Working in a (American, trust fund, white owned) call center honestly made me go from being a normal happy adjusted person to thinking "I'd rather drive this fucking car off this cliff than go into work" AVOID IT
@@ZeranZeran My buddy tried to sell me on starting at a call center with him. A month later, he was telling me about how during one of his training sessions he asked a survey question about Obama & got to hear the guy on the other line drop n-bombs while his black supervisor was standing next to him, taking the call with him.
Cassandra was actually Nick's one true love, but his unwillingness to acknowledge his own autism forced him to turn away from her, leading him down the long sad path towards complete mental collapse that he is currently on.
At work I had a guy and his girlfriend come up to my till and he had a theatrical cane with a bejeweled handle and two massive ToysRUs bags full of teddy bears. I work at a movie theatre.
I used to work at Dish network, god that was such a shit job. I was one of those employees who hated his job so much that i was constantly calling out sick, yet somehow always skated the line of not getting fired. they had a point system for attendance and every time one point would fall off and would go off final warning i would call in that day and proceed to sit around and get shit faced drunk and jerk off all day. I was literally the worst employee ever, but since their standards were so low, they somehow kept me for over a year and a half....i don't know how i didnt get fired a long time before that.
This is the only way in that line of work at what I can only assume is the same exact same company I worked for. Beats being one of the freaks who take that as a serious career and wear suits.
Stav calling someone a piece of shit for not being able to handle working at a call center meanwhile he couldn’t handle making 6 figures working on a podcast
I called a bank a few days ago to help my Spanish-only speaking uncle pay off his car loan. They could tell him his balance over the phone but getting a physical doc of his payoff amount could only be done by fax or mail AFTER having mailed or faxed a written request.
I worked at a call center doing costumer service for the patriarchy. I read from a script listing slanderous slurs and sexist cis speech. Most of the calls were from Karen's wanting to speak to the manager of microaggressions. My boss busted me listening to Cumtown and fired me for being gay.
@@Speedojesus You're still using the Mynamajeff joke that was old five years ago. You're subbed to Vaush. And you're unironically calling things cringe. The lack of self awareness is amazing. Can you say "my wife" like Borat while you talk about your love of woke identity politics? You're so cool.
My first job when I was in high school was telemarketing. I was 17 then, and people used to mess with the names on the call list. This was 2000/2001 so people used to edit a potential customer's name as "Morphius" and "Neo." I lasted roughly 2 months and then I just abandoned the job and never looked back.
I worked customer retention for major isp and every month I would call them up and just threaten them with canceling my shit. Haven't payed for my internet for like 2 years now.
@@ZeranZeran Frontier is the same way. But you can just cancel your account and reopen in your roommate's/wife's/girlfriend's name...then go back and forth once the discount period is over.
Was gonna say how is the job market so bad when people like furries and Nick can can get jobs? Then I remembered this was in Am*rica so they're probably paid like $10/hour anyway.
90% of those call center jobs take zero skill. If you can take a phone call and can use a computer, they will hire you. They have a really high turn over rate, so they don't care much about who they hire.
Nick has had every working class job that ever has existed
Working in a (American, trust fund, white owned) call center honestly made me go from being a normal happy adjusted person to thinking "I'd rather drive this fucking car off this cliff than go into work"
AVOID IT
@@ZeranZeran Yeah they're joking in the clip, but it sounds legitimately hellish and surreal.
He's a veritable Jack-off-of-all-trades.
@@ZeranZeran My buddy tried to sell me on starting at a call center with him. A month later, he was telling me about how during one of his training sessions he asked a survey question about Obama & got to hear the guy on the other line drop n-bombs while his black supervisor was standing next to him, taking the call with him.
@@ZeranZeran go work for shaniqua then
Cassandra was actually Nick's one true love, but his unwillingness to acknowledge his own autism forced him to turn away from her, leading him down the long sad path towards complete mental collapse that he is currently on.
“What a fucking stupid life”
Stav is a bald legend
I think about this line all the time
@@jakeklutts864same here. Nicks life used to be so sad. Imagine being one of nicks parents during his 20s 😂
While Stav has the most pathetic, worthless, stupid life in history.
@@Garrett1240 Where's the sad part? Working mediocre jobs to support yourself in your 20s is something the vast majority of people go through.
@@no_misaki because he was a massive man-child
Walking around with a theatrical cane is several levels above wearing a fedora and fingerless gloves.
its some how more lame and cool at the same time
The top hat and goggles level
The final form.
At work I had a guy and his girlfriend come up to my till and he had a theatrical cane with a bejeweled handle and two massive ToysRUs bags full of teddy bears. I work at a movie theatre.
