To his credit....it was actually a decently complex sentence but I think they realized that and knew the abyss they had to dive into for his character to get through it.
@@katpottz There were plenty of four-baggers in the earlier seasons. Nowadays every movie is great and deserving of 5 bags. Can't believe how good cinema has gotten!
I'm a total Christmas-head and this episode was like that last present under the tree. Just when you thought all of the fun there was to be had for the season was had, a pleasant surprise was hiding behind the base of the tree. You brush the dried pine needles off the top, peel back the bow and unwrap that last parcel of joy. It's not unlike that feeling you get when you see the last bit of movie come on after the credits have finished rolling. I give this episode 5 bags of popcorn and...5 little sheep that you'd probably see hanging around at the nativity scene.
Gregg describing his Christmas dream about Santa Bilbo Baggins is one of the funniest moments of the show for me so far. Tim is struggling to not bust out laughing. Starts at 2:56
Absolutely. The "Victorville Film Archive" is a garbage dump of VHS tapes shoved into storage lockers.... but, umm, I guess it technically HAS movies.... albeit in an obsolete, inferior format.
Somewhere out there, there is a man/woman who is the literal real version of Gregg who still hasn't upgraded/doesn't see the point in newer digital formats and organizes a giant VHS collection, lol.
9:16 when tim looks into the camera and says,"got that for a pretty good price." Tim puts on his flexing face to let us viewers know that this blu ray player is indeed expensive and that he has the cash flow to purchase it, then gift it to his guest (Gregg Turkington). BRILLIANT.
They're incredible. The combination of Tim getting Gregg the most terrible present coupled with Gregg being so ungrateful; and then Gregg holds up a Walmart bag. I lost it.
+spoonfuloffructose nothing more disgusting than a woman who just farts and shits all the time and only talks about that, and how great she thinks it is that she is growing old. *YUK*
Bilb, I could use a little creative consulting on a project of mine. Can you share your experience and wisdom with me? Mike Zanetti refused to work with me after I called him a talking whale as a joke, he took it to heart and didnt think it was funny.
Sometimes I like going back and watching earlier episodes of On Cinema like this, where Tim and Gregg actually got along (mostly). Really warms the heart
i love how madea does the spin. it was a winner spin movie with all the spinning and the screaming. it was such a good book adaptation with so much black spinning and larry the guy was such a funny man with the poop. i would give it a 5 baggins of pop corn because of the hobbit 2 coming out.
What a neat idea Greg had to promote Christmas, people often forget about it and what better way to remind us all, than with a tip of the hat to all the hobbit heads out there!
“And I would give it five bags of popcorn and maybe some blinders or something to stop you seeing or thinking about The Hobbit”. Gregg’s uncompromising persistence in promoting the Hobbit is the best motif of this series.
Going way back, you see that Tim was always on the cutting edge of technology: DVD, Blu-Ray, and he even catapulted the show into VR. Gregg, on the other hand... Dragging his heels the whole way.
Gregg saying 'they' should use the popularity of Bilbo Baggins and the Hobbit to advertise 'Christmas in general' made me laugh so hard I had a coughing fit
You don't understand the system. Take your ignorance elsewhere. He gave it the maximum 5 bags. You can give up to 5 bags and then you can give an extra anything. In this case the anything was extra popcorn. He didn't exceed the maximum. You are not a cinema-head
When Greg just drops the bluray player 9:26 and tims subtle reaction hahah I don't know why, but I just love Christmas episodes. This might be one of the new favourites, thanks guys!
Watching this after season 12 and the 9th Oscar Special, it’s hard to believe how far they’ve fallen. Even when this was made, they weren’t exactly buddies, but they were so much nicer to each other than they are now :(
GOOFS: At 3'41", the "Christmas tree" in the background is revealed as a CGI element when it glitches out of frame, following the attempted onscreen rendering of too many bags of popcorn.
