The Genetic Vampiric Disease in Red Snow Explored | Its a Christmas Vampire Movie lmao

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  • @Breathe_slow
    @Breathe_slow 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Literally 1 of the most unique youtubers I've been watching for the longest time, keep it going roanoke! ❤

  • @ddeviledart7519
    @ddeviledart7519 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved how You Added Cutscenes From AHauntedHouse 🤣🤣🤟🏽

  • @ValkyrieLightwing
    @ValkyrieLightwing 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:05 if that's your Civic that's clean as hell dude

  • @tehkidd0
    @tehkidd0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    23:48 do I hear Halo?

  • @craigjay6820
    @craigjay6820 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always look forward to getting notified of a new video, half the movies I wouldn't bother watching, but Roanoke's summary is always enough to skip the usual 90 minutes and jump into the science.
    Sooooo, thanks for the sacrifice of watching a lot of dross for us and giving us some pretty cool insights.
    Nicely done geez!!!

  • @arsyadidris6349
    @arsyadidris6349 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:55 i appreciate the civic appreciation. As an owner of an asia pacific 2007 civic, those things r indeed workhorses. 180,000 mile later, still butter.

  • @darkpheonix3436
    @darkpheonix3436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    As a man who hasn't been hit in the nards in years, it was very informative and kind of Roanoke to remind me why to avoid it.

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      The pain

    • @kadewiedeman3127
      @kadewiedeman3127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      As a man who is still recovering from when his 80 lb dog landed on his pair this morning, I can attest to the described timeline of events.

    • @catsquidcatoverlord9842
      @catsquidcatoverlord9842 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a man who does not feel that pain even when shot in the balls with a paintball gun, I laugh at thee.

    • @vaevictis5178
      @vaevictis5178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wolfman has no nards!!!

    • @bananawitchcraft
      @bananawitchcraft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I can't believe only 8% of his audience is female. Ladies are missing out on some quality content

  • @greyaaronspeed8591
    @greyaaronspeed8591 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear you’re my favorite TH-cam channel

  • @cats1900
    @cats1900 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fantastic video as always!

  • @thegrumpydragon7601
    @thegrumpydragon7601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can you do the strain

  • @GuukanKitsune
    @GuukanKitsune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They're actually MORE LIKE the classical mythology vampires than usual for pop culture.
    Sunlight doesn't kill vampires. That was straight-up INVENTED by Hollywood for Bela Lugosi's Dracula. Sunlight just strips them of their supernatural abilities. From dawn to dusk, in the light of the sun, a vampire is NO DIFFERENT than an ordinary human. They lose the speed, the strength, the durability, the shapeshifting... all that. During the day, a vampire is VULNERABLE. And they know this... which is why they always hide during the day. They would prefer to sleep to pass the time faster, but a vampire is only capable of sleeping in the soil of their own grave.
    Additionally, a wooden stake does not kill a vampire, either.... that's another Hollywood oversimplification. What it does, is TEMPORARILY take the 'un' out of their 'undead.' A vampire that has been staked is not dead... they are merely stripped of agency. They are conscious, they are aware of their surroundings, but they have no more power to do anything than any other corpse does. In effect... staking them is giving them SLEEP PARALYSIS. If the stake is ever removed, or if their corpse rots enough that it would fall away from where their heart would be, they would IMMEDIATELY reanimate.
    Staking a vampire is really just done to make the REST of the task of destroying the vampire (usually beheading or chopping up, burning, and scattering the ashes in a river) much, much easier by removing the factor of the vampire's generally strenuous objection to the idea of being destroyed.

  • @canadiancanucklehead8310
    @canadiancanucklehead8310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Gotta say, I remember as a kid, rabies was explained to me like a warning I shouldn’t heed. Like, it’s not as bad as it truly is. Then I watched Rec as a teen and saw the bit of “How do you treat rabies?”
    “There is no treatment.”
    I became infinitely more terrified of rabies after I learned if you wait, it’s too late lol.

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Rabies is to be respected 100%

    • @LizHellsing
      @LizHellsing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I think a lot of people aren't as afraid of rabies as they should be.

