My grandma would’ve been perfect if they ever needed a fifth golden girl. She had the same sass and sarcasm which we all inherited. So imagine a family reunion of snarky one liners
Dorothy was savage and caustic, but what made it watchable and her likable was that under all the tough guy stuff she actually cares about and stood up for her friends, which isn't such a common quality. That and her fabulous facial expressions and also she's a good looking, unusual woman, kinda mannish but very attractive at the same time. I don't ever think I've seen anyone like her on TV ever. She's in that category of unique performers like Buster Keaton, Jerry Lewis, etc.
Her acting ability is second to no one. Her ability to use her face alone to completely deliver every emotion and feeling is so rare. She was an absolute gem! I cannot separate Sophia & Dorothy in my heart and mind. Both my favs.
You missed the best one! Rose: where are you going Dorothy? Dorothy leaving the house out the back door. Dorothy: to get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way!
Her 2 best ones Blanche: honey I've been stretching this body for years Dorothy: sticking your feet out of the sunroof of a Chrysler New Yorker doesn't count Dorothy: legwarmers ? Clerk: you need something to keep your thighs warm, what are you using now Dorothy: Friction, that's why we're here One more Rose: things we said on our way from a restaurant..th Dorothy: THE TWO OF YOU SHARED...WE GET IT !!!! One More Sophia: Dorothy look, Vincenzos new work crew Dorothy: Looks like the road company of Cocoon
As a child, you wanted these women to be your grandmother: as an adult woman, you wanted them as your mother: and as an older woman, you’d aspire to *be* these women. The Golden Girls: a true icon towards every generation known to humankind.
"I worked in the public school system... it's not that different from this." OMG! My sides! XD Not only is she savage, but she throws enough truth bombs to flatten the world.
@@rasheedahkeshwah3195 and @jacola greene - That was actually from an episode of The Golden Palace, the very short lived spinoff of The Golden Girls. Bea Arthur guest starred in a 2 part episode, and in this clip she was helping the other ladies by waiting on dining customers at their hotel because they were short staffed. The name of the episode is "Seems Like Old Times."
@@DefSquadFan When he said that she's a bigger "everything" (fat joke), Dorothy basically said that Jeremy is the bigger piece of shit in the room which, if you've seen the episode, would be an understatement.
"My rear tires have less pressure!" My fave line will always be when Blanche talked about living in the South and being a Southern belle and she mentioned she met a boyfriend in Atlanta and Dorothy replied, "Atlanta? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that where the CDC is?"
Blanche: By the way, did you girls know that the size of a man's ears is directly proportionate to the size of his other... bodily organs? Rose : What do you mean? Dorothy: He had a big, floppy pancreas, Rose. (My all time fave)
One of my favorite lines that was not on this segment is when Dorothy and Blanche are on Rose’s Morning Talk Show and it was about Lesbians. So Dorothy and Blanche pretended to be lovers so Rose wouldn’t tell St. Olaf stories. Anyway it was the Q & A part of the morning show and Sofia was an audience member. She had asked Dorothy how does her mother feel about her being Lesbian and Dorothy said she would ask her at “The Home”......priceless 🤣😀
She is the entire reason I binge watch the entire series. She is my spirit animal. I mean how do you not love a woman who can sling an insult with such bitterness?
Not really Dorothy being savage but one of my favorite moments (discussing Nurse "Angel of Death" Defarge) Blanche: At 2:00 am, I was entertaining a gentleman caller... when she opened the door at the MOST inopportune time. I could have lost my balance and chipped a tooth! Rose: You think THAT's bad, she walked in on me while I was re-enacting the gang plank scene from Peter Pan!! Dorothy: ... WHAT THE HELL GOES *ON* AT NIGHT IN THIS HOUSE?! 😂😂
Loved #15 & #4. One of my faves: Rose is surprised that Baked Alaska made locally. Dorothy states "Mars bars are made right here on Earth." Im dying. Thanks for the vid!
