24 Of Dorothy Zbornak's Best One Liners

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  • @inkheart151
    @inkheart151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1962

    “But I warn you, I did time at Attica”
    “Attica’s a men’s prison...”
    “I know. I was there a year before they found out.”

    • @alicewilloughby4318
      @alicewilloughby4318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      "How did you ever pull that off?!"
      "I work in the public school system. It's not that different."

    • @milagrosgranados1316
      @milagrosgranados1316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      😂

    • @pattonramming1988
      @pattonramming1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@alicewilloughby4318 convicted felons behave better than today's school children

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@pattonramming1988 truuuuu

    • @adamjustadam
      @adamjustadam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Murderers behave better than elementary school students 😂

  • @anthonyinteresting4736
    @anthonyinteresting4736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2575

    "I don't care if you have a PULSE, much less a nice day." So relatable.

  • @babelove45
    @babelove45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    "I won't stand for this!"
    Dorothy: "but I bet you'll lay down for it" savage 😂💀

    • @OctoberLibra1
      @OctoberLibra1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMAO....He let Blanche have it.....

    • @lasercatsproductions
      @lasercatsproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well that was just plain rude.

    • @rachaelsmith625
      @rachaelsmith625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lasercatsproductions Some people just don't know when to quit

    • @carrie_heart
      @carrie_heart 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      You could tell that line tickled Bea lmao the way she laughed 😂😂😂

  • @BookLover1939
    @BookLover1939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    Rose: Can I ask a dumb question? Dorothy: Better than anyone I know! Best line ever!

    • @pattonramming1988
      @pattonramming1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Won't stop you if I say no

    • @nodualidad.patrihernandez4008
      @nodualidad.patrihernandez4008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes!

    • @ladyfire44
      @ladyfire44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dorothy: Rose you work in Grief Counseling. What do you expect, Comedians?

    • @blasen_schlampe1108
      @blasen_schlampe1108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My grandma would’ve been perfect if they ever needed a fifth golden girl. She had the same sass and sarcasm which we all inherited. So imagine a family reunion of snarky one liners

  • @littlebigb5370
    @littlebigb5370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    "I don't care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day"
    On behalf of all service employees: thank you, you beautiful, sassy, old lady you.

  • @Alsira98
    @Alsira98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1649

    Honestly, this show proves that old is gold.

    • @cgreen399
      @cgreen399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Shows that it was well written when it’s still funny 30+ years later. One of my favorites!😂

    • @desertrose1226
      @desertrose1226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@grimreaper2606 she was gorgeous.. although to be honest so was Bea (Dorothy) she just wore weird clothes.

    • @goodbadbill
      @goodbadbill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And that women can be funny

    • @vrtexmoon5126
      @vrtexmoon5126 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Women are not funny, they are adorable

    • @rippingtons60
      @rippingtons60 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dorothy: "Then how come I'm not rich?"

  • @tarigniadraconix7175
    @tarigniadraconix7175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1484

    when I grow old I aspire to be this goddess of a woman

    • @Danidiva21
      @Danidiva21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tarignia Draconix Same

    • @winnifredforbes8712
      @winnifredforbes8712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tarignia Draconix I'm working on it!

    • @zacherydelafuerte6946
      @zacherydelafuerte6946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But I also want to be Sophia though 😂😂😂

    • @dollydagger4306
      @dollydagger4306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm half her age, and I'm already there. Tho SHE is the Goddess.

    • @suzycreamcheesez4371
      @suzycreamcheesez4371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why do you think she's old?

  • @mjstory1976
    @mjstory1976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2651

    I don't remember an episode where Dorothy wasn't savage

    • @elHEARTBREAKER
      @elHEARTBREAKER 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Such episode doesn't exist. Her ruthlessness was epic and non stop and it was only surpassed by Sophia's 😂🙌

    • @Inuyasha4838
      @Inuyasha4838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      You know what they say Like Mother Like Daughter

    • @davidurban6813
      @davidurban6813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Do I ever wish I could fire off one liners like that and make the recipient feel like 2¢ waiting for change. LOL

    • @madamefluffy4788
      @madamefluffy4788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Next to Sophia, Dorothy had the best snarky comebacks.

    • @preciouscooperwood8334
      @preciouscooperwood8334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol, I know right.

