"I was watching the movie and I never really knew what was going on" that line is so funny cos I like to imagine that's him watching every movie but he lets his guard down and says it out loud
"So much of what people do nowadays is on computers" Just another example of the kind of insightful, poetic reporting done on this program. They're holding up a mirror to society.
This is a show I REALLY wish I could recommend to friends but the amount of content to wade through to really appreciate it makes that very difficult, lol, I just have to hope they stumble upon it and decide to watch it themselves. Definitely a niche, but my kind of character/absurdity based comedy.
@@2live4u95 It may not be a glorious existence, but it is our existence, friend. I think we can all agree that we all miss Tom Cruise and wish him well.
I think what Tim was going for was that you cast a funny actor like Mr. Murray as Osama Bin Laden because Osama is a person who deserves mockery. You should want to laugh at Osama when you see him on screen. Sort of weird how a liberal pansy like Greg is against the idea of mocking Osama huh? Wonder what that's about? Maybe someone is being paid off by Soros and Rosetti...
"When a squirrel starts talking you generally know it's an animated picture." That line deserves a few bags of popcorn with all that flavor powder crap you can put on it, a soda, a box of Mike and Ike and nachos with extra jalapenos
came to the comments to look for anyone pointing out this line. Very good film expertice from Gregg, call it Gregg's law. When a squirrel starts talking, you generally know its an animated picture.
Nah, I think there's enough context here 🤣 that's the absurd humor of Tim, it's a less edgy version of Andy Kaufman, I find it totally irresistible him and Gregg are oftentimes parodying several different kinds of ideas at once, it's a lot more thoughtful than it might appeal 😉
Look up "On Cinema at the Cinema" season 1 on yt. The universe they create (its a lot more than just a single series, they make skits, documentaries etc) is fucking insane and hilarious and there isnt really any other entertainment like it. chronologically everything up to like season 11 is on yt
@@chocomilkfps1264 yeah i was actually making a joke about how off topic and out of context the show is anyways, but now that i read my comment, i can see that didn't really do a good job of conveying that, haha.
@@hihowareyou6629 no worries lol i was 50/50 on if thats what you meant, but i didnt want to risk someone not knowing where to watch if they were new haha
@@narnbrez Yes I know. I'm just summarizing it for newcomers. The character development is stagnant/regressive, not unlike Seinfeld. Funny plot, terrible characters. The background characters aren't much better either, also not unlike Seinfeld.
Perfect cut up however, I still can’t figure out how to explain this to my peers especially ones that don’t really get into any kind of deep off chart comedy or drama or anything, I think it takes a certain like brain or something to think this is funny, but this is absolutely perfect
“When a squirrel starts talking you generally know it’s an animated picture.”
“Right.”
Right up there with
“There’s more important things than movies”
“Like taking care of your son”
“No.”
“Not living in a storage facility anymore, rebuilding my life from the ground up.” One of my favorite On Cinema quotes.
I lost it with Gregg agreeing with himself about SpongeBob, nodding in approval of his own words.
"What can you say about SpongeBob? He's a national institution."
"I was watching the movie and I never really knew what was going on" that line is so funny cos I like to imagine that's him watching every movie but he lets his guard down and says it out loud
3:37 "couple weeks ago i stand on the 6th street bridge, if i fuckin jumped i'm in hell" kills me
What I totally love is how none of this is out of context for me.
"So much of what people do nowadays is on computers"
Just another example of the kind of insightful, poetic reporting done on this program. They're holding up a mirror to society.
Literally doubled over in my kitchen struggling for oxygen at the thought of that line
This is a show I REALLY wish I could recommend to friends but the amount of content to wade through to really appreciate it makes that very difficult, lol, I just have to hope they stumble upon it and decide to watch it themselves. Definitely a niche, but my kind of character/absurdity based comedy.
Then you get Decker in the mix and it's insane haha.
no, take it from me, you force them through every crevice of the universe and if they really love you they come out loving on cinema😅
I started my one friend on “the trial” and they honestly thought it was real until Tim’s opening statement, after that they thought it was absurd
@@lordmortimer8055 That whole trial was just a comedic work of art.
That's why us On Cinemaheads have to live in comment sections like this!
Farewell, Tom Cruise, I miss ya son, you ain't comin' back.
the best part is that it’s just a cover of empty bottle
this is lowkey a great way to introduce ppl to the humor of on cinema.
its so hard to get anyone i know to watch but i am OBSESSED
@@2live4u95 It may not be a glorious existence, but it is our existence, friend. I think we can all agree that we all miss Tom Cruise and wish him well.
@@PM-zu3cz TCH would still be here if tim didnt hang around that QUACK dr san.
@@PM-zu3cz he aint comin back 👋🪦
@Nick West is english your second language?
Gregg is right tho. I wouldn't cast Bill Murray as Osama Bin Laden either. That was such a bad take from Tim.
No he was saying Sasha Baron Cohen has Indian features.
I think what Tim was going for was that you cast a funny actor like Mr. Murray as Osama Bin Laden because Osama is a person who deserves mockery. You should want to laugh at Osama when you see him on screen.