    • @shadowrosegaming3566
      @shadowrosegaming3566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      "Is rabies a problem?"
      "Not immediately"
      "Oh so it's fine?"
      "No"

    • @if7723
      @if7723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@shadowrosegaming3566 I mean that's a completely accurate breakdown. Rabies is at least nice enough to give you time to try and treat it. If you don't then its coming to collect.

    • @SpaceRaptor510
      @SpaceRaptor510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RoanokeGaming Any thoughts on a Volvo 740 from 1989?

  • @permeus2nd
    @permeus2nd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:43 if a vampire asks you out to dinner it’s because your are the main course.

  • @TheDeinonychus
    @TheDeinonychus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Get wrecked by paladin activities, bloodsuckers" is now my go-to response to people who try to play sexy vampire characters online.

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Be cleansed by the light ya damn heathens!"

    • @TheDeinonychus
      @TheDeinonychus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RoanokeGaming Even better, my last paladin character was a kobold.
      *Righteous Yipping!*

  • @martindrengenxbox360
    @martindrengenxbox360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You and your damn Paladins...

  • @coletrangenstein7281
    @coletrangenstein7281 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's funny I still have a claymore for a airbag in my 01 civic

  • @Flexistentialist
    @Flexistentialist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One wonders why evolutionary pressures haven't resulted in a species with sturdier nards.

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      in nature we find in alot of ways structures exist as "Good enough"! they are successful enough to pass along that gene info to the next generation so theres no need to fix em if they aint broke

    • @Flexistentialist
      @Flexistentialist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RoanokeGaming Thanks, Roanoke! Yes, the ruthless efficiency of nature pays little heed in producing the coolest possible exemplars of a species. Present company excluded, of course - you're awesome.
      That said, the lack of armored nards is lamentable. We've been cheated of our nardmor.

  • @CasualEnjoyer0
    @CasualEnjoyer0 ปีที่แล้ว

    'Women want me and the minds of fish are unknowable' GOT ME SO FUCKING BAD

  • @pitied3744
    @pitied3744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Vampires in media: hot and romantic
    Vampires in folklore: skinny and ghastly

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      And will tear your head off

    • @antonioarreola3097
      @antonioarreola3097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@RoanokeGaming unless it's Nosferatu.

    • @bleakautomaton4808
      @bleakautomaton4808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Strigoi and hungry ghosts are fun to read about

    • @StarPichu12
      @StarPichu12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bleakautomaton4808 yes, they're the coolest!

    • @danbasford7456
      @danbasford7456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vampires in RL: Politicians. 😉

  • @Son-of-Tyr
    @Son-of-Tyr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny thing is almost all modern depictions of vampyres are inaccurate. These things were, in slavic folklore, essentially corpses that had been reanimated by a demon or curse. They attacked, r@ped and fed on the blo0d and/or life force of those closest to them in life, whether family or friends, and just tormented their former community in general. They weren't sexy. They were pure evil and usually pretty physically disgusting. Thank Lord Byron and Bram Stoker for the modern twilight vamps teens like to obsess over. If you met a real vampyre, you'd probably sh¡t your pants before you threw up.

  • @eggmug562
    @eggmug562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:02
    No
    People flocked to ed cause he was a soft emo boi
    People KNEW lady d was gonna fucking off them and that only made it better.

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Win-win!

    • @eggmug562
      @eggmug562 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roanoke Gaming EXACTLY! side tangent I'm a huge vampire nerd and the thing that usually gets people hot n bothered by vampires is cause they're classy, charismatic, yet INTIMIDATING AS FUCK. like fr man go look up dmitri maximoff from darkstalkers. He's such a chad in particular that his sheer aura tells the sun to fuck off. Yes. He is so strong that he can negate the in universe weakness to sunlight by just existing.

  • @yesterdayschunda1760
    @yesterdayschunda1760 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thing that does my head about memory is every memory is a memory of a memory and each time it changes a little like chinese whispers.

  • @rileyernst9086
    @rileyernst9086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Uncle Roanoke: 'Bats carry everyone's favorite virus.'
    Me: 'Hendra'
    Uncle Roanoke: 'Rabies.'
    Me: 'Grumble grumble grumble. Bloody rabies don't turn you inside out. Grumble grumble grumble.'

