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Had to edit out a part of the video because it got demonetised. That's why there's a weird cut in the middle. BUT WE'RE BACK BABY!
Ok
Peepee
Le weeb Noice
Ok
Got it!
LAUGH
LAFFFFFFF
Yes
LAUGH
jacksepticeye HEE HEE
ha
“Who dares disturb my slumber??”
Says the man who believes sleep is for the weak
Jack lied to all of us :(
FOR A THOUSAND YEARS I HAVE LAIN DORMANT
Sleep is for the week
Right
FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF YEARS I LAIED SLUMBER oh hi go.....jack
“I got five pieces of candy.”
“I got a chocolate bar.”
“I got a quarter.”
Charlie Brown: “I got Ayds.”
You talkin about the disease or the candy? Either way that is a fact
Just an Internet User the candy but still the name of it gives off the same joke.
Mmmm that delicious choocolety fleevur
Brings me back to the great pumkin
Lmao, great comment
Fun fact: In Japanese, "ori" means folding and "kami" means paper. Origami means folding paper (kami becomes gami).
So, by replacing ori with hair, you're not saying "folding hair", you're saying "hair paper" 😂
BUT ON TOP OF THAT! Hair in Japanese is ALSO "kami" (different word, same pronounciation). "Hairagami" is like if you were saying "kamigami" or "kami kami"
That in itself is already hilarious
No I was told kami means hair
I thought kami means god
Finally a comment that’s actually funny
@@goldenbergkidsaccount4534 Words that are spelled the same can have different meanings.
@@gayjayy just like some words in english all language have that feature, i think
“Your cup size has really increased”
“Thank you, I’m an alcoholic now”
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Jacksepticeye
Jesus said it
Ayyy
lol
The most cursed thing about this comment:
Pfp: jesus
Likes: 666
Im sorry
What?
They were saying that Ayds doesn’t make you freak out like how speed used to (which was a common Weight loss drug)
Ahhhh!
I thought speed was another name for met
jacksepticeye keep up the good work, I love your videos and the community you’ve created!
Well If ayds is key.... then that means... SPEED IS KEYYYYY
I was coming here to say this! Old school appetite suppressants we’re straight up stimulants
“God, it turns your fish into a scaly condom!”
“My wife would like that!”
That's a sub
Yeah we heard that
Lol 666 likes
dude all she needs to get is bad dragin
lol yes!!!🤣🤣🤣
"...and if they come down hard upon me, I'll claim *banana* ."
-Sean Mclaughlin, 2020
*cough* Seán McDonalds
"Wow Maria, you look slimmer than ever"
"Thanks, my son gave me AYDS"
"Ahaha....what..."
*Hmm..*
*Unsettled Tom*
"The Pill Thomas! Damn you!!"
*Home sweet Alabama intensifies*
Damn
Jack:”Who dares disturb my slumber”
My head: tHe FiTnEsSgRaM pAcEr TeST
Oh god the memories of my gym class just came flooding back to me... I remember one kid in my class who got a twelve
I was the kid that got 7 the first time then 79 at the end
69th like
PTSD intensifies
I thought that Jack was referencing the cave of wonder from Aladdin
Mom says my grandma and her friends were all into the Ayds candy, and that the disease was why the company changed the name. She also said the stimulants line was a real concern, because a lot of weight loss products were essentially just speed or some kind of amphetamines.
Ephedra was the big bad of the world of weight loss "supplements".
"I'm an alcoholic now"
Jack, you're Irish. I was under the impression that you were *always* an alcoholic.
Exactly
So wait, I thought Irishmen were alcoholics by default?
(Not really, just making a joke)
It’s literally in his blood
That’s a bit racist but I like it
But now he's an alcoholic even by Irish standards.
Jacksepticeye: brings back jacksepticeyes funniest home videos
Whiteboard: "I'm out"
You mean Ight ima head out
@@voiduss7563 dammit i was gonna say that
Stop whiteboard abuse today XD
Evelyn: "Jack why do we have so many boxes in front of our door?"