I really love Tim's character on this. He seems so negative on all aspects of life but thats what makes it funny, because Tim is such a brilliant comedian/actor, he can even play the role of a very negative person and make it funny.
I like how this is the one time in the entire series Tim does something legitimately nice - giving Gregg a relatively expensive piece of tech and a bunch of movies so he can watch things in actual HD for once and expand he media he can consume, And Greggs response is “Does it have a VHS input?”
The moment the exchange gifts is the moment the last remnants of their friendship both as individuals and as professionals is completely shattered forever. Their egos are too big to even accept the thought of the gifts.
Next time, please give Tim a card with sentences that make sense. Also, wow, the rare five-bagger from Tim. That's crazy. Must be a great movie. I'll give it five bags of popcorn based on Tim's review alone, I don't even need to watch the movie to know that it's a five bagger.
Hearing Tim struggle for a full couple of minutes through that simple sentence is one of my favourite On Cinema moments.
and then blaming the sentence.
I’m glad you think his heroic struggle through blood clots on the brain is funny.
Haha damn
To his credit....it was actually a decently complex sentence but I think they realized that and knew the abyss they had to dive into for his character to get through it.
@@kingdavid3366 - Hey now, let us keep this civil, we are better than this.
"With the rare five bags of popcorn."
has there been a single 4 bag review?
@@katpottz I've only seen one
@@katpottz There were plenty of four-baggers in the earlier seasons. Nowadays every movie is great and deserving of 5 bags. Can't believe how good cinema has gotten!
katpottz There’s a handful. They usually only go lower than 5 bags when they want to spite each other.
The Jack Reacher Vs. Bond episode for example.
They gave Solo zero bags :(
I'm a total Christmas-head and this episode was like that last present under the tree. Just when you thought all of the fun there was to be had for the season was had, a pleasant surprise was hiding behind the base of the tree. You brush the dried pine needles off the top, peel back the bow and unwrap that last parcel of joy. It's not unlike that feeling you get when you see the last bit of movie come on after the credits have finished rolling. I give this episode 5 bags of popcorn and...5 little sheep that you'd probably see hanging around at the nativity scene.
Christmas-head lol Tip of the cap to you, sir.
Wholesome af
Beware: soulless homicidal Greggheads afoot in the comments section.
It was an embarrassment of riches that’s for sure
i agree with all except when u compare it to movies
I love the fact that Tim went out of his way to get him a very nice gift and Gregg is like "....thanks...where's the VHS input?"
And that Blu-Rays are not going to fit on his shelves designed for VHS.
Gregg describing his Christmas dream about Santa Bilbo Baggins is one of the funniest moments of the show for me so far. Tim is struggling to not bust out laughing. Starts at 2:56
That must have been why he didn't interrupt him mid story telling him to hurry up and get it over with
@@mrwaltermathews he knows the payoff is hilarious hahahaha
Dumbest dream ever. No payoff, or rather the fact that the payoff is so absurd is the payoff. Just pure silliness.
Madea turns a small town upside down when she's persuaded into helping a friend pay her daughter a surprise visit on christmas.
Is this a poem?
This doesn’t make sense as sentence
How can anyone actually read that gibberish?
it's a christmas movie
Took me 20 minutes to read this...
And that's when you realize it's not Santa at all. It's Bilbo Baggins!
A cool promotion for Christmas in general
@@alistairpage-mcgill2723I sure hope Christmas takes out that ad soon, I can't wait to see it
He followed a random man for 6 blocks who then bought him him Ostrich boots.
I read this at the exact time he said it. Wtf? Are you a demon?
So funny. A really interesting and awesome story ruined because Gregg is pissed he isn't talking about movies.
"Absolutely."
He's just new boot goofin'
It’s not that type of a hat.
"Maybe in storage." Little did Gregg know his entire life would end up in storage.
Absolutely. The "Victorville Film Archive" is a garbage dump of VHS tapes shoved into storage lockers.... but, umm, I guess it technically HAS movies.... albeit in an obsolete, inferior format.
