r/Dangerousdesign | bro pass the aux cable
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Seriously the editor needs a raise!
Agreed
They all need a raise.
@@TimeGodDioBrando Yeah!
I thought they edit thier own videos?
@@bfdeebo937 Emkay is a team with multiple narrators, editors, etc
I suspect the people making those stairs are actually assassins, preparing the location itself to use on their victims.
They want to make their attempt look like an accident :)
It's especially suspicious because these are all targeted towards the richer audience. You know, the kind assassins might want to go after?
(obvious joke)
As a vn, i see this is normal.
Good one soul king
Good Job Agent 47
@@Plaalt Hold on, since when Agent 47 became an architect?
Stairs are already somewhat dangerous WHY ARE THEY MAKING THEM WORSE
There are three easy ways to avoid tripping on any stairs!
I won’t tell anyone though.
Here are three easy ways of making stairs EVEN MORE dangerous.
1) cats and sometimes dogs love them.
2) spills.
3) waxing your stairs.
My friend who is an architecture major tells me that architecture is the art of making everything utterly impractical for the sake of design. Dangerous stairs? How dare you insist on handrails ruining the aesthetic! Just don’t trip! /s
@@Thinginator architects, the engineers' mortal enemy
@@squidcultist0022 that honestly makes me want to go into architecture just to be the mortal enemy of engineers everywhere
8:50 those aren't for wheelchairs. A lot of these were made before anyone thought that people in wheelchairs would want to move around on their own. These are for moms with strollers. 9:26 alarms like these trip when there's no current passing through the button/lever. So breaking it or ripping wires is the same as normal activation.
Plus why the Russian accent?
@@mvbak5160 I don't think the accent is exactly Russian, several another Slavic languages share the similar pronounciation. And the language spoken in Slovakia is Slavic too (by the way, the name of the country is also derived from a word "Slav").
🤓
@@realscooby-doo I am inside your walls.
@@meraklija316 yes he was trying to probably say it in a Slavic accent but it was very much Russian sounding and not Slovak. But he tried and we appreciate that!😁
5:16 can confirm, it's milliwatt. And can confirm, 100mW is enough to make you blind. To give you a comparison, I use a 500mW (pulsed) laser on a microscope at work. If you were to put a 5mm thick metal sheet directly at the exit of the laser, you could melt a hole through it. So yeah, that kids toy is a disaster waiting to happen.
On another note, I'd dismantle it and have the light source for a homemade microscope, so why not :)
Yeah,megawatts can turn you into a barbecue smoke faster than you can see it coming
@@wooshifgay462 At the end of the day, a laser beam is just concentrated light. You just won't see it coming regardless since it moves at, well, light speed xD
@@ozma6918 i want ten of those and stuff it into one weapon
@@krio1267 Adding up more lasers doesn't make it more powerful, you know... You'd need a more powerful laser instead. And just so you know, the 500mW we use costs around 700 grand. Not sure you want that. What's more, this doesn't need to be weaponized, there's already waaaay too much trouble with already existing weapons as it is.
@@ozma6918 what a laser would do
when you can literally level a neighborhood with a Thermobaric missile
Key take away: STOP TRYING TO RE-INVENT STAIRS GOD DAMNIT
this is what happens when form is prioritized over function
PLEASE. Think of the EMTs!! We have to haul all our stuff up those awful stairs when you inevitably have a heart attack on the toilet, then we have to bring you down!
8:50 - Those are for baby strollers, not wheelchairs. The idea is that someone with steady footing is holding on to them. They used to be fairly prevalent in my country until the late 1990's.
At least the pallet stairs at 4:28 only need to hold one or two people, and the weight is distributed across all the pallets.
A while back I was helping a friend of mine move some furniture out of his attic and I noticed that he had propped up a broken roof beam with a rotten old pallet stood on it's side, screwed to the floorboards with a dozen or so screws. He said: "It's been like that for years, just be careful not to bump into it"
Does he sound like a demon just entered his body a few seconds after that? Or is it just me?
@@huller1041 I know but he sounds like a demon tho lol
Stairs, electrical outlets, and electrical devices. These engineers should be evaluated for serial killer tendencies.
