Bro it's a honor to have duke nukem destroy your toilet. If he clogged it people will buy his poop and you won't have to continue working at the gas station anymore lmao
@pablo from backyardigans memes I saw playthroughs and reviews, and yeahhh, it looks incredibly sloppy. There's a 2001 trailer that advertises a far better looking game.
@pablo from backyardigans memes with some games, you can just tell how poorly made they are. Duke Nukem Forever is a great example, so is Mass Effect Andromeda. Also, I've seen reviews such as Angry Joe's and GmanLives' that go into great detail about the game.
@pablo from backyardigans memes dude, if you search "Duke Nukem Forever review" the results are negative reviews. Stop getting so triggered simply because I don't want to play a disappointing Duke Nukem game that was in development hell for more than a decade and could've instead been an amazing classic FPS from the early 2000's.
@pablo from backyardigans memes Duke Nukem Forever is average, which is even worse tbh. A mediocre game that crammed then prevalent fps mechanics (regenerating health, quick time events, linear maps, limited gun carrying capacity, infinite ammo crates, and turret sections) and ruined what old school fps were supposed to be about: fast-paced action. Check out Doom (2016 & Eternal) for a good example of a modern reboot of a franchise.
@pablo from backyardigans memes I played through Forever and it's terrible. Sorry but to me it's an unoriginal "modern" shooter that had little charm. The modern Doom games like Doom Eternal are what Forever should've been like: fast paced arena shooters with plenty of well designed and satisfying action, with the Duke charm sprinkled in for good measure.
I just use a bitcrusher plugin, but the details of the specific one I use can be found here: twitter.com/GetGianni/status/1219849994297016322 Thank you!
secret end: insert the cheat code in the readme file into the weird snes controller in the storage room and you will become sans duke nukem is so perplexed that he craps himself out of existence roll credits
Your laugh at the end made me giggle nonstop. I was trying hard to suppress my laughter but it ended up sounding like I was eating something crunchy. Dear God. This was fucking funny. [TRUE END]
I love how the Good ending is you spending multiple hours deep cleaning a restroom.
Yeah because DUKE NUKEM shit in your bathroom
no good deed goes unpunished
At least you have your head on the neck
I’m fucking dying holy shit
Bro it's a honor to have duke nukem destroy your toilet. If he clogged it people will buy his poop and you won't have to continue working at the gas station anymore lmao
your last laugh sounds like a car alarm.
lmao fuck yeah thanks
@@GianniMatragrano ayy
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Duke Nukem is such a badass he makes having small bladder and IBS look cool af
😂
I don't have *FOREVER*
Whats wrong Pucci, why do you want to reset the Universe?
That was honestly the most subtley hilarious joke
D4C brought me here
He’ll get out of the bathroom “when it’s done”
Bruh you literally have forever
This can't be cannon. Duke would have whipped it out and pissed on the glass
Under the glass
*THROUGH* the glass.
All of the above if he wanted
@@tytori1 Power piss!
Your thinking of the Postal Dude.
...Which now avtually still fits considering Postal 4
Duke Nukem holding a cigar like a cigarette brings me life
I cannot for the life of me get over "huhuhu, whadda mess"
thanks, kid
I'm Duke Nukem, and I have to take a big Duke right now
NO I AM DUKE NUKEM YOU CHUMP
im Duke nukem and i need to drop a nuke right now
@@lukasharmon4965
im duke nukem and i need to nuke a duke
Dookie Nookie
amazing as always
THANK YOU as always!
"I don't have Forever"
At least duke has enough self respect to not buy his own game that ruined his franchise
"I DON'T HAVE FOREVER." Eventually WE did, and it sucked.....
@pablo from backyardigans memes I saw playthroughs and reviews, and yeahhh, it looks incredibly sloppy. There's a 2001 trailer that advertises a far better looking game.
@pablo from backyardigans memes with some games, you can just tell how poorly made they are. Duke Nukem Forever is a great example, so is Mass Effect Andromeda. Also, I've seen reviews such as Angry Joe's and GmanLives' that go into great detail about the game.
@pablo from backyardigans memes dude, if you search "Duke Nukem Forever review" the results are negative reviews. Stop getting so triggered simply because I don't want to play a disappointing Duke Nukem game that was in development hell for more than a decade and could've instead been an amazing classic FPS from the early 2000's.
@pablo from backyardigans memes Duke Nukem Forever is average, which is even worse tbh. A mediocre game that crammed then prevalent fps mechanics (regenerating health, quick time events, linear maps, limited gun carrying capacity, infinite ammo crates, and turret sections) and ruined what old school fps were supposed to be about: fast-paced action. Check out Doom (2016 & Eternal) for a good example of a modern reboot of a franchise.
@pablo from backyardigans memes I played through Forever and it's terrible. Sorry but to me it's an unoriginal "modern" shooter that had little charm. The modern Doom games like Doom Eternal are what Forever should've been like: fast paced arena shooters with plenty of well designed and satisfying action, with the Duke charm sprinkled in for good measure.
Dude; how do your get your voice to sound so low def, as if its from the video game? Sounds exactly like it
I just use a bitcrusher plugin, but the details of the specific one I use can be found here:
twitter.com/GetGianni/status/1219849994297016322
Thank you!
@@GianniMatragrano wait what it's all fake?
@@ulugbeglu what did you just expect him to talk like an old radio the whole time?
