Investigating The Secret ̶C̶u̶l̶t̶ Family Of Pizza Time Pizza - Inside A Mind
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2019
- Pizza Time Pizza is a completely normal pizza establishment that was founded not too long ago and has been a main competitor against the likes of Papa Johns, Dominoes, and Pizza Hut.
I wish there was more to it, but there isn't. I'll save you sometime and tell you not to bother watching the video. It's simply a misguided individual trying to connect dots that were never there to begin with. Don't worry my children of Pizza. He will find the way soon.
- The Pizza Man
Alex Bale YT channel: / @alexbalefilms - บันเทิง
NEVER DOUBT THE PIZZA MAN.
hey were is your peison cell I need to break you out so the pizza time pizza family can grow stronger
he has reached the max stack of likes
*edit* so alot more likes have apeared on it, and for some context is that he had 64 like at the time of posting this
I used to watch you all the time when I was a bit younger Alex
Y u so weird tho jk
Sorry alex, the only man I will give my allegiance to is Dadfeels. Bye
Guess Spider-Man was right.
It’s Pizza Time.
*music sounds*
*gasp* he was part of it the whole time
Who's Spider-Man?
@@TravestyJunction
Your joking right
@@casualcyberguy1314 I don't think so.
“We are not a cult”
Police: Seems fine to me.
FBI: Yeah everything seems fine
Cults are legal
What is a cult
@@terrornights114 *Google it-*
What is google
ok but how did he make a stock image of a stereotypical Italian chef so intimidating
i just dont know ok
This isn't a "Stock image" This is the Pizza man
@@pizzatimepizzaofficial5803 fuck, Mr Pizza Man you got me there
Said chef is secretly a mafioso.
Hello you beautiful legend of a man, as a fellow user of the pixel Orange Castle Crasher, I *100%* agree with your comment!
I just realized. "Pizza Time Pizza" has exactly 14 letters...
Coincidence? I think NOT!
It Isn’t A Coincidence. He is The Very High Beings. THEY’RE COMING.
@@pyro5058 lmao. Alex Bale created this as a series. Knock it off with your childish bullshit and do your homework
@Flower 34 theres tons of people acting like they're part of the "cult". He is one of them. So I think it's childish. Nobody pissed in nothing
@@ptrekboxbreaks5198 Hey no Need TO BE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RUDE.
I'm Trying to enjoy my God Damn Christmas.
Never in my life have I been so scared of a stock image of an Italian man
Lmfao
Holy crap thanks for all the likes
Same
I'm gonna see him in my nightmares lmao
A chef man with a watermark on him...
Becomes scary when he turns red
@@Nowaythisisnt very true.
"Most of these drugs are sedatives"
except you know
cyanide
It's a permanent sedative
@@_woomy_ what a beautiful reply
@@_woomy_ i was about to say that
No it's still a sedative just you know... More not temporary
So did anyone find it interesting that cyanide and some generic koolaid mix was in the list? Think Jim Jones... "pizza time pizza is not a cult"
"Pizza Time Pizza is NOT a cult" song is giving me Jack Stauber vibes
its catchy tho
skeppy is the pizza man
THEY ARE BOTH SUPER LINKED TO THE NUMBER 14
[This Is A Joke]
That is a HUGE insult to Jack Stauber.
This is both hilarious and disturbing. Don't know how to feel honestly.
precisely. really lets the desensitized feeling sit in :(
This makes me want to eat deep dish pizza without cheese but it only has pineapples
"Before eating at pizza time pizza I was hungry and lonely and homeless but now am just lonely and homeless"
Big mood
Yes
All pros are like that
mood
Before eating pizza time pizza I was dead and hungry.... I'm now just hungry.
“These drugs make people calm and sleepy” CYANIDE
mmm sleepy :)
Can’t be awake if your DEAD
@@mmmmitsmedve3713 ya ain’t wrong
Also, this hat ein cult?
“I know who the Pizza Man is”
My brain: Ted Cruz
Guys I know who the pizza ma-
Donald trump
I think the pizza man is this guy called Oz Ink...
We just gonna ignore the pizzagate thing?
No, no, no. Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer apparently
"I'm a real pizza and I want to be eaten" ok I'm sold
Everything checks out here!
Funny thing is that your username name is 'lol no'
Eaaaateeeeeeennnn
im very convinced and i want this pizza now
White Alliance please stop saying this on almost every comment
I got an ad for little caesars and thought it was a part of the video
A false prophet.
