Please do not ask me to do anymore compilations of Unexpected Quotes of Duke. I just don't feel like it. If you all want to go at it yourself, just go for it.
I have no feelings, positive or negative, about the idea of you making another compilation of Duke Quotes. Furthermore, even if i could come to a conclusion on the matter - my ability to influence you to take course of action that i see as a correct one is farely limited and unlikely will make any lasting impact on you as a person. One can even hypothesize that odds of you reading this very message im currently typing are rather slim, to say the least. Therefore, you realistically can only rely on your own judgement, wit, moral compass and past experieces in order to decide if making another compilation of quotes from a famous video game character Duke "Nuke" Em will be a worthwhile endevour. But, i feel like i could not leave my fellow man completly empty handed in this pecuilar situation. When making said decision i advice excersing extreme caution, take in consideration all possible outcomes of resulting action or inaction, as well as possible benifits, time and resource costs.
Well, you still need to do an audio effect for this to sound correctly, I think it's called bit crunching. Since the original DN3D audio was 8-bit (if I remember right). So Jon chose the right one.
childish: I’m Going To Hit The Water With My Tinkle This Time. My Mom Is Taking Us To Toys R Us boring: I Don’t Have Erectile Dysfunction I’m Just Tired. My Doctor Recommended I Get A Colonoscopy
Blame Dandy Bitchford. Although I do think some of the console titles are a little underrated, but a lot of them are also kinda shit, or are just straight up Tomb Raider clones down to the engine.
That's just sad, that Randy ownes the franchise and doesn't do shit, even though DOOM comeback and 90s-like shooters are very much demanded for FPS-fans. Gearbox should sell franchise to someone passionate for this kind of shooters, like New Blood or 3D Realms.
@@ChainikVlad New Blood with Duke Nukem would be a fucking dream, just need to get John St . John to come back, but he is currently busy with Postal 4. I do like the references he makes in Postal 4 as call backs to his time as the King.
I'd say Sonic is right there with them, what with their social media being so fondly cherished by the fans, but once in a blue moon they have a good game. Speaking of, Jon St. John is the Big King Baby. And he will save his frog.
Honestly I would love for a mod which adds these lines into the game, some of them are actually pretty Duke-like: "I've forgotten what those alien bastards did to me," and then he proceeds to murder several.
"It's Time To Be In A Happy Monogamous Relationship For Many Years" If Duke Nukem Forever had been set in that timeline, it might actually have worked out.
I mean... Isn't it is supposed to sound like that originally? The game is pretty old P.S. didn't play Duke Nukem, can't be sure about the first statement
@@exys2086 Yeah the audio is bit-crunched to sound like the lines recorded for Duke 3D (1996), although there are many other Duke games with higher res voice lines.
The canon should be that duke got sick of the music playing whenever he speaks, so he says the weirdest shit he can think of and the pauses are him checking if the music is going to keep playing. -This was not my idea. Credit goes to Hoggo-chan. :)
@@barmacidic2257 do you really care that I pointed it out? I noticed something and brought attention to it. Isn't that one of the reasons comments exist?
Props to the lad for not breaking character during these lines. I would’ve lost my shit and wouldn’t get anything done. God imagine how many takes John had to do.
Honestly, those "sensitive" quotes are perfectly in line with Duke. Remember: before he was a beer-guzzling, womanizing, ultra-violent guy with sunglasses… he was a pink-vest-wearing hero with a laser gun and a fondness for Oprah Winfrey. Who says he can't be a _sensitive_ man's man? (:
You know, he's done so many more of these on his Twitter over the past few years, even using a Duke puppet for a number of them. I hope to see them uploaded on TH-cam as well.
Duke got a massive depression period after DNF and it got harder after seeing his old pals Doomguy and BJ getting a revival in their life, leaving Duke behind. This led Duke to rethink his life choices and becoming a model citizen. With a normal life and daily problems.
i love how every word in these is capitalised like a title (except for the last one), it's exactly how i would imagine Duke typing. like that is _the_ text equivalent to how he speaks
![[SFM] Duke Nukem VS Postal Dude](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AVDituj79SM/mqdefault.jpg)
Please do not ask me to do anymore compilations of Unexpected Quotes of Duke. I just don't feel like it. If you all want to go at it yourself, just go for it.
Hey can you do more comps of unexpected quotes of duke
Hey can you make another compilation?
Can you make another compilation
Whatever you do, DO NOT MAKE ANOTHER COMPILATION! Just... trust me on this! It's a bad idea!