There’s a guy who works overnight at Walmart here who wears a samurai skirt and those Japanese toe sock things with sandals
“First of all imagine a workplace with 600 people and I’m the coolest one there. “
his dad gives me a TON of insight into why nick is the way he is
I bet thats who he based his prank call persona off of. The one where he's a droning on with endless questions as an old man with the last name Elmo.
His mom too lol.
Nick is a working class hero
“Good afternoon, how dare you call Amazon”
God they have such good quotes
I love this shit because there’s never ads on the video
install uBlock Origin you cretin
2:50 stav having to take like 5 seconds to even process the barking gets me every time
I used to work at Dish network, god that was such a shit job. I was one of those employees who hated his job so much that i was constantly calling out sick, yet somehow always skated the line of not getting fired. they had a point system for attendance and every time one point would fall off and would go off final warning i would call in that day and proceed to sit around and get shit faced drunk and jerk off all day. I was literally the worst employee ever, but since their standards were so low, they somehow kept me for over a year and a half....i don't know how i didnt get fired a long time before that.
My hero
This is the only way in that line of work at what I can only assume is the same exact same company I worked for. Beats being one of the freaks who take that as a serious career and wear suits.
i worked as a construction foreman just drinking cheap beer in my truck getting absolutely shit faced and it took me two years to get fired
this podcast is great for the hangover recovery period
Nick's Career Resume is the WoW Create a Character menu.
sitting at that screen now
adam shat his pants
He should have gone to lawschool
he had fruit and gataorade last night
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Adam never shat his pants
The greatest cold open of anything ever
nick’s heart shining through is what makes this a good podcast. “He has to be Tony because of people like you!”
Seagull is a real my man for this one
No he's a gay seagull
@@dawsonjosiahwilliams are there gay seagulls?
@@nuancecontraire if Beavis and Butthead taught us anything, it's that lesbian seagulls exist. Also I'm gay.
@@pigguy huhuh, uhhh, that's like cool
@@nuancecontraire yes. They're called Pelicans.
“What a stupid life” 😂 1:04
Stav calling someone a piece of shit for not being able to handle working at a call center meanwhile he couldn’t handle making 6 figures working on a podcast
Ted Bundy also worked in a call centre. And he was gay
💯
On a lighter note he was also a serial killer.
Steven Seagull just fatly uploading at 3:00 in the morning.
studd mode
The windwaker guy is based as fuck
I love that when Nick talks about his dad he basically describes and does the voice for Milhouse’s dad from the simpsons
I worked at a call center for a brief period, and we used to prank call it too. It’s hilarious.
"What a stupid life" is a Stav all-timer
More like Neil Datass Tightson. whoops wrong clip
nail datazz tightone
“Calling her m’lady.”
I use to flirt with my homophobic manager at toys r us
Cute
Gay
gay
Kind of based tbh
Details
back when the show didnt depress the shit out of me
Wats it like now?
@@rickymoen9482 gay
@@tinman96 whatcu mean baby
@@tinman96 always has been babe
This MUST be animated into a cartoon
The call centre stories never get old, even in the seventeen different ways he told them.
stav audibly getting excited when nick describes the place he worked at is so funny lol
I always come back to this clip to listen to Jeremy freak out
"what a fucking stupid life"
I would’ve probably fell in love with Cassandra
I love how Stav says "Maybe the Republicans were right" with no further elaboration
It's because everyone understands what he means.
"what a fucking stupid life" is the funniest shit
I called a bank a few days ago to help my Spanish-only speaking uncle pay off his car loan. They could tell him his balance over the phone but getting a physical doc of his payoff amount could only be done by fax or mail AFTER having mailed or faxed a written request.
Cool
The woman who brought a doll to work and brushed it hair all day sounds like some sort of freak serial killer.
normal callcentre work..
she sounded like she would bring a 2nd tiny lunch box for the doll
@@gronizherz3603 and she'd make tiny meals to put in the second lunch box and it would be empty by the end of the day
Smash next question
the windwaker guy sounds like cory spazkid
I worked at a call center doing costumer service for the patriarchy. I read from a script listing slanderous slurs and sexist cis speech. Most of the calls were from Karen's wanting to speak to the manager of microaggressions. My boss busted me listening to Cumtown and fired me for being gay.
Very cringe and very gay.
@@Speedojesus
You're still using the Mynamajeff joke that was old five years ago. You're subbed to Vaush. And you're unironically calling things cringe. The lack of self awareness is amazing.
Can you say "my wife" like Borat while you talk about your love of woke identity politics? You're so cool.
@@davidbohm1866 With any luck, your comment will cause him to finally pull the trigger.
What's Vaush Is that like a more gay chapo traphouse or something
@@rustyshackleford4300 yes exactly.
Every low-level office environment is like this.
Good afternoon, how dare you call Amazon lmao
This game looks fun but also looks hard as shit.