Jack: "I ordered everything from every ad"
Seán has a problem
honestly....
Your sleeping? thats new for the internet.
@@jacksepticeye At least im watching this know before this gets deleted for some unknown reason also awesome content.
You guys keep sending him these, don't stop.
This video aged well with the new term for “gooning”
no fr lmao
I was about to say the same thing
I fucking need the Goon Suit
“So does that mean the people who use it are called gooners?”
As an Australian i can confirm the 'Goon Suit' is something we would 100% do
I want that.
Australia dose not exist
@@finleydavies5072 please tell me you are joking
@@lucasbruinsmc2913 yes I am lol
... true, true
“* sneeze * Sorry I’m allergic to bullshit”
Literally the best thing ever
Allyson Wleklinski i literally use this line on a weekly basis
Are you crying at a morty
No I’m just allergic to dipshits
Perfectly used in iRobot
I also use this line on a weekly basis. That or "Press X for Doubt"
So true my dad says that
*_"I'm allergic to bullsh!t."_*
This is now my favorite quote of the whole year. xD
I'm allergic to that too
I am as well. Can’t stand it.
This has been said for decades by my grandmother.
@@sophisticatedbear3374 As well as Will Smith in "I, Robot"
aren't we all
9:30
Jack freaking out while everyone living in the south or by the coast is completely unphased
I doubt many people in the tundras of inner Patagonia have this as a daily part of their lives
Newfoundlanders are also unphased
I was literally thinking “that actually seem really useful” 😂
Jack: *sneezes* “Sorry, sorry I’m allergic to bullshit.”
Me: yes, true.
Your comment has 69 likes nice👌
Man frick whoever made it 70 likes I might as well just like it
Same
I’m allergic to that steaming shit in Jamba’s Palace
So true
"man your cup size ha really increased lately"
"I'm an alcoholic noOw" xD
*checks out* 👌
Jack who can’t hear me: *sneezes*
Me: bless you
The allergy to bullsh!t has symptoms of hearing loss
If only!
Meanwhile, one month later, I was having a pretty bad day when my mom came over to see me, but paused before she said anything and pointed at my computer screen, saying "Oh are you talking to somebody?" I looked behind me because I'd just taken a shower and didn't remember - this video was paused. 🤣
"And if they clamp down on me, I'll claim...BANANA!"
The timing on that was just perfect, I'm creasing XD
LMAOOO “i can just think real hard and get one for *_FREE!”_*
i could not stop replaying and now everything hurts from *LAUGH* ing too hard
Lmmmmaaaaaoooo
Noice
Meanwhile on Family Guy: "Why aren't people buying your waffles Mr. Ayds?"
"Its because I'm Irish Timmy, its because I'm Irish."
Look it up XD
Oh my god, actually?
Imagine being at a party and someone comes up to you and says, "oh you've lost some weight I see, what did you do?"
and you just say, "I got AYDS"
Imma text that to my bf just see his reaction
@@animegurlmbp uhhh wat happened
@@enchroony6656 He was actually freaked ngl until he saw how I spelled it and knew it was a joke (which is weird because he also watches Sean constantly)😂
So fun thing, AYDs was an actual thing that existed before the disease AIDS was known/well known, but uh the product kind of died in the 80s for obvious reasons.
@@animegurlmbp lol
Goon suit sounds so much worse in 2024 💀
Yeaaaaaa
Wait, how?/gen
You really don't want to know@@springdemon.w.
@@springdemon.w.x2
“It turns the fish into a scaly condom.”
“My wife would like that!”
I guess that explains why that always smells like fish...
at least it is free tho, no need for any cash
Nice pfp *wink wonk*
a non virgin.
690th like, *nice*
“Do you want to go to the gym?”
“No thanks I have AYDS.”