I have no feelings, positive or negative, about the idea of you making another compilation of Duke Quotes. Furthermore, even if i could come to a conclusion on the matter - my ability to influence you to take course of action that i see as a correct one is farely limited and unlikely will make any lasting impact on you as a person. One can even hypothesize that odds of you reading this very message im currently typing are rather slim, to say the least. Therefore, you realistically can only rely on your own judgement, wit, moral compass and past experieces in order to decide if making another compilation of quotes from a famous video game character Duke "Nuke" Em will be a worthwhile endevour. But, i feel like i could not leave my fellow man completly empty handed in this pecuilar situation. When making said decision i advice excersing extreme caution, take in consideration all possible outcomes of resulting action or inaction, as well as possible benifits, time and resource costs.
Ah yes, my favorite Duke Nukem quote,
“I’m gonna pass a kidney stone”
"No it's not erectile dysfunction I'm just tired"
I like how he actually sounds kind of concerned upon saying it.
You cant forget about "My Starbucks coffee was too hot and my tongue got burned"
Bro i heard that I was reading the comment lol
The only one I could see in any of the games.
Am I the only one that would be intimidated if a big strong man said "I have the proper amount of gum for this situation" to me with no context?
Seriously, how do you even respond to that??
@@antitheist3206 give him more gum
You take the gum, and then chew it while making eye contact
Then you run because you probably just pissed off Duke Nukem
@@definitelynotizukumidoriya5746 *t h e r e i s n o e s c a p e f r o m T h e D u k e*
@@definitelynotizukumidoriya5746 I'm here to snap necks and break kneecaps and im in perfect distance to you to do both
The audio compression is perfect.
I didn't do that, that's how his tweets are.
Plot twist: his cellphone just has a really bad microphone
Well, you still need to do an audio effect for this to sound correctly, I think it's called bit crunching. Since the original DN3D audio was 8-bit (if I remember right). So Jon chose the right one.
@@CrizzyEyes Nah man, Jon St John has a setting in his throat for this. It was cheaper than doing all the work of porting his regular voice to 8-bit
Sounds like he bitcrushed it to match the original DN3D audio resolution!
"No it's not Erectile Dysfunction, I'm just tired."
Relatable
@@GunsNGames1 the girl/guy must be like
Somethings wrong I can feel it
That line made me wheeze
Too stressed to have sex is a thing though
Read this right before it appeared in the video
After every quote be like:
DUH DA DUN,
DUH DA DUN
Jon St. John did the same thing for his Duke Nukem COVID Pickup Lines video, so I was inspired by that.
@@SmythTheCrow so you weren't inspired by the Duke Nukem shitpost god himself Gianni Matragrano?
i feel nothing but pain DUH DA DUN,
DUH DA DUN
@@screaminghairyarmadillo I thought Gianni got the idea from Jon himself.
I really wanna like your comment but it's at 666
"my mom is taking me to toys r u's" that was too deep 😞
RIP toys are us
We still have it here in Canada
@@RainytheNB wtf moving to canadia asap
We still have them in Europe too.
I believe there is two left in America
The starting riff playing after each quote is UNDERRATED.
@Sproot underrated opinion tbh
@@x302justice Yeah very underrated
@Sproot no no he's got a point
This comment isn't even using underrated correctly
It will be meme soon
some of these are funny because it paints him as childish, and some of these are funny because it paints him as boring and middle aged.
childish: I’m Going To Hit The Water With My Tinkle This Time. My Mom Is Taking Us To Toys R Us
boring: I Don’t Have Erectile Dysfunction I’m Just Tired. My Doctor Recommended I Get A Colonoscopy
So true lol
Well, where do you fit "I'm Gonna Eat The Rotted Asshole Of A Roadkill Skunk And Down It With Beer" in those two categories?
@@pertkhan a man in his early 20's
And some are just wholesome
never played a duke nukem game in my life, so as far as i know, these are all canon, and god do i want them to be
Agreed
If you're gonna play one then DO NOT play Forever and instead just play Duke Nukem 3D since it's the pinnacle of the series
All but Forever...
There is a Forever mod for 3D, though...
I've played both 3D and forever, and forever really isn't bad.
It’s weird that a shitpost Twitter account has more favor with the fanbase than the last 18 years of his actual games
Blame Dandy Bitchford. Although I do think some of the console titles are a little underrated, but a lot of them are also kinda shit, or are just straight up Tomb Raider clones down to the engine.
That's just sad, that Randy ownes the franchise and doesn't do shit, even though DOOM comeback and 90s-like shooters are very much demanded for FPS-fans. Gearbox should sell franchise to someone passionate for this kind of shooters, like New Blood or 3D Realms.