@@gmeeer9165 yeah i remember the famous duke nuke em quote
"it's time to drive under the influence"
@@gmeeer9165 nahh
0:34 when you own almost every Duke Nukem game in your collection so it's easier to tell people what game you don't have
hearing Gianni laugh is the most genuine and wholesome thing I've ever heard. You deserve verification.
Ah yes, famous action hero pants piss'em
canon end is duke just ripping in his pants because instant satisfaction wins over long time commitment
[TRUE END]
Hmm your pfp looks familiar
Your name...it is creepy
Duke Nuken' his pants
This comment made me spit Coke all over my screen I hope you're happy!
@@scoob6505 That makes my day xD
@@foxbyte0157 Im glad :D
BATENDAH
I ONLY PAY HOOKAR
MY NAME DOUK NOUK KEM
I SCHÜT ALIEN
LOS ANGELES
"I'm Vine Saucem ! That bastard Mike Love stole my meat again !"
When did this cross over to Arnold Terminator
Terminator trying to be Dukem Nuke
D U K I N U K I ?
A rare case of Gianni speaking with a human voice
This is ELITE CONTENT
"you cant enter without a facemask." I will push my ass against the glass and take a shit.
DO NOT
Why did it take 6-friggin’-months to get recommended this gold showered comedy gold?
Subbed, my good man 👌
As a guy who’s deep cleaned bathrooms before, I would have to say I’d rather get my head ripped off and my neck shit down.
im having a fever dream. i have never seen phillip banks in any context outside of tumblr. i've known of his presence for 6 years. wtf
ITS REAL LIFE NOT A DREAM
@@dukenukem8381 thanks duke nukem
Thanks for giving me something new to look up
gianni's laugh gives me life, I love it
"Oh god, it's as if someone throw poop all over the place!"
I like that he just announces his name wherever he goes
It's Duke Fucking Nukem, you let his ass in!
I’m here to Duke Nukes and Nuke Dukes and I’m all outta Nukes
*Shits down neck*
Nukem: Tough shit
IIII... SHIIIT MY PAANTS... NEVER MIND KID.
god i love the wheeze in the outtakes. it sells it.
Sounds like Duke Nukem fandom
The most baffling thing is that those posts were made on my birthday
Phillip never fails to make me bust a gut
Dude, he's been waiting for 15 years already, can't he wait a lil' bit more 'till i open the bathroom door?
this guy solves the world's roasted peanut problem
secret end: insert the cheat code in the readme file into the weird snes controller in the storage room and you will become sans
duke nukem is so perplexed that he craps himself out of existence
roll credits
The goofs at the end made it even better
The drawings had me weak xD
Gianni's laugh can cure cancer
I WANNA TURN THIS INTO A SCRATCH GAME BUT SCRATCH RULES SY NO
This guy and I draw the exact same. Like the exact same. I had to do a double take and think "wait did I draw Duke nukem?"
I love the outtakes.
"I don't have forever!"
That aged... interestingly.
This is a trip
"He can't enter without a face mask-"
*LAUGHS IN PINWHEEL*
Duke must’ve eaten a taco from del taco
as a janitor i am very very conflicted
I'd like to see this as an actual game...
So this is why he's been banned from Dave and Buster's.
now that i work at a place with a bathroom this has become a nightmare
This is me working at outback
Your laugh at the end made me giggle nonstop. I was trying hard to suppress my laughter but it ended up sounding like I was eating something crunchy. Dear God. This was fucking funny.
[TRUE END]
Your a fucking gold mine of a man for doing this. Thank you for making my day.
I love philliph bankss.
Considering I already have to deal with what women do to their restrooms on a daily basis, I would absolutely let him in for the chance to meet Duke 🤣
The "I don't have forever" i way funnier than it should be
Your voice at the start sounds like one of the cops from condemned lmao
Hey Gianni if by God's grace the Duke Forever 2001 beta/alpha/thing is ever leaked to the public, can you voice any missing Duke lines if we need them
“I don’t have forever”
I know that feel
This is gold
i had no idea this was uploaded on my birthday LOL
i hate that i just entered the bathroom and sat down just to see rhis
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?😂😆🤣
Duke Poopem
This is unfound gold
Can’t say Duke without dook
Can't say Duke without D
You hear kicking on the glass*
This video scares me because I’m currently in my bathroom
Hol up, wtf kind of question is "Is your bathroom open?"
A.
LOGICAL.
QUESTION.
what if... you're working at home?
*I shouldn't think these things..*
0:33 G O L D haahahhhahhah x'D aaaa damn it, amazing haha
Your normal voice sounds like text to speech
*I scream like a little girl*
Angry himbo.wav
em referring to bathrooms
this physically hurt me by making me laugh to hard making me enter a coughing fit loud enough to wake people in china (I live in America)
Nice timeline
Duke Nukin 'em toilets
In my opinion, the Good End leads to Forever, so I won't do that.
duke nuke the bathroom
HUHUHU WHUDDA MESS
How many takes do you have to do before you can say this kind of shit without your lungs collapsing?
Wait, is "forever" meant to look like it's from the Duke Nukem Forever title? Holy...
There should have been a dookie pun, it was right there -1000/10.
Gianni, a serious question.
Does Gabriel call V1 an "insignificant fuck" during his dying "I'll be back" speech in Ultrakill?
my phone froze
Why is the true end better than the good end
OOPS I PISSED
More Outtakes?
"Huhuhuhu whadda mess"
Uncle Rey!!!
I got the bad ending
i hate this so much but it's also so funny
Do a steve blum impression
he sounds like underthemayo in this..
I am toast
Ahhh, Much better