Pls never say thay
Lmao
A is for AYDS it helps you lose weight
Never day that ever
Can we talk about how he said “Maybe I’m worth it, maybe it’s L’Oriel” instead of “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Madeline”
Who the fuck is Madeline
m-madeline? maybelline
Mabel pines?
68th like
There's 69 likes
The goon suit is literally the most aussie thing I ever seen. I need that for “alcohol free” festivals
"I have a deal with the censors"
*GETS DEMONITIZED*
_They have altered the deal._
_Pray they do not alter it again._
Jack: “what’s a goon suit”
Every single Aussie: NOFUCKING WAY
Why can I hear the accent bleeding from this comment
OMG GOON
too bad they are all burning right now
llecajj that’s just a stereotype only like a small percentage is like every city is fine like dunno what your on
llecajj Yes. We are burning. And it’s not even a joke at this point. It’s been months. People have died, lost their homes and our pm won’t do shit. Please help
Commercials for Jack to see:
"You, your girl and your Johnson"
"Ball Busters"
"Little Baby's Ice Cream"
New Zealand deck commercial as well
I think he's seen ball busters before in season 1
commandeered4 YES YES NAP TIIME OMG YES :DDD
@@asoftie4315 it was.
commandeered4 yes
7:14
When he sneezed and said he was allergic to bullshit, it hit me. it's exactly what Will Smith said in that one movie 'I ROBOT!!!'🤣🤣
Seriously ?
“Refresh me!”
Coronavirus: *im about to end this mans whole spring*
Omg
People are saying that in the summer the coronavirus is going to die down a bit but in the fall it will probably get worse.
So before the 90’s “aids” was called “grid” which stood for “gay-related immune deficiency” I just learned that my self lol
Mind.Blown 🤯
OOF
Wow
Then they learned that anyone could get it. Smh. The ignorance and hatred.
It was believed to be only a disease among the gay, though it was realized far too late that it affects everyone.
Fun fact: The largest object removed from a anus is a regulation bowling pin.
Also there has been a live grenade removed from a prisoner who tried to sneak it into prison
Also vlad the impaler's cock
Imagine the grenade detonating.
@@orisheretohelp explosive diarrhea
What the fuck!!!
Thanks, i hate anal now..
4:58 that's definitely slang now and it was funny hearing him accidentally predict (or just say idk when the phrase started) the term
“It’s hard to bone-debone your fish” - 2020 Jacksepticeye
Once you bone a fish, you can't debone it anymore.
@@carlclaessens5877 (suddenly thinking about Wilbur Soot...)
13:31
“And if they come down hard on me, I’ll claim-“ “B A N A N A”
“Why take diet pills when you can enjoy ayds?”
Me: “Well yeah if you’re dead you don’t have to worry about weight loss”
Eeexacly!!
Why take diet pills when you can get wasted with your goon suit?
Yeeep
Gabriela Clark lmao 😆
Big PP.
"Oh no! They turn a fish into food in a kitchen!" ~ Basically Jacksepticeye during the pufferfish video
Jack: *smacks whiteboard* This Baby Can Hold So Many Laughs In It.
Jack: L is for lovers A is for ass U is for u’ve G is for gamer H is for happy
Me: excuse me…u eat ass?!
Ive never seen someone get disgusted and interested in so many things.
Welcome to the internet
“Who dares disturb my slumbERRRRRRR.”
Sean got some God of War Jormungandr going on.
This was in Darksiders II as well
Him not being sure if goon/gooning was slang was.... oddly prescient.
“Hairagami! For the woman who wants to look like they went to a hair salon in the Star Wars universe”
😂😂
That's a pretty sweet idea
Fun fact! We own one but never use it!
Lmao
What’s even more funny, is I’ve actually seen the ad once and my grandma brought it as well
"My wife would like that."
Also the song on that TikTok vid was "Undercover Martyn" by Two Door Cinema Club
_And she spoke words that would melt in your hands..._
“I want my hair to look like it has been attacked by a birds nest!”