I love the one where she asks Rose if she's ever given a eulogy and Rose says, "At a funeral?" and Dorothy says, "No, Rose, at a pie-eating contest." Kills me every time! I also love the one where Dorothy and Blanche come in the kitchen with Dorothy obviously carrying a box of pizza and after Blanche says they've brought dinner, Rose asks, "What'd you get?" The look on Dorothy's face as she holds the box out and says, "A bucket of chicken. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy," makes me lose it every time.
God this list could be endless, a few missing gems " Now listen up you withered old Sicilian Monkey" " Its true....possum is brain food" "Want the pot again Rose?" "Yes Rose...hes a lizard" " remind me when I feel better to kick the crap out of her"
@@pattonramming1988 The line was, who's the tramp that's ruining my Gerald's life? This was in Season 7 and it was Episode 6. It was titled "Mother Load"
“Dump him, Rose. He’s driftwood,” from S1:E22, Job Hunting is one of my favorite GG lines of all time. Bea Arthur’s delivery of that line & the look on her face always crack me up. All of these actresses are legends. ❤️
Just remember the Golden Girls Rule: If one says something Rose would have said a person has the right to respond the way Dorothy would have responded. 😁
She's my very favourite golden girl 💙😁😊I relate to her and Sophia's mother daughter relationship so much the banter they have the back en forth it's basically the same as my own mother and me 😂💯
So awesome to see that you and your momma have the same banter as Sofia and Dorothy.....my mom and I have the same relationship and there are friends of mine who just can’t believe that my mom and I can talk to each other that “way”.....and my mom and I are like “what way”.....it’s normal for us 😁🤣
Stephanie L same totally the same 🙌🏻🤣 especially about how some people don't get it they say to how can you talk to your mom like that and I'm like .....🙄😅 umm where do you think I got it from ? . that's how we always speak to each other and she gives as good as she gets 😅 my cousin called us Sofia and Dorothy one time and I asked her what she meant ? And that's the story of how I first discovered golden girls true story 🙌🏻
Thank you for being a friend, Dorothy Zbornak. I loved it when you guest starred on Malcolm In the Middle as Dewey's babysitter. The interaction between you two was memorable and priceless :)
“But I warn you, I did time at Attica”
“Attica’s a men’s prison...”
“I know. I was there a year before they found out.”
"How did you ever pull that off?!"
"I work in the public school system. It's not that different."
😂
@@alicewilloughby4318 convicted felons behave better than today's school children
@@pattonramming1988 truuuuu
Murderers behave better than elementary school students 😂
"I don't care if you have a PULSE, much less a nice day." So relatable.
I want to use that line lol
Me too!
Is that from Golden Palace? I don't remember this from Golden Girls
Apparently
Miscellaneous Intelligence yes is from golden palace
"I won't stand for this!"
Dorothy: "but I bet you'll lay down for it" savage 😂💀
LMAO....He let Blanche have it.....
Well that was just plain rude.
@@lasercatsproductions Some people just don't know when to quit
You could tell that line tickled Bea lmao the way she laughed 😂😂😂
Rose: Can I ask a dumb question? Dorothy: Better than anyone I know! Best line ever!
Won't stop you if I say no
Yes!
Dorothy: Rose you work in Grief Counseling. What do you expect, Comedians?
My grandma would’ve been perfect if they ever needed a fifth golden girl. She had the same sass and sarcasm which we all inherited. So imagine a family reunion of snarky one liners
"I don't care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day"
On behalf of all service employees: thank you, you beautiful, sassy, old lady you.
Honestly, this show proves that old is gold.
Shows that it was well written when it’s still funny 30+ years later. One of my favorites!😂
@@grimreaper2606 she was gorgeous.. although to be honest so was Bea (Dorothy) she just wore weird clothes.
And that women can be funny
Women are not funny, they are adorable
Dorothy: "Then how come I'm not rich?"
when I grow old I aspire to be this goddess of a woman
Tarignia Draconix Same
Tarignia Draconix I'm working on it!
But I also want to be Sophia though 😂😂😂
I'm half her age, and I'm already there. Tho SHE is the Goddess.
why do you think she's old?
I don't remember an episode where Dorothy wasn't savage
Such episode doesn't exist. Her ruthlessness was epic and non stop and it was only surpassed by Sophia's 😂🙌
You know what they say Like Mother Like Daughter
Do I ever wish I could fire off one liners like that and make the recipient feel like 2¢ waiting for change. LOL
Next to Sophia, Dorothy had the best snarky comebacks.