Emkay's choice of sound effect to censor swear words is the best one I've heard, always makes me cackle hearing "what the FoyaK" or "oh SHoyaT". Keep using this i beg you. XD
r/stairs
On a totally unrelated note: The engi from tf2 is actually quite smart - in the lore he has 11 engineering phd's so im pretty sure he would do better than that
He didn't tell you about the 2fort architects tampering with the product /j
He invented the Dispenser. A machine capable of creating pretty much anything from nothing, and repairing damaged tissue/healing wounds. That guy is LUDICROUSLY smart
Haha no this is 100% engi would do to either get rid of scout
i think we should create a new subreddit about bad stair designs
maybe have the bio be "reinventing stairs is like reinventing the wheel. we shouldn't be doing it, but humanity keeps trying anyways."
The stairs at 8:52 is likely made for people to roll up their bikes, push their stroller up or down (we have similar stairs in Sweden), sure wheelchairs can go up there with a bit of help (people usually will stop and help) but more often than not there is a way around or an elevator somewhere
0:28 The engineer from tf2 has about 13 different PhDs. It's a little fact that not many people know.
The voice impression was pretty good!👍
Only problem with the idea of that pole being made by Engineer is that it doesn't have enough GUN
@@woofy1988 Exactly
He would probably figure out how to make it build more of itself
@@woofy1988 he doesn't have enough practical problems
Isnt it actually 11?
Day 52 of asking Emkay for a collab between all Emkay and Ask Emkay narrators
Damn
I agree with this
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The way Robin said “Engineer” is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while
9:12 - What’s wrong here is that it’s a manual pull type fire alarm, and if you look at the bottom by following the tube, the handle to actually trip the fire alarm has a box around it, which they said can’t be accessed without a wrench.
On top of being straight up inaccessible, those just look like milk crates and not something that's listed to go with those things. The horn/strobe will almost certainly break along side the pull station.
It made me actually question his intelligence for real this time when the editor zoomed in on the wrong part. Have they not seen a fire alarm before?
0:15 When my father saw such a power pole for the first time, his reaction was: What a laid back relation to electric engineering!
the most dad response
i design power poles for a living i cant even begin to count the number of safety violations in that cursed image
2:07 Missed the chance to say *”I wooden grill”* there.
4:34, as an dutch person who rides his bike to everywhere, i can confirm that that's duable and isn't the worst bike path i have ever seen.
0:28
Can't have been made by TF2 Engineer. Not enough gun.
Also not a practical problem
@@StephenDurnan well,
technically It Is.
Use a gun
And if that don't work use more gun
That there is a sad display boy
Engi really said:
Erectin' a telephone pole!
My neighbor has those kinds of stairs with the drawers.........and they're actually freaking epic. They come with a locking mechanism that makes the drawers not move - and they have that hydraulic system that pulls the drawer back in if left out.
I actually REALLY want those stairs.....but they're freaking expensive if you have no idea how to install them yourself.
4:47 back when I was a kid, all the playgrounds had a slide 150 cm high and a ladder with just three steps. It took so long to get up there when you're small. Usually some older kids would help you get up. Only after like 10 years they started to build playgrounds with separate areas for toddlers (small slide, low to the ground)
0:42 Hello we are humans. We are the dominant species of this planet
3:55 had a drink when when my brain just goes “It’s self destruct mode”
6:39
the sign says "BRGY. San Antonio"
the brgy means "Barangay" which is town/village in filipino. And that is very dangerous, especially when you are drunk riding on a car crashing right onto that pillar
I as Filipino I miss took "san Antonio" as "san andreas"
4:43 god they even build in the anti-aliasing
2:14 that's not stairs, that's a roblox obby
ROOOOOBLOOOOOOX
😂
It's always the stairs.
Stairs. Why the hell is it always stairs?
Thank god I could never live in some of these rich people homes. Pretty sure I'd die from just wanting a glass of water at night (I'm already clumsy enough with regular ass safe stairs at night, though mostly going back up)
The thing about stairs is the people designing them think they're being all "forward thinking" and making art of some kind. They don't understand the concept of safety and why/how stairs work. This is why you never let and art major design a house.
so fuck architets got it
blame the dumbass architects
Interior design majors actually do know and care about safety lol
4:16 robin:i have shocked myself with a wall plug once, its not fun!
Me who got electrocuted by a tv plug that wasn't even plugged in when i was like 5 or 6 and saw my exact future happen to me 4 or 5 years later:oh really?
Jesus! How are you alive!?
@@yasukazugoddessofbalance4659 it was a slight shock, it was like getting injected and feeling a slight vibration feeling in your veins
Oh come on the stairs at 3:16 are actually cool! 10/10 would fall down repeatedly.