-Jacksepticeye 2020
bruh he looks like a mix of ed sheeran and john green
Vandana Warrier hahaha so true
I don't
No thank you I have ayds
Ded hair when u use hairigami
Just was sick and this made me feel a hell of of a lot better, love your videos Sean, keep making people laugh, man do I miss meme time
Jack: Who dares disturbs my SLUMBER
Everyone: shook
I was pretty shook when he said that XD
@@sanctifiedsuccubus2562 me Haha beepo man
Jack: *sneezes* sorry I’m allergic to bullshit.
Me: me too Jack, me too.
robitussin!!!
Ya I am to cuz I sneeze when ever someone and or any of the Sans Aus something vary stupid or idiotic
Dont you mean Sean?
T'was a good i,Robot reference.
12:22 my cat's name is pebbles and i almost spat out my drink-
OH NOOOO-
Username checks out
Jesus
Christ
poor cat probably traumatized now
9:26 "Just wait 4 hours until I have to call my doctor."
“and if they come down upon me, i’ll claim-“
“BANANA”
I've been laughing for like 10 fucking minutes
The fact that I see barely any comments about the fact the jack sneezed and said, and I quote- *cough cough*
"I'm allergic to bull sh!t"
-Jackcepticeye
Jack in his 2nd Portal 2 co-op series: I smell some bullsh- * cough cough *
Sorry, sorry I’m allergic to bullsh*t.
the FAMOUS Jacksepticeye quote, and NO ONE pointed it out???!??!?
I thought he said blue s**t because her dress was blue 🤣😂
its a line from i robot
I accidentally disliked your comment and now I feel bad
“And if they put down that shit I’ll claim-”
“BANANA”
I laughed so hard when I heard that
0:21 "Will ya shhhhhhhhhut the f*ck up?"
The vinegar in that statement! 😂
"I want my hair to look like it was attacked by a birds nest."
- Jacksepticeye 2020.
How does a bird's nest attack?
@@lukecollins7929
I dont know... Will we ever?
@@baghouse2678 🤔
You can become Josuke with the hairagami
Nobody knows how a bird's nest attacks? Damn. I was just attacked by one yesterday.
“It looks like a regular coffee cup, but you put booze in it”
its called recycling
I should not have been wheezing as much as I did when I heard that.
Why not just use a regular coffee cup but for free
Or you know go to therapy to get that alcohol problem fixed
you mean if I use a uhhh example, a hydroflask, that’s recycling cups?
Jack: Who dares to disturb my slumber
Me: Your notifications sure don't mind waking me from my slumber
Ya
Yeah what the hell
Me: Your fucking what?! It's 3am. I don't get slumber you don't get slumber bitch
I want to eat Oreos
Jellal!
The gooners joke aged so bad 😭
the term actually did exist since 2005 but it wasn't super popular until recently
Jack: does that mean that people that drink goons are called goonies?
Me an Australian: nah they're just called alcoholics.
Vonican'thuman nice
I had no clue that goon was slang for alcohol thingy, even though I live in australia. So I had no clue if that was the case or not
Ur burning
@@rocketfuel7340 oh I'm aware.
@@caelummccartin4310 Yeah, I've heard it but it's not common.
I think the aids pills "not making you nervous" is a reference to how a lot of diet pills back in the day were basically amphetamine
And the irony is those old diet pills were probably safer
I was thinking about how most stimulants, like caffeine, can cause anxiety
@@waffleauflauf4213 or amphetamine, methylphenidate (ritalin), meth, coke, nicotine, basically all stimulants.
Also, from the looks of it, this was in the 70s, and was this before the AIDS virus had transitioned to humans.
It's kinda funny and kind of sad how people fail to realise how recent some history is.
WOT
Sean: Are Australians that drink goon, Gooners?
Me an Australian: No, they're just called Alcoholics.......XD
😂
well youre not wrong lmao
What is the goonies movie called for you guys
Lol, The Goonies are called the Goonies
You mean, they’re just called Australians.