@@infrequentvlogs You were the true mastermind behind the burning of the VFA archives weren’t you?
"Doesn't seem like it makes sense as a sentence."
Syracuse Stage give him a break it was his first time reading it
I wish I could love something as much as Gregg loves The Hobbit.
i do and it's Gregg
Considering his history of Peter Jackson commentary on On Cinema, I would argue that one has to consider Grogg Tarkenton a "Hobbit head."
....oh, AND he's a ( 7:14 ) "Bond head," a wearer of many cinematic hats...
"Does the bluray player have a VHS input?" Classic.
Somewhere out there, there is a man/woman who is the literal real version of Gregg who still hasn't upgraded/doesn't see the point in newer digital formats and organizes a giant VHS collection, lol.
@@yellowblanka6058 gregg literally takes blu-rays and DVDs and converts them BACK into VHSes.
@@superanimeniac wait for real?
@@ihatenwo yeah. He showed off his rig at one point before ILLEGALLY SELLING THE COPIES
@@yellowblanka6058 why would you need it tho, 480p does the job just fine
9:16 when tim looks into the camera and says,"got that for a pretty good price." Tim puts on his flexing face to let us viewers know that this blu ray player is indeed expensive and that he has the cash flow to purchase it, then gift it to his guest (Gregg Turkington).
BRILLIANT.
When Tim is reading the card I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. I love the way Gregg stares hat him when he's reading lol
Tim's gifts were totally inappropriate for a VHS man like Gregg. Heidecker blew it.
ya blew it, ya hear me
Capiiiiiiisce?!
Idonno what you're talking about, Gregg clearly loved the gift.
He said himself that it was cool
The gift exchange went great, these guys have such a magical bond, really touching.
Pure chemistry between these two.
Lol that whole gift exchange segment was hilarious... they both hated their gifts but tried not to show it
I think Gregg tossing the Blu-Ray player on the ground in disgust kind of showed it, lol.
@@yellowblanka6058 "Thanks for the...movies."
They're incredible. The combination of Tim getting Gregg the most terrible present coupled with Gregg being so ungrateful; and then Gregg holds up a Walmart bag. I lost it.
They are not letting them use manger for display.
True!
What country is this?
Tim got a little flustered by the thought of Jamie Lee Curtis in those yogurt commercials.
+spoonfuloffructose nothing more disgusting than a woman who just farts and shits all the time and only talks about that, and how great she thinks it is that she is growing old. *YUK*
Imagine him at the tanning scene with her on Christmas with the Kranks.
The gift exchange was amazing. Great to see two friends who know each other so well give each other a little bit of joy for the holidays
"I can put these in storage" I gotta remember that when someone gives me a present I don't want!
At 9:53 when Tim rolls his eyes at Gregg's gift. The best.
That whole gift exchange was so perfect.
Love how Tim listens to Greg's dream. Such a gentleman.
tims underlying racism in this episode got me good.
Belarion A.D. Tim just understands the subtly ridiculous, and the overtly ridiculous to such an extent he can blend them seamlessly.
@@MrTomosa well put. Great job!
Cause he said black?
*an Indian name*
Perry is racist for making exclusively black movies
tim is the funniest man alive
***** You spelled "idiot" incorrectly. Please make a note of it.
I agree. Tim Allen is the funniest man alive.
Yo Bilb, did you help Tim make this episode? If so I think you're a bit biased.
Bilb, I could use a little creative consulting on a project of mine. Can you share your experience and wisdom with me? Mike Zanetti refused to work with me after I called him a talking whale as a joke, he took it to heart and didnt think it was funny.
It's got a pool in the back
Tim's fucking face when Gregg said he was disappointed in it @ 2:35
JoshExplainsItAll and when he said he’s disappointed that it didn’t come out earlier, Tim holds back from losing it. These men are brilliant.
