@homem minhoca far cry 3 was pretty fun at the time and the wing suit worked without making you move like Christopher Walken in the Weapon of Choice video.
There is actually a stand up comedian called Will Smith but he's white. When I was little I stayed up all night to watch him do his set on TV and this middle aged unfunny white guy comes out.
These early episodes where they're actually trying to make content is arguably harder to enjoy than the new eps with them deliberately attempting to tank the show
Man, i remember i went to this small comedy club (it was like, the second part of a coffee shop, functioned on tips, and was open on like saturday nights) and the MC who im pretty sure had something to do with the coffee shop had this bit about his kids, and going there off and on for like 5 years, he always used the same bit, same wordings for stuff, same everything. Like, say its a 5 minute standup set, the bit was 2 minutes, either at the beginning or at the end, so he did mix up other parts, but he used the same bit over and over for so long
I have like 92 hours of Just Cause 2 and I have barely progressed through the game. The whole game is just based off the premise of “would flying around with squirrel arms and a pulley thing be fun” and it is
what would you prefer: Stav cackling and riffing or Adam's wholesome "thats very funny"(with the smile face audible)?? I think i'd fux wit Adam's JooDad reassurance.
To answer the question about Whoopie Goldberg: back in the early/mid-80s she was careful to not advertise her stage act as "stand up"; rather, she told "stories", to mostly white audiences, iirc, the type who listen to NPR. The general theme was about how the Man was keeping us all down. The style was more "funky" that "funny". You know, "stories". A great way to not come up with jokes, but whatever. In truth, the way she managed her career has been marvelous. Start out by telling street-style "stories" to (mostly) befuddled audiences, parlay that into a comic movie career, finally hit the jackpot with a pair of comedies where she plays a nun, then, as she ages, drop the movie career for a remarkably long-lived daytime TV gig. No matter what you think about her: impressive career. I've spent almost a lifetime puzzled by her appeal. I guess she was a decent comic actress. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Apparently hypnotism only really works on impressionable people susceptible to spirituality. There was a hypnotist at my highschool grad party and a lot of us volunteered for it and only myself and like maybe two other people didn't get hypnotized. So after a minute when everyone else was still mindlessly taking directions, I just looked around and then got off the stage. Lol
@@IAMmrhardcore man you musta looked hella hard. I literally typed in will smith stand up and this is the top clip. th-cam.com/video/Th5zzR5TFy4/w-d-xo.html Now keep it down will ya
Stav is fucking nuts for thinking Jim Carrey wasn’t a “good standup” some of his standup is fucking hilarious and even the bad stuff is better than most. He was really good early and never really had that chance to become a seasoned vet because he blew up before it happened
If you’re referring to the message I think you are, I really appreciate that. Shit stung, but all is forgiven brother. Hope your girlfriend is doing better
It’s weird, 24k subs def doesn’t explain it, but even keyword cumtown isn’t in the title or description. How does that work? [Just imagining people by the thousands unironically watching every single video about getting into stand up lol.]
Nick's judge mathis bit demonstratinging once again that he is the only funny one on the show. Stav is only funny when he accidentally reveals how morbidly obese he is with slipups like "thousand island stare" and adam is only funny when nick is calling him gay lol.
The way Nick describes that “as you do” thing as a hack bit when he did it not 3 minutes earlier is fantastic.
dang, my ADHD didnt notice it but this why we love the boys
Pointing out how ugly Ron Jeremy is to a man who could play Ron Jeremy in a biopic is hilarious
Its wild he can straight up fly with just some webbing in his armpits
Pissed me off watching it, how the hell does he fly "up" when obviously he is too slow for it REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@homem minhoca far cry 3 was pretty fun at the time and the wing suit worked without making you move like Christopher Walken in the Weapon of Choice video.
Its only possible because the character has a labia that stretches and hooks onto their heels
@@yummyyum4626 i thought id be the only one criticizing the background gameplay LOL the "gliding up" was tilting the fuck out of me XD
@homem minhoca THEN WHY IS IT PISSING ME OFF!?!?!!
Nick: "yea i wasnt actually hypnotized..."
also Nick: "yea he made me reach down her shirt"
oh well, the show must go on and all that
Also Nick: "Which I was fine with."
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Nick not understanding how being hypnotized works while being hypnotized
Dude flying around was smooth as hell
Just casually flying UPHILL with some extra armpit hair
@@das_it_mane🤓 🤓
There is actually a stand up comedian called Will Smith but he's white. When I was little I stayed up all night to watch him do his set on TV and this middle aged unfunny white guy comes out.
What about comedian "Bob Marley"?
@@ShamblesDoctor I'm from Maine and he is very popular up here, cuz he"talks like a fisha-man" or some shit. The guy isn't even gay.
I wonder if the comedian Michael Myers knows him.
More relevant than ever.
Love the flying forever in just cause 3
Saying "As one does..." as an interjection when someone says something strange or out of the ordinary, is a very simple way to get cheap laughs.