Lol, I know right.
“It says here on my Ha-Ha birthday list that Bobby is 7, Jeanie is 9, and Dorothy is- -“
“I’LL PUNCH YOUR HEART OUT, HA-HA!!”
Never gets old.😂
Omfg that episode was hilarious. They all were.
Morticia_Heller “Dorothy’s the oldest!” :oD
Well when your an old lady who likes to be asked there age am I right ?
"Get BENT, Ha-Ha!"
What episode is that
Dorothy was savage and caustic, but what made it watchable and her likable was that under all the tough guy stuff she actually cares about and stood up for her friends, which isn't such a common quality. That and her fabulous facial expressions and also she's a good looking, unusual woman, kinda mannish but very attractive at the same time. I don't ever think I've seen anyone like her on TV ever. She's in that category of unique performers like Buster Keaton, Jerry Lewis, etc.
My vocabliary is like 8 bazillion notches lower
Wow welllll said!!!! You said it absolutely well!!!!!!
Agreed
She reminds me of Lauren Bacall somehow, not so much in look but in attitude and a similar voice.
@@desertrose1226 It's funny how Sophia said that in Season 7 but said it as a joke when saying Dorothy looked like a young bacall 😂
God put Bea Arthur on this earth to play this role.
and Maude
Even 11 years after she died she’ll live on forever on our TV screens. Love her ❤️
The script, in describing what they are looking for, described Dorothy as “a bea aurthur type.” She is the role.
Crazy enough, Rose and Blanche were going to be different actresses.
@@MrBlackboy21ful actually they were originally cast for each other's role
Dorothy's character was so much more than the writing. Bea delivered it impeccably. By far my favorite golden girl!
it couldn't have been anyone other than bea arthur. she's amazing.
Her acting ability is second to no one. Her ability to use her face alone to completely deliver every emotion and feeling is so rare. She was an absolute gem! I cannot separate Sophia & Dorothy in my heart and mind. Both my favs.
"Durk's nearly 5 years younger than I am."
"In what Blanche? Dog years?" haha xD
Nice to meet you
"Then where am I supposed to sleep?!"
"On the floor like any dog!" 🐶🐶😂😂😂💀💀
I like the later part of that when Stan threatens to pull out the big guns, and her response to the "big guns".
👎
"You're wasting your time Stan, I'm familiar with the 'big gun'" lol
Am I mishearing because of where the clip cuts off, or does he swear right after that?
Lol
BeaArthur was truly a gift to us mortals
Jake Draws and Sketches Indeed she was. Miss her dearly.
She was a bad ass too. She volunteered in one of the world war's
Cant believe she was a marine
@@natesmith5493 I can.
You missed the best one! Rose: where are you going Dorothy? Dorothy leaving the house out the back door. Dorothy: to get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way!
#2
Rose: "Why does she need a kidney?"
Dorothy: "To feed the cat! Rose"
3. Rose: can I asked a dumb question? Dorothy: better than anyone else!
Esther Esch yea, that was a good one!!
Her 2 best ones
Blanche: honey I've been stretching this body for years
Dorothy: sticking your feet out of the sunroof of a Chrysler New Yorker doesn't count
Dorothy: legwarmers ?
Clerk: you need something to keep your thighs warm, what are you using now
Dorothy: Friction, that's why we're here
One more
Rose: things we said on our way from a restaurant..th
Dorothy: THE TWO OF YOU SHARED...WE GET IT !!!!
One More
Sophia: Dorothy look, Vincenzos new work crew
Dorothy: Looks like the road company of Cocoon
*I'll decide in the car.
My fave one of all time: “Stan used to give me tulips after a fight. Towards the end, our living room looked like Easter in Rotterdam.”
Her shutting the door in Stan's face is priceless! Bea was just fabulous!
My favorite line: Go hug a landmine..
There very comfortable
@@crystaljones5516 you certainly feel your muscles loosen
@@pattonramming1988 omg lol
"My feet have wings, barf bag," and "Stanley, you are truly one chromosome away from being a potato," are two of the best!