....wow
lmao ceacers,, its caesars
@@p4ckles ummmm wha
@@giwifruit5032 the pizza place, little caesars
2:22 those were all the ingredients used in the mass murder-suicide at Jonestown.
i was wondering if someone else caught that. the Flavoraid tipped me off
that smiling straw has seen some true horrors
@ZARA FURLONG People that watch videos from this journal have probably been down a few youtube rabbit holes and stumbled upon the Jonestown massacre
I got the flavoraide ;)
oh
i-
just fell down a comment rabbit hole check
The “we are not a cult” song is dope
yessssss it is so good
I put it on my playlist.
The fact that the Pizza Man is a stock image somehow increases the quality of the series
Yes
Pizza man
Stock images are the best like there is one of someone about to eat a goldfish
@@endslayer5133 excuse me what the fuck
5th reply
i like how the godlike pizza man is a stock image
Lol
yeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Slookii lmao ikr
Everyone is
Its fucking beautiful
Pizza Hut: No one can out pizza the hut
Pizza time Pizza: "I'm about to end this man's whole career."
Pizza Hut: No one can out pizza the hut
Pizza time pizza: “i’m about to end this mans whole career.”
Pizza Hut: No one can out pizza the hut
Pizza time Pizza: "I'm about to end this man's whole career."
Pizza Hut: No one can out pizza the hut
Pizza Time Pizza: "I'm about to end this man's whole career."
Not gonna lie pizza time pizzaᵀᴹ would probably still be better than pizza hut
AND LIFE
"we believe in three principles, community, integrity and loyalty and obedience" 7:22
Mafs
pfp checks out
"How about a movie about our emotions? A movie, about our emotions emotions."
"I'm already crying."
I laughed way too hard at that.
Baby Them yes
Meeeėeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wtf i thought that was an ad
There's too many emotions
@@bzao1944 Well, they did it anyway 🤷🏽
"Most of these drugs, chemicals listed include side effects or have a primary function of being a sedative" That's one way to describe the effects of cyanide...
it does sedate you, it just does it’s job a bit too well.
It's was meant to just put you to sleep, but it does it a bit toooooo well.
_THAT’S A LOT OF DAMAGE_
It's the poison punch from Jonestown
@@XSpamDragonX ooh, maybe that was the reason for the mention of flavor aid 🤔
Pizza Time Pizza = NOT a cult
Dominos = a cult
Papa John's = a cult
Ted Cruz = zodiac killer
BUT
Pizza Time Pizza = NOT a cult
Oh okay ima eat Pizza Hut then, they aren’t a cult.
@@icegamingfiregaming5441 Pizza Hut is also a cult, he just didn’t say that in the song
@@dragosrandomstuff9261 Weird since they only said to join the staff where you are paid and not a family and to praise a god to get money
no, pizza time is a pedophile ring.
@@icegamingfiregaming5441 pizza time pizza is NOT a cult! It’s a FAMILY! And the Pizza Man isn’t a god, he’s our founder and savior!
8:45 "Hey there, how's it going?
*"YES"*
This is like the extreme version of the chucky cheese recycling pizza theory
That’s so deep. Lol😂😂😂
Thanks sans, very cool!
Megalovania intensifies
hahaha nice EkOj sans you wanna pizza that i found and didn't order
Yes
That “Pizza Time Pizza Is Not A Cult” song is actually a great song.
Sounds like something from a Jack Stauber video. :O
Its the best song uwu
SAMEEE literally my mom was dancing to it XDDD
I think I'll be sitting here for the next hour or so rewinding to listen to this song over and over again...
I didn't ask. Did u?
Too bad he's now only known as the Spongebob Guy
Dude deserves to make more videos like this
The spongebob theories are also part of an ARG, strangely enough.
I think Alex Bale continue this short film ,but in different way which is in Spongebob Theories to attract more people to watch his new project,in some part of Spongebob Therories videos,we see that Alex is doing Spongebob videos because of one monster ask him to do Spongebob videos. In previous Spongbob Theory #6 about Goofy Goobers,we see that Alex is sponsored by Happy Meat Farm , but that is not a normal farm, so the next project is the secret behind a company name Happy Meat Farm.. a secret organisaition just like Pizza Time Pizza.
Im pretty sure the guy in "14" is cynical reviews or whatever Matt's channel name is. Edit: After watching a bit more, Turns out my ass is 100% wrong
Go watch the Spongebob theories. The theories themselves are good, but the real story starts with episode 3.
Pizza time pizza add: it’s safe to be in numbers
2020: are you sure about that
im dying rn
“Pizza Time Pizza Is Not A Cult” is a certified bop
The hat ≠ cult part had me crying
Totally. I still can't believe they convinced Børns to provide vocals.