John Mulaney 101, baby. That said, I like John Mulaney
As one does.
Also "if I had a nickel for every time I heard that"
Ep 1 stav sounds so different I almost thought the recording was altered.
He sounds like 14 yeas old
My boyfriends
But are you gay ????????
@@thespiderpumpkinstudioz3328 You must be new here
@@paulfroelich1024 Nah man just curious (and gay)
@@thespiderpumpkinstudioz3328 a thousand times over yes
@@paulfroelich1024 I've been here back before the gays showed up.
That last joke from Adam 100% sounds like it was something he heard Nick say 2 weeks ago.
you know that Adam doesn't really steal Nick's jokes, right? It's Nick fucking with his friend
@@StudioScarecrowMy gay lover actually showed me proof that Adam does, in fact, steal Nick’s jokes
Nick explaining hypnotism and being disappointed it isn’t real magic as if that isn’t already the premise
That judge Mathis bit is actually pretty good and holds up
These early episodes where they're actually trying to make content is arguably harder to enjoy than the new eps with them deliberately attempting to tank the show
Because they are talking more seriously here I guess, more than riffing on wgatever like they do now, its good either way
No it's because your dad is gay
Weirdly enough, its easier to do work to
why are they trying to tank it though. I've been wondering about that
@@mikeLivornese cause the fans suck and they've made enough money to retire forever if they've been responsible.
Man, i remember i went to this small comedy club (it was like, the second part of a coffee shop, functioned on tips, and was open on like saturday nights) and the MC who im pretty sure had something to do with the coffee shop had this bit about his kids, and going there off and on for like 5 years, he always used the same bit, same wordings for stuff, same everything. Like, say its a 5 minute standup set, the bit was 2 minutes, either at the beginning or at the end, so he did mix up other parts, but he used the same bit over and over for so long
Cool story. So is the guy still doing the same set at the same Coffee Shop?
@@Friquido last i went was like... 2018? But yeah, guy did the same bit then too lol
How big was his peice?
Ok. Thanks for letting us know David
I went to this same kind of thing but it was on Thursdays at a coffee shop. Sadly with the guy.
Nick psyched himself into being hypnotized.
How about another joke, adam?
He only shits himself every 3 years
while non chalantly pouring a glass of water
That judge Mathis stuff was fuckin gold
I have like 92 hours of Just Cause 2 and I have barely progressed through the game.
The whole game is just based off the premise of “would flying around with squirrel arms and a pulley thing be fun” and it is
Just cause 3 is worth over number 2. We don't talk about 4 though
thats a head bobbing outro track you got Steve
Read ya booook…… xDDD.
These guys owe me money
never recovered from fruit lerpups
More like 5 am
what would you prefer: Stav cackling and riffing or Adam's wholesome "thats very funny"(with the smile face audible)??
I think i'd fux wit Adam's JooDad reassurance.
Taking stavvy on this one (from the back)
Adam sounds like he would shocking at stand up by listening to the pod but he probably honestly kills it
the judge mathis bit is actually funny
Huhu that's so funny, that's really funny. That's so good.
*shits pants*
"on the pod"
Comes in to do a podcast
Does nothing
Shits himself
Refuses to elaborate further
Leaves
one of the trucks
"me and my grandfather get togevver every saturday"
The best part about this gay podcast is YT doesn’t put ads on it
The boys are zooted in the second clip lol
homerun chippah
Whoooo I’m flying
Skrill Axe
Nick and Stav sound so wholesome in Ep1. Adam is so gay
My favorite part of this story was Stav not remembering a majority of it
Getting started in laying on top of me.
To answer the question about Whoopie Goldberg: back in the early/mid-80s she was careful to not advertise her stage act as "stand up"; rather, she told "stories", to mostly white audiences, iirc, the type who listen to NPR. The general theme was about how the Man was keeping us all down. The style was more "funky" that "funny". You know, "stories". A great way to not come up with jokes, but whatever. In truth, the way she managed her career has been marvelous. Start out by telling street-style "stories" to (mostly) befuddled audiences, parlay that into a comic movie career, finally hit the jackpot with a pair of comedies where she plays a nun, then, as she ages, drop the movie career for a remarkably long-lived daytime TV gig. No matter what you think about her: impressive career. I've spent almost a lifetime puzzled by her appeal. I guess she was a decent comic actress. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Banging Ted Danson and also being cool with him in blackface next to her, had to have helped a bit. Career in exchange for credibility. 🌚
Man the physics in just cause are ridiculous
Ly awesome
@@40isles2august😂
Stav is good at telling stories
Hell yeah dude
That judge Mathis bit was fucking hilarious
Stav at the beginning delivers the worst told story I’ve ever heard in my life lol
The pattern of all their first bits is interesting.....
More like getting started in podcasting….and 5am
Shout out to teammate Stormy Daniels
I gotta get this game
wtf I"ve been playing Just Cause 3 while listening to cumtown??