  • @thrrax
    @thrrax 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fun fact: studies have shown that the main three romance interests in female focused literature are vampire, werewolf, millionaire/billionaire, in that order. And usually the women writing these are overweight and single, or overweight and married to cowardly wallets.

  • @Henry-Kuren
    @Henry-Kuren 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for giving me a physical pain when describing the getting kicked in the nads.

  • @noaharmstrong9384
    @noaharmstrong9384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is there a "getting kicked in the balls vaccine"? I'm relatively young and would like to get some protection.

  • @roempoetliar7995
    @roempoetliar7995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hot vamps, is a hot vamps, dont judges dude. but 600 degrees Celsius for 4 minutes is the perfect hotness for me

  • @deepseastonecore3017
    @deepseastonecore3017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Let's Evolve with the times with these monsters 👈😎👉

  • @angolanguy
    @angolanguy ปีที่แล้ว

    'So obviously, they're punk little bi-"😂

  • @hahka-0168
    @hahka-0168 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Possible restructuring of neural cells creating complete amnesia maybe..."
    My boy sounding like Mordin Solus over here.

  • @KingDragan
    @KingDragan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the 2020 year and eyes joke really took you this whole time to think of and its now december 2022

  • @jennix8666
    @jennix8666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was Solider Boy my dude, Dean Winchester is more flannel-y 🤣🤣🤣

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doesn't matter what my boy Jensen is wearing, he's always dean 😎

    • @jennix8666
      @jennix8666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RoanokeGaming Fair point. 😎🤜🤛😎

  • @lor_wisdom
    @lor_wisdom 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo Roanoke can't wait until that Roanoke tales upload

  • @SphynxsShadow
    @SphynxsShadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the Halo music playing

  • @DogFoxHybrid
    @DogFoxHybrid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    17:45 Can you imagine what Soldier Boy would do with a vampire that pissed him off?

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    The fact that you embrace your need to blur stuff and make a joke of it is really endearing.

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      And incredibly painful 🤣

    • @maccurtis730
      @maccurtis730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@RoanokeGaming I miss the old TH-cam where they let you show gore.

  • @walterjackson6985
    @walterjackson6985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Babe wake up papa Roanoke posted

  • @21Noelsquires
    @21Noelsquires ปีที่แล้ว

    You know what else we got from bats... that unspecified virus of unknown origins...

  • @Rurik_Luci
    @Rurik_Luci 2 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    The dad jokes aren't so much bad as they are crimes against humanity

    • @mehalmensk3487
      @mehalmensk3487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      But they are a crime against humanity, worth commiting. ;)

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      🥲

    • @deathwingterminator2786
      @deathwingterminator2786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Hey what did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
      Supplies!

    • @ReddyRisery
      @ReddyRisery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@deathwingterminator2786 .......

    • @Stallion-EC
      @Stallion-EC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dad jokes are eternal

  • @tenebrousoul9368
    @tenebrousoul9368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Don't bedazzle your steering wheel, folks. It just adds shrapnel to the airbag department

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Boosting comment 🤣

    • @My_initials_are_O.G.cuz_I_am
      @My_initials_are_O.G.cuz_I_am 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      At this point, just strap a Claymore mine to the steering wheel. It accomplishes the same effect, but it's way more *_METAL!_* (Figuratively and literally.)

    • @robertpalumbo9089
      @robertpalumbo9089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like a claymore

    • @shadowrosegaming3566
      @shadowrosegaming3566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How to turn care safety into deathtrap

    • @roempoetliar7995
      @roempoetliar7995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      let them be, weeding them self out of the gene pool is even more beneficial to us

  • @Kar4ever3
    @Kar4ever3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please watch Dead Snow (Død snø) Norwegian zombie movie. It's so corny, it's good.

  • @connerflynn5031
    @connerflynn5031 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how you use the Halo OST in a lot of videos good stuff

  • @NoahGooder
    @NoahGooder 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    god that 2020 vision line was such a bad dad joke I hate you now even tho I cant stop myself from laughing

  • @reylann2965
    @reylann2965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's always fun knowing you are driving around in a car with a frag grenade in dashboard

  • @falconeer3245
    @falconeer3245 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Frenzy Virus awaits Roanoke

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frenzy virus eh?