  • @mortricia_heller7713
    @mortricia_heller7713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    “It says here on my Ha-Ha birthday list that Bobby is 7, Jeanie is 9, and Dorothy is- -“
    “I’LL PUNCH YOUR HEART OUT, HA-HA!!”
    Never gets old.😂

    • @JJ-wk5wy
      @JJ-wk5wy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Omfg that episode was hilarious. They all were.

    • @ExtoPlasmOfficial
      @ExtoPlasmOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Morticia_Heller “Dorothy’s the oldest!” :oD

    • @isaacwood4763
      @isaacwood4763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well when your an old lady who likes to be asked there age am I right ?

    • @tomservo56954
      @tomservo56954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Get BENT, Ha-Ha!"

    • @evanrichardson4744
      @evanrichardson4744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What episode is that

  • @JasmineSurrealVideos
    @JasmineSurrealVideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Dorothy was savage and caustic, but what made it watchable and her likable was that under all the tough guy stuff she actually cares about and stood up for her friends, which isn't such a common quality. That and her fabulous facial expressions and also she's a good looking, unusual woman, kinda mannish but very attractive at the same time. I don't ever think I've seen anyone like her on TV ever. She's in that category of unique performers like Buster Keaton, Jerry Lewis, etc.

    • @eternalflame7176
      @eternalflame7176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My vocabliary is like 8 bazillion notches lower

    • @wishiwasnotthisintroverted
      @wishiwasnotthisintroverted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow welllll said!!!! You said it absolutely well!!!!!!

    • @Beth_Amphetamine
      @Beth_Amphetamine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

    • @desertrose1226
      @desertrose1226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She reminds me of Lauren Bacall somehow, not so much in look but in attitude and a similar voice.

    • @Moyaiville_Productions
      @Moyaiville_Productions ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@desertrose1226 It's funny how Sophia said that in Season 7 but said it as a joke when saying Dorothy looked like a young bacall 😂

  • @ericruiz1036
    @ericruiz1036 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1361

    God put Bea Arthur on this earth to play this role.

    • @williamfisher74
      @williamfisher74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      and Maude

    • @adamjustadam
      @adamjustadam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Even 11 years after she died she’ll live on forever on our TV screens. Love her ❤️

    • @tonedeaftalent
      @tonedeaftalent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The script, in describing what they are looking for, described Dorothy as “a bea aurthur type.” She is the role.

    • @MrBlackboy21ful
      @MrBlackboy21ful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crazy enough, Rose and Blanche were going to be different actresses.

    • @moimeme6533
      @moimeme6533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrBlackboy21ful actually they were originally cast for each other's role

  • @Zumcho
    @Zumcho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Dorothy's character was so much more than the writing. Bea delivered it impeccably. By far my favorite golden girl!

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      it couldn't have been anyone other than bea arthur. she's amazing.

    • @ArohaStill
      @ArohaStill ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Her acting ability is second to no one. Her ability to use her face alone to completely deliver every emotion and feeling is so rare. She was an absolute gem! I cannot separate Sophia & Dorothy in my heart and mind. Both my favs.

  • @Lightsaber-
    @Lightsaber- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    "Durk's nearly 5 years younger than I am."
    "In what Blanche? Dog years?" haha xD

  • @madmuziq
    @madmuziq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    "Then where am I supposed to sleep?!"
    "On the floor like any dog!" 🐶🐶😂😂😂💀💀

    • @scooterdover2771
      @scooterdover2771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I like the later part of that when Stan threatens to pull out the big guns, and her response to the "big guns".

    • @mr.d.572
      @mr.d.572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👎

    • @MyoclonicJerkCough
      @MyoclonicJerkCough 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "You're wasting your time Stan, I'm familiar with the 'big gun'" lol

    • @Jokie155
      @Jokie155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Am I mishearing because of where the clip cuts off, or does he swear right after that?

    • @letaviabryant8599
      @letaviabryant8599 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @_jakester_0444
    @_jakester_0444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    BeaArthur was truly a gift to us mortals

    • @flav2689
      @flav2689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jake Draws and Sketches Indeed she was. Miss her dearly.