You are exactly correct
You are all 3 correct
That ups driver is in the teamster union, there’s zero chance they did anything to reprimand him lol
come for the bits, stay for the end music
Nick plays bf1 that rocks
Nick describing dasha
Seeing Nick wear a Milwaukee hat fills me with a really gay anger.
That’s so hot… because I’m gay.
That’s so hot… because I’m gay.
What do you have against milwaukee? I ask as a gay Wisconsinite
@@startledmilk6670 not gay enough
@@startledmilk6670 It's the tool brand.
Stav would crack within three months doing the same job he mocks Jeremy for doing tho
Stavros is a cringe connoisseur.
Hell yes
the windwaker guy sounds fucking awesome
My first job when I was in high school was telemarketing. I was 17 then, and people used to mess with the names on the call list. This was 2000/2001 so people used to edit a potential customer's name as "Morphius" and "Neo." I lasted roughly 2 months and then I just abandoned the job and never looked back.
This helps me with my emotions
Worked in a call center doing customer service for a medical insurance company for about a year. Shit RUINED me.
Outro-music is sweet
Gracias
pull that man off the front line hes shellshocked
Nicks dad is a real life Randy Marsh
playing noita and listening to cumtown < playing noita while watching noita and listening to cumtown
I've yet to beat this game
@@badxradxandy Same lol, like 140 hours already and no win
Looks like Terraria
what is a nutella
@@PuppetierMaster It's cum mixed with assjuice and dickcheese.
Working at call centers. A once in a lifetime experience. Never again.
Never worked at call center but had set with a few there and this is accurate
haha man my buddies are the best
Damn! Wasn't expecting Noita when I clicked. Surprised the hell outta mina =p
I’m Filipino, and gay.
Which part is worse to live with?
@@graysteel reading your posts
Filligayno
I'm sorry to hear that.
Congrats on being gay though
@@__loafy__ Gaynapino
"EXCUSE ME, LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER."
"I'd like to complain about the associate that answered my call. They said I was a gay bug that eats dust."
I just got a job at a customer service call center selling citrus fruit.
I’m so excited for my first day.
This podcast will end in tragedy somehow… that’s what the dark music at the end told me
I worked customer retention for major isp and every month I would call them up and just threaten them with canceling my shit. Haven't payed for my internet for like 2 years now.
I try this with AT&T, they're just like "OK then"
Those cunts know I have no other choice
@@ZeranZeran Frontier is the same way. But you can just cancel your account and reopen in your roommate's/wife's/girlfriend's name...then go back and forth once the discount period is over.
Yyyupp. My parents have Frontier...fun times.
Well it works when there's more than one company in the area.
@@AlphaFoxAdam I used to work for frontier in a call center fuck that place and the customers.
thats some deep discussion. amazing podcast
This is so fucking funny
Hell yeah dude
God this is too good
Honestly, Im happy for the call center furries. Like, how nice they have their little community where they can be their authentic weirdo selfs.
I know his name isnt Tony. He's lying to me saying his name's Tony.
The realness here.
Nick's voice autotunes at 0:54
Sir Karen Mullen
Malaysian represent! only time the name is not sullied by Nick
Damn I think me and Nick had the same job like 10 years ago
What was the name of that song at the end?
What is the outro music?
Oh shit, a fellow gay BF fan.
I'm so jealous that Nick worked with furries
What’s the song at the end
Was gonna say how is the job market so bad when people like furries and Nick can can get jobs?
Then I remembered this was in Am*rica so they're probably paid like $10/hour anyway.
90% of those call center jobs take zero skill. If you can take a phone call and can use a computer, they will hire you. They have a really high turn over rate, so they don't care much about who they hire.
Nick should've pranked them as Gay Actor Michael Douglas
Conquest battlefield bro
Turn up the volume levels man
Holy hell fellers I do listen to Kiss and fucking like Led Zeppelin or whatever from from time to time but I do love me some occasional hamtaro
Malaysians are a wonderful people
I am physically attracted to Adam and Nick. Not Stav.
What is the name of this specific outro song? I like the vibe
th-cam.com/video/HXm_cmbvmok/w-d-xo.html
Chevelle - The Red acoustic version
5:19 I think people give an unhygienic vibe. I think that’s what it is. Hahaha
Stavs opinions
heal
8:25
Finally a stretch of audio where they aren’t making gay jokes every 10 seconds
What is this game
0:00
noita
Neato
Aye don't Noita if this is my kinda game boot oimma giver the ol play. Ize frum Birmingham buy the waye
what game is this
Noita
1:05 9:23
Are these the games you nerds play w you $4,000 gaming computers?? 😆
No, you're looking for Naruto: Konaha Trainer
I bought a 3080 and immediately fired up CS GO
Stav is so cringe sometimes