. Great video.
Roanoke, excellent video! Personally I think Michael is small combination of physicality and mysticism. The latest movie Halloween Ends even strongly suggests this. They surmise that killing people makes Michael stronger/heals him. That's why in the beginning of the last movie he is in a very weakened state. He hasn't killed enough people to full heal from the damage inflicted from the last movie. Hence why Corey was able to overpower him initially. It also showed that it doesn't even have to be Michael that does the killing as all of Corey's victims revitalized Michael because that's who the town believed he was and then when he recovered some strength he was able to overpower and kill Corey.
i kinda think that Michael did die years ago on the first Halloween he terrorized, however due to the event the whole community was left traumatized and stuck with the idea that Michael will comeback, this in term kinda made michael a manifestation even after he died
"This process is property going to take hour, so bring a snack" I don't know why that got me as much as it did 😂 31:10
You need to turn these to audio only and put them on Spotify just hearing your jokes and your explanations are a treat in itself
I love the movie recap parts of your videos. Keep it up man 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Honestly, big pit with concrete is probably your best option of finally disposing him. Even if you chop him up and put him in different sections if the concrete pit he’s unlikely to be able to break out even if he reconnects.
Also, pour lots of lego pieces in the concrete so he has to crawl over all those pieces to reassemble his body.
@@Snoogen11 you monster...
Honestly, glass works better than concrete. Because it doesn’t fissure, is super resistant to pressure and is very uniform, it’ll take years for him to escape. Encase him in molten glass/volcanic glass and throw that shit into the ocean. It won’t crack for a hundred centuries. A concrete pit is subject to environmental stress likes heat, moisture and weather conditions. That’s why most concrete pathways crack(even indoors) so i’m not so sure about a concrete pit.
@@Snoogen11 and add bags of fetanyl into the pit to make even harder for jason.
Two words:
*Meat grinder*
These videos make me enjoy the movies I watch because honestly you explain the movies in such fun detail along with the science. Like honestly, I could see you being a guest on some MST3000/Rifftrax specials. You and Weird Al during Jurassic Park would have been fucking fantastic
Roanoke continues to GOAT. Love how much fun you can hear him have with these breakdowns
Loomis was a murderer in an episode of Columbo.
Beheading is the classic/historic way to actually slay a demon.
It can be a tough guy, a psycho, a maniac, a demon-posessed puppet, a zombie, a vampire, a werewolf, a witch, a mutant, a space marine, a Primarch, an alien, be almost any folklore/popculture/hypothetic/sci-fi/mythical villain, monster or beast -- it will most likely die if you take his head off. 96% probability. For 98% dismember and burn other remains and store ashes in several isolated containers. 2% which left are incorporeal, shapeless, respawnable or indestructible. And good half of this 2% will still have some problems if beheaded and dismembered.
Dude, I fucking love this channel lol he answers questions you never knew you wanted to know 😂
"The ugliest boy in town"
You like "Dont hug me in scared?"
Based.
"You are being chased by Mike Myers; you should do crack about it" - Roanoke 2022
This h tickle me!! I love you use of everyday terminology during your review portion.
Pretty sure MatPat covered exactly this under the assumption he has some sort of regeneration powers (because what else could it be?). The solution was radiation to mutate him until that regeneration is gone.
Well Roanoke is a bigger nerd!
I'm glad others cover the same topics because I absolutely hate that guy. He's done some dumb shit, but it's mostly his style.
Just not for me.
@@FeedMeSalt I used to like the guy but MAAAN has his content dropped off a fucking cliff. Bloated, unfunny, and with plenty of off topic rambling (bonus points if it segues to an unfunny joke).
Yeah but he also thought Sans was Ness.
MatPat is the Alex Jones of Theory Crafters. He says stuff that can't possible be correct in an attempt to get it to become correct.
@@FeedMeSalt to each their own.
Broanoke has officially tackled all the bases of pop and creature culture. Now make Kryptonian’s make sense.
Honestly, getting Micheal into a hallway while you're wielding an m4 (semi auto 12 gauge shotgun) works just as well
I just checked and I am still subbed great video man as always
10:46 editting team is a man of culture
Same gentleman who've handled the volleyball compilations.
Honestly, I thought you did summaries because you only reviewed movies I haven't personally seen before. Thanks for the slice of humble pie.
The first thing that came to my mind was the following:
You need a big vehicle/truck, a boat, barrels and a woodchipper. Various tools include axes, guns, preferably high caliber rifles with hunting rounds for maximum soft tissue damage, and shotguns with buckshot for that extra fleshripping power. 2 trusted companions are also necessary, one should be capable of operating the boat if you aren't.
Much like you suggested, find a big open area with open sight lines. When he approaches, hit him with the vehicle (which you likely towed the woodchipper with in the first place), he is now down. Companions approach to blast vital areas and limbs with weapons, apply axe to joints, seperating them from the body.
Prepare barrels by woodchipper, feed parts into the chipper and chop him up.
Once all is disposed of, get the barrels in the truck and rush to the boat already prepared before this fight, sail out with the barrels and pour the goop into the water, much like using mulch to lure sharks. Fish, crustaceans and other wildlife will happily feed on the remains.
Love your channel man, great video!
You can't kill the Boogeyman... unless the script says so.
Bruh... Spoopy season is in full swing!