    • @jasonwulff8341
      @jasonwulff8341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She was a bad ass too. She volunteered in one of the world war's

    • @natesmith5493
      @natesmith5493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Cant believe she was a marine

    • @sherryduggar8821
      @sherryduggar8821 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@natesmith5493 I can.

  • @Izzyduude
    @Izzyduude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1556

    You missed the best one! Rose: where are you going Dorothy? Dorothy leaving the house out the back door. Dorothy: to get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way!

    • @sergiogalindo3024
      @sergiogalindo3024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      #2
      Rose: "Why does she need a kidney?"
      Dorothy: "To feed the cat! Rose"

    • @estheresch3989
      @estheresch3989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      3. Rose: can I asked a dumb question? Dorothy: better than anyone else!

    • @soniarena5250
      @soniarena5250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Esther Esch yea, that was a good one!!

    • @kdohertygizbur
      @kdohertygizbur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Her 2 best ones
      Blanche: honey I've been stretching this body for years
      Dorothy: sticking your feet out of the sunroof of a Chrysler New Yorker doesn't count
      Dorothy: legwarmers ?
      Clerk: you need something to keep your thighs warm, what are you using now
      Dorothy: Friction, that's why we're here
      One more
      Rose: things we said on our way from a restaurant..th
      Dorothy: THE TWO OF YOU SHARED...WE GET IT !!!!
      One More
      Sophia: Dorothy look, Vincenzos new work crew
      Dorothy: Looks like the road company of Cocoon

    • @maxxh5331
      @maxxh5331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *I'll decide in the car.

  • @elizak6421
    @elizak6421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    My fave one of all time: “Stan used to give me tulips after a fight. Towards the end, our living room looked like Easter in Rotterdam.”

  • @rhondatraywick7307
    @rhondatraywick7307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Her shutting the door in Stan's face is priceless! Bea was just fabulous!

  • @777coffeelover
    @777coffeelover 6 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    My favorite line: Go hug a landmine..

    • @crystaljones5516
      @crystaljones5516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There very comfortable

    • @pattonramming1988
      @pattonramming1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@crystaljones5516 you certainly feel your muscles loosen

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pattonramming1988 omg lol

  • @blugreen123
    @blugreen123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    "My feet have wings, barf bag," and "Stanley, you are truly one chromosome away from being a potato," are two of the best!

  • @Cruzan9
    @Cruzan9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    "Two armed Pinkerton guards." and "Go hug a landmine." I thought those were priceless.

    • @missmaomi28
      @missmaomi28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And don’t forget “In what Blanche, Dog years? 🤣

    • @williethomas5116
      @williethomas5116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stan
      Where am I supposed to sleep
      Dorothy
      On the floor like any dog!!

    • @williethomas5116
      @williethomas5116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blanche
      I don't have tell you I've got more endurance than you
      Dorothy
      We're not dancing on our backs!!

  • @mnirwin5112
    @mnirwin5112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "I don't care if you have a PULSE, much less a nice day." OMG ... I work in retail ... I really must remember that one!

    • @donnawoodford4127
      @donnawoodford4127 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That would be a good comeback to all the customers who treat you like garbage.

  • @melbell0865
    @melbell0865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    As a child, you wanted these women to be your grandmother: as an adult woman, you wanted them as your mother: and as an older woman, you’d aspire to *be* these women. The Golden Girls: a true icon towards every generation known to humankind.

  • @Holly5794
    @Holly5794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    One of my favorites is when Dorothy says to her mother "get back here you deceitful little Sicilian gecko"

  • @jacquelinedimattia774
    @jacquelinedimattia774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    "Go hug a landmine!"..
    Lol 🤣

  • @NicoleHRRCP
    @NicoleHRRCP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    CONDOMS ROSE, CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS!!!

  • @karlheinzegger4534
    @karlheinzegger4534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    They could not have found four other actresses to portray these characters any better. Timeless great.

  • @LadyCoyKoi
    @LadyCoyKoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "I worked in the public school system... it's not that different from this."
    OMG! My sides! XD Not only is she savage, but she throws enough truth bombs to flatten the world.

  • @Your.Uncle.AngMoh
    @Your.Uncle.AngMoh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Dorothy didn’t have to say anything; the look was enough.