69th like
Gang Gang
The bgm sample is Spacer Woman by Charlie
I died when the montage of people absolutely destroying pizza from "false prophets" ended with a guy squirting some hand sanitizer on one.
It was most likely to light it on fire since hand sanitizer is flammable but it was funny
😂😂😂
ikr
Mikeology not convinced that wasn’t just an employee
I died when it was all just tearing up pizzas then some guy pulls out a handgun
The scariest thing about this is that alex didn't pay for the stock photo of the pizza man.
'Ted cruz is the zodiac killer' really hit me like a bus. Crazy all the memes you forget lmao
this seems more like an elaborate shitpost spoofing arg's than an actual arg
To me it feels like it started as a shitpost then developed into an arg
youre gay and thats bad.
@@callmekekk2.092 ?
DID YOU DOUBT THE PIZZA MAN
@@callmekekk2.092 go away homophobe
this is probably the funniest and scariest ARG i've seen in awhile
M O N O K U M A lol
What’s an ARG
This is a series not an arg. Args are like that portal 2 arg cicada and something about Russian stuff
@@muddyLibrarian thank you
@@aceofspades8821 it's an ARG wdym
You gotta admit, it's a pretty good community experiment when you can get an entire community to make videos of them destroying the "false prophets" of pizza.
When the "Pizza hat piazza is not a cult" song is playing there are some letters highlighted and if you put these letters together u can read "TRAPPED", anyone saw this thing?
Yeah I noticed it too, I’m surprised the vid didn’t say anything about it
I missed the highlighted “T”, & at first thought it was spelling a certain 4 letter word that is contained within the g’s of: grapes 🍇
I only noticed it when watching this video.
I also noticed when I did a double take. I hoped I wasn't the only one who noticed
I like how all the pizza destroying videos are just like tearing it up and then one dude pulls out a HANDGUN
and a knife
and spray paint-
And a rocket launcher
And hand sanitizer
Sad how the hand sanitizer cost more than the pizza
GUN
I would have pissed myself laughing if someone added a pinapple to a pizza to destroy it.
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White Alliance seriously what the frick dude
you spelled both "pineapple" and "enhance" completely wrong.
*angry Hawaii noises*
You wrote "Pin Apple" bro
Alex Bale: We believe in 3 principals.
Also Alex: *SAYS* FOUR*
He was once apart of the Spanish Inquisition
Meatball man when he sees pizza man: FINALLY! A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!
Plot twist the pizza man is actually tobey Mcguire
p i z z a t i m e
Can you imagine if instead of the camera showing Alex Bale in prison it showed a drunk and washed out Tobey Maguire wearing a Spider Man costume with the bike helmet he wore from Spider Man 2 when he used to deliver pizza
Plot twist twist its actually jake gyllenhaal
This video is humorous and makes me feel uneasy at the same time.
Noah evjenth it just made me freaked the fuck out
Yes
Me too because of pizzagate.
Agreed
Lucky 777
Imagine the person who posed for that stock photo watching that series
It's just a pizza place, they said.
*IT'LL BE FINE, THEY SAID.*
You should not have spoken of him
The Pizza Time Pizza family has been alerted of your presence
*Do not fight us*
*Duwang My good sir*
*chew*
@@chemolcalico6792 *OH?....YOUR APPROACHING ME WITH ANOTHER MEME, INSTEAD OF LEAVING IT BE YOU DECIDED TO REPLY?*
Our dear leader jim pickens will protect us from pizza scum
Static Pizza Time Pizza family? More like Bore Ragnorok
7:20 “we believe in three principles”
*lists 4
And only three sound wholesome
a n d o b e d i e n c e
2 plus 2 equals 5
"What cult are you in?"
*spider-man 2 pizza time intensify*
12:20 when the seinfeld theme started playing i lost it
“Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer, but pizza time pizza is not a cult.”
traskcan what is a killer
@@terrornights114 its a person that sets you free
Free?
What is free
@@terrornights114 freedom is death and death is freedom
8:45 the in-video captions have highlighted letters that spell "TRAPPE" and then in the video after he mentions the ascension it also has a "D" highlighted so it spells "TRAPPED"
Thy Birb Man I noticed that too. Was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else noticed.
I was about to comment that too
I thought it spelled out rape
i was going to comment that because I was surprised he didn’t mention it
Thought no one else noticed it as well
That was the funniest opening I have seen in a long time. "Now I'm just lonely and homeless."