These videos are still helping with my depression long after quarantine
“I’ve had enough of Ayds” best way to avoid illness
That’s like getting diagnosed with something and just saying “no.” LIKE SHEHW 💀💀
Just add "My wife would like that." After any sentences and it makes sense.
"Ive got 10 fingers."
*MY WIFE WOULD LIKE THAT*
Player #1 I’ve got a terrible medical condition
My wife would like that
@@moyaiswag nice
I have a large bank account.
*my wife would like that*
WAIT NO-
Ciro Moriello
"my wife would like that"
"The fitnessgram pacer is a 30 minute test that gets progressively more difficult as it goes."
"My wife would like that!"
Ok but why is no one talking about “maybe I’m worth it. Maybe it’s Loreille”???
lmao i was like "???"
LMAO.... that was hilarious
It's great 🤣🤣😭
We all know it's both
Maybe it's Maybelline 😂😂😂
Jack's so cute, even now! He's still that baby Irish potato!
Imagine in 100 years this is the only video left and they hear “cockcam this was the peak of our time”
My wife *would like that*
At least the wife knows he packing.
A huge load
ah I'm sad Sean cut out the cockcam part of the video because he got demonetised :(
Friend: you should really start dieting
Me: no worries I have AYDS.
Jack: do you like to laugh?
Video: Cockring camera, ayds, assplay
Me: *confused screaming*
Noice
When he said gooners he predicted the future
The goon suit sounds like something 5 minutes crafts would make.
It was, wasn't it? That made a tie
iob aY! I mean sure if you constantly want to be completely drunk and or someone who is waisted off your behinds on wine/any kind of alcohol all the time then go right ahead and try making a goon wine/alcohol suit
Haven't even seen the video and it sounds like it too lol
Well here in Australia you find a good place to hide your goonbags 😀
5- minute crafts made a tie that holds goon
Jack: "If you want your hair to look like some demonic symbol"
Me: "...or the letter S"
S=Satanic
or 8
S stands for Satan
Be careful, dustlings
where is the hairigami lol
_S_ atanic
_S_ ymbols
"Was that a thing, that appetite suppressants were things that made you worry"
History lesson for you Jack:
In the 1950s a drug called "Obetrol" was a popular appetite suppressant for weight-loss.
Obetrol's generic name was Methamphetamine.
...wow
Of fucking course
In the Victorian Era they sold worm tablets to help women stay slim. I don't mean earthworms ground into pills...I mean they sold tapeworm eggs, which you swallowed and they hatched into tapeworms that lived in your stomach in an almost symbiotic relationship with you, eating part of everything you digested and causing you to stay thin and looking 'beautiful'.
This is also why I do not subscribe to the ethos that thin is beautiful.
@@KairraKat Oh my jesus i thought it was fake but google says IT'S REAL!
Holy hell
Sean was really ahead of the goon curve
Jack: "I want my hair to look like it's been attacked by a birds nest"
Me: it doesn't?
OOF
Thems fightin words
That's a good one it made me laugh LOL
Jack: It turns your fish into a scaly condom!
Random Guy: "My wife would like that!"
Not gonna lie almost all girls would like that Not to be weird
Diet pills at that point in time were basically meth so that’s where the “won’t make you worry” thing came from
675109
They essentially used adhd medication which was basically meth then, which makes you nervous i would guess
I thought it had something to do with caffeine. Caffeine can make people anxious, myself included. Meth sounds more interesting tho :D
LividMoodflow nah dawg I wasn’t being too hyperbolic they were like basically speed which is why people would get super addicted to them. It’s like that same stuff that truck drives use to stay awake for 3 days
They used benzedrine and dexedrine for "pep pills" back then. Both forms of methamphetamine. They gave you energy and made you lose weight. Judy Garland has talked about how the studio's gave her "pep pills" keeping them up for 18hrs, then giving them sleeping pills to knock them out for 4hrs, only to wake them back up with more pep pills for another 18hrs. And this is when she was a teenager! So yeah, different forms of meth were legal and highly used back then.