  • @uknownfool1731
    @uknownfool1731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    Blanche the parking lot doesn't count . 😭😭😭😭

    • @Danidiva21
      @Danidiva21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Uknown Fool lol

  • @PatricksCrazyPlace
    @PatricksCrazyPlace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Not everything Jeremy"
    That was probably Dorothy's most subtle and savage burn.

    • @moimeme6533
      @moimeme6533 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      one of the best moments ever on that show

    • @williethomas5116
      @williethomas5116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hated that vile abusive dirtbag. Becky was too good for him.

    • @desertrose1226
      @desertrose1226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hated Jeremy what a shitbag.

    • @reuellucas7187
      @reuellucas7187 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn’t get it

    • @Furienna
      @Furienna 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@reuellucas7187 Dorothy implied that Jeremy was the bigger ***hole.

  • @vickip750
    @vickip750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Where am I supposed to sleep, Dorothy?"
    "On the floor like any dog".
    Ooh, laughing and burns!

  • @kakilino
    @kakilino 6 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    "now you can call him garbage" :-D

    • @kakilino
      @kakilino 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      :-D @Elissa Rose Holmes

    • @nihal.k2411
      @nihal.k2411 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Elissa Rose Holmes slayed😂😂😂

  • @paullatimer1639
    @paullatimer1639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    "I don't care if you have a pulse much less a nice day" lol.

    • @rasheedahkeshwah3195
      @rasheedahkeshwah3195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What episode is dat from??

    • @jacolagreene9870
      @jacolagreene9870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rasheedahkeshwah3195 my same question?! I have seen all episodes of golden girls several times and have never seen that one!

    • @Kindred04
      @Kindred04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rasheedahkeshwah3195 and @jacola greene - That was actually from an episode of The Golden Palace, the very short lived spinoff of The Golden Girls. Bea Arthur guest starred in a 2 part episode, and in this clip she was helping the other ladies by waiting on dining customers at their hotel because they were short staffed. The name of the episode is "Seems Like Old Times."

    • @rasheedahkeshwah3195
      @rasheedahkeshwah3195 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kindred04 thanks

    • @adamjustadam
      @adamjustadam 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish I could’ve told people off with this line. It’s amazing!

  • @jarednil69
    @jarednil69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "I don't care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day!"
    Boy, I wish I could say that to some people!

  • @FarocheCouture
    @FarocheCouture 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The pause and the look on Bea's face just before she delivers the line at 3:29 is just comedy perfection.

    • @missmaomi28
      @missmaomi28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My favorite part “in what Blanche, dog years?” 🤣

    • @S117M4sterChief
      @S117M4sterChief 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And her facial expression doesn’t even shift. Grade-A acting!

    • @FarocheCouture
      @FarocheCouture 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@S117M4sterChief Agreed.. She was hilarious!

  • @lovingmemories8902
    @lovingmemories8902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I’m LITERALLY wiping tears from my face...this show was so well written, casted and directed. Dorothy is my FAVORITE lol

  • @alinadeem1696
    @alinadeem1696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    "Not everything, Jeremy." So much savage in so few syllables.

    • @DefSquadFan
      @DefSquadFan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ali Nadeem I didn't get the joke.

    • @alinadeem1696
      @alinadeem1696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@DefSquadFan When he said that she's a bigger "everything" (fat joke), Dorothy basically said that Jeremy is the bigger piece of shit in the room which, if you've seen the episode, would be an understatement.

    • @Fatima502
      @Fatima502 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@alinadeem1696 I agree 100% and I can think of single word to replace "piece of shit", one which gynecologists know well.

    • @tiatrips
      @tiatrips 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't even think it was that serious. Bigger ass, asshole, jerk, whatever, could have fit in there just as well.

    • @Isaiah558thru11
      @Isaiah558thru11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My favorite line... just perfect timing and delivery!

  • @JamesBabyyyy
    @JamesBabyyyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    But I bet you lay down for it I'm crying

    • @FEARSWTOR
      @FEARSWTOR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well that was just plain RUDE.

    • @scooterdover2771
      @scooterdover2771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@FEARSWTOR Some people just don't know when to quit.

    • @melindadendunnen9713
      @melindadendunnen9713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Take it Dorothy!