Yeah, Gregg being disappointed with a blockbuster is the most shocking thing you could hear in your life
It might have got a bit awkward with the presents and the thank yous, but when it came to thanking us for watching i felt Tim's warmth
Sometimes I like going back and watching earlier episodes of On Cinema like this, where Tim and Gregg actually got along (mostly). Really warms the heart
Gregg was handsome here
Always so much fucking tension lmao
i love how madea does the spin. it was a winner spin movie with all the spinning and the screaming. it was such a good book adaptation with so much black spinning and larry the guy was such a funny man with the poop. i would give it a 5 baggins of pop corn because of the hobbit 2 coming out.
Took the words right out of my head.
“The rare five bags of popcorn” t’is truly a Christmas miracle!
Pretty sure Tim is saying Smaug wrong. He is pronouncing it "smowg." It's weird. Usually he pronounces names perfectly.
What a neat idea Greg had to promote Christmas, people often forget about it and what better way to remind us all, than with a tip of the hat to all the hobbit heads out there!
Gregg really brings the expertise here with his knowledge that the viewers, like everyone, love hearing other people describe their dreams.
Tim's reading of the tyler perry movie might be the funniest thing I've ever heard
Lol I love Gregg trying to help. "It's a Christmas movie. It's... it's a Christmas..."
Tim's reaction to Gregg's hobbit disappointment :D
From instant google-eyed "Woot DA FAWK" to a chuckle-sigh of relief. That was a joy to behold
The whole Bilbo as Santa story is just a masterpiece of modern film criticism asides.
Medea turns a small town upside down when she is persuaded into helping a friend pay her daughter a surprise visit on Christmas.
“And I would give it five bags of popcorn and maybe some blinders or something to stop you seeing or thinking about The Hobbit”. Gregg’s uncompromising persistence in promoting the Hobbit is the best motif of this series.
Going way back, you see that Tim was always on the cutting edge of technology: DVD, Blu-Ray, and he even catapulted the show into VR. Gregg, on the other hand... Dragging his heels the whole way.
With Blu-Ray's like Tom Cruise in them, you can't lose
VHS is a dead, dinosaur, LOSER medium.... but, well, that's Gorgg Turneknton...
Tim's conversational style is reminiscent of my stepfather's
Tim: “Thanks for the hat.”
Greg: “Try it on.”
Tim: “I got... I don’t wanna mess up my hair.”
Greg: “It’s not that type of a hat, just try it on.”
Gregg saying 'they' should use the popularity of Bilbo Baggins and the Hobbit to advertise 'Christmas in general' made me laugh so hard I had a coughing fit
"This is a hot, hot movie."
- T. B. Hiplo
2 wet kisses
“Popcorns hot join the movies.”
- Danny Mothers
I'm tired of telling my son that they're whales throwing up
Watching Tim try to read is one of life’s simple pleasures
Whatever happened to five bags of popcorn being the highest number of popcorn bags you can rate a movie? Hm, Greg?
I thought giving 105 bags was in TREMENDOUSLY poor taste!
I expect MORE from Grogg!
You don't understand the system. Take your ignorance elsewhere. He gave it the maximum 5 bags. You can give up to 5 bags and then you can give an extra anything. In this case the anything was extra popcorn. He didn't exceed the maximum. You are not a cinema-head
When Greg just drops the bluray player 9:26 and tims subtle reaction hahah I don't know why, but I just love Christmas episodes. This might be one of the new favourites, thanks guys!
Kudos to Tim for bringing "Merry Christmas" back. It's been too long.
nobody in the world besides greg can make me laugh with something so simple as "hey guys"
His inability to read the card is so compelling, it almost convinces you that the sentence actually doesn't make sense.
man, Tim really tried his best to get along with Greg in this one.
It may always result in a disaster, but you have to respect Tim's total commitment to never rehearsing, and never filming a second take.
5:50 “I’m sorry. I was thinking about the Hobbit again”
"I thought this was a poem" part might be the funnies thing I have ever witnessed
THE BLAZE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They're not letting use manger for display. I mean what's going on- what country is this? That's my only point.