"Goon suit" has very different implications today
I keep seeing these comments, what happened?/gen
@@springdemon.w. Good question
@@springdemon.w. MASTURBATING
When Jack made the excuse for the blurry hit on the whiteboard my mind instantly said '' Well it makes no difference I'm watching this without my glasses on.
That's Farfetch'd i'm nearsighted and on mobile, so I can see it pretty well.
I think my near vision is actually better without glasses. The long-distance stuff is absolute shit, though
I’m nearsighted too
yup me too
@@ChickentNug same though- lmao
Chickent_Nug I’m nearsighted in one eye and farsighted in the other
Guy walks into a pharmacy:
"Excuse me , can I have ayds?"
Person at register:
0_0
LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Hey bro what do you have?”
*”A Y D S”*
Let's just start calling this Jacks Funniest Home Commercial Advertisements.
Or "This turned into a porno real quick"
There’s no “home” there it’s just informercials
Ah yes, my favorite infomercial, objects that i have shoved up my arse.
@@gryotharian YOU ARE RIGHT!
IT'S NOT FAIR!
i'm down for that
"There's no sunlight anywhere"
*Laughs in Australian*
There's not just sunLIGHT in Australia, there's entire SUN in Australia.
We dont have sunlight, we have smoke haze.
Puddor that's if your from NSW/Melbourne
Phoenix angel we don't have much of an ozone layer
Well... when the smoke cloud isn’t covering the skies from dawn till dusk, that is.
Jack: It turns your fish into a scaly condom
“My wife would like that”
@@cheezeballz1779 what. The. Fuck
@@cheezeballz1779 wtf
Gage Lupton *FBI OPEN UP*
7:59 LMFAO AUTO-GENERATED CAPTIONS CALLED IT "mouth Kummer"
I feel like Jack is gonna get jelly of Felix's break & they're both gonna go off to the countryside & grow beards.
Gah Daym! Thanks for 1k likes guys!
- Greenit - and grow potato’s
- Greenit - no
It’s not they both already have beards, so it’s just gonna be fake beards over their real beards
no
That’s what he’s doing on his break
Nobody:
Siri:*LISTENING *
Jacksepticeye: SHE'S STILL LISTENING
Ah yes, stack of like
there's a lot of prodcuts with some ironic and funny names two of them is tough titties nipple rub cream and hand job gloves.
Sean: talking
1 second later:
**B A N A N A**
I wil claim- *B A N A N A*
Heckin' floppy
*B A N A N A*
@@mani-qj3np *B A N A N A*
@@temmiemew *B A N A N A*
@@lovelylynxie8113 *B A N A N A*
I was waiting for him to realize “AYDS” was a product before the “AIDS” virus.
Glad he finally through in that “fun fact”
Jack talking about Ayds: "I wonder why it didn't took off"
The text literally in the screen: "Ayds enjoyed strong sales in 1970s and early 1980s"
NobozMopoz I kind of feel bad for the company given that the disease was named that in 1982.
Random person: There’s a wonder Boner, what’s next the Master-Baiter?
Master-Baiter commercial: hold my redbull
I’m the 69th like!!!!!!! Yaaaaaassssssss
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I didn't say that
Random person sure you did lol
Random person I didn’t expect someone to have this kind of username
I’ve been rewatching these to cure my depression for about two weeks straight lmao-
Jack: "Oh no"
"WONDER BONER"
Jack: "oh... *no* "
@@Dylan_T_Clark AHJDSGAKHDJHZSDjAS BRUHHHH
"M Y W I F E W O U L D L I K E T H A T"
Jack: *"OH NOOOO"*
LOL
Jack: and that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make....
Me: that sounds familiar... hmmm...
Me: Jack is *Lord Farquaad!*
Lord Fuckwad.
He can't be. Jack's not short
Some body Once told me, the world is gonna roll me
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