Thank you! :3
I still can't believe those fire fighters lost, the one with the water hose could've aimed at the holes of his mask to obscure his vision, and the one with the buzz saw could just keep the blade spinning and aim it towards Michael and when Michael gets close, the fire fighter could just shove the saw towards Michael as the blade spins
Just found this channel.
This is some good content 👌🏼
Subscribed.
The crew painted regular leaves brown to try and make it look more like Fall
So in summary extensive amounts of constant adrenaline and crispr is helluva drug
Hey Roanoke. I've been watching and loving the creature breakdowns for some time now. I would LOVE for you to do 1989 Leviathan. I loved it as a kid. Awesome creature design, and a very enjoyable movie. Thanks!
Very creative way of dealing with this creature. Thanks and as always keep them coming
I would say I'm impressed Michael can drive so well since he was never taught how to, but instead I'm violently infuriated by the fact a literal psychotic murderer that was never given driving lessons drives better than like 80% of the entire human population, just wtf
Hey Roanoke! Nice to see you again. Great video as always.
I like the little comments about cars. Keep doin em
I have a feeling Michel's regeneration is one reason he can access so much of his strength, his body doesn't need the limiter since any damage caused by reaching his full limit is healed constantly.
Also they have stated they had tried to burn, stab, shoot and even dip him in acid but he kept regenerating from it.
So he's essentially a bipedal version of 682?
Also I believe his body creates nutrients so he doesn't need to eat and he probably has an insane metabolism rate
@@Chuck_EL I wonder if dropping him in molten lava would do the trick?
@@merafirewing6591 I think so , he couldn't regenerate and even if he can regenerate and get out it will be centuries later
if it's any consolation bRoanoke, I've never been unsubscribed once in the last 3-4 years I've been watching your content
Hell ya brother, its not a nightmare here at all 🤣
@@RoanokeGaming I subscribed a long time ago. Honestly if your watching videos for years why wouldn't you subscribe?
@@RoanokeGaming I stay strapped into this infernal rollercoaster
Never thought I see the day a biologist would look at Halloween
Roanoke telling you not only how to get rid of Michael Myers, but also to bring a snack to avoid hunger and get enough glucose for your brain. 10/10
I really like this how to beat, combined with your bio breakdowns it would be fun to see more
You gotta go atomic he's a tank. Like a force of nature it's why the classic slashers are so fun
I'd.... Honestly test on the head figure out what can or would eventually be effective in completely destroying him, if possible. Because everything has a limit and finding that limit would be the end goal in my case
An alternative suggestion to the cement/burial of pieces: hogs. Pigs will eat almost anything that falls in their pen. Hell, even if you can't access a pig farm, many areas in the south have wild hogs roaming about.
Definitely cement and bury the head tho. Agreed on that part.
I would so watch a movie of someone defeating Michael like this but people in the future discover the pieces and “accidentally” bringing them together
The reboots ignore the cult and everything with it. Love the video. My head Canon is that he's a force of nature and unhinged allowing him to be so strong. My older (5'3 F) cousin used to have nervous breakdowns and take off running and it took 5 grown men to hold her down
Oh yes such a force in nature that a guy who gets beat up by a bunch of band kids can beat the ever living s*** out of Michael until he's unconscious and then steal his mask. Like if he stayed he probably could have killed Michael right there
@@mariobadia4553 I watched the 3 reboots bud don't talk down to me. He's still a man at the end. One hidden in the sewers pushing 65
Not gonna lie now I kind of want a movie where Roanoke left the journal for his descendents. Saying he chopped the antagonist up and spread his remains across the world, and that the villain would rise again. The whole movie is Roanoke's great x7 granddaughter of his, racing the clock trying to decode his journal in time to defeat the ancient evil before she's got.
I wonder about using the method described above, but ending it with feeding the various parts into multiple crematorium level incinerators. Either make friends with and bribe crematorium staff, or break in at night, and incinerate each part individually. Then mix the ash with some caustic chemical like lye or battery acid something that completely obliterates the biological remnants.
lol nice video, love you describing how to dispose of a slasher film villain's body.
I honestly forgot today was Friday. Thank you Roanoke.
13:54 Laurie stabbed him in the eye with the coat hanger, not the shoulder. That's why his eye looks kinda misshapen when unmasked right befire getting shot by Loomis, because the hanger caught his eyelid. They kept that continuity with H2018 too, if you look at the behind the scenes pics of his face, he's got a scar on his eyelid and a milky eye.
Fun video, would love to see more like these in the future. For now I’ll just hold out for Jason next year
I'm pretty sure lake superior would also work for a good dumping location for the head. Also easier to get out onto it than the Atlantic or Pacific ocean. Not as deep sure but deep enough lol.
I legit cannot recall the "halloween theme" I am actively trying... but all I got is the TF2 Spy intro.... Which.. Somehow kind of works for Myers; in my mind.
So I just noticed that my notifications were turned on wonder why that was. I’m glad that this video popped up because I can actually put all notifications. Turned on again. Love your videos keep up the good work
I lost it hard at John Carpenter not being able to hold off from smoking for a freaking shooting lol Man gotta have his sweet cigs in order to direct properly
6:55 I guess you could say they called him..
Ugly and weak
They called him a freak
So he lived on his own underground
He lived on his own underground
He lived on his own underground...