    • @falconeer3245
      @falconeer3245 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RoanokeGaming yes, the Frenzy virus, very interesting stuff

  • @knightwing1224
    @knightwing1224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Olivia is big brain... I love vamps and werewolves but given a actual chance to encounter one I think I'd pass.

  • @christianwalton7080
    @christianwalton7080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a Crusader Cleric/Paladin main: 3:56-4:04 is abundantly based.

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For the light brother 😎

  • @heidinolen873
    @heidinolen873 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Id be screwed. Thats a puppy with wings. My new squishy❤.

  • @Kremit_Mr_VLC
    @Kremit_Mr_VLC 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahaha!
    not going to lie, but that damn blond joke delivery was fantastic and made it even better

  • @cmoney3163
    @cmoney3163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how Roanoke spends the entire video explaining the science behind vampires only to end the video by basically saying Deus Vult.

  • @brandonstockstill5715
    @brandonstockstill5715 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maybe its the rona fevers playing hell with receptors but..i swear i hear Halos theme playing ever so gently in the background of most videos

  • @owesyoumoney3912
    @owesyoumoney3912 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the little Honda civic tangent lol

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love my honda, shes great and everyone should know!

  • @nickolaibernar16
    @nickolaibernar16 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    0:50
    Insert Markiplier
    Step on me mommy

  • @blissfuldj7627
    @blissfuldj7627 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Roanoke, I want you to know, this is a cool video

  • @luckyassassin1
    @luckyassassin1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When i get kicked in the nuts it just goes up to my stomach and feels debilitating, and makes me wanna throw up.

  • @under-chonker
    @under-chonker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Could you take a look at the aliens from Battleship?

  • @AphroditeActually
    @AphroditeActually 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This movie seems cool asf! Awesome video and I’m happy to be part of that 8%

  • @Below8761
    @Below8761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Roanoke please man days gone I’ve been asking since like June! Please do days gone

    • @Below8761
      @Below8761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you!

  • @gary12from108
    @gary12from108 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Roanoke if you're gonna keep the vampire theme going you should definitely check out the strain

  • @robertwellsrawbass1249
    @robertwellsrawbass1249 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Papa Roanoke..your my favorite TH-camr..just saying lol

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayyyy I appreciate that bro!

  • @cospiccn
    @cospiccn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m missing roanoke tales for this, FOR THIS!?!?! 😂😂😂😂 JK brother, waiting on you

  • @lunamoona4920
    @lunamoona4920 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The undetected bite is why I'm so scared of Violin spiders

  • @alexandre007opa
    @alexandre007opa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    *shows fruit eating flying foxes*

  • @kyesickhead7008
    @kyesickhead7008 ปีที่แล้ว

    00:27 Oopsy...

  • @powerwegy
    @powerwegy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a witch, the dude literally honored his word and saved her only to be double crossed.

  • @CaptainDilf357
    @CaptainDilf357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Paladin quality’s = CHAD

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Always

    • @CaptainDilf357
      @CaptainDilf357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re the best Roanoke!!!! Keep it up my man I love your vids so much

    • @CaptainDilf357
      @CaptainDilf357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I told my girlfriend when she got home about you responding and she was just like okay……she’ll never understand lmaooo

  • @Samual_Jackson
    @Samual_Jackson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    *casually plays my favorite halo ost in the background of the video*

  • @MrHappyFunshine
    @MrHappyFunshine 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Being hit in the nards with steeltoe boots is extra painful, never goad a sadist even if you can take the hit without flinching but on the upside the fear of god will be put into your assailant due to your fortitude.

  • @BrokenEyes00
    @BrokenEyes00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “ how we viewed vampires back in the 2000s was actually pretty cringe..”
    Only if you weren’t on Team Alucard.
    The bird of Hermes is my name eating my wings to make me tame.

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait what

    • @BrokenEyes00
      @BrokenEyes00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RoanokeGaming check out Hellsing (Manga) and Hellsing Ultimate (anime/OVA).
      After that watch Hellsing Abridged here on TH-cam to laugh for hours.

