Seen the movie once and thought afterwards yet more mind, numbing degradation for us silly ill-informed thrill seekers but take things from a different angle and see that John = God is gracious, Ted = God's gift. John is so thankful his wish for a best friend came true at Christmas. Now Ted is the center of Johns universe. A uniTED-verse from heaven, one gift from god in verse, rhythm and life. So our lives may seem very shallow but under the superficial surface things can get quite deep eh.
I didn't stop laughing! The movie is like a person you think you can fight and win but turns out he knows Taekwon-Jitsu ( I know that's not a real thing), your expecting a shitty comedy but got something really original, and the movie never ran out of juice. I can watch this movie all the time.
Personally, I loved the third act. I loved the rest of the movie, too, of course. To me, this is McFarlane's magnum opus, film-wise, anyway. I give it an A+.
"No matter how big a splash you make in this world whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber or a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a shit.
I Think Some People Should Cut this Film some Slack, I Mean this is Seth MacFarlne's first big film. This Guy has Done Some funny shows such as Family Guy and American Dad which I both watch, but Family Guy The Most out of the two shows, I Thought the film was funny.
Saw the movie last night. Didn't think it was that funny. The jokes were either boring or predictable. I feel like this has all been done before in one way or another.
Back when I saw this movie I went to the theater with my father, who doesn't like "American Dad!" and "Family Guy"... Yet he laughed his ass off several times.
im not really a fan of Family Guy i liked the first 2 seasons back when it got cancelled but ever since it came back on the air i think the show lost its humor and started trying way too hard too be funny. im hoping that i will enjoy this movie but wont be surprised if i dont laugh because i didnt think the trailers were funny but hopefully im wrong.
id like to also know. Family Guy was brilliant before it got cancelled but when it got back on TV it really lost it maybe because of different writers ? i dont know that Wilfred show also sucks i know thats from one of the Family Guy writers but he didnt write this movie so thats good news.
I hate Family Guy. And I loved this movie because it was nothing like Family Guy. More like American Dad, which is funnier because it isn't some string of flashbacks every episode with the occasional fart joke. This movie is clever joke after offensive but clever joke after rauchy and borderline gross but thats what makes it hilarious joke, and I loved every minute of it. I don't care that it ended with a Deus Ex Machina or that there was no real plot till the last 45 minutes. It was hilarious
Briliant! No structure in a film is hilarious! Family Guy as a film; Remember when this happened and etc and etc remember when this happened etc. It's bullshit and it's not a film, movie it's live action 'movie style' Family Guy' funny voices and racist folk humour that isn't actually racist. It's fun and no mention of Macfarlane being an actual screaming massive gay mentioned! It's a closet gay sensation!
The 'serious' moments came off very boring and the third act did not earn it's forced sentimentality. Also, what was the meaning behind the message of the ending? All I got was: 'You can stay immature, as long as your girlfriend comes around and wishes your teddy back to life'? I don't get it.
Agreed. I only laughed-out-loud maybe two or three times. Most of the jokes were very hit-and-miss, for me. The humor resembled the best and worst aspects of Family Guy and that's why I didn't find it hilarious. Also, just like the show, there are WAY too many references.
Ted may swear, drink and do drugs but under that dirty hood of vulgar humor, Ted is a loveable and huggable teddy bear with a good heart and his movie is a fun, funny and surprisingly sweet comedy movie about growing up. I give Ted 4 out of 5 stars and I hope you enjoy Ted.
I love Joel McHale and I wish he be in more movies. Biggest reason why I love Community is for him, Abed and Troy, movies, and the hilarity. Im an okay fan of Family Guy so maybe I'll check it out. Although for some reason the cgi bear kind of scares me a bit 0_O
Dude, don't make updates in your reviews. Those updates become irrelevant really fast and then you have these irrelevant things in your videos forever.
I love the 80's references here:D My favorite was the little nod to Indiana Jones when Ted reached out and picked up his ear before leaving kinda like when Indy picks up his fedora when it fall from his head. It even included that John Williams music just for that which is awesome:D
i love family guy, but i agree with you. i don't see how almost all the reviewers are saying "i was laughing from begin to end". from the mid to end of the movie, it was a serious/dramatic tone.
i disagreed about staying away from this movie if you dont like family guy.. i frecking HATE family guy i think its rather stupid af! but i LOVED ted ive watched it like 3 times now and i think its great. so dont stay away from the film if you dont like family guy.
Cutaway gag. I think that's what you meant haha. Great review as usual man! I'm pretty excited for this movie being a fan of Family Guy (at least the first couple of seasons).
I'm a big fan of Family Guy, but I was afraid that this movie would be bad. But I actually enjoyed it, Seth MacFarlane humor really fits well in a live action movie.
God it is like family guy John and Ted r like a grown up stewie and rupert. Haha stewie wished for rupert to talk and here they r in the future. lol That is probably how seth got the idea from.
i am really glad i watched this review. can anybody answer me this - at the party when john is coming down from his high gordon says you'll be golden ponyboy... is that a reference to The Outsiders? If so then wow that is so well hidden and I really can appreciate the movie - that book is my absolute favorite.
i did enjoy this movie and I think that John Bennett played by Mark Walhberg he did a great job in this movie and he was really good in this movie too and he was so funny in this movie and he is a good actor too and i love Lori played by Mila Kunis i think she did a great job and she sure is so sexy as hell and gorgeous women too and also i love Tanya played by Laura Vandervoort i think she did a great job and she has a small role in this movie i wish her character was in this movie a lot more and same goes for Jessica Stroup she has a small role too and they are both sexy as hell and gorgeous women's and there were in movies that i seen before Laura Vandervoort was in Jigsaw 2017 and Jessica Stroup in two remakes of horror movies The Hills Have Eyes 2006 and also Prom Night 2008 and she did a great job in those two horror remakes and is good that she in a comedy movie and overall i'm gonna give Ted 2012 a 8/10 stars not a bad movie at all i just excepted to be more hilarious but that just me though in my opinions and thoughts on this movie Chris Stuckmann bro
lol the cut backs have been done since i don't know when, but way before family guy teehee. Nice review. Thought the movie looked funny on the trailer.
There were the occasional good joke. The scene with the cocaine was really good, I'll give it that. But a lot of the jokes were, in my opinion, unfunny and just fell on their asses.
i didn't find any joke hilarious, don't know why because i love these kind of movies. maybe it's because i had seen 21 jump street the day before, that was a hilarious movie and the story was kinda fun too.
Didn't say he was, said the movie has lots of racist jokes. Trust me, I saw it.
Yeah, But guess what, I miss the part where that's my problem
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Seen the movie once and thought afterwards yet more mind, numbing degradation for us silly ill-informed thrill seekers but take things from a different angle and see that John = God is gracious, Ted = God's gift. John is so thankful his wish for a best friend came true at Christmas. Now Ted is the center of Johns universe. A uniTED-verse from heaven, one gift from god in verse, rhythm and life. So our lives may seem very shallow but under the superficial surface things can get quite deep eh.
Wow Chris hasn’t changed that much in 7 years
This comment aged very well
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He's aged like wine 😂😂😂😂😂
I didn't stop laughing! The movie is like a person you think you can fight and win but turns out he knows Taekwon-Jitsu ( I know that's not a real thing), your expecting a shitty comedy but got something really original, and the movie never ran out of juice. I can watch this movie all the time.
Gut busting my butt off 0:51
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White movie nerd.
Personally, I loved the third act. I loved the rest of the movie, too, of course. To me, this is McFarlane's magnum opus, film-wise, anyway. I give it an A+.
Just helping out the Schmoes get more views.
Nice one Chris
No sir, that would be "Babe". That'll do pig.
Yes
"No matter how big a splash you make in this world whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber or a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a shit.
I Think Some People Should Cut this Film some Slack, I Mean this is Seth MacFarlne's first big film. This Guy has Done Some funny shows such as Family Guy and American Dad which I both watch, but Family Guy The Most out of the two shows, I Thought the film was funny.
Ha! Thanks for the sacrifices man!
Saw the movie last night. Didn't think it was that funny. The jokes were either boring or predictable. I feel like this has all been done before in one way or another.
I don't like Family Guy, but adore this movie.
WHAT? No updates? You've always gotta improve pal, at whatever you're doing, you learn, and you improve, that's what everyone does.
I love this movie! It's so hilarious! Ted is like an adorable but awesome teddy bear!
Back when I saw this movie I went to the theater with my father, who doesn't like "American Dad!" and "Family Guy"... Yet he laughed his ass off several times.
The octopussy theme song tho
i got 3 posters of Flash Gordon in my room
God damn, I've been up to 4 just watching these reviews.... I STILL DONT KNOW WHY BUT THEY ARE ADDICTING.
When Mark is a kid, I can't help but notice that the Teddy Bear is huge as hell compared to him lol
One of my favourite 80's references was the dancing scene in 'Airplane!'
Man Chris hasn't changed in 9 years
im not really a fan of Family Guy i liked the first 2 seasons back when it got cancelled but ever since it came back on the air i think the show lost its humor and started trying way too hard too be funny. im hoping that i will enjoy this movie but wont be surprised if i dont laugh because i didnt think the trailers were funny but hopefully im wrong.
id like to also know. Family Guy was brilliant before it got cancelled but when it got back on TV it really lost it maybe because of different writers ? i dont know that Wilfred show also sucks i know thats from one of the Family Guy writers but he didnt write this movie so thats good news.
B+ that is under rated. I give it an A. The only thing I didn't like is my showing started late but I got a free movie ticket so I am not complaining.
I hate Family Guy.
And I loved this movie because it was nothing like Family Guy. More like American Dad, which is funnier because it isn't some string of flashbacks every episode with the occasional fart joke. This movie is clever joke after offensive but clever joke after rauchy and borderline gross but thats what makes it hilarious joke, and I loved every minute of it.
I don't care that it ended with a Deus Ex Machina or that there was no real plot till the last 45 minutes. It was hilarious
Briliant! No structure in a film is hilarious! Family Guy as a film; Remember when this happened and etc and etc remember when this happened etc. It's bullshit and it's not a film, movie it's live action 'movie style' Family Guy' funny voices and racist folk humour that isn't actually racist. It's fun and no mention of Macfarlane being an actual screaming massive gay mentioned! It's a closet gay sensation!
The 'serious' moments came off very boring and the third act did not earn it's forced sentimentality. Also, what was the meaning behind the message of the ending? All I got was: 'You can stay immature, as long as your girlfriend comes around and wishes your teddy back to life'? I don't get it.
Agreed. I only laughed-out-loud maybe two or three times. Most of the jokes were very hit-and-miss, for me. The humor resembled the best and worst aspects of Family Guy and that's why I didn't find it hilarious. Also, just like the show, there are WAY too many references.
Ted may swear, drink and do drugs but under that dirty hood of vulgar humor, Ted is a loveable and huggable teddy bear with a good heart and his movie is a fun, funny and surprisingly sweet comedy movie about growing up. I give Ted 4 out of 5 stars and I hope you enjoy Ted.
you should. OMG its great. they also make some family guy references in the movie. Its totally worth seeing!
I love Joel McHale and I wish he be in more movies. Biggest reason why I love Community is for him, Abed and Troy, movies, and the hilarity. Im an okay fan of Family Guy so maybe I'll check it out. Although for some reason the cgi bear kind of scares me a bit 0_O
Oh yeah, I didn't like a movie so I should just end my life? You must be the most intelligent man on earth.
Dude, don't make updates in your reviews. Those updates become irrelevant really fast and then you have these irrelevant things in your videos forever.
I enjoyed it too, I forgotten there are a few cutaways.
I love the 80's references here:D
My favorite was the little nod to Indiana Jones when Ted reached out and picked up his ear before leaving kinda like when Indy picks up his fedora when it fall from his head. It even included that John Williams music just for that which is awesome:D
thats the second reference of Stewie and Rupert...now I really want to see this movie!!
I hate Family Guy and Cleveland Show, but think American Dad is a pretty decent show. Would you still recommend this movie for me?
Good review more than ever can't wait;
Friday opens
was i the only one who didn't enjoy this movie at all? it's not funny even once o.o
i like family guy, the older family guy though the newer episodes are kinda eh but this movie seems funny
Gut-busting your butt off? That sounds horrifying.
The gore. Laughter and gore in every theater...
Is that modern Family Guy or classic Family Guy? Because those are two completely different movies.
Racist???? Seth MacFarlane isn't racist. I think you meant that he mocks racism. Not actually racist.
This movie wasn't that funny...not awful just not that great...lots of jokes fell flat for me
i love family guy, but i agree with you. i don't see how almost all the reviewers are saying "i was laughing from begin to end". from the mid to end of the movie, it was a serious/dramatic tone.
i disagreed about staying away from this movie if you dont like family guy.. i frecking HATE family guy i think its rather stupid af! but i LOVED ted ive watched it like 3 times now and i think its great. so dont stay away from the film if you dont like family guy.
Wonderfull to hear :D i can't wait to see this film!!!
I like Family Guy, but this movie was flat and not funny. I don't understand you people.
You're telling me you did not laugh at anything in this film
Well .. I've watched about 6 of your video's now .. theres no sense in denying it any further.. I am officially "Stuckmanised". *hits subscribe*
i really didnt get it probably the only reiview i dont agree with you this sucked!!!
Woooo a Rockos Modern Life Shirt and an Indiana Jones Poster at 2:35...youre my HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do so many people hate this movie? Why do so many folk hate Seth Mcfarlane?
nice review Chris, seeing it on friday, my vid response review to it, will be posted soon =)
WHA?!! NO I HATES FAMILY GUY! DESTROY FAMILY GUY FOREVER!! WITH AN ANGRY MOB!
The aliens reference was Priceless lol Who agrees?
How is my taste of movies an indicator of my intelligence?
"LANGUAAAAAGE!!"
Cutaway gag. I think that's what you meant haha. Great review as usual man! I'm pretty excited for this movie being a fan of Family Guy (at least the first couple of seasons).
Cool! I was sure this movie was going to suck, but now, i plan to watch it soon!
I love Flash Gordon. Perfect Camp and cheese as well as music from queen. So i can appreciate Ted for putting that back in the map.
ur the 1st. u have no sense of humor if u didnt think this movie was funny
I didn't like it at all, it was unoriginal and unfunny
I'm a big fan of Family Guy, but I was afraid that this movie would be bad. But I actually enjoyed it, Seth MacFarlane humor really fits well in a live action movie.
Is that a Barbie VHS on the shelf on the right, second to the bottom?
new camera? btw Flash Gordon!
There's a big difference between being a racist and telling an insensitive joke
Good movie
God it is like family guy John and Ted r like a grown up stewie and rupert. Haha stewie wished for rupert to talk and here they r in the future. lol That is probably how seth got the idea from.
but johns not british
im thinkin' some people just critisise because they can. i loved this movie
I spoke with him about this on facebook...He didn't care.
Am I the only one who thinks that, especially after watching this review, ChrisStuckmann is alot similar to JeremyJahns?
My mom, who likes Family Guy a bit and can't stand South Park, absolutely CRACKED UP at this in the theater.
It's not, but how can you not like this?
Does anyone notice Mark whalberg hairstyle changes in this movie once he has long and then short
I was just curious about this but now I really want to watch it, thanks for the review :)
A person like you Chris? What do you mean by that?
Great review Chris! Can't wait to see and review this baby!
What movie were you watching?
cant wait for ted on friday nice review
Lance armstrong's bronzeed nut
i hate family guy and im proud
I found 2 more funny
Come on man, TED what a comedy should be like, I hoped at least an A-. Even Mila Kunis was awesome.
I thought he meant person like me = gay.....
i am really glad i watched this review. can anybody answer me this - at the party when john is coming down from his high gordon says you'll be golden ponyboy... is that a reference to The Outsiders? If so then wow that is so well hidden and I really can appreciate the movie - that book is my absolute favorite.
yes, i believe it is a reference frm the outsiders
Nevermind, he copied himself, I was wrong.
"Try This New Pot..its called MindRape"-Ted ! hahahaha xD
i did enjoy this movie and I think that John Bennett played by Mark Walhberg he did a great job in this movie and he was really good in this movie too and he was so funny in this movie and he is a good actor too and i love Lori played by Mila Kunis i think she did a great job and she sure is so sexy as hell and gorgeous women too and also i love Tanya played by Laura Vandervoort i think she did a great job and she has a small role in this movie i wish her character was in this movie a lot more and same goes for Jessica Stroup she has a small role too and they are both sexy as hell and gorgeous women's and there were in movies that i seen before Laura Vandervoort was in Jigsaw 2017 and Jessica Stroup in two remakes of horror movies The Hills Have Eyes 2006 and also Prom Night 2008 and she did a great job in those two horror remakes and is good that she in a comedy movie and overall i'm gonna give Ted 2012 a 8/10 stars not a bad movie at all i just excepted to be more hilarious but that just me though in my opinions and thoughts on this movie Chris Stuckmann bro
easily one of the funniest movies ever....clever ,witty , well done........
Is that a VCR of Babe to your left????
CANT FUCKING WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!
Wow seth DIDN'T copy himself finally.
lol the cut backs have been done since i don't know when, but way before family guy teehee.
Nice review. Thought the movie looked funny on the trailer.
Is it really that Fuckin funny????
There were the occasional good joke. The scene with the cocaine was really good, I'll give it that. But a lot of the jokes were, in my opinion, unfunny and just fell on their asses.
i didn't find any joke hilarious, don't know why because i love these kind of movies. maybe it's because i had seen 21 jump street the day before, that was a hilarious movie and the story was kinda fun too.
Oh the intro