"Two armed Pinkerton guards." and "Go hug a landmine." I thought those were priceless.
And don’t forget “In what Blanche, Dog years? 🤣
Stan
Where am I supposed to sleep
Dorothy
On the floor like any dog!!
Blanche
I don't have tell you I've got more endurance than you
Dorothy
We're not dancing on our backs!!
"I don't care if you have a PULSE, much less a nice day." OMG ... I work in retail ... I really must remember that one!
That would be a good comeback to all the customers who treat you like garbage.
As a child, you wanted these women to be your grandmother: as an adult woman, you wanted them as your mother: and as an older woman, you’d aspire to *be* these women. The Golden Girls: a true icon towards every generation known to humankind.
One of my favorites is when Dorothy says to her mother "get back here you deceitful little Sicilian gecko"
"Go hug a landmine!"..
Lol 🤣
OMG how hilarious 🤣😅
Me to almost everyone I know.
Basically me sober at a family gathering
That classic though
CONDOMS ROSE, CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS!!!
The baffon
Nicole Macal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is one of my faves 😂😂😂
me if I were a sex ed teacher
They could not have found four other actresses to portray these characters any better. Timeless great.
"I worked in the public school system... it's not that different from this."
OMG! My sides! XD Not only is she savage, but she throws enough truth bombs to flatten the world.
Dorothy didn’t have to say anything; the look was enough.
Blanche the parking lot doesn't count . 😭😭😭😭
Uknown Fool lol
"Not everything Jeremy"
That was probably Dorothy's most subtle and savage burn.
one of the best moments ever on that show
Hated that vile abusive dirtbag. Becky was too good for him.
I hated Jeremy what a shitbag.
I didn’t get it
@@reuellucas7187 Dorothy implied that Jeremy was the bigger ***hole.
"Where am I supposed to sleep, Dorothy?"
"On the floor like any dog".
Ooh, laughing and burns!
"now you can call him garbage" :-D
:-D @Elissa Rose Holmes
@Elissa Rose Holmes slayed😂😂😂
"I don't care if you have a pulse much less a nice day" lol.
What episode is dat from??
@@rasheedahkeshwah3195 my same question?! I have seen all episodes of golden girls several times and have never seen that one!
@@rasheedahkeshwah3195 and @jacola greene - That was actually from an episode of The Golden Palace, the very short lived spinoff of The Golden Girls. Bea Arthur guest starred in a 2 part episode, and in this clip she was helping the other ladies by waiting on dining customers at their hotel because they were short staffed. The name of the episode is "Seems Like Old Times."
@@Kindred04 thanks
I wish I could’ve told people off with this line. It’s amazing!
"I don't care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day!"
Boy, I wish I could say that to some people!
I don't blame you.
The pause and the look on Bea's face just before she delivers the line at 3:29 is just comedy perfection.
My favorite part “in what Blanche, dog years?” 🤣
And her facial expression doesn’t even shift. Grade-A acting!
@@S117M4sterChief Agreed.. She was hilarious!
I’m LITERALLY wiping tears from my face...this show was so well written, casted and directed. Dorothy is my FAVORITE lol
"Not everything, Jeremy." So much savage in so few syllables.
Ali Nadeem I didn't get the joke.
@@DefSquadFan When he said that she's a bigger "everything" (fat joke), Dorothy basically said that Jeremy is the bigger piece of shit in the room which, if you've seen the episode, would be an understatement.
@@alinadeem1696 I agree 100% and I can think of single word to replace "piece of shit", one which gynecologists know well.
I don't even think it was that serious. Bigger ass, asshole, jerk, whatever, could have fit in there just as well.
My favorite line... just perfect timing and delivery!
But I bet you lay down for it I'm crying
Well that was just plain RUDE.
@@FEARSWTOR Some people just don't know when to quit.
Take it Dorothy!
"Condoms Rose, condoms condoms!"
And I loved Pat McCormack's response:
"Take it easy lady, you just get out of prison or something?"
Yes, from Attica
@@theinvisibleme4104 for a year, till they found out
"you've misjudged me" lol
Blanche : "I will not stand for it."