    • @Franky_Sthein
      @Franky_Sthein 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BrokenEyes00 Bi***es love cannons

    • @Jahsizzl9
      @Jahsizzl9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hellsing is peak vampire fiction.

    • @darklordofyocommunitah4781
      @darklordofyocommunitah4781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RoanokeGaming Alucard is essentially Vlad The Impaler in the series. He's bound to service to the Helsing organization, mainly vampire hunters. He's (Alucard) so strong, that he actually seeks death in combat by a worthy opponent. Awesome Anime with Helsing Ultimate being my favorite.

  • @dmb2013derek
    @dmb2013derek 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Machete to the dead works on alot of supernatural creatures or a wood chipper 🤣 thanks bobby

  • @danielquijano2240
    @danielquijano2240 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Roanoke, can you do a video on The Last Days on Mars?

  • @robertsmiley2207
    @robertsmiley2207 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I agree with u in regards to the air bags those things cause more issues then the accident 😒 itself

  • @plaguedr.crowvin3349
    @plaguedr.crowvin3349 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine one of these vampires ending up in a hospital

  • @OmnitheRando
    @OmnitheRando 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are fucking hilarious I listen to your videos at work 😂😂😂🙏💯

  • @akintek6781
    @akintek6781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You gonna make a video about callisto protocol?

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Next week! Gonna be a little different from normal

  • @allygatorrampage
    @allygatorrampage ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for the explanation of what getting kicked in the balls feels like - I’ve never been able to get a fleshed out answer from someone about it before 👍👍

  • @Iflie
    @Iflie 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    In the Mercy Thompson series the vampires are hard to make, requiring many years of blood exchanges and then it's still a risk as you don't know if they are going to wake up. They do get stronger with age and the vampire blood helps the health of the donor so aging isn't that much of an issue. The people become more like a vampire in time, in aggression, strength and craving blood.

  • @thomasdgfhf5524
    @thomasdgfhf5524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man I hate rabies absolutely terrifying

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      agreed! horrifying disease

  • @leonnunhofer3453
    @leonnunhofer3453 ปีที่แล้ว

    18:30 and thousands of pages could be about the 1.500+ types of sausage or 3.000+ types of bread in germany. 🥰
    While there isn't even a single type of bread in the US. Just toast 🤷‍♂️

  • @TheRealMonkeyrogue
    @TheRealMonkeyrogue 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How do you teach a dullard, like me, something? Repetition and driving interest. Honestly, my interest in the cinematic biology becomes a fun investigation into "what if", which I love. It uses science, as understood today, at a strangely higher level than I can recall from college. The repetition due to things going back to the same DNA explanations reinforces. The movie draws interest. Plot summary is entertaining as hell.
    This is GENUINELY good entertainment. Probably better than anything else I've seen in the past few years. (Shout out to Boldemorte!)

  • @seththornton9968
    @seththornton9968 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got this in my recommended again a year later, so yeah, I think the shadowban is over for this one

  • @1massboy
    @1massboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    5:46 to 6:15
    I love that fact that you stop the video to explain the bodies reaction to being hit in the Jimmies. It made the video for me. 😂

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Happy to help brother 🤣

  • @REDACTED_Wolf
    @REDACTED_Wolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My guy needs to check out Vampire The Masquerade lore and all the different sub groups of vampires

  • @Ren-fx5ti
    @Ren-fx5ti 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh shit. I have a 9th gen and also just had to get that recall on both of our work trucks. Guess I need to see if the 9th gen civic is a claymore too

  • @jaredrobinson7071
    @jaredrobinson7071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Always love your videos, Entertaining and educational

  • @chevy350_sscod2
    @chevy350_sscod2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ghost of Mars?

  • @seanduffy5877
    @seanduffy5877 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    you should do a video for some of the creatures from supernatural

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Any reason to talk about my alternate personality type influenced by Dean Winchester 🤣

  • @daniell1483
    @daniell1483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I find that most of the time these days, if you are seeing a vampire, the story is probably going for this "biological vampire" + "supernatural vampire" archetype for a hybrid of the two concepts. That is what it seems like to me at least. Very rarely now is there a purely biological vampire or a purely supernatural vampire without some mixing of the two types.