I climaxed in my sock while watching that just cause gameplay
Stav acting like he isn't still terrible at standup
Peep his TH-cam, lotta people got bad taste
@@jellofan1578 Its funny . You listen to a podcast called cumtown. Talk abt taste smh
love adam heree
10:02 “that’s very good”
Is it? Is it though?
I can not imagine looking up to will smith like they do.
If anyone still plays JC3 on PS4 I need to be called out on any feat to 100% the trophies
nick wondering why there’s no intern like he isn’t the one keeping them from being monetized
ive never heard adam be funny on his own
You posted this one year ago
You posted this one year ago
everything was going great then i heard adams voice
Why does his voice change? On some episode his voice is so low and sleepy
@@tank2224 he’s on coke
Eddie sounds based.
They should've stuck with the fake intern bit ala Dr Disrespect
Though thinking about it, they already have Adam as a punching bag
Apparently hypnotism only really works on impressionable people susceptible to spirituality. There was a hypnotist at my highschool grad party and a lot of us volunteered for it and only myself and like maybe two other people didn't get hypnotized. So after a minute when everyone else was still mindlessly taking directions, I just looked around and then got off the stage. Lol
13:35 for personal use
2:15 is one of the funniest things Ive ever heard and i am seriously gay
READ YA BOOK!
What's the name of that track at the end it's fuckin awesome
Links in the description
anyone know what that song at the end is?
I do
Well, there kind of are zombies in the Bible. When Jesus was killed, Matt. 27:52 claims that dead saints rose from their graves.
Was it rich guzzi?
What's the ending song name it's actually kind of nice
Links in the description
@@StevenSeagull That's a shit song name
Read your book. ✝️
13:15 -- 14:00
Whered the bust go
I got suspended. It’ll be back soon
Ginzberg
Theyre wrong on will smiths stand up. He tried it in the early 90's. It sounds like it was just as bad then too. BIG WILLIE STYLE
I can't find a single source that supports this claim
@@IAMmrhardcore man you musta looked hella hard. I literally typed in will smith stand up and this is the top clip. th-cam.com/video/Th5zzR5TFy4/w-d-xo.html Now keep it down will ya
Stav is fucking nuts for thinking Jim Carrey wasn’t a “good standup” some of his standup is fucking hilarious and even the bad stuff is better than most. He was really good early and never really had that chance to become a seasoned vet because he blew up before it happened
Nick Mullen stole by bits.
Of course, their intern is a dude named Mike. I’m a fat gay
what is that game? looks like some dumb physics
Just cause
The flightsuit physics in this game are beyond irritating
wheres the stream
I’m at work and my roommates flipped the breaker to do some electrical work. It’ll be back up in a few hours when I get home
I’m in the closet
13:26 Judge Mathis
READ YA BOOK!
There’s about 100 Bible verses reference zombies.
What game is this? I wish to play
Just Cause 3!
@@StevenSeagull its therapeutic
It’s somehow simultaneously the best and worst game ever made
@@StevenSeagull garbage as a game, amazing as a spiderman simulator.
Stav as wario
Will Smith is probably better at stand up than Brandon Schlaub
That judge Mathis joke is hilarious. Perfect racist joke -black guy
I would love to be the intern on Cumtown. It might be a little weird though because I have a long running personal friendship with Nick Mullen
more like relationship cause you're gay with him
Stav sounds like hes 12 in episode 1
Stav fucked that story so bad, I didn’t think it could be saved
Burnt Chrysler?
Miss u gull sorry for crimes against discord i
If you’re referring to the message I think you are, I really appreciate that. Shit stung, but all is forgiven brother. Hope your girlfriend is doing better
@@StevenSeagull love you seagull ive been such a bitch u didnt deserve it
weird I listened to cumtown whilst playin jc3 too
It's kinda crazy how this got 10k views in 7 hrs
It’s weird, 24k subs def doesn’t explain it, but even keyword cumtown isn’t in the title or description. How does that work? [Just imagining people by the thousands unironically watching every single video about getting into stand up lol.]
13:15
I don't know anything about physics but I feel like it wouldn't be possible to fly straight up in a wing suit, I feel like that'd make you sink?
When I was 13 I could have filled a zoot suit in a week...tops.
I am gay.
Zombies
Pixies
Unicorns
Talking animals
All in the Bible.
Let me be the intern, serious inquiry.
Nick's judge mathis bit demonstratinging once again that he is the only funny one on the show. Stav is only funny when he accidentally reveals how morbidly obese he is with slipups like "thousand island stare" and adam is only funny when nick is calling him gay lol.
Been listening for a while now and stav's validation-seeking laugh still rly irritates me
Thousand island stare is the funniest shit ever
Nick is the Kurt Cobain to Stav and Adam's Krist Novoselic.
Queerst Novogaylic
@@robotbjorn4952 stav is definitely dave grohl at least man
I’m gay as fuck
God I hate the music at the end so much.