Tim is the king of natural awkwardness lol
Don't wanna get hat haed.
Really loving these in-depth reviews.
can't believe they're not letting use manger for display
I love how Tim calls it "annual" but in 14 years there have only been 2 christmas specials
id give them 4 bags of popcorn and maybe a bag of black popcorn.
dude, i want black pop corn
Just burn it.
5 bags of popcorn and a bag of Minstrels
0:46 "I was reading this thing on The Blaze" that's a hilarious joke by itself XD
This episode is where you can really tell that Gregg is a true Hobbit-head.
"I don't wanna do the whole holiday thing- with the crew"
Oh god, the Blaze! Sometimes I wonder if Glenn Beck gets his news from Tim and Eric.
1:31
Is Tim just new boot goofin’?
Genuine Ostrich. Three payments?
Watching this after season 12 and the 9th Oscar Special, it’s hard to believe how far they’ve fallen. Even when this was made, they weren’t exactly buddies, but they were so much nicer to each other than they are now :(
GOOFS: At 3'41", the "Christmas tree" in the background is revealed as a CGI element when it glitches out of frame, following the attempted onscreen rendering of too many bags of popcorn.
I really love Tim's character on this. He seems so negative on all aspects of life but thats what makes it funny, because Tim is such a brilliant comedian/actor, he can even play the role of a very negative person and make it funny.
Any video that references the blaze within a minute is going to be golden.
References/makes fun of
one of the best series on youtube!
"Son of Jack Busey... son of umm..."
I've got to agree with Gregg in that I struggle to this day to not think about the Hobbit when I watch other movies.
"I was reading this thing on the Blaze the other day" lmao
I've missed you guys. I like the hairstyle, Tim! And you, Gregg, looking good as always.
Tim Heidbieber.
Hes hancy
Dr. Steve brule
do not associate this legend with a doucher Merry Crimbus
Handsome for a man
make my bub bubs bounce
why do i feel kinda bad for tim when greg doesnt like his gift :(
Seeing how this one ended, I now know why this was the only Christmas special.
Tim's facial expressions of suppressed rage when he's getting those gifts is the funniest fucking thing.
That Blu-Ray gift scene is the most amazingly awkward thing ever
Was very surprised not to see a copy of Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home in this pack of high quality blu rays -- Tim keeping it classy on Christmas.
I like how this is the one time in the entire series Tim does something legitimately nice - giving Gregg a relatively expensive piece of tech and a bunch of movies so he can watch things in actual HD for once and expand he media he can consume,
And Greggs response is
“Does it have a VHS input?”
maybe put'em in storage
The moment the exchange gifts is the moment the last remnants of their friendship both as individuals and as professionals is completely shattered forever. Their egos are too big to even accept the thought of the gifts.
"director is tyler perry and also starring the tyler perry."
I really love Tim's passive aggressive gift giving.
i give this episode 5 boughs of holly, and 1 shining star. keep the thrills, chills and spills coming, guys
Next time, please give Tim a card with sentences that make sense. Also, wow, the rare five-bagger from Tim. That's crazy. Must be a great movie. I'll give it five bags of popcorn based on Tim's review alone, I don't even need to watch the movie to know that it's a five bagger.
Listening to Tim struggling to read is like hearing Mozart being played live in a beautiful church.
Tim H-master of dyslexia haha
I know Tim grisham doesn't write spy books he writes lawyer books but Gregg is such a buff I'm doubting myself. Help.
It's always a special episode when a Hobbit film is being reviewed. Seriously, one of the best low-key episodes in the series.
Merry Christmas Tim Allen
Thanks for a terrific year of terrific reading Shrim Heidechler
I fucking DIED at "hat heaaad"
finally, on cinema getting more views
And this wins the Oscar for most depressing episode of On Cinema. Five bags of popcorn, and a bottle of Ibuprofen for Tim’s foot.