I know I'm crazy late but in the "pizza time pizza" song the lines have letters in bold that spell out "trapped" :)
Oh so that's the word it spelled out
yeah everyone realized
not to be mean tho im sorry if i seemed like that
Nice eye
Fake cult : *makes clues that so hard*
Real cult : *makes easy clues*
Seems logical
You can't opposite day me, you're fired!
@John Macrae Gaming. you can't quit, you're a frog!
@@junespookers9361 you can't frog me your my wife
TheDeltaforceteam you can’t be my wife, you’re a dude!
@@zicnov4794 you cant dude me im a half bot half organic
remember kids, the hat is not a cult, so therefore, pizza time pizza is not a cult.
pokemaster 21 yes
However... the hat, you may have noticed, is red. That is a clue linking to the secret society known as The Red Hat. It consists of older women who meet regularly, wearing similar red hats. What they meet about is unknown, but can you imagine what they could accomplish with so many years of experience behind them? The Red Hat IS a cult and should be watched veeeery closely. the red hat society dot com...
But it also says that Pizza Time Pizza is not the hat, and the hat is not a cult, so wouldn't that make Pizza Time Pizza a cult?
@@Chris_Cross *DON'T QUESTION THE PIZZA MAN*
@@TheRealJochen I got a question for pizza man alright here's my question how do I grow a mustache
9:07 In the sequence before this, all of the out of place letters spell "RAPE" so uh, yeah. Combined with the missing people, oh boy.
When I was a kid we used to get pizza from a place called, Pizza Time. It closed down years ago though
we still have Pizza Time where i live
Tobey Maguire: Pizza Time
@@averagejoe2402 ah...he was a member after all.
Pizza time?Never heard of it.
@@selimyucel741 as he said it closed down years ago
"Yeah how bad can it be?"
*"Jessica O'Brien has been missing for 6 month's"*
That has nothing to do with the Pizza Time Pizza family. But we understand your concern, the ascension is coming.
L301
When i saw this comment..
*I was hearing the same in my comment*
@@ciangriffin9630 understandable have a great day.
This man turned top tier shitposts into a top tier ARG. I’m subbing.
the weird video you get when you put your email in: ominous, scary, unsettling, intimidating in a way
the music: 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
This channel reminds me of the mini docuseries on netflix called “don’t fuck with cats”. This channel should also make a docuseries for Netflix. They accept a lot of offers.
dont f with cats was absolutely insane
fuck you luka magnotta
It's all fun and games until Karen asks to speak to the Pizza Man
Oh
Karen has A S C E N D E D .
And then Karen goes missing
The song is giving me *’Don’t hug me I’m scared’* vibes
Exactly
@- ominous - _DIGITAL STYLE_
same me too
Same
:We are in my dad house"
-yellow guy
This apoeared after i looked for pizza time, hoping to find the spiderman one
Now im interested
Good
This series is so much fun
The Pizza Man being a stock image just enhances the experience
Pizza Time Pizza Family: “ *DESTROY OTHER PIZZAS* “
Normal People: *stabs pizza, rips apart pizza*
Intellectuals: *spray paints pizza, adds soap to pizza*
camronnn I would have added Pineapples to it
camronnn that one
Guy that shot the pizza
I would eat it so it gets destroyed by my stomach acids and then turned into feces.
@@1.21jiggawatts2 oof
AR-15 that pizza
"Cyanide and chloral hydrate"
> Narrator says that these are sedatives
Yeah cyanide's really well known for sedating people; hell, they usually never wake up after a dose!
it's just a more permanent sedative, nothing to worry about
Cyanide! The most exaggerated sedative!
@@SnowieKitten Join as well illuminattt th-cam.com/video/PoWmpXP7eAY/w-d-xo.html he is on earth now. The dark prophet loves you and will cleanse you with fire. Go to him.
White Alliance what the frick
@@ErrorNumber404 why are you liking your own comment? Why are you replying to all my posts on this video?
i love how the pizza man is made so serious yet is just a stock image
Did you notice the highlight letters during the “PTP is not a cult song”? I caught the first 6 and it looks like it spells out “TRAPPED”
Nice eye
"Hey there, how's it going?"
"YES!"
Weird response, but okay.
microwaved toast pizza is god
“YES”
not funny, didn't laugh.
希望 銀河Eikichi-
not funny, didn’t YES
@@mm.akoshark WHAT
This is like what the kid from grade school who always tried to make cults would be if he had the funds to actually make a cult.
What kind of kids did you go to school with?
What school did you go to.......?
What and where do you go to school at?
i kinda wanna go to that school im bored
What kind of school did you go to where one kid always tried to start cults? A crappy sitcom school?