Sort of weird how a liberal pansy like Greg is against the idea of mocking Osama huh? Wonder what that's about? Maybe someone is being paid off by Soros and Rosetti...
“eye..driss elboww” always gets me 🤣
Hungover OCATC day long binges used to be my favorite past time.
Used to?
@@marcussullivan6689
Yeah. Haven’t watched it in a while. Maybe time to circle back.
I feel that to my core. Havent done it myself but can totally relate to wanting some slow paced, low stakes comedy while nursing a hangover
Did you feel like an empty bottle when you had an empty bottle?
“I can do an impression of him if you want”
“No”
imagine being GERM FREE
Awesome work. Perfect selection. woke up this morning to the smell of my own dead flesh on my face
"When a squirrel starts talking you generally know it's an animated picture." That line deserves a few bags of popcorn with all that flavor powder crap you can put on it, a soda, a box of Mike and Ike and nachos with extra jalapenos
came to the comments to look for anyone pointing out this line. Very good film expertice from Gregg, call it Gregg's law. When a squirrel starts talking, you generally know its an animated picture.
And maybe a pack of those little sour sugar covered straws you can buy at the concession stands.
3:33
He got that 80s/90s white collar smirk
I miss you son. You ain’t coming back- wise words
Definitely giving this one 5 bags
Pop*pop*pop*pop*... Pop.
5 bags of popcorn 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 and a drink 🥤
some real deep cuts in this one. On Cinema heads on both sides will enjoy this
Idris Elbow really fucked me up
Tims face slowly getting more fucked up is such a good bit, very reminiscent of arrested development with Tobias and his failed hair plugs
“I woke up this morning to the smell of my own dead flesh on my face”
With movies like Tom Cruise in them, you can't lose!
That opening line is straight from the balcony. Ebert used to get jazzed about a good motion picture, and do those hand gestures.
These are the best parts of the show
I was gonna watch a popcorn classic tonight, but I still need a recipe for the perfect home bucket of popcorn. Maybe if Mark got more hours....
I got a high fever. HEI indeed!
Simply beautiful.
“I think Bridget Jones can be the James Bond for women” - Gregg Turkington
I would not cast bill Murray as Osama bin laden
Mark porche : “don’t know”
Nah, I think there's enough context here 🤣 that's the absurd humor of Tim, it's a less edgy version of Andy Kaufman, I find it totally irresistible him and Gregg are oftentimes parodying several different kinds of ideas at once, it's a lot more thoughtful than it might appeal 😉
There's my tv/vcr combo at 3:04! Talk about a Chick Magnet!
I love the usage of "Webisode" by Tim
I would legit look forward to coming home from work and watching the new on cinema lol
I absolutely love this video
“I just thought it was so interesting how when I was watching the movie I never knew what was going on”
STILL GERM FREE
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 and a friend's dinner date at Carrabba's.
This is 5th dimensional Half in the Bag
This is a 5 bagger for me
I got a place in Van Nuys with like 4 or 5 other guys who I CANNOT understand, i don't know where they're from.. 😂
5 bags and a youtube like
I give this video 5 bags of popcorn!
Great work!
I feel like the green screen spill onto their faces is a bit underappreciated
Great job
these clips are out of context
righteous work here
These always let the clips play for too long
Idris elbow hahaha
3:37-3:42
Middle-class white male midlife crisis
This exist WITH context somewhere??
Look up "On Cinema at the Cinema" season 1 on yt. The universe they create (its a lot more than just a single series, they make skits, documentaries etc) is fucking insane and hilarious and there isnt really any other entertainment like it. chronologically everything up to like season 11 is on yt
@@chocomilkfps1264 yeah i was actually making a joke about how off topic and out of context the show is anyways, but now that i read my comment, i can see that didn't really do a good job of conveying that, haha.
@@hihowareyou6629 no worries lol i was 50/50 on if thats what you meant, but i didnt want to risk someone not knowing where to watch if they were new haha
A movie review show about nothing, but with tragic/funny character development. Very Seinfeld.
they basically remain the same reprobabates the whole way through
@@narnbrez
Yes I know. I'm just summarizing it for newcomers. The character development is stagnant/regressive, not unlike Seinfeld. Funny plot, terrible characters. The background characters aren't much better either, also not unlike Seinfeld.
@@neonfroot there's no character development in seinfeld
nice
On Cinema On Location would have made too much sense in this sequence.
666 views heck yes!
The context doesn't help too much
Perfect cut up however, I still can’t figure out how to explain this to my peers especially ones that don’t really get into any kind of deep off chart comedy or drama or anything,
I think it takes a certain like brain or something to think this is funny, but this is absolutely perfect
Idris Elbow. Lulllllllzzzzz
Perfect
"Hands of stone with robert de niro" is low key a fucking good joke
You know the decade of context is what makes it funny, right?
I don’t understand why you made this.
because they wanted to, read a book
SAM HYDE
“Being part of the family doesn’t mean getting raped by dad”
Missed that one lol