Dorothy : " But I bet you will lay down for it."
Dorothy is a the most savage on the show next to sophia ofc
Where do you think she got it from?
lmao true
She learned from the best
Like mother like daugther
"My rear tires have less pressure!"
My fave line will always be when Blanche talked about living in the South and being a Southern belle and she mentioned she met a boyfriend in Atlanta and Dorothy replied, "Atlanta? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that where the CDC is?"
I think she was talking about receiving multiple "gentleman callers" like an old-fashioned Southern belle.
Blanche: By the way, did you girls know that the size of a man's ears is directly proportionate to the size of his other... bodily organs?
Rose : What do you mean?
Dorothy: He had a big, floppy pancreas, Rose. (My all time fave)
One of my favorite lines that was not on this segment is when Dorothy and Blanche are on Rose’s Morning Talk Show and it was about Lesbians. So Dorothy and Blanche pretended to be lovers so Rose wouldn’t tell St. Olaf stories. Anyway it was the Q & A part of the morning show and Sofia was an audience member. She had asked Dorothy how does her mother feel about her being Lesbian and Dorothy said she would ask her at “The Home”......priceless 🤣😀
AHHHH😂😂 one of my favs tooooo
Actually they pretended to be lesbians so that Rose wouldn't get fired from her job.
Frank P yep I know..... but Rose did threaten to stay at home and tell St. Olaf stories. 🤓
That death stare Dorothy gave as she said that line was hilarious. Sophia got the point lol.
Yes I love that one
She is the entire reason I binge watch the entire series. She is my spirit animal. I mean how do you not love a woman who can sling an insult with such bitterness?
The Golden Girls was one of my fave '90s sitcom...Dorothy has the most serious one-liners but the most savage.
Actually the golden girls aired from Sept 1985 - May 1992
@@bigitalia6863 yeah, I was only able to watch the sitcom sometime in 1991...that's just it.
Norman Lear had said "she can say so much, with just a raise of an eyebrow.."
Will never be another show like that again
I remember one episode she said to stan, "i could vomit just looking at you" lol. One of my favorite lines.
4:05 "I call him Scotty" *dorothy pops the balloon*
"now you can call him garbage." *smug look*
Rose looks like she’s going to cry after Dorothy pops her balloon
God. That penicillin for dessert burn was genius.
Absolutely Fabulous!!!
R.I.P. Bea Arthur!!!
The Golden Girls had the best writers. This show is a legend!! 💕
Not really Dorothy being savage but one of my favorite moments (discussing Nurse "Angel of Death" Defarge)
Blanche: At 2:00 am, I was entertaining a gentleman caller... when she opened the door at the MOST inopportune time. I could have lost my balance and chipped a tooth!
Rose: You think THAT's bad, she walked in on me while I was re-enacting the gang plank scene from Peter Pan!!
Dorothy: ... WHAT THE HELL GOES *ON* AT NIGHT IN THIS HOUSE?! 😂😂
Right!?!
😂😂😂 I remember this episode too
"What kind of protection?"
"Two armed Pinkerton Guards"
MY CHEST
"He's a funny man. Does he still make you laugh like he used to? No, but then again I haven't seen him naked lately" 😂😂😂😂😂
Loved #15 & #4. One of my faves: Rose is surprised that Baked Alaska made locally. Dorothy states "Mars bars are made right here on Earth." Im dying. Thanks for the vid!
Just the look on her face before she speaks is priceless.
Dorothy is the 👑
Shes a crown?
Thrak The Carrier Of The Moonlight she's the queen
Daliah Crumpé She’s the empress
And this is why Wade Wilson calls his katana 'Bea'.
I never get tired of this show.
It makes me laugh every time. ❤️
I love when Dorothy laughs and does the little shoulder shimmy thing 😂
Only 24? Must’ve only taken you a few minutes to pick the lines. She was savage in literally almost every episode. Loved it.
The collection of comedic talent on this show was incredible.