@@ChainikVlad New Blood with Duke Nukem would be a fucking dream, just need to get John St . John to come back, but he is currently busy with Postal 4. I do like the references he makes in Postal 4 as call backs to his time as the King.
I'd say Sonic is right there with them, what with their social media being so fondly cherished by the fans, but once in a blue moon they have a good game.
Speaking of, Jon St. John is the Big King Baby. And he will save his frog.
@@CrizzyEyes who is Dandy Bitchford?
The way he delivered the "I'm just tired" line at 0:56 has me losing my shit
It's hurts when it feels too real
Honestly I would love for a mod which adds these lines into the game, some of them are actually pretty Duke-like: "I've forgotten what those alien bastards did to me," and then he proceeds to murder several.
An _I'm-too-old-for-this-shit_ Duke who still kicks ass? You're on to something, maybe.
0:46 he never specified it was a toilet seat
I fucking thought it was a bus seat oh my fucking god-
*o r m a y b e i t i s*
I imagined a Cinema recliner lol
@Manek Iridius great minds think alike
Why did I not immediately think of a toilet seat?
I thought it was the seat of his living room for some reason
I've watched too many of Gianni's Duke dubs that I can't tell which is the actual voice actor and which isn't anymore
One sounds younger and the other sounds older obviously.
Mood but also that is actual John St. John voice acting these. He posted them on his twitter, check the description.
One sounds like Duke, the other is trying to sound like Duke
“I’m gonna hit the water with my tinkle this time”
-Nuke Dukem
I love that little hesitation after “tinkle” as he stifled a giggle
Duke Nuke Them*
1:22
Doomguy:wincing from the urinal*
Dick Kickem*
"I'm here to make inflammatory statements on the internet **dum dum dum**
And then turn my notifications off
*serious music plays*"
"It's Time To Be In A Happy Monogamous Relationship For Many Years"
If Duke Nukem Forever had been set in that timeline, it might actually have worked out.
Oh man he didn't do the "those alien bastards lowered my sperm count!"
The compression makes it even better.
I mean... Isn't it is supposed to sound like that originally? The game is pretty old
P.S. didn't play Duke Nukem, can't be sure about the first statement
Oh hey, you have 69 likes.
Nice
@@exys2086 Yeah the audio is bit-crunched to sound like the lines recorded for Duke 3D (1996), although there are many other Duke games with higher res voice lines.
1:16 AVGN
That shit killed me.
He’s the angriest gamer you ever heard
I'M DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS
Wanna listen to some tunes?
@@evanschmitt2830 Duh duh duh, Duh duh duh
Hearing him say the AVGN line really feckin' fits!
I was looking for a comment mentioning it, it was a long search 😭
1:16
Ah yes, my favorite quote...
_”I Had A Dream About Kissing Master Halo from Halo.”_
0:30
I can actually imagine Duke doing this lol
0:45 I felt that.
You should've wiped the seat off first then.
We know the world is coming to an end when he brought the right amount of gum for the given situation.
The canon should be that duke got sick of the music playing whenever he speaks, so he says the weirdest shit he can think of and the pauses are him checking if the music is going to keep playing.
-This was not my idea. Credit goes to Hoggo-chan. :)
this exact comment was taken from another video. good work changing a few words tho
Was the 41 likes worth it?
@@MeatyJesus do you really care if they took it from somewhere else?
It’s a youtube comment it’s not like it matters.
@@barmacidic2257 do you really care that I pointed it out? I noticed something and brought attention to it. Isn't that one of the reasons comments exist?
@@MeatyJesusdude I am a teenager and I am not this easily offended
i love how not only were we all recommended this, this is also like the fifth duke nukem recommendation
Exactally
year later. it came back.
Love these, feels like Duke is a real retired boomer hero who decided to use Twitter
Ah yes, my favorite quote;
“My mom is taking me to Toys R’ Us.”
Best thing to come out of 2020
“Call me counter strike because i am globally offensive”
1:16 Okay, this one's just badass. The bewilderment of it will also stun the opponent at the start of the fight.
I want a new Duke nukem game like they did for doom but more silly
And preferably wayyyyyyyy better than DNF.
And JUST as much TESTOSTERONE!
I'd wait another 25 years for the next one...
Someone on Tumblr wanted a game where there's deep worldbuilding and characters but Duke himself is exactly the same.
@@JoeContext that Bulletstorm addon where the protagonist is replaced with Duke with zero context and nobody acknowledges it is hilarious.
1:06 accidentally did that one a school computer once
he literally can make anything sound bad ass
“I’m suffering from male pattern baldness.”