  • @ellierfromthebronx4531
    @ellierfromthebronx4531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    "Condoms Rose, condoms condoms!"
    And I loved Pat McCormack's response:
    "Take it easy lady, you just get out of prison or something?"

  • @alexcintas8792
    @alexcintas8792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "you've misjudged me" lol

  • @desireoxurus4208
    @desireoxurus4208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Blanche : "I will not stand for it."
    Dorothy : " But I bet you will lay down for it."

  • @anykoaniko426
    @anykoaniko426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Dorothy is a the most savage on the show next to sophia ofc

  • @ShinigamiAleksi
    @ShinigamiAleksi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "My rear tires have less pressure!"
    My fave line will always be when Blanche talked about living in the South and being a Southern belle and she mentioned she met a boyfriend in Atlanta and Dorothy replied, "Atlanta? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that where the CDC is?"

    • @jessicalillianweinberg4401
      @jessicalillianweinberg4401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think she was talking about receiving multiple "gentleman callers" like an old-fashioned Southern belle.

  • @enamorarteboutique2297
    @enamorarteboutique2297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Blanche: By the way, did you girls know that the size of a man's ears is directly proportionate to the size of his other... bodily organs?
    Rose : What do you mean?
    Dorothy: He had a big, floppy pancreas, Rose. (My all time fave)

  • @stephaniel9545
    @stephaniel9545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    One of my favorite lines that was not on this segment is when Dorothy and Blanche are on Rose’s Morning Talk Show and it was about Lesbians. So Dorothy and Blanche pretended to be lovers so Rose wouldn’t tell St. Olaf stories. Anyway it was the Q & A part of the morning show and Sofia was an audience member. She had asked Dorothy how does her mother feel about her being Lesbian and Dorothy said she would ask her at “The Home”......priceless 🤣😀

    • @kaitradeback8423
      @kaitradeback8423 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      AHHHH😂😂 one of my favs tooooo

    • @bigw8549
      @bigw8549 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Actually they pretended to be lesbians so that Rose wouldn't get fired from her job.

    • @stephaniel9545
      @stephaniel9545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Frank P yep I know..... but Rose did threaten to stay at home and tell St. Olaf stories. 🤓

    • @jocelynmcelroy3034
      @jocelynmcelroy3034 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That death stare Dorothy gave as she said that line was hilarious. Sophia got the point lol.

    • @shawnthompson5347
      @shawnthompson5347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes I love that one

  • @TheElementsAreWithMe
    @TheElementsAreWithMe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    She is the entire reason I binge watch the entire series. She is my spirit animal. I mean how do you not love a woman who can sling an insult with such bitterness?

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    The Golden Girls was one of my fave '90s sitcom...Dorothy has the most serious one-liners but the most savage.

    • @bigitalia6863
      @bigitalia6863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually the golden girls aired from Sept 1985 - May 1992

    • @kirbymarchbarcena
      @kirbymarchbarcena 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bigitalia6863 yeah, I was only able to watch the sitcom sometime in 1991...that's just it.

  • @dollydagger4306
    @dollydagger4306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Norman Lear had said "she can say so much, with just a raise of an eyebrow.."

  • @traderoex1
    @traderoex1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Will never be another show like that again

  • @sherryluce5780
    @sherryluce5780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I remember one episode she said to stan, "i could vomit just looking at you" lol. One of my favorite lines.

  • @jiwoon2686
    @jiwoon2686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    4:05 "I call him Scotty" *dorothy pops the balloon*
    "now you can call him garbage." *smug look*

    • @bloodyrose1985
      @bloodyrose1985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rose looks like she’s going to cry after Dorothy pops her balloon

  • @FaeQueenCory
    @FaeQueenCory 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    God. That penicillin for dessert burn was genius.

  • @andysbg77
    @andysbg77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Absolutely Fabulous!!!
    R.I.P. Bea Arthur!!!

  • @kristinadaubney2068
    @kristinadaubney2068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The Golden Girls had the best writers. This show is a legend!! 💕

  • @MyoclonicJerkCough
    @MyoclonicJerkCough 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Not really Dorothy being savage but one of my favorite moments (discussing Nurse "Angel of Death" Defarge)
    Blanche: At 2:00 am, I was entertaining a gentleman caller... when she opened the door at the MOST inopportune time. I could have lost my balance and chipped a tooth!
    Rose: You think THAT's bad, she walked in on me while I was re-enacting the gang plank scene from Peter Pan!!
    Dorothy: ... WHAT THE HELL GOES *ON* AT NIGHT IN THIS HOUSE?! 😂😂

    • @delilahbelle2125
      @delilahbelle2125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right!?!