The fire alarm thing is completely ludicrous but it can be triggered by a very accurate ball of the right size. Happened in our school because someone dodged a dodgeball and it triggered the alarm. We had to put something similar in but at least ours has a space to put your hand through
1:14 its a boiled now
when mario gets done cooking broccoli
The steering wheel thing actually is very useful - when parked. We actually sell quite a few of that design and another one that completely blocks wheel access to contractors. They use them as a desk to fill out paperwork or work on their computer. So yes, Robin is correct about them.
I like it
7:54 the "no you didn't" just sounds like the most disappointed parent ever watching their kid say he tore up a 100 dollar bill so the could have a bunch 100 dollar bills from that one bill.
That engineer voice was spot on.
Its not bad just not spot on imo
@@bubrocksnotabot ok
0:30 that guy can build an automatically firing turret that can differentiate between enemies and allies, an infinite health, ammo, and metal supply, and teleportation, all using 1960’s technology.
0:35 Can we talk about how there's a cable that says "Wireless" on it?
@@thesockbandit because its a charging cable for wireless devices...
@@thesockbandit yeah a dumb joke that i just killed. deal with it.
@@freedustin But the cable itself isn't "wireless", if it was, then it wouldn't be a cable.
2:26 imagine a blind person tries to get help with the stairs
4:57 these playgrounds actually were fairly safe as long as kids were monitored and allowed children to develop risk assessment form risky play, children actually get hurt more on todays playgrounds when they use them “wrong” and the playground, not meant to bear stress that way gives and the child falls. Children will always explore their environment make sure the environment can support that exploration also we do have trees if you don’t want to bring these back lol
when you ran out of rrom in a house building game and have to put the toilet somewhere: 6:55
3:01 is this guy living in a rust base LMAO
5:10
Exactly ONE step could have been taken to make that work. Specifically an upward one.
8:43 As a Slovak person, this made me laugh. You did an okay job pronouncing it!
Jj vysloviť bratislava po anglicky je fakt ťažké
Sounded a bit like russian lmao
but i think he got the r right
5:30 m is for milli, M is for mega
there are 4 types of posts in this video
1. wheelchair slopes that aren't slopes
2. thing made to contain hot things melted
3. Engineer TF2 design electric stuff
4. S T A I R S
Wow, these steps are amazing
*Thump, crash, bang, boom, clang, bonk, klang.
Ow
I love how the barrier bike lane @5:48 is painted like what!!
8:56 this actually seems kinda useful. I walk down the stairs in my house with my feet sideways because the lack of surface area and I imagine these could make it easier
I stayed in an AirBNB with stairs like that earlier this year. Had to make a concerted effort to not kill myself every time I went down them.
2:49 good room
except for the stairs
Don't you dare insult Conagher, man's literally smart enough to make an immortality more efficient.
5:05 where`s your kneecaps chucklenuts?
6:05 if it was a jawbreaker that would just be a ball gag
0:29 ENGIE CANONICALLY HAS 11 PHDS. He would NEVER stoop to such lows. Heck, he'd probably find a way to wirelessly transmit the electricity and use the leftover materials to build a 10-square-foot beer cooler.
(For both sets of drawer-stairs)
“You’re never going to use any of those…”
Me, who is a spinner with a fluff-stash and about a million spindles in various stages of yarn-production: *slowly raises hand* … I would?
0:08 "You're a loser, kiddo!"
1:05 my dial-up printer of a brain is still trying to process how this is dangerous
dial-up printer brain gang
Clear 220W to a bulb is too much
why is it that every time i watch an emkay video they upload a video
is it magic🤔
many of those stairs are actually something known as an alternating tread device, which is like stairs, but crammed into half the space for very small buildings. If you see funky asymmetric stairs in a small space, that's why.
1:55 this looks like it's going to send you to the backrooms
it's common for tech inventors to get ideas from scifi but nobody told the dude who made those jump skates that you shouldn't do that with roadrunner cartoons
4:50 Reminds me of my elementary schools old playground. There was obviously nothing this bad in the early 2000's, but there was one play piece that was just two pairs of metal beams that sloped up together, curved 90 degrees, and sloped back down. Obviously being elementary school children this was the most popular piece of playground equipment there.
It didn't go toooo high up, but at the peak where it curves, you were a good 6 maybe 7 feet off the ground.
9:20 There are literally plastic pull station protectors made for stuff like this, they are basically a plastic cover that can be removed quickly. They are literally OEM parts…
Also, the laser at 5:20 is 500 milliwatts. Anything above about 50 mW is considered dangerous to use without eye protection. The even scarier part is, that laser probably emits more IR light than green light due to how the laser diode works, so not only is it dangerous, but the most dangerous part of it is invisible!