Props to the lad for not breaking character during these lines. I would’ve lost my shit and wouldn’t get anything done. God imagine how many takes John had to do.
The guitar riffs in between statements makes this perfect.
Honestly, those "sensitive" quotes are perfectly in line with Duke.
Remember: before he was a beer-guzzling, womanizing, ultra-violent guy with sunglasses… he was a pink-vest-wearing hero with a laser gun and a fondness for Oprah Winfrey.
Who says he can't be a _sensitive_ man's man? (:
Until the alien bastards shot up his ride
I remember, in Duke Nukem 2, Oprah was interviewing him for his new book, _Why I'm So Great._ Shit was hilarious.
1:15 is the only one in character, and its a legendary reference too. Which is also in character.
What a nice thing to see right after work
I like how he starts some sentences with "it's time" and then says something very specific. Like he can see the future or something
1:11 if kids really sounded the way they sound in their head
Reminder: This man once voiced Big the Cat
And said "I've got frogs of steel" in Big the Cats voice.
@@lmcgregoruk
I need the link to that
“Those alien bastards stole my gum”
thank you for this
It's so hard to distinguish Jon from Gianni these days
You know, he's done so many more of these on his Twitter over the past few years, even using a Duke puppet for a number of them. I hope to see them uploaded on TH-cam as well.
"Time to drive under the influence."
This is amazing - thank you so much for editing them together.
Wholesome Duke is Best Duke.
Duke got a massive depression period after DNF and it got harder after seeing his old pals Doomguy and BJ getting a revival in their life, leaving Duke behind.
This led Duke to rethink his life choices and becoming a model citizen. With a normal life and daily problems.
I love how the begining Duke lives a normal life and then just becomes uncanny at the end
"My mom is taking me to Toys R us" HAHAHAHA
Also, love the AVGN reference
I love how the grabbag theme comes in at full swing towards the end, LEGENDARY!
1:16 Ah yes, the Angry Video Game Nukem.
I refuse to acknowledge that Duke Nukem is a real game series
i love the idea of someone as Duke Nukem to be actually super wholesome and groundstanding
Duke Nukem: Somebody peed on the seat!
Postal Dude: Now the flowers will grow~
Ah yes, everyone’s favourite quote “Time to research a vasectomy”
"My name is not Dook, kid" (shotgun blast sound effect)
Duke nukem kinda relatable in some of these tho
After so many mini riffs, than final one sounded so satisfying.
He's a somewhat confused, grumpy but also kinda wholesome old dude that doesn't get the Internet.
1:15 an AVGN reference, just perfect.
I can’t get over how good of a name Jon St. John is.
'Uhh.. I'm gonna pass a kidney stone.'
"I'm here to make inflammatory statements on the internet...
And then turn my notifications off"
John must have been laughing his a55 off for every line
After seeing ProtonJon’s streams. This is a good supply of quotes
This is peak character development
The audio compression sounds like Duke 3D on DOS Box. It's flawless
As someone who’s raised a protected species that got abandoned in my shed, I love the bby bird quote. truly wholesome guy
Duke nukem basically is the doom slayer of aliens with personality
“MY MOM IS TAKING ME TO TOYS R US”
*INTENSE HEAVY METAL*
i love how every word in these is capitalised like a title (except for the last one), it's exactly how i would imagine Duke typing. like that is _the_ text equivalent to how he speaks
1:11 You can tell this isn't his first take because he's still struggling to not laugh
"My mom is taking me to Toys r Us"
-Duke Nukem, 2020
Kind of wonder if 15.ai's ai would take all of these and remember to include the megadeth at the end of every statement.
John St. John is a national treasure and we should protect him at all costs.
This reminds me of Johnny Bravo
Duke honestly the most iconic video game character. Its been like 8years since duke nukem forver shit itself and people still hailing to the king
Gianni sounds exactly like Jon St. John lmao
The guitar licks between quotes gives me immense joy
That AVGN reference.
It's time to have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear
Duke can make anything sound badass
1:16
The crossover we all needed.
Angry video game nerd!
He sounded like he was trying to hold back laughter the entire time
It’s time to go to the store to buy gum, but I can’t decide if I want mint or juicy flavored gum.
Its just 1 minutes and 50 seconds but it feels like an eternity
1:16
Nice AVGN quote there buddy.
My favorite part is that the guitar riff never resumes until the end, it just restarts.
1:00 half badass actually
These are done VERY well.
1:16 AVGN Intro?
This audio is badass
So Duke Nukem is basically me.
With the audio compression, feels like it's 1996 all over again.
"It's time to be in a happy monogamous relationship for years"
Based Duke