    • @AthenaKama
      @AthenaKama ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂 I remember this episode too

  • @KingDuckGuy
    @KingDuckGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "What kind of protection?"
    "Two armed Pinkerton Guards"
    MY CHEST

  • @jaygarcia8508
    @jaygarcia8508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "He's a funny man. Does he still make you laugh like he used to? No, but then again I haven't seen him naked lately" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @germandimplez
    @germandimplez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Loved #15 & #4. One of my faves: Rose is surprised that Baked Alaska made locally. Dorothy states "Mars bars are made right here on Earth." Im dying. Thanks for the vid!

  • @azcrum
    @azcrum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Just the look on her face before she speaks is priceless.

  • @daliahcrumpe669
    @daliahcrumpe669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Dorothy is the 👑

    • @draw2death421
      @draw2death421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shes a crown?

    • @daliahcrumpe669
      @daliahcrumpe669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thrak The Carrier Of The Moonlight she's the queen

    • @alyssaupshaw4985
      @alyssaupshaw4985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daliah Crumpé She’s the empress

  • @rachelfox8108
    @rachelfox8108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    And this is why Wade Wilson calls his katana 'Bea'.

  • @Brigid-Silverstone13
    @Brigid-Silverstone13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I never get tired of this show.
    It makes me laugh every time. ❤️

  • @RM-nz9ny
    @RM-nz9ny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love when Dorothy laughs and does the little shoulder shimmy thing 😂

  • @ferryn6877
    @ferryn6877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Only 24? Must’ve only taken you a few minutes to pick the lines. She was savage in literally almost every episode. Loved it.

  • @mitch4527
    @mitch4527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The collection of comedic talent on this show was incredible.

  • @DarlingNikki2
    @DarlingNikki2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love the one where she asks Rose if she's ever given a eulogy and Rose says, "At a funeral?" and Dorothy says, "No, Rose, at a pie-eating contest." Kills me every time! I also love the one where Dorothy and Blanche come in the kitchen with Dorothy obviously carrying a box of pizza and after Blanche says they've brought dinner, Rose asks, "What'd you get?" The look on Dorothy's face as she holds the box out and says, "A bucket of chicken. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy," makes me lose it every time.

  • @drewski1535
    @drewski1535 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    6:44 Golden Palace was doomed without Dorothy's wit and timing but glad she made an appearance on that show

  • @alextepe4309
    @alextepe4309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Bea Arthur: the queen of sarcasm.

  • @tailsntrails
    @tailsntrails 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “ I work in the public school system it’s not that different “ I lost it

  • @christopherfraley9923
    @christopherfraley9923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    How did you guys miss: “I’ll ask her the next time I visit her at the HOME” lol 😂

  • @VincePurcell
    @VincePurcell หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Go hug a landmine” kills me! I’ve actually used it in real life!

  • @williamskelton325
    @williamskelton325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    God this list could be endless, a few missing gems
    " Now listen up you withered old Sicilian Monkey"
    " Its true....possum is brain food"
    "Want the pot again Rose?"
    "Yes Rose...hes a lizard"
    " remind me when I feel better to kick the crap out of her"

    • @pattonramming1988
      @pattonramming1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Random woman: where's the tramp who's sleeping with my husband 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
      Dorothy: Blanche company!!

    • @Moyaiville_Productions
      @Moyaiville_Productions ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@pattonramming1988 The line was, who's the tramp that's ruining my Gerald's life? This was in Season 7 and it was Episode 6. It was titled "Mother Load"

  • @jackieacheson4928
    @jackieacheson4928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Attaca's a mens prison!
    I know, I was there a year before they noticed. Gold.

  • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
    @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    #1 is a synopsis of my thoughts to 95% of people on earth.

    • @Danidiva21
      @Danidiva21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HeyMyLifeIsLibby it’s true

  • @YourGamingHighness
    @YourGamingHighness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    My favorite Golden Girl!!!!!!!