I love the one where she asks Rose if she's ever given a eulogy and Rose says, "At a funeral?" and Dorothy says, "No, Rose, at a pie-eating contest." Kills me every time! I also love the one where Dorothy and Blanche come in the kitchen with Dorothy obviously carrying a box of pizza and after Blanche says they've brought dinner, Rose asks, "What'd you get?" The look on Dorothy's face as she holds the box out and says, "A bucket of chicken. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy," makes me lose it every time.
6:44 Golden Palace was doomed without Dorothy's wit and timing but glad she made an appearance on that show
Bea Arthur: the queen of sarcasm.
“ I work in the public school system it’s not that different “ I lost it
How did you guys miss: “I’ll ask her the next time I visit her at the HOME” lol 😂
“Go hug a landmine” kills me! I’ve actually used it in real life!
God this list could be endless, a few missing gems
" Now listen up you withered old Sicilian Monkey"
" Its true....possum is brain food"
"Want the pot again Rose?"
"Yes Rose...hes a lizard"
" remind me when I feel better to kick the crap out of her"
Random woman: where's the tramp who's sleeping with my husband 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
Dorothy: Blanche company!!
@@pattonramming1988 The line was, who's the tramp that's ruining my Gerald's life? This was in Season 7 and it was Episode 6. It was titled "Mother Load"
Attaca's a mens prison!
I know, I was there a year before they noticed. Gold.
#1 is a synopsis of my thoughts to 95% of people on earth.
HeyMyLifeIsLibby it’s true
My favorite Golden Girl!!!!!!!
Mine Too .... Slowly Becoming Her .... No Regrets 🤣🤣🤣
"Go hug a landmine"😂😂😂 oh my god dorthy
Used to live this tv show as a kid. Now I appreciate more of it. Greater again!
“Dump him, Rose. He’s driftwood,” from S1:E22, Job Hunting is one of my favorite GG lines of all time. Bea Arthur’s delivery of that line & the look on her face always crack me up.
All of these actresses are legends. ❤️
Golden girls will never not be a classic! Love it!
Stan: Where am I suppose to sleep?"
Dorothy: On the floor like any Dog".🤣🤣
“ a slut and a moron”. …… “ must be decaf”. Excellent line.
I love her so much. Rest In Peace, beautiful Bea - My girl. ❤️
Just remember the Golden Girls Rule: If one says something Rose would have said a person has the right to respond the way Dorothy would have responded. 😁
I loved that show so much. That Dorothy cracked me up all the time.
" I don't care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day"....😎😎😎💯💣Savage!!!
She's my very favourite golden girl 💙😁😊I relate to her and Sophia's mother daughter relationship so much the banter they have the back en forth it's basically the same as my own mother and me 😂💯
Mine too.
Truth 🙌🏻💯☺️
So awesome to see that you and your momma have the same banter as Sofia and Dorothy.....my mom and I have the same relationship and there are friends of mine who just can’t believe that my mom and I can talk to each other that “way”.....and my mom and I are like “what way”.....it’s normal for us 😁🤣
Stephanie L same totally the same 🙌🏻🤣 especially about how some people don't get it they say to how can you talk to your mom like that and I'm like .....🙄😅 umm where do you think I got it from ? . that's how we always speak to each other and she gives as good as she gets 😅 my cousin called us Sofia and Dorothy one time and I asked her what she meant ? And that's the story of how I first discovered golden girls true story 🙌🏻
Oh shit man THANKS! I really needed that!!
I watch them every night. Love this show so much.
One of the greatest shows of all time. Gets better with age!!!
Dorothy is my spirit animal.
"Blanche, the parking lot doesn't count."
Dorothy was always shady af and I live for it.
"really Rose, I always thought Churchill said that at Yalta" "Isn't that how Mrs Simpson met the Duke of Windsor?"
Blanche: Everyone says what a giving person I’am.. Dorothy: She meant standing up..🤣🤣🤣
"CONDOMS ROSE CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS!!!"
Dorothy Zbornak is the definition of Savage Queen Of Sass. She might have ONLY one rival of the same caliber in Lady Olenna from GoT.
"I'll punch your lights out Haha"
" On the floor, like any dog". That kills me.😂
Thank you for being a friend, Dorothy Zbornak. I loved it when you guest starred on Malcolm In the Middle as Dewey's babysitter. The interaction between you two was memorable and priceless :)