Video: Pizza time pizza is not a cult
also video: Ted Cruise is the Zodiac Killer
Me: Lmfao
“Live, laugh, love” more like pizza, man, pizza man
The ingredients listed were the exact ingredients given to Jim Jones cult members, and many messages were taken directly from Jones recordings. Brilliant
good observation ned flanders
What is brilliant
the missing ppl are obviously being made into pizza...
I wouldn't be suprised xD
Mmm, tasty.
Oh god... I just ordered pizza.
@@jorjorbinx2306 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why does this pizza taste like pork?
Never have I been so angry at a stock image
I love going down these types of rabbit holes and I'm definitely subscribing to that guy now.
"Safety in numbers"
*LOCAL58 VIBES*
The moon is a pizza
freakimations e WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE, THATS A THEORY
Yo fr
am i the only one who thinks this is an arg parody?
NYes, this arg is made of arg.
yeah i agree, its being unecessarily dark and vague up to a funny degree, it is so an arg parody
@@apocalyptic3837 Its an arg, args dont have to be dark or serious
@@Disatiere who said it wasn't an arg? that's like saying a movie parody isn't a movie.
It's pretty much an ARG parodying ARGs. I think it's amusing.
Man it’s been ages since I’ve watched a pizza time pizza video so cool to see it come up out of nowhere
Omg I go to the school from the promos series, I was so surprised to see it there, I even saw my schools security guard carrying Alex to jail in the clip you showed
I signed up to the pizza time email thing with my friends email. He’s going to be incredibly confused.
Update us on the prank
Calm down satan
Update where is it? I kinda wanna know
@@Check13 hes gone now
Join with your own Email. Join us.
did anyone else get a little sad when they saw all those innocent pizzas being destroyed??
😔👊
They are false idols you bimbo
HERETIC!
@@Internetshadow0000 COMENS EXTERMINATUS! (Headbuts a red button)
i mean.... kinda... but kinda not...
the bold letters in the song is translated to “trapped”
8:06 XD lol this was funny
The word "pizza" has lost all meaning to me and it no longer sounds like a word.
*petezah*
@SarcasmZero 9999999999999999999999999999999999999 years later PIZZA
i wish to purchase that song "pizza time pizza is not a cult" HOT DIGGY DOG DAMN WAS THAT A BANGER
"TIMMY TURNER MY NAME IS DOUG DIMMIDAM DIMMIDAM-DAM DIMMIDOME-DOME!"
I'm sorry, I had to do it.
You suck
Me: starts doing a iceberg vid
Also me: finds great videos while Researching
This just sounds like how Marco's Pizza trains their employees
I've never been this early before and I have no idea what's going on
You ain’t alone
Your not alone still
You're forever not alone
Until you are
nah, you alone
@@eleventwelve2650 it was bound to happen eventually
This guy is a writing genius. The way he’s tied everything together and back tracked as it went on to show you that every single thing has been significant.
“Before eating a pizza time pizza, I was hungry, lonely, and homeless. Now I’m just lonely and homeless.”
You’re telling me you’re lonely despite the Pizza Man being the best friend anyone can ask for?
Subscribed to this man bc of the spongebob series. But watching his other vids now made me a fan
Is anyone gonna talk about the fact that the pizza man is constantly 👌
Nekosan he might be a little too 👌
yacinebomb - 👌
he got us
yeet
@@duckingtonducksss9326 pizza pride, pizza lives matter, pizza rights!
Pizza man: starts singing
Guy with smiling face: oh yee
Pizza man: *sacrifice the weak ones*
Guy with -smiling- frowning face: *hold up*
What?
Yes.
Anyone notice the white letters in the pizza time pizza is not a cult song spell out rape
@@OldTownCrab No, they spell out "trapped."
@@blarg2429 where's the d? i could only make out "trappe"
edit: ...never mind i just had to watch a bit more
"POV: Your going to Italy"
The fact that I got a Greco ad, AND that I'm eating pizza as I watch this, makes this a perfect moment.
When you mentioned ingredients, you forgot about the historical significance of Flavor Aid
I agree, it's an important nod to the fact that there a cult
Especially with cyanide listed directly before it
It's the exact same poisonous cocktail that Jonestown downed. And I mean the *exact* same, it's almost like a recipe....
I just noticed that "PIZZA TIME PIZZA" has 14 letters in it
16 cause Spaces but 14 actual letters
:0
The Cool Squad space isn’t a letter it’s a character.
Big brain
D:
This is the perfect balance of funny and scary
This is the best parodies I've seen and the effort to make it seem real