    • @82sarahg
      @82sarahg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mine Too .... Slowly Becoming Her .... No Regrets 🤣🤣🤣

  • @galaxygurl100williams5
    @galaxygurl100williams5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Go hug a landmine"😂😂😂 oh my god dorthy

  • @dapdne4916
    @dapdne4916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Used to live this tv show as a kid. Now I appreciate more of it. Greater again!

  • @haranguemeringue8957
    @haranguemeringue8957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Dump him, Rose. He’s driftwood,” from S1:E22, Job Hunting is one of my favorite GG lines of all time. Bea Arthur’s delivery of that line & the look on her face always crack me up.
    All of these actresses are legends. ❤️

  • @AndrewB..
    @AndrewB.. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Golden girls will never not be a classic! Love it!

  • @Oceanusnovas-um2zf
    @Oceanusnovas-um2zf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Stan: Where am I suppose to sleep?"
    Dorothy: On the floor like any Dog".🤣🤣

  • @stevielambert8262
    @stevielambert8262 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “ a slut and a moron”. …… “ must be decaf”. Excellent line.

  • @bellasaward8330
    @bellasaward8330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love her so much. Rest In Peace, beautiful Bea - My girl. ❤️

  • @bigk8210
    @bigk8210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Just remember the Golden Girls Rule: If one says something Rose would have said a person has the right to respond the way Dorothy would have responded. 😁

  • @MsCocopuffy
    @MsCocopuffy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I loved that show so much. That Dorothy cracked me up all the time.

  • @mikkot.4758
    @mikkot.4758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    " I don't care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day"....😎😎😎💯💣Savage!!!

  • @frosch6532
    @frosch6532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    She's my very favourite golden girl 💙😁😊I relate to her and Sophia's mother daughter relationship so much the banter they have the back en forth it's basically the same as my own mother and me 😂💯

    • @amyholley4331
      @amyholley4331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine too.

    • @frosch6532
      @frosch6532 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Truth 🙌🏻💯☺️

    • @stephaniel9545
      @stephaniel9545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So awesome to see that you and your momma have the same banter as Sofia and Dorothy.....my mom and I have the same relationship and there are friends of mine who just can’t believe that my mom and I can talk to each other that “way”.....and my mom and I are like “what way”.....it’s normal for us 😁🤣

    • @frosch6532
      @frosch6532 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stephanie L same totally the same 🙌🏻🤣 especially about how some people don't get it they say to how can you talk to your mom like that and I'm like .....🙄😅 umm where do you think I got it from ? . that's how we always speak to each other and she gives as good as she gets 😅 my cousin called us Sofia and Dorothy one time and I asked her what she meant ? And that's the story of how I first discovered golden girls true story 🙌🏻

  • @josephspano8145
    @josephspano8145 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oh shit man THANKS! I really needed that!!

  • @psw4763
    @psw4763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I watch them every night. Love this show so much.

  • @atrain84
    @atrain84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One of the greatest shows of all time. Gets better with age!!!

  • @dollydagger4306
    @dollydagger4306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dorothy is my spirit animal.
    "Blanche, the parking lot doesn't count."

  • @ajromero3692
    @ajromero3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dorothy was always shady af and I live for it.

  • @bearnurse1
    @bearnurse1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "really Rose, I always thought Churchill said that at Yalta" "Isn't that how Mrs Simpson met the Duke of Windsor?"

  • @theopp424
    @theopp424 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Blanche: Everyone says what a giving person I’am.. Dorothy: She meant standing up..🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jon92254
    @Jon92254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "CONDOMS ROSE CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS!!!"

  • @victoriamartines5030
    @victoriamartines5030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dorothy Zbornak is the definition of Savage Queen Of Sass. She might have ONLY one rival of the same caliber in Lady Olenna from GoT.

  • @michellegreen5717
    @michellegreen5717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I'll punch your lights out Haha"

  • @Tar-Isilme
    @Tar-Isilme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    " On the floor, like any dog". That kills me.😂

  • @chriswinkler284
    @chriswinkler284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you for being a friend, Dorothy Zbornak. I loved it when you guest starred on Malcolm In the Middle as Dewey's babysitter. The interaction between you two was memorable and priceless :)