  • @jaykettavong4109
    @jaykettavong4109 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha that last bit with cross reminded me a hilarious moment in the castlevania series trevor saying that a but dropping a quote from the showing a geometric shape in front there face confuses and makes them freak out

  • @Stallion-EC
    @Stallion-EC 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    For some reason now I want to read Vampire Hunter D again

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Any good?

    • @Stallion-EC
      @Stallion-EC 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RoanokeGaming Highly recommend. After apocalyptic future, so it's a blend of sifi and medieval
      Edit: Also had 2 anime movies that are good,* although I prefer the book

  • @aspen4786
    @aspen4786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Eyo Mr Roanoke, thank u sm for the very interesting and funny video. Ik I mentioned it a hot second ago, but I would highly recommend watching Shin Godzilla as the more research I do in him the more I’m genuinely amazed and terrified by the bloke and his janked up dna. Anyways, toodles good sir

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do need to watch that, I get alot of requests for it!

  • @Ares_The__Greek_God_of_War
    @Ares_The__Greek_God_of_War 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruh I just remembered that dead space is getting a remake, so Roanoke has to remake every single video from the past

  • @lincolnpascual
    @lincolnpascual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:05 Remember folks, clear those corners!
    Also, Roanoke, sounds like your calves are extremely tight. Massage and stretching... best stretch for calves is sitting on the floor legs outstretched and toes pointing as far towards you as possible, then reaching for your toes without rounding out your back. you should feel it all the way through your hamstrings. Alternative is to do the same thing but standing. DON'T bend your knees. You'll lose the stretch.
    Merry Christmas!

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I need to do that but hoooooooly God does that hurt haha

    • @lincolnpascual
      @lincolnpascual 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RoanokeGaming lol. I hear you. But as cliche as it sounds, in this case, it really is weakness leaving the body. If you do it consistently for half an hour (cumulatively) a day, for about three weeks? It won't hurt after that. It hurts at first because your muscles are in a constant state of tension. I'm assuming (just off the info I have) that you spend a lot of time either sitting or standing in a more or less stationary place, right? That's what's causing the tension. I'm currently having the same problem but in my lower back, because I'm waiting for my new leg prosthetic. I absolutely hate wheelchairs lol.
      Oh, and don't think you have to actually touch your toes at first. That's the goal, but ease into it. The main thing is not bending your knees while reaching. That's what really initiated the stretch.

  • @drakko26
    @drakko26 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aaah...my 1st car, 2007 model Honda Civic (8th gen) hatch. Loved that thing to bits! Always nice to see some love shown to those things.
    As for vampires living in Romania, I dunno man...in the 300 years I've been here, I've never seen one.

  • @gabefaught7979
    @gabefaught7979 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is that music from combat evolved music I hear during the DNA talk

  • @channingdeadnight
    @channingdeadnight 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you describe mankind's most damaging slight tap, the very exquisite and ironic seemingly leisurely pace of the debilitating types of pain doesn't seem to be expressed. There is the instant pain of any firm strike. Sadistically after that there is a noticeable pause. This pause is just long enough for a man to anticipate and fear the debilitating pain we all know is coming. The worst are those light brushes signified by that quick painful tinge. which you pray was mistaken, dreading the gut-wrenching pain sure to come.

  • @Mrkabrat
    @Mrkabrat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:30 "That I am convinced is my ex-gf from when I was 18"
    So Roanoke Lore™ so far is;
    -Has more caveman DNA than the average Joe
    -Is a huge car ne..I mean, car connoisseur
    -Dated a vampire

  • @Kholanee
    @Kholanee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Digested blood😭. The smell!!!

  • @kentbeitel9966
    @kentbeitel9966 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m so stoked your a car guy! I had a 8th gen si that was my daily, I ended building the top end of the k20 and threw a garret g30 in it(made 430hp/390lbs-tq) then got rear ended a year ago. So I bought a mk7.5 golf r.

  • @FallschrimjagerSS
    @FallschrimjagerSS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    good stuff as always my man, keep it up buddy!