7:28 Jesus Christ it’s a staircase not a rock crawling course
4:40 anti-alias on the sidewalk
I just love how their reactions are always so funny.
Lol “Dude, why is it stairs?! Why is it always STAIRS??!” in that omg I wanna die voice.
6:30 no, hidrocloric acid can and will melt a hole in you if you pour it on your skin, fun fact it can even disolve bone given enough time.
Fun fact#2 stomach acid is basically composed of hidrocloric acid and some enzymes.
Edit: time stamp
2:40 I thought that was a ramp lol
0:45 not only is it teaching kids to bite electrical outlets, but the "binky" serves as a handle to pull off the safety plug, completely nullifying it's use to prevent sticking things in the socket in the first place.
5:55 those gums are sold in my country, they are hollow inside so there is no need to be scared of breaking your jaw
Me when I start a new survival world in Minecraft 3:08
9:19 a friend of mine hit a fire alarm with a basketball once. It went off all right.
0:28 That's actually how he made the sentry's tripod. That is literally made by the engineer from TF2.
5:53 I've had one of those gumballs before don't worry, they're hollow.
6:17 in a biology test my friend and i did she wrote that hydrochloric acid was the main liquid in the circulatory system 😭
was she an xenomorph?
1:46 The ankle breaker!
Another great video by Emkay!
The last set of stairs is bloomin' TERRIFYING! Those stairs descend straight to hell.
Finally, after all these years...
r/crappydesigns
r/a**holedesigns
r/dangerousdesigns
We finally got them all....
*Dramatic gravity falls music intensifies*
3:32 Occupational Safety & Health Administration is the correct term. Those wires are also a violation of OSHA Standards
Are you not supposed to say the abbreviations phonetically? It means the same thing, but shorter.
9:07 This actually seems to be a pretty good idea if you’re parked somewhere safe
8:23 I see those everywhere!
Wait I should be worried
The fire alarm thingy happened to my brother once. Some guy on his football (soccer) team shot a ball at it and it went off. Half of our town's fire department showed up.
7:05 that's Ultimate Ears, a logitech company... they made awesome products though i hope it was just one defective charger 💀💀
I can say their "cheap" keyboards last 5+ years (downgraded to a backup keyboard because i got an RGB one for xmas 2 years ago. I always recommend logitech for cheap because for 20 CAD I havent actually needed to replace it since 2017.
Shame if their other products arent as high quality so hopefully it is a ome off
7:00 That's not "wasted space", that's an unused storage space.
Or it would be...
The fire alarm light and sound emitter in a gym is protected by metal caging to prevent it from being smashed to bits by a basketball. One could reach into the cage of the alarm handle and perhaps, push it down when necessary, but I could be wrong
2:20 Minecraft houses be like.
That Tf2 engineer voice line was 80% accurate
4:28 he's lucky that it's the pallets where the boards cover the entire thing. Try walking on ones with half of that. Every other time I go out to the warehouse for Shasta, my foot gets stuck.
8:48 as a person who's been living in the Balkans his entire life, i can assure you, that this is every wheelchair ramp there is
its not for wheel chairs. you can go up it in a wheel chair but you would need asistence
Jesus Christ that stone staircase with the green tape would be awful for me, I can’t see depth as I don’t really have depth perception, so if I look down a step I don’t know how deep it is, and some of those were normal sized but others were 3 foot drops, I would’ve broken my legs for sure.
0:01 cat
For scale of course
Where’s the rest of his limbs
3:24 Imagine POV: Plugging in a usb flash drive
7:50, a building in London actually used to be famous for that exact thing, many cars had been damaged/melted by it. The building has since been altered to not reflect and concentrate light.
3:40 wait a apartment in london that isnt a flatshare for only £750 a month!!!! gotta look into this
Once when I was around 5, I had a space around the size of a small van behind my couch so I grabbed a key out of the key jar thinking hey this looks like a van. Why not sit down and why not there is a outlet so I climbed behind the couch and STUCK THE FREAKING KEY IN THE OUTLET. Guess what I got zapped then I came crying to my mom with pitch black fingers and the outlet part I put the key in and around the wall was pitch black as well.that is my dumb story
7:29 every time you go up those stairs you gotta make a dexterity saving through
I really hope those stairs at the end aren't heading towards the basement. Imagine accidentally falling down there and breaking the steps, leaving your phone on the floor above you, and having to wait